/brit/

unironically prefer the paddy's edition

willy

black girls are superior and that's a fact

fuck me

maisie williams

>>68394305
>OPs without the Union Jack

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>>68394320
ummmmm no sweetie x

>>68394318
no, some yank said that
>>68394334
that aside

>>68394334
Lapdog lickarse cunt

Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!

just put a raw sausage in my bum

>>68394322
read all of this

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>Want to remake my social media accounts to see what everyone's up to
>Don't want to see "her"

>>68394352
good post

>>68394348
why is asuka a nazi

>>68394342
Never got the thigh gap meme

Remember when all the girls were going mental over it and getting surgery haha

MISS WILLIAMS

TEAR DOWN THESE BOLLOCKS

>>68394342
Kek

>>68394352
says the taig posting in a thread for british people.
who also makes our threads for us

lel

>>68394318
elleryxxx

>>68394391
She's a kraut.

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Can't fathom being attractive to this let alone wanting it to pump in cum for a child

Hahahaha :^)

>>68394393
this. why would you want a gap? big thighs are nice as long as they're not flabby

>eating bacon butty watching mock the week
>mum yells for me
>tells me to take out trash
>say back to her "trash, fuck off yank"
>she says what?
>I say fuck off you stupid bint
>she leaves confused
>hear da stomping down corridor
>can hear him because yanks are fat cunts
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my mom again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off yank"
>he slaps me
>I cry and utter "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He tells me Ive never left the country, let alone do I own a passport
>he leaves
>slams the door
>only noise left in the room is my sobbing and the sound of my arsenal posters rustling from the breeze of the door slam

Hate being a yank

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Sissy brit bois want the big aussie cock

>>68394409
meant for >>68394341

do girls browse /brit/?

>>68394404
Yes I don't just come here because I enjoy posting with you all

That sure makes me a lapdog, autistic twat

>>68394352
>t.colorblind italy

>>68394393
my brother
can NOT stand thigh gaps, need some nice thicc thighs

>It's get rejected from an entry level position for not having enough experience edition

>>68394455
cry more bitchboy

>>68394452
my gf does when she's not busy being a pastry chef or feeding her pet eel

>>68394478
Yeah mate you really got me there I'm bawling my eyes out

Fucking fool

>>68394322
>Industrial Revolution
>English

Fuck off. England's been riding on Scottish achievements for too long.

>>68394503
your gf played with my pet eel last night what do you say to that?

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>traps with bigger dicks than me
IT
IS
NOT
FUCKING FAIR

I'm a right wing liberal

>>68394452
josie, aisha, kent""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''qt""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""''

>>68394455
>You all

Fuck off yank. Its Y'all

>long day machine operating
>Unironic headache

Fucking baka my lads, S M H.

>>68394450
I bet he's a works in theatre or is a dancer

That's literally every single twink on grindr
They're clones

>>68394529
she's an adult and free to make her own decisions, although i can't say i approve

>>68394549
indulge in a silk cut purple my compatriot

>>68394535
Fuckin this. Goddamn yanks

>>68394426
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>Charismatic
>Interesting
>Formerly attractive
>Made good music

You're right man, no idea why someone would want to get knocked up by him

thread is utter dogshit tonight

>Machine operating

*softly laughing and shaking my head*

>>68394426
mick is ledge mate

8 bastards by a bunch of different fit birds, still pumping them out at 70, cash out of his ears and all the drugs he could, topped off by a glorious head of hair...living the dream...

>>68394549
How were you operating me?

>>68394598
Should've used mine

>>68394594
get a load of this bent pleb

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>>68394438

never had a girl flirt with me before. thoughts?

>>68394525
my county was literally at the heart of it, go inject elsewhere jock

In the past few weeks, Mr Trump has lambasted Apple for not producing more bits of its iPhone in America; harangued Ford about plans to move production of its Lincoln sports-utility vehicles; and lashed out at Boeing, not long after the firm’s chief executive had mused publicly about the risks of a protectionist trade policy. Most dramatically, Mr Trump bribed and cajoled Carrier, a maker of air-conditioning units in Indiana, to change its plans and keep 800 jobs in the state rather than move them to Mexico. One poll suggests that six out of ten Americans view Mr Trump more favourably after the Carrier deal. This muscularity is proving popular.

always get mick jagger confused with that bloke from the doors who died

>>68394649
how bad looking are you?

had too many to count myself and I'm at best a 7/10

>being this made about being too slow to make a new thread
pull it together padraig

>>68394580
>silk cut

Literally for particularly effeminate women or for flamboyant gay guys. George Osbourne used to smoke them, and that's about all that needs to be said.

