ITT: Cunts that stole land from you

None desu.

Germany, Belgium, Luxemburg, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Canada, the USA, Algeria, Tunisia, Morroco, Libya, Egypt, Mali, Mauritania, Chad, Senegal, Guinea, Ivory Coast, Burkina Faso, Togo, Benin, Niger, Cameroon, the CAR, Congo, Gabon, Madagascar, Comoros, Djibouti, Syria, Lebanon, Turkey, Slovenia, Croatia, India, Haïti, Dominican Republic, Mexico, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, China, New Zealand, Denmark, Austria, Russia, Sweden, and of course, Britain.

>>68412894
>implying Elsass-Lothringen isn't Deutsch

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Sweden and Russia

>>68412894
Forgot Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina.

>>68412906
Alsace-Lorraine isnt German.

We would have quebec were it not for smallpox. we was quebecois and shit

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>>68412906
Thats exactly what I am implying, and they are still in possession of a few stolen goods

Pretty much all of our neighbours.
Especially Peru.

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>>68413011
(Better quality)

frogs
vikings
romans
argentina soon probably

>>68412894
Also forgot Greece and Montenegro

>>68413035
Falklands? Why? I thought you had a strong foothold there

Owning land is so 19th century

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>>68412574
well ehh sorry buddy... alsow wat did i take

>>68413114

you know what you took

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>>68413080

>>68412894
what land
gib normandy

>>68412894
And Poland, Latvia, Nigeria, Yemen, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh and Mauritius.

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>>68413128
pls i dont know i want to give it back.

>>68413158
Why?
I don´t think you are in such a bad state as to be seriously challenged by Argentina.

Russia, Denmark, Germany, Netherlands and probably a bunch of others as well

>>68413104
Yeah man, it's all about owning a mountain range that used to be inhabited by turboniggers.

>>68413174
The Chanel Islands, Quebec, Acadia, New Foundland, a good chunk of India, New Zealand and of course, you.

>>68413196

hans island and greenland. give it back right now.

>>68413174
(Also Falklands)

>>68412574
same

>>68412574
How did Savoy steal your land, Canada?

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>>68413205
Diplomatically, it wouldn't surprise me if they get their way.

Muh evil white man narrative is getting pushed pretty hard this decade.

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>>68413158
argetina

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>>68413211
nigga' you got your shit back from us.
will you ever stop complaining'
about that ONE time in 1520 ?

>>68412574
Are you talking about that tiny island west of Greenland that your two countries keep quibbling over?

>>68413289

they stole it right under our nose. tried to snatch a little island off nunavut right by greenland called Hans island.

>>68413334
Honestly I don't care. Considering all the land we took from you guys, we're hardly in any position to complain.

>>68413327
As far as i know, the Falklands are inhabited by british people with a british identity, who want to sty british. I don´t see how the "evil white man" thing would change that.
And Argentina is not a poor african country. They will not be seen as a victim.
Don´t be so paranoic.

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>>68413263
really fucking hans island thing again?
half of it is mine and the other one is yours ok.
and greenland was never yours....... but you can still have it we sink way to meany money in to that shit hole

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>>68413424
really? you dont care. then... can we do that thing we did in 1520 again in 2020?... i miss those times

Give back Hans Island or I'll destroy Denmark.

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>>68413583
fucking wrong gif

>>68413600
Could you also give our buds independance ?

>>68413583
How sweden and norway let you guys rule them for 150+ years is beyond me.

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>>68413600
fuck you canada eat shit. you cant destroy fuck all

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>>68413629
>Kalmar Union

we need a new vertion of that but with less
do as i fucking say from me.
and i gotta say i get why they got fed up we went a little overboard there in 1520

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>>68413629
Denmark has at no point ruled Sweden, infact Denmarks history consists of getting its shit pushed in by Sweden

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>>68413614

Quebec wants to stay with us. beat it loser.

>>68413583
What I mean is there's no hard feelings. It all ended alright.

>>68412574

perhaps you did not deserve it

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>>68413813
do you even history

Are danish women cute?

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>>68413869
do you?

>>68412574
Albion. India. Nig nog nations.

Peru
Bolivia

I think everyone stole a bit of bolivia
And Argentina took some of us

>>68413894
not the ones on greenland... go ahead google them there our vertion of aboriginals

>>68413927

I didn't ask about greenland. That's canadian land.

>>68413899
yes.yes i do
alsow can we not fight infront of the chrildren!

>>68412894

You sold us Louisiana

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>>68413943
no it aint. aint danish either for that matter.sooo theres that...

did no one tell you that?

but heyy a quik invation of useless clay/ice cold change that

The entire country: Vatican City, San Marino, Malta, Monaco
Part of the country: France, Switzerland, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia

Yes, everyone close to us has a piece of clay

>>68414001
i'm pretty shure we sold you a few islands to

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>>68414086

Yeah St. Thomas and some other smaller ones in 1917

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>>68414165
>feels bad not having dem islands man.jpg
>feels good not bieng a bankrubt nation tho.jpg

>>68414229

25 million in gold isn't a bad deal for 3 islands you don't want anymore

>>68414065
Remember that felling the next time u decide to roman empire your way into other ppl land would ya.

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>>68414286
ohh but we did/do want them.wee were fucking broke as hell kus of WWI
the regret is real even to this day.
you can still hear the eccos across the sea.
((((( hvad helvede havde vi gang i)))))

>>68413629
Denmark was technologically, culturally and militarily superior (even during the partial break down of the union) not to mention that their population was larger than both Sweden's and Norway's put together for quite a while. In many ways Sweden got extremely lucky both during the war of independence and in 1658 and only after that did we truly become stronger than Denmark. So it's really no wonder that they could rule over us.

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>>68414330
FUCKING KEK!

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>>68414429
>So it's really no wonder that they could rule over us.

hearing this from a Swede is fucking with my head big time.
alsow we realy had shit luck wen it comes to kings

>>68414551
It would've helped if you didn't fight the Hansaa multiple times.

>>68414735

>>68414551
Well I'm scanian so it's weird for me too

>alsow we realy had shit luck wen it comes to kings
We all did though, just look at the steaming pile of shit that is Gustav IV. He lost all of finland just because he hated the russians so much he refused to sign any (of the many) peace offerings. The Russians had to start burning down cities and actually invade Sweden proper for him to concede defeat, after he was ousted by the nobility and replaced by the frog family we got today.

>>68414735
>Hansaa
the wat now?

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>>68414798
The hanseatic league

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>>68414828
>>68414735
ohhhh those guys... nope still totaly fucking worth it

>>68413480
sorry bout teddy going postal back there

>>68414429
Sweden was impossible to control so it was inevitable. During the 150 years of the Kalmar union Sweden had endless uprisings incited by assmad germans, including Engelbrekt who ruled Sweden for decades.

I don't like this thread.

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>>68414884
Why are his eyes looking weird? Was he retarded?

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Fucking skrælingjar

>>68412574
European Netherlands: France, Germany, Belgium, Luxembourg
Not-European Netherlands: Indonesia, Suriname, UK*, Denmark*/US, Ghana, Mauritius, South-Africa, Brazil.

>>68416707
One eye on sneaky Swedes
One eye on protestant dirtrascals

Russia. Give it back you dont even need it anymore, not nice to bully smaller neighbors

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Fucking Belize!

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ITT: Canadians unironically believe that Greenland is theirs just because they're neighbors.

Hell, I bet the Inuits in Canada would prefer to be ruled by Denmark over a fucking leaf.

Probably won't be long before Trudeau tells them to adopt Islam because they're not multicultural enough.

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