are they still relevant?

>>68423150
literacy who?

File: 1897_1609024739378685_8525706221211637536_n.jpg (94KB, 911x729px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 911x729px

who care ?

>>68423150
Yes.

>>68423167
>literacy
Can't even into his own language

Poor abo

litterary no

>>68423150
Only to terroristes

File: france.jpg (107KB, 874x846px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 874x846px

>>68423379
>>68423167
>>68423150
France leader of the free world

http://europe.newsweek.com/france-leader-free-world-63361?rm=eu

http://www.jpost.com/Blogs/A-Mid-East-Journal/France-the-new-leader-of-the-free-world-435947

>>68423464
We are manly superpower btw, get rekt

>>68423150
propably in northern Africa

File: 1474360861433.jpg (36KB, 570x238px)

36KB, 570x238px

>>68423464
It's nice to get the recognition we deserve.

>>68423150
meh kinda but not really.
Like Britain or Germany.

Sadly they are, rightful British clay

> they ever been

>>68424277
>implying implication
if it wasn't for French money you wouldn't be an independent country. they lost their head for it, appreciate their sacrifice

File: Stacy Martin-mo9_1280.jpg (40KB, 940x1253px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 940x1253px

>>68423150
France and the UK are the only truly relevant European countries.

>>68423150
Ye france are good bois

File: cocorico.jpg (202KB, 1280x854px)

202KB, 1280x854px

>>68423464

File: 1373202115190.png (1MB, 800x793px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 800x793px

>>68424717
I like these images.

No,
but they think they are

>>68424764
>bear gryllis
>middleton just married
>queen elizabeth alive
>no farage
bring back memories...

France is the best country in Europe. UK are at the same level.

>>68425491
UK is a country of memories...

>>68425258
A bit rich coming from a toilet cleaner

File: 1606271820140111.jpg (23KB, 500x241px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 500x241px

>>68423150
RELEVANT AS FUCK FUCK YEAH

>france
>relevan-

well, yes i guess.

>>68423150
Yes. Terrorism is relevant.

>>68424764
I don't know 1/5 of those people
>miss named tower
>old lad actor
>a dying car manufacturer
>undying queen
>star trek dude
>poor girl princess

>>68424764

>Captain Price

>>68423464
How is Hollande's support?
Last I looked it was at like 4% or something, right?

>>68426608
It went steeply up when he intervened in Mali, then all the way down (his answer to terrorism, unemployment or protests being "deal with it lmao").

Recently it was 4%, and now it's irrelevant since he decided he won't run for a second mandate.

>>68426893
Is that good or bad?
I have no clue about french politics.

>>68426604
You got a problem with Captain Price?

>>68426563
These pictures are for light-hearted purposes only. Calm your autism down.

>>68426979
It doesn't change anything since he wouldn't have been elected anyway.

>>68426979
Almost anything would be better than Hollande, so pretty good.

Next year the president should be Fillon (free trade proponent, Catholic conservative) although Valls has fair chances too (right-leaning socialist, somewhat authoritarian).

>>68427040
>he didn't believe in the "HOLLANDE 2017, 53%!!!!" meme

>>68427173
>Valls has fair chances too
hahahaha

>>68427173
>somewhat authoritarian

Especially if you are a political opponent and don't believe his multi-culti bullshit.

>>68426608
This guy >>68426893 is telling garbage.
Hollande support rose in moments of war and after terrorists attacks.
Now that he decided not to run again for office he gained like 15 points of popularity kek.
He is still low in charts;

>>68425258
>>68426227
neither one of you knows what they're talking about t.b.h.

File: DELET.jpg (57KB, 948x711px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 948x711px

>>68424717
>Skłodowska
RRREEEEEEEEEE

>>68427665
She's in the french Pantheon. We consider her as one of our national heroes.

>>68423150
More than I'd like to admit.

File: DELT.png (28KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 259x194px

>>68427721
>Polonium

>>68427721
Seems really petty to take a polish scientist woman when you have more than enough legit french ones

>>68427858

Maybe she should have stayed in Poland then?
Oh wait, there was no Poland back then

>>68427858
We have others ?
Btw she is not less legit, we have a very inclusive culture. She is a woman, a scientist and a foreigner. It's a beautiful symbol.

>>68426979
I did it so as to avoid an humiliation.
He would have been btfo in the primary of the Parti Socialiste (his party).

File: wojak very upset.jpg (106KB, 601x601px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 601x601px

>>68427907

>>68428019
I suppose you have a point there.

>>68427907
Now that was low. You should be ashamed.

>>68427907

Soild banter Pierre.

