/brit/

>>68368263


>tfw woes admitted to having sex with other men

Reminder that EVERY single girl at uni with a bf back home has shagged multiple lads from uni

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>>68368263
Rate me lads

love talking to my loser friends

they tell me all about what losers they are and it makes me feel good

same reason I come here tbqh

>>68368314

What?

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Just the regular conversation

>>68368269
>t. virgin

seen your posts before.

he's here lads

just got warned lmao

>>68368336
Millenial Woes is bisexual and said he's had sex with men before.

conducting current business idea: protein and milk over weetabix, nutrigrain malt pieces and fibre cereal

i'd invest

I did STEM in uni, women weren't discouraged from doing STEM but they didn't want to because they thought it would damage their social cred or some bollocks.

>>68368326
>tfw shagged a lass and when i looked her up on facebook it said she was in a relationship and had a profile picture with her bf

felt a bit bad but oddly proud at the same time

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>>68368337

>>68368300
irrelevant nonsense

hr is a joke

So I decided on a suicide method, I am going to go for charcoal burning.

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WTF she's now a grime artist?

What did you have for dinner?

Me

>beef mushroom pot roast
>baked potatoes covered in gravy
>steamed dill carrots

What's the best country to buy a wife from lads?

>>68368387
good post

>>68368263
>fat gay 35 year old scottish neet

ah yes, a prime example of the alt right

!/brit/_virgin_status

>work hard then finish early then get payed less because you dont get payed for your full shift

Why is this acceptable?

>>68368337
"is that all he's gonna watch ;)"

the winky face is VITAL

>>68368364

Disgusting


Thought he was Alt-Right

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https://twitter.com/slagtits
private again

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Newsnight: Paris, Dublin, Madrid, Amsterdam, Frankfurt, Luxembourg, Malta, Bratislava all wooing London companies

>>68368263
knew this lad was fat.

knew it.

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>>68368366
>weet a bix

>>68368337

bot or honeytrapper

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Those Romans were alright.

>>68368423
He is mate.

>>68368326
Saw this happen multiple times, especially with girls who had "nerdy" boyfriends.

If the Europeans take all the jobs from London, will the Pakis follow the jobs to Europe?

>>68368337
You're talking to a bloke

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Just upgraded to an iphone 4, lads.
I've been dragged kicking and screaming into 2011.

the so called gypsy gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1481063784841.webm

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>Alex Jones
https://youtu.be/GInZ4oQhhzE

>>68368427
that tattoo is v bad

>>68368431
It'll all move to Edinburgh once the scotch go independent.

Thanks brexshiteers!

for someone with road rage who took 4 attempts to pass their test, I'm a fucking amazing driver now. barely have to look in front of me I just know when someone's turning or slowing down

>>68368397
Stir-fry from the Mongolian Wok here in Oxford.

It was okay.

>>68368326
i too witnessed this more than i care to remember.
worst part was seeing them get the train up to spend a few days with the gf when she had just done the deed the night previous

>>68368337
hey, who gave you permission to chat up my wife

edit: apparently my wife did, sorry about that

post dank nasheeds

Why are old working class people always moaning like fuck they can't be paid in mountains of gold for doing some simple repetitive task anymore.

chainsmoking roll ups in my dimly lit, top floor flat and listening to Kid A

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>>68368438
fuck

gotta kill myself over that one, WTF was i thinking hoily fuck i was thinking about what a dumb name it was in the kitchen reeeeeeeeee

ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUDwBk1oa8

>>68368427
horrid arse

>>68368468
looks like georgia

>>68368501
WTF a Mongolian takeaway I LOVE OXFORD NAO

Alcohol makes me a better person lads (not getting pissed, just slightly tipsy).

How do I deal with this?

>>68368504
why would anyone even bother trying to do a long distance relationship during uni

deserve everything they get tbqh

>>68368530
Because fuck you Tarquin. Pay people a proper wage you feudal cunt.

>>68368504
Lel I saw one who was on the phone to her bf going on about how much she loved him while the bloke she'd shagged on a night out was still asleep in her bed.

She's married to him now too, don't think he ever found out.

>>68368535
GAS
the
MOES
lads

>>68368553
"omg i love drunk anon"
"why can't you be like this more often"
"why are you so quiet normally?"

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I DEMAND a gf

>>68368553
You realiZe that you're wrong

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Dear <<TITLE>> <<LASTNAME>>

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great read

My name is unironically Rasheed.