>>68394676
literally just started listening to the doors

woah

VERY important question

how big is your willy?

>>68394676
alan door

>>68394594
Look here you cheeky shit, I didn't come here to be ridiculed in a condescending tone.
It's been a long day and all I want to do is relax on the chon, just wind ya neck in

business idea: push large corporations into moving outside of the west and purely into deprived areas

>>68394688
If you look you'll see mine was made well before yours but my internet conked out and I couldn't post it

You're a slow boy aren't you

>>68394676
george harrison

>>68394409
>>68394451
>private
Fuark, dont even have a twitter acct.

>>68394676
hmm ah yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqlEMmqZYfs

>>68394732
abysmal post

>>68394690
constantine smokes them

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thoughts?

>>68394698
slightly above average length, significantly girthier than average

6.5x5.5

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>Not smoking John players

>>68394655
James Watt was Scottish m8

If England started the industrial revolution then China invented the smartphone

just pooed myself

>>68394739
her stuff is on various streaming sites and shit anyway i think

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what the fuck

>>68394772
indeed am having a thought

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>smoking John players

>>68394438
great post

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>>68394438

>>68394765
Who's Constantine?

Still, literally never met someone other than 40 year old women or gay guys who smoke them. They've got hardly any nicotine as well.

>>68394687
3-4/10

I wonder what she did to provoke them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM6qKYgLVqM

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>>68394816
We're gonna get all of you Rorkes.

>>68394785
>built on an Englishman's engine, 2 decades after the revolution had begun
ah yes

>>68394816
What

>>68394835
me and my friends smoke them and we're cool and not gay

having a cup of coffee--not sure what breakfast will be

>>68394772
Is that from a few years ago or something?

Cheapest I've ever found is 9g of Gold Leaf and that's closer to £4

>>68394816
*googles luciana berger*

hmm, is she a jew then?

>>68394841
Ugly and your uncle was killed by the ira

Life dealt you a cruel hand

>>68394884
got 10g for £2.8- or something in tesco 2day

was just at the dorchester in London lads

£8 for a coke
£11 for a 330ml bottle of peroni

thank christ for expenses

FILTH

>>68394816
showed luciana berger my abs once

she likey

>>68394824
Literally the opposite of fedora desu

Johnnie Blues are more the decrepit life-long smoker's choice of cigarette

>>68394835
from the comics that alan moore wrote you underaged faggot

>>68394841
Wew.

Sorry lad, don't even know what I'd do in your position. Be terrified that every girl I go for would call me a creep or something.

What sort of stuff have you tried?

>>68394816
I love how Jews managed to spin themselves into being "ethnically Jewish"

can't wait until we start labeling people as "polish catholic white" or "welsh pagan white"

brave new world

>>68394894
Insensitive

not even memein but if you smoke silk cuts you blatantly dont even like smoking and should just stop

must be hard living without an uncle

>>68394953
Boo hoo go cry you fruit, don't dish it out if you can't take it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scA_c6hvD4Q
me in the comments

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Rate my holiday

is hatposting banned now? (want to do a hatpost)

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Real men smoke two brands only: John players and woodbine

>>68394861
His was the first engine that didn't just pump m8, and prior to that the industrial revolution was really just social changes without the actual industrial part.

Earlier engines had only really been used in mines. Watt's engine pretty much single handedly made industrial manufacturing, locomotion and ship propulsion possible.

>watching a recorded version of the england vs russia match
>slept through the live recording as I was up late listening to churchill speeches
>anyway, watching the match in me three lions shirt
>loudly singing about football coming home
>absolutely cheery at the score
>suddenly russia score to make it level
>I start smashing my sports direct mugs
>hyperventilating as I cant find my union jack inhaler
>mum comes in and asks me what the fuck my problem is
>I tell her england have done it again, the bloody chokers
>the bint leaves with an exhausted sigh
>tells me she better not have to wash St. Georges Cross pillow covers again, because shes sick of me crying on them and ruining them

Fuck being a yank.