More relevant than Spain at least?

Western Europe is completely fucked though, being eaten by their own decadence.

>>68427173
Which one has actually better chance against FN?

>Fillon
>he's right-wing and will destroy your welfare! If you want gibmedats, vote for Marion!

>Valls
>he's corrupt socialist just like hollande and more of the same! If you want Change(tm), vote for Marion!

>>68428019
>We have others ?
You have a ton unless your from North Africa.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_scientists

>>68428350
Vote for Melenchon then...

>>68428350
FN is fucking shit though

Better in modern anti-insurgent warfare than any western nation atm.

Kolwezi in 1978,Mali,Chad,Djibouti/French Somaliland and Rwandan second intervention mainly.

>>68428350
PS (center left) and LR (center right) always ally against FN. So it's basically really hard for them to win because all the other parties call for their electors to vote for whoever is against FN.

The worse would be Fillion because he would draw all the people from the left plus some of the people on the right, whereas Valls has less chance to rally people on the right.

>>68428460
know your enemy etc

File: kawaii.jpg (38KB, 1140x499px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 1140x499px

No one has a chance against Mélenchon

File: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpg (62KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 900x900px

>>68423464

ONE DAY, WE WILL REACH OUR PAST LEVEL, AND OVER PASS IT

NOTE
MY
WORDS

FRANCE N'A QU'UNE DESTINÉE
LES ÉTOILES

>>68428355
Think he meant specifically female ones.

>>68423150
Are you still relevant bitch nigger?

>>68428355
I checked and the only female scientist as famous as Marie Curie is
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irène_Joliot-Curie

Her own daughter, Irène Jolio-Curie.

>>68428533
This.

>>68428533
>>68428680


Jean Luc "strangers can vote lel" Melenfranc-macon

Litteraly a Bernie Sanders

Pièces de merde

>>68428635
Well the only other is Tunisian so I guess French females are incompetent.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_El_Karoui

They're only relevant in their old colonial states. Like i don't get the point of

> Aggressive promotion of the French language internationally to restore French influence abroad. “Language and power go hand in hand,” reads the party’s manifesto.

What's the fucking point? It's not like you can go out and become a superpower again. Dumb cunts.

>first-world
>good economics
>owns nukes

irrelevant?
that's impossible

>>68429125
>It's not like you can go out and become a superpower again.
no, YOU can't

>>68429125
>It's not like you can go out and become a superpower again. Dumb cunts.


We'll see little thing, first we'll consolidate oit basement in Antarctica just with the purpose of itching your little ass.

>>68429125
Maybe French will become Lingua Franca again when UK leaves the EU and English is no longer its official language.

No really, it's going to be fun watching them (politicians in EU) decide between practicality of keeping english and turning to translators.

>>68424645
what about Germany and Russia

>j'ai fini mon premier cours de français aujourd'hui
>j'ai eu un A en l'examen
But how the fuck do you frogs keep up with ten gorillion passé composé conjugations, holy shit

>>68423464
these masks are fucking edgy but I still like them

>>68429389
>Germany
no military and timid foreign policy
>Russia
depends if you want to count it as european. But even if you do, their relevance is limited to what's left of their "sphere of influence" (sooner it's gone, the better). Nukes are nice to have but they're only a credible threat against massive invasions, not something you can use in regular bargaining.

>>68423464
Goddamn, time to join the foreign legion and score one of those sweet famases

>>68429503
>Russia
>not European
stop these memes

>>68429125
Doesn't mean we should give in the anglo-domination and be self-hating cunts.

>>68429457
Fusse-il aisé de conjuguer en primaire, ça l'est avantage en usine mon ami hamburger

>>68429503
>not something you can use in regular bargaining.

It is : tactical nukes.

>>68429125
Aggressive, really ? Btw it's a french tradition to consider cultural influence to be a useful tool for diplomacy and economic promotion. We have a interesting cultural potential and we would be stupid to forget it.
In a world of competition where anglos and germans take it all, we need to have our own frenchboos.

>>68429559
Bad news, we'll switch the famas for a HK

>>68429603
No one in their right mind puts tactical nukes on the table in regular bargaining

>>68423150
VIVE LA PATRIE

>>68429653
>No one in their right mind puts tactical nukes on the table in regular bargaining


USA did actually.
I know it was another time but still, I remind you that mirage 2000 and rafale can handle tactical nukes not just for the dissuasion. It really is a tactical weapon, which could be used against Turkey, Algeria, or other countries with good regular forces.

>>68429803
Are you referring to 1945? Cause that was another time indeed

Tactical nukes can only really be used as a bargaining chip against countries that don't own nukes, and even then it would come at an enormous foreign relations cost.