>>68368566
Machine's can do it all now, them or the Chinese for 1/10th the price.

>>68368470
Wouldn't mind a pepe bf, Tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYdht0hg1ik

>>68368599
HOWLING

>>68368599
This is some impressive work

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the harem

>>68368585
No yank friend, I really am much better.

More sociable, better disposed towards my fellow man, and seemingly more attractive to the opposite sex as well.

I saw Brandon Schaub walking down Abbot Kinney sporting his Onnit fitted, Tebow original NY Jets jersey and a coat of concrete in his silver hair. I thought to myself 'that critter's got a shitter.' He went up to his Porsche, threw a couple chimp kettles bells in the back, put more fresh kelp in his hair and drove off. License plate read 'itsabeast'.
My friend beside me whispered 'was that Brandon Vera?' I said no, that's a whole different animal. It's interesting remarked my friend. 'For sure get your former MMA fighters sorted out' I told him. 'I didn't recognize him, it must have been the big brown slim down, he's body'd up now' he said as he adjusted his MeUndies.
Two weeks later we see Brandon and Joe Klopfenstein, who apparently has a piece on em, walking down sunset head to toe in Louis Vuitton. I overheard Brandon mentioning that with Louis Vuitton the stitching really is the x-factor. Klop asked him if he learned that from Ronda Rousey. Hold...hold said Brandon and then told him 100% don't bring up Ronda or the latter. 'Its tough' said Klop, flexing at himself in a Pinkberry window. Brandon finished the exchange by telling klop that he was in fact 'not mad at his shirt' and to stop flexing or they'd be late to their work ethic seminar.
That night I went online to set up my DraftKings picks while looking for Brandon's Reebok kit but couldn't find it. I called my buddy and he said his name is actually Brendan and he is no longer a fighter so he won't be on there. I thought he was honeydicking me when he said 'Brendan isn't on there because he's a marketing guru and expert T-Shirt designer'. I said 'look at me, look at me...y'agirl' and went home to order some Blue Apron.

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>friend saved a copy of our sixth form's databasing software
>ribena went to the same sixth form

is this him?

>>68368634
5,6,1,3,2,4,7

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Are Polish women worth dating lads?

>>68368603
fix
teeth and hair on the left.
jaw on the centre

and they'd look somewhat normal

Do brits do bent shit to each other when they are passed out drunk?

One of my mates shoved his cock in another mates arse when he was passed out drunk for a laugh.

>>68368656
no thats me delete this

The West needs a warrior religion
Europe would've been better off if it got islamized

Christianity is literally cuckolding: the ethos and it has finally come to fruition in the West after centuries of struggling to get rid of old pagan norms and mores about looking out for your tribe and bringing war to the enemy

>>68368656
i really hope so

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>>68368656
Lmao looks like him desu

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>>68368397
Roasted some cabbage, carrots, broccoli, and onions in laoganma chilli sauce, soy sauce, garlic, ginger, szechuan pepper, and a bit of honey. Served with some rice and a poached egg.
Pretty good.

>>68368585
You're an idiot if you can't see the social benefits of small amounts of alcohol

>more assertive
>more articulate (no filtering)
>less anxiety
>funnier

>>68368656
surely that is some Hindoostani lad

>>68368666
>7 last

ghey

>>68368656
holy shit yes very clearly is

>>68368656

could be, don't have the other pic to compare

>>68368684
Yes.

Middle class and up though. Poor polish women are often literal whores.

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>>68368656
kek maybe

>>68368732
How do you find Slav women without having to work in a factory?

>>68368732
At least they charge for it, unlike most poor slags.

I slept with a girl at uni who would frequently call her "bf" post coitus.

Mental.

>>68368553
get on low dose beta blockers

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>>68368684
Yeah

>>68368694
Listen mate, you're begging to be fedorad. I don't want to do it, I don't have the heart. I know your intentions good.

PS here in Ireland people killed people over identity and Christian denomination

>>68368716
You'll grow up soon. Theres a good reason that filter exists

>>68368684
yes but not that young, you nonce

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>>68368694
Europe conquered and colonised the world under Christianity.

>>68368761
Well I tried being rich and good looking, you should give that a go.

>13 degrees tomorrow
ah yes, very festive

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>post coitus

>>68368790
Already failed those two.

