/brit/

stannis

>>68413556
Traitor 2bh

>>68413532
delete this image mate

shalln't be posting itt

the first british poster in /brit/

Sad!

brits OUT

>>68413578
hm?

this will be my first post in this thread

>>68413578

probably irish

>>68413532
>>68413556
>>68413564
>>68413568
>>68413574
>>68413585
>>68413590
>>68413592
>>68413594
excellent posts
>68413578
atrocious post

>>68413608
quite possibly all me

haha alright lads

so. tomorrow I have to drive to dublin. dublin, of all places. I hate driving on the m50.. hate it... hate it....

>>68413608
somewhat feasible chance of being all me

>>68413564

How is he a traitor

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>yank op

foy

>>68413532
Who the fuck eats sandwiches with their mouth closed in the middle of a grocery store? What a stupid picture honestly

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Thinking about doing this with my daughter as well

>>68413592
this will be your last too
**unscheats catcana**
ppshh
nothin' personell, kid

small dogs are such runt animals

>>68413680
child abuse

>>68413678
he's chewing you non-floridian savage

>>68413680
hope you write an incredibly powerful piece for the internet will love and forget about in two days

New vlog lads

https://youtu.be/Z1Vx2h_VHkA

Like, comment, and subscribe

>>68413706
He's chewing with the sandwich pressed against his lips? That seems like a retarded way to eat

Also
>non-floridian savage
Jokes on you my state's exactly the same as florida but with mexicans instead of cubans and a way drier climate

>>68413680
if she was really trying to decolonise her mind she would have had beautiful caramel children with a black stallion

>>68413756
i quite like this gimmick

>>68413759
>doesn't have publix
kys

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need a gf before i murder someone

>>68413763
>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

If you ever want to see the difference between London and the rest of the UK, watch Question Time - an episode in Hartlepool and an episode in Newham

Getting my daily dose of Andrew Hales and Cody Ko

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Post your best Pepe

>>68413775
>kys

No

>>68413680
painful read can't imagine actually watching the documentary

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/f28d670a-ade7-4b0f-92ea-14df1aee2ff3

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*throws popcorn towards you*

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There's too many brits in this thread

>>68413941
I've always had a thing for Mariah Carey t b h

>>68413925
>bbcthree

me neither

just heard gunshots haha

where are the brits

they're the reason i'm here

might leave

>>68414009
only turboneets on at this time, wagecucks and normdoms will be waking up soon.

>>68414009
Here's one >>68413978

>>68414020
>soon

It's 3 a.m. there la'

>>68413925
>It’s an intriguing moment. Is she objecting to the prejudice faced by African-Americans? Or is she angry at being treated differently herself, as part of a white minority? It’s hard to say.
fucking kek
they won't even acknowledge the possibility that the blacks at the school are just no good niggers

ah yes the time of night when /brit/ becomes /commonwealthalongwithafewyanks/

>>68414039
wageys get up between 5am and 7 am la

>>68414020
i'm worried that their SJW gubbamint will block the 'chon and then i'll miss their clever and witty posts

>>68413680
At least she will top the class

just sent the drop out email to my tutor. feel like a weight has been lifted off my chest to be honest. I've been fighting so hard for so many years against all the shit and now I've finally given up.

going to speak to the landlord in the morning and then pop over to the gfs to hopefully end the relationship.

after that I should have time to find some menial job that'll cover my rent and drugs to suppress the feelings of regret.

>>68414043
of course not as everyone knows blacks are completely innocent and when they do wrong it's white people's fault

>>68414078
Tutor for what?

>>68414078
fuck off poleaboo

>>68414078
were you the lad who had the big test?

>>68413974
Doesnt everybody

Just shows you - the Ghurkas. Maybe the British forces are the best because they encompass the best elements of many different nationalities.

>>68414052
O alri I wouldn't know haha x

>>68414115
he doesn't seem very high test to me haha

>>68414115
I'm the lad with the big testicles if that's what you meant x

>>68414121
H8 her tbqh

Like Brittany though

>>68414111
>poleaboo
>gf
nah

Have been wanking so much my cock feels lifeless

>>68414162
Racist

>>68414155
haha

>>68414160
haha

is it gay to fuck a trap if you didn't know it was a trap?

