/brit/

good luck for tomorrow lads

*kms*

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>tfw first snow of the year

Caralad Maisiebro

*walks away from you*

failed the civil service online tests

anime

obese cameron

>>68328398
Fucks sake kev

>>68328435
bit ridiculous that huns think they can just come over 2bqh

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The lads

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>>68328486
*pursues you on foot*

>>68328488
How lad? Literally how? It literally just asks you what you're like, and you just put that you are eager to learn and lead.

>>68328486
no, NO! COME BACK nO NO NO!

*pounds the ground with my fist*

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*checks bank balance*

got many turkish men wanting to concatenate my anus lads

Anybody watching this ITV documentary called China's coming war?

The US absolutely fucked up the Marshall Islands, it's a bit awful desu

>>68328519
they're all on lots of coke and meth in this picture

>>68328519
Praise Keek.

>>68328548
how about you go away?

genuinely get depressed when I think of how many people exist

>>68328578
maybe you should do your chores

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You fought in the Emu wars?

>>68328602
bit rude

>be 2050
>Liz has died and Charles has died/abdicated
>Canada is the only country to keep the monarchy after all other Commonwealth realms become republics, since it's the only thing keeping it apart from the US
>William V of Canada moves to Ottawa for it to be his permanent residence

>>68328617
I work a full time job already.

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someone redpill me on alex jones

>>68328629
sorry enjoy your stay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wTWWjYTe1I

bit cute

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ahh of yes course .. the french champagne

SHANT be doing a POO, lads amirite?

>fucking school children
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=226_1258739070

>>68328616
Overpopulation really scares me to be honest.

The fact that there's 156 million people in Bangladesh blows my mind.

having a wank while ill lads wish me luck haha

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>>68328578
it'll be paid off friday though

>>68328518
Holy shit, are you me?
The EXACT same thing happened to me, did she hug you a lot and unload all her problems on you?

Once she rested her head on my shoulder and played with my hair for the entire lesson. Best hour of my life.

>>68328642
would be incredible

we'd continue on our path to becoming the Brazil of North America

>>68328647
fat neo-nazi

>mate asks what im doing tonight
>"not much"
>"there's a party at mine, come over"
>"alri lad text me when i should come down"
>"shall do"
>hasn't texted me
i reckon he wont

Think I'm going to bite the bullet and apply for a job in London lads. Don't want to move there and don't particularly want the job either, but I have to do something other than living with my parents and working as a barman.

>>68328647
Says the most contrarian things his marketing team think of to sell more pills/filters

A very successful businessman

>>68328642
doubt england will ever be a republic

Is NoFap a meme or does it really work?

>>68328656
I could take him 1v1

>>68328536
Yeah I probably should have just pretended that I'm amazing at everything. But I dunno, maybe I failed because of the case scenario test.

>>68328720
its a meme that has become cult-like and has no real effects at all

>>68328582
They fucked up the Philippines years ago lad. Sons first steps into empire. Adorable really.

>>68328720
what is the intent?

what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg

>>68328656
good post

>>68328720
it works in making you look like a bellend

*plays a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin*

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>>68328578
ah yes

>>68328753
this got me good

sorry

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Reading a scientific article on a v. important issue and pondering the implications lads.

>>68328739
Again, how? Not being rude but literally all you have to do is just say that you'll take the initiative and work with others.

Ah well, good luck for next year.

>>68328753
u cant fool me so easily
im an internet veteran

>>68328753
fuck off you utter runt
fuck this shit fucking terrified me when i was little

>>68328753
virus

>>68328720
The idea is that you get so desperate you pump a fat chick

>>68328647
He's like a human Donkey Kong

*smells the air*

aaaah the runts are here i see

>>68328803
Old as the tinterwebs

>>68328753
what tf was that fish?

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>>68328796
hmm yes quite intriguing

>>68328803
What is it t. mobileposter

>>68328789
Wew, leaving uni and getting out of my overdraft was one of the most satisfying things ever.

Nice to have a few grand in savings desu

>>68328720
If you actually unironically believe in it and carry it through it'll probably do some good somehow, through placebo effect if nothing else.

