/brit/

Awoo

shit edition

babestation

I need a blonde or ginge wife

>people call Theresa May "Mummy May"
>despite the fact that she has no kids

ah yes

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>>68373883
gas

post CHOONS

fucking STATE of this music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ9we6xDvWQ

>>68373917

we are all her children

detest regular sports but love esports
explain THAT

>>68373889
Erm we have a financial advisor that literally suggested it. Its not like my 15k just sits in my account. Its appreciating in value.

Fucking mong. You think I'd rather let the government tax it to fuck?

>>68373919
>gas
yeah, gas yourself mate

mcdavid

>ahahaha
>london

This is literally in an extremely nice building in an extremely nice central region

£150pw for that is literally nothing

>>68373921
me MCing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k90hUGCa8hU

what is a good name for a pet?

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Niggers still dumber than whites even in the UK.

Truly made me think.

>>68373921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuG39sZxMp8

>>68373964
Darren

>68373878
Grim.

>>68373964

Keith

>>68373964
If I have another cat I'll name it Ramses
you may use it
If you have a dog I'd name it Butch

>>68373966
Whites still dumber than Chinese too

finished my karen wank

wew

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*falls asleep*

london is the greatest city on earth

>>68374008
*puts balls on your face*
*takes a picture*
LADS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HAHA

I trim by arse hair but only for hygene reasons

>>68374002
na

that's just strict chinese parenting where they beat the knowledge into their kids

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>>68374004

Tomi Lahren>Lauren Southern>Blaire White>Shoe0nHead

>>68374028
do girls tend to expect you to shave your ass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw

rhythm of the night, more like rhythm of the shite eh lads

haha

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I need to have a wank soon

>>68374055
hmm
guess I'll let the fbi know about this one

>>68374030
Unlike lax British parenting where they leave their kids to stagnate on lame dreams of some future success, a fantasy world while consuming the milk of the Nanny State!!!!

this calendar chocolate is shite

SOPHIE tonight lids

>>68374049
No as they don't really ever see it

>>68373929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqVs_dUgTKM

better version

>>68374049
I think I have a particularly hairy bum so I do it to the point where it still looks normal amounts of hairy but not so dense that shit gets stuck in it

Also I don't have sex so I don't know

>>68374055
Just rang up Scotland Yard on account of your attached image and that you're a mobile poster

>>68374068
FOY

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republicans step down you bitch ass punks befo you get a cap in yo ass

>>68374077
Autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGnIEzkh7EY

fucking STATE of this song

fucking french thinking they can rap

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>>68374055
Good lad.

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>sit down for a poo
>need to wee first though
>shit falls into the wee water and splashes it all over your arse
rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Any of you think theres a chance you have kids? I probably will

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Took 5 extra minutes on break

Who here /devilish/

>>68374121
I enjoy this though

NEED to be castrated

>>68374127
Maybe, bit early to say

>>68374109
That's not an argument, Big Pete

>>68374127
God no I don't have mental capacity for something like that

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Boris gig tickets are sold out

>>68374127
Extremely likely that I wont, but whow knows.

>>68374142
how old are you?

>>68374127
Probably not as a cheeky 'cide seems more and more likely haha

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>>68374147

>>68374127

seeing as how I'm going to get a fertile irish wife, I think I will be having many children. at least 4. (that's considered a small family in ireland btw)

>>68373919
THE
TAIGS
lads

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>ywn make out with an american chad

There's more people in China with an IQ over 130 than there are people in the UK

>>68374154
student

>>68374055
Keep us updated lad x

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>>68374127
I will have kids someday desu.

>>68374174
One of them looks way too old to be hanging out with strapping young chads

>>68374176
>Chinese "people"

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>>68374174
>ywn look like this

The smile, the hair, the body, the face, the smile.

sigh

>>68374127
Would never want to subject a kid to the future of this world.

want to buy Banished cause it looks fun

how was jesus jewish? did judaism even exist at the time?

