/brit/

we killed the wrong hitler

>We also like to see how well you would present yourself to our customers if you were working for us, so please wear appropriate business dress to your interview

what did they mean by this?

ah yes, the irish victim mentality

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We did it reddit

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>Vote to leave the EU
>doing erasmus next year
>get free EU bennies

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Macedonia rules the waves.

>>68345239
no thongs and board shorts, mate

The duty of the British man is to colonise desu and for that reason I will be moving to Spain when I'm retired

>>68345230
You mean we should have gone after his sister?

>>68345239
shirt and tie m8, the standard

The Irish scum wouldn't be sat on our table as equals, they'd be cleaning the plates and eating any scraps

>>68345250
his title is President Trump. get it right

>>68345250
The BBC is more biased than /pol/

>>68345259

*Former Yugoslav Republic of

whats going on in Sudan?

>>68345250
Screaming

Why isn't this on normal news

Lower middle-class is the true patrician social class and anyone who disagrees with me is a fucking runt.

>>68345259
macedonian pig-dogs

>>68345286
The president of USA is Barack Obama.

>>68345291
well.. obviously because /pol/ is unbiased

does this really need to be said?

Spent the last 3 days playing Football Manager and watching One Tree Hill non-stop. I'm 24 years old. The absolute state of my life haha

>>68345281
>tie
its not a real job only retail

>>68345340
fuck off back there you mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-PgHSZh6U
I'm a bigot lads

>>68345345
>playing Football Manager
is that a euphemism for being a nonce?

>>68345346
what store?

I've been playing the same song on repeat for three hours now.

>>68345346
you need to show them that you are serious and professional regardless even warehouse jobs expect this

>>68345397
yo dawg

>>68345293
Delete your lies and apologize.

>>68345315
shiet why r u following me around ?

Starting to think Trump is a meme

>>68345389
coles

>>68345397
my ballbag under the bottom boat on the left

>Britain could slash environmental and safety standards 'a very long way' after Brexit, Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg says

>The MP said standards that were 'good enough for India' could be good enough for the UK

>>68345429
as long as you wear shoes you'll be fine

When will we start calling Greece 'former Turkish republic of Greece'

>>68345447
Laughing at all the twats who bummed off him for years with >wow le based moggy xDddD

Possibly the most Reddit politician going

>>68345345
Do you not have a job?

>>68345378
Kek

The former Mercian republic of Birmingham

>>68345453
thongs are shoes i reckon

>>68345456
i already do lad. been at it for years

>>68345378
u n d e r r a t e d

>>68345486
never got the mogg gimmick

he's a posh cunt who goes around with his nanny

i mean wot

>>68345378
No it's a popular management-based football game. Like FIFA, but for true intellectuals.

>>68345488
Yeah but it's zero-hours contract shift work, and even though I've had ~30 hours per week regularly for the last 6 months, management have inexplicably decided to hire 5 new staff members at the same time, meaning my hours have gone down to about 15 hours per week. Now I've got loads of free time at the time where all of my friends, who have real jobs, are working.

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>he thinks this is a shoe

>>68345566
Are you a graduate or do you just enjoy runting away with your life?

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Good desu

>>68345397
ah yes ships

>>68345397
me after the club

downside i didn't think about before: having a job would mean i'd have to start paying attention to world events again so coworkers don't think im weird

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/806476696257957888

>>68345364
>taking the bait

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>>68345250
HOWLING

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>>68345610
so why doesn't she just like fuck off

it's not like she's british anyway

Business idea: instead of people who live in European Union countries getting European citizenship only people with European heritage get European citizenship

ex wants to meet for coffee
should i do it or no

>>68345610
>black woman trying to overturn brexit
why cant niggers just mind their own business? Fucking cunts just take take take but never give

>>68345250
time magazine person of the year 1938

>>68345693
>Have absolutely no interest in Ireland
>Mum was born in Belfast but moved straight away
>Mum has no interest in Ireland either and only holds a British passport
>I was born in England
>This somehow entitled me to get an Irish passport as a back up. Feel absolutely 0 connection to Ireland but it's nice to have a back up.