>>68328720
there's no real effect other than getting so horny you may talk to girls more but it's the equivalent of going to a shopping centre hungry so you have to talk to someone when you buy food

>>68328818
don't you mean you smell you fucking idiot

who /not poor/ here

>>68328795
It's fine

*walks into the thread*
*strikes a virgin pose*

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>>68328818
*splashes around pathetically*

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>>68328661
>World population will break 10bn within our lifetime

>>68328799
desu like 20% of people make it past the first online tests

>>68328859
not me

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Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough,
its an elegant weapon from a more civilized age

>>68328851
fuck off you aphid

>>68328859
*crickets*

>>68328720
not worth it if you arent going to get a gf any time soon
but it is good to give you some extra time to accomplish something you otherwise wouldnt have spent the time on

no porn is better for you than no fap

>>68328836
yeah I would really like that financial security

finally beginning to understand why people want to leave college

>>68328803
the first screamer video i ever saw made me fall out of my chair and cry

>>68328859
check your dutch privilege

>>68328880
That can't be right lad.

So only 2/10 make it past the first online tests? That means there's be only a few people left to pass the tray and barely anybody for the video interview.

Sounds like bullshit.

>>68328750
To unwarp my mind a little bit.

Also given up smoking and drinking.

>>68328871
>if i live to 100 years old the world population will have DOUBLED to 11 million since when i was born

>>68328859
i'm pretty rich

>>68328859
The Dutch are a crude people.

>>68328880
Now THAT is a runt net

Business idea: turn Earth into Coruscant and start building the space fleet.

>>68328871
>the world population was only 2billion when grandma was born

>>68328871
we could slaughter at least 50% and literally no one would really notice
they're all dead weight

"Why validating far-right cries of 'thought crimes' over the new internet surveillance laws will inhibit us from eradicating racism and intolerance"
"Recognizing your own involvement in post-colonialism and modern-day slavery in the mineral-rich regions of central Africa"
"Let's call a spade a spade; "I'm just not interested in fat women" is intolerance, plain and simple."
"'Social Justice Synonyms #07: "Pets" should be renamed "animal partners"."
"Why we need to start mandating board member quotas for non-binary people, too."

>10billion people in the world soon
>still no gf

>>68328871
>tfw I will never get to contribute to overpopulation
JUST

Business idea: turn Earth into Croissant and start building the pastry fleet.

>>68328913
over 10k people apply every year though

pissed the bed again lads

fucks sake...

>>68328903
What's the vid I'm too scared x

>>68328943
Oh My GODDDDDD There's Nearly 10 Billion People?! O_______O

>>68328913
theres like thousands of applicants every year

>>68328903
what was it la? mine was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usHeKudzmcw

>>68328959
Right, but you're saying only 2k people make it to the etray and then only one thousand to the video interview?

It can't make sense, because they hire at least 900 people each year.

They had 30k people apply this year.

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business idea: build communism

>>68328916
masturbation is natural
smoking isn't really natural
drinking is fine

doing things in moderation is healthy, you will be able to do those things healthily if you solve your mental issues with counseling/medication

you might need counseling mate, I'm in it and it really helps

>>68328971
all me

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got myself some xmas gifts

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need a buff gf 2bh laddos

>>68328891
>no porn is better for you than no fap

this

enjoy fapping pornless from time to time. i cycle between fapping to porn and fapping pornless. its enjoyable, don't cum too fast like you do to porn, you have to work for it a little longer but the orgasm you get from it feels better. its more slow burning and feels like its coming from deeper down in your dick

>>68328916
i lost all my friends when i did this

>>68328921
They don't remember where they buried Rembrandt.
I mean, how?
Not like some our lads that had to be spread over land so no one knew where to piss. The Brandt was a good man.

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>15 minutes
>120 replies

i remember when /lat/ had this speed....

Made an entry in journal lads.

"6 December 2016

Bugger."

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>he browses r/DNMUK

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>you are now aware Europe isn't even close to 1bn population right now

>>68329017
twerp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQYRM6jAvnI
"Human rights are wrong"
He's a madman

>>68329017
Haha your general is shit kys

>>68328976
my memorys not too clear on this subject but this could be the first one i saw too. one of the oldest scream videos i can remember

>>68328996
where?
its hard to get LSD for me

>>68328753

I shall not be looking at this video.

