/brit/

does febreze actually work? need to get the smell of cum and tears out before the fwb pays a visit

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMrvdqdhU0B
really maeks you think

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our nige

whats a good one pot meal i can cook in bulk that isn't spagbol, chilli or curry?

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What was she thinking?

>>68424692
yeah, that and open all windows

t. 6 month flat inspection and smoke inside

>>68424692
>having the fwb come over to your place
rookie error lad

>>68424720
ragout or noodles

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liberal democrats are the biggest cunts

i hope there's a right wing split between the tories and ukip over brexit and corbyn wins so i can see these bastards rot in a gulag

fucking cunts

just die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

>London in 2016

HOWLING

>>68424728
"what smells like rust?"

>>68424720
stew

>>68424720
rice can be mixed with other stuff pretty easily

Does anybody else pretend to be dumb just so you have something to talk to normies about

>>68424751
seems like an alright lad 2bh

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shall be getting frisky right about now

>>68424747
t. arse-eviscerated labourite

>>68424771
yes

I've been doing it so long that I'm actually stupid now haha

>>68424771
"ah yes I do watch game of thrones. my favourite part is [spoiler I read browsing while /tv/]"

>>68424720
soup

>>68424771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

>>68424788
t. middle class cum chuffer

>>68424771
no because my normie mates are clever

you're just hanging out with gutter runts because you couldn't compete with the clever ones.

grow a pair lad

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>tfw no preggo gf

>>68424779
>he doesn't have ad blocking software

get a load of this super-hyper-mega-pleb

>>68424771
I've been doing that on here with you fuckers for 10 years, now even when I talk in person it's like I'm shitposting

>>68424813
will probably watch game of thrones sometime for this reason despite having near-zero interest

>>68424831
#chocolatewilly

>>68424779
giz a go

yes 60% of people did vote for this cause, but if you include all the people who didn't mind or didn't care enough to vote then actually only 30% of people voted for it

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>>68424779
>ads
the state of this ABSOLUTE MONG

Can't wait to see the Lib Dems thrash Labour so we have a proper opposition

>>68424855
maybe you'll like it

>>68424820
nm, u?

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what happens when we die lads haha?
lads?
*stares into the void*
lads?? (lads, lads, lads...)

>>68424771
no I'm quite happy not talking to people who have nothing interesting to say

>>68424779
>windows phone
>opera
what made you make these odd choices

>>68424855
its not as bad as /tv/ likes to pretend it is

>>68424831
There is nothing on this world or any other more vile and repugnant than a pregnant human female.

>>68424875
>>68424845
ahh yes let me remove that tiny image for absolutely no reason whatsoever

enjoy having your bank details stolen

>>68424863
alright be round in 5 mins

>>68424888
no mates so no influence

>>68424867
If you don't care enough to use democracy when it's given to you, you don't deserve democracy when it's taken away

>My bus didn't turn up and I have no other way of getting into college so I will not be able to come to this afternoons lessons, sorry.

hows this?

>>68424886
everyone here has convinced themselves it's going to be the end

that's too easy for me to believe 2bh, I reckon it's going to be some form of hell

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>>68424886

>>68424882
it's possible, doesn't look awful
doesn't look all that good either though

>>68424893
yeah I don't trust them for anything, they hate everything

A few on here need to eat shit and die.

>>68424923
college???

>>68424905
isn't just that tiny image though is it. its every ad on every website.
enjoy sifting through all that shite, cretinous runt.

Just up lads. Had a dream about returning to uni with the qt and we got 2 free petit filous and then we just sat on a bench together for the rest of the dream, talking. She scooted closer and closer until she was leaning against my chest while we talked and I could feel her warmth against me but then my alarm immediately went off and woke me up.

How alone do the rest of you feel?

>>68424950
yes college, it is where you go after high school

>>68424933
big spider that

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>america
>a person of Spanish descent born in mexico is not white
>a Jewish person is white

>>68424886
don't know why people struggle with this 2bh

>>68424976
yes

>>68424867
umm its 52% sweety

>underage college goers
>pseudo-normies
>/tv/ users
The absolute STATE of /brit/ right now, shouldn't be allowed.

>>68424978
not sure why you put america first, that's true everywhere

>>68424981
because they're not brainlet dawkins followers and have realised that it's a big problem that hasn't been solved?