Surely you have some Irish in you lad? It's so lax on the rules.

>>68345206
GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>>68345693
nearly every country in Europe was an ethnostate 70 years ago
Now they pretend ethnicity doesn't exist

>>68345600
Yeah just finished my MSc, it was in a meme subject though and now I have no idea what to do with my life. Right now I'm living at home with no bills, so I save ~£800 each month. If I got a generic graduate job I'd probably save fuck all, might be worth it just to actually do something with my life though.

>>68345716
>Ermm like voting for brexit isn't racist lol wow why do we all get called racist for wanting to leave a trade block?!
>WOW FUCK OFF NIGGER

hmmmmmm makes me think

>>68345206
>yank flag
straight into the shitter with this one lads

I would like to say that team brexit are the stupidest and most idiotic people I have ever come across. It is a shambles and an affront to all that is decent.

Business idea: go to uni as a mature student and get a degree in mathematics, then become a maths teacher

>>68345261
How would they even know if you're wearing a thong?

>>68345782
i voted for it for racist reasons
a lot probably did
I want them out tbqh

>>68345758
Ermm sweetie Huguenots, 1066 and Danelaw x

>>68345793
Brexit has happened because over many years the tabloid press have duped gullible people into blaming the EU for this country's problems

what haircut should I get
sick of the bowlcut

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

>>68345549
hope his footman didn't hear you say that

>>68345774
Good lad, just want to offer you some advice whilst you're here because I kick myself every day.

I graduated and cos all my mates got jobs I thought I HAD to get one straight away.

Wish I'd took some time to live at home properly, save money and just chill out, there really is no fucking rush. Even at 30 you've got like 30-40 years left working.

Sorry if that sounds patronising but wish somebody had told me that.

Grats on the MSC, particularly if you're the psychology lad, you seem like a lad I wouldn't mind having a pint with.

>>68345833
unironically would heem the lot of them

>>68345712
someone answer me you rancid swine

>>68345799
Everybody I know who has become a teacher absolutely fucking hates it.

>>68345819
the EU is bad for many countries in europe

>>68345838
cheers man x

>>68345827
12 month dryspell at the end of this month desu

Being in the eu was the only way we could get away with have a preference for white immigrants over non white immigrants desu

>>68345799
Friend of mine got halfway there after graduating and decided he fucking hates kids

>>68345875
kek

>>68345859
no

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Free the Blackman one

Tories got destroyed at the the stand in PMQs, Corbyn really is shit

can't believe that maggot rejected me

had to act like a complete normie faggot for THREE fucken interviews and he still has the NERVE to give me the old thanks but no thanks

would have been a good job as well. could have found meself a nice little flat and been well on my way to /gf2017/

yet here I am

>>68345799
just graduated as a teacher, do it - its not that bad.

>>68345864
yeah, heard stories of aussies going over to teach your louty british kids. Chairs thrown over the room, an emergency button where teaches rush in.

mm yeah, no thank you sweetie :) xx

>>68345882
My mates hate it. It sounds fucking awful.

>Parents don't respect you and think all their special snowflakes deserve all the attention
>Can barely teach because most time is just writing reports etc
>Nobody respects you, 'those who can't do, teach' etc
>The pay is fucking shite too

Literally why?

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ah yes american universities

Getting worried gf 2016 wont pan out

>gf messages me "Hey xx"
>say "Hiya how's work? x"
>get back "Ok xx"
ahh yes, worthwhile conversation

>>68345904
David Lidington is shit for the tories. Why they've put Emily Thornberry forward is beyond me.

Should have been Dawn Butler, she's pretty good.

