/brit/

>>68371985
I take it the other thread wasn't safe then?

I shall ask again

is it safe?

Ahh yes, the janny and his infinite wisdom.

*slams fists on table repeatedly*
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY
JANNY JANNY JANNY
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY
JANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY
JANNY JANNY JANNY

Will give my fleshlight to you for free

Unfortunately I already ejaculated a massive load deep inside it

*runs up and wedgies janny*

they say he does it for free

que bono?
hmmmmmmmm

JANN'D
A
N
N
'
D

>Complete opposite mate
>it is the other way around here
>that's right

What? Which one is it then?
Economics looks more difficult and respectable

I wonder what compelled him to do that

I think I've discovered evidence of ancient time travel lads

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>Was about to explore another country and gain valuable experience and knowledge
>Turns out some cunt has done it before I thought of it
>Ah well shitposting on /brit/ it is

>>68372039
its ok ill give it a rinse

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>Disgusting

>Thought he was Alt-Right

Was in a good conversation in the other thread, and now that will NEVER be resurrected thanks to the janny. How much does he get paid for this shit? Give him a rise - hell, multiply his salary tenfold, because the current wage is not enough to attract a high calibre candidate.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Really makes you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYmyrmP2Aw

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ah yes

I wonder if I've ever done anything that nobody has ever done before.

real sundance kid, that janny fella...

>>68372067
Econ has a lower grade boundary where I am and plenty of people do it without having done a level maths (read:runts). Contrasted with finance in which the vast majority have done maths

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>when GenY buzzs in but doesn't know the answer

>>68372103
John Maus second from left on bottom row?

>>68372075
it's the complete mystery of it, the fact that you couldn't research it if you wanted to, it would give a special kind of thrill finding things

Would unironically buy a 4chan pass if they sorted out the fucking word filters and got rid of the abysmal nanny that gets upset at British threads being slightly more regular than other generals.

They can get fucked until that point though.

>>68372122
good post

*drinks from the hairy cup*

>>68372103
would shag pink hair

>>68372119
FUCK I hate millennials

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>New Years party
>everyone starts kissing when the clock hits midnight
>everyone but me

>>68372091

you seem quite infatuated with her

Fail-safe new:

>>>/tv/77023007
>>>/tv/77023007
>>>/tv/77023007
>>>/tv/77023007

Can any of you lads imagine defending the comments you post on 4chan in a court of law? Statistics show that at least a few of us will probably have to do that at some point in the future desu.

>>68372116
You need maths for every bsc economics degree. I'm doing both, and the maths in finance is a lot easier to me.

>>68372116
>where I am

Majority of unis I'm looking at have high grade boundaries for Economics. Finance is usually lower and lumped in with something else like Banking/Accounting

Tbh
Smh
Senpai

Need to have these phrases properly restored, chinkmoot has no mandate for their banning

>>68372130
No m8 you've just made that up and begun to masturbate furiously over the idea. The fact is YOU have never been to these places, in the REAL world. The abstract fact that someone else has isn't a substitute to absolute cretin

>>68372167
>he doesn't get to kiss all his cousins and aunts
lmao nice prude culture

>>68372167

doesn't sound like the NYE parties I've never been too

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I like how the pakis look a bit inbred

>>68372183
https://youtu.be/C3BbzWimtYI

>>68372103
dumfries is in there somewhere

>>68372188
Alri lad well I go to one of the top uni's for finance while it's relatively mediocre for Econ so that probably explains it.

>>68372183
>Can any of you lads imagine defending the comments you post on 4chan in a court of law?
Umm sweetie I'm not a rorke so I've nothing to fear.

>>68372183

I'd rather be held in contempt of court then explain some of the drivel I come out with desu.

>>68372091
bumble?