Friendly reminder Millie B is

a) such a slag
b) mad


#teamsoph

should i do a cheeky 'cide lads?

thanking god i dont live in melbourne

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>>68414254
u jelly

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shart?

Another /shit/ thread

You guys must be loads of fun irl

don't ever reply to me or my posts again

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Finger straight up the pozhole

>>68414201
You didn't even ask why I like Brittany over Mariah

Fuck off

You know who you are

>>68414270
Never seen something look more like the HQ of an international villains group in my life

>>68414278
It's overwhelmed with JFs which inevitably results in a lowering an standards, poor quality and angry conflict.

Like London

>>68414324
london with better weather and more white people

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Two in the pink...

London is one of the worst places I've ever been t b h I hope I never have to go there again

MUCH preferred Oxford and absolutely LOVED the Lake District

>>68414069

All of them at the same time? Wouldn't she be on the bottom tho?

>>68414387
>MUCH preferred Oxford
Ah yes, mini London.

>>68414328
Where are all the locals then? Is Uni wrapping up?

Need another Kennedy president of the US lads.

Imagine having an 8 inch cock

>>68414421

Trump

>>68414421
Need the irish out of business sunshine

*snipes you*

>>68414387
went to lake district for a geography field trip it was alright

Severely disappointed with the lack of discussion about the lyrical war between Milli B and Soph Aspin in this thread tbqh

clue yourself up lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdObncC8FUo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ

just about t

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>>68414469
disgusting

>>68414400
mini and white
Oxford is pretty much the perfect place desu
t. Oxford student

>2014-2015
>SJW's invent the term "safe-space" and apply it seriously
>it's ridiculed to hell and back

>2016
>get called out on exaggerated criticism about Trump
>"Wow, you need a safe-space? I thought you hated those! Haha Drumpf needs a safe-space!!"

Why are SJWs so stupid?

exam tommorrow

enjoying my 3 a.m for now though

>>68414500
>oxford
>white

You do know paki rapes gangs operate in Oxford too?

I bet you've never actually been there.

>Oxford is an ethnically diverse city. 22% of residents were from a black or minority ethnic group in 2011, compared to 13% in England.
https://www.oxford.gov.uk/info/20131/population/462/ethnicity

don't care about any posts above mine

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>>68414552
I've got a job interview tomorrow morning

>>68414605
whats the job?

https://youtu.be/Yuky7-v4QR4

Is this the most quintessential american video ever? I think it is.

>>68414469
Soph looks like the kind of person who would give you a blowie by the skip bins at a supermarket 2bh
Millie has that sort of "unwarranted bitchiness" look

>>68414469
do you think sophies blowies are really shite

>>68414628
Environmental Remediation

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really made me think

>>68414648
what is a normal day in such a job?

>>68414659

teaching chipmunks and beavers remedial math and english

>>68414650
what have people got against /fa/

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>>68414681
amazing

>>68414659
Depends
Could be groundwater sampling/field oversite/treatment system operation & management
Or could be data analysis/report write ups/research

i want to fuck this runt's mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUpeFh1HqbE

>>68414469
Need a soph aspin gf

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>>68414706
sounds complicated

good luck

>>68414636
>yelling help after you fall off your scooter

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>>68414720
Cheers senpai

>>68414708
feel like this lad would have been bullied relentlessly in secondary

>>68414708
>33:13

The mind boggles at the shite people actually watch

/ded/

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>>68414832
delete this post mate

>>68414832
We're all in /epl/

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Is this ABORT time lads?

>>68414553
>I bet you've never actually been there.
I literally go to uni there senpai, whites everywhere.

>>68414860
ask about her relationship with her father

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>>68414860
Ya fucked it

>>68414860
repeat yourself but in capital letters

>>68413925
>Even Mykenzie’s stepfather had his misgivings (her real father had never been in her life).

>>68414860
No, double down, always.