>>68345824
Ditch the haircut and grow a rat tail

>>68345920
my mam works for a uni and said its like that at university level too now
parents calling lecturers and abusing them for giving their precious child a bad grade

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>>68345927

>>68345948
You got some kisses out of it so there's that

>>68345838
Yeah that's me, been posting about it a tad too obsessively on /brit/ because it's on my mind a lot. Met up with all my school mates recently and even the runtiest ones had stable jobs. Grandparents keep telling me things like "Oh I hope you find a proper job soon", meaning any £16k Mon-Fri 8-5 job. Parents aren't giving me any shit about it to be fair, but all the same I'd like to move out at some point because it feels like I'm going nowhere, hard to be a normie when you live with your parents in an unskilled job, even if you are saving more money than you would otherwise.

Still, hopefully be able to tough it out for now and wait until the right job comes along, ta for the advice.

>>68345961
you've got to be kidding me

better business idea: get a degree, and then teach english as a second language in other countries around the world

>>68345963
>Darker the bigger?
ah yes, excellent sentence

>>68345964
>"You on your lunch? x"
>"Box"
>"No xx"
it's just the kisses keeping me going tbf

The 2-repeat allele of the MAOA gene confers an increased risk for shooting and stabbing behaviors.

>>68345982
nope
the worst shes heard is some girl who got her dad to ring the manager at a paid work placement she was in because he shouted at her haha
How do these cunts expect to make in the real world

Has anyone read Trump's TIME Person of the Year article?

It's the most bullshit biased crap ever.

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Unironically me

>>68345987
Come to Australia mate, my state pays graduate teachers 40,000 pounds. Ability to move up to around 60,000 until you become head of department.

>>68346030
I don't want skin cancer though

>>68346012
I'm not a clever man but I reckons kids these days are too used to being able to control conversations on their facebooks and twitters and they can't deal with not being able to block people in real life

>>68345961
Fucking hell. Absolutely unbearable.

>>68345966
Na lad I'm in a very similar situation to you and I get the same shit. My grandparents don't understand either, they think that it's just the old days where you just turn up.

My uni drop out cousins work on like 16k as recruiters but they think because that's a 9-5 office job that they've made it and I should follow suit.

It does feel like that at times but you got to remember that once you get that first proper job, that's you for life, no more weeks off at a time, just stress and worry for the rest of your days.

P.s. just get a gf in a similar situation to you, I have a gf who is still working on min wage and lives at home too, she understands and it's fine, I seem norm as they come.

>>68346012
oh fuck this world

>>68346041
harden up, sweetie

>>68345896
ROOO

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>>68345949
The current leader of our Tories is a Brazilian woman named Ronalee Chapchuk Ambrose, who speaks Spanish and Portuguese but not French, and has a bachelors degree in women's and gender studies.

None of that is made up

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>>68345927
>>68345963

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*sorts the runts into hufflepuff*

fucking hate liberals

>>68346077
Cannot even imagine living in a Jewish experimental ground

Why the fuck would ANYONE want to live in America

>>68346071
You're beyond saving aren't you

>>68346094
>Why the fuck would ANYONE want to live in America
Some parts of it are pretty great

>>68346118
a lot of it isn't so great though

also it's going to be a white minority country soon

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>>68346071

How the fuck do these people get such meme tier degrees and go on to be successful

>>68346142
diversity quotas

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>>68346103
I have come to fear so.
Some polls suggested that most Canadians supported Trump. It's possible we could have our own Brexit or Trump style nationalist movement, but I kind of doubt it.

>>68346051
they're just told they're perfect since the time they can talk. My younger sister had a sports day last summer and every child got winners medals even if they didnt win
kids arent even taught they can lose or do bad

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how do normal people decide where to get their hair cut?
can you ask the barber/stylist to just do whatever they think suits you?

>>68346142
People already in power pick their successors based on ideology rather than competence.

>>68346094
Sweden is the Jewish experiment for Europe lad
they'll try it on others soon

>>68346142
malcolm tucker reaction pics/gifs are underrated imo

Giving up nicotine is easy lads, I'm on day 4 now and barely feel any different.

