/brit/

>>68353312
GREAT post OP

georgian anime

N ireland is unironically a complete shithole

don't feel christmassy in the slightest

kill me

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Ah, yes. The """""""""""""""""B""""""""""""""""BC

>>68353312

Official /brit/ sleep deprivation challenge, tonight no one sleeps, see how far your body can go for the sake of it. Why we're doing this? Pure boredom.


Is anyone actually interested in doing this?

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Brexit and trump are the dying gasps of the white man

imagine living in a place so saturated with religious extremists that the muslims couldn't even find a niche to occupy and then claiming that where you lived was good because of that

have 1500 words left before 6pm wahey

>>68353334
christmas is just a manufactured holiday to get you to spend money

by not feeling christmassy you are winning

>tfw haven't had a christmas tree in almost a decade

kinda depressing seeing all those trees in windows when driving by

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>>68353312
i rate georgia

why are all pop songs about how men are cheaters when in fact it's women who are prolific cheaters?

I suspect it's not a good sign that my chest and stomach are aching after coughing too much, yes?

>tfw unironically dating a half russian half georgian girl rn

feels top notch

>>68353461
yeah nah

>>68353461
nah thats fine the muscles are just tired, just take some codeine and try not to cough more

>>68353411
>Christmas in the summer
Weird

>>68353418
looks a bit like Tyneside but worse

>>68353422
Around 40-60% of the general population have cheated before

humans dont deserve to live

>>68353500
you won't be seeing summer after im done with you sunshine

>>68353422
who are they cheating with though

i have both cheated and been cheated on

'tis but a fact of life, learn to deal with it

>>68353384
But I have to be in work at 9

Never cheated and never been cheated on (that I know) but I constantly live in fear of it, to the point where my paranoia has ruined an otherwise perfectly healthy relationship

haha

>>68353332
Agree, not enough diversity there, the economy is suffering because of it

>>68353396
>white man woudl be fine, if he didn't panic at the first signs of crisis to come and make some bad moves

But it was all fine in the end, we, the green men of 6th milenium consider the now extinct white man the greatest of our ancestors, despite his tragic, yet comical fall.

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Pic is the oldest ever photograph of a woman. It was taken in 1841.

>>68353586
would split her in half

>>68353586
imagine her puss ae

>>68353422
I miss the backstreet boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg

>>68353575
dunno what it is but somethings wrong, they're all brutally poor

>>68353586
>68353586
I like that her hat has flowers around her head

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unironically the street I live on

>>68353571
I'm extremely loyal, to the point where I don't even let girls flirt with me if I'm not single.

Never had a girl reciprocate such loyalty back towards me.

Every girl will allow a guy they find hot to chat them up, theyre just like that

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>YWN live in a house like this

Literally what's the point lads? What's the fucking point?

Post ideal living spaces lads

New gimmick: next cunt that calls me Mark gets heemed

>>68353668
looks like chicago

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>>68353668

>>68353647
ah yes American suburbs

how to make rubes feel like they aren't rubes

>>68353673
when will they learn

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>Northerners

>>68353673
tall (>5'8) women should be gassed

>>68353673
>don't take it personally

well at least you didn't end up putting time/money into a vapid cunt

>>68353689
Not a bad guess, New York.

>>68353697
generic.

>>68353673
wait

>>68353674
So you're the paedo then?

>>68353673

>I don't like looking up at my men

wat

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Me there now

Just saw a real life fedora twat at a bus stop

>>68353744

oh misread it, disregard

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>>68353699
Ah yes living on a massive lake with beautiful sunsets and massive yards cheaply is so depressing!!

>>68353744
She said I like looking up at my men, nice try MANLET!

>>68353674
And just where the FUCK have you been for the last 8 months Mark?

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>The Irish

>>68353752
Saw a lad in a fedora and an unironic cape once in asda

>>68353783
>indiana
reckon it probably is 2bh

>>68353647
I live in the tree outside your house

judging on height is no different to judging on looks

>>68353668
What is so good about that?

>>68353790
Is that the mcgregor fanclub

>>68353673
6ft 4" here, glad I never have these problems

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>>68353790
>Your uncle

absolutely detest you runts, don't know why i keep coming here

>>68353783
yes it is

>>68353799
not indiana. The entire west side of Michigan is beautiful.

inb4 detroit that is 100's of miles away

>>68353380

UK being this much of a cuck.

>>68353791
I bet he smelled like arse sweat

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>>68353817
Lovely big door, beautiful flooring with lovely book cases. Very comfy seats, simplistic yet lovely.

