/brit/

>>68347310
wrong

gonna do an ol' 'cide

just did a big fart

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well I'll be having sex on friday or saturday night, so there's something to look forward to I suppose

>>68347310
All Finns should be killed

>that one anarcho-communist aussie

>>68347310
Sad!

>>68347297
>Sydney property prices
fucking BOOMERS

has /brit/ taken in all the aussie refugees from /balt+ausnz/'s dissolutio?

never knew people could get so bitter and aggressive about being called out on not knowing basic information about deserts

>>68347310
>>68347310
*strafes your house with a spitfire*
whos laughing now punk...

>>68347310
>punches scotland
ah yes

*does a 2007*
ah yes can't wait to get home from school and fuck about on MSN and limewire all night

>68347344
hmmm
Is this me?

>>68347297
just accept the fact that you'll only own a home if you're successful or if you move to a different city that isn't melbourne

once you're past that, life becomes easier

OP where you live brudda

>>68347361
Look at this Asshole, boys

fucking dare any of you soft cunts to come to wakey
you wouldn't make it out alive

>>68347373
lit who was using either of those in 2007

try 2001-2005

Every Aussie flag in here is a pom immigrant with no mates desu

>>68347385
t. the bumposting yank

>>68347310
>>68347372
howling

>>68347406
there are unironically poms posting under this flag

one of the runts works in melbourne.

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me

>>68347403
alri grandad pipe down no one wants to hear about the war

>>68347376
yeh

are australians white?

>>68347403
desu i stopped using MSN in 09

>>68347326
geno, sui, homi?

>Watch homes under the hammer
>either a boomer couple or some asian business partners buy some one bedroom terrace in the city
>Do it up, sell it for twice its price
>no one could afford the house to start with, let alone buy it for its renovated price
>Put it on the rental market for some "young professional" for $800 a week

Ah, yes

>>68347452
at birth yes but then the sun gets us

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all me

>>68347412
You wanna see my bum?

>>68347459
this 2bh, then i switched to facebook chat & skype then i switched solely to fb chat in like 2011

Dodging conscription is possibly the scummiest thing you can do tbqh

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>>68347406

>>68347310
1p
>>68347340
5p
>>68347373
20p
>>68347430
50p
>>68347480
47p

>>68347480
99% of those things are the same here and I'd wager most other countries as well

JF here.

Also Josh Thomas for a hate-fuck.

I used msn up until 2011 when my year graduated and everyone dropped it hard for facebook messenger

>>68347361
don't give a flying fuck desu

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novelist has copped a new car lads

>>68347492
>wanting to fight a war in which the primary adversary poses no immediate threat to the homeland
>wanting to fight a pointless war that the yanks were stupid for getting into
>wanting to come home with PTSD

hmm yeah what a SCUMMY thing to do! haha

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>>68347480
>those draws

HEADS DOWN THUMBS UP

>>68347480
good times

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>>68347480
>no smtv live
bet you don't even wonky donkey

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What is wrong with this image?

>>68347524
*has freddos flashbacks*

>>68347492

lmao I would do it in an INSTANT

>>68347541
thanks for taking the time to inform me that you dont give a flying fuck.

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Any Welsh here?

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I COULD HAVE HAD BLUE EYES

FOR FUCK'S SAKE MUM

>>68347555
*secretly looks at your shoes when you squeeze my thumb*

live and kicking > smtv

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>tfw parents just sold family home they bought in 90s for like $70k for $1.2m
>continue to hector me about getting on the "property ladder"
>you've got to be smart with your money, like we were

Fuckers literally got lucky.

Can't wait to inherit some shit.