>>68346186
I literally just say 'shorter' to my barber and she does it fine every time

1 word

>>68346186
>can you ask the barber/stylist to just do whatever they think suits you?
That's what I do, but I know my stylist pretty well.
I wouldn't do it at a walk in place.

>>68346186
jesus christ cunt, haven't you ever been to a fucking barber?

>>68346149
I've been to PARTY!, WHITE PEOPLE AND TERRORISTS, SNOBS, PEASANTRY and DECADENCE

>>68346197
Agreed, too many runts don't get it or under-appreciate it.

>going to the barbers
>not just having a female friend to cut your hair for free

*punches right*

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>>68346142
She also has a masters (of arts) in political """science.""" That helps I guess.
She's only the interim leader, hopefully a real Conservative will replace her.

>>68346055
>It does feel like that at times but you got to remember that once you get that first proper job, that's you for life, no more weeks off at a time, just stress and worry for the rest of your days.

>not leaving your job every few years and taking a few months off

>>68346192
we're just as bad as sweden

I like helping people learn and I get on better with kids than adults. What other requirements are there for teachers?

DARE TO DREAM, that the dawn is breaking on an independent United Kingdom.

This is now, if the predictions are now right, this will be a victory for REAL people, a victory for ORDINARY people, a victory for DECENT people!

We have fought against the multinationals, we have fought against the big merchant banks, we have fought against big politics, we have fought against lies, corruption, and deceit, and today, honesty, decency, and belief in nation, I think now, is going to win.

And we will have done it without having to fight, without a single bullet being fired. We'd have done it by damned hard work on the ground. By people like my friend Mr. Banks here. And by people in the Labor Party, and the Conservative Party, and UKIP, and of no party, who've taken part in this campaign.

And we'll have done it, not just for ourselves, will have done it for all of Europe. I hope this victory brings down this failed project, and leads it to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong.

Let June the 23rd go down in our history as our... INDEPENDENCE DAY!

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Reminder that if your county doesn't have a cricket team it's basically irrelevant

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>>68346161
these were all around dublin couple months ago

fuck off racists

>>68346224
>female friend
ah yes, mum

some car alarm has legit been going every 5 minutes for the last 3 hours

>>68346222
one of the best comedies of all time imo

someone is playing shitty rap music outside and I can't tell where its from

>>68346261
comedy cum documentary desu

When will this "modern world" bubble end, lads? Is war the only means to bring about the revolution?

>>68346186
i get the normie x100 haircut
fade to 0 on sides and thinned out on top

>>68346192
>implying they care enough to test their policies before forcing them on everyone

Sweden just put up the least resistance. They've been going every country within their reach since day one.

>>68346246
>county of residence isn't there but county of birth is
wew close one

>>68346283
it's okay we'll have a massive famine soon that kills everyone.

>>68346055
Yeah my grandparents are the same, they'd be delighted with me if I had that sort of job, but they don't see bar work as being a real job, even though it lets me save more money. Same thing with my mates from school - when I told people I was a barman I could see them becoming confused, as if to say what did one of the cleverest guys we knew do to fuck up his life so much. But I'm ok with it I guess, my biggest problem is just not knowing what I want to do with my life. If I had this as a temporary plan for a couple of years and then knew what I wanted to do after that then it would be ok, but I'm not even at that stage yet.

Regarding the gf, I can only think of one girl I know who's in the same situation as me, and she's not really gf material. Most of the girls I work with dropped out of school after GCSEs and, although they're very friendly, I don't think we'd really gel together. Not sure if girls really do get hired more easily than guys or if that's just a 4chan meme, but the ones I know seem to be in fairly permanent employment (while there's 4 guys at my work in the same situation as me).

Just turned 26 but still think I'm one of the young ones fresh out of school.

Odd.

Playing Vanilla Ice lads. It's on 11

>>68346229
To be fair lad, there's a huge difference between studying politics and studying women's studies or whatever it is.

