From Here to Eternity edition
Gays stay out
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, THEY'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
>>68370891
Good thing I like traps and not men
>>68370891
haha
IT'S TOO EARLY
ABANDON THE THREAT BEFORE HE WHO CONSUMES POUCH OF HEAT
Either homosexuality is a mental illness or a choice and either way you are a fucking faggot
>>68370915
Those are men. And you know that. But you think you're being funny or clever, when you're really just being a shit head.
>I like men dressed up as girls
>no Im not gay
>9 days of rain ahead
Guess I'll find out if i like rain as much as i think.
>>68370956
I think you're projecting a bit
>>68370915
Bisexuals are gay too idiot
>>68370925
That's a girl
Traps are not girls
>>68370968
its gonna be comfy as FUCK
>>68370959
I don't have to take this from someon living within the boarders of California
>>68370983
>bisexuals are gay
I thought they were bisexual :^)
>>68370998
I think so too, but i dont think I've ever experienced a micro monsoon season
Remember
I don't think you understand:
Man+Man=gays
Man+Woman=straight
Man+Man+Woman=sluts
Man+Trap=Gods chosen (completely straight) people
>be Conneticunt
>be gay
>cant even spell borders correctly
Reminder that as we get closer to Christmas, the fag posting will rise.
This is because they are shunned by their families for being faggots. And rightfully so. Thus they will act out even more in order to distract themselves from that bottle of pills, that razor blade, that rope.
Don't reply to them. Filter the key fag words. And with any luck a few of them will decide to stop delaying the inevitable and kill themselves this holiday season.
I hate this generation desu, if you were a "trap" in 1916 you'd probably be executed on the spot
>>68371063
Who are you talking about?
Man and Woman = straight
Woman + Woman = How god intended it to be
Man + Man = Harem
Man + Trap = gayer than gay
Bisexual + man = Gay
>>68371087
Connecticunt
>>68371106
>Man + Man = Harem
Out fag
>>68370976
Projecting has nothing to do with what I posted. You default to the cliche fag defense when you have no real response.
Now fuck off.
>>68371106
Haram*
We need to return to a type of government like the Commonwealth under Cromwell
Who keeps making these? Why?
https://youtu.be/sNejn9ZD54I
>>68371116
Is there another one? because I'm not gay
>>68371106
>Man + Man = Harem
true colors showing huh?
>>68371130
make me
>I hate this generation desu
>poster telling me to wash hands with 100C water
What did they mean by this?
>>68371078
Deus Vult mane
>>68371106
>Woman + Woman = How god intended it to be
are you 14 and still too insecure to watch straight porn yet or something?
>>68371163
Its what you get for being a filthy metric user
>>68371149
I don't know, i'm not op and dont use redditflags.
>I love traps, but Im not gay
My only friend is my old barbie doll
>>68371182
t. Homosexual and probably a pedo too
>>68371184
Too bad it actually works as a measurement system
>>68371194
Anime traps aren't gay bud
>>68371237
Wash your face in 100 degree water
>I have no rebuttal so i'll post a picture of a man in a fedora to justify why your post is shit
Man, /cum/ is fucking garbage during the day.
Can't wait til it's bedtime for these bonzos
>Anime traps aren't gay bud
>>I have no rebuttal so i'll post a picture of a man in a fedora to justify why your post is shit
>>68371228
>barbie doll
Stop taking dicks up your butt
>>68371264
It's a meme u dip
>>68371296
I think you're crossing your streamsn bud
>>68371295
It's shit at night too though, the difference is less shitposting makes it more tolerable.
Anybody got opinions on Vancouver/UBC? Considering it for grad school.
>>68371334
is this how gays are actually?
Right, that's it. I'm moving to northern Alberta and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>68371334
is this hetalia
i don't watch enough anime to know
>I think you're crossing your streamsn bud
>>68371295
Me on the left
>>68371359
>>68371378
No
>>68371380
Wow you know I was only trying to help man
>>68371378
its Keijo
So this is how an American thread looks like at /int/. Good to know.
>>68371426
I swear its you sissy Finns with proxies
>>68370845
Stop making white children.
>>68371341
>Vancouver
Do you like chinks?
>>68371426
it's not usually this straight
>>68371426
>>68371440
Don't worry
I'll make African American/Slavic children
>>68371455
>he
I find authoritarian forms government rather arousing (but not all, commies are shit)
Fascism and Protestant Theocracies get me going
>>68371446
I do, in fact.
>>68371437
I swear you no. We simply don't sound like that.