>>68414860
ask her if you can choke her harder than the one on her neck

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>>68414898
I"m going with this lad"s suggestion unless someone has a better one

>>68414872
>whites everywhere.
Yet the facts are entirely different, you lying cunt

I had a buffting gf for 5 years and she would compliment me on my eyes and my teeth and my hair and would frequently comment that I had a long torso while we were in bed but she never outright said I was attractive or handsome or sexy or good looking

Hmm...

Tell her she'll learn to appreciate the spit once your put cock into her tight asshole.

>>68414919
you fucked up, double down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

CREP CHECK

shan't be embedding

>>68414948
haha! saw this on the 'dit as well! when does the narwhal bacon hey?? :PPP

Fuck off leaf

>>68414919
tell her

"i aint never met a hoe i can make cum, lets have some fun"

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LAST CHANCE

>>68414973
THATS SHIT, REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID THE FIRST TIME IN CAPITAL LETTERS

>>68414973
>>68414932

>>68414973
Terrible
I hope she calls the popo on yo ass

>>68414965

you just outted yourself as a redditor you stupid fuck

might get the 'der just to fuck with normoids tb h

>the irish terrorist seamus o'rorke

H O W L I N G

>>68414980
>>68414980
>>68414980

>>68414469
>>68414469
>>68414469
>>68414469
fucking howling from this. is this real or are they being ironic?

Ive literally never listened to a grime song in my life. Can someone show me a good one?

>>68414921
Statistics lie :^)
Or there's just shitty parts of Ox that I don't venture in, which then shouldn't be hard to avoid whatsoever.

>>68415021
thanks la' for the (you)'s, heres one on me!

>>68415016
what

>>68414980
t h i s

>>68414872
t. paki

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Hmmmmm not sure I like it

>>68415043
watching Ronin

you hear it said near the very end

>>68415057
add in, "I SAID" before

send it bruce.

>>68415032
It's the fucking 2011 Census, you gimp. Just admit you've never been.

>>68415057
go for it

>>68415057
Just write, "I would like to have sex with you".

>>68414469
why does everyone from the UK seem like they are working class?

>>68415057
fucking hell just post something you spastic

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>>68415057
unfunny gimmick 2bh

>>68415077
Fuck off, cunt. I literally live there for half the year. There's plenty of drugged up homeless but I see very few pakis.

>>68415118
threads completely dead, dont ruin the only fun we're having.

FOY

>>68415118
is that cat ok?

>>68415120
>I swer by me mum.

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Might do a "cide

>>68415057
"if your name started with 'L' then backwards it would spell anal but all good things have a d in it - whens it your turn?"

>>68415120
>there's no pakis reeeeeeeeeee
>the census is lying reeeeeeeeeee

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>>68415159
>he actually did it

>>68415159
ruined it

>>68415164
>spent this long trying to come up with this shit bant
JFs OUT

>>68415000
Look at the comments
Doubt you just found it at random

Dumb leaf

I want to cum on my gf's face like in a porno

How do I convince her to let me do this?

>>68415201
just got into the thread my son. as if you'd waste decent banter on some bitch who replies with ????????????

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>doing polygraph for securtiy clearance for your dream job
>test is almost done
>the test giver then ask
>"Have you ever seen CP?"

wut do?

>>68415159
At this point you can only save it by posting a screenshot of this thread.

'My Internet friends are helping me to get laid'

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>>68415230

>>68415230
I genuinely haven't, nonce

>>68415159
nice

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>>68415230
"no"

>>68415230
"no no no you don't understand it was just some polish man on an online taiwanese cake making forum

>>68415261
Forgot about him..

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>Could have gone out tonight with some mates and sold that concert ticket for tomorrow
>Instead spent the evening/night napping

>>68415309
the state of you 2bh

lads i have a confession....

>>68415159
k-keep us posted

>>68415350
Ah yes keep me updated

*virgin walks away*

>>68415350
*listens to you come out of the closet while buttering a toast*

mhmm......yes, I'm sure that's all very interesting....and your dad? fascinating...

