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not enough edition
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cara
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Take the Joepill lads
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>>68323129
whoops I thought I was posting this
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good edition
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Can't watch British porn, the accents have me fucking rolling on the floor. The fake police one is the worst.
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>>68323145
tha lad
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>>68323129
what happens next??
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>>68323199
>Four Stages
>only three

hmm...
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can't stand these utter runts that are always pining about how they wish they could go back to when they were a child

fucking hated my childhood
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>>68323129
crikey, how's she going to get out of this one
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>>68323262
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>>68323199
already at the fourth stage mate, the english pill
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>>68323268
Rasheed
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>>68323129
just found out the other day fake taxi has connections to canterbury

[spoiler]I live in canterbury[/spoiler]
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Honestly don't believe that the so-called Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant will survive into 2018.
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Lads for my works christmas party I have to go in fancy dress with something beginning with D.

Any ideas? (that aren't Dildo, Douche etc.)
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>>68323242
quite like british porn 2bh

although I saw a solo video recently of this british chinese girl role playing a teacher and I kept bursting out laughing at the lines she came out with

still blew a massive load though
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>>68323336
Dickhead
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>>68323334
They shouldn't had been allowed to survive into 2015
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>>68323336
a dingo
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>>68323336
just be yourself m8 (dickhead)
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Do you like bully doggos?
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I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse but the pain feels so much worse
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>>68323376
why wouldn't they with all that funding from obama
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>>68323417
Yeah I like stubbing cigarettes out on their fur haha
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>>68323336
go as a donkey, you won't need to buy a costume
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>>68323334
America will be back on the moon in his second term. Fuck global warming. He's going to throw monies at NASA.
USA USA
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>>68323336
The Dalai Lama.
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How come the best Brit pornstar is a nigger?

Do you have many niggers? Is your niggresses hot in general or do they look like the american ones.
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no more towers or mega-structures
post vernacular architecture and other small scale stuff
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watching two autists trying to make idle chitchat is the most painful experience in the world
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straight out asked my female flatmate for a shag while we were drunk at the weekend and now she is ignoring me

is she playing hard to get?
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>>68323417
ugly inbred monstrosity

put it down
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>>68323452
Ya ril edgy ther bud
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>>68323489
would off myself if i lived there
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>>68323500
lmao you fucked up bad mate
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>>68323507
Why does everyone hate my little piggy so?!
She's the most adorable little angry meatball there ever was.
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>>68323337
Well what was the vid then
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>>68323473
this girl from work semi knew her at school and apparently shes a degenerate that does mdma all the time now and every time she comes home acts like a stuck up slag
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marry shag kill
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Do Americans say "pal"? It sounds weird trying to say it a yank accent
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a leaf
A LEAF
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Comment
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>>68323334
They might be kicked out of Iraq and Levant, which will only make them stronger in other places such as Libya. Alsdo, they will return the moment the oportunity presents itself, which, considering we are talking abotu Iraq, will happen soon.
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>>68323487
You seem to know all about her.
Hair and eyebrows look painted on.
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>>68323334
Yeah I'm not too sure about his entire Build the Wall and Drain the Swamp plans, or even his Make America Great Again plan. But he'll be very effective in his middle eastern policy and should have a pretty decent relationship with Russia. Dunno how things will go with China though
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>>68323630
Don't understand this game.

Shag is obviously to fuck them, kill is you're least favourite, but what is the marry?

Does it imply you get to shag them forevermore or does it imply you get too pend time with them but neve shag them like a real marriage?
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>>68323242

"Professional" British porn is SHIT!

AMATEUR BRITISH STUFF ONLY!!!!
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*wanks*
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>>68323630
marry aisha
shag rosy
kill sara
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>>68323676
t. thinks fake taxi is amateur
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>tfw pronounced minutiae as "min-you-tay" in front of my boss and immediately realised my mistake
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>>68323630
kill marry shag
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>>68323669
it implies the one with the best personality who you wouldn't want to just fuck and chuck
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>>68323698
>not marrying sara

pleb taste
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>>68323717
But do I get to fuck them forevermore though or not?
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>>68323669
Marry someone to spend your life with them
Shag someone you wouldn't want to spend your life with, but you do find physically attractive
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>>68323242
The Kings Cock with Jasmine Webb and Danny D is amazing
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>>68323700
my-nue-tee-ay ?
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>>68323630
Marry shag kill, 123
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>>68323676
>>68323699

>watching porn
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>>68323734
shant marry a total sadcase
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>>68323375
>>68323396
>>68323462