>>68371476
>>68371426
Some literal faggot keeps stirring the conversation because he wants to feel special because mommy and daddy do not love him
>I find authoritarian forms government rather arousing
>Fascism and Protestant Theocracies get me going
>>68371494
What's wrong with you? Not even Chink people like other chinks.
>Some literal faggot keeps stirring the conversation because he wants to feel special because mommy and daddy do not love him
>I find authoritarian forms government rather arousing (but not all, commies are shit)
>Fascism and Protestant Theocracies get me going
it's actually pretty decent
She might be a batshit-insane SJW, but god damn Laci Green is fucking hot.
>>68371518
>Mexico-tier Morality
Are you sure that is China?
African American culture
>>68371601
That shirt he wearing makes it funnier
>>68371605
Yes, Mexico can't be as bad as China in terms of morality.
Stop shitting in toilets.
>>68371601
>almost 30
dropped
>Eh anon can you grab some milk out of the fridge?
>>68371678
>no expiry tab thing in the slot
What is that? The fucking Thunderdome?
>"Seig Heil" I screamed as I plunged my penis into my young virgin wife who had just been married to me at the local Reformed Church
This would be possible if Oliver Cromwell was our Fuhrer
>>68371678
I only see bags of milk in rural quebec small mom&pop grocers
>>68371678
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68371678
Why do they put it in bags though?
>"Seig Heil" I screamed as I plunged my penis into my young virgin wife who had just been married to me at the local Reformed Church
>This would be possible if Oliver Cromwell was our Fuhrer
>>68371735
To confuse Americans mostly.
>>68371735
it's way more efficient in terms of volume/storage
CHARGE!!
Tell me about African-Canadians
Today I found a black guy named Charles hahaha
>>68371735
Lasts longer, easier to carry and store
really it's better than a jug/carton in every way
I have $10000 saved, what should I spend it on?
>>68371770
They're chiller then African-Americans
>>68371761
>Store milk in bags
>Have to use a jug once you open it, taking up more space on top of your bag holder
>No easily sealed cap
>>68371770
99% irrelevant.
>really it's better than a jug/carton in every way
Can someone/cum/ify this
>>68371812
No
>>68371798
Less waste though
>Diversity and POCs rock! xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GuOjXYl5ew
How does it feel knowing that I could come to your town and find lots of girls willing to have sex with me, not because I'm any better than you (I'm really not), but simply because of my English accent?
imagine doing this
Imagine your friends walking in on you doing this
>>68371798
>Have to use a jug once you open it
wot
>taking up more space on top of your bag holder
Objectively speaking, the bag holder takes about as much space as a carton. However, while you have one bag in a bag holder, the other ones can be stored without taking very much room at all, whereas if you have several unopened cartons then they take up a lot of room.
>No easily sealed cap
If you really drink milk so slowly as to be unable to finish a single bag before it starts going bad, you can just put a twist-tie around it and seal it that way.
>>68371846
I watch these every year and it's always a waste of my time
>>68371853
>brits unironically believe this
lmao
>>68371853
Nobody would fuck such an ugly piece of shit like you
Not bothered because you're probably some North English inbred freak or a Paki with a london accent
>>68371833
Please
>>68371846
I really hate this song
>>68371518
the reason why they pass and even double tap is because the chinese laws for shit like this are so bad you can be paying for life for the victim so it is better to kill them serve time and even get acquitted sometimes than to help
>>68371846
What went wrong with "JewT*be"?
>>68371812
>>68371911
>making CIDF excuses
Sad!
>>68371921
>Mexico's the effeminate one
Pffffthahaha
>>68371932
What's wrong with that?
>>68371882
>>68371894
Literally tried and tested lads, but keep living in denial.
>>68371898
Make sure to give me my (You) next time you scoundrel, and for the record you're wrong, I am a white midlander with an RP accent.
>>68371919
Jewgle bought it.
>>68371956
nice proof lad
>Make sure to give me my (You) next time you scoundrel, and for the record you're wrong, I am a white midlander with an RP accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahxNSmmN4m4
Groovy
>>68371921
switch canada and mexico
left guy looks like the fucking cartel in battle armor
>>68371932
to be fair rescuing drowning people is a risk since they can pull you down. Id jump in and save her.
>When you throw the British (You)'s into the harbor
Britts gotta work for a you here
gonna have a wank lads
>>68371952
>Chink drowning
>other chinks just take pictures
>a foreigner has to save a chink in chinkland
>What's wrong with that?
Huang...
>when you throw the british into the harbor
Brits out
>>68372059
>can't swim
>going near water
>expecting others to rescue you
>just assuming those people there could swim
Wheres the Mexicans
>>68371977
>>68371984
>>68372028
>>68372055
>>68372070
>>68372090
Literally all can't handle the fact that North American women crave the BBC (big British cock).