>>68425010
Fuck off kike, you're not white.

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How can I say to the fwb "Please stay and spend the evening with me after we've had sex instead of rushing off because I'm really lonely and secretly love you haha?" without sounding silly lads?

>>68425028
ummm god isn't real and theres nothing after death sweetie xxx

>>68425026
peng ting

>>68425009
>pseudo-normies
what's this?

>>68425033
>fwb
>wanting a relationship
mate give that fat head of yours a shake

>>68425033
Make sure you say "haha" at both the start and end of the sentence, so you can pretend it's a joke if she says no.

>>68425028
don't know a single thing dawkins has ever said
>it's a big problem
no it isn't

going to a steakhouse tonight lads, what should I order?

>>68425026
NEED a black sandwich gf

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>>68425001
Why do you care about the EU liberal scu- bro.

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>>68425026
dammm she blick

>>68425070
great advice

>>68425074
tofu

>>68425074
fish

>>68425049
hun I told you to keep quiet while the boys are talking xx

>>68425073
it's not to you because you're alright with whatever belief lets you live your life in peace, much like other atheists and most religious folk

>>68425083
dont get what this means sorry nice talking to you neway x

>>68425033
you say, "don't care"

>>68425074
8oz 35 day-aged sirloin steak with hand-cut fries and sweet chilli sauce

>>68425124
why do you think YOU of all people has any idea how to figure out what happens after we die just chill out and forget about it bruh

>>68425153

>sweet chilli sauce

ruined it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

the la's 2bh la's

got two nights of intense drinking lined up

might go subway for lunch

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>>68425128
>this is why gulags exist.

really want a steak now

oh well guess i will make do with 40p custard cremes

>>68425124
so what type of special person does it take to be in a panic about death

>>68425193
nonce

>>68425131
when pokemon mystery dungeon became the popular game in the playground

JOBBIES
O
B
B
I
E
S

>>68425193
>£3 for a mediocre sandwich

>>68425208
I'll think of you and your custard creams while having my tofu, fish and steak tonight

>>68424779
r u a girl

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hahaha le tim and milk

>>68425176
sweet chilli sauce at the place I go is bare good m8

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what's yer hing lads?

>>68425172
>why do you think YOU of all people has any idea how to figure out what happens after we die
Well, I don't obviously.

There's been geniuses who have tried to figure ti out for thousands of years that couldn't hack it. I'm not arrogant enough to think I could.

I'm just not retarded enough to buy into some bullshit made up to make me feel better about it (and that includes atheism).

>>68425238
:3

>>68425250
Yes :3

>>68425265
Pretty embarrassing that Labour are losing to this guy haha

£:

>>68425270
this face is very british

>>68425294
nah jk I know you saved that from another thread/board x

>>68425270
having my willy played with by a pretty girl xx

just did a big cum from the magic wand

always feels so intense

>>68425270
I suppose time post with no intenton of geting (You)s

piss my self every time lmao

>>68425230
custom made by monkeys

fancy buying a load of unhealthy food tonight

>>68425271
if you're not an atheist you're a terrorist sympathiser mate, sort your act out please

>>68425333
yeah fancy that haha

>>68425361
Nice one mate

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>>68425306
>Implying
Labour is gaining more votes just look at Scotland

We have the Greens on our side

The Libfags have been losing votes since 2011

>>68425270
pick a random post and wank to completion solely reading it

>>68425360
>Labour is gaining more votes just look at Scotland

Where they're getting absolutely trashed?
They're heading for fourth in Scotchland haha

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 42% (+3)
LAB: 25% (-2)
UKIP: 12% (-2)
LDEM: 11% (+2)
GRN: 4% (-)

Looks like tories are unbeatable lads

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>>68425331
>by monkeys

It's a sandwich artist!

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Have to go to work in a bit at the petrol station

>>68425398
amazing one party system we have

@68425396
>They're heading for fourth
not even going to reply to this drivel

>>68425435
keep an eye on the forecourt for me lad

>>68425435
About to finish work in the petrol station

any rugby on this weekend? fancy watching rugby
*talks into an empty room*

>>68425435
At least it's not night shifts.

