Australia is love

>love

that's not how you spell cancer

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>>68330304
watch your mouth

>>68330263
Australia is a stain on my existence

i like australia

Femanon here, can confirm Australia is love

But i love my American boyfriend 8." cock more, Aussie 'men' really cant compete

>>68330973
this

I honestly CRAVE the pulsating cock of a BSA (big strong American)

please watch our sports btw

>>68331001
Did i say you could respond to me, sheep fucker?

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>>68331001
>>68330973
>>68331032
just 1 dude

>>68330304
kuwait till I'm over there and say that to my face fucker

>>68330304
This

>>68330304

fite me cunt

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Oz is literally the USA of the southern hemisphere.

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>Be Australian
>punch a poor defenseless kangaroo

>>68331169
H O U S O ' S

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>>68330973
How can we Americans compete

>>68331388

We have deer, but they're nowhere as cool. We call them hoofed rats.

One ran headfirst into the side of my wife's new car this summer. Did $5000 damage.

>>68330263
this bitch turns me on so bad, I imagine her shitposting with one hand and fingering herself with the other

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>>68331152
>>68331080
>>68331032
>>68331001
>>68330973
>>68330512
Shut the fuck up you fucks. Australia and new Zealand suck ass and the rest of the world knows it.

>>68330973
Show me your boipucci, cunt.

>>68331756
We have deer too. They don't taste as good as kangaroo. Kangaroo tastes like a mix between venison and beef but is also super lean.

>>68331984
I thought Emus were flightless....

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>>68331756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS5GThRl_XE

>>68332016
t. emu

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>>68332016
love it or leave it cunt

>>68330304
fpbp

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>>68332016

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>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns. NZ still allows semi auto centerfires
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia


>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

>>68332354
someone needs to stage an intervention for your obsession anon

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>>68332354

>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.


>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

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>>68332354
Is this Riley's old copypasta?

Whatever happened to Riley? Man it's been so long I'm not even sure Riley is the right name, but I think it is.

>>68332354
While I agree with a lot of these (You're missing lockout laws as well, which are basically nightlife curfews for adults) Plain packaging and taxes on Alcohol and Cigarettes are a good thing, the RETARDED thing though is that E-Cigs are essentially banned because "think about muh children it normalizes smoking again!"

Gun laws are a fucking mess in this country as well, but 99% of people support them because they don't know any better.

Australia's nanny-statism comes about because of it's safety fetish. Anything that has any level of risk will be banned.

I want an Australian gf, I would make her tacos all day.

I'm 5'10 if that somehow helps... ;_;

>>68332510
>plain packaging and onerous taxation are a good thing

no they aren't

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>>68332016
>and new Zealand

>>68332590
Yes they are. Smoking is quite literally cancer. Alcohol is a fucking shit-tier drug.

Anything that smacks down those fucking evil industries is a good thing.

It's just a sad thing that Australia will be one of the last countries to move on drug reform.

>>68332644
And it's people's freedom whether they want to drink or smoke.

>b-but muh health costs

Smokers save more money because they die earlier. Piss off nanny fag.

>>68332686
Plain packaging does not limit peoples freedom. It shows them the real world effects of smoking.

Taxing them to death is a good thing, Fuck those industries. It should also note, Alcohol isn't even expensive here, you can easily get blind pissed on $8

>>68332729
>Alcohol isn't even expensive here
Yes it is. Only wine isn't taxed heavily. Beer isn't too bad but is still fairly expensive. Honestly wine taxes should go up a bit to bring them into line with other alcohol, but that's our protectionism of our wine industry showing.
>you can easily get blind pissed on $8
only on goon

>>68332531
Nadie te quiere, feo

>>68332802

Shut up, chicano trash.

>>68332779
>only on goon

No, just buy that cheap as shit alcohol that comes in 2ltr soda bottles. Alcoholic Ginger ale and shit.

You can buy mercury hard cider for $14 which will get you smashed as well.

>>68332531
I can be your gf tonight

>>68332828
Gordo apestoso

Just remember the great service that Australia has done for this board. Never forget Dark Moot.

>>68332729
Yes it does you faggot. 40 dollars for a pack is insanity.

Again your mentality is why you are such a massive nanny state. It's my decision whether or not to smoke. Nobody is ignorant of the health effects of smoking.

>>68332842
I have never seen that be super cheap tb'h. But alcohol is much more expensive here than in almost all of the world.

>>68332856

A-are you a girl?

>>68332871

>says the chicano

top kek

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>he doesn't have an Australian bf

literally lmao-ing at your life

>>68333033
>A-are you a girl?
Not in the slightest.

>>68333110
>tfw

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Oi, Bruce! Explain this mate.

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>>68333315
>Picture for ants

Meant this.

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>>68333354
>Gnoorea

fuck didn't even know about that one

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>>68333003
It's a good thing nothing you say or do will ever influence the Australian government's policies then

Have any of you guys listened to the latest, This American Life? Aussie men are fucking trash and rapists.

>>68333281
stop

>>68333899

What's with the lamp cords on the brim? To scare away starlings?

>>68333952
corks m8, for the flies

>>68334044
any of you guys actually where this shit or is it just gimmicky items for tourists?

>>68334542
It's not as common as it used to be but some country folk still do

They get a fuckload of flies

>>68333952
Wine corks on strings to keep flies away

>>68332071
Lol'd at the WOOO when he hit the Roo

>>68333952
to stop the boats

>>68334587
why havent the kangz in africa come up with this aussie technology? I'm always seeing africans on TV with flies buzzing in their eyes

>>68334683
Because that's what the NGOs want you to see. It's a huge fucking racket to promote misery for money.

Go watch Poverty Inc.

>>68332122
I love this country but the way it is, i can't fucking stand how weak we look in the worlds eyes.
It fucking sucks ass big time.

>>68331230
You guys watched this shit as well?

Shieeet

>>68333003
You do not understand, friend.

By increasing the tax on tobacco the government is trying to account for all the externalities of smoking.

If you did ECO101 you would understand that.

Australia has some shit and inefficient taxes, but the tobacco excise is not one of them

>>68331246
Motherfucker should've finished the job, that roo's gonna come for that dog later that night.

>>68335683
You do realize that smokers save society money because they die earlier right? This has been found in multiple studies.

>>68332510
Nightclubs should be illegal.

Electronic cigarettes should be illegal.

Plain packaging laws should be repealed.

Extra taxes on alcohol and tobacco should be repealed.

Pre-made cigarettes should be banned (rollies, cigars, cigarillos, pipe tobacco, snuff, etc., are all fine).

Pre-mixed drinks should be banned.

>>68332686
Abolish socialised healthcare and the costs of public health disappear as a policy concern. Opportunity costs of decreased lifetime productivity might still be a problem, however.

>>68332842
If that gets you drunk you must be a 12 year old girl

>>68337124
What if smokers that an agreement where they get cigarettes with no tax in return the smoker will promise to kill themselves young. I would definitely do it