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>>68346247
Our BLM movement got in a fight with our LGBTQ movememt when the blacks hijacked a pride parade in Toronto, even after the gays invited them as guests of honour.

>>68346192
have you ever been to sweden or did you get everything you know from liveleak videos? mong

>>68346205
not a barber only mainstream franchise salons

>>68346322
wtf I love the blacks now

>>68346313
>Not sure if girls really do get hired more easily than guys or if that's just a 4chan meme,

My boss has said to my face that he'd have hired a girl he fancied if it wasn't for the two women on the panel saying that they didn't want to hire her because she was acting like a slag.

It happens 100%, particularly if it's a middle aged man doing the hiring.

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how did 13000 italians freeze in a sub tropical climate

>>68346322
me on the top right next to the word natural

>>68346319
Her bachelors is in women's and gender studies, her masters is poli sci (but the B. of Arts not B. of Sci)

>>68346364
Desert gets cold at night.

>>68346364
you clearly have never been in a desert

>>68346364
it was in the middle of winter

>>68346326
you need to give the barber at most 4 instructions. front, top, sides and back.

>>68346324
I have swedish friends that I talk to on teamspeak and they tell me how stupid it is
Like its not riots in the streets or anything like some people make out but its just detached from reality
Lad I know lives in a white city and said a woman was raped by a refugee and on the news she said she was moving because she doesn't feel safe BUT its not the refugees that make her feel unsafe just men in general

go back to leftypol you melt

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>>68346364
it's cause we were there

The worst thing about Middlesbrough is the people. The fact it's a grim shithole isn't helped by the fact it is populated by the most dull, bitter, humourless fucking window-licking apes in Britain.

Nuke it.

>>68346286
my face is too long for that unfortunately, i end up looking like bert from seasame street

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>>68346380
even then its very common knowledge that deserts get cold at night. he's a total mong 2bh.

>>68346324
Sweden is completely fucked mate

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top of the mornin to ye

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009228/Pakistani-passenger-jet-37-passengers-board-disappears-say-airline.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4009228/Pakistani-passenger-jet-37-passengers-board-disappears-say-airline.html


47 Londonistanis died lads haha

>>68346399
>shut in mongs you play your nonce videogames with
shant trust that as an unbiased source

>>68346437
alri creg

>>68346426
me on the left thinking about dinner

>>68346409
https://youtu.be/Urtiyp-G6jY

>>68346427
first hand experience helps understand why deserts are truly the worst biome

also yes, the guy's a complete thicko

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And your thoughts?

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really thinking

>>68346455
they're not shut in though. We all have jobs/go to uni
just something to do on these cold winter nights innit

>>68346449
oh right
*goes back to mourning Brazilian football players*

>>68346457
hate the way burgers say craig ngl

>>68346469
my dad (dead now) effectivley dodged the draft

>>68346427
If it's such common knowledge then why did they freeze?

>>68346485
go away evil dogger

>>68346449
i will definitely be spending energy mourning the loss of pakistanis. such a tragedy.

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>divided
e d g y

>>68346486
Hmm yes, a 4.5 frequency, I understand. Quite.

>>68346505
probably the italian-american regiment.

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>>68346426

>>68346485
thanks

>>68346511
did they edit his face or does it really have the texture of a scrotum

>>68346486
race is a social construct tho

>>68346364
no such thing

>>68346511
creasing at this whole shitshow. It's like middle america has realised how to exert influence and the tiny coastal media class has no clue what's happening. Incredible

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haha alright lads!!!!!!????!????????!

>>68346505
italian incompetence

>>68346511
>a small subsect of crybaby liberals means the country is divided

I can't stop looking at latina porn

>>68346511
Read the fucking article

>glorifies castro
>shits on trump
>spends 4 paragraphs talking about how his interior decorating is shit and he lives in the sky
>says he's a racist bigot xenophobic unfit for office and how he divided america

>>68346525
ey whoa fuck yoo pal

t. Bobby Babbiano

>>68346545
race exists but all racial traits are positive. anything negative is a social construct.