>>68353789
RIGHT, THAT'S IT. I FUCKING WARNED YOU

>>68353857
thought so, goood, gooooood
closing in on your location as we speak

>>68353380
Would play Nadiyas paki vagina any day of the week 2bh
Only if she wears the scarf though

lol this pole is so jelly of my average home

>>68353674
go fuck yourself Mark

>>68353846

Hi Italy

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>>68353880
haha calm down lad

have you been travelling in asia?

>>68353881
curious as to how you were close with indiana. I'll give you credit for a good guess desu

>>68353904
>Catch phrases:
>YEAHHH
requesting a laughing bradley image for this one

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>You are walking your dog in the park when suddenly this BIG ROO comes and gets him in a headlock

What do you do? Keep in mind he's 6'9 and built like a brick shithouse

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>>68353904
>If Mark was in charge of the world there would be no more wars

>>68353870
bit shit though as a dream house mate

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>>68353939
>that was over 2 years ago

hmm

Not a fan of all these chinese students who never talk to anyone

>>68353674
Oh Hi Mark

>>68353316
Seeing as most of them left it doesn't make a difference if they're permanent residents of citizens lol they're darkies over here

>>68353904

>If Mark was in charge of the world there would be no more wars.

Yeah because we'd all be dead.

I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey

>>68353384
no
I like sleeping

what's the best endz in london

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>>68353674
if you're not mark, you're the nonce
so which is it

>>68353917
best way disposal only operates in 4 states, only 3 of those have a large lake and indiana was the memeyist and would have narrowed your location down to like 10 miles of road so thought i'd try

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When will the /sp/artan outlaw diaspora rise up and reclaim their homeland?

>>68353571
ive been cheated on, its not nice

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real city coming through.

>>68353939


>If Mark was in charge of the world there would be no more wars

Your tutor wants to have sex with you senpai.

>>68354037
looks like south london

>be american
>get shot

>>68354000
There's more than those two on here la, Jersey has the largest number of 4chan users per capita out of any developed country

>>68354007
haha alri detective. I support it

>>68354057
south poodon more like

>>68354037
Would love to live in a massive flat at the top of a skyscraper so i could look down on the poors

>>68354071
>Jersey
>developed country
>country
>implying

>>68353939
didnt he get arrested? i remember someone from /brit/ being in correspondence with the authorities in jersey

>>68353422
>when in fact it's women who are prolific cheaters
t. bitter /r9k/ virgin with no experience of women

all my normie mates cheat on their girlfriends casually and don't think much of it, men definitely cheat more than women
when women are cheaters though they're more sly and twisted about it whereas men usually just wanna get their willies wet quickly

>>68354071
No it doesn't you fuckwit it has the largest number of posts per capita.

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I'm rumanian.

>>68353951
I'm a simple man, that's ideal to me.

Can't stand these pleb dream houses. Muh lights come on when I clap.

No mate.

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real city coming through

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>>68354097
He actually went to prison and was found guilty at trial

Was pretty bants,especially since the nonce has never been charged with anything

How's the refugee situation in the UK? Are the kebab stands all over the place? Does it reek of shit everywhere?

I'm losing interest, well more motivation with my degree.

Have you any of you lads done the same? I just can't find the effort to into the work and I do love the course, I'm just feeling meh towards it of late

>>68354105
>when women are cheaters though they're more sly and twisted about it whereas men usually just wanna get their willies wet quickly

male cheaters are simply dogs, female cheaters are very cunning and manipulative

>>68353673
He should've just told her to get on her knees then.

>>68354139
>63%

>>68354143
Yes, I had that, then I realised that fucking up my degree was more hassle than it's worth so I got on with it.

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Haven't showered since last Saturday ahah

>>68354135
snitches get stitches, inshallah

>>68354139
No its all a meme. I went to london and literally saw 10 muslims in the 3 days I was there

>>68354139
We've taken under 2000 refugees from the syrian crisis lol

For comparison Canada has taken 25,000 and america has taken 10,000

losing interest, well more motivation with my life

>>68353935
I'm actually not scared of kankreroos and would fight one

marsupials are lesser mammals and I refuse to be intimidated

>>68354143
Never loved my course in the first place

Anyone watching the boxing on Saturday? Whyte v Chisora is going tp be tasty, Chisora threw a table at him during the final press conference today