>>68328919
>11 million
good math

>>68328859
*please the fifth at you*

>>68328998
diminishing return on those tits, really

>>68328996
"bruv drugs hehe"

>>68329017
fuck off jf

>>68329038
good

the earth shouldn't have so many people

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>>68329043
you're acting like this is a new idea
fuck off spook

>>68329008
Yeah, that's kind of what's happening now.

>tfw receded chin

Ah yes, BE URSELF.

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>>68328753
Think I might give it a pass thanks

So I am trying to write a list of reasons to live, and all I have written down is it will make my parents sad if I die.

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>by 2100 there will be over 3 Africans for every 1 European

>>68329043
The only rights that exist are those you can guarantee yourself.

>>68329054
it was always older kids showing them at school and freaking me out, blue toothing the videos to each other. I remember this one runt who had a new screamer like every day

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>by 2100 there will be so many Indians that the area of toilets needed will be larger than Scotland

Business idea: privatise /brit/ and price posts differently depending on their position in the thread

>>68329070
Hmm yes. Now let's do a think about where those billions in continents like africa may want to go. Hmm

>>68329123
so they are going to use scotland as a shitting street??? hahaha

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>there will be 20 billion on earth by 2017

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>>68328996
good lid

>>68329043
He's always believed this though. Nobody that is an anarcho capitalist can believe in nearly all the human rights people say we have today.

In my opinion a human right cannot require resources. As soon as it does require resources (Like saying education, healthcare or sustenance is a human right) the only option is either forced labour (slavery, and commonly seen in communist societies when they start saying everything is a right) or theft (taxation, seen in every state based society to some extent).

>>68328941
"You need to adopt - The immorality of bringing a new child into the world when millions go unfed"
"The phrase "Ladies and Gentlemen" is non-binary genocide"
"The monarchy is a relic of inequality, injustice, and intolerance"
"Why we need a breeding permit system for white Britons"
"Street harrassment; why men need to stop trying to 'pick up' women without their advance consent"

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>>68329094
who the fuck cares you obese alt-right faggot take this shit to /pol/

Business plan: Forceibly enslave all Canadian posters

>>68329151
your mum must be a busy woman

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>eternal anglo and eternal frog along with eternal yank got rid of based gaddafi

>taxation is theft
hahahaha

>>68329187
FOY

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>>68329160
>taxation is theft

>>68328996
why did you get some stickers for christmas lol

you gay or something

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spent about 2 hours painting a map of the interwar period from memory

rate my autism

waiting for my life to get better to try lsd 2bh

Sam Hyde has a new channel and nobody told me about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZyQJJSFNcE

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>gaddafi was tortured by getting a knife up the ass before being executed

cannot fabricate

>>68329197
Frick off IRA twat just because your bumbuddys with him

>>68329130
Why would they want to come here?

Everyone's a bit racist and xenophobic, they wouldn't be welcome.

>ah yes I will risk my life and travel to the land of the white man to earn marginally more money than I do here at the cost of racial abuse

hmm

>>68329230
another one with a lost uncle then?

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>>68329038
I wish

that I could turn back time

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>spent about 2 hours painting a map of the interwar period from memory

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>by 2100 there will be 300 Africans for every chilean

>>68329216
wheres the key

before you say something autistic, just know i did not read a word of your post.

>>68329226
i felt really bad when i saw the video of him after his capture

>>68329216
Hmm australia

>>68329262
can't be arsed making one

>There are lads right now not learning Chinese so they aren't useless slaves in 20 years when China takes over

>>68329257
>my province is in the savage area

bit rude

>>68329238
have you not been paying attention? they're coming here in droves

>>68329220
i almost vomited when i saw this diabetic faggot, fucking obese piece of festering shit

>>68329283
t. willing slave to his Chinese overlords

>>68329199
You are forcing someone at gunpoint to buy a service whether they want it or not.
How is that not theft?

You should be able to selectively choose which services you wish to buy.

>>68328859
Define /not poor/.

I could live off my savings for about three years. does that count?