>>68368803
glad winter is over already

Does anyone have that high res version of IMG_1142

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new motor

>>68368694
Islam is the true faith, I wish the UK would embrace it.

>>68368780
There is literally nothing wrong with dating a 9 year old.

>>68368832
paint it green

>>68368844
Ah yes, Londoners

Local mosque is all covered with Christmas lights lads.

Bit weird.

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Oh look I found /brit/: the Simpsons character

the best thing we can do against islamic extremism is not let them get a reaction out of us. it's exactly what they want.

IVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT NO SLEEP

Replaced the headlight in my 2005 Ford Focus lads.

Felt like a big boy.

Im straight

doing a thing

>>68368776
>>68368788
That was the last vestiges of paganism

Stubbornly trying not to cuck out which is what Christianity commands

The current mass migration of the third world into the first would have indeed been encouraged by Christ
He would've told you to give away everything you have to the poor

Simply won't be passing this driving test tomorrow.

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Glad I'll never get cucked, as I'll never have a gf

Listening to the first Maccabees album and doing a nsotalgis, still feels fresh but it's from 9 years ago where has my life gone lads

Would you tell a girl you wanted her to kill herself if she got off on it?

>>68368889
Those are IslamIlluminators you fucking heathen

>>68368927
>2005 Ford Focus
alri runt

The best thing we can do to eradicate Islamic extremism is embrace moderate Islam in our society generally. Start celebrating Islamic holidays, have the call to prayer in all towns and cities, bring Islam into the school system and set up a legal system which is compatible with Islamic values.

Prove me wrong.

>>68368934
just post them

>>68368940

But then we'd be poor and the poor would have all our stuff and they'd need to give it all to us

London is getting its first entirely vegan fried chicken shop

>>68368634
2 7 <<<<<GAP>>>>> 5 1 6 3 4

>>68368953
Only if I thought she did not actually want to kill herself.

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>>68368952
>Listening to toothpaste kisses and remembering when your year 9 gf sent it you on msn and said she really liked it

>girl says she's been to uni

relationship potential 0%

>>68368971
How about we deport all Muslims

>>68368970
What's runty about a 2005 Ford Focus.

It's a decent car tbqh.

(last year of MK1, not first year of MK2)

>>68368953
Auntie May is going to ban that shit anon.

>>68369005
>tfw never had a gf so no childhood gf memories

>>68368971
a more effective solution would be just to kill them all

How's /gimmick2017/ coming lads?

>>68369019
Arn't you the biggest runt in the shed?

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>>68368656
has to be him

>>68368634
2,7,1,3,6,5,4

>>68368588
>Kate 'high on dat kush' Bush

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It's actually quite interesting looking through all of these sixth form photos

also the files also have lots of old debit/credit card numbers and other details
a total breach of the data protection act since it was all unsecured
neat

>>68368634
This is very much an emperor's new clothes situation.

>>68369066

is that confirmed him?

wasn't here when that surfaced

>>68368656
howling i want to believe

>>68369060
My gimmick is that I am actually called Rasheed.

>>68369041
>Not sitting in the bushes at a park and fingering her
>Not meeting up and going to the cinema and holding hands
>Not walking around town for hours just to chat and talk and buying sweets

nice memories desu

>>68369104
yeah he posted it saying how good his tranny pills were kek

>>68369087
>Northerners

>>68369104
yeah that's him
you can tell by his runty room

>>68369087
me S503387

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business idea: southampton solent uni

>>68369116
Fuck off.

>poleaboo further doxxing himself to expand the story

Ah yes

>>68369087
bottom right is cute

>>68369087

me bottom left

>>68368940
>west conquers the world thousand of years after paganism
>it was paganism what done it!
>west abandons Christianity and IMMEDIATELY falls to degeneracy and foreign invasion
>fucking christianity!

Any man ever go to an escort before

>>68369087
S503403, S503406 and S503416 are ok.

Pissed everywhere but the toilet again.

>>68369207
always do this

my sister always goes mad lel

First time I ever touched a boob was at the cinema watching this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/

Got wanked off in the back row watching this a few years later, met up with the girl once again and shagged her on the site of the old pit

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1291584/

>>68369087
S503408 is an edgy cunt.