Taking a fat, stinky, alcohol filled shit lads

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>>68354135
A*

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>ameridumbs

doing a get fat
fuck the normies

>>68354234
Stop using 4chan in Wallmart

>>68354071
fuck off nonce before I round up the boys to break your shins

>>68354251
cant believe were above average desu

>>68354229
busy converting the fwb into a gf saturday unfortunately

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>>68354251
>womongs

>>68354251
>MFW Sweden used to be near the top

What should I have for tea? The winning suggestion will receive a /brit/ badge

Closure of some Glasgow Jobcentres is justified as the Tories have lowered life expectancy to the mid 50s for most claimants

the politics of the internet will decide political leaders from now on

trump would not have been able to win without the internet acting as an influence in contrast to the mainstream television based media

Beppe Grillo's Five Star Movement, momentum carried out primarily as an internet movement, will carry a decisive victory at the next Italian elections.

Youtube and Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Tumblr and 4chan, these are the forces of our political world of the future.


Very frightened of the possibility of a Stefan Molyneux Canadian dictatorship tbqh lads

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Might rig one of these down the council estate with scratch cards for bait

>>68354311
a big ol willy up your arse

>>68354260
No

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Oi, you. Walk towards that machine gun fire.

>>68354251
iceland no :(

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>>68354068

>>68354326
>libertarian
>dictatorship

>>68354311
I'm having a cup of tea with a nice biscuit.
I chose against rice tea and burbon creams.

das haus die gyaldem

>>68354326
>anarchocapitalist dictators

>>68354348
Jesus they're fast, what if one got cause under the thing?

>>68354373
he can't be removed from power without violating the NAP

>>68354348
far left i think one of the piglets got stuck under the metal :/

>>68354376
Stupid mick tea means dinner

>>68353586
>those hands
I don't think that's a woman m8

Cam someone link the video of Stefan saying that he can never "return home"?

>>68354294

>I'll take these two thanks

don't get it

>>68354397
But he can't dictate without violating the NAP

>>68354373
>>68354389

Molymeme is a borderline capitalist fascist

the blood boils reading the comments on /r/suicidewatch
self-congratulatory dickheads

>>68354416
BBC has spent the year shilling women in IT

>>68354411
I thought it meant supper

>>68354294
>studying in a field with more than 10% women
uh?

note: shannot say which field i am studying

>>68354411
Dinner means dinner retard

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>>68354354
umm sir...
wouldn't it be better to build an armoured vehicle that cannot be penetrated by bullets and move our soldiers towards the enemy's location safely?

>>68354411
Tea is after dinner. I think you lads call it supper?

>>68354433
You literally on suicide watch haha

>>68354426
hmm

>>68354415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBY0bZWKehQ

https://youtu.be/NrmMk1Myrxc

thoughts?

>>68354434

ah right

>>68354461

Bloody coward. Oi, (You) >>68354411 execute this man for cowardice

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JUST

>>68353673
literally the reason why i could never ask a girl out lmao

not because im too short (king of the manlets here) but because id probably just kms if somebody said something like that to me

>>68354411
You eat dinner at 1 o clock you simpleton

>>68354488
thought they had this for ages, have i just been nicking stuff?

>>68354488

>what if you could walk into a store, grab what you want, and just go

that's called shop lifting and I don't condone it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWgNea92zmo
choone

>>68354488
Future of 'grocery' shopping as the yanks would call it but you couldn't have anything with an age limit without a person to check right now.

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>In philosophy a-level class
>Teacher asks me about the concept of evil
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Witcher 3
>"Evil is Evil. Lesser, greater, middling… Makes no difference. The degreee is arbitary. The definition’s blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another… I’d rather not choose at all"
>Teacher looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

Anyone else had video games help them in real life?

TJ Hertz he has a white label unknown [Objekt]. From below as if the body is muscular rock sound, the words of the author's case, dub step, three steps are a complex mixture of core and base, garage, techno. Record during 28 months, Hessle Audio, including obtaining support from the scuba and surgeons, Aphex Twin, James Ruskin, release the forefront of the techno / electronica scene, in the presence mysterious, and the label is. In addition, the top clubs such as fabric, such as Radiohead SBTRKT work and nun or a mixer containing a book and Berghain has been steadily eroded the deepest part of the scene is employed as.
His name, the founder of a leading car rental company, or unit of frequency cited physicists in the mystical setter for a feature not leave a name, TJ Hertz. Doberman, writing for himself while living in retirement in the body that is born in Japan and raised in the UK, now in the outskirts of Berlin, came from a magazine interview requests all 100 DJ Mag Special million euros was more interested in the beginning with no offers, he said, the behavior is earnestly devoted to the basement.