>>68372111
beheaded
>>68372111
>Wheres the Mexicans
Right here
>>68372104
>>68372090
>>68372070
>>68372055
>>68372111
You have to listen closely for the *thunk*
>>68372111
Who's Mexico?
>Literally all can't handle the fact that North American women crave the BBC (big British cock).
>>68372111
BajaChan gave me an unprovoked (you) so I'm set for Mexicans.
>>68372132
Everyone give this Mexican the (You)'s the brit thinks he deserves
>>68372132
Is wild turkey a good whiskey?
>>68372059
>saving people is an obligation
>>68372111
>>68372125
yo
>>>/brit/
>>68372147
people don't do this, do they?
>>68372172
more like >>>/shit/
>>68372132
Hey brit, watch as I give this mexicana a you and not you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk_dPOdTgUw
>>68372173
Sometimes I have dreams about a girl i've never met and it hurts when I wake up
MA-RINES
THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR YOU
MARINES
THEY'RE DYING FOR YOU
MA-RINES
>Gays and women unironically suck penises
Can't make this shit up
>>68372217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg
huh, that's a lot of dicks in one song
>>68372132
(u)
>>68372248
>Gays and women both like getting penetrated by dicks
LMAO FAGS
>>68372132
>>68372248
>implying you don't want to suck your own dick at least once
>>68372248
When women and homos are sucking a mans penis, do they ever stop and think "This is kinda gay"?
if I create an anime/girl persona, can I roll in the (you)'s on /int/ too?
>>68372260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPNX9WBw1rs
Good ole David Allan Coe says how it is.
Californians don't deserve (You)'s
>>68372312
Not unless you are a qt senorita.
>>68372155
>>68372203
>>68372205
>>68372268
>>68372294
Fell right into my trap like the runts you are, me and the Mexican have been working together from the start.
~~~~~~~~heeeeyy gaise im a gurlll XD
>>68372312
How much of a sad, miserable, pathetic person do you have to be to seek attention from people you don't even know?
>>68371401
But Patton didn't defeat the nazis ???
>>68372312
If you are happy with me.
Um... Thank (You), /cum/
@68372353
fuckin loser lol
>>68372358
Move along pardna we have our one girl here already.
still aint gent any fucking you ya old tranny
>>68372358
B E L L I N G H A M ! ! !
I hope this manga never ends
hello, I am a girl
>>68372389
no problema
>>68372434
ptogtfo
>tfw really small hands and skinny ayylmao fingers
>>68372434
See >>68372402
the experiment was a success
I got two (you)'s after assuming a female avatar
>>68372472
Shut up you twiggy alien dick
>>68372472
Are you white, anon?
Just asking.
>>68372360
>pic related
we have one of those in our thread right now.
>>68372489
Yes and not only are my hands small and skinny, but covered in hair
>>68372491
>pic related
>>68372491
I realize that, I don't even know why people pay attention to namefags
Why are Canadians so cute?
>You will never have big hands with THICC sausage fingers
>>68371605
>Mexico tier morality
Nah I dont think so, maybe narcos.
>>68371666
Agreed, chinese have no soul.
>>68372530
We're your little brother.
>>68372522
>>68372527
let me know when you get the answer, because to me it defeats the purpose of an >>68372532
anonymous board
>>68372530
Oh man, the things I'd do with laser eyes
>>68372560
>>68372532
want to trade? I know a mexican doc. but you will have dark hands. I cant play games like love live with big fingers.
>>68372530
qt Canadians
>>68372570
>anime figurine not front and center
terrible
If you don't have thicc wrists you're low test, is this true?
>>68372612
Maybe the object is another anime figurine
>>68372625
if you have thick wrists you're a fucking fatass
>>68372580
Sorry, it's just a fact.
>>68372661
WTF? I hate canada now!
>>68372642
>>68372651
runts
>>68372661
>Being this tsundere
Canada deserves to be bred
>>68372661
How do I make a whiskey and coke?
>>68372714
>USA not a brother
>>68372763
mix some gin and pepsi
>>68372702
>breeding your brother
Unite the Dakotas
Form the greatest state
>>68372794
more like the DULLEST state
>>68372714
>>68372661
>two fathers
so progressive
>>68372794
what a bunch of squares
>>68372774
You were disowned from the family for a treasonous rebellion against God, country, and King.
>>68372794
>wyoming right beside it
sorry but wyoming is objectively the best state.
Two more finals to go, I can't wait for this to be over.