>>68347555
That's the way we like to fuck

Fucking hell. Study came out linking people with shaved pubic hair to STI's

Hate girls with bushes. Will literally never go down on them

Why is beer literally ALWAYS on sale? If it's not heineken, it's budweiser, if it's not those it's something else

Like why? There should be a minimum price for alcohol, those stupid "value offers" must contribute an awful lot to the alcohol problem, and also to underage drinking

>>68347539
Tried watching Please Like Me now it's on Netflix and it's shit desu

>>68347553
You think anyone else wanted to go to war? Can't say specifics but it's very likely few of them would have enlisted if they weren't conscripted. They still went though because it was required for them, if they didn't go then little Robert from down the road would've went, and if Robert didn't go then little cousin Johnny would've went. Dodging conscription is entirely motivated out of arrogance self-centeredness

>>68347593
sm:art>>>>

>>68347564
took me a WHILE 2BH

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>Why is beer literally ALWAYS on sale? If it's not heineken, it's budweiser, if it's not those it's something else

>Like why? There should be a minimum price for alcohol, those stupid "value offers" must contribute an awful lot to the alcohol problem, and also to underage drinking

think I'm gonna play footy next year

been a while though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8mx_l7mT8k

>>68347603
le fox and le grapes

>>68347555
>tfw your m8 sitting next to you taps your thumb and you stand up and are awkwardly left standing when it turns out no one picked you

It's 1:11 AM boys

HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT

>>68347611
anyone who willing drinks heineken or budweiser is already underage or has a drinking problem

ffs drink something that doesn't taste like canned farts and piss

I used to watch art attack religiously even though I was too retarded to actually make any of the things correctly

just doxxed this cunt

http://www.fb.com/profile.php

>>68347657
Did this to my mate all the time lel

>>68347586

fucking hope not

>>68347622
still glad my pa didn't go

fuck harold holt, glad the cunt drowned

>>68347646
define footy

would like to play sport again but think i might literally die if i have to run

>>68347492
If the lads went I'd have to go desu

>>68347622
>it's shit desu
Umm sweetie don't think so. What do you want? QAF? At least this is somewhat relatable.

>>68347670
virus

>imagining the glory of a /brit/ regiment
brings a tear to my eye

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>>68347480
>plimsoles

jesus christ in heaven

Could I get some ASMR recommendations?

I could deck you all in real life

>>68347611
Wahh wahh wahh won't somebody think of the children get the government to be involved!!

There already is a minimum unit pricing anyway you stupid cunt

>>68347688

afl. I was GUN back in the day

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>>68347480
>No Dick and Dom in 'da Bungalow

>>68347611
Not sure if you heard about this but it wasn't so long ago (maybe 6-7 years) that supermarkets (large ones like Tesco/Sainsburys, not aldi etc) got done for dumping alcohol, selling it at or below cost. The reason they were doing it was to get people into the shop. Have a big sign saying x price for x alcohol, get them to come in, put it near the back so they have to pass loads of aisles to get there and usually, they'll pick something else up on the way, maybe a few things, maybe they'll do their big shop for the week there just because they saw some cheap beer for the weekend.

After they got banned from doing that they just replaced it with having 'sales'. They switch it up just enough to not get done for it and always have something to entice people into the shop for. There's a reason the 4 corners of your average Tescos are cigarettes, bread, milk, alcohol. It makes people go a long way round the shop for the heavily bought items and hopes they'll pick up other shit on the way.

bogies

>>68347734

Unlikely.

>>68347714
hope they'd use us like a soviet penal battalion and march us over a minefield

she's turned the weans against us lads

>>68347688
Cricket is the gentlemens sport la, give it a go

>>68347737
you fucking weapon

>>68347741
>knowing this

hmm, you're definitely not a pom

>>68347686
Just looked up Harold Holt and turns out he was the one who ended the white Australia policy and started darkie immigration to Australia lmao

>>68347431
young'un

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ah yes time to make them breed

>>68347686
I'm not saying conscription is a good idea lad, and I think the entirety of the Vietnam War was a failure from start to finish, but dodging conscription after it's already been initiated and people are already being sent overseas is what makes you a low-life grub

You guys ever heard about that Chakra stuff?

screaming

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c3d_1480944019

My neopet is probably dead

>>68347816
>conscription is bad the war was a joke the government is corrupt but if you don't bend over and go willingly you're a low-life

Ah yes, bootlickers, where would our government be without them.

>>68347297
>>68347594
Wait till next year cunts. Recession is about to hit Australii for the first time in 25 years. The housing bubble is about to pop and the prices will go down alot.
Like 40-60%.