>going to the barbers
>not just scraping your head against the pavement over and over

good goys

>>68346576

fuck off back to /pol/ CUNT

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>>68346542
Latter.

Fair enough, he is old.

Oh yank politics, again.
*goes and talks to someone*

How much did Moot sell 4chan for?

Starting to become convinced by the flat earth argument lads

trump is the product of division not the cause of it

Really want to have sex but nobody wants me to have sex with them

>>68346570

do every anglo sexualizes decent looking spics or is just a meme ?

>>68346283
you mean civil war?

>>68346615
hello

reddits mastery of smug snottyness is really an artform at this stage

>>68346576
Can't people have opinions now

sitting down and listening to music at the moment

may get some lunch soon

Really am sick of the UK lads.

Can't wait for independence.

>>68346630
Idk, I just got into it 2bh

>>68346364
>battle of sirte
>2 jan 1941

Nice try

there is nothing wrong with being black

>>68346611
fuck off back to /lgbt/ POOFTER

>>68346617
2 caramacs and a lilt

>>68346649
If you're Scottish please go.

If you're Northern Irish sad to see you go but I understand.

>>68346617
bout tree fiddy

>>68346649
me too
t. Cornish nationalist

>>68346511
Really gets them neurons goin I'll tell you that
>>68346576
>Reading the article

The majority won't bother, all they'll care about's that he's on the cover

>>68346617

about three fifty aha

>>68346635
alri lad

>>68346643
Not in journalism, at least they shouldn't

>>68346617
GOTTA SELL TO A

>>68346673
do cornish nationalists actually exist
when i was in cornwall i saw like 10 cornish flags for every 1 union jack

hello?

Listening to 'Budapest' by 'George Ezra'.

>>68346695
bit boring

goodbye?

was moot actually jewish or was that just a made up 4chan gimmick?

not a fan of this unseasonably warm weather

need it gone RIGHT NOW or at least within two days

waaheeeey having a bloody pint with the lads fill me arse with crumpets it's nearly 5 bongs

>>68346427
Says the mong who fell for a shoop.

Go read a book you dense nigger.

i'am allowed to be here ?

>>68346741
According to his wiki entry he's American.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Poole

>>68346741
Ye

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>>68346708
nah lad that was the ginster's logo

>>68346746
>check uk weather
>~14c
>"warm"

ahh yes

>>68346734
>my news needs to entertain me not inform me

hmm

>>68346757
yes, a shopped image means not knowing deserts get cold doesn't make you a moron.

think before posting next time. you're embarrassing yourself.

childhood is when you repost memes
adulthood is when you create and perpetuate gimmicks

i want an independent me

>>68346808
*perpetuates this gimmick*

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>>68346768
of course second greatest ally (behind portugal, sry babes x)

>>68346768

alri alexis

Going to japan in 3 weeks, you lads want anything?

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howling at the runts who wanted this goofer to win

I want a boyfriend but everyone on tinder is ugly as fuck, or they have these meme group pics

>>68346848
cornettoru~

REALLY need to pick up this New Years

Make or break stuff

>>68346797
14c in december is unseasonably warm you ingrate

>>68346804
>dense nigger fell for a wind up
>makes a tit of himself
>"b-b-but ur embaresin urself ppp:D"

Anybody else started training for when you get conscripted to fight Russia in ww3 next year

>>68346848
1 hug please
I'll transfer you the £3,000 when I have it

>>68346848
take me to the suicide forest

>>68346861
are you even allowed to be gay in chile

>>68346848
Some pocky and taiyaki please lad

The best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day

>>68346884
>not cutting off a finger of your feet

>>68346878
>i was just pretending to be retarded

ok then, whatever you say mate.

>mild outside
>cold as fuck indoors

how does that work then? gonna put my fucking towelled robe on

>>68346834
Gunna go wank to oil rigs again thanks

>>68346861
Do gays in Chile have to be more secretive?