>>68372851
>god
no
>country
fuck em
>king
Taxation without proper representation. George was no king
>>68372824
t. Squiggle
>>68372808
t. Uptight and scared of the freezing point
>>68372858
t. Never been to Wyoming
>>68372818
Loyalists are descended from their whore mother America who slept around with a couple guys.
C U C K E D
why are limeys so desperate for Big Strong American (you)'s?
Welcome to /cum/, what brings you here?
>>68372794
Idaho is the best state. One day I will move to Idaho and live in the mountains with my qt Mormon gf
>>68372901
He's a Paki who can't handle /brit/ probably.
>>68372905
business
HE'S GOING ALL OUT NOW FOR THAT YOU
>>68372905
>PIC RELATED
>>68372909
>Idaho
>Best State
>Idaho
>Mormons
>>68372875
it's true but i will one day
>Cornville native angered by prospect of people switching from Corn to potatoes
>Not posted for 25 (twenty-five) minutes and they're STILL talking about me
Wew, feels pretty good to be a /cum/ celebrity.
>>68372874
>God
Yes, the Monarch is the head of the church and several biblical passages, in both the old and especially new testaments, urge Christains to obey the Crown.
>Fuck em
Treason
>Taxation with....
All bullshit. America was an unlawful bed of sedition and costly wars with the Grench and Indians against the Crown's orders. America agreed to pay for the war they started then later reneged on their promises. When they still didn't get their way they moved the goalposts and cried to former enemy France for protection.
>>68372905
>there was a time Canadians didn't even need a passport to enter America
>we will never be that comfy again
I hate mudslimes
first time drinking my own bought whiskey
im a big boy :)
The people in /cum/ are nice.
>>68372968
the first settlers were protestants fleeing to the americas to escape persecution by the catholic (re: England's) church. Fuck off
hmmmm...
>>68372970
It was so nice to be able to enter and leave the US without feeling like you're in an Airport. No hassle or anything.
>>68372905
pleasure
>>68372932
Talk shit about Idaho and my future Mormon gf again and I'll knock the heck out of you
>friendship tries to talk to me
>don't know what to reply
>don't have snyrhing intetesting to say
>reply with "haha"
>he days yea, bye
I think I'm not destined to have friends
>>68373038
9/11 really ruined the world...
>>68373080
he says*
friend*
>>68372958
I live on the side of the state that ranches
Besides, corn is the savior of humanity
>>68373005
Holy shit you're dumb
It's the other way around and they weren't even the first English settlers in North America
Jamestown was settled by Protestants in 1607, they wanted to find gold like the Spaniards and suffered as a result of not bringing anything for food and being in general failures at everything they did
Plymouth was settled in 1620 by reformed protestants and other random individuals, though primarily by Puritans. They sought to live in a faraway land and seek to show the world how to properly live as good Christians
>>68373064
>Dating an Idahoe
You're gonna regret it bud
>>68373107
>>68373080
Dont worry. this isnt english class.
Just be yourself anon and find a friend with common hobbies
japanese comedian.
>>68373153
your government invented Anime and the cyberpunk sub-culture to limit the amount of breeding in your country so your people don't suffocate themselves.
>>68373147
>Just be yourself
bee urself
>>68373180
Just BC
as in B continium
>>68373147
we have common hobbies but when he brings up another topic I don't know what to say
>>68373147
*Don't
*This
*isn't
*anon, and
*hobbies.
>>68373080
You're not enforced to have friends tho.
just explained cultural marxism to my mother
>>68373212
Anon*
>>68373212
I am going to go agro on you one day.
>>68373224
did she revolutionalize the local pta?
>>68373217
but we are already friends, the thing is that I'm unable to keep them because I have nothing interesting.
Or I feel like they don't need me so I just never talk with them again
you people are terrible at shitposting
>>68373357
You should make friends with people who share your interests and hobbies
>>68373211
that means you need to get to know him better. it is you that is lacking in the friendship
Alright /cum/ it's question time.
Were you bullied in school?
leafs just scored lads 3-2 now
>>68373357
Or I feel like they don't need me so I just never talk with them again
So you feel like you're useless?
But that's completely normal.
You just need to remember who you are and why.
Also this>>68373463
>>68373492
I was the bully
>>68373492
To start I'll post the average Slav's experience.
>>68373492
I was Freshmen year, but I REEEEEE'd and got suspended for 3 days at the end of the year
No one messed with me for the rest of high school
>>68373492
A little but now I just realized it was banter all along
>>68373463
>>68373465
>>68373505
thank you
>>68373492
>>68373521
bit of both
>>68373492
>page 4
Apparently this brought up some bad memories for /cum/...