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I remember playing runescape....

so much time on runescape...

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the prospective gf

>>68347827
yeh need to get some soon

>>68347816
i know what you're saying but i disagree that dodging makes you a grub

>>68347858
Really REALLY hoping for a currency crash. Want to move all my savings from GBP to Aud as soon as it crashes when Aud is at it's cheapest.

>>68347858

I'm OK with this, I am a police officer so hopefully my job is secure enough. Now to ride out the storm! :)

Maybe I'll pick up some bargains.

>>68347862
need a bit more context

>>68347827
realigning it rn

>>68347848
>conscription is bad the war was a joke the government is corrupt so I'm going to let Johnny go instead
Ah yes, much more admirable

Donald J. Trump.

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>>68347861

1v1 me in wildy you scrub

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>on a first aid course at work
>blonde girl with the most perfect arse I've ever seen, wearing tight leggings with her knickers showing through, keeps getting up, walking around, bending over

I would literally go deaf to fuck her lads

is a

>>68347893
>instead

Mate if it's conscription you'd both be going, you not going doesn't mean they'll replace you. They're getting as many as possible.

>>68347834
Did she try to roundhouse him? Kek.

Any body have the topless maisie pics?

>>68347807
>tfw they got all hairy and scatty

>>68347893
Who's johnny and why do i give a fuck if he bends over for daddy government?

>>68347927
she wants you to approach her anon

>>68347649
Ive had sex with over 30 women

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I really tried to keep the Anglo line pure but I have a French-Canadian gf.

>>68347861
I remember one day me and my mates were out having a laugh and then we got to talking about Runescape and then we all went home there and then and hopped on Runescape to spend time together virtually instead of in real life.

going to sleep
pray that i don't wake up

literally undoxxable because I don't live at my home address

>>68347965
She hasn't even looked at me or acknowledged me

Lads this arse.... I really want you all to see it but I don't want to risk taking a pic

Trumparoma

The smell that occurs when a swamp is drained and replaced with raw sewage and other kinds of stinking waste.

'There's been a hell of a trumparoma around here since they drained that swamp and filled it with sewage.'

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>>68347979

>>68347996

Were any of them qt's?

>>68347996
that's literally how it happens lad

>>68348009
aw mate thats sneaky where are you living right now, can i come live with you and do the same thing?

>Know everything there is to know about the job they are potentially hiring me for
>Will fuck up on the stupid behavioral questions not getting me the job

>>68348018
you can't just go on about it and not take a pic

If I move to Kenya can I be part of the white elite or do you have to be born there

>>68347892
any tips?

>>68348026
You mental lad? I didn't talk to any girls until I was 15 and even then that was only for about a year and then I didn't talk to another girl until I was 20.

sjws are the neckbeards of females

>>68347885
fuck the police

>>68347925
I superconsciously judge people using legacy $5 notes as inferior abhuman beings

>>68348056
Queen Victoria's been dead a while now lad

>>68348046
how hard can it be when you have to compete with other Americans?

I haven't had a picture taken of me other than CCTV etc since I was about 13. Never had any form of social media account, use various burner email addresses that I don't keep for long, don't own a smartphone, use VPNs/tor to do anything even slightly sensitive, don't claim any benefits, no bank account, no bills, haven't used the NHS since childhood, never been in trouble with the police.

Who here /off the grid/

>>68347738
>tfw dad wouldn't let you watch dick and dom because he thought it would make you bent

All girls are the same

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>I superconsciously judge people using legacy $5 notes as inferior abhuman beings

>>68347925
Can still do it with the new notes lel

>>68348088
Ok guess I'll have to settle for rhodesia

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>>68348046

Tell me about a time when you had to work with a difficult co-worker, what was difficult about it and how did you overcome it?

I want you to give your answer using STAR.

>>68348091
>leaders in tech
>leaders in science
>best unis in the world
>leaders in business

its hard

>>68348092
Genuinely thought you'd dug through the archive and copypasta'd an old post of mine.

wew

>>68348084

Mm, you want to fuck me, lad?

