Why are you still awake? edition
Because it's only 9:30 pm & I plan to fap soon.
Because I have 42 pages of papers to write by Friday
>>68342311
just imagined that at that moment when she orgasmed she just fell from the building and she was still orgasming while falling to her death. that would be an amazing way to die.
>sleeping during extened real nigga hours
>>68342311
i want the rest of these pics
Good morning /cum/
>>68342363
It's 4:30 you dumb Texan
>>68342385
real nigga hours who up
>>68342414
>>68342363
>>68342271
>Why are you still awake?
Because orange county made me feel bad about going to sleep so now I can't fall asleep and am on my phone now
Man, I'm supposed to be finishing this linear algebra packet, but I don't know how to do this shit.
>>68342512
>>68342443
>Sinn Féin
Oh how the mighty have fallen
>>68342561
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68342561
Daily reminder that this is the greatest condiment to go with french fries.
Does Pizzagate have any fact to it or is it basically a bunch of fearmongering?
I need to ask here because /pol/ would be too biased and news sites can't be trusted.
>>68342561
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
>>68342662
get a gun and find out for yourself
>>68342662
>Pizzagate have any fact to it
its as real as you are a real nigga
so no
>>68342662
>pizzagate
I really hope this goes down in history so children can encounter this word in textbooks and laugh.
>>68342743
>>68342743
>>68342798
dont do it
>>68342821
>>68342835
DONT
DO
IT
real lewd hours are still a thing?
>>68342821
do what?
>>68342852
>>68342882
>>68342886
>>68342873
yea but its every hour now
>>68342903
picture of the average californian
picture of the average Alabamian
bit gay
just a bit
thats it i'm going to sleep
>>68343022
im alot cuter than that
This thread is fucking gay as all get out
Why don't any cool people post this late at night
>>68343108
You're not exactly average <3
>>68343134
I've contacted the proper Canadian authorities
enjoy your reeducation
>>68343176
Jokes on you homo I'm a fellow American, the Leaf police wouldn't dare touch me
>tfw no happy-go-lucky yank mate to take for a curry and a messy night out in town
>>68343297
I'll be your mate
You people are fucking disgusting
>>68343338
what state you from?
>>68343297
>a messy night out in town
what did he mean by this
>>68343287
brat
>>68343370
Arkansas
>>68343366
Thanks
>>68343366
>>68343402
for you? like 2 pints
>>68343405
never been that one
>>68343421
It's alright
Japan's everyday.
>>68343429
what makes Arkansas better than regular Kansas?
>>68343529
We have mountains
LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEtCL4E7XA0
>>68343581
do like a good mountain tbf
>>68343684
So do I
(Chuckles)
*becomes the mayor of Cincinnati*
alri
hehe
I will be interviewed on the TODAY show at 7:30. Enjoy!
Is today a holiday or something?
>>68345094
There's nothing wrong with moonpies
yoyoyoyo was up my fellow neets?!
I can't stop shitting
>>68348644
stop drinking coffee
Just got friendzoned by a girl in my dream
>>68348719
Better then falling in love, marrying her, having kids, and growing old together.
I still have PTSD from that dream
>>68345094
>>68348426
yeah what does this failed tranny have against moonpies?
Love you, /cum/
>>68348864
Bit gay
>>68348924
I don't love you as in "I want to fuck you"
Just pure love
>>68348864
Are those boys or girls?
>>68348966
Yes.
>>68348963
>>68348924
remember, yuri is the purest form of love
>>68348966
Canadian boys
>>68349065
Canadian boys look a lot like Finnish boys
>Canadian Union of Public Employees sues Wynne sued over Hydro One sale
:--DD
it's a good day... stupid bitch...
>>68349065
>tfw no Canadian bf to cuddle with
>>68349190
Explain
>>68349190
I made some good money of that sale so no
Site is dying.
Post your anime wife.
>>68349479
I have 2 waifus
>>68349479
>>68349479
Work week starts up tonight.
>>68349479
Good morning, /cum/
If I namefag like Baja will I get guaranteed (You)s too?
>>68349842
not from me lol hahahah xdd
>>68349663
but datz a boy :)
>Get Janny'd
>Don't ban evade
>Wait out my ban
Who here /devilish/?
>>68349794
Good morning, Baja
Sleep well?
>>68349883
>he doesnt ban evade
faggot
tfw my dynamic ip only dynamically changes around 3 times a year
>>68349884
>Sleep well?