>>68354488
i'm sure this could be exploited somehow

>>68354563
>class gives me a round of applause

FOY

fuck it

I need a job

gonna apply to be a dishwasher

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>>68354037
>>68354133
ummm sweeties let me show you a proper city x

>>68354442
>>68354465
Well I'm afraid it means dinner, let everyone else in Ireland know. Thanks lads

>>68354456
>yanks

>>68354563
lmao you sperg

>>68354579
ooooooh exploitable

>>68354563
>>Teacher looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

/r/thathappened

Imagine actually making this shit up

>>68354563
Literal /v/ pasta.

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ah yes

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>>68354618

>>68354461
Sorry m8
*shoots you*

>>68354563
actually the gayest thing I've read today

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>>68354563

>evil

>>68354461
>being this much of a poofter

haha
>climbs over the top

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Put the tree up lads

>>68354640
based woolaston

>>68353396
It's self inflicted death though.
Not like he's losing a battle.

>>68354640
N
I
G
ARE

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>>68354037
>>68354603
>>68354133
>his city isn't built in a forest

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>anime will never be re-

I STAY OUT TOO LATE

>>68354640
>no darkies
BLOODY RACISTS

>>68354640
Richard Burgon is one of the biggest retards I've ever come across.

He's literally thick as pig shit, how he made it to Cambridge will baffle me until the day I die.

>>68354640

Self will heem them all easily

>>68354683
ermmmm mate that doesnt look like london to me x

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>>68354700
IDK Dick burgeon seems a bit too mexican looking for my liking.

Remember, if in doubt, keep 'em out.

GOT NOTHING IN MY BRAIN

>Tfw forgot to have my advent calendar today so just had it

based little bonus

>>68354461
Only leads to more death

Haig was a compassionate man

Easy to kill a man remotely and feel nothing

>>68354715
State of his head tho

I could probably kill him in one punch

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>>68354742
but look, it even has the thames

don't know what to write in my bio for the work magazine
only been there 6 months

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Love her

Ima let the uzi spit
Turn his face into gooey shit

>>68354808
I am X, I am the X - a true /brit/ lad.

criminalise buying sex

>>68354815
Was this before super male vitality kicked in?

sexualise criminal buying

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>>68354799

>>68354640
>self + farage + mensch

QT is pandering hard to attract the meme audience

>>68354858
nah mate its quite nice being legal over here

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>>68354866

>>68354799
>those suburbs
ah yes, "american" cookie cutter neighborhoods

>>68354603
Ugly as fuck what city is that?

Going back to Amsterdam in 20 days.
Cam anyone recommend some nice places to eat at? Last time I got shitty food and diarrhoea from one place on particular.

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>>68354866

>>68354933
your using your phone upside down love, give it 'ere women can't use technology these days

>>68354911
Milton Keynes.gov

>>68354911
canadian

also they're not that griddy compared to american ones

>>68354920
dublin

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what did he mean by this

>>68354930
Not that place you went to

new lad started in the office that wears a trenchcoat and has really long hair
would put money on him owning a fedora too

nice feel not being the biggest autist in the office anymore

>>68354251
success breeds jealousy

>tfw most successful anglos

>>68354930
McDonalds

>>68354933
>bangtidy.net

get an actual hold on your life you scrub

WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>68354962
welsh is written upside down compared to english, all the sheep botherers do it.

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>>68354972

>>68354979
>placed next to all the chinks
doing a think

>>68354920
she wants a man from

>>68354975
>Work in a non-sperg department
>Go to IT
>Smell of BO overwhelming
>Nobody can keep eye contact with me
>Everybody is stuttering and awkward as I speak to them

What the fuck is it about IT?

>>68354930
>eating in amsterdam

>>68354975
jesus why did they hire him

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>>68355008
uʍɐı ɐp

>>68354972
The so-called Brexit

>>68355024
We like machines more than people ok

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>>68354930
the red light district

gotta eat dat pussaaaaaaayyyyy

>>68354972
eh?

they've always been called mince pies

>>68354987
I think that's where I'll eat most, but you know how after a maccers you're hungry 30 minutes later? There's one beside my hotel anyway.

>>68355029
I don't think I'll survive for 4 days on drugs alone.

>>68354972
I think the British people must be a band or something, they dont like mince so maybe they are activist veggies? Its hard to say, why dont you tweet him back and ask him?