>>68348111
big keith stole my copy of the beano so i heemed the cunt

>>68347884
>currency crash
Bullshit. The currency wont go down the shitter cause the aussie National bank has been already weakening the currency cause the mining boom ended and because of falling natural resources prices due to us and russia having a fit and flooding the market.
The currency will be stable cause the already had forseen this.
The problem is debt and with People having loans on houses worth millions and the houses drasticly losing worth will boost the payments cause the risk will rise. People who are smart are gonna benefit.
The rest is gonna Pay. I hope many small busineses survive.
>>68347885
Budget Jobs
>safe
I hope your're right, but you never know-how where theyre gonna go looking for cuts.

>>68348122
>full of Americans
can't be that hard

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me

when they closed down MSN that was basically the end of my social life

>>68348122
Most of them are jews

>>68348062
open all chakra gates at once for the ultimate buzz

>>68348111
I had to work with Deano on a project that would save time & money for the company, heemed the cunt right on the spot

>>68348131
Hmm, I think there are a few people like us on /brit/. I basically haven't engaged with the state in any way since I left school at 16.

>>68348122
what job are you applying for?

I hate posting via mobile with a polish keyboard set as default. FuckING autocorrect

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>>68348173

Are you talking about MSN Messenger or the even older MSN Chat Rooms? they were great, when you could use regedit to get yourself a gold hammer.

>>68348150
I never said it will happen, I'm saying I hope it happens. It's definitely not as safe as you think, though. Especially as the Us is going to do great under trump (economically speaking) and the UK will have started to recover from BREXIT, could definitely see a shock drop in AUD exchange rates, though maybe not the, what, 25% needed to be called a crash? It's defined in many ways by different groups.

>>68348092
Why would you do this to yourself though?

I'm guessing you live with your parents, in which case you're very much on the grid.

Not having a bank account or anything sounds like it would be a fuckin nightmare.

>>68348173
>he had people on his MSN
I didn't have someone on MSN until I was like 19. And even then it was some yank lad I've never even met.

how do I pull at non normie clubs

What's nice, a girl's outside, or her inside?

Ooh ah up the __

>>68348216
I don't do it to myself, never felt the need to have any of those things. I don't have a source of income and I never buy anything for myself so I have no need for a bank account. Simple.

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2cc0767ad2bca6fcdde28c97bfc06fd0f42e052359de1888a07e535bfed494562&pass=1

pw: realbrithours

>>68348252
cootah

>>68348252
RA

>>68348215
The plan of the National bank for Australiia to staz competitive is to Haven the aud USD ratio at 0.6 sobie far theyre doING a goodyear job

Why do you guys think Sydney prices are expensive and what is your comparison? This place dollar per square foot is cheaper than a similar place in Malibu or Santa Monica. You Bogans need to get off you floating trailer park and visit NYC or London to see real absolute cost.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/city-east/simon-baker-has-sold-his-north-bondi-penthouse-apartment/news-story/99be2d0655d1f48395eaf9a0984687f4?nk=0ef529921f064de29d3653be2caa1db2-1481120657

>>68348212
63 - 17 + 19 = 65?

>>68347382
Always quite liked the sound of moving to the outback desu

Apparently the Aus government pays a pretty big premium to doctors too so I could get myself a fat palace in Hell's Cauldron, Northern Territory

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I used to have a self-styled "patrician" taste in music, now I listen to any old normie shit with a decent beat

What went wrong?

>>68348278
Cause "its a great way to invest" ANd the dumbfuck mentality of ppl

>>68348273
hmm

>>68348318
you grew up

>>68348278
NYC is definitely cheaper than Sydney lmao

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Anyone remember this?

>>68348252
Fuck off tarrier

>>68348199
social media manager

>>68348278

That's suburban Sydney not actual Sydney you spacker. Bondi isn't what he's talking about.

If you watch youtube and don't watch eevblog you're pretty much a peasant

>>68348318
Had this too. I genuinely think that other lad is right. There was a moment where I realised I was just being a little hipster shite. Now I listen to Taylor Swift at least once per day.

a/s/l?

