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>ported glawk 19
no thanks

>making the same thread twice in a day

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I've had these cakes since september
they don't go off do they?

your pennies
have been in MY ass

captcha: very tacos

never had sex

stuff like that doesnt bother me at all

I could sit at a table with one person eating worms and another eating horse shit while having a conversation about necrotic corpses and still eat my basgetti and chocco mousse happily

just want to say my hairline is also going to shit

however i can still pull off a boyish fringe so the secrets safe for now

>>68339028
my dad and both grandfathers all had full hair, still a little bit alarmed

How long can I continue this all nighter before I start feeling groggy and want to sleep?

>>68339043
really?

>>68338978
unironically dislike the big gap that is left between the inner glock grip and the magazine
which is a shame because i had just gotten over my dislike of the glock looking like a hideous brick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsNt0MCvIZY

>balding at 19
>receded chin
>jew nose
>manlet

aha who else lost the genetic lottery?

>>68339055
til 7ish
then it'll get light at half 8 or 9 and you won't be able to

>>68339056
yea

glock shmock

>>68339063
>shave head
>grow beard
>rhinoplasty
>work out

>>68339044
it doesn't make me lose my appetite or anything, but its incredibly deplorable to pick your nose just openly in front of people like nbd

idk how to even describe the feeling, its like seeing something just uncivilized that revolts you even thinking of that person.

>>68339063
>hide hairline with fringe
>hide chin with beard
>wear boots
and if you come here i'll smash your nose in to shape for you haha

can't believe people enjoy handling murder weapons

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this regular coke i bought tastes like vanilla coke

>>68339064
Fuck

Well its 7 now and I think I can keep hanging on till the evening... In bed but not tired

>>68339063
me

>huge head that belongs on someone 7' tall but I'm only 5'11"
>excessively hairy
>thin wrists

>>68339076
O_o

>>68339063
tbf your dad managed to shag a girl, you should try
>tfw dad has a bulbous nose, and mum has a massive bridge nose
>tfw i got the worst of both noses
UNFUCK MY SHIT INSIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6X_1vQc8FM

>>68339091
>>shave head
have a huge head as is, wont look good.
>grow beard
cant
>rhinoplasty
neet
>workout
already do

>tfw no jew gf to have consentual sex with

>>68339063
>>68339124
most bad genetics come from mothers because girls can hide their shit genes behind inches of makeup

>fizzy drinks
That shit's poison son

I'll have one once in a blue moon but beyond that I only drink water and tea and milk

>>68339143
the only soda in my house is ginger ale and fresca

>>68339137
that is evened out by men bullshitting their way into womens pants

>>68339132
thanks spm filter
http://pastebin.com/zR0S1HPY

What are YOUR reasons to live?

>>68339137
Or just random mutation

Both my parents are good looking and successful (success is a manifestation of good genetics) and me da is 6'2" but I'm an ugly loser manlet

imagine if women didn't exist and it was only men that had kids

the genetics would be incredible and we'd all be KINGS

>>68339125
>>rhinoplasty
>neet

I broke my nose playing rugby and got free rhinoplasty to fix it

fucking ameripoors

oi lad cunt m8

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>>68339125
grow a fringe like pic related

>can't grow beard
then make sure you don't get fat at least

don't even really care about butts much at all

feels good to have them big schlong and lasting hair genes from black grandad

>>68339166
appreciating Australian shitposts

>>68339166
To see what life has in store

Beyond that I really do need to find a purpose to live though
A purpose driven life is a happy life

>>68339171
>genetic determinism
ah yes... very excusing of your failings...

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>>68339173
Richard Spencer pls go

>>68339173
*gets you pregnant

>>68339178
broke my nose playing footy, didnt have insurance at the time to fix it. so now its all fucked.

went outside a few months ago and almost every lad was taller than me and i'm 6'2"

shan't be going outside again

mornin'

>>68339166
i ping pong between hardcore theism and hardcore nihilism, depending on which blog i read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyVDPo3pMsc
wahey lads

>>68339209
honestly feel bad for you, wish you had a better system man

>>68339200
>Ulsterman

went outside today and saw a few lads smaller than me and i'm 5'6"

shall be going outside again soon

>>68339199
Genetic determinism is very real and obvs you can fuck it up by making majorly poor decisions but successful people are successful because they are intelligent which is genetic or good looking which is also genetic (not counting professional athletes because they're a tiny minority but genetics defo dominates there)

>>68339211
>tfw live in a brown neighborhood and tower over everyone like some Herculean demigod

>>68339230
i suppose its alright, as long as i never leave the house (dont plan to aha).