>Australian pound(until 1966, replaced by theAustralian dollar)
>Canadian pound(until 1859, replaced by theCanadian dollar)
>New Zealand pound(until 1967, replaced by theNew Zealand dollar)

I think pathology is the ultimate autism career
>work exclusively with non-chatty people
>get to cut them up
>it's interesting work

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>cum all over pubes
>10 mins later pull out massive thick globs of white jellied jizz

>>68372167
>go to new years thing
>m8s ex gf is there and asking me to be her new years kiss

panic.jpg

>>68372256
Pics. x

WOULD have built an empire lasting centuries a thousand years ago lads
SHAN'T be doing that though now seems to have been done
WILL be shitposting in /brit/ though

Tomi Lahren is my 3D waifu

>>68372254
Why would you cut people you sick fuck

>>68372243
>British pound(unit 2021, replaced by theReichsmark)

>>68372224
Haha what an absolute runt, glad I'm nothing like that desu.

>>68372273
Sick fuck

>you forget to wash your bumcrack in the shower and dry out the crack first with the towel when you step out
>only realize this after you've gotten dressed

wishy washy day for me

WOULD have climbed Everest 1000 years ago with nothing but the clothes on my back
SHAN'T be doing that now, some wankers done it
WILL be posting on /brit/

>>68372243
What dickheads

the so-called "lib dem surge"

think a paddy put a hex on me

have yet to have one of the "select wheel" captchas work

>>68372307
why is it ALWAYS amerifats that make posts like this ahaha

>>68372290
phoneposters OUT OUT OUT

keep seeing prime numbers everywhere

15°C in my flat lads haha

>>68372243
Nt sure why they wanted their own meme money

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>Sick fuck

>>68372348
I haven't had a shower for over a week 2bh

>tfw never get to explore continents afresh with explorer lads
I have such an inquisitive mind and soul....pity it is wasted in today's cynical world

>>68372307
>drying the crack first

So you're just gonna rub that residual crack juice all over the rest of your body as you dry yourself?

Even if you had 'cleaned' your anus?

disgusting

The baddies of the early 19th century were the French
The baddies of the early 20th century were the Germans
The baddies of the early 21st century will be the ..................


note that the trend seems to be nationalist, militaristic and expansionist dictatorships

my guess it'll be Russia or Turkey

>>68372375
That's a cold flat

why did humans turn out smarter than any other species on earth?

>>68372183
Most of my posta contradict eachother so it shouldnt be hard

>>68372183
Most of it is nonsensical drivel , posting images and arguing with people about things

>>68372399
check your pocket

>>68372397
For you

>>68372256
Cannot understand why people masturbate.

>>68372412
If I warmed your flat, would you die?

>>68372394
you were the bad guys of the 19th century

>>68372369

see fractals and 4d hypercubes when I take a massive shit

how does a uni year abroad work? is it just for rich normies?

>>68372403
"So it says here that you called someone an autistic nigger. What drove you to use racist and ableist language? Are you aware that this is a criminal offence?"

>>68372429
fuck off frog England did nothing wrong

>>68372394
Wish I had your black and white world view kiddo, *takes a drag on cigarette* sometimes life isnt that simple and you just gotta do what you can *flicks cigarette butt to ground, stamps on it* maybe we'll meet again and you'll have re-evaluated your position *pulls hat over face, tucks hands into pockets and walks away slowly*

>>68372394
China desu

>>68372429
Britain have always been the good guys

Napoleon was a manlet runt that needed a good Wellington booting

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Is this poley or just another similar looking inbred?

>>68372394

the "bad guys" are whoever loses

>>68372392
how juicy is your crack after a wash? i do a thorough job in the shower and i can tell you, there is no residual crack juice

>>68372400
this is the GOAT strategy

>>68372488
damn...

Guy who works at mail sorting office in Italy here
Had to dispatch literal hundreds of letters and packages for the UK just in half an afternoon, I cannot believe how rapidly and exponentially the volume is increasing near Chr*stmas
Also scary to see how many Britons have silently infiltrated Italy

>>68372450
"You seem to refer a lot to a 'shart in mart', care to explain these comments?"

you're so beautiful, with an edge and charm
and so careful when i'm in your arms

>>68372508
italy is extremely underrated

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>>68372488
>tfw Remainers and Hillary will be remembered as bad guys

loving it

>>68372392
Also questioning that yanks post, the way I dry goes like this

Upper body > rub my hair a bit but not so much the towel is ringing > legs > bollocks > arsecrack

>>68372464

his ears don't seem to stick out that much

they all look the same ffs

just done a bangers and mash

NOT BAD BRITS!!!