>>68394816
At first they came for the racist rorkes, and I did not speak out...

Then we all live happily ever after

>>68394945
jews ARE their own ethnicity though you stupid mong

>>68395047
Yeah it is

smoking is like wearing a fedora

it may been fashionable and even classy in the 1950s, but if you still do it today you're a massive runt

marlboro

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>>68394816
>people actually think we live in a country with free speech

>>68395031
why Leeuwarden

getting my daily dose of Zoella lads

crikey that's some pretty poor skin, maybe she shouldn't put her makeup on with a trowel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb0YJLHBTHI

what is this, deluded scots edition?

>>68394945
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews#By_ethnicity

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just copped

>>68395089
Why was it "fashionable and classy" in the 1950s? You get more bent with every post..

>>68395031
FOB

>>68395055
good gimmick

>>68394992
abysmal post

>>68395055
hope this isnt pasta because im quite enjoying these posts

>>68395103

remember when that bin lorry absolutely crushed all of that scottish rubbish

>>68395109
I have a friend there

>>68395152
Fuck up

official runt smokes ranking:

0. rollies
1.sovereign black
2.sovereign blue
3.B & H blue
4.B & H Silver/Duel
5.Mayfair smooth

>go to school
>get shot by police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msi4Rs8w1V8&feature=youtu.be

>>68395171
tell him he's scum for me x

Boris has only gone and done it again haha! Bloody shithead!

disregard the constabulary

>>68394868
>we're cool
sure
>>68394901
Didn't realise it was that cheap. Might have to swap from my usual American Spirit given that the finances are a bit tight.
>>68394925
Sorry that I had m8s and a life when I was younger
>>68394978
this 2bqh, they have all the negatives of smoking and only like a third of the nicotine

>>68395135
woeful post

>>68395113

vloggers are deluded narcissists with nothing worthwhile to say

imagine if you did actually get slightly more bent with each post you made here

wonder if you'd ever clock onto it, maybe after a hard day of /brit/posting where you from thinking cocks are aesthetic to thinking about signing up for grindr "for a laugh"

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>>68395196
>tfw 0

When is the Sleaford by-election

>>68394932
nothing and i'm all out of ideas

>>68395196
am I aiming for a low or high score?

>>68394251
I have the phimosis

>>68395226
I live vicariously through them because my life is shit

>>68395205
Is this an anti-Frisian thing

Thicc girl with big bouncy tits smiled at me today and I've been desperate to rip my cock off ever since

was just in a car with a female

>>68395165
its oc from me a while back. I need to create a new episode, only 2 episodes in so far.

>>68395203
love all the lefties crying about it and saying he should have used cqc or spray instead, when the officer was alone and further away from the knifer than the other students

little psycho had plenty of warning and had it coming

>>68395274
Well look it you're home now, get to it

>>68395124
looks like a nice fit, would cop if it was blank

>>68395259

none unless you're a runt. Dunhill or Rothmans are the only non-runt smokes

>>68395279
did yer mam just collect you from your friends house haha

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>>68395274

NEED a thicc white gf

>>68395230
This quote is actually from a neo-nazi not Voltaire

>>68394902
>Bottle of peroni

For shame.


why don't high end places ever stock high end beers? Should be the best of everything tbqh.

>>68395231
even if you don't browse deviant outlets like 4chan, straight males do have bent experiences at least once in their life, or have flirted with the thought

>>68395256
It's a bit of a shame that you've given but I understand.

>>68395320
so wrong in so many different ways

Stuck in a dead end project at work lads. Feel like I'm in a game of chicken with my boss to see whether he takes me off it first or I leave first.

getting my daily dose of PUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRVqT2KMaqs

>>68395089
>fashionable
>classy

I look like a twat when I smoke and it stinks. I'm fully aware it's neither fashionable or classy. I just kinda fell into the habit 'cause it feels good and it's pretty hard to quit

>>68395339
err yeah speak for yourself lad lol x

If we do brexit we won't have human rights and we'll lose maternity leave and people won't have holidays anymore and we'll all be slaves

>>68395372
What's the project?

