>mfw this is a thing in Britain Absolutely disgusting

>>68416265
Leave it to a br*t to cut the crusts off a sandwich like a fucking toddler.

>>68416265
how do you make it? i have cucumbers and bread, what spread do they use?

>>68416324
>spread
I don't think you understand

Amerifat doesn't like vegetables

Looks kinda tasty desu. Very cute as well.

>>68416265
>>68416313
>>68416324
>they've never had a cucumber sandwich

They're easy to make and fantastic in the summer.

Take cucumber slices, add a bit of pepper to them, and put them between two slices of bread.

>>68416265
they're fucking great fattie

>>68416406
Sounds bland...

Like all British food that isn't junk food.

I make these sometimes with mustard. Also when I go to subway I ask for extra cucumbers and eat em on the side lol

I always get water with the watercup though. I'm not that savage

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they have a sandwich called "Toast Sandwich
>pic related

it's real, I didn't believe it at first

>>68416406
They're fucking awful.

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I prefer a nice light classoc American party salad.

>>68416265
I actually do like these tbqh

>french fry and ketchup sandwich
>pinnacle of English cuisine

>>68416446
>>68416705
>trying to get an American near a vegetable

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>he literally never played chug-a-butter

>>68416749
The fuck

>>68416832
this is so unhealthy

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>>68416832
w-what?

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>they don't know about the classic "i dare you" version with mayonnaise

>>68416703
it's a meme

nobody eats that
crisp sarnies and chip butties on the other hand

>>68416782
It's not that, I eat almost a salad a day. Today I head a healthy Grilled Chicken Caesar, yesterday I went piggy and had a mac salad, really fucking good with onions, garlic, etc.
The thing isn't veggies, it's just that it sounds bland as fuck without Hummus and/or pita.

>>68416265
If you put fresh tomatoes, pork ham (not the disgusting turkey one) and olive oil that's actually neat for a summer picnic

>>68416265
>not liking cucumber sandwiches

state of this post

>>68416265
why not just eat cucumbers? why get bread involved at all? especially fucking flavorless white bread, jesus christ. what the fuck is wrong with brits? this is a pointless creation.

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>>68417268
>a healthy Grilled Chicken Caesar

>Caesar dressing
>healthy

>>68416265
What's wrong with that? We have this too
Well if we were to choose what kind of sandwich you wanna eat, I wouldn't choose this, but I'm still OK with it

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>mfw this is a thing in Europe
Fucking yuropoors and their gelatine

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>>68418042

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>>68418042
What le fuck

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>>68418125
>>68418156
You have not seen European gelatin meals before?

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>>68418186
they make fun of us for shit like oreos that are fried, but at least you can eat that.

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>>68416265
>white bread

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>>68418186
I don't get it, why not just eat it normally? Is it used for saving space? Perhaps keeping it longer?

>>68416265
If I call you nigger, ain't nothing to it, your 66% statistic made me do it.

Don't talk shit about my step dad

>>68417911
This. It's very popular in India too

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>>68418186
ar-are those.. are those spaghettios?

>>68418484
>>68418502

POO

>>68416832
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

YEAH STACY YOU CAN DO IT!

>>68416265
That's actually delicious though. I use cream cheese as spread.

>>68417879
why not just drink
cucumbers are 95% water anyway
dumb fruits !

>>68416265
cucumber sandwiches are definitely good

>>68416832
this isn't real is it?

>>68417838
Ham is proof you Muslim.

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>American sees a sandwich
>automatically assumes it has to be eaten on its own as an entire lunch
Cucumber sandwiches are a staple part of an afternoon tea, you philistines

>>68420155
>white bread
Racist bastards

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>>68420155
>cucmbers with tea
anglo cuisine everyone

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>>68420249
You'd think that cucumber on bread and black tea with milk would be up your alley, Ivan. A lot of what else is served at a high tea is pretty similar to Russian blini

>>68420346
>black tea with milk
That's mongolian

>>68418186
dafuk is that wich country except britain eat this ?