Who are Britain's top 5 closest friends?

>>68372515
Time for a wank then.

>>68372551
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/732082/Trump-Churchill-statue-removed-White-House-Barack-Obama

Does anyone elses anus make audible noises randomly that sound like your stomach growling

>>68372551
usa
australia
canadal
new zealand
portugal or norway not sure which

is that lad who knows about the irish' genetically deformed pectoral muscles here? i would like to know more about that

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>>68372565

>>68372545
Patrician drying order right here

>>68372586
ya mums cunt

>>68372537
what did you mean by this?

>>68372599
Post your lewdest Karen.

>>68372551
canada
aus
usa
nz
norway

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>british "people" eat this and call americans fat

>sleeping average 4 hours a night
s'not good

>>68372545
but do you use the towel more than once?

i don't really know much about anything

>>68372615

dove abiti fra?

>>68372394
jews
jews
jews

btw janny is a twat and does it for FREE

>>68372637
I sleep 12 hours a night

>m'icrosoft

>>68372595
Yeah I'm here. What exactly do you want to know?

Im actually handsome and very well liked by women. Very good in bed.

t. virgin loser

LADS
earlier today someone told me the royal family is actually German, what happened to the REAL royal family?

>>68372551
Australia
The United States
Portugal
Canada
Saudi Arabia

>>68372645
Of course not.

>>68372655
you depressed nigga

>>68372461
good post

>>68372648
nel sud della pianura padana

Monster Energy

>>68372394
Typical brit delusion

>>68372669

deposed in 1066

>>68372676
tell me something i dont know

>>68372673
how often do you shower then

>>68371985
*drinks coffee at 8:25PM*

i will be around for a while, lads. gimme a ring a ding a ling if y'all need me

>>68372595
'twas just a theory

>>68372669
Back in the days, most royal families were from Germany, anon

>>68372700
I only shower once, in the morning or I'll feel disgusting through the day.

>>68372676
>>68372655
>>68372637
>tfw so depressed that even on prozac I sleep 10+ hours a day
not looking good

>>68372669
the norman yoke

met my gf at dans le noir

>>68372669
got shot in the eye by a Frenchman in 1066

which was 950 years ago woah

>>68372694
what does that mean
>>68372723
do NOT believe you.

>>68372669
England is just a Germanic vassal lad

>dropped my phone
>it restarts and now displays a 24 hour clock
hmmm

The average person takes approximately 1.4 showers per day.

>>68372725
antidepressants are a shit meme

>>68372738
time flies mate

>>68372740
literally very basic history english history lad

>>68372764
done two today. fucked my fleshlight in both

>>68372764
i shower once or twice a week unless im going out

>>68372764
how do you take 40% of a shower haha

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>tfw most important test of my career tomorrow
>tfw already wanked to traps for the 3rd time today

>>68372772
aren't taught any English history
>american education

Kid at school had a nut allergy so we used to get out a packet of nuts and pretend to chuck them at him, causing him to writhe about in panic because it was very possible that they could kill him. Those were the days /brit/, those were the days.

>>68372764

showering is such a white people thing

>>68372663
is there a genetic advantage to it? because i have it pretty badly and i am of the shit diaspora. the left is significantly smaller than the right and the right's middle portion near the chest center has a jagged border

>>68372790
Time well spent of I'm honest lad haha

lads how do you talk to girls on twitter? just reply to a bunch of stuff before sending a message or just straight up DM
I don't know how this works

>>68372669
Theyre all related in one way or another, the old English saxon one had descendants who married the Norman kings and German kings, all comes back around in the end.

>>68372724
are you telling me you go through seven towels a week boy

>>68372815
Just be yourself.

>>68372789
pommie shower counts as .2
splashing water on your armpits and face counts as .4

>>68372765
t. never been truly depressed

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>qt petite uni girl stumbles and falls into me on the train today
>i catch her to keep her balance
>she smiles up at me and does cute giggle and says thanks and blushes
>she walks away
>I'll never see her again
>Shes probably some lads gf

>>68372687
Are you a character from Benvenuti al sud

>>68372804
Best option is to neck yourself

resinstate the glorious house of wessex to the throne

>>68372804
Not actually that guy at all, you've just been rused.