>>68374196
hope you don't

>>68374220
>think you're doing well
>autumn comes everyone dies because they're too cold and have no clothes even though theres plenty of both
reeeeeee

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>Would never want to subject a kid to the future of this world.

>>68374220
It is. Make sure you get the Colonial Charter mod and a bunch of others.

>>68374176
We need to stop praising Intelligence above all else
I praise
>wisdom
>morals
>arse

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>>68374229
Bit rude dont you think?

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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57f9a2e74896d&t=104

bare clare fanny. get it before it's deleted again

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>Would never want to subject a kid to the future of this world.

>There's more people in China with an IQ over 130 than there are people in the UK
>>>/sci/

*builds a wall around karen*

Make Brit great again

>>68374248

I am retarded when it comes to mods. is that dlc you can get on steam?

>>68374283
thankfully all your posts are logged and any children you do have will be taken away from you

>>68374217
The world will be fine, it's been around billions of years after all

need to see karen weeing

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This message paid for and brought to you by the Canadian government:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

Look at a map you fucking mong, Europe IS NOT a continent and saying that it is perpetuates white supremacy.

>got a smart loving highly sexual gf
the comfiest of all feels

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We all agree that Trivial Pursuit is the best board game, right?

Especially at Christmas

I always win with my autistic knowledge

>>68374338
Ive already looked for pictures of that and I dont think there is any mate.

is japan the greatest cultural country on earth?

Just on lunch break lads. But I have an rdo tomorrow so I'm happy with that haha

>>68374288
That is one beautiful fanny

>>68374317
I'd be a good father, wouldnt show my kids anime though desu.

>>68374347
Made it 15 seconds in, pure cringe.

>>68374358

thank you for supporting our board games.

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>Trivial Pursuit

>>68374376
yes or america

>>68374347
classic canadians are greatest sons lol

>>68374347
Politics is the Mind-Killer
http://lesswrong.com/lw/gw/politics_is_the_mindkiller/

>>68374358
I once got a question in this game asking how many screws hold the welcome to detroit sign up or some shit.

Fucking mental.

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>>68374364

>>68374405
The answer is 0

>>68374347

it's a fucking shitty sketch comedy show. it's not serious

/pol/acks need to unrustle their jimmies.

>>68374316
It's not DLC, just a mod.
I think most mods are available on steam but I use World of Banished. There's also some other 3rd party mod websites but they tend to have outdated versions.

Installing is just dropping the file into the WinData folder in your banished installation.

>>68374393
>america
>culture
top kek
it died a long time ago

>>68374422
yeah good joke lol

Pewdiepie is 128,000 subscribers from 50 million lads

What are we going to do to celebrate?

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>>68374405
>get a question asking which was the most prominent banking family in Renaissance Florence
>say Medici because I played Assassins Creed
>mfw it was right and everyone thinks I'm smart now

>>68374431
tell a qt he reach 50mil

>>68374358
Which version is the best? Please I really need this info.

Pitch me your best tabloid headline

>>68374460
Super cally go ballistic celtic are atrocious

>>68374431
redpill the masses

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>>68374460

Lads, I think Robbies a communist.

Really, if you get down to it, Robbie is actually a big proponent of full automated luxury communism

He's trying to educate the population on the joys of being lazy and taking charge of your life, meanwhile Scandinavian socdems invade his town trying to pass off "hard labor" as something fun

Robbie correctly sees this as indoctrination into the capitalist system, and tries to get rid of Sporticus as revenge for his killing of Rosa Luxemburg

In the midst of all this, we have Stephanie, the poster child for modern, liberal identity politics, most notably feminism
There's also the fact that the town itself is called "Lazy Town", but they acknowledge that with Sporticus, nobody is lazy
What's really happening is that Sporticus's propaganda goes against human nature
The town was named "Lazy Town" in the first place because the people, uncontaminated by ideology, recognized the value in relaxation
and saw through the lies of the Protestant work ethic