>>68339235
Do you feel intimidated around taller men?

>>68339240
good looks is mostly genetic but you can just lift bro
intelligence isn't very genetic
stop making excuses, you're just lazy (which ironically can be genetic)

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>mfw i go on holiday to asia

>>68339166
Life is beautiful
even the little things
when you're dead you can't feel anything
I'd rather feel pain than nothing

>>68339261
is a child being raped beautiful?
beautiful is a feeling, your brain atoms vibrating randomly and meaninglessly

>>68339211
lies

>>68339257
if you're a manlet you just get used to it

>>68339273
hmmm rly make think

>>68339258
Lifting can't fix underlying bone structure
Doesn't matter if you've got a Jeff Seid physique but an ogre face
Intelligence is 60%-80% genetic

>>68339273
>is a child being raped beautiful?
in a way
I think brutality and violence can be beautiful like anything else.

>>68339282
nihilism is objectively true though. we are meat robots. our brains are made of atoms. atoms do not have consciousness. so our brains do not have consciousness. simple logic. we don't exist.

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>>68339233

>>68339296
rasheed

>>68339296
*fedoras you*

>>68339300
was gonna say this really made me think but then i realised thats not possible

>>68339273
>beautiful is a feeling
it's an adjective, a trait

>>68339257
no

nor do i feel jealous despite the fact i'd prefer to be taller
you play the hand you're dealt desu

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>>68339301

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>>68339305
>>68339311
you can say I'm wrong but I think you know its true
otherwise why would be lionize and portray such violence and brutality in a sympathetic if not heroic light so often.

>>68339329
literally just watched that sketch about 2 minutes ago

get out of my head

>>68339300
Those atoms are arranged in a way that allow me to have a consciousness and exist just enough to read your shitposts from the other side of the planet

I think my dad thinks I'm gay

>>68339300
>nihilism is objectively true though
it isn't, you're just being a depressed positivist.

>>68339353
bloody newtonians

i think my son thinks i think he's gay

>>68339300
>we have a range of emotions
>LOL bro im just gonna disregard all those other emotions and be depressed because its objectively true
ah yes the nihilist aka genetic waste

nothing is real but the material world

everything else is posturing

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what a mad cunt

>>68339372
and you are a material girl?

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is she relevant in britbongistan ?

and i am a material girl

>>68339393
all thais should be killed

bogeys

my husband and my son from my old marriage with jamal are legitimately both gay

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>>68339393
yeah, and we're all living in it thailad

captcha: pepsi 5200

>>68339403
Thais never bothered anybody :/

>>68339261
(((who))) gave you that idea

>Turks
gas them all

>>68339372
how do you know that when it can be proven that your senses can easily be tricked or are often faulty.

shitty thread

>>68339410
spoopy

doing a messy poo

>>68339425
oh wow an all powerful superbeing in the sky must exist then

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>>68339329

>wen ur ded u experience nothin xDDD
why do so many normies think this is a good point?

that pink mist :3

http://i.imgur.com/IfCNSFL.gifv

is circumcision a political argument?

is it leftist to be against it?

really need to stop this drinking in the morning gimmick

i don't drink lots but for some reason i always have the urge to neck cider or lager at about 6/7am

>>68339410
eyes always dart around the page when i see these
feel like it's too much of the same information

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Got a voucher for a free one of those special Mcdonalds lads

Can I go into a mcdonalds with my motorbike helmet on or will they make me take it off like petrol stations do?