>>68348373
stop banging on about things that aren't actually things as if they were things

>>68348258
Scum cunt

Execute parasites like you when?

know several highly lucrative and hidden moneymaking methods on old school runescape

>>68348348
Yeah and Yahoo Chat where I used to ask lasses if they had pink or brown nipples

Gas the _____ lads

>>68348388
56 M India look hot yun girls maaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>68348315
There is a reason the vast majority of people don't just up and move to the outback lad, it's fucking shit

>>68348388
69 / yes / your bed

>>68348373
such plebian taste

>>68348344
nah it's not that bad, NYC and London are worse but i'd say NYC, LA, DC and SF are the only cities in the US that are actually worse than Sydney.

>>68348404
does this involve *trimming* armour?

>>68348415
lads

>>68348404
share la

>>68348315
It's as if you've never seen Wake in Fright

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*mentions foreskin to americans*

watch them flail about like hungry mackrel in a barrel trying to justify their mutilated cocks

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mummy and daddy won't stop arguing

I doNT get why anyone would like to live in Sydney. When you can live in Perth or on tasmania living a comFy life

>>68348371
Post a real estate sale link for a place in an expensive area you dumb Bogan.

>>68348344
Put done you meth pipe and VB you faggot. Manhattan has places going for $14000 per square foot - only prime London compares with that cost.

i agreed to meet the ex for coffee
hoping i get some (my)willy-in-(her)mouth action

>>68347622
Dunno, would like to think I'd die for a cause I believe in or for my country in a just war, but fuck dying in Iraq/Afghanistan/Vietnam/Korea. Dying far from home for ideological reasons that aren't my own is a mug's game.

>>68348463
>>68348465
one involves the brimhaven amulet store
not gonna share more

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European cities crack me up baka

>>68347355
if there was a war in Oz i would actually be very welcoming to assie refugees, whereas I'm not too fond of the current "migrant crisis"

am I a racist now?

>>68348539
>am I a racist now?
i think you have always been a racist m8

>>68348496
You're in the middle of it all in Sydney la, right in the middle of the three big eastern cities. In Tasmania or Perth you're pretty much stuck there la

Imagine finding a girl as qt as Taylor Swift.

are plain black t shirts autistic

they're basically all I wear

>>68348499
>square footage is all that matters
alri Deano?

>>68348496
Perth is an isolated primitive city. Sydney is like years behind LA and Perth is 10 years behind Sydney. Which is why Aussies in pictures look like people from 1999.

>>68348574
me too mate, have a couple of nice jumpers too. I don't think they're too bad

>>68348574
they're fine if you're moving props at a panto

>>68348539
>>68348559
>they live in a country with non whites
Hahahahababahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
Cucks

>>68348559
:/

I dont think im a racist, but if what you say is true and I have "always" been a racist. then is it my fault.

that statement implies its innate?

>>68348576
I've noticed this as well for brits that are from the north, feels like ive been back in a time machine talking with them or looking at their clothes

>>68348576
Cousin moved to Perth with no skills and now makes a decent living mining

>>68348608
what's his mining lvl?

>>68348599
tbf i'd rather live in poland, good place

not as good as cz tho

>>68348603
think you may be reading a bit too much into this m7

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>>68348608
Doesn't mean it's not a shit city just because you've got some cash, there's a reason Perth has the stereotype of just being a bunch of cashed up bogans

Uk is a shit boring rainy shithole full of cunts that will be islamic by 2050 ahahahahahahahahshshahahsahshshs

The only thing to do is watch football or slowly drink yourself to death

>>68348668

Football is shit, sorry to break it to you lad.

>>68348422
How're the smaller cities in Australia then? Newcastle etc.

Would quite like to emigrate desu but I can't afford $1 million average house prices

>>68348499
Highest price =/= average price

A flat overlooking Central Park is going to cost tens of milions of dollars, but you'd be able to find cheaper housing in the Bronx or Queens than anywhere in Sydney

Vancouver's apparently the most overpriced city in the world, followed by London

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quit smoking a few days ago so I picked this bad boy up. give us a rate then lads. I'm loving it so far, haven't touched a cig since I got it.