*walks to the fridge and grabs the jam as you drone on*

mhmm...just absolutely.....

*points behind you and asks about something with an exaggerated expression of surprise*

*rushes away while you're distracted*

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please sit down
now this is just a simple test, something we put all our employees through, nothing to worry about.

reaction time IS a factor in this so pay attention


You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a THICC young woman with big tits, long red hair, and a round arse pointed right at you

she asks you to pull down her panties, and you do

the woman lays on her back, her body writhing with desire in the hot sun, rubbing her moist pussy trying to get herself off but she can't
not without you're help

but you're not helping....

Why is that Anon?

>>68415350
*yawns*

Ah yeah whats up?

*pushes vibrate button on phone to act like someone is calling*

Ahh shit hold on! I'll be right back

*calls cab and leaves*

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>please sit down

>now this is just a simple test, something we put all our employees through, nothing to worry about.

>reaction time IS a factor in this so pay attention

>You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a THICC young woman with big tits, long red hair, and a round arse pointed right at you

>she asks you to pull down her panties, and you do

>the woman lays on her back, her body writhing with desire in the hot sun, rubbing her moist pussy trying to get herself off but she can't
>not without you're help

>but you're not helping....

>Why is that Anon?

>>68415416
i'm gay

fuck you guys i was looking forward to sharing a secret
my mom thinks i have internet friends and now it turns out that was a lie

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>>please sit down

>>now this is just a simple test, something we put all our employees through, nothing to worry about.

>>reaction time IS a factor in this so pay attention

>>You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a THICC young woman with big tits, long red hair, and a round arse pointed right at you

>>she asks you to pull down her panties, and you do

>>the woman lays on her back, her body writhing with desire in the hot sun, rubbing her moist pussy trying to get herself off but she can't
>>not without you're help

>>but you're not helping....

>>Why is that Anon?

>>68415416
Sex with strangers is immoral and dangerous.

cucking a mate

>Sydney men Omar Al-Kutobi and Mohammad Kiad have been sentenced to 20 years' jail for preparing to commit a terrorist attack.
ah yes multiculturalism

>>68415455
would stomp on your stomach if i ever saw you in real life
prudish twat

>>68415435
hmm yeah tell me more

*flips to next page in financial times*

oh yeah really thats interesting. Oh you didn't say anything? Hmm ok

*turns body completely away from you*

>>68415487

in times like this it's important to remember that not all muzzies are terrorists, yeah?

what are some good/funny insults lads? (such as runt, pawn, etc.)
trying to up the vocab when i'm belittling my peers

this yank mate of mine has been gagging to have a go on my gf for a while

a gay mate of mine suggested we play a prank so he dressed up as my gf and then invited the yank over. we've got an FB group that all the yanks mates are invited to where we posted the video of him bumming this lad like a fucking homo.

>>68415517
have you tried "ass"

mum told me she doesn't want anything for christmas after i told her that i have no money for a present

what utter bullcrap

haven't had sex in almost 3 years

i don't count the two times since then with the black lass from tinder cause she was fat and i nearly vomitted afterwards

>>68415520
brilliant. send it my way for a cheeky wank

>>68415487
>>68415513
>Al-Kutobi, 25, and Kiad, 27, intended to target a Shiite prayer hall in February last year

Shoulda just let them desu

me? I'm an ethical hacker

>>68415530
Saves you the worry then

>>68415532
havent had sex in 23
ruling out a miracle i am going to be a wizard

>>68415530
Get her a candle

I'm tempted to skip Christmas celebrations this year in part so I don't have to buy gifts for everyone

>>68415546
that's the age I lost my 'ginity lad

>>68415534
read on lad, they changed their mind and were just going to do a lee rigby

willy appears to be experiencing rigor mortis

>>68415544

yeah nah, i'll have to figure something out.

>havent had sex in 23 years
>23 fucking years
>am already 25

>>68415571
Make her something

>>68415455
>>68415454
>>68415434
>>68415428
ah yes
*writes down your answers*
I'm sorry but we're not excepting people with your sort of "sexual disability" at the moment
Maybe you will have more luck at Virgin Mobile, in Richmond Virginia.