>>68372832
Yes, I have OCD though. (the non meme version) I go through more than seven towels for different purposes tho.

>>68372848
Cena?

What was the war of of the roses all about if the king was a German cunt?

>have a headache and can't masturbate

help

>>68372725
>>68372839
I was diagnosed with major depressive disorder a few months ago.
Anti-Depressants are shown to have nothing more than a placebo affect, the only thing that actually helps people with depression is the hope given from these anti-depressants, there is nothing about them that helps depression besides that.
That said, a lot of people don't understand that depression is biological, its not just personality or outlook.

>>68372852
this 2bqh

NEED TO FUCKING MOVE TO LONDON NOW!!!!!!

dont tell me its shit. ive been tehre and its great for wealthy normies

i use the same towel for a month fpr showering

cant be bothered

>>68372740
Willem van Oranje was from Nassau, today in Germany
Ferdinand I of Bulgaria was from some minor German house
Greek king during WWI was from some German house too
Wilhelm II of Germany, George V of the UK and Tsar Nicholas of Russia were cousins
Our empress was Austrian

>>68372917
please never post again

>>68372804
As i said, it was just a theory, always seems to be shallow, narrow and sometimes crooked. To be honest i think the left is smaller probably because you use your right arm more. The jagged is normal, probably means you dont have much body fat if you can notice it.

>>68372895
two parts of the french house of plantagenent fighting over who gets to oppress the english first, then a welsh lad wins

>>68372929
my bad

>>68372848
thank you for the advice, my Ancestral Brother

>68372869
neck yourself

>>68372917
mate never post again please

>>68372917
please don't post ever again

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I'm a New Rightist lads

Whats cunnilingus lads

>>68372977
*tips*

>>68372917
after showering you are supposed to be clean, i don't see a problem with this at all.

>>68372841
>on a train to Central, packed tight with wageslaves and uni students
>train does the funny 1 second of braking thing where you think at first it's fine but then the deceleration continues and you lose your footing a bit
>everyone does the one step balance catching movement
>hapless Chinese uni fella with a poster tube slightly bumps some Chinese uni girl
>she turns around and starts chewing him out, in English at first, then Mandarin (I guess)
>telling him he should have fucking apologised, she could have been hurt, doesn't he know to be more considerate
It was shocking to see unfold. The poor guy... truly women are the most dangerous animal

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>>68372256
>not holding the tip of your foreskin closed while you are squirting then emptying the cummies into the bin

>>68372989
A town in the midlands

>>68372989
people that can talk really well.

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>>68372977
>((((civic)))) nationalism

Good good. We must be inclusive to our non-white friends. Racism is bad.

>>68373020
that's a good way to make cheese

>>68372995
yeah idk either. always thought 10-20 days is normal. I go a month without washing because I live alone now and don't have mommy to wash my towels every 10 days

>>68372989

an Irish airline

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>>68372900
Yeah I get it cyclically, every 3 months
It's supposed to help the cycles but nothing yet

Well see in a few months though

>>68373049
Lol

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>>68372934
no, i mean it is smaller in that it doesn't reach the center (image). i'll keep looking into it

>>68373021
>>68373025
>>68373049
Ok whats tribadism

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>>68372977
>alt right trying to actively distance themselves from the ones making their semite masters angry now

might post my arsehole

>>68372977
Never liked the Alt-Right since it included people like Gavin and Milo.

>>68372599
really need a picture of Karen doing a wee if you have one spare lad

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Why are blacks still dumber than whites in every developed country?

Let me guess. Their homicide rates are also much higher than whites in the UK as well?

so if the royal family isnt British, why are they royals? seems like a waste, could turn the castle into a theme park or something.

>alt-right

F O Y
O
Y

>>68373108
My mum says Trudeau might be a meme in some respects but his administration has done very well so far.

>>68373030
>We must be inclusive to our non-white friends. Racism is bad.
What's wrong with that?