>>68348608
That is because minning/oil is shit work that no one with a brain wants to do - plus you will have to live in a shitty ass area away from everything. We have similar industries in California - you just have to live in a dump like Bakersfield or Visalia.

>>68348709
can an aussie please tell me what this picture is?

>>68348532
New York is pretty much the opposite of the rest of America though

>>68348709
>australian cameras

>>68348709
m'lady

>>68348693
just rent
there's a huge discrepancy between rent and house values
I'm paying $180 a week for a room in a $1.8 million dollar house in Sydney

anyone wanna give me my first sexual experience?

>>68348760

I will suck your uncut willy if you clean properly beforehand.

Depends on location.

tired of you all being so fucking negative nonstop

only been back a few days and it wears me thin I tell you, you're all pricks

>>68348757
jesus, how are mortgage repayments met for buy to let landlords?
i'm paying 100 pounds a week for one room in Manchester

*performs a vivisection on your bollocks*

>>68348793
nah i have phimosis so its either gonna be cut or unclean :^)

>>68348760
ok... bend over

>>68348709
>>68348731
>>68348751
>>68348756
god damn it, I don't know why it's upside down. it's normal when I pull it up on my tablet.

>>68348714
Most mining jobs are FIFO lad, they live in decent cities/towns Perth being the biggest and most obvious

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>secret santa
>for my manager

>>68348795
Can't be arsed with boring bellends like you whining, nobody noticed you were gone how about fuck off

>>68348812

Hm

Would you like to fuck a guy as your first sexual experience? If there was $500 in it for you?

>>68348795
did you go back to tumblr for a few days?

>>68348709
Got an e-fag but I find that it doesn't quite cut it, particularly when I'm drinking. Considering getting snus to see if that's better. Sick of reeking of smoke all the time desu

>>68348757
>$180 a week

You're rent is only marginally more than mine and I'm in a former council house probably worth about £150,000

>>68348831
>>68348795
Good preparation for my family conversation on Christmas Day desu

Reminder that TRUE brits are Anglo-Irish

>When the Phantom Typer is also the Phantom Haxballer

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>>68348827

>new employer
>Secret Santa email
>my fucking god so many rules

>Rules relating to Secret Santa:
>1. This is a gift exchange, whereby those who want to participate will be given a name of a co-worker by the HR Department with the view to purchasing (or making/baking) a gift for the recipient
>2. The maximum gift value to purchase for your recipient should not exceed $10
>3. You should not share with anyone who you are “Secret Santa” for, as the secret might get out!
>4. Remember that this is a work-related “Secret Santa” and in that regard, even if you are friends with your co-worker outside of normal working hours, your gift should remain appropriate and respectful
>5. The Dignity and Respect at Work Policy applies to this –so please ensure your gift is tasteful and will not have the effect of offending, intimidating, threatening or humiliating a person!!

Never worked out how to open armour crates on runescape

>>68348831
you fuck off

small scared man

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me lads

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>this is the average Londoner criticising northerners sense of style

>>68348885
Got no idea what you could get for $10 2bh

Mate works in finance and says that people are given 100k+ in "bonuses" alone, bit ridiculous

>>68348916
reece and chloe are midlanders

>>68348916
would like to spaff on her chebs

>>68348919
half a freddo

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>wow man...you look so retro and northern...like us civilised southerners but 10 years ago haha!

>joint account looking a bit low
>gf repeatedly complaining about it
>dump £200 in there, tell her she doesn't have to worry any more
feels good being a provider, lads

>>68348919
Rubik's cube?

>>68348643
>South Australian

What's the reference?

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>>68347834
Ah yes, British women

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>>68348895
I'm not even pretending

>>68348860
you probably got one of those cheap, shitty disposable e-cigs. you need to get a proper vaporizer m8, the difference is night and day. I put it off for a bit cause of all the mouth fedora memes but fuck that shit, they really are the best way to get off cigs and even eventually nicotine if that's your end goal.

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>bet you've never seen fashion like this in the north eh??