They are torture, only benefit is double pay.

about to buy petrol from the petrol station cunt

hope he's not watered it down again or my carburetors going to be fucked

>Scots call chavs neds and jakes
what if you;re called ned or jake?

>>68425496
i used to like rugby but then i realised no one else in the country cares about it so it just gets worse every year

about to rob the petrol station with jake and the other boys

this will fund our christmas if all goes to plan

glad UKIP managed to siphon off the pleb vote to the extent that the dregs of the working class make sure that a party that represents the working class don't get in

how fucking stupid do you have to be to carry on voting UKIP now?

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> carburetor

>>68425504

remember to buy bp © ultra © super © unleaded la

in an armed response unit van eyeing up these dodgy looking cunts to see if they pull something

hope I get to shoot one between the eyes

>>68425533

*doesn't authorise pump*
*calls the police while you wait*

runts haha. when will they learn?

>>68425496
>>68425530
rugby is tops

big up the bath rugby squaaaad

in the boardroom with the bigwigs deciding which stations we can close to save money

Reading Tony Blair's latest writings in my copy of The New European

>>68425561
do they even patrol

thought they were like firemen and got called out

Why is this turborunt always at the top of replies whenever Trump makes a tweet?

https://twitter.com/NeilTurner_

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>I play rugby

>>68425594
yeah they are, i'm one of them

sit on my arse all day posting on the chon then every now and then i go out and pop some shots into a paki

>>68425583
>big up the bath rugby squaaaad

Fellow Bathlad?

>>68425603
dont know

>>68425624
nahh not quite, i'm near though ;)

when a form says "place of birth" does it mean country of birth or hospital or whatever?

business ide: calle calle

>>68425653
Live literally 100 yards from the ground, fucking racket

good team though

>>68425654
hospital

>>68425654
just put "the world" because we're all human beings x

>>68425668
>Live literally 100 yards from the ground
what are you a bat

>>68425654
just a bushwazee asking your where you are from

Trump’s win means that white nationalism is at the center of our politics, and that people on the right and left will try to accommodate it

>>68425657
2700 calle

>>68425668
FOB

>>68425654
town you fucking

>>68425501
I'd prefer night shifts

No customers to bother you

>>68425693
hahaha

>>68424711
the bloke looked like a baby that's been in the bath too long

>>68425693
>>68425714
Nah I'm a povvo with rich parents

Share a house with 6 people, surprisingly not that expensive here

>>68425680
>>68425720
hmmm okay. I'm going to be double safe and put Canterbury, UK

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good night alt right

am a late bloomer who hasn't bloomed yet that's all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS4O_ZEZHvQ
doing a listen

>>68425808
ill do the opposite

if someone attacked pepe near me I would lamp him in the jaw until he stopped moving

If you are an Alt Right Nazi who hates race mixers like myself or an SJW who worries about my daughter, you likely have no kids

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481289122188.webm

the goal is to move to Bath or Stroud

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>if someone attacked pepe near me I would lamp him in the jaw until he stopped moving

I prefer the term Ctrl Conservative

important

http://www.strawpoll.me/11834228
http://www.strawpoll.me/11834228

>>68425765
>leftists
you lose the right to act like you're counter-culture punks when the establishment is on your side

>>68425849
bournemouth is the definitive UK location

>>68425654
yer mum's snatch

>>68425858
I get it

>>68425886
i grew up in a small version of bournemouth, allow the victorian seaside towns imo

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/41508141#mKqXCS6qoPJ9D524.97

this is the goal

>>68425873
What job

just messaged a feminine 19y/o mtf on OkCupid lads

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>>68425874
agreed

can't stop wanting to cheat on the gf but I have no desire to break up with her

>richard spencer is 38

thought he was mid 20s at most

>>68425918
supermarket runtail

Why is Trump appointing members for a 4th Reich?

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>Rejected from the civil service fast stream

ah yes

>>68425874
what establishment is this mate? the right wing press, the right wing public, the right wing majority in most western governments?

>>68425873
lad group interviews are like the partner shit you had to do in school

all objective stuff no autismal introductions

>>68425929
a mum that fucks? nice
bit young for that though

>>68425931
trump may be president but he in no way embodies the establishment. (((they))) will do whatever they can to undermine him until his term's up and they can put another one of their puppets in the white house

>>68425917
fuck all happens in stroud though

if you're looking at billionaire cities go for cheltenham

>>68425963
looked them up online and i'm likely gonna have to "sell" a product to someone in 30 seconds

Niamhs are always cute

>>68425294
Feminine penis?