If we bring in nonwhites to conservative ways of thinking, the Left can't use identity politics and "racism!" buzzwords as weapons to silence us any more

>>68373013
>on the underground
>hot and humid as fuck
>the one window at the end of the carriage is closed
>consider going to it but some paki has two massive suitcases blocking half the way
>other half is blocked by two very loud German women
>get orked up enough to go and try
>three more people get on, stand directly in front of me , thus blocking me in
was fuming

Milo Yiannopolous is funny and smart

Got part time work at Tescos lads.
First job.
Nerve-wracking business

>>68373134
because the powers that be ruined Cromwell's republic

>>68373137
your mum sounds hip

>>68373110
Reminded me of a nice 45 minutes long video I've got of girls weeing at a festival, might have a watch and wank

>>68373173
She knows her way around facebook and whatsapp

eating marmite with a spoon

>>68373061
Hmmmm, that jagged doent look normal. About not reaching the centre- centre pecs are developed more by aerobics and fitness training, outside by weights and lifting things.

>>68373035
it's how the creator of skips discovered their flavour

>>68373183
How old is she?

>>68373183
And my dick

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what choons are you listening to?

>>68373205
what the FUCK

>>68373175
wee is objectively the best fetish

>>68373210
https://open.spotify.com/album/2NauBynslhNjePGjGcN202

>>68373221
virus do not click

>>68373210
despise this image

I also have OCD and I just don't bother using towels

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first sip of the day

>>68372977
The Alt Right ethno-nationalists, NatSoc, stromfront crowd basically wants to actually be the racist boogeyman that SJWs pretend that normal right wingers are.

seems like a daft idea tbqh

>>68373185
alri mimsy

https://youtu.be/NB4kPUoUvlU?t=1m11s

>>68373235
wish mayonnaise didnt taste so shit abroad

>68373210
absolutely hate you as a poster. you only want (You)'s and you post this every night

>>68373241
>normal right wingers
everyone is racist anon

>>68373210
Ned tunes

My life has gotten to the stage where I feel like a badman for still being up at 2am

what the fuck

>>68373241
I wouldn't be surprised if some sort of leftist organization or wealthy individual stood up these strawmen in the first place

>>68372977
this is so fucking stupid

>>68373260
and you post this reply every night, absolutely hate you as a poster if im honest.
>>68373226
sorry i'll delete it

>>68373210
doing a bit of depression to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_jXhoaxxlA

>>68373255
Less seman in the foreign ones eh?

i keep a separate towel for the arse

Decided to make a Twitter account, have one from 2011 but didn't like name

Except all the fucking names are taken

Are there no four letter name handles left?

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>>68373279
>/pol/ 2 years ago
>gas the kikes race war now

>/pol/ today
>RACISM IS BAD WLECOME REFUGEES

there is no point to nationalism if it is not based on ethnicity and culture.

desu why are british people so gross

>>68373183
No matter HOW many times I tell the 'rents to google their computer problems they always phone me to ask first

might turn gay and see if they disown me desu

>>68373322
>there is no point to nationalism if it is not based on ethnicity and culture.
then why do people say "The white race"?

>>68373321
>Are there no four letter name handles left?
people literally sell those for thousands

>>68373233
Like its the same for everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKpflHueZAk

>>68373297
abysmal post

im nackered

prefer to use the roommates towel for my ass

>>68373210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gR7UyEGK2s

>>68373342
Bender

>>68373110
hahaha

>>68373342
>might turn gay and see if they disown me desu
good idea for a movie d e s u
who should we cast as the young gay by choice fella?
and the parents?

I just use my hand to clean my arse its easier

>68373370
dont EVER reply to me again.

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>>68373356

love this song, heard a different version though

>>68373309
wouldnt want to lose out on protein

>>68373397
virgin

are the Infowars supplements any good?

>>68373110
>lewd karens
don't have any, sorry

anyone have a last.fm here

stow the arse towel under the sink

What's the coldest climate you've braved?

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>>68373414
thats it...
*winds up a very big punch!*

Do girls often shag guys on the first night of a date?