>>68368980
Jesus wants people to be poor

There are countless passages in the New Testament speaking about how the poor are some awesome and wonderful and how the rich are evil and disgusting

Think about that
Christianity is literally a religion that fetishizes self-flagellation

Islam fetishezed conquest and success

If you were to start a society from scratch it's clear which one you would pick

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> those days where you wake up feeling tired and exhausted

>>68369223
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>>68369087
where was this data being held??

>>68369162
>west abandons Christianity and IMMEDIATELY falls to degeneracy and foreign invasion
this did not happen?

>>68369223
I remember when me and my gf told her mum that we were going to see Avatar at the cinema whenever that came out and we went to mine whilst my parents were out and had sex for the first time.

It was probably the worst sex I ever had but shagging at 15 made me god tier at school

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>>68369087
>northerners

>yea i like... went to like... to uni for 6 years... at leeds met...it was a crazy time... i switched my degree from psychology to modern art... didnt like it so uhm... i went with media instead xD i now work at an holistic spiritual store.

aka i got ridden so hard i was recognised as a national transport monopoly

>>68369162
You're a bit thick yea?

Norms and mores don't just disappear overnight

Go read the New Testament and you will see that the West is behaving almost verbatim now how Jesus commanded people to behave and that is to be a cuckold

>>68369278
Nonce

>>68369292
>got ridden so hard i was recognised as a national transport monopoly
Had a laugh at this, thanks lad

>>68369246

christianity because it's the moral one

fuck off edgy cunt

>>68369223
first time I fingered a girl we were watching scott pilgrim vs the world lel

>>68369223
good lad, i got wanked off in the cinema watching this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1041829/?ref_=nv_sr_1

>>68369292
Who really cares that much lad?

I did lots with different girls, so doesn't bother me, because i just imagine thinking that way about myself.

The only bitter ones tend to be those with little experience I find.
It's just insecurity.

>>68369262
We had this software called "SPADD" which was basically mostly everything and it was held in one of the hard drives and it was completely unsecured despite it having credit card information on it and stuff
though they replaced the system after my friend copied all of it onto his external hdd

>>68369222
PHIMOlad?

>>68369320
Christianity is inferior to Islam. This is a fact. Look at the lives of Muhammad and Jesus, which one has the good life? Which one has values worth copying? Muhammad.

Embarrassing times from youth lads?

I remember when my gf was round and I was eating her out at our house when we were like 16 kek and my mum walked in, then slowly just closed the door.

Cringe to this day thinking of it

>>68369325
>>68369327
>>68369360
FONT

>>68369352
paedo

>>68369351
what

no

>>68369376
Not an argument.

My laptop is dying after five years of faithful service.
>90 degrees playing Empyrion

Fuck. I just want to play DCS, Bannerlord and Star Citizen when it comes out. In my current economic state, I probably won't be able to get a proper gaming rig for another three fucking years.

>>68369325

My entire secondary school career was showing girls Donnie Darko and grabbing tiddy after pretending to understand it

>>68369348
why did schools have card info, why did so many kids have cards associated with their entry, why did kids have access to this system so many questions

>>68369360
when i pooed myself in pe and everyone noticed and i ran off and hid

>>68369223
Remember the first time I fingered a crumpet was at the pictures haha, girls didn't mind giving out blowies back when we were young but they hated spreading their legs "no, a blowjb is fine but we're not having sex"

Yank Presidential slogans used since the 80s:

1980
>"Are You Better Off Than You Were Four Years Ago?" - Ronald Reagan
>"A Tested and Trustworthy Team" - Jimmy Carter
1984
>"It's Morning Again in America" – Ronald Reagan
>"For New Leadership" - Walter Mondale
1988
>"Kinder, Gentler Nation" – George H. W. Bush
>"On Your Side" - Mike Dukakis
>"Keep Hope Alive" - Jesse Jackson
1992
>"For People, for a Change" – Bill Clinton
>"Ross for Boss" – Ross Perot
1996
>"Building a bridge to the twenty-first century" – Bill Clinton
>"The Better Man for a Better America" - Bob Dole
2000
>"Leadership for the New Millennium" – Al Gore
>"Reformer with Results" – George W. Bush
2004
>"A Safer World and a More Hopeful America" – George W. Bush
>"A Stronger America" – John Kerry
>"Dean for America" – Howard Dean
2008
>"Yes We Can!" – Barack Obama
>"Country First" – John McCain
>"People Fighting Back" – Ralph Nader
>"Ready for change, ready to lead" – Hillary Clinton
2012
>"Forward" – Barack Obama.
>"Believe in America" – Mitt Romney.
>"Restore America Now" – Ron Paul.
>"The People's President" – Gary Johnson
>"A Green New Deal for America" – Jill Stein
>"Citizenship Matters" – Virgil Goode
2016
>"Make America Great Again!" – Donald Trump
>"Stronger Together " – Hillary Clinton
>"Our Best America Yet!" – Gary Johnson
>"It's in our hands" – Jill Stein
>"A Future to Believe In" – Bernie Sanders
>"A New American Century" – Marco Rubio
>"Jeb!" – Jeb Bush
>"Reigniting the Promise of America" –Ted Cruz