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Asuka > Rei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVrrd6mYdAY

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>>68425935
I had to go to a group interview at ASDA once

They put us into groups and told us to create a new theme song and dance for ASDA and then perform it for them

>>68425955
imagine being this delusional

>>68426025
>They put us into groups and told us to create a new theme song and dance for ASDA and then perform it for them

I really hope you're joking. I'd have left

>>68425989
i just like hippy towns 2bh, stroud totnes or hebden bridge

>>68425998
true 2bh

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>>68426025
>create a new theme song and dance for ASDA and then perform it for them

>>68425976
maybe but i doubt it. the republicans haven't controlled this much of the government since 1928. trump's presidency will be extremely effective

>>68426035
Not joking

I half arsed it though

They wanted me to turn around and smack my arse and say every little helps too

absolute STATE of my pineal gland

Edinburgh is objectively the best billionaire city in the country

fascism is too close to socialism for me to ever like it

just really fucking despise poor people Tbh lads, they're so fucking disgusting

>>68425955
If the public is right-wing, and you're anti-right wing
That makes you anti-democracy

You fucking fascist

>>68426072
>every little helps
thats tesco...

>>68426044
When I was a norm and had a job and wasn't a runt I had a business meeting in Hebden Bridge.

Never felt so out of place in a suit in my life. Some fucking hippy family wandering around with their baby in a literal piece of coloured cloth said 'looks like the government have arrived' and walked off and some other woman shouted at me about Palestine as we walked past.

Never been anywhere like it, it's like they've been forgotten for the last 200 years minus the cars.

>>68426106
And?

>>68426069
>Republican government gets massive power for one year
>Wall Street Crash 1929

ah yes very impressive

>>68426027
?? what do you mean lad
you don't seem to have made an argument

most media outlets in the UK are right wing, the public is evidently right wing (cons+UKIP=over half the vote) and as it stands the UK, AUS, NZ and USA all have a right wing government, and Canada has a centrist one who everyone acts like he's a commie. where is this left-wing establishment you speak of?

from now on I will be drinking only pure h2o

except on weekends when I will be drinking only vodka

>>68425955
>the right wing press
SCREAMING
>the right wing majority in most western governments?
HOWLING
the only one you might be right about is the public being right wing but that's really really difficult to judge. Don't think it's possible to deny that the overwhelming majority of media players are varying degrees of left wing though, apart from some boring neolib shits

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>>68425989
>Cheltenham
>billionaire city

wut

>>68426125
PARK LIFE

in the paki chipper
cheeseburger chips and a can of pepsi for £2.50

>>68426142
smirked quite heavily at this

>>68426130
see
>>68426124
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_newspapers_in_the_United_Kingdom_by_circulation
basically every newspaper in the UK is right-wing populist... how is the media left wing?

RUNT LIFE

>tfw she has a bf now and they live together but she still sends you regular bra pics on snapchat

HOWLING

>>68425976
yes just like (((they))) gave him a platform for 18 months despite supposedly seeing him as a threat

trump's cabinet is also full of le establishment cuckservatives

>>68426093
haha i'm not anti-democracy silly they've just been tricked because they're stupid :)

>>68426186
bra pics, phwoar, you're in there mate!

reminder that he shags her every single night

nee-ee-ams are always cute

>>68425721
>No customers to bother you

Must be joking lad.

When I worked sainsburys nights it was endless pissed up deanos and slags changing their orders, never having enough money and demanding more booze who end up abusing you

It's alright if you have a shift manager to deal with those bellends though

Darmok and Jalad

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>>68426025

just found out the bloke off the parklife video isn't the same bloke as the one off jools holland's NYE thing

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>>68426186
>she still sends you regular bra pics

y-yeah totally know what that's like family

HOOTENANNY

>>68426169
newspapers aren't important. We've had this conversation god knows how many times before. the percentage of the population which reads print press is very low. The number of people who read the Guardian is more than the number of people who read the Sun
http://www.newsworks.org.uk/The-Sun
http://www.newsworks.org.uk/the-guardian
there are a handful of right wing publications in circulation still. But tv producers, social media content creators, people who are genuinely influential, are almost universally left wing

>>68426221
What kind of store?