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>by 01/01/2017 there will be 15 trillion people on earth

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>by 2100 there will be 500 sheep for every Welshman

>>68329283
no that's a dumb idea
chinese is a shit language and they're all learning english

>>68329197
Good post, killing based Gaddafi was a crime and those responsible will pay on the day of the rope.

>>68329257
>ywn explore the untouched areas of the world

want off this ride.

>>68329307
Fuck off Tarquin.

>>68329250
Well no I just don't support the IRA or Gadaffi

Lol

>>68329151
Can't see it.
Antibiotics don't work any more.
No one is making anything to replace them.

>>68329309
he looks like a fucking balloon filled with mucus

>by 2019 there will be no more jews

>>68329220
i only found out about bugsports recently
wonder how many channels are sam has hidden away

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>when some jumped up continental says Shakespeare "wasn't really that good"

>>68329300
>at gunpoint
umm no sweetie, you can leave if you want and pay tax somewhere else :)

>>68329278
What pal

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>by 2100 there will be no virgins your age

>>68329210
Taxation is theft and while I enjoy the ancap memes they're nearly all incorrect. The entire point of the NAP being that some cunt can't start writing down new rules (laws) to the principle because they aren't moral wrongs.

might have to massacre myself lads

nothing personnel, just not a big fan of this whole life gimmick

>>68329230
>Frick off IRA twat just because your bumbuddys with him
Supporting the destabilisation of the middle east.
Good lad.

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good meme

>>68329362
It's blue hmmm

Or is it a different colour to the French empire I couldn't really tell

>by 2100 the DFS sale will still be on

>>68329376
I hate my life.

Daily reminder that it is morally and rationally wrong to commit suicide over not feeling happy for a short period of your life.

>>68329415
why

>>68329369
neck yourself you dumb, anarchistic, unemployed armchair philosopher

>>68329400
Sorry mate only so many colours I could be arsed with, it is subtly different from the French x

i'm anime

>>68329421
What about a long period
>>68329383
I was just joking because gadaffi did support the IRA
I didn't support his death

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Ah yes, the rent account is accumulating wealth quite nicely.

used to wear braces lads

>>68329429
There is nothing worth living for.

>>68329438
Not unemployed, not dumb and my chair doesn't have arms. I don't fancy myself a philosopher just because my views differ from yours.

>>68329367
you never know, this might become true.

maybe society will be the 100% sexually liberated by 2100 hundred

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make the leaf great again

>>68329421
this
the you 10 years from now would practically be a different person.

>>68329469
but why do you feel that way? something happened to you?

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>>68329154
You truly are a disgusting slimeball degenerate.
>>68329151
What the fuck are you talking about, there's not even 10 billion on Earth right now.
Seek medical, professional, and conciliatory advice.
>>68329226
You'd know about such things, yuh?
>>68329440
Do I get to bring friends?

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>>68329440
anime im cia

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>neck yourself you dumb, anarchistic, unemployed armchair philosopher

>>68329458
>I was just joking because gadaffi did support the IRA
So did Boston.

>>68329393
*chuckles heartily*

dig it

>>68329469
there's loads you blockhead

>>68329483
Because it is a fact. I have nothing to live for. It is just existence for the sake of existence, and nothing I try works out.

>You truly are a disgusting slimeball degenerate
you fucking obese alt-right diabetic faggot

>>68329376
dont do it mate, it can and probably will look up at some point. But if you off yourself you'll never know. Speak to a therapist laddy

>>68329497
Genuinely what I look like

>>68329511
Like what?

>>68329516
ribena

>>68329497
I fucking hate runts like this. He actually thinks he's attractive, the fucking state of this """"""""""""man""""""""

>>68329458
> what about a long period
that's really unlikely considering you're probably like 25 and it's likely that you'll live until you're at least 65, so assuming you don't die from unnatural causes you've probably been feeling sad for a small fraction of what your entire life will be.

>>68329475
This implies it ever was great.
The leaf was at best mediocre (which is worse than bad since you sort of fit in without giving mankind an example of what to do or what not to do.
You don't anywhere in life working low risk, low wage jobs.
Your ancestors made decisions that did not benefit their children.
This is the harvest of their crop.