rate them /10

>>68369337
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>tfw nobody to miss me when I'm not with them

>>68369352
yeah for a selfish rorke. if we're talking about values then it's jesus

>>68369404
they weren't meant to have access to it but my friend managed to get access to it

they had card info so that students' parents could pay for trips and stuff

>>68369308
Ah yes, dozens of generations of practising Christians have nothing to do with Christianity but the last three generations who have openly rejected Christianity are the emblematic representatives of the faith.

>>68369438
Jesus' values were inferior for all of society.

>>68369429
Simply do not give a fuck, FOY.

>>68369388
i'm not arguing with you, i'm calling mohammed and his followers paedos

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.
>moral

Shagged 9 girls when I was aged 14-17

shagged 1 aged 17-20

>>68369233
Excellent. Anglo's have alot of terrible things to make up for. Being Zionist supporters for that past three hundred years is among them.

>>68369476
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>>68369429
>"Jeb!" – Jeb Bush

>>68369429
>Yes We Can
Objectively 10/10

>>68369429

"Here come dat Gary!" was best

>>68369429
>>"Jeb!" – Jeb Bush
looks even more ridiculous alongside the rest lol

>>68369429
>>"Are You Better Off Than You Were Four Years Ago?" - Ronald Reagan

Nice
>"Jeb!" – Jeb Bush

kek

>>68369400
My laptop's screen is almost fallen off

>bannerlord
>ever coming out

>>68369476
And I shagged 0, while aged 0-30.

>>68369320
>it's moral to debase yourself for someone else
No it's not

Also think about this

The hero of Christianity is a virgin carpenter who knew he was going to be tortured and killed and did nothing to stop it

The hero of Islam is a conquering warlord with many wives who became extraordinarily rich and powerful

Why would anyone EVER choose the former?
The mind boggles

>>68369429
>>"Ross for Boss" – Ross Perot

BASED

What is the most you have done with a girl?

I have held one's hand. That is about it.

shan't be doing a reply to any yank post in the future

Any of you lads ever seen The Outsiders? It's a really great movie.

>>68369476
Shagged 0 age 0-24

>>68369564
Got a girl pregnant and she got an abortion when we were at school

why the fuck do some pictures take so fucking long to load

While others load instantly

>>68369564
suckled mumsies breasties

>>68369545
edgy retard.

in spite of all that, mohammed still did less for civilisation. judge them on historical results

*leans in for a kiss*

>>68369564
Ate her arse whilst 69'ing.

Had sex on a beach in public.

When I was about 17 my gf stayed at mine for like three days and we had sex and played sims for three days.

Don't think I've had a better time than that.

>>68369564
A girl at school was giving out hugs and I got one.

Feels good haha fuck the lot of you virgins.

>>68369429
>Jesse Jackson

Did NOT know he ran. he would've killed all whites

>>68369564
I slept in a bed with one, she was passed out but I did nothing

>>68369600
Someone post some australian jpegs for this man

Any other khhv here?

>>68369041
worst feel 2bh

>>68369564
have had sex with 43 different women. Most of them fat or complete munters.

Mostly when I was an alcoholic and would get blackout drunk and use tinder or the college pub down the road.

Only about 3 of them were objectively attractive

Got gonorrhea once

>>68369660
Only khv here.

currently in a relationship with a beautiful, kind, conservative girl who wants multiple children, trusts me with everything and has parents that have offered to buy us a house

yet I can't stop cheating and I'm awfully tempted to fuck everything off and get on the next eurostar, dont know whats wrong with me

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>>68369657
> when some runt posts an image file that's over 1mb and i have to fucking sit here waiting for it to load

>>68369614
font

>>68369607
Do you have any arguments or do you just call people who challenge your worldview "edgy?"