>>68348953
>not putting equal amounts in
if she has a job, then she's taking advantage of you

>>68348955
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders
Saw the movie about it a while ago, interesting stuff

quite pathetic when people ridicule reece for anything apart from his intellect

>joint account
for what purpose

>>68348926
Had an old biology teacher that was a cracking guy, one of these people that seems to have had a tonne of very varied jobs.

He spent a bit of time working in finance and talked about the whole incentivising risk thing - effectively it's gambling, but if by sheer luck you make a killing you get a good bonus, and if not nothing really happens.

>>68347834
tbf Idk what the prior situation was, but I would have beaten the absolute shit out of that fella

>>68348984
I pay 60% of the bills, she pays 40%, and we both put in a little extra every month
Guess it just got a bit low what with christmas and that

>>68348972
It's a Kangertech subvod, not the most high end but it should have been sufficient (was about £40)

I was at home and stopped smoking over study leave with it, but the second I have a drink I'm back on the fags

>>68348953
>feels good being a cuck, lads

why would that feel good?

>>68349025
paying bills

>Joint Account

Been with my gf 7 years, would literally never get a joint account for anything other than paying the rent.

Just joined the superwholock fandom

>>68349070
>60/40
for what reason

yeah joint account is fucking retarded

>>68349127
I make more than her, obviously

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Lads is it fedora to use a pen like this?

It's a present somebody got me once and it's worth like fifty quid. It helps me write really nice and the ink lasts forever.

I'm not a billionaire or high flying lawyer though so appreciate I might look a bit of a nobhead using it

it's all about equity accounting

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Denmark is rightful British clay, when will you allow us into the anglo club?

>>68349153
yes

if you're not using a bic biro you're a knobhead

>>68349153
Couldn't give two fucks what pen you used mate

>>68349153
nobody cares what pen you use anon

how would you rate tecc vapes lads?

haha look at anon using that fancy pen haha what a twat haha
*returns to picking and packing*

>>68348643
my state has a unicameral legislature based off Queensland's

>>68349195
by asking some mong who gives a shit

having a drink
having a think

>>68349151
doesn't change the fact that she consumes half of everything, rent/bills etc.

>>68349171
when will you let us into the northen club?
britain is northern

>>68349187
Just really like it, but don't wanna look like a nobhead whipping out a giant silver pen that is a bit fancy when I'm an office runt, haha

>>68349222
doxxable information

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Australia is Western California, but the lowest white trash Californian is by far superior to the Aussie Bogan. Aussie women are best described as primitive.

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who /sad/ here?

>>68349236
b urself :)

>>68348985
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowtown_murders
Shit

Were the victims actually paedos or just random people?

>>68349227
that's why she does all the cooking and cleaning

remember tay lads

:/

Is it socially acceptable to through biodegredable waste such as apple cores and banana skins on the floor outside?

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>>68349153
no

rank the following English rulers:
alfred the great
henry viii
canute
john lackland
hengist

>>68349224
do you give a shit?

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>tfw only eating ~1100 calories to cancel out the beer

Think I might just become a fat cunt instead, this is bollocks

>>68349253
they made a movie about it

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1680114/

>>68349264
i dont know but I always do

tissues too

if anyone challenges me i'll just threaten them physically

might get the omen x gaming machine lads, youtube advert says its good

>>68348985
live in Adelaide and never heard of this wtf

Fucking hell lads gf says my contribution to the joint account is going up to 80%, better cut down on luxuries

>>68349264
throw

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>>68349233
when AngloNordic Union

>>68349333
:xxxxxxxx

>>68349329
everyone's heard of them mate
we don't call it Stabelaide for no reason

>>68349153
does it have a lid or do just twist the lid looking bit to make the nib come out?

>>68349309
using an omen now it's alright
omen x is a bit too pricy for me though 2bh

>>68349329
adelaide is fucking scary 2bh
tamam shud is a Bond they accidentally did for real

>>68349253
Pretty sure at least some were just people that they had gripes with and they were labelled gay/paedo to justify it

>tfw you and your wife chuck all the monies into a joint account

it's not so bad lads