/India/

Where my bros at?

>>68394307
In 4chan, one of the surest ways to get a thread derailed into shitposting is asking for seriousness/meaningfulness.

>>68394434

Vedic

Why is orange a cultural colour of India?

I just imagine it as a very orange coloured country

>>68394511
Something something poo something something loo.

>>68394562
Orange and green represent India's streets, because both together have the same color as diarrhea.

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>>68394696
You don't have to feel obliged to shitpost when you can't think of anything clever.
It happens

>>68394755
>shitposting = posting shit
India thread? India thread.

/desi/gnated

poop

POO

Hello India

What do you wanna talk about?

>>68394881
Whatever. Just stop with the memes.

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>>68394930
I got your back holmes. Any memesters are coming face to face with my glock.

>>68394930

ميم

>>68394930
Where's the rap at? AFAIK There's not a single proper rap artist in India beyond bollywood trash and cheesy Punjabi pop rap

OP, you sound like a chutiya. saged.

STOP BULLYING INDIA

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>>68394930
>Just stop with the memes

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Why is India so ORANGE

>orange skies
>orange paints
>orange curries
>orange animals
>orange people

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>>68395125
Why is there a brazzers logo on that pic??

>>68395284
Fuck, I forgot to put the papal seal.
(implying child orgy)

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Why does she have poo on her head? Is she the poo god?

>>68395792
Does she have a feminine penis?
t. Brazil

>>68395792
That is Lord Shiva. And it's hair on his head called the 'jata'. Hindu mythology believes that the gangas originate from his jata.

>>68395184
Pls don't make this a meme

>>68395101
What's your problem?

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>>68394307

>>68395184
You paint your food orange, so you eat and become orange, your poop becomes orange and the street becomes orange.

>>68396124
I'm like 79.653% sure that this video was created purposely.

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>>68396182
So going by your logic do Brazilians eat coal?

>>68396226
How does one take a video non-purposefully?

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>>68396335
No, it's not like our streets and peop... oh shit.

>>68395184
NEW
N
E
W meme

>>68396226
>I'm like 79.653% sure that this video was created poop-osely.

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wtf

>>68394803
You're trying too hard

>>68396815
Maybe coz he can't find a loo to poop. Careful Latino you might as well shit in your pants.

>>68396654
This is dumb.
You can search that for any nation and you will get similar images.

>>68396182
>>68396335
REKT

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Can I poo in this thread?

Ok India I have a question.

Who are you racist against?
Wtf is with the whole fuck Pakistan thing?
Do you have prostitutes?
What interesting cultural things do you have that I may not know about?

Also your music is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

>>68396182
>>68396335
POOPE'D

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>>68394307
>India tries to make a serious thread
>thread full of poo-posters and memes
Never change /int/

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>>68396182
>>68396335
LEL

>>68397262
1.Racist against racists
2.Fuck Pakistani politics,politicians & their army. We love Pakistani people
3.Yes but prostitution is illegal.
4.Like what?

POO
O
O

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>>68397262

Do indians make real movies or is it all Bollywood musicals that exist purely as promotional material for billionaire celebrity aristocrats?

>>68397465
>prostitution is illegal
Interesting.

What kind of alcohol do you typically enjoy?

>>68397609
It's mostly the latter. I avoid them. But there are some actually good films too. Pls don't ask names. I can only name like 2 or 3.

>>68394307
Why not /indokistan? We should give some love to the Pakistani anons

>>68397645
Vodka. But I'd drink Whisky too. Beer is good if I'm free all night.

>>68397755
That's by default.

>>68394307

poo in loo

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POO
IN
LOO

>>68397685
Indian films are either memes made alive or actually good. Lunchbox was quite enjoyable.

>>68397911
lol^^

>>68397911
haha fuken screenshotted : - )

>>68397978
xD

>>68397938
I always wanted to finish lunchbox but couldn't.

But i was in highschool then kek

>>68397982
'erotic comedy'

>>68397982
top kek

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>>68398056
Kek

>>68397999
rofl

POO IN
O
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>>68398285
Drunk confirmed

I'd fuck a Indian desu. As long as she showers beforehand.

P O O

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>>68398331

We have no connection to india at all. Except gypsies. They came from india. Thanks Poojeet

Hey india, I loved the slumdog millionaire movie
Btw how do you have an internet acces india is your father some short of pooradja?

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>>68398922
>poojet

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>>68398922
But based Nokia connected our people for almost a decade.

>>68399065
Free 4GVoLTE data access until 31 March 2017. 4GB a day. Also free calls and SMS.
You jelly?

>>68399338
How the fuck is it free?
I'm not jealous though because my phone charge is 4€/month

>>68399072
kek

>>68399593
Because I don't pay for anything for it. No carrier bullshit.

>>68396335
leled

Hey India Indians do men openly date and have relationships with Hijra? Should I just dash any ideas of dating South Asian men?

Where I live most South Asians are professional, upper middle class and young but I feel few even though I have been flirted with would see me as someone they can take home to their parents or am I generalizing?

>>68400506
A big NO. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>68400604
Yeah I thought so, it's weird how guys will flirt with you but have shame around it.

>>68395125
take the pooo to the looo... take the pooo to the looo

I want to fuck an indian girl. How do you pojeet guys feel if my karelian fingol penor penetrates your women?

What are the best parts in India? What are India's niggers and India's whites?

>>68401358
South India is the best India. It's clean & green. South men are mostly black. North is mostly """white""".

What's the deal with North East India? I hear they look East Asian. What does the average guy think of the West? Russia? China? How does the country feel about being number 2 (hahoohehehua) in world population?

>>68401087
How would you feel when my benis would penetrate a Finnish women?

>>68401671
Well that will never happen, but to be honest I wouldnt mind. I know a half indian chick and she is nice

>>68401984
I don't mind either.

Noone answered my question. I will never defend Indians on 4chan ever again.

>>68394562
It's suposed to be saffron which does actually make a lot of sense as a national color for India, the original colors of the flag were apparently red and green representing Hindus and Muslims, with the spinning wheel (part of a loom) meant to represent both an ancestral Indian invention/tradition as well as progress, as a symbol I'll agree is very appropiate as it is elegantly simple yet can also convey very strong symbolic associations. Gandhi decided to add the white stripe to represent other faiths present in India and at some point this original color scheme was changed to loose sectarian associations, as per wikipedia "saffron, white and green were chosen for the three bands, representing courage and sacrifice, peace and truth, and faith and chivalry respectively."

In all fairness I think the flag of India could be compared to those of the UK, France and Mexico as both making sense and having legit symbolism as oposed to falgs that just use stripes or stars to represent states.

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>>68396984

>>68397561
omg this gif made me rofl

>>68395184
saffron and turmeric are revered in India

>>68396335
Whats the best way to visit India and not have to experience the real India?

>>68404401
Vlogs

>>68396102
>his
But Shiva is female in my japanese video games
fuck this gay earth

>>68401984
>Well that will never happen
I mean it COULD if he's a good looking lad and desu he has a higher chance than you considering how conservative India is.

>>68404439
Recommend me a good horror movie m8. One with subtitles of course.