By turning "Lazy Town" into a town of workaholics, the show demonstrates how capitalism is ultimately in conflict with that which makes us human

sniff
and so on and so on

find a more /fa/ gaff
http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/42133058#dptPUEEFZFHQKPgQ.97

>>68374446
me on the left

i really want to lick a fanny lads

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>>68374455
Genus I

>>68374489

But there's more. In depth analysis of relations between Marxist, bourgeoisie constructs, and the dialectic around them, can be observed through each individual episode.
Robbie's Dream Team demonstrates an interesting deviation from the usual formula. In most episodes, Robbie is outwitted by the general resourcefulness of either liberal feminism, social democracy, or himself. The later case is symbolic of infighting among the Left and how it can ultimately destroy even the best laid schemes.
What Robbie's Dream Team presents is a unique scenario where the Left does not act on its own, but works in connection with other left leaning groups in order to obtain a common goal of working class liberation. However, despite the abundance of Robbies, only the original has experience in being a "real villain", illustrating how though well meaning, many leftist groups are not well read in theory or have tried to apply their ideology. Nor are they able to "disguise", ie accomplish slick entryism. If one notices, this is the tactic Robbie uses nearly every episode, as he knows damn well that selling Communist ideas to a classcucked population will get him rejected, so his only option is to use subversive methods, such as appealing to their sense of freedom.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481000487125.webm

>>68374511

The episode then transitions into the song "We Are Number One", with Robbie trying to teach the other Robbies how to be "villains", ie spreading class consciousness. Having little experience, theory, or understanding of many Marxist concepts, however, they ultimately trip each other up, first through being too overt (stepping on branches in the "sneaking around"), sabotaging the efforts of the more experienced Marxists through their own incompetence (look at this net), or just in general falling over themselves in an attempt to be "dialectical" (he'll slip and slide on this banana peel!).
Despite these normally damning setbacks, Sporticus doesn't manage to wise up, showing how social democrats, though antagonistic towards the Communist cause, ultimately do not see them as too much of a threat unless they directly see their plans come to fruition, signifying how socdems think they have a "common cause" with Marxism.

>>68374523
don't click this gave me a malware

What is the appeal of Minecraft lads?

heres my gift from germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk

greets

>>68374523
my willy didnt need this

>>68374529

The Robbies end up successfully capturing Sporticus, subduing the subversive elements of social democracy, and paving the way for bringing class consciousness to lazy town. However, the newly converted Marxists fail to stop Stephanie, the girl of liberal feminism. When the current order is threatened, it is almost always backed up by a stiff set of identity politics, be they liberal or reactionary. Stephanie cannot work her pure ideology on the original Robbie, for as a "leftist old guard" he is immune to the effects of identity politics. However, Stephanie IS able to manipulate the other Robbies, given that they are recently converted liberals that still hold sympathies to feminism and intersectionality. Thus, identity politics are able to sneak their way through and infiltrate the ranks of the Marxists (symbolized by Stephanie sneaking an apple down to Sporticus), and by the time the old guard notices the COINTELPRO, it is too late and the other would be Marxists have been reduced to puppets of liberal feminism.

>>68374506
thanks

>>68374347
Race doesn't exist but we need to breed the white race out of existence

is anyone really kissless in here? seems unbelievable

>>68374523
more like taco belle amirite

>>68374489
>>68374511
>>68374529
>>68374547
LazyTown memes are as 'ddit as they come m8, sort your life out.

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Just spent the whole night pretending to be Robbie Rotten on 4chan

Is this what hitting rock bottom feels like?

Actually, Are there many blond girls in GB?

>>68374564
drawn to this post for an indescribable reason

>>68374579
are you 5'4 or the other one?

>>68374579
no it's good to have ambition

>>68374530
it gave me a tickle in the willy

>>68374347

>this is what /pol/ considers to be """"comedy""""

K

I only realized after leaving highschool that most girls thought I was gay.
Really not sure why, I don't look feminine, broad shoulders, beard, all that.

that enc meme lasted all of 45 minutes I guess

>>68374583
not really
you want scandinavia for blondes

>>68374523
Lexi Belle is sooo much more attractive fat than she is thin

>>68374571

Shut the fuck up, Sportafrop

>>68374583
No

other cat has begun sleeping on my bed

What's the longest you've gone without pornography?