In a petrol station it's just fucking endless wave of people coming in until about 11pm and then it's nice and quiet

It'll be me on a till with a line of about 10 people

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>denying that the press is full of Turbororke outlets

lads, what planet are you on? you do realise how unpopular in sales the Guardian and the Independent are, right?

granted, the BBC is centre-left metropolitan liberal biased, but all the other popular news in the UK is pretty firmly right wing.

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>>68426262
Also at a petrol station people expect you to bag their shit for them

>>68426262
Where abouts?

Starting shift at Tesco in like 30 minutes, stacking shelves and working tills.. Boring as fuck, it's only part time tough.

>>68426271
see this
>>68426259
total readers of the guardian out number the total readers of the sun. Also what other popular news is right wing?

>>68426271
>only 3 outlets shown in total

piss off rasheed

>>68426259
>the percentage of the population which reads print press is very low
but is overwhelmingly filled with working class little englanders

>But tv producers, social media content creators, people who are genuinely influential, are almost universally left wing
agree with this, but you're ignoring how important right wing tabloids are for the vast majority of people who aren't middle class elitists

>>68426262
>wave of people coming in until about 11pm and then it's nice and quiet

Do you not live near any clubs? They'd all come in at closing hour in waves.

Going to a bar tonight was thinking of wearing a suit jacket


what do you wear to bars?

>>68426303
Gloucestershire

Starting at 4

>>68426314
The 3 most popular outlets

>>68424657
alright roughly how much would I need a month for a one bedroom flat, food, electricity and internet?

>>68426331
tuxedo covered by a trench coat tbqh

>>68426305
>total readers
the guardian is an international news website, it gets visits from the anglosphere because it's literally the only respectable left wing news source in the west. the redtops are nationalist so only get read by a national audience

>>68426262
guessing your station doesn't sell alcohol then
they're mayhem in the early hours of Friday and Saturday night

>>68426331
depends what kind of bar mate

Absolutely love it when girls post selfies with that butterfly filter

>>68426324

>middle class elites

Makes no sense.

>>68426348
Not allowed to sell alcohol after 10:30pm

Isn't it like that everywhere?

>>68426350
expensive bar

wannabe posh go there

>retail runts

this explains so much

>>68426365
elitist and elite aren't the same thing anon

>>68426338
yeah because people are tired of leftist drivel, it's called the silent majority

>>68426331
gestapo uniform obvs

>>68426324
I get what you're saying but as i pointed out the guardian actually gets more readers than the Sun. The fact that the working class leans right and there are outlets that cater to that doesn't mean that the press is "overwhelmingly right wing"

>>68425527
whew

>>68426395
literally how do you keep this le underdog mentality mate

the vast majority of fucking idiots agree with what you think, and they're not silent at all

>>68426372
I asked the bloke at my local, apparently they can they just literally can't fit in through the exchange thing and they won't open the doors for safety reasons.

Every since they opened the garage 24/7 you can buy it any time.

>>68426376
just go in trackies

>>68424886
>about to die
>brain kicks it up to 100%
>relive your entire life since you actually subconsciously remember everything in perfect detail
>you experience it in under 1 second but it feels like a full lifetime
>reach the point where you're remembering dying
>leads to an infinite loop
I think this is what happens because it'd explain deja vu and why you can sense when something bads about to happen

>>68426434
We don't have a window thing

It's a Tesco express / Petrol station

The till literally doesn't let you scan alcohol after 10:30

>>68426406
Who cares about the sun, all about the mail online now haha xx

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>>68426461
you just relive your life, over and over?

well that's just fucking GREAT

>>68426406
I'm not the same anon who said that

the print press is overwhelmingly right wing in terms of audience, online and tv is overwhelmingly left wing. however, rorkes tend to tune out left wing media, and libs sneer at rorke tabloids.

the sun's focus is on print, which is national. even though the sun has a website, it isn't a prime focus like with the guardian's, which targets an international audience, so obviously it has more readers.

desu both of you just need to accept that the vast majority of people in this country live in one of these two media bubbles. it's not an either-or situation as to which one is dominant because they both target completely different people

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>that absolute runt that does their weekly shopping at a petrol station / express shop

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>>68426485

Anyone else really suspicious of the company Which?