>>68429457
Me too. I had my final oral exercise a few days ago. I showed up stoned out of my mind and talked w/ my teacher in french. Apparently got an A.

>>68428350
I don't think she would have any chance against Fillon. Turnout would probably be low but center right and center left voters would probably vote Fillon

If by some miracle Valls go to 2nd round, turnout will also be pretty low, he's very umpopular among far left and left wing voter, but this guys would also never vote for Marine Le Pen. Some conservatives republicans voters (there's a lot of them in the south-east for exemple) would probably vote fn but it won't be enough.

>>68429125

Well done my pet, you've got the frogs in a seething rage based upon how many replied to your scathing reality check post.

>>68424243
>>68425554
>>68426529
>>68426550
>>68426604
>>68427751
>>68428511
only red white and blue allowed

>>68430104
*blue, white and red

>>68424209
Closer to Poland and Spain than to Britain and Germany, to be honest.

>>68429457
Why would you learn French when you share the Americas with a billion Spanish speakers?

>>68429630
>it's a french tradition to consider cultural influence to be a useful tool for diplomacy and economic promotion
It's a tool that you lost more than a century ago, though. And one you will never get back.

>>68429874
>and even then it would come at an enormous foreign relations cost.


That's the key, we don't know tomorrow and an escalating of violence can't be discarded. Our nuclear power is designed for numerous of situations. Yeah i think a direct threat against french soldiers could lead to a tactical answer, on an important base for exemple.

France has a "first strike policy" and that's not for the beauty of the sentence.

File: conjugaison_manger.png (26KB, 940x1200px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 940x1200px

>>68429457
Amuse-toi bien mon grand.

>>68430162

Look, that's the francophobic norwegian again.

Btw, EADS is 0.05% more french than german, check it.

>>68430178
But then anon is right, nukes are only a credible threat against massive invasions
You won't get away with threatening everyone to nuke them each time you disagree, and you don't need to either. Both France and Russia have non-nuclear forces capable of making most countries bend to their will

File: pepez.png (5KB, 179x145px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 179x145px

>>68430162
Nah you are totally wrong. We have hundreds of Alliances françaices, tenths of Institus français, and it's expanding.

But I recognize you, you are this stupid norwegian always saying bullshit about France.
Or maybe the other guy is danish, it's hard to tell with your similar flags.

>>68430280
>Both France and Russia have non-nuclear forces capable of making most countries bend to their will


And that will cost a lot more than one strike.

You seem to over rate the result of a 110kt yelded strike my friend.

>>68430162
Why would I learn shit spanish? I'm not going into the landscaping business anytime soon. Plus french is just a really fun language to learn honestly.

>>68430367
It's not the size of the explosion, it's the fact that it has "nuclear" in the name. To the people, there is a line that you will cross once that step is taken, and there is no going back

>>68430327
This.

France and Britain are on another level just look at Germany's military

>>68430251
Was the company still called EADS when you found that number? Not that it really matters. You do planes better than anyone else in Europe... Except Russia, obviously, which completely blows you and your silly Rafals out of the water.

>>68430327
>We have hundreds of Alliances françaices, tenths of Institus français, and it's expanding
Millions of taxpayer euros wasted. We even have an Alliance Francis in Oslo, but nobody here speaks French or even cares about France in any way shape or form. It's not even a popular tourist destination.

>>68430468
Bahaha! It's like a contest to see who's the talkest midget! You guys are adorable bahahahaha.

>>68430455
OK I get it, but still there are eventualities.

>>68430630

Ah yes the ever present backwater yank offering his opinions on international affairs despite never owning a passport.

>>68430162
I'm learning french for the literature and because I'm going into a field where I may end up in francophone cunts but almost certainly not spanish ones
>can you guess what it is?

>>68430444
In a few years Mexico will have a larger economy than any country in Europe. Most of your manufacturing industry has already moved there. And at the same time Latinos are a rapidly expanding ethnicity in your own country. And they are not only illegal migrant workers, but also highly skilled people who are making ways into every echelon of American society. It probably would be smart to adapt before its too late.

>>68430367
Nuclear bomb is a meme, that's just does not exit. It's a myth.
It's impossible that a little thing can have an explosion on several kilometers.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki was either a succession of normal missiles for a long period of time or chemical attacks
Or
A setup. Japanese gov knew the could win against USA but did not want lose without a fight so they made a deal with USA.

>>68430787
Aerospace?