>>68395272
yes

is it worth destroying any hope of our country surviving as long as bojo gets to tell the truth and will of the british people is respected?

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>>68395330
Don't know if that's true but Voltaire was red pilled on Jews nonetheless.

>>68395322

>friends

FONT. Got a lift home from a girl at work.

>>68395386
we are already slaves

Smoking is a borderline necessity at the club. Need an excuse to hit the smoking area and chat to qt girls at 4am.

>>68395373
great post

dose me up doc

interview tomorrow, shitting myself Tbh

>>68395401
*rips the dildo out of ur fanny and batters you over the head with it*

heh

>>68395372
Wish I had an office job in japan where I have shamed myself but instead of firing me they stick me in an office with literally nothing to do but keep paying you

jap scrubs thinking im going to quit that getting paid to lay about drinking smoothies and doing fuck all for 8 hours a day out of shame? hell no

>>68395331

le Gavroche has a beer menu now

>>68395445
better out than in

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>Smoking is a borderline necessity at the club. Need an excuse to hit the smoking area and chat to qt girls at 4am.

Middle class runt

need something to occupy my time with now that i'm going to be a neet for the forseeable future

>>68395196
rollies are tip top tier, best flavour

>>68394894
>>68394992
>>68395173
Big fan of this poster

>>68395463
Mmm need to get there and the Ledbury tbqh.

>>68395445
Good luck pal

>>68395320
I'll smoke both in very different circumstances but you do realise that they're the polar opposite? Comparing Dunhill to Rothmans is the same as comparing Waitrose to Lidl.

Are they the only two brands you've heard of from back in the day or something?

>>68395453
Abhorrent post

Itt we pretend to be Stephen Fry

I'll start

Waaa I'm going to kill myself just kidding lol look at meeeee

>>68395373

hate his arm and hand movements

>>68395453
this is a v V (very) confusing gimmick

>>68395484
case of mistaken identity i think

>>68395462
But I kind of want my career to advance, sitting in an office all day doing nothing is boring as fuck.

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I'd go through Zoella like a dodgy curry Tbh

>>68395525
im gay

whats the morrisons of smoking?

this is the level of quality i am willing to pay for

>>68395425
>talking to girls that smoke

repulsive. pulled a fit girl once but her mouth tasted like an ashtray and hated kissing her

>>68395465
best not to exist

>>68395503
thanks lad. it's my first ever one

First time I heard this was on a bus that got held up by a member of panty obsessed organization who then got his nutsack heel stomped on (litterally) by a very psychotic (and very horny) silver-haired japanese teenage school girl named Anna who kept screaming "Lewdness" and was muttering something about an "Okuma-kun" ...hehehehe on a serious note this is a very beautiful song, the melody and voice go hand-to-hand

>>68395525
Hey bender dude! Get me a friggin beer or I'll go doopin mental! Im a fucking yank!

>tfw no lela gf

Hey! FUCK OFF FARNSWORTH!

I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs.

>>68395492

philip howard's new place is meant to be v.good

>>68395525
he is bipolar though

>>68395578
literally me

>>68395538
Nah lad, no slip ups here

>>68395541
Genuinely fucked her 2 years ago.

Her and her bf are millionaires for simply uploading YouTube videos but I sleep at night better knowing I fucked her and he has no idea

>>68395535
he's from Heerenveen

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Ah yes, the highly-evolved Irish man.

>>68395540
I'd milk it for like 5 years just reading books and shitposting in work while getting paid.

You can still put it on your CV at the next firm no biggie

>>68394775
cm or in.?

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>Genuinely fucked her 2 years ago.

>Her and her bf are millionaires for simply uploading YouTube videos but I sleep at night better knowing I fucked her and he has no idea

the only way europe will ever be white again is if the nazis come back and succeed this time

>>68395582
woah dude gimme somma dat shit

>>68395611
Nothing unevolved about it

worked 6 hours today lads

phew

>>68395598
We believe you... not

>>68395541

’'''''''vloggers'''''''' need to be drowned en masse.