>London had suffered from poor air quality since the 1200s,[3]

what

>>68346884
>conscripted
shan't be agreeing to this

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>>68346884
>raising a finger to fight for a bunch of white apologists
>implying I wouldn't aid the russians

>>68346898
yes, but only if you hang out with educated people

>>68346924
3

>>68346848
can of coke and a pack of starburst please hun x

>>68346909
You are retarded though, there's no pretence.

Time you went and poked a cop, Jamal.

>>68346906
>a finger of your feet

>>68346884
I'm built like the beast from the chase so they probably wouldn't take me

>>68346884
>unironically thinking there's going to be a ww3
wew

>>68346924
you were the most advanced city in 1200 and probs burning shit en masse

>>68346918
yes, boys won't hold hands in the street
and they will kiss when no one is watching.
lesbians got an easier time tho

just stubbed one of my feet-fingers on a coffee table lads

fucking livid

Why are niggers so thick?

>>68346909
You're a fucking idiot lad admit it. It's a photoshop, and obvious one at that. You really think 1000 Australians killed over 100,000 Italians in 2011 on the shores of Lybia?

Thick cunt.

>>68346934
Mask on or off when you're up against the wall lad?

>>68346946
yep, im retarded. you are a master ruseman. well done!

>>68346970
shut up racist

>>68346869
matcha flavoured one it is.

>>68346887
>>68346888
>>68346899
alri

>>68346945
okay sweets x

>>68346900
THAIIILAAAAAAD

>>68346967
Oh, right on.

>>68346971
I never said that. please follow the conversation back to its beginnings before butting into a discussion that doesn't involve you.

>>68346961
there's definitely gonna be a ww3 but I reckon it'll be china's doing. russia will probably side with china though

>>68346980
At least you can admit it, Jamal. There's no hope for you though. Time for the rope, lad.

notification that you are calling the janitor a retard and he will NOT let you off without repercussions

when does voting for the 2016 gimmick of the year start ?

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>dying of cold in the desert
I wouldn't be able to look my family in the face (in heaven)

>>68347003
I did you and you're thick as two short planks mate. Admit it.

>>68346900
reply to me on facebook jordan haha

>>68347003
FFS, m8. You're just making things worse for yourself. Just drop it cos you've not come out of this looking well.

Doing a hangover poo
The stench.

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Why don't Australians get a white Christmas?

>>68347036
fucking cool it ed ill do it in a second ahaha

mum said you cant come over tomorrow for dinner

>>68347024
>(in heaven)

fantastic meme my fellow god-fearing lad

>>68347055
>hangover
>on a wednesday

I bet you're going places in life

>>68346965
>you were the most advanced city in 1200
you're like 500 years off lad

>>68346503
Coward

>>68347062
fuck off atheist

>>68347060
Why can't Canadians get a white girlfriend?

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>anon. anon. can you smell that? have a good sniff cos that's moist, wet, swollen pussy you are not getting tonight.

>p.s. i've shit the bed too. sorry.

>>68347011
>any country wanting to lose money fighting a war against the USA they know they can't win
WEW

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ed?

>>68347067
In uni mate, had no lectures today and I got invited to a party last night

>>68347067
>over the age of 21
>not having crippling alcohol problems

laffin at you, m8

>>68347027
im going to assume you actually did and realised you've embarrassed yourself. fortunately, im just gona forget about it because i dont care about you or your posts.

>>68347096
Yeah?

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>>68347096

>>68347108
>gona
FOY

very hungry right now

failed my parents boys.

>>68347128
I'm eating chips as we speak

>>68347073
rude cunt, he had glasses and other health issues at the time so it was unlikely he would have actually been drafted. that's why i said effectively.

Ended up being contracted by the DoD later anyway to do some IT shit.

>>68347090
The Chinese are so much easier 2bh

>>68347128
*emails you a sandwich*

>>68347061
why not haha
was looking forward to it, love barbara's cooking