Yes, but not so much.
How about you?
>when you make an abhorrent post with an american proxy
just took my 2nd to last final. Need a 92 to get an A in the class. I felt confident on 40/50 and was able to narrow it down to a 50/50 or 33/33/33 on the rest of the problems
bit worried
I'm joining the US national team lads
>>68349943
power cycle your router bro
new ip
>>68349958
That's a bit unfortunate
I slept well enough to get through today
>>68350146
my IP lease time is 72 hours. In order for a new IP to be assigned to my router it has to be disconnected for 3 fucking days. It may as well be a static IP
>>68350222
Damn, that's brutal hombre
>>68350046
Still have three finals to go and at least one paper.
Pretty trashed but I'm not giving in to apathy yet. This is my last semester.
>>68349876
which makes it even better.
suck my feminine dick faggots
>>68350371
HOL UP
he is?
also when's the next translation coming?
>>68350670
he keeps changing to a guy and back yeah
and no idea where the new chapters are or when theyll get rewleased
Usps lost my package buds.
Better hope I can find the tracking otherwise I'll be out 20 buccaroos. I usually don't add it just because I'm too lazy and disorganized. I know its in my room somewhere though.
>>68350742
released*
>>68350742
wtf I hate usa now
>>68350792
rude
>>68350776
What was in the package?
not a fan of faggots desu
in fact, i think they should all die
reminder that all straight men should kill themselves
>>68351271
Please have sex with girls
>>68351271
Straight men are for cuddling, not for mourning
>be a faggot
>kill yourself before 40
wew cum is hella gay
>>68351600
Thanks
>>68351271
you want me dead? bring a pair of flintlocks to the state legislature and we'll duel over it like REAL gentlemen.
the girl (dog)
>>68350146
what's power cycle
>>68351461
if only our healthcare system was so lucky
>>68351692
Unplug your router for 5 minutes
Got an A in my security engineering class, but my Systems architecture professor just announced that the final was cumulative
>>68351726
oh, neat
thank you
>>68351678
>tfw no pool
Nice dog, nice pool
How expensive is it to maintain?
>>68351900
not him but even a small hottub can be a pain, so a larger in the ground one probably requires some work. satan help you if winter freezes something and cracks it in the system.
>>68351847
>>68351900
Are pools very common in Leafland?
>>68351938
They're not uncommon but most people definitely don't have them since summers used to be so short but now thanks to Global Warming I feel like there's more interest in them.
>>68351938
hottubs aren't common but you see them, i've never been to a persons house with a pool though.
the winters don't make them so practical. warmer coastal provinces might have them in vacation homes.
it's finally cold out
>>68352373
I still have green trees ffs
Global warming is making this country great
>>68352005
>>68352550
>Global warming
>>68351938
>>68351900
It's my parents house. Their decision, I don't think they use the pool enough to warrant it. It's also requires a non insignificant amount of effort put into maintenance. But I don't think the cost of maintenance is very high compared to the cost of installation.
The dog is great though.
>>68353311
I used to use my pool pretty much every day during summer. They're a bitch to maintain
Guys I need help figuring this one out
>>68353554
>>68353311
awww man, I really want to build a pool
maybe I'll just get a hottub instead
>>68353582
Gender is a social construct you shitlord cishet pig
>>68353626
A hottub would probably make more sense for a leaf
There are probably public pools near you
>>68353701
Fuck public pools
>>68353773
O-ok
>>68353773
Fuck you
>>68353810
>>68354130
Do you guys like run a public pool or something? why the loyalty?
Public pools are shit were the dregs of society congregate
>>68354363
>Public pools are shit were the dregs of society congregate
Some of them are alright
TAKE ME BACK
DO YOU LIKE MY CAR?
eating a bowl of shreddies buds
>>68354496
BACK TO THE SHACK
>>68354526
Gay
Good morning
Already 1pm in this small village with no girls.
Thinking about Starbucks.
Running group at 6pm.
>>68354720
Good morning
>>68343415
Is that Ted Cruz?