>>68339442
didn't say that
but something beyond the physical (or combined with the physical/ the physical not being what it seems) is different from Jehovah sending fire rain down if you put you commit sodomy

>>68339425
are you serious? we're just meat bags as the other dude said, with organic cameras in our skulls that let us see light

we're also smart enough to create instruments to measure this shit

and we named this shit

metres, degress, etc etc.

but its all is there independent of humanity, we just catalogued the universe because we're that autistic of a specis, the universe is our stamp collection

>>68339455
umm maybe in the states because le religious are usually right wing
it's a liberal thing to be anti-abortion, people should be allowed to make the choice themselves and babies can't give consent

>>68339457
in stead just have a single large glass of red wine in the mornings

its both classy and good for you and people wont look down on your for it

>>68339455
there's literally no reason to be for it

>>68339448
self doubt and life denialism is incredibly popular now and pushed hard in the media.

>>68339468
kys

>>68339472
umm no sweetie gods not real xx

>>68339479
i have no friends and live alone so i don't have to worry about people judging me

protip: you can only have faith in god if you have faith in yourself

>>68339473
>we just catalogued the universe because we're that autistic of a specis [sic]
i like this

>>68339499
>>68339499
regardless you should switch to wine or stop outright

>>68339503
protip: he's not real

>>68339525
what's a good wine to drink then?

i can't have had more than 5 glasses in my life

>>68339468
why would you need to keep your helmet on? :/

>>68339530
he doesn't have to be

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>>68339523
merci

just had breakfast

>>68339535
To hide my face

Plus my hair gets messed up

>>68339535
i fall over a lot

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>>68339537
Damn...

>>68339468
this post offends me on multiple levels

>>68339555
spare us your life story klaus

>>68339555
it's 6:05 PM

>>68339537
2deep4me

>>68339573
Why

>>68339557
>To hide my face
probably not as bad as you think lad
>>68339560
kek

wearing a pair of assless chaps today

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>>68339564
>On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, 'Okay, this is the limit.' As soon as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high

Left during the argument on hunting and morals
Anything worthwhile happen?

Ah yes. The Australian """""economy""""".

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-12-07/australia-s-economy-shrank-0-5-last-quarter-currency-slumps

enjoying my coffee

>>68339468
been in wearing my flip face helmet
didn't say anythng

>>68339583
fuck off adelaAIDS

This life denialism is actively pushed by governments and you can see it in all of the anti family and anti individualism propaganda

There is a major push going on to seperate people from normal human activity like starting families and growing your own vegetables and raising your own livestock

>>68339593
all chaps are assless, that's their definition

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>>68339597

>>68339612
kys rorke

go buy a farm if you want to play biblical figure

>>68339589
>tells me about a voucher i don't care about
>calls it "special mcdonalds"
>very careful to inform me he rides a motorbike
>sounds like a wanker walking around with his massive helmet on the whole time

>>68339473
I am serious, like I said this is just lame positivism and doesn't really address much beyond the surface level of things.

humans are not p-zombie flesh bags else this would be fairly obvious, and all the measurements and studies we do are ultimately tied to our ability to reason (as well as our faith in reason as unfaltering) and the reliability of our senses.

its one reason why there are issues where experiments can be enacted but not replicated as the individual senses and differences in reasoning may lead to wildly different results/interpretations of the same basic trial.
this is even more true as the trials become more abstract and reliant on 3rd party interpretation (a machine).
there's no guarantee in the objectivity of the scenes, and therefore no guarantee of objective results or ultimate truths.

>>68339608
alri

>>68339623
do NOT care

>>68339600
Everyone came to the consensus that hunting is okay

>>68339534
I don't often drink red so with brands and names I won't be much help but a good rule of thumb is this: french italian and spanish wines, read the bottle the more dry it is the less risky it is,

also find that the less conventional bottle shapes are nicer drinks than the symettical cylindric standard shape

always buy wine from the 6-9 pound range that is reduced to 4 or 5 quid.

follow these simple steps like i do and 9/10 wines you buy will be nice. Soon you will know which ones you like and don't

Why is Brisbane an hour behind Sydney and Melbourne?

business idea: assed chaps

>>68339658
cos of where the sun is and the earths rotation

>>68339658
don't care about any of those

>>68339635
third eye status: stuck in a bog

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>>68339640
Do you not ride a motorcycle lad?

