Can we stop the usual circle jerk and talk about the fact that Finland doesn't actually exist?
What we are told is the country "Finland" is actually a Japanese fishing colony set up in partnership with the Russians. The 1918 "independence" of Finland from Russia was actually Russia creating a fake country to conceal a large stretch of ocean. The Japanese were then able to set up fishing colonies to fish from the sea concealed by "Finland" free of all regulation.
The fish caught in the sea are then shipped back to Japan via the trans-Siberian railway. The fish imports are disguised as products from a fake company set up to conceal the fishing operation - Nokia.
The cities people think are in Finland are actually pieces of land east of Sweden, west of Russia and north of Estonia.
Of course countries around the world know about this. First they kept quiet because it facilitated good relations between Japan and Russia. After a while though it just because easier to keep up the lie than tell people the truth. This shit made Obama's hair go white.
The Finland conspiracy explains several things:
Why is it called Finland? Because fish have fins.
Why is Nokia the largest company in Finland, when nobody uses Nokia products? It's actually a front for a fish shipping operation.
Why is Finland's population density so low? Most of its "land" is actually ocean.
Why is Finland always number 1 in education, literacy, freedom of the press, least government corruption, and other similar things? It's all faked to make sure no one checks in on them.
Finland is bullshit.
>>68418148
Can confirm, I actually live in the troll factory in St. Petersburg
>>68418148
What about the ferry from Finland to Estonia that takes less than 2 hours? And what about all the huge lakes in Finland? Those don't appear to be on that map.
>>68423767
Look again. The lakes are right there in the middle of the Karelian sea.
>thinking Finland exists
Do you believe in fantasy creatures also?
>>68423767
You can't be sure that it's really a straight route the ship floats, can you? Might be just another place in Estonia where the ship arrives.
>>68423767
What is this ''''''''''''''''Estonia'''''''''''''''''' you are referring to?
Surely you ment to say "the Latvian coast"?
>>68418148
This is true. It has to be.
We have known already quite awhile that Sweden has lost it's balls.
And Behold, Look no balls.
>>68418148
>the Finland conspiracy
This is the first I've heard of such a thing. Can 4chan meme a country out of its legitimacy?
>>68427351
The meme comes from a reddit comment
t. meme knower
I've been in Finland many times.
>>68427409
Thanks for the clarification. Tell me about life in Finland please, what is it like?
finn posters are actually just paid swedish shitposters
>>68427459
It's shit
It's too cold to do anything besides get drunk and make memes
>>68427459
Wet, fishy
>reddit meme
>>68418148