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
i want a massage
>>68354528
BACK TO THE STRAT WITH THE LIGHTNING STRAP
>>68355208
I AIN'T THE LONGEST DICK IN MY SHED
>>68355244
KICK IN THE DOOR
SO HERE I AM, DOIN' EVERYTHING I CAN
>>68355290
GET ON THE FLOOR
>>68355290
MORE HARDCORE
>>68355344
ROCKIN OUT LIKE IT'S '94
>>68355380
LETS TURN UP THE RADIO
>>68354526
Smoking a bowl of weedies, bud
>>68355427
TURN OFF THOSE STUPID SINGING SHOWS
>>68355485
I KNOW WHERE WE NEED TO GO
#GF2017
hows the prep going lads?
kiss kiss
>>68355783
I'm going to ask her out tomorrow and I'll fulfill gf2016
>>68355632
BACK TO THE SHACK
Having an American dinner tonight boys
>>68356151
Sure it tastes bad.
hmmm
>>68356151
gross
>>68356283
euheuheuheuhe
>>68356151
>ketchup
>>68356283
>Stages of grief
https://my.mixtape.moe/lixvzl.webm
this is normal in california
>>68357001
just nuke them
>>68356272
fuck off pedo
My name is Jennifer,But you can call me Lavender. I'm a Militant Atheist and a Marxist Leninist. I'm a very blunt opinionated person and I don't care what people think, I'm going to say how I feel. I'm a truth-seeker, I seek the truth. I don't believe in religious bullshit and no I don't have to respect your religious beliefs.
>>68357001
It is time...
how's your day going /cum/ bit sleepy but I'm alright
>>68357559
I want to invade chile now.
>>68357559
go to sleep
>>68357725
i can't sleep when it's day
>>68357559
Studying for exams and writing papers
>>68357559
>paper to write that's due tomorrow morning
>gotta stop doing that, I have a review session for another class
>can't write the paper now because I have to study for a final later tonight
>two more exams first thing monday morning
>>68357001
>15 seconds of the video and everything's already weird.
>mfw this is my neighbor state.
Boy...
>>68357759
i can, it's easy
>>68357001
freaks
WHO
>>68357819
well, I CAN'T
suburbs were a mistake
please end it, 1 nuke plox
>>68357819
I wake up groggy with a heavy feeling
>>68357559
>Exam on 18th century book tomorrow
>still have to read whole book including secondary literature
could be better
>>68357889
try
>>68357916
i always wake up like that
>>68357001
What the fuck is this even about. McRibs?
>>68357951
i feel extremely hunger and have a lot of heat when I sleep so no
>>68358040
did you watch it?
>>68358082
Yes and I'm still confused as to why this is happening.
"Outlaw this is command. We have a probable nuclear threat at the capital. Proceed to the minimum safe distance until the all clear has been given by the NEST team."
"All U.S. forces, be advised, we have a confirmed nuclear threat in the city. NEST teams are on site and attempting to disarm. I repeat, we have a confirmed nu-
>>68358097
Pretty much McDonalds made making the McRib optional for whatever reason, and almost half of their locations decided not to bother anymore. She's triggered because she want's them back because it's a family christmas tradition to eat nuggets and bad McRibs instead of a nice turkey dinner like normal people
does your hand need to be when when you rub a girls entire pussy, or it just needs to be wet when it's the clit.
>>68358291
both.
>>68358291
wet when* you rub
ffs
>>68357559
Learned that I barely scraped by in one of my classes
Feels good
>>68358048
you can do it
also eat dinner beforehand and don't have so many blankets
Do you guys have any talents?
>>68357559
Good. Ran 5 miles and did some exercises this morning. Had a wank, then immediately had another wank to see if I could. Showered, made a salami-and-hard-boiled-egg sandwich for lunch with cheddar, onion, green pepper and sweet brown mustard. Now I'm here.
Why am I scared to ask this one girl out
>>68358422
Yes
>>68358422
I can play the saxophone
>>68358422
I can recite song lyrics in full caps
>>68358458
lack of confidence maybe , you mustn't worry too much , it just makes it worse
>>68358458
if you don't ask her out your life will continue to get worse
t. knower
>>68358458
Because you're afraid that she'll tell her friends and that they'll make fun of you
Just bee urself lmao
Kys weebs
>>68358422
I can burp the alphabet
>>68358792
Lead by example cana-chan!
>>68357922
I thought I had it bad
>>68358844
Retard
How much does a can of Dr pepper cost?