File: H1yFl9Q.png (142KB, 415x367px)

142KB, 415x367px

>>68430229

>>68430804
explain nuclear plants then

Single french girls have been "kidnaping" spanish and portuguese men lately.
Pretty much like the guys that order thai and russian mail brides.

Pheraps i should try getting into that market. I'm not that ugly

>>68430862
actually I'm not a country but a person

>>68430787
Film

>>68430630
:'(

>>68430810
Close, astrophysics. The only reason I'd be in latin america is if I ended up at an observatory in Chile or something, but then I'd be in a remote area with a bunch of white dudes anyway.
Russian would also be useful for both lit and the job but it's obviously harder and I'm a monolingual pleb. If I get good at french and want more, I'll try either russian or some asian language

>>68430787
Cuckolding pornography?

>>68430849
Radioactivity is very nefast and nuclear can provides a lot of energy but a bomb can not have an impact radius on several kilometers. It's SF, to maintain fear on the population

>>68430611
>millions of euros wasted
No it's not wasted. It costs very little money and our events are popular. The french movie festival in Australian reaches
like 300 000 spectators so foreign tv chanels buy our movies.

Btw you know nothing and you are a notorious cunt. I'm just curious to see what sort of bullshit you can invent for me.

>>68430862

The one thing that tends to be universal between most American posters is that they actually revel in their ignorance. Really, the only person that looks retarded is you.

>>68431101
At least I dont look like a BITCH like you do.

>>68431130

Ok buddy.

>>68431171
You guys get too upset over banter. /int/ isn't even fun anymore.

File: stopitlads.jpg (81KB, 680x798px)

81KB, 680x798px

>>68431130
>>68431171

File: 345523433.jpg (509KB, 2560x1600px) Image search: [Google]

509KB, 2560x1600px

>>68430104
It's the best colour combo tbqh.

>>68431093
I'm not going to invent any bullshit. I'm just surprised there are enough French movies to fill an entire festival. Most of them must be really old.

Your country really isn't as important as you think it is, and the French language is really a lot less widespread than you seem to believe.

>>68423150
yes

>>68423187
>that space before the question mark

true frenchman

File: C07v490.jpg (29KB, 327x341px)

29KB, 327x341px

>>68427907

>>68434238
>Your country really isn't as important as you think it is
What do you know about my thoughts on my country ? btw I know it's not very widespread, still we have a nice position for such a little country. And we need to boost our exports.

And no, the festival always present new films. It's the main objective of the whole thing, making foreign tv chanel know our recent creations.

>>68434238

>Nuclear Power
>Permanent member of the UN Security Council
>Only relevant military in the EU (now that UK will leave)
>Still a diplomatic powerhouse
>Still the 5th or 6th biggest economy in the world


I'm afraid they are somehow relevant anon.

File: french verbs.jpg (1MB, 1500x3816px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1500x3816px

>>68430844

>>68423150
Well, California is more relevant than France and it's not even a country.

California has
- a better economy
- more big companies
- play a big role in American culture and export it I don't know if it's in all the world, but at least in all the Western World.
PS: For the people who say America doesn't have culture, don't complain about the Americanization of your country
- better wine
- happier people

>>68423150

Nope

It's time, for a racial war imo

Great men always arise in time of war

>>68430844
Don't be too desperate

Most of these tense aren't used at all.

>>68434455
France has best cinema ever because of nouvelle vague.

>>68441061
Like which ones?

>>68438777
desu fuck cali. whatever culture they produce is toxic. like fucking shit hollywood blockbusters or lil wayne or whatever.

File: 1481298068116.png (71KB, 940x1200px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 940x1200px

>>68441626

>>68441954
Oh that isn't bad at all then.

File: 1468632292404.jpg (181KB, 492x500px)

181KB, 492x500px

>mfw Frogs use the >60% meme
>mfw they're probably in the exact same boat but they aren't even ALLOWED to take a demographic census (and still 100x more cucked than White Americans)
>mfw they aren't even allowed paternity tests so they're stuck paying for baby Ahmed

File: 57% of the Americans dream about being cucked.png (418KB, 1053x747px)

418KB, 1053x747px

>>68442234
>>mfw they're probably in the exact same boat but they aren't even ALLOWED to take a demographic census (and still 100x more cucked than White Americans)
We're between 82-88% white
>mfw they aren't even allowed paternity tests so they're stuck paying for baby Ahmed
Paternity test is legal, and a baby shitskin can be recognized easily, anyway, we beat french women so they will never dare to cuck us unlike you

>>68442234
France is still at least 80% white

>>68423150
Yes, they just need to clean their shit with the sandniggers

Here's the proof we still relevant:
>>>68444444

>>68428419
And ruin your country