Really don't trust them.

>>68426485
plus if I'm right it means you literally couldn't change anything since you're just watching and experiencing memories

>>68426406
umm the daily mail gets loads more than the guardian tho

>>68426497
and, yeah, the daily mail is pretty big online, a much fairer comparison with the guardian than the sun

>>68426461
>it'd explain deja vu

smarter men than you have already explained it, drongo

>>68426519
which company?

i want maisie to take a big hot shit on my face

>>68426429
It's because online, young left wing middle class people are the VAST majority of users, seemingly everywhere.

So young right-wing people assume that they're a silent majority and lefties are just being loud when the truth is that older right-wing people just don't use the internet, or social media anyway, that much at all. The media outside of the internet heavily caters to these right-wing people, while young rightists are left in a mostly lefty biased bubble, and as a result feel like underdogs

>>68426525
So you mean I have to die whilst people shout "show us your deodorant" at me?

>>68426543
Which?

>>68426470
Difference licenses guess.

Doubt the pissheads buying vodka at 4am are causing much trouble, nobody is around and they'll just stumble home.

>>68426562
ye

>>68426543
yeah that's the one

>>68426497
hmmmm... you might be right
i feel like i learned something today... thank you
*kisses you on the cheek*

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>>68426556
thats out of line lad. fucking vile if you ask me. el runto bum bandito spaztico. shant be reading your posts again.

>>68426415
ask him to post more with me

>>68426561
hmmm quite insightful, thank you m'good sir

>>68426561
Good post

>>68426580
>>68426591
what?

Kev uploaded a new video lads

>>68426585
I do have regular alcos that come in everyday to buy crates of beer though

There's a midget that comes in and always shouts at everyone

Called my co-worker a queer last week

>>68426631
RARE

>>68426648
do one, child

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>>68426631
Kev you alright mate? Bit of a long drive that.

>>68426631
cheers Kim

>>68426631
alri kim

listening to Cigarrettes after Sex
FUCK i want a gf

>>68426595
you hurt my feeling

>>68426665
no worries m8
>>68426669
alri

>>68426671
you're supposed to smoke them not listen to them

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>>68426631
You alri kev?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH DID YOU SEE THE FLAG WAS DIFFERENT FROM MINE???????????!!??/ LADS!!!!! DID YOU SEE IT?!?!?!?!


Shut the fuck up you immature cunts.

Shan't be rewarding the proxyfag with a (you) or unoriginal Kim Jong-Un joke
consider suicide

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/denmark-child-asylum-seekers-adult-age-test-migrants-refugee-crisis-a7464081.html

noodlin my noggin

>>68426663
your response was precisely the kind i wanted to elicit.
how does it feel to be a pathetic little puppet, forever dangling from my strings?

Took a quick peek at /political/
The counter-Trump tide is already starting
How far will they have flipped by the time grump Trump's plump rump humps the presidential bumps?

nuggo kevvo
>>68426742
>>68426742
>>68426742

just got a job in an offo, can only imagine what sort of creatures i will be interacting with

>>68426706
you seem like a lot of fun mate

>>68426561
young right wing people are mostly contrarians, they enjoy feeling like the underdog

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Me and the gf (ps: I'm the cat)

>>68426123
yolo

>>68426585
>Doubt the pissheads buying vodka at 4am are causing much trouble, nobody is around and they'll just stumble home.
It's not some old alcoholics, my local petrol station is full of groups of pissed up normies

t. got the taxi to the petrol station many many times when me and the lads are sniffed off our nuts and run out of alcohol

>>68426875
looks a bit like my pastry chef gf except she has lighter hair and instead of a cat she has a pet eel

>>68424657
i fucking hate brown rice

>takes 2x as long as white/basmati
>tastes like shit popcorn
>somehow have to use 5x as much water
>still doesn't seem properly cooked

just tried to make some brown rice to go with chilli since there's no basmati in the house. takes about 20 mins to cook and need to keep putting more water in despite having used the right amount. think I'm just gonna throw it away anyway at this point.

FUCK BROWN RICE

Just wanked for 3 hours and my dick looks like a cucumber


How is everyone elses day going?