I pay 1.40 dollars per can
>The 2007–08 Writers Guild of America strike, more commonly referred to as simply the Television Writers' Strike, was a strike by the Writers Guild of America, East (WGAE) and the Writers Guild of America, West (WGAW).[1] The WGAE and WGAW labor unions represent film, television, and radio writers working in the United States. All 12,000 screenwriters and TV writers in the guild were part of the strike[2] which started on November 5, 2007 and concluded on February 12, 2008.[3][4]
>The strike sought increased funding for the writers in comparison to the profits of the larger studios. It was targeted at the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP), a trade organization representing the interests of 397 American film and television producers.[5] The most influential of these are eleven corporations: CBS (headed by Les Moonves), MGM (Harry E. Sloan), NBCUniversal (Jeffrey Zucker), The Weinstein Company (Harvey and Bob Weinstein), Lionsgate (Jon Feltheimer), News Corp/Fox (Peter Chernin), Paramount Pictures (Brad Grey), Anchor Bay/Liberty Media/Starz (Chris McGurk), Sony Pictures (Michael Lynton), the Walt Disney Company (Robert Iger), and Warner Bros. (Barry Meyer).[6]
Can you guess what all but one of the people cited have in common?
>>68358956
you're being kinda mean
>>68358964
30-40 cents
>>68358977
Are they jews?
>>68358977
It's on the tip of my tounge
>>68358964
50 cents (10 pesos).
>>68359009
Dr.pepper is like champagne in Europe. It's rare and its price flies up as soon as it crosses the border.
>>68359009
Fuggggggggggg
I think it might actually be cheaper to buy packs of it over the Internet
just want finals to end so i can play footy with the lads @thelads
Comfy thread guys
>>68359074
Ding Ding Ding! You got it!
>>68359085
Here's a hint, they form less than 2% of the US population.
>>68358422
I can recite the alphabet backwards at normal speed while drunk.
>>68359175
Jews?
>>68359175
straight californian men?
>>68358996
who is this cutie?
>>68359175
Black fathers
>>68359449
KEINE NAZISPRÜCHE!
>>68359449
*Black fathers who raise their kids
>>68359449
0000000.4% of the population
>americuckistan
>a fucking union jack
>"""""british""""" pakis
>>68359789
Instead of living in a country where you have the freedom to talk about this. Have the right to bear arms. Have a free market where it motivates you to make and create. How about you just go live in a socialist country. There is a reason that there are no fully instated communism countries around. Now since you just said that you would kill me because I'm not the same race as you and I do not believe in what you do. I will no longer reply to you. There is a reason that the USSR Crumbled. People starving. I might report you. Hell i don;t know but. You are living in a country where you have all this freedom. THERE IS A FUCKING REASON AMERICA HAS SURVIVED FOR 240 YEARS. Good day to you sir, and god bless America.
/deutsch/ is too fast, hello burgers.
How are you doing?
Instead of living in a country where you have the freedom to talk about this. Have the right to bear arms. Have a free market where it motivates you to make and create. How about you just go live in a socialist country. There is a reason that there are no fully instated communism countries around. Now since you just said that you would kill me because I'm not the same race as you and I do not believe in what you do. I will no longer reply to you. There is a reason that the USSR Crumbled. People starving. I might report you. Hell i don;t know but. You are living in a country where you have all this freedom. THERE IS A FUCKING REASON AMERICA HAS SURVIVED FOR 240 YEARS. Good day to you sir, and god bless America.
>taunt someone after killing them in 1v1 because he killed me first
>see that he's much lower rank than me
>feel bad and say GG even after I absolutely crush him
>>68359955
>Taunting people over the internet
Nerd
taunt someone after killing them in 1v1 because he killed me first
see that he's much lower rank than me
feel bad and say GG even after I absolutely crush him
>>68359955
that sounds like something someone on the autism spectrum would do
>>68359949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM
Keep pushing me over and over, over and over again follow the beacon our lady liberty stands for none.
>>68360041
Shut up, """"dixie""""fag
I've been to the US three months ago and the day I came back I tried to commit suicide for an unknown reason which landed me in a coma for 3 days followed by 2 weeks in a mental hospital
Really makes me think
the wave of depression hits when you leave the freedom.
>>68360095
why would you kill yourself?
croatia seems like a nice place to live
>>68360136
I think i have burn out.
University is too exhausting for me.
I heard college in the us is more laid back?
How long for bsc in us?
>>68360219
It is. I don't know why I did it though
>>68360223
college/university in the us is still hectic, but it seems more manageable then collage in euro.
>>68360297
How many semesters for B sc?
In Germany its 6
>>68360349
6, yes.