>>68395541

literally average

>>68395525
Oh Alan! Willy, poo and indeed bum.

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>Genuinely fucked her 2 years ago.
>Her and her bf are millionaires for simply uploading YouTube videos but I sleep at night better knowing I fucked her and he has no idea

>>68395598
yeah sure you did lad

giz the story then big man, reckon you're telling porkies

>>68395629
ot the guy who posted this but i h8 jayposting

I get loads of factual stories jayposted

no my fault i've had so many based adventures

>>68395611
le thin hair chin man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGiPNcuRVeM

tune

>>68395629
>>68395667
Good posts

>when the Canadian posts music

Fuck sakes

>Official rollie power rankings
1. American Spirit Blue
2. Drum
3. Amber Leaf
4. Golden Virginia
5. Gold Leaf

>Official straights ranking
1. Marlboro Bright Leaf
2. Dunhill
3. JPS Blue
4. Marlboro Red
5. Rothmans
GAP
100. B&H Gold

No-additives Lucky Strike Red would be at the top of the list but you can only get it on the continent

>>68395611
Bet I'm more attractive than you, infact I guarantee it

how do you recreate the amazing feeling you sometimes get when you stand up too quickly and you feel kinda dizzy

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>ot the guy who posted this but i h8 jayposting

>I get loads of factual stories jayposted

>no my fault i've had so many based adventures

>>68395733
>100. B&H Gold

pleb

Wish I had a big booty latina maid to pay money to blow me lads

>>68395515
>Are they the only two brands you've heard of from back in the day or something?
i was thinking the same thing, seems to have picked 2 old man brands and rothmans were always cheap shitty foul things. Dunhill were smoked by old men in betting shops and lawyers.

>>68395733
where would you place cutters choice?

>>68395733
alrite list

>>68395757
choking yourself

Can someone leet hack this website for me so I can watch the last episode in advance? x

http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/please-like-me/CO1516V006S00

>>68395757
Smoke loads of fags in one sitting

>>68395696
it's good that, what do you think of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvoSSkp2Njc&index=1&list=PLIuRKY4i6HEaCECW1l1vqgNAVTlsRYHvv

>>68395757
jump headfirst off a bridge

>>68395766
STOP

>>68395757
by standing up too quickly

>>68395757
euphoria it called. you can self induce it using the right circumstances and variety of sensory inputs but its subjective to you.

>>68395613
Wish I knew why I've been put on this anyway, other people are on much better stuff.

>>68395757
used to be able to do this thing where i pinch my neck and get a massive headrush but can't find the spot anymore

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>68395569
It's a bit minging but it's not the end of the world

Hate twats that think that having to suffer the smell of smoke for a bit is as bad as killing babies or something

some posh bint had a go at me because I sat in the first class section of the train (train was packed) and she thought I didn't have a first class ticket (I didn't)

told her to fuck off and asked if she was the ticket inspector, she got in a RIGHT huff haha

am I?>>68395733
I only smoke occasionally but it's either Marlboro Gold or Camels

How pleb am I?

>>68395733

no Old Holborn for the rollie rankings?

>>68395871
good lad fuck the toffs

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>ot the guy who posted this but i h8 jayposting
>I get loads of factual stories jayposted
>no my fault i've had so many based adventures

will probably achieve nothing between now and Christmas

>>68395871
very good lad

good thing with posh cunts if you can act like a hardcunt even if you're not and they wont do shit since theyre all pussies

>>68395871
You're scum mate ;)

Would have picked you up and removed you like the runt to you are ngl.

>>68395770
They always give me a sore throat for some reason. My brother smokes them and says that Marlboro Red gives him a sore throat, so no idea.

>>68395778
Never had it 2bh, don't think they sell it round here.

>>68395837
don't think it's induced by the mind, rather something to do with oxygen and blood. one time it happened getting out of a bath and it was so intense i blacked out and fell onto the floor

>>68395611
This lad looks a bit like me (I'm Irish), must be in the genes to be a handsome bastard

Who else calls women stuff like love and darling? just comes out desu

>>68395926
you could fucking try son, I'm unironically 6'5 and built like a greenhouse

>>68395956
not a sexist pig so not me

>>68395904
delet this at once

I once banged 3 separate girls in a single day

>>68395837
It's called postural hypotension you twat

anyway, just go on blood pressure meds for it

Practicing for Brexit

American uni is a much more enjoyable experience than UK uni desu

>>68395986
If you're such a normie twat, why are you on 4chan and /brit/ of all places?

