We tried to warn you We tried to warn you

>>68373585
>be French
>avoid being ran over by immigrants
>choke on candy egg
You can NOT make this up

>>68373585
Its such a fucking retarded idea for a chocolate egg.

the headline doesn't make sense, did she die or not ?

>>68373585
She just didn't chew enough

Just some natural selection m80

>french

probably some dumb mudslime

>>68373585
>chokes to death
>managed to resuscitate

nice sensationalism

That's fine. If she wasn't able to handle a kinder egg she would choke on Mohammed's dick a few years later anyway.

>>68374734
Couse what is resurrection, right?!

>>68374734
She died, but they were able to prevent brain damage so she wouldn't die a retard

>>68374855
but doesn't your brain get damaged after death anyway ?

>>68374842
She ate another egg

>>68374828
And then she died of brain damage.

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>>68373585
Close call after decades of no issues is a lot better record than pictured

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>>68374734
>>68374855
>>68374842
A resucitation?

>>68373585
Uh... is the usage of before in this sentence talking about an event that happened or an event that was prevented...
...Stupid language...

>>68375569
Uh... is the usage of a leaf on this flag depicting a source of national pride or shame...
...Stupid country...

>>68375020
Choking is one of the top causes of accidental death in many countries dumb sudaca.

>Succumbs

Look that word up, faM a LL a ma

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>>68373585
>"A well regulated sales of chocolate surprise eggs, being necessary to the celebrations of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Kinder eggs, shall not be infringed."

>>68375588
Its color is pretty good

>BE FRENCH
>SURRENDER TO AN EGG

>>68374967
yeah but she didn't choke to death :^ )

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>>68375694
you got me there.

>>68374734
>Chokes to the death
>To the death
>TO THE DEATH

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>>68375594
Not on hot dogs tho

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>>68373585
A surprise?

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>when the meme horribly backfires on the Yuropoors

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shieeeet

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>Daddy, what's this? A kinder surprise egg? But Daddy, don't our awesome (and cool) American friends always say that these are dangerous and not to be consumed?

>Yes, sweetie, but we don't listen to Americans, it's just a bunch of nonsense. Go ahead, enjoy!

>Ok Daddy!

Why didn't you fucking listen?

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>>68373585
Pussies.

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The weak need to be weeded out young.

>be european
>get kindered

>>68374734
The headline doesn't make sense... It should say "nearly". In English, to die and to be killed are what are called completed verbs.

The editor is using some obscure grammar in order to make a more scandalous headline.

You can pry my kinder egg from my cold dead hands.

Once again Yurope proves it is incapable of getting anywhere in life without America's assistance. Sad!

>>68376399
It isn't hot dogs spic.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3672125

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>>68378182
>yfw we get blamed if we help and get blamed if we don't help

Why is it so difficult being America

>>68377481
cold dead throat in this case however

>>68378294
Hah.

>>68373585

Kid probably mistook it for nigra balls and that's why she choked on it

>>68373585
SHALL

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A celebration?

>>68374941
you can't just change your intelligence after death, that's like giving your character in a game a giant nose after you're done customizing him

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>3 year old girl dies
>LOLOLOLOL XDDDDD
You people are sick

>>68379594
>dies
But she's both alive and dead.

Like a Schrödinger's Surprise.

>>68379620
kek

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>>68373585

I have the 1 million dollar idea guys

what about a burger, but inside there is a capsule with a hotdog?

WHAT DO YOU THINK GUYS?

>>68373585
Three year olds can't legally handle Kinder Eggs by themselves. It says it on the wrap.
It's the parent's fault.

>>68373585
Wasn't the first choking death caused by Kinder Eggs from England?

>>68379753
yeah but that was clearly murder

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>>68379658
hamdog already exists

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>>68379867

>your gf will never stuff kinder egg capsules in her anus to surprise you with toy wonders

life is misery

>>68379968
>live with gf for 4 years, love her dearly
>she leaves me presents throughout the house ever since she moved in, little kinder egg capsules filled with delight
>every day, I would find a new freshly laid capsule containing sick toys, except for when I got that gay ass puzzle.
>I knew she was the one for me. I shoved a kinder egg directly into my bumhole and laid it gleefully outside her door, knowing she'd open it and find the wedding ring inside
>we've been married for 15 years

>>68373585
>Even her brain tried to give up when she died
Trully a french

>>68379940
It was made by an Australian too

>>68377411
>>68374734
bad wording, but yes she did die

firefighters resuscitated her and then later she succumbed to brain damage and died, but it reads like firefighters resuscitated her before she could have potentially succumbed to brain damage

Hold the phone, didn't they put little holes in the plastic just for that reason?

I seem to remember that new eggs had holes in them.

>>68373585
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with our federal laws that ban putting non-edible objects into our foodstuffs.

>>68375020
>be american
>choke

>>68379594
This

What a waste.

Now her parents have to buy a new Kinder egg.

>>68373585
How do you even choke from something that big?

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>>68373585
>before she succumbed to brain damage
She's French, how do you even tell?

>>68386074
It has little toy parts inside it.

>>68373585
The price we pay for freedom

>>68374734
>the headline doesn't make sense, did she die or not ?

>Three-year-old French girl chokes to death on a Kinder Egg toy
>Chokes to death

Yeah, real ambiguous.

>>68386391
Keep reading.

This is the price of freedom.

>>68373585
>FIrefighters managed to resuscitate the child
Forget scientists, firefihters have the secret of rebirth

>>68376420
>be american
>"muh guns, muh freedom"
>ban chocolate egg with toy inside
makes sense
also its supposed to be forbidden for ages 3 and below, the parents fault desu

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>>68373585

>France

It was probably some dumb niglet girl.

White children would never be so retarded as to not notice an inedible plastic egg inside the chocolate.

Wait - you mean there's a toy inside?

I just thought it was a crunchy center. Explains the lack of flavour.

>>68373585
Says the country who is scared of cheese which doenst come in tube or pre-sliced.

F

>>68373585
>choking on a toy
lmao just chew through it nigga

>>68376654
you need your training to choke on chocolate phallic stuffs earl my dear

>>68373585
Fr*nch are honorary ameritards

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>>68379620

>>68374734
No, she's the first person to survive choking to death.

>>68374835
t. Mohamed dicks expert

America: 1
Europe: -1