>>68360095
are you doing better now?
>>68360379
Whats the deal with grad school? For Msc?
i need to fuck a trap NOW
>>68360444
Do you know shiri trap?
>>68360442
yeah
>>68360460
No I have not
>>68359955
>taunting other players
wow
>>68342349
XAXAXAAXAXAXA
>>68342639
fry sauce is good with alot of things desu.
post comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVHUjzZZGQ4
>>68360581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phaJXp_zMYM
>>68358964
~50 cents
>>68360486
look her/it/him up, very nice
>>68360483
Maybe i finish master in us
College sounds more fun than university + better better weather
>>68359918
ayyyyy hi!
I have a new twitch streamerfu
She's a pure chinese girl so she doesn't spend all stream reading donations from betas
>>68342414
holy shit this thread has been up since then? WHO TF UP TBHDESU
>>68360692
how to get scolarship for us gradschool
sup cum what are you listening to ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbYrZ6p8xa8
>>68360756
AYO IM STILL UP MY NIG
`
( ◠‿◠ ) hello cum-kun ~ I wanted to ask the canadians here how I could replace cheese curds? ._. ( ̄(工) ̄) hmmm I really want to make poutine but there's nowhere cheese curds available....
>>68360891
You could grate some cheese.
That's how I always make it, and it works perfectly.
>>68360786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ardJG2VEuDo
>inb4 weezer shill
my cat peed all over my bed last night, it went through all the sheets and got into the mattress
what an asshole, that's the last time I let her sleep in my room overnight. I've also waken up to find her shit on my keyboard
>>68360764
Get a job at an American company and work your way through grad school
>>68360786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRoaJFU_MXg
>>68360967
Learn to discipline your hat dumbufck
germany is shitting up this already shit general. Ill come back later.
After comment
B in Biochemistry
How?
>>68360959
i love the weezers too this is my fav song from them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0OVpyvey4U
>already down to a 30/50 on my final before essay questions are graded
>>68361065
What class?
Posting the greatest Finnish meme man
>>68360891
hello mena-chan be my gf oogai?
>>68360999
me gusta disciplinar mi sombrero también...
>>68361091
Cold War history
>>68361048
I like WAOD too, didnt really like the rest of Make believe tbqh
New
>>68361169
>>68360991
Sounds even more exhausting, (i almost have "burn out already after studying 6 weeks).
How much is grad school?
>>68361116
cat* para que ahi se entienda
>>68360999
how do you teach a cat to hold its bladder and shit?
>>68361188
>How much is grad school?
A lot
>>68361134
lel
>>68361200
easy, buy a litterbox and if he shits inside or pees inside your house punish him, it worked with my cat
>>68361252
what did you do to punish your cat?
>>68361321
sometimes I would hit it close to tail but not to hard, or just say something to him also, if it's a kitty then just show him the litter box everytime you can
>>68361252
i don't punish my cat i peed in the litter box and he just figured out that it was his toilet now
>>68361460
algerians confirmed for cats
>>68361321
why would you have an animal let alone a cat that isnt house trained?
>>68361196
prefiero la palabra kot en vez de cat parce. :)
Sorry for the random spanish. I am bored.
>>68361510
¿qué cresta es "kot"?
>>68361510
My other cat never does this, they're both litter box trained and don't like to go anywhere else. When they're in my room, they usually meow if they want me to let them out.
I'm a heavy sleeper, I probably wasn't woken up by her meowing and she couldn't hold it much longer.
>>68361497
no iam not a cat cats have paws and cant type on tiny letters plus they can't read in the first place let alone reply to (You) there is no way i am a cat.
>tfw I will probably never see that cute Scottish exchange student again
>>68361714
>liter box trained cats are a thing in america
wat?
>>68361559
En este foro, es otra forma de decir gato en inglés por los rusos.
>>68362089
t.el Chicano
i don't like peeper on my taco tho.ariba ariba hantalé
what are my chances to get laid in Cali ?
>>68362164
>he thinks I am chicano because I got bored one day and started learning spanish to pick up qts
kek
>>68362275
why don't you pick up qt's in italian like me ?
>>68362406
You speak italian?
>>68362472
i sound like shit but just enough to get laid hermano!
>>68362548
eh, if it works it works. Do you travel there or france, because unless you are a proxy, I am shocked a lot of italians are in Algeria
>>68362230
too general a question sorry ask again