Jesus did nothing for civilization the European people built civilization on Roman and Greek ideals

Go be a cuck elsewhere

>>68369689
I hate you

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>>68369685
*PSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH*

FOY

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>there are people over 18 that are still virgins

>>68369685
Thoroughly enjoyed this post

>>68369689
>yet I can't stop cheating and I'm awfully tempted to fuck everything off and get on the next eurostar, dont know whats wrong with me

Wew, very similar.

Have a gf who absolutely adores me and is very fit, yet I always find myself dreaming of fucking others.

No idea why, I'm really not that kinda guy.

>>68369720
I'm 22 and a virgin.

>>68369720
we call them "mde viewers"

>>68369476
this is scarily close to my life, similar numbers too
don't think i'll ever get back to the glory days at this point

>>68369755
mde?

>>68369702
the insult wasn't all I've said. but by all means focus on that if you have nothing else.

Greatest country in the world was built on christian ideals.

And most of western europe was shite while it was held in the grasp of other religions. it's only been relatively recently that that we sped things up. and by recent I mean industrialism .

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>>68369429
>"Jeb!" was unironically his official campaign slogan

fucking christ, what was he thinking?
even worse than "I'm With Her", but at least Hilldawg had numerous backups

>>68369760
tbH I've found it much harder as you get older.

At school/college everybody is young and will easily fuck, at work it's a bit harder

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Really makes you think

>>68369708
think i made this image

>>68369771
my dick explodes. it's a porn site

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>>68369755
xD

>>68369794
Hmm, so what he is saying is we just need to find the nicest, cleanest history guy possible and run him as our conservative populist candidate.

how do you make mates at uni?

don't want to be stuck on /brit/ in a dark room for the next 3/4 years

Reminder it is pronounced 'Heb Boosh'

>>68369837
be normal funny and or attractive

>>68369837
Literally just turn up at societies

>>68369837
Join societies
Talk to people in lectures and tutorials
Go to parties

>tfw too socially anxious to do any of this

Yesterday evening I opted to have a quick dinner at Subway. I enjoy their moderate prices and fresh vegtables.

I got my typical order of a Footlong tuna salad sub with extra cucumbers and Italian dressing on wheat with a bag of baked lays and a diet Dr. Pepper. The total came to $6.84 which is fairly affordable for such a mild meal. But after I ordered the problems began.

As the customer service representative was finishing my sandwich, I had the urge to use the men's room, I excused myself and took care of business.

When I returned the teller was glaring at me and didn't wish me a nice evening after the transaction was complete. I sat and ate my meal in silence and then left. I didn't even feel comfortable reading one of their complementary newspapers.

It should be the responsibility of all employees to make the customers feel welcome and happy. I didn't have a good experience and blame it on Anti Trump protestors. Is this the new norm?

>>68369837
fuck if i know mate i cant even manage it in 6th form, had to do a third year and everyone I know's fucked off

Might go masturbate using my sister's knickers again lads.

>>68369726
I think my problem is that I always want what I can't have. Kinda want to piss off to some mainland yurop country and spend a few months scamming people and being a general fuck up just because it seems fairy exciting

>>68369786

Christian values are now destroying the West

Secular humanism is Christianity verbatim minus the supernatural

Jesus would've commanded you to accept refugees into your own home and to let them have their way with your belongings and your family

Mohammad wouldve commanded you to slaughter them

>>68369837
do freshers week.

every year its like clockwork, some /brit/ is like "le fuck freshers i am going to spend uni in my room playing games!", next thing you know its December and they want to drop out.

>Tfw complete autistic sperg
>Tfw relatively good looking

Thank christ. Went on holiday once and this South Korean girl always used to chat to me and I used to be so awkward and she used to go 'omg anonnn you soooo cute'.

Can't imagine how painful it would be if I wasn't.

i give up

>>68369882
how will you explain the cum stains

>>68369877
shut up

>>68369892
isn't freshers for turbo-normies

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best girl

>>68369892
Tbh I went out every night for fresher's week and still didn't make friends

>>68369904
I wash them out once I have done it then dry them on the radiator.

>>68369912

rude

very rude

>>68369837
it's difficult not to unless you literally speak to no one

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>>68369882
Jealous desu always wished I had a sis so I could do that

>>68369837
From your flat/block, speaking to randomers on your course (only works at the very start before everyone forms their friendship groups)

Get a WhatsApp group set up with your flat immediately and don't turn down an invitation for the first few weeks

is finance a meme degree?

lads my gf ex has showed up, started messaging her, and it's fucked with her head like mad. wtf do i do??