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>>68355065
C L A S S I C B A N T E R

>>68355024
correct
>>68355030
dunno he's in IT so doesn't have to be a good looking normie
possibility he browses the chon too

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>>68354962
>walks towards you

the gf
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38238478

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>>68355065
>eating prostitute pussy

post your best walking towards the cameras

>>68355024
It's STEM in general desu
IT, Maths, Engineering, Sciences, etc are all very rigid and logic based fields. Perfect for autists who tend to think in a very uncreative, yet very logical way.

>>68355024
lusers that come into IT have to understand, we were doing all the cool stuff before you came in and you disturbed us. IT hold the keys to the world.

OI LAD ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE!?

>>68355144
got tonsillitis from this before
never again

really wanna have sex

>>68355021
that we're more intelligent than other anglos?

proportionally australia has a very similar amount of chinks as us

>>68355065

>>68355116
Her trousers look like the packaging on a maccies straw when you push it down just a little bit before you blow it off at your siblings for bantz.

>>68355057
That doesn't mean you can't maintain basic hygiene standards.

>>68355188
She had tonsils in her vagina? I thought it was called a clitoris.

>>68355205
>maccies
Fuck off

>>68354972
First post on here ive actually laughed out loud at in ages

>>68355233
>hungry jacks

neck yourself

>>68355205
apt description brue

>>68355182
Reminder social butterflys run this planet

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>>68354972

>>68354972
>get given a mince pie the other day
>first time i've tried one in my life (sad I know)
>bite into it
>just fruit and no meat
What the fuck /brit/? Who thought this was a good idea?

>>68355253
It's maccas you dumb cunt

>>68355222
Im in a client facing IT role, not a backroom autist
Cant speak for them

>>68355183
Remember one time I went to the garage to get a quick pick for the euromillions and there was a woman ahead of me doing the exact same thing.
She won.

>>68355253
love a nice hungry jacks

>>68355162
t. '''''""""""""studied""""""""" business

am I an JF

>>68355010
>that anglo-american pin

wanker

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sadness in her eyes ;_;

>>68355275
I'm not Australian and I refuse to talk like one when I'm on a taiwanese knitting forum for british people

>mfw another stemfag gets his job automated
haha

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>>68355205

>>68355162
mate thats IT at the top levels or code monkeys. In my office we have an ex army medic, an ex mechanic, one actual nerd who has been collecting amigas for 20 years, a guy who was travelling the world for 11 years and just stopped in London and started in IT and me an ex auditor who got into IT by accident. Lots of ex millitary in IT as well as they get free training on leaving after they retire from their regiment.

name a chocolate bar runtier than cherry ripes
protip: you can't

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>>68355271
>>68354972

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>>68355271
>leather based chastity punishments

im interested

>>68355298
Identifying a Johnny Foreigner (J.F.) in two easy steps:
1. When posting, does the flag above your post contain a red maple leaf?
2. If you answered 'Yes', you are a J.F.

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>>68355305
>tfw to intelligent to date girls with upper eyelid exposure

>>68355331
>tfw all our jobs get automated and the government gives me bennies for hot pockets and vidya

>>68355247
good lad

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>>68355358

>>68355361
What's the best way to kill myself?

>>68355306
Fuck off

>>68355402
nah

>>68355283
The cunt on the run from the limerick gangsters?

>>68355275
He's a filthy fucking pom living in Melbourne

He's never specifically said he's stationed in Melbourne but i've seen him complain about the same weather i was experiencing multiple times.

remember when the meme was that all leafs were chinese? now its just about hating us

*asks you why you're looking at me even though I know you're not*

Little twat

>>68355398
Quick drop and sudden stop

>>68355418
Glass him for me mate

>>68355417
aren't you the cunt on the run from wakefield gangsters?
>>68355428
it's not a meme just fuck off

Me and Melvyn Bragg are up for reducing any of you to a quivering pile of broken bones

>>68355445
we literally never will

the hatred makes us grow stronger

Want anything from the shops?

>>68355417
Yup, she was awful. She won something like €120m and wouldn't share anything with her family

>>68355418
hes gay and welsh as well

>>68355445
I'd slap the head off any English man stupid enough to even look at me questionably

I'm an american living in the UK
I use brit to learn slang and stuff
*blends back into the crowd*

>>68355477
no ;)

>>68355477
the whole thing please x

>>68355417
>on the run from people who like to write poetry
For what purpose

>>68355477
Euromillion quick pick please

>>68355491
Something an autist would post.

>>68355491
you'll never fit in mate

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>normies

>>68355479
How old are you that was like 10 years ago

>>68355477
Kinder bueno please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GigZ4Yjtwp4

banger

business idea: five consecutive fives

got a stinky bumhole