Are you jealous

I agree it does take a special kind of person and skill set to ride the beast

>>68339641
our senses are not reliable you moron

everyone perceives reality differently

reality is objective, human perception and interpretation is not

we are literally just hyper intelligent flesh zombies. we would be better off in robot bodies desu, we are fragile and limited as fuck by our bodies

>>68339658
because we get enough sun up here we don't want daylight savings

So it turns out that Americans aren't actually voting for their president.

The real votes are cast by unelected electors.

Mental

>>68339670
That doesn't make sense it's further east

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>>68339688
>everyone perceives reality differently
>reality is objective
how do we know reality is objective if our scenes are faulty?

hell even from what we can sense, "reality" can change pretty dramatically depending on the conditions.

might have the skull crushed

why are cuban cigars illegal?

>>68339698
what are you gibbering on about you disgusting nonce?

Had another dream involving /brit/

>>68339657
thank you mate

>>68339698
the electors voting for a different president would be like the Queen sacking the PM and putting some other guy in

>>68339703
like the aussie said, its further north so they don't need daylight savings

>>68339723
because their production is owned by the workers

>>68339723
They're not?

Idiot

We don't live in america

>>68339723
they aren't?
I can buy Cubans at the store.
bought one when I graduated high school and it made me vomit because I didn't know how to smoke it right

>>68339734
or not giving royal assent to a law

>>68339717
'no'

a meter is a meter

we use instruments in science to further enhance human capabilities to understand the world we live in

also math

>>68339734
as she should

need a radical centrist at the helm

wanking to arsehole puckering videos again lads

>>68339731
have also dreamed of posting on the chon

one of my better ones tb h

>>68339759
when has that ever happened

>>68339734
Except some of them are doing it this time round.

>>68339744
Was this you?

>>68339388
>>68339388

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>>68339723
not illegal here

got a fat 10 incher sitting in my top drawer for like 2 years now

havn't had a reason to celebrate yet :/

>>68339761
>a meter is a meter
what makes a meter a meter?
where is the eternal meter floating int he aether that gave rise to all other meters?

enhance capabilities maybe, but that doesn't mean much when our machines are as limited if not more so than we are.

>>68339796
god no

>>68339803
how many years until your next birthday?

Give me one reason why uneducated workers should be in charge of the means of production

>>68339814
are you literally 12?

>>68339803
i've got a fat 10 incher sitting in my drawer too hehe

>>68339814
>>In 1960, the metre was redefined in terms of a certain number of wavelengths of a certain emission line of krypton-86.

Which your precious inboard sensors cant detect

face it humans are smart monkeys made great by science and technology

>>68339817
A birthday is once a year

>>68339817
0.241

>>68339723
in the states?
because of the trade embargo on cuba

>>68339820
>general education prepares for particular task
literally wrong

>>68339787
Queen Anne refused to give royal assent to the scottish militia bill

>>68339854
proofs??

*sniffs*

Nice one. The fucking gypsises have ripped the lead off the windows again.

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>>68339854
>>68339856
hmm

>>68339897
>scotland
JUST

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hmm

*leaves a freshly baked pie on my window sil*

don't go eating it lads

Don't have time to wank
Haven't sexually released in 24hrs already

can't stop laughing at the aussie fartposting

>>68339930
Why? FFS. Who tells them to stand like this?

>>68339849
this doesn't answer anything
all it says that within the specific circumstance we find ourselves in and can perceive we have created a codices of rules and formulas which govern everything.
in reality its just like wanking in a sandbox
>>68339839
>you can question some things but NOT other things
>muh golden goose

>>68339878
>driving a forklift prepares you for compiling financial reports
>ploughing a field prepares you for planning a corporate expansion
>picking a warehouse prepares you for deal making

Which special mcdonalds shall I get

BBQ, classic or Spicy

Got to warm up my Italian motorcycle

>>68339944
POWER

STANCE

This Canadian is worse than the German

ah is that a freshly baked pie i see

>>68339951
no, youre wanking in the sandbox

the scientists are taking out the magnifying glass, inspecting the sand, getting a measuring tape, measuring the size of the box etc

and then you pontificate about the sand

>>68339944
just stand up for a second and stand like that

you feel top silly

>>68339983
you mean powerful

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*skrrts into the thread*

>>68339962
The German is the 'le free market will fix it xD' Dane

>>68339973
its still just sand
in that sandbox
you can create a whole catechism of the sandbox but it will only be objective with regards to those people and that sandbox.

this attitude only holds science back from the furthest reaches.

got up really early then realised i'm not at work today

>>68340005
wasn't he the spacker that always posted about his bennies a year or so back?

the muslim fella who stayed over literally got up in the middle of the night to pray

was surreal lads

>>68339983
Lol I'm actually standing like that now

just heard my housemate do a big fart

>>68339944
Imagine being in a position to be respected enough these kinds of people actually listen to your advice on such things.