>everyone on /brit/ thinks they're good looking

I'd bet my mum's hosue that you're not

>>68369878
Sixth form is harder Tbh. People all have their own mates from previous schools so it's hard if you don't know anyone. Whereas everyone is pretty much in the same position at uni and eager to be mates

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> i give up

as a Canadian you never fucking started

>>68369994
I'm ugly and I know it.

Anyone at Glasgow Uni? Got on offer last week to do maths.

>>68369955
no my mate got a 2:1 in a semi-runtish uni and just got a job with 28k starting as a graduate

degree itself is full of rich kids and unbearable toffs though

>>68369794
Burn in hell, leftist.

>>68369955
It's for mongs who watched wolf of wall Street and read the financial times and think they're going to make le lodsamoney

>>68369955
Yes

Do math instead

>>68369995
At sixth form I made my friends by playing chess. The majority of my friends were Chinese.

>>68370011
Christopher Hitchens was a neoconservative

>>68369994
I hate this, but I unironically am.

I have girls regularly tell me I look like a film star and a girl literally raped me once.

>>68369912
Not nice.

>>68370014
>>68370020
Do you need to be amazing with maths?

>>68370034
He was a self-identified Marxist to his dying breath.

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>Glasgow Uni

dont miss the ex gf, happy its over and done with but i cant help but feel intrigued by her new life. maybe its because I only ever knew her as my girlfriend but its quite fascinating having a cheeky look at her twitter every now and then, despite the fact all she talks about now is weed and party drugs

>>68369837
My first go at uni I had no social skills or friends because I didn't talk to anyone or take the initiative with anything, like sitting in lectures with people from my class.

Second go and I know everyone, literally all you need to do is just break out of your shell and talk to people in your classes and lectures, bonus points if you know how to have a laugh and keep a conversation going. Also join any societies and shit that interests you.

I'm still a failure either way but there's my 2pence.

>>68370042
I wish I could get raped by a girl.

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>I have girls regularly tell me I look like a film star and a girl literally raped me once.

actually thought third level education would give me a decent social life

lol

>>68370051
good, but not amazing

i'd say B at A-level

>>68369890
Most of the social reforms have been against christianity which has had to adapt. How an that be christianity. You can say any change is christianity without supernatural then.

Also Consider that the supernatural may have been more vital and intrinsic to christianity than you think.

Also consider that it isn't ethical social reforms like acceptance to refugees that has destroyed the west. because it isn't. That's populist rhetoric.

Also consider that the west isn't being destroyed. Aleppo is being destroyed.

>>68370034

lol

LOL

>>68369995
Encouraging, thanks Anon

>>68370034
>marxist race traitor
>neoconservative

No.

>>68370052
Neo-cons are right wing marxists

>>68369967
prepare to get cucked

>>68370073
Was not a pleasant experience lad.

She literally ploughed me with drinks and said she'd help me get home and then sucked me off when I was passed out in a field.

>>68370091
He wasn't a race traitor because he was a Jew.

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hmmmmmm

>>68369892
Freshers week is one of the biggest memes going, it's all people who already know eachother in their already established social groups going out.

>>68370108
>tfw no girl to suck me off while drunk on a field

>>68370119
delete this image mate

shan't post here anymore lads, this thread is too fast

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>>68370057
>Glasgow and West of Scotland Technical college

>>68370051
Only if you do a masters. Maths in Finance is relatively easy, it's mostly correlation/covariance/volatility and basic bond/stock valuation which is literally multiplication, division and addition. The hardest part is understanding what maths to use for the question

why is technology so slippy these days. I always drop my phone and my laptop, they're so slick

>>68370150
because you're slow in the head
you won't be missed

>>68370135
Again, wasn't as good as it sounds.

I woke up, felt very confused and drunk, my hand was in nettles and some girl I had 0 interest in was giving me a toothy blowjob as if that was somehow okay.

Went home and did a panic and threw up everywhere and was covered in mud.

>>68370057
russell group tbf

>>68370009
>semi-runtish uni
mind telling me which one it is lad?

Just ironing the old suit for tomorrow morning.

>>68370123
It literally isn't though, the vast majority is people going out with their new flatmates in 1st year