>>68329479
wow good point I bet my life will provide ample evidence for this phenomenon

*recalls how I felt 10 years ago*

ah...I still feel the same as I did back then, except with the regret of not having gone through with it....hmmm....

>>68329508
I know loads of yanks did and it's one of the reasons I hate yanks and the clintons

However I wouldn't support Bill clintons assassination if it meant all of the niggers in the USA would come to europe

so i'm good looking, girls look at me when I pass them, conversation between them stops etc.

however I still don't have a Stacey gf...

>>68329516
it's not normal to feel that way, are you sure there was no particular turning point that changed you?

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>>68329487
get meme'd twice kid

cat keeps coming up behind my chair and meowing at me and i don't know what he wants :c

just killed myself

>>68329545
hehee zhart in merT!

>>68329567
need a lisicki bf

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>>68329475

>>68329334
they bloody better me glands are aching

everyone here talks about suicidal thoughts, but you never talk about your reasons

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>when you're 176cm and just above average looking yet have a fit asian gf but the 190kg master runt can't even get a basic slag to date him

>>68329307
having enough to cover for emergencies without needing anyone else to chip in

>>68329556
are you Chad material

>>68329549

have you changed anything about your life or just continued being a sad case who doesn't want to change because they don't feel like it right now even through it'll pay off ten-fold in a few years?

>>68329611
bit gay

>>68329541
But what if it continues until then

Define "long" or "short" periods

>fit asian gf

well done on dating below you, fucking beta.

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>>68329556

>>68329530
I would miss listening to music and smelling the fresh air, or being able to create and explore what's around me.

>>68329564
I've always had these tendencies since I was a teenager, but when I can see no way forward or things start going badly then it just makes sense to think about it seriously as the way out.

>>68329632
It's a common thing people tell themselves.

Everybody thinks they're ten times better looking than they are, so people try to rationalise their lack of a gf.

Good looking people get good looking gfs, it's that simple

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>>68329567
memeing you thrice

>>68329635
near enough.

defo top 10%

Does anyone here want to have an actual conversation or debate?

This is complete falderol. You people are a mess.

Grab a hold of yourselves.

>>68329635
>>68329658
Don't respond to him

>yotsuba b
fucking state of you

>>68329658
forgot this chapter in the saga

>>68329704
didnt even suggest a topic you fucking reprobate

>>68329658
she asked if I wanted to go cinema with her

i said no

she means nothing to me now

>>68329712
t. 90 year old grandpa on futaba

>>68329666
I don't think I would, I have no strong love for those things.

Is it destruction that you require to feel like somebody wants you? Someone that's more for real?

>>68329628
don't have money for rent in a week, probably going to fail uni, family disowned me, lost contact with most friends, can't afford any food besides porridge oats, dying for a fag, and I'm tired all the time because I can't sleep.

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>Tomorrow

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>Tomorrow style

>>68329736
Tomorrow is literally objectively the best

*defies your guns and shields*

>Not using Burichan style

do british women know about william levy yet?

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>>68329755
t.

>>68329747
>>68329749
snap
enjoy your burned retinas

ah yes, not invited
nice
good
nice

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>i use futaba, it reminds me of the good old times on /b/

>>68329652

a short period is like your teenage years

a long period would be 51% of your entire life

what would cause you to believe that your so-called "depression" will be so severe that you feel as though you're better off dead for the majority of your life? maybe in some cases that's true but for the majority of people they normally sort their lives out by their 30's and live a decent life from there onwards.

>>68329755
>>68329749
>>68329747
trying out tomorrow style


quite easy on the eyes 2bh. might stick with this for awhile and see how it goes.

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>why yes, there is nothing more important to me than 4chan customisation

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>>68329728

EU Dissolution:
-Are you for it?
-Are you against it?
-Alternatives for EU countries without crashing their respective economies.

You first.

>>68329768
It's nicer on my eyes for long stretches late at night, combined with f.lux means I can sleep way better than before

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summer /brit/
>fruitful gimmicks, happy autists, pleasant discussion

winter /brit/
>I want to die

late night winter /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

>>68329541
I've been feeling sad for 9 years now.

