How do I become english?

>>68399486
cunt
bants
tories
binge drinking
pessimism

>>68399486
Your pretty much are anyway, unless you're from one of the French bits of Canada.

>>68400100

i'm american

>bumping into your father and says "you wanna fight?"

that's all

>>68399486
Through correct capitalisation.

>>68400327
You are fucked.

>>68400327
FOY

>>68400892
How do I become English ?

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>>68401069
Step 1. Learn the skills of banter
Step 2. Attach yourself to a footy team
Step 3. Go out to the pub and go to social events with the lads

>>68401409

Sounds boring as fuck mate.

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>>68401456
Don't worry - not everyone can be blessed to be here.

Although this country has it's shitty parts, I wouldn't want to have grown up anywhere else in the world.

go live in england before article 50 is enacted.

>>68399486
Study

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CS1cUIxBVg

>>68400327
Living in canada first is a step, then live in Australia for a while, then you are British.

>>68400955
>>68401028
>>68408116

I meant being canadian feels way more like being american than british.

>>68399486
Oi wanker