You couldn't have been any worse off than a Slav.
>>68373832
God damn it look at those qts I wish I were a Slav.
>>68373832
still better than my ghetto third world school
>TFW no big butt boypucci to deposit large loads of /cum/ in
Anybody here know this feel?
>>68373832
That looks like fun, would rather hang there than the nigger and spic infested schools in New York City
>>68373492
Yeah
I was the shy black kid
>>68373896
>shy black kid
Are you a weeb? Did you run like Naruto for a while?
>>68373896
Lol
How did fellow black students see you?
>>68373885
>>68373890
Long read, but enlightening to me none the less.
>>68373492
I was the bully. Now I'm both.
>>68373918
>Are you a weeb
Yes
>Did you run like Naruto for a while
N-no
>>68373942
They told I acted white
>>68373947
Wow, I hate black people now.
>>68373971
>acting white
so you are carlton...cool
>>68373947
Black anon
Can confirm
>>68373947
>DEY HALF BREED
I can't even think of how to respond to this
Must everyone here be racist all the time?
Anyone got a video of the knife-wielding autist in reno?
>>68374249
I'm trying to highlight the issue of black educational inequality shitlord.
>>68374302
why do you want a video of yourself?
>>68374302
>Be American
>try to stab people
>get shot
>>68374413
I just hope the SJW's don't wussify our police even more like they keep wanting to.
Imagine pic related being the "model" they want to adopt in Canada?
Fuck that.
>>68374492
>this early
>when the thread is this slow
Someone won't like this.
>>68374546
>>68374503
I mean when you start grandstanding about "diversity" in any workplace you are heading towards an incompetent and dived workplace. It's has been happening to our military and police forces...sorry police services for a while.
>>68374596
I didn't just mean that though, I'm talking about how people were saying things like we need to adopt the british policing style and not the american one. As if a bunch of unarmed cops are going to work here.
All Europeans are closet right wingers.
>>68374674
they totally would though. Cops rarely have to use their guns here
Be seated.
Men, all this stuff you hear about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of bullshit. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser.
You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would be killed in a major battle. Every man is scared in his first action. If he says he's not, he's a goddamn liar.
All through your army career you men have bitched about what you call 'this chicken-shit drilling.' That is all for a purposeāto ensure instant obedience to orders and to create constant alertness. This must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for a man who is not always on his toes. But the drilling has made veterans of all you men. You are ready!
An army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, and fights as a team. This individual hero stuff is bullshit. The bilious bastards who write that stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real battle than they do about fucking.
My men don't dig foxholes. The hell with that. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving.
Some of you men are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I don't want any messages saying 'I'm holding my position.' We're not holding a goddamned thing.
Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!'
.
>>68374720
I wish
>>68374724
>my nigger sense is tingling
No they wouldn't Jamal Al-Durka, we have guns in Canada at a much higher rate than the the UK and criminals actually use them.
>>68374791
what criminals lol?
most shootings in Canada are by cops
>Julian Assange has a bombshell to drop
>Wikileaks gets compromised late october
>Assange is missing, mass DDOS on DNS servers in the US
>Pizzagate comes out shortly after but is bashed to hell by MSM
>Suddenly "Fake News" becomes a new meme
wtf lads I don't like the world we're living in today
>>68374831
They mostly shoot immigrants in big cities, who cares if Ogumbo Bumbo Mugambe gets killed?
>>68374972
Why is Norway so high up
>>68375021
look at the picture you dumb fucking retard, it explains it right there
>>68375021
Low population and very high gun ownership rate per capita.
>>68373947
just read that all the way through
blacks really are like a different species
>>68375114
I feel kinda bad for them, they get stuck with that new-age SJW crap that just makes it worse for them in school.
>>68371605
you have a skewed vision of the mexican population my friend
>>68371934
>caring this much about that kind of things
thats called repressed homosexuality m8
WTF
>>68375630
What is it brother?
>>68375146
I would think, one that doesn't conflate solipsism with egoism, or equate what Stirner called tributary love with a necessary ethical impression on the individual by the world. Acting selfishly isn't the same as egoism. Egoistic behavior can also be something that resembles (what we define as) altruistic behavior. (And I think altruism in the Socratic-Judeo-Christian sense is a description of egoism wherein the purpose of its ethical foundation is a primary concern with the interest of the common person.)
>>68375605
This poster is now my waifu.
Anyone replying to this post without my permission is violating my NAP.
Uhhh so new thread or what?
>>68373492
I was the bully, elementary was hell for me