>>68374618
More like Taco Bell

>>68374610
bumder

just put some sweet potato fries in the oven

>>68374635
12 hours maybe

>>68374633
Pics

>>68374127
will having kids affect my ability to play video games and masturbate to anime?

>>68374579
the guy from the sex pistols?

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>cluster headache and tension headache at the same time

this is just torture

>>68374635

a couple weeks or so? I had a 51 day nofap streak recently but I looked at porn a couple times during the stretch for a couple seconds before convincing myself to stop.

>>68374618
t. yank

>>68374641
why

>>68374567
really makes you think

I won't be replying to you just so you know

Soft cunt

>>68374583
loads in america

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Be seated.

Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser.

You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle. Every man is scared in his first action. If he says he's not, he's a goddamn liar.

All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shit drilling.' That is all for a purpose—to ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready!

An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fights as a team. This individual hero stuff is bullshit. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about fucking.

My men don't dig foxholes. The hell with that. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving.

Some of you men are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing.

Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!'

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>just put some sweet potato fries in the oven

>>68374615
I'm a little sad ……but still i love GB (っ´ω`c)

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>>68374567
all part of my master plan

>>68374635
haven't watched porn and wanked at the same time for over a year now

>>68374676
Was it good for your soul? I'm in need of spiritual healing

>>68374696
Stopped reading at "America"

>>68374591
The other one
>>68374671
No

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going to absolutely heem the runt who moved the spotify controls to the middle

>>68374728
Do you know eachother irl

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>>68374633
nice. x

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481165935698.webm

fucking hate travelling lads

>>68374696
That dude looks like trump

>>68374773
careful boys my mcaffe flagged this

>decide to sleep
>1 minute later an alarm starts going off outside, I can hear next doors babby crying and lots of dogs start barking
Looks like I'm staying here tonight.

>>68374725

I certainly felt better about myself and I felt like less of a degenerate. But I can't say that it was that big of an improvement. Maybe 51 days isn't enough to really see the benefits. I do want to try again for a longer streak soon.

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Just started crying when I realised another 2 million Africans entered Europe this year and they will continue to enter in increasingly high numbers

>>68374682

to eat them you daft bugger

>>68374797
Fuck off we're full

>>68374826
Teats of happiness desu, makes me happy when they start new lives in a first world country.

>>68374826
So?

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>>68374826
Come home, white man.

>>68374834
how are you going to eat them if you put them in the oven hahaha fucking leafs i swear

>>68374756

very stern looking cat

>>68374844
FOY

>>68374807
Yeah, I guess in the grander scheme the porn isn't the worst offender to one's personal ambitions.
I've been considering giving up gaming for a bit
I got a lot done in the month I stopped playing video games last year.

>>68374756
this is you?

>>68374756
Is that the bf

>>68374850
Alri 72% man

>>68374748
Nah, he lives in Akureyri, which isn´t worth going to

>>68374756
Really want to give that cat a scratch and some pets

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>>68374850

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>>68374826

>>68374807
If you don't wank, don't you just cum in your sleep?

>>68374834
but they are made of sweet potato

when is porn banned lads?

>>68374909
you never got the memo?

>>68374826
this is only the beginning

the plan is for 1000000000 (ONE BILLION) "refugees" to come to Europe from the Third World

your taxes are already laying the groundwork for their lives of comfort

they deserve it afterall after being oppressed by the evil white man for centuries

>>68374826
who cares? what makes it your land more than theirs? Just because you were randomly born somewhere?

>>68374897

yeah. during the streak I would get some mad wet dreams. dreamt I was nailing three blonde identical triplets lel

>>68374897
Only ever done this once, woke up terrified but I remembered back to sex education when they tell you if your boxers are are when and giving out an egg smell its just a wet dream and you shouldn't panic. Then I shouted mummy to come change me.