>>68415546
you can't really count the years prior to puberty lad and even then it would be better to be a permavirgin than to go without sex after experiencing it near daily for 5 years because you don't know what it's like

kind of like how it would be much more mentally damaging to go from rich to poor than to just be poor forever

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>ah yes
>*writes down your answers*
>I'm sorry but we're not excepting people with your sort of "sexual disability" at the moment
>Maybe you will have more luck at Virgin Mobile, in Richmond Virginia.

hope the rellies finally stopped buying me presents this year, i haven't been to the christmas lunch for the past 2 or 3 years yet they still insist on buying me presents even though i never call to thank them... just stop already!!!

>>68415606
pretty sure the only reason lynx is still being made is because my family buy me those shitty little kits every year, no one could be arsed to ask what i want

>>68415565
Hope they get shanked by some lifer in jail tbqh.

Gf has a good friend that I always just assumed was gay.

He randomly messaged me and said that he has no interest in my gf sexually just really enjoys her as a friend

Should I kick his arse?

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>Should I kick his arse?

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doin the roadtrip with mates

Wish real sex was like porn

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>>68415652

Politely demand he take an STD test; wouldn't want to catch an STD if your gf decided to cheat on you with this so-called "friend" would you? Hmm??

>>68415700
>avoiding britain

rude

>>68415700
>mfw travelling across the middle east was once a viable thing to do

>>68415709
what do you mean

>>68415733
Porn is just so clean and organised. I'm hardly experienced in sex but in my few encounters its pretty rough, instinctual and messy

was a huge douchebag when i was younger

still a douchebag but at least i'm aware of it

just cried my eyes out at a fucking reddit post

getting my daily dose of infowars

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>>68415754
>messy
That's the best part

>>68415754
I'm guessing your encounters have been alcohol fueled one night stands

My ex and I had sex in a very pornographic manner except instead of spaffing all over her face I just did it inside her fanny
Feels better and makes for much easier cleanup

>>68415754
>rough, instinctual and messy
that's the best bit though

the bit where you sort of lose control in the lust is really great

unironically like being insulted and humiliated in bed

>>68415767
Do a 'cide

>>68415770
Good lad

>>68415788
hmm really interesting that yeah really interesting

*puts on helium mask*

Getting my daily dose of Laci Green lads

>>68415826
would quite like to smell her arsehole

>>68415811
>>68415809
why are americans so obsessed with suicide

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>>68415832
>would quite like to smell her arsehole

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look at this gimmick i just whipped up lads haha i can't even look at it without laughin

>>68415835
Yeah ill give this a real answer in a bit

*closes out of thread*

>>68415842
bet she doesnt even wipe properly
corr

found out the hard way that normies aren't into suicide jokes

>>68415788
The one alcohol fuelled one night stand I had was fucking brutal though. I was only 18, first night of freshers at Uni and some bird grabs me and says she's gunna fuck me. Thought it was the greatest night of my life. She was average 5/6 but I was twatted and hardly picky so was ecstatic.

Got back to her uni dorm and get straight to it, look down and it looks like I've impaled the bitch on my cock. I'm half way inside her and there is blood EVERYWHERE.

Cunt was on her period and it looks like I just aborted octuplets in the second trimester. Left my keys in her room and cost me 60 quid to replace them but fuck me if I was going round there and letting the dirty bitch know who I was.

dancing is fucking awful

not even a virgin

>>68415843
WHY DOES HE WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA? AHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

official /brit/ anthems lads

>Americans trying to /Brit/post

Truly grim

>>68415879
absolute state of yanks 2bh

>>68415879
can never be sure if they're too autistic or not autistic enough

>>68415879
Wasn't me

>>68415879
didnt read a word of this post if im being honest

>>68415879
cringy yanks

FOY

>>68415754
you're criticizing the good part about sex

Don't want to scare you but you might have caught.. the gay

>>68415852
are you the fartposter?

Just as cringey as the Aussies and Leafs doing it.