So I told May to stand like a twat and she actually did it.

tbf the lad talking about the unreliability of human perception and how that extends unto our understanding of the universe is totally right.

You just aren't *quite* getting what he means by it or the implications

he's not being like HURR WHAT IF MY RED IS YOUR PURPLE

its an innate and imsurmountable degree of uncertainty caused by the fact that the only absolute truth we have is ultimately our own perception and even that has its limits

>>68340013
dude, youre a fucking retard

literally overthinking dirt

Why are David Beckham's kids such fucking faggots?

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>>68339959
The real power stance

>>68340039
it's clearly genetic

My cat just came over and started kneading his paws on my stomach

>>68340049
that rooms looks absolutely vile

Yanks are a tastless lot, aren't they?

>>68340049
he really has a persian tier fashion sense when it comes to interior design

all that gold just screams new money pleb

>>68340060
Kill it

>he does a virgin stance

America was founded by Deanos

got an entire pizza to myself lads

bit fat aren't i? :P

>>68340060
shag it

>>68340060
would have turned that little runt's to dust orbital

>>68340022
Yes

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before and after losing virginity

>>68340048
>bradley walsh not number 1

Alri pleb

I need to correct my posture

Years of squatting and deadlifting have given me pretty bad hyper lordosis and anterior pelvic tilt

>>68339999
off yourself my friend

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Reminder that Big Al did nothing wrong

>>68340116
there are some good videos on youtube for it

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>>68340121
stop posting in /brit/

need to do a shit will wait till i'm at work though

Friendly notification that i nearly just spilled a full cup of milk all over my macbook's keyboard

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I am literally freezing my balls off holy shit

what assault rifle is standard for aussie infantry?

AUG?

>>68340116
buy a firm mattress/board and sleep on your back

helped me a lot

I love seeing old laptops in vintage porn

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RIP in pieces

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4007878/Has-Maisie-Williams-hacked-Topless-shots-appearing-Game-Thrones-star-surface-online.html

>>68340153
yer

>>68340150
fag
it's -9C right now

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>>68340136
make me

Burnt me fucking hand lads

Feeling fucking miserable

>>68340163
FUCK

searching now

>>68340129
Is that the guy who quoted Shakespeare before shooting a guy with his handgun

Absolutely based

>>68340164
isnt that austrian manufactured too...

the plot thickens

>>68340153
Yes

Which I don't like because bullpups don't allow for as quick a magazine change as conventional rifles

>>68340187
we manufacture our own iirc
AUSTEYR I think it's called

Who /wouldratherbeapakithanascot/ here?

wish I could quote Shakespeare reliably on a whim

>>68340177
*cracks knuckles*
with pleasure

>>68340163
>>68340179
wait

it's the ones that appeared a couple days ago where you can't even see tits

>>68340189
yeh but lower weight and barrel length while not reducing accuracy

>>68340189
>not using a bullpup
this is real time, not cave time

>>68340154
I already have a firm mattress and do sleep on my back

Need to start stretching and do some dynamic mobility work

Also should start running again as that really helps

>>68340209
post

>>68340217
pull ups and push ups and dips will help

calistenthics in general are good for posture

>>68340210
>>68340213
All Five Eyes spec ops units use AR platform rifles

>Merkel wants a Burka ban

she's really desperate for popularity now

da laws are written to keep us aboriginees down

spread da word lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs

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>>68340224

>>68340236
thats only because
the AR is most mod friendly desu and already has a shitton of various stuff widely avaliable.

can be altered to suit the task at hand

>>68340199
an interest in shakespeare helps

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>>68340224
>>68340246
I bubbled them

>>68340246
wow so literally nothing

>>68340203
I'd like to see you try pommie wimp
bet you speak like a fag

>>68340246
would demolish all 5 (the girls and my bollocks)

Wish I was DeaD

>>68340235
Will keep that in mind but my postural issues involve my lumbar and pelvic girdle

might order a pizza for lunch lads

what do you reckon?