>>68374877
Yes.

>>68374876
Yes.

>>68374946
Want to have a sexual gay threesome?

Wouldn't mind having my way with a British uncut cock

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All tuckered.

>>68374961
Is the cat included?

Just letting you lads know the subliminal messaging is still in full effect.

>>68374946
Bit gay

>WhatsApp-Image-20160728.jpg
normie fucking twat

>>68374961
No thanks, am too jealous for that. x

>>68374982
No you sick cunt.

>>68374975
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481001509251.webm

you on the left

>>68375001
Lame

>>68375013
how do they jizz gallons like that

want to have a wank but not really feeling up for it desu i've lost interest in wanking and i haven't eaten in over a week now haha

>>68375013
On mobile can't view webm's haha

>>68374895
SO many white women will be blacked

>>68374929
>your taxes

Jokes on you I'm a NEET

Tfw want to sleep naked but its too stimulating.

me chips are almost done lads

canadians fuck off

>>68375041
wank before you go to bed

>>68375026
VLC player

>>68375035
i fully support your position
there is no reason to contribute to a power structure that intends to see the extinction on your people whether intentional or not

Are you drug free?

vraag me broertje, ja hij doet het ook
vraag me zusje, ja zij kan het ook

i am drug and disease free

>>68375083
unfortunately yes

>>68375083
>>68375088
>>68375094
Kill yourselves.

>>68375083
Not by choice :(

>63%
baaahahaha

>>68375041
good post

>>68375051
well done

>>68375118
w-what?

>BelAmi - Back In Africa Part 1
Literally no BLACKD. Hmmmm.

>>68375098
degenerate junkie cunt

>>68375083
shouldn't be by tomorrow
but something will probably go wrong

>>68375063
What if I leak extra cum out in bed or something.

VERY angry at the moment

hope all south americans get turbo cancer that can never be cured

post more webms of BIG cums please x

lads the chips came out nicely

the way to make proper chips without having a fryer is to put a bit of oil on the sheet pan

>>68375140
Did a dingo eat your baby?

>>68375156
>chips
FOY

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which one would you live in (assuming any)

>>68375166
thats not funny thats like a real thing

>>68375166
no a south american did. Probably brazillian

>>68375184
TN

>>68375184
Best Coast

really want to cum inside milana vayntrub

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>>68375184
Minnesota

like that Lil Yachty song

>>68375194
I probably should have added 'why'

>>68375184
VT

>>68375184
hawaii, delaware or oregon

>>68375184
PA, MA, FL, NH or VA

definitely no subhuman west coast or flyover state.

>>68375177

I referring to chips as in french fries not crisps you utter spastic cunt

who the fuck would make crisps in the oven

Love how when I was at uni in the pre 2010s all the hot guys would have their underwear and bums hanging out. Hnnnnng. Don't know if this still happens now, don't go out much.

>>68375210
TN is my initials

>>68375184
>>68375211
actually, RI with a cabin in VT or CO

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>tfw too intelligent to get myself into a romantic relationship

>>68375217
Every one of those is a flyover state IDIOT

>>68375219
Dont know.

Dont care.

FOL

>>68375228
oh ok

>>68375228
hello Ted Nugent

>>68375219
>chips
FOY

food for thought: if you have to worry about who the leader of the government is then the government is too large

>>68375083
got a new bottle of benzos this week
going to give them a try tonight :)

>>68375243
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppp

eat THIS yank!!@11

>>68375243
>american can't stop thinking about food
fuck off fatty

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>>68375202
very lewd
>>68375233
very comfy

>he unironically consumes drugs for recreational purposes

runts

>>68375155
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481047638688.webm

>>68375243
*gives u cookie*
:3

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>>68375184

I O W A

O

W

A

*contemplates the ol' 'cide*

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>people have wanted a ghostbusters 3 for decades
>they instead decide to do a reboot with an all female cast
>l-lol why are you g-guys a-angry? s-sexist much?

