Moving to the EU

Yes you need a visa

Just walk in and claim asylum

>>68404654

Is there some kind of time limit?

If I get a Spanish or French girl preggo can I stay there?

>>68404689

Im Asian so I guess i can say im an Afghan migrant.

Willing to convert to islam for some EU pussy

>>68404731
90 days
no

>>68404790

> 90 days to fuck Euro girls

Thats cruel senpai

>>68404866
you have to go back

>>68404586
Fuck off we're full

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>>68404887

No European gf...

I think im going to kill myself

;(

>>68404731
>If I get a Spanish or French girl preggo can I stay there?
I know of a Tunisian who made a child with a German landwhale and he can stay now

>>68404586
If you have italian ancestors you can ask for our citizenship and then you're part of Schengen area and can move everywhere you want

>>68405124
Thats gypsy tho

>>68405126

Fantastic. Im definitely getting them pregant

>>68404586
You can do what anon said>>68405155
For me I am mexican and spain was offering citizenship do descendants of crypto jews who were expelled from Iberia long ago.
I will pretend I am one and get citizenship (then move elsewhere in westernern europe).
I already started wearing a little jewish hat and refusing to lend people money.

>>68405308
you cant just pretend, you need to give some proof

>>68404586
Umm Britain is leaving sweetie x

I know of an American girl whose grandparents are from fucking Cyprus, and she's applying for dual citizenship, so she can use her new EU citizenship to move to Sweden.
Totally not abusing the system.

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>>68404769
You don't even have to convert

Just fake an accent and speak broken English and tell them you're 12 years old

>>68405350
I will bribe mexican officials into giving me sowe documents that state I'm a jew and my parents were jew, and their parents were jew and that we just pretended not to be jew the whole time

>>68404586
>Is it easy
if you are not white

Fuck off you disgusting chicano sharter. Europe doesn't want you and you can't fake ancestry, even if you are a Spanish rape baby.

>>68405556

Im a not white

Im a fuking Chong

>>68405652
Don't forget we have visa free travel to new zeland. Might just consider going on an extended "vacation" there.

>>68405683
Well you can stay visa free 90days either way.If you wanna be a fake refugee is fine, youd take the place from some other fake refugee.
If you have any grandparent with european ancesty you might be able to get citizenship
Good luck bro

>>68405906

Well some of my ancestors came on Mayflower 300 years ago

does that count?

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>>68405735
> Coming to New Zealand to be a sex tourist

AHAHAHAHA. They're all yours mate.

>>68405972
>Mayflower
had to google to see what it was
check some expat forums they might have some cheeky ideas

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>>68405468
wtf is wrong with that kid

>>68405468
kek
Fucking swedes...

>>68406754

he's swedish