>>68340332
But of a heavy meal for lunch no?

I'd go with a chicken salad or a tuna sandwich

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Any hour now

>>68340323
I could straighten things out for you lad

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>>68340332
allow me to make so suggestions?

Pineapple, bacon strips, and jalapeno

Sausage, mushroom, red onions

>high humidity all day
>likely won't even rain
ah yes, the ideallic weather according to brits

>>68340342
queer

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>watching a british interview
>audience all laugh in unison in 1 second
>the laughing stops all at once in 1 second
who are they trying to convince with that laugh track?

>>68340359
>watching an Australian interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p85paVcohj8#t=35s

>Superdry jacket

Guaranteed runt.

>>68340342
yeah i'm a bit of a pig though

going to have to work afterwards also

>>68340354
why not all of them?

>>68340357
t. Fat fuck

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>>68340378
lots of money then
but those two are probably my most ordered
also Montreal steak pizza

really want a Stone Island jacket lads but they're fucking expensive

ilias op de beat

>>68340246
who are these hobgoblins

Have over 100 matches and I've never messaged a single one of them lol

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business idea: an alternative to meat that actually tastes good

>>68340423
Maisie and the other two are unidentified

>>68340431
Same but I have over 300
Many have messaged me though and I've gotten some shags off it

Honestly dunno why I even have Tinder or Facebook which I only reactivated so I could use Tinder

>>68340399
not any more
I like rubbing that in people's faces every opportunity I get

>>68340163
they are from her facebook account which is easy to find, not hacked

how has Morrissey managed to not kill himself yet

>>68340411
Not really

quite like the idea of a willy in my bum

>>68340473
He's a multi millionaire superstar adored by millions of people

>>68340409
Other than the beans that actually looks pretty good

>>68340501
if it was more evenly spread out across the pizza
beans on pizza are alright, they don't taste bad.

>>68340488
I have it on good authority that such an act would be deemed by the masses as a bit gay

>tfw can somewhat understand nederdraad banter

is silk road still up

>>68340531
Not for several years

Like most of these parks I come with a metal swing

see this guys on a hype but I'll settle him
cuz am fresh like a mouth of dentalign

>>68340531
no, most trade goes by air or sea now

>go to tobacco shop today to buy some ciggies
>Yemeni lad who lives and works there who I've become friendly with mentions his mobile stopped working
>complains about how Apple tech support has been no help
>tell him to google the problem as a solution will likely hit on the first page of results
>hands me the phone and tells me to google it for him
>he can't read English so his phone is in Arabic except the keyboard displays English when clicking the search bar in safari
>bring up Google directly before using the search bar but the keyboard is in Arabic
>bunch of porn in the search history
>people walk in and need service
>hand him his mobile back and walk out

Ffs lads I hope this paki cunt isn't having a wank behind the counter while no customers are around

>>68340543
balls
have I missed the internet age of illicits

Someone on the bus smells like actual wank, what a disgrace

He's gonna be in work and people are gonna be able to smell him

business idea: create a thread for leafs, aussies and americunts to spam their autistic gay arse shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0dxWGvMUpc

just got on the bus lads
had a cracking morning already haha
wrist aches a bit though

>>68340557
No you haven't, there are plenty of alternatives
Do some research

Plan on having my first gay experience in England

>>68340585
bit gay

>>68340577
I'm trying

>>68340561
it was probably just your upper lip that you're smelling gaylad

>>68340595
AlphaBay

>>68340601
naughty thailad

>just changed my bed sheets
>bed is up against the wall (the side the gf sleeps on)
>white/yellow, crusty stains all down the side of the sheet
>asked her about it
>"oh it's when my nose is runny i wipe it on the side of the bed haha"

ahh yes, women

caralad op de kanker beat

Making some cheese toasties and tomato soup

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>change bed sheets
>covered in piss
>wasn't me
>gf says it wasn't her

we compromised