>>68375219
what are crisps even made in?

Been drug free since monday

>>68375184
I dont know or care enough about yankland to make an informed decision desu

>>68375268
wonder what her fanny smells like

Can you even IMAGINE american willies, all dry, not feeling anything, and sometimes having the ring of poop. haha. how did (((they))) get away with this?

>>68375298
Just say CA and live with me :3

>>68375235
maybe PA, VA and NH but not the other two

flyover is like iowa (i.e what this runt wants >>68375277)

how are frosties and cocopops junk food?

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>>68375303
>tfw cut

>not being a Rorke who turns into a total degenerate when it comes to gyals/clubs

>>68375281
they're making a female version of oceans 11

>>68375184
Idaho

>>68375287

they are fried in oil then tossed with seasoning

they actually can be baked as well but that's the healthy cunty method

>>68375303
a decent amount of Australians are cut too

including me. I prefer it because i can (and have) fuck a yank female without her calling the police.

>>68375184
Maybe some Island off New England or a house in the woods inland, so ME, VT, NH,RI MA

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me

>>68375338
>including me
FOY

>finished exams
>finally have time to relax
>want a smoke
>dealer wont respond

AH YES

>>68375328
its like they enjoy losing money

>>68375337
would probably fuck it up, salt and vinegar is the way to go though

>>68375362
hello literal child

>>68375369
this 2bh, i want oceans 14

>>68375364

grow your own you lazy cunt

>>68375303
was 'cised when I was 12 for med'cal reasons

don't think it made that much difference to the feeling except I have to use lube

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is anna richardson still a dyke?

>oil flavoured crisps

Canadians are so fucking weird

>>68375388
hello literal yank

>>68375409
git tae fuck
>>68375390
honestly might, but hydro rigs are expensive

>>68375416
literally everyone older than 30 is circumcised

i'm not over 30 (i'm 21) but my parents were older

realised while I was hanging out with a mate earlier that I'm way too fucking normie to be still visiting a place like this

don't why I still do it

>>68375428
yeah I'm 22 and I'm not mutilated

>>68375428
>literally everyone older than 30 is circumcised
what a yankified shithole

>>68375184
New Hampshire

>>68375434
hanging out with normies always reminds me of how much more intelligent I am than the average person

its kind of crazy we have a universal adult franchise really

Daily reminder that Anglo-Australians wouldn't let their kids get mutilated

Only bloody yanks would do that

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What's his name again?

>>68375434
Because you feel deeply lonely on the inside

reading a forum for mothers

it seems that raising children is actually a rough go at it

>>68375460
why you hanging out with dumbo normies?

my mates are pretty much all really clever

>>68375466
I'm not cut

>>68375420
>hydro
why is that necessary?

>>68375487
my inner circle has 3 clever guys and 1 retard

im talking more about random acquaintances at the pub and what not and people at work

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>see frank, no matter how many times i say "you're a big guy," they always come back with "for you!"
>and that's a meme?
>yeah it's the biggest meme
>for you
>god dammit frank!
>heh heh heh

>>68375494
good lad

i was tired of my lady
we'd been together too long
like a worn-out recording
of a favourite song

>>68375499
because id have to smoke a gram of outdoor weed to even feel baked

canadians have the best weed in the world, no exaggeration

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>>68375446
Homer

me wijk is terror, yasser arafat

>>68375480
The incompetence and pettiness probably gets in the way, this is what happens when redditors and tumblrinas start trying to raise chidren.

>>68375334
good answer

>>68375501
can't be fucked hanging out with "acquaintances" 2bh

>>68375473
I guess I must be

don't really feel it though, just a cynical teen-style moddiness

>>68375521
https://youtu.be/iqNRVew_5Jw
absolute belter

>>68375184
SoCal

>>68375548
fucking hell mate I'm just talking about random people I met on a night on the town

Its just usually when I try talking to someone I find out relatively quickly that they're fucking thick

if you have asthma will mixing benzos and alcohol kill you?

>>68375561
Good lad