Can we stop the usual circle jerk and talk about the fact that

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Can we stop the usual circle jerk and talk about the fact that Finland doesn't actually exist?

What we are told is the country "Finland" is actually a Japanese fishing colony set up in partnership with the Russians. The 1918 "independence" of Finland from Russia was actually Russia creating a fake country to conceal a large stretch of ocean. The Japanese were then able to set up fishing colonies to fish from the sea concealed by "Finland" free of all regulation.

The fish caught in the sea are then shipped back to Japan via the trans-Siberian railway. The fish imports are disguised as products from a fake company set up to conceal the fishing operation - Nokia.

The cities people think are in Finland are actually pieces of land east of Sweden, west of Russia and north of Estonia.

Of course countries around the world know about this. First they kept quiet because it facilitated good relations between Japan and Russia. After a while though it just because easier to keep up the lie than tell people the truth. This shit made Obama's hair go white.

The Finland conspiracy explains several things:

Why is it called Finland? Because fish have fins.

Why is Nokia the largest company in Finland, when nobody uses Nokia products? It's actually a front for a fish shipping operation.

Why is Finland's population density so low? Most of its "land" is actually ocean.

Why is Finland always number 1 in education, literacy, freedom of the press, least government corruption, and other similar things? It's all faked to make sure no one checks in on them.

Finland is bullshit.