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>>68329735

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>why yes, I do indeed measure my height using the metric system

>>68329738
why not? have you ever tried to cultivate an appreciation for the world?
desu people are so callused and numb to everything from overstimulaiton and narrow focus

>>68329823
give it a rest. at least she wanted to talk to me

>the "complaining about /brit/ being better at other times than it currently is" gimmick
this general was much better before this

>>68329823
Stop responding

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>>68329844

>>68329809
Summer here tho

i started posting on /brit/ yesterday

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>Tomorrow

>>68329802
He's a Paddy so of course he is willing to prostrate himself to continental masters

>>68329844
not different times
just seasonal depression
/brit/ is always like this in the winter

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Smoke weed till my eyes red like Itachi
They don't want me to switch like Sakura
Test LS? Ain't got enough chakra
Don't fuck with my mantra
It ain't black and white like manga
I bring kung fu without the panda
Moving like Rock Lee gate 5
Call me the sensei I'm that Guy
Sword and the shield, zulu warrior not susanoo
Imma aim for your eye like Danzo
Or Deidara
Will cause a big bang like Hiroshima
Or call me Hash-irama
Smoke leaf in the village but it ain't hidden
Zoot's got a red head like Gaara
Yours is sandy like the sahara

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>>68329835

>stop responding

because this meme was clearly successful the last 20 times you've tried it

idiot.

!!!!REMINDER!!!!

190CM MASTER RACE IS A WELSH SCHIZOPHRENIC SPAMMER OBSESSED WITH HEIGHT. WHAT HE NEEDS IS NOT A REPLY BUT PSYCHIATRIC TREATMENT.

!!!!REMINDER!!!!

everyone in this thread is being so difficult tonight, yer all cheesin' me off

>>68329811

Ahh yes, and what have you done over those 9 years to change that?

> inb4 b-but muh depression doesn't allow me to do things that might be challenging to do at first but will improve the quality of my life in the long run

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>i'm so obssessed with this general that I know how its users act in different times of the year

>>68329747
>>68329749
>>68329872
haha good posts

>>68329809
that's too high energy for late night winter brit
THIS is late night winter brit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed79L3wQu38

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>>68329862
Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough...
an elegant weapon, from a more civilized age

>>68329802
should scale back to what it originally was for

we tried to stop this when we said no to lisbon but we are a stupid people who gave in for no reason

Remember how butthurt Lisicki was when his gf left him and started fucking some other dude. Almost Elliott Rodger tier desu. Hilarious!

>>68329875
don't understand this seasonal depression meme... winter is much nicer than summer

me:
>be 176cm
>live in my own place
>shag gf multiple times per week
>5.5 inch circumference cock

190kg
>be 190cm
>still a virgin
>boring cunt that can't talk to girls
>believes he's super good looking because mummy said so and some slag looked at him once

>>68329883
this is a reply in of itself, dont even mention not mentioning him

you're just feeding the beast

>>68329887
>depression and suicide is rational
ahh yes, the so called normoids

Does anyone use Photon unironically?

>>68329887
nice assumptions

Yotsuba B masterrace

>>68329834
Yes.

>>68329887
Got a job, got healthy etc. Still sad all the time.

>>68329913
I guess Brits have to make use of that.

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>me:
>be 176cm
>live in my own place
>shag gf multiple times per week
>5.5 inch circumference cock

>>68329886
Like a yank would know what cheese is.

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>2016
>using a graphical browser

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>be 176cm

>>68329920
you on about when he liked a girl and had never even kissed her and sperged out because she added some lad on facebook?

good times

the inbetweeners literally and unironically represented my teenage years perfectly

>>68329936
yes

I'm 165cm desu.

>>68329992
skins for me

>>68329903
when you post with a lot of the same people multiple times a week for years you start to pick up some things

for example, you would be surprised to know that roughly 71% of /brit/ posters are virgins

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>>68329992
>the inbetweeners literally and unironically represented my teenage years perfectly

>>68329969
He means the stuff they put in his Burger King burgers

You know, "cheese"

>>68330000
cute

>>68330006
>>68330006
>>68330006

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>>68329989
>mfw this is actually what happened
>mfw his girlfriend didn't know she was his girlfriend