>you wake up in Russia How do you react?

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>>68408600
All those Russian girls

>check sides for scars
>check anus
>fly home
>sleep in your chair holding a knife for the rest of your life

>>68408641
Uh, i'm not sure if you know this, but Bashkirs and Buryats are Russian too and they hate Asian men like Chinese, Korean and Japs.

>>68408600
>acquire currency
>fuck bitches

>>68408600
Pic looks like a few blocks down the street

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>>68408600
Get drafted and sent to Siberia because I left the country before serving.

Get comfy

>>68408655
this is the only acceptable answer

>Get a job teaching English
>Fuck Russian bitches

Check myself and if i have money do a lil bit of "tourism". Stay a few days or even a month and then return to homeland.

>>68408655
>check anus
is it a boolean operation essentially?
let's say it returns false. so the check fails. what are you going to do?

>get up
>do slav shit
>eat a hotdog
>more slav shit

>>68411025
>punch friend in face
>fight in major war
>do other slav shit
>hug babushka
>do a HURRRAH charge

>>68410989
If the check fails, you seek medical attention.

>>68408600
Depression and suicide

>>68411083
>fixing your anus in russia. uggh.

which is why i think this operation should be void. can run this check but should take no action.

>drink vodka
>buy an ak47
>fuck some whores.
>kill myself.

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At least there's no niggers and spics.

>>68408600
Abandon all suffering, look on life like a funny trip.

>>68408600

Immediately form a terrible alcohol problem.

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>>68411653
>spics

There are spic looking guys and bitches. I classify Turkic Russians to be more violent than Cholos and just as violent as blacks.

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>>68408600
I will do another Revolution

>>68408600
Go straight to Gulag.

>>68408719
Asians are not russians

Fuck man I really wish I was Russian. To finally be away from the libtard media and in a land where people fight for good values would be heaven...

If only there weren't dirty fucking hohols and psheks that our ape leader wants to be allied with, we could be on the good side of history.

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>check surroundings
>cross the street
>get ran over by a LADA

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>find qt russian gf
>chill

>>68415067
She literally has Kazakhstan flag in her hand.

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>>68415219
same shit my mans

>>68415219
How long do you think before she appears in a porn video getting raped and fucked by 10 Kazakhs at once?