>oh look at me everyone! i did a banter. p-p-please like me and accept me. i'm just like you guys, i-i-i mean lads. LADS

>>68415916
Fuck off and get back to cleaning toilets you offbrand Mexican fuck

>>68415940
>i mean lads
mate 2bh

>>68415940
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/oct/07/lad-culture-women-rape-sexual-harassment-abuse-laddish

>>68415879
howling lad haha bin that runt m8 doing a think absolute state of my willy lads x

saw a potential trap tonight and gave her a wink

any leafs in here? think i might move to toronto

>>68415965
>her

>>68415940
>tfw used /brit/ for years and years and never reognised, called out or noticed just how i like it
>tfw go to aus on holiday
>tfw constantly told my banter is bad and i should leave even though I'm exactly the same with a different flag

Definitely a placebo effect with the Aussies tbqh. There's some thin skinned aussie runts who always get angry and can't handle the banter but they aren't even close to as bad as yanks or god forbid leafposters on the whole.

hello /b/

>>68415987
alri taff?

>>68416003
its a trap

why the fuck would anyone want to move to toronto. it's the worst city on the entire continent

>>68416003
hi xD
if i get trips janny has to ban you! (LOL!)

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She's taking this rather well lads

WHAT NOW?

>>68415979
why

tottemham hotspur is the worst team on the planet

>>68416026
how the fuck

>>68416026
>doesn't wanna be spat on
not worth your time.

Just officially turned 21 years old

When does life get better

>>68415987

> There's some thin skinned aussie runts who always get angry and can't handle the banter

name 3

i'll wait

>>68416034
possible job and it looks really pretty

>>68415950
this. Example:
>>68415987

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>>68416007
alri

>>68416026
have literally never messaged a girl besides my mom and sisters

>>68416026
go with>>68414898

>>68416026
What kind of person doesn't want to be spat on

>>68416026
>already mirroring your behavior

Don't blow this.

>>68416061
thats shit
>>68416026
dont do>>68416061

just got bummed

>>68416043
never, you just get more things but still feel like shit

t.23

>>68416048
You have been duped

>>68416026
'then you better behave and be a good girl'
'then you better don't be bratty'

>>68416047
>job
ok I thought you were just moving

better pay well because Toronto is overpriced as fuck

if not you'll end up living in the shithole sub-suburbs

>then you better dont be bratty
what did he mean by this?

just did an exam time stress wank

First meal as a 21 year old: dry cheerios

Runt 4 life

>>68416106
already live in chicago

>>68416087
oh you're all so mischievous :) LADS

so cute when someone makes an english mistake

>>68416114
happy birthday

don't (You) me

>>68416117
oh please move and stop posting about chicago

>>68416096
I like your thoughts but I need more of a follow-on, like

"Well then you had better be a good girl. Come along for a drink tomorrow"

>>68416122
thx <3

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>>68416119

>>68416142
not the same person you fuckwit theres like 3

city folk weird me out

>>68416121
yeah like spelling colour without the U

>>68416156
t. Cletus, proud husband to cousin Mary Jane

>>68416046
Dead Uncle fucker

Guy who can't take anyone complaining about anything in Australia without getting angry and personally offended and sperging out

You

>>68416107
DBB

>>68416168
good post

Any of you ever been to Vegas?

>>68416144
>Well then you had better be a good girl. Come along for a drink tomorrow"

No break

'then better be a good girl and buy your daddy a drink'

'then better be a good girl and buy me a drink'

'then better be a good girl and come to [location] at [time]'

Might be too soon at this point, though.

>>68416162
i was really autistic in school and always insisted on doing the british spelling of words saying it's correct and sperging out

>>68416174
ah yes, gimmicks

is it gay to let a man spunk on your back for pay

>>68416168
*sets an emu loose in your apartment*

>>68416181
I've been to Nevada

>>68416186
you were right though

>>68416191
>>68416191
>>68416191
>>68416191
>>68416191
>>68416191

>>68416202
Why

>>68416181
never been west of the Mississippi

>>68416219
>>68416219
>>68416219

>>68416189
DHS