>>68395926
Sure you would Tarquin you fuckin poof

*goes to punch you*
*laughs as you flinch*

>>68395956
I call women love all the time because I lived with a northerner for 3 years

>>68395956
for fuck's sake lad

>>68396006
t. Couldn't handle the bants

>>68395956
I say love all the time, darling not so often

>>68395956
Called a little girl 'sweetheart' the other day out of nowhere and I felt like a right nonce

phwoar zoella is such a little tart

reckon she's absolute filth in the sheets

>>68395875
Just not a smoker m8

Can't stand marb gold or camel blues - they've got no flavour to them and hardly any effect. Camel filters are good but they don't sell them in the UK anymore.

>>68395890
Never encountered Old Holborn either 2bh lad. Since they started covering tobacco displays I think a lot of shops stopped selling stuff.

>>68395956
Me but im from texas so its just natural 2bh

>>68396018
failed normie innit

times change

>>68395848
her mouth looks so warm & wet

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>"the bants"

The Ayes 461, the noes 89 in today's commons vote. Thankfully another step nearer the door. Remoaners will be crying into their Prosecco tonight.....

>>68395988
is it a serious thing, it happens every couple of weeks

>>68395939
its both, euphoric and ecstatic states are not uncommon in for instance religion, meditation, circumstances where something just blows your mind to the point of losing all sensation in your body and becoming pure thought for a moment, that kind of thing.

>>68396026
>>68396045
I am a northerner desu

>>68396086
Yeah I say that to little girls and old women, its not weird desu

only call girls treacle Tbh

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>even knowing a youtube vloggers name

>potatonigger
>in MY GENERAL???

playing mass effect

why the fuck don't they tell you where to go in the mission log thingy

i really am not interested in searching for the fucking planet where i'm supposed to go

other than that it's quite fun

>>68396125
she is very sexual

Reckon we invade Bologna for stealing our flag

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what did elrond mean by this?

who /civic nationalism/ here

>>68396173
It's not yours fukap you'll unironically do fuckall gayboy

>>68396155
got a london accent so I can sort of get away with it desu, sounds better in a northern accent though

>I am a northerner

>>68396137
Nah, only time it's really a problem is when old people start getting it everytime they stand up 'cause of medication they're on - obviously old people falling over isn't very good

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aha so true tbf

have had sex with 12 girls and never made one cum

im abhorrent in bed

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>>68396205
Here

>>68396198
Genoa too

Remember to always recycle:
>>68394196
>>68394196
>>68394196
>>68394196

when i hear a female with a northern accent i get the impression they're 50% easier to shag than a southern female

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>>68396130

Going to shave my legs and have a cheeky bounce on the dildo soon x

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>>68396204

>>68396310
They probably are mate.

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>fukap
what did he mean by this

crazy tune heard at a house party last week. the girls loved it especially for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq3bE8d411o

>>68396204
HD-DVD shouldve won.

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>>68396271
How do you finger a girl properly lads?

t. autist who who attempted it and failed horribly

>>68396204
does bluray actually have mid-film disc swapping? sounds like a right pain in the arse

>>68396377
find the clit

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>>68396357
>i will never get back the 10 seconds spent listening to this

>>68396377

fingering a girl is a typical emperors new clothes situation

>>68396391
How? She said the same and I tried but couldn't find it. I'm fucking useless.

>>68396377
don't always put the finger inside Tbh. just feel around for a bump and concentrate on that

>>68396444
>>68396454

>>68396454
Where is the clit exactly? Is it just inside? It's right at the top right?

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becoming obsessed

>>68396527
above the hole

vagina's kind of gross me out
i'd prefer the lass just put my dick in and i'll start pumping away

>>68396454
>>68396473
>>68396562
Just on the outside? Threads going to die, thanks anyway for the advice.

why does no man on the 'seek have grime?

>>68397081
Nigger