i will go to a nordic country like finland or sweden, i will

>>68427785
Iw ill go to Spain and pretend I have lost my memory, so they will send me to a comfy mental clinic full of cute psychos

I will go to russia and I...

Nevermind

>>68427785
What if the girl actually beats you up

No you wont

you will end up as a transvestite stunt anus in some weird estonian car commercial Jorge,dont do it

>>68428483
Would be hot

>>68428454
Burn Moscow to the ground?

i will go to canada and i will say i want to cuck their leader

>>68427785
nah, they never prosecute crimes committed by brown people

>>68427785
The women here are bigger than you Jorge, it wouldn't end well for you

>>68428454
Freeze to death in the Russian winter and starve after they burn their farms.
>>68428844
Wishful thinking?

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>>68429410
You're going to get pegged to death by a powerful Nordic woman desu.

>>68427785
I just want to be anywhere outside this joke of a feminist country

ok pedro

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>>68429410
>i am 1.64
连中国人身高比你大多了

>>68427785
>spain
they will mistake you for a muslim and let you go because arresting a muslim for a crime in sweden is now illegal

>>68429885
Try being gay.

>>68430013
>>68430034
Why do we let women rule us? Are southern bitchs clever than northern or are we manlets? What happened...