>>68373322
>/pol/ 2 years ago
>was a satirical fringe community so could be as outrageous and provocative as they wanted
>/pol/ today
>are a larger community made up of viewpoints from all walks of life and can directly influence real-world politics by tapping into internet momentum, and therefore have to maintain acceptable public relations and have a somewhat welcoming public image to outsiders looking to be redpilled

looks like the community grew up and advanced to their radical right potential while unironic racist autists like you are bitter about it

>>68373434
The gfs snatch after she got me cheating again

>>68373434
Winnipeg was fucking cold

>>68373438
If it's a "date" then the shagging is not too likely to occur if she thinks you're boyfriend material

If she is shagging you after a first meeting, then it's mostly for one night only things

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>>68373422
ye
/mu/ autists come @ me

I am now commencingy wank to karen, with some Aya and Alice too

>>68373438
Yes very frequently

Do americans use a cloth on a stick to clean their ass because they're so fat?

Having dinner

>>68373466
Good lad, keep us updated x

>>68373476
i only know about 20 or so that do desu

>>68373442
I'm bitter that /pol/ has been infiltrated by newfag redditors.

>>68373459
yeah maybe in the 1950s grandad

ABSOLUTELY NEED TO FUCKING MOVE TO LONDON

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How large is the overlap between anime enthusiasts (especially the "cute girl" kind) and closet nonces?

>>68373534
rasheed

So remember last night I was complaining about prices of a replacement screen for a Lumia 925? Well, I managed to bargain with an ebay seller to get it for £20 instead of £30. Can't wait to get back Windows Phone. Jesus Christ, Android is incredibly ugly.

>>68373390
the beast from the chaser is probably the best physical fit for me la

the rents can be the dursleys from harry potter except the one who isnt dead

the movie can be an allegory about how technology isnt to be feared

>>68373464
hmmm I see you have much more obscure taste than me
shan't be posting mine now

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>>68373537
practically the same

>>68373511
everyone starts out as a newfag, it should normalise after a while
The jew stuff did get a bit old though tbqh imo

>>68373537

huge

probably worse than trekkies

>>68373488
Penis isnvery hard can feeel this is going to be a big one

>>68373493
I want to fuck Karen

>>68373550
really? its literally all over the place also i don't think alicia keys or pink floyd is really obscure is it

>>68373534
Hope you have a lot of money chap

>>68373537
absolutely huge

t. kids football coach

>>68373577
yeah but I've never actually heard of anything else on the chart

>>68373582
I do

>Implying I recognise album covers

>>68373620
>roleplaying again

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found this very funny picture on the world wide web

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>the white race

I think my graphics card is corrupt. Theres these green glitch lines. Everytime I try to reinstall new drivers , it restarts itself when booting. What can I try?

>>68373627
I really do though. Never earned a penny myself but my dad is an executive of a fortune 500 company and gives me 15k every year as a way to avoid it getting taxed through his will

>>68373652
suicide

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>>68373606
come on mate don't be a pussy

>>68373651
Calm down dearie.

>>68373652

install gentoo

>>68373620
Alrai then, tune of £5-20 million good for you?

>>68373606
don't really do it on purpose i swear

>>68373652
>reinstall new drivers
textbook error

>>68373677
nice

>>68373683
how can a skin colour be a race
it makes zero sense

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>>68373667
alright

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What did he mean by this?

Business idea: make a shitty shallow film like avatar except with 4D and watch it become number 1 at box office

>>68373753
eat slugs

>>68373710
>>68373662
Thanks

>>68373760
SILENCE

>>68373702
not that rich

fishy fannies

HARRY

>>68373723
this is more obscure imo

>>68373802
DID YOU

HOWEVER

Never read harry potter and don't think I'm missing out either

https://soundcloud.com/parrot-jungle-95/the-birds-and-the-bees

Literally the best intro of all time

>>68373843
its essential preteen reading material

>>68373843

I went to the Yale University bookstore and bought and read a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing.

But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now read only J.K. Rowling, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than reading nothing at all? If Rowling was what it took to make them pick up a book, wasn't that a good thing?

It is not. "Harry Potter" will not lead our children on to Kipling's "Just So Stories" or his "Jungle Book." It will not lead them to Thurber's "Thirteen Clocks" or Kenneth Grahame's "Wind in the Willows" or Lewis Carroll's "Alice."

Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.