Brilliant

>>68323484

This is actually a good idea, thanks
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>>68323736
yeah of course m8 but you have to deal with their personality too
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>>68323756
i unironically think porn should be banned, and the wanking runts forced to download foreign shit at slow speeds over tor
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>>68323765
they're ALL sadcases
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>>68323750
Yep
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*raises hand*
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>>68323750
MEIN YUU SHE
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>>68323785
same, good lad
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>>68323129
Do you lot think faketaxi is real?
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>>68323700
It's "min-new-tie", you fucking window licker
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>anime
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>>68323792
at least rosy and aisha seem a bit cheerful
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>>68323584
wish I knew, I tried to find it again earlier but I couldn't

she was proper fit as well, pretty face, perfect big tits and a tidy minge

she was doing a teacher-stundet role play talking to the camera and saying how big my cock is while her husband/boyfriends is so small
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>>68323750
Min-you-she-ey
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>>68323819
yeah it is m8 they are just random punters he picks up and then shags bareback
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My grandad was a Holocaust survivor, ask me anything.
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why did literally nobody but me realise that kangaroo punch video was fake

are people becoming dumber?
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>>68323861
what's fake about it then detective?
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just found out porn is fake
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>>68323819
>you lot
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>>68323820
>Getting it this wrong
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What shoes should I get for the winter lads?
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>>68323885
delete your life mate
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>>68323630
aisha is definitely the best shag, sara is the prettiest/ the most normal so Id throw a ring on her and I'd put sara in front of a fascist firing squad desu
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>>68323877
the dog and kangaroo are animated
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Me out in front
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>>68323836
sara has the best political views

aisha is a labour twat and rosy is an actual full on commie who has nazi tattoos
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>>68323632
No it doesn't.
It's just not threatening. Hey pal come over for dinner.
Pal in Brit, Glaswegian. Gimme all yer money pal and a wonny glass ye.
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Mass surrender in Aleppo lads
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Just found out the kangaroo punch holocaust porn is fake lads
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>>68323855
dont care
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>>68323907
me to the right of the frame with the cylinder that i carved out before the nonce with the perfect sphere (that he also has to put more effort into rolling straight)
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>>68323911
mate we're talking about marrying shagging killing them why are you talking about politics
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>>68323915
by who
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>>68323836
>>68323911
kill yourselves you fucking scumbags
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>>68323907
le capitalism sux.jpg
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Began thinking very edgy thoughts lads.
Was driving home, and I began to unironically think 'This wouldn't be bad music to die to'.
Similarly, looked out across a bridge for 20 minutes considering jumping.
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crackers
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>>68323898
you got somethin to say?
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>>68323855
is it gay to fantasise about sucking dicks?
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>>68323907
*Hides in the ball as you carve it*

*Lets you push me*

haha, runt
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>>68323911
>rosy
>full on commie

no, shes a virtue signalling edgelord slag. thats literally it.

sara is the most intelligent of the lot and has the most coherent political beliefs (although obviously they are still pathetic). youre right though in aisha being a basic bitch labour runt LARPing as a commie.
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>>68323584
FUCKING FOUND IT LAD

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57a38e25edc91
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>>68323891
Ohh, looks like we have an intellectual in our midst
How is it pronounced then? I studied los Latin in uni, i think I know how to pronounce it.
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>>68323950
this post gave me déjà vu
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>>68323950
good luck turning then
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>68323958
because their politics reflects their overall personalities and thats important when considering who to marry maybe?
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>>68323958
because I'm marrying sara and I'd want to have in-depth political discussions with my wife without wanting to throttle her
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Someone please give commieslags a sympathy vote for Sara the angel

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214
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>>68323630
I don't think I'd like any of these people.

Rosy's body doesn't make up for her personality and face.
Sara's face and Brexit/Hillary/SNP views don't make up for the rest of her views plus her utter runt povvo personality
Aisha's autism and /brit/ experience as well as her sex drive doesn't make up for her being the most boring, generically left wing luvvie student of the lot.

Need a Beth gf who loves cuddles
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*pushes ball off a cliff*
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>>68323993
Won't be clicking on this screamer
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*spreads cheeks*
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wasting my life
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>>68323487

Name?
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>>68324035
>commie slags dead last with 0 votes

must be a niche gimmick
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>>68324010
because this is my second time writing it
>>68324023
its as easy as rotating the cylinder in the direction you want to roll it in
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please don't squish me
please don't squash me
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Someone post the image of aisha flung over a guys shoulder. Her body is tight as fuck
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Need a lad to suck my willy and then snuggle afterwards
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>>68324026
>>68324027
politics really isnt that important though
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*squish* *squash*
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new daily shoah is out lads
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>>68323993
Well done la

>>68323997
See
>>68323846
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>>68324111
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>>68324111
>tight
very much doubt this after the miles of cock she's taken
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i've found god lads
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>>68323907
now instead of pushing a box down a perfectly smooth surface, you now have to contend with directing a sphere which has a momentum of its own and can easily roll out beyond your control.
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>>68324121
fuck off paki
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it's "our" not "are"
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>>68324090
Jasmine Webb
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leaver her alone, paki, this is my turf
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>>68324154
shut up fatman
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>>68324121
yes it is m8

I would never date a lib dem supporter
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Is the Queen autistic?
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>>68324154
our you kidding me?
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>>68324139
wonder if he could smell her fanny from that distance
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>>68324136
Nah, you're wrong, mate. Dead fucking wrong.
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>>68324111
because she's only 19
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>>68324146
What happened him?
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>>68324164

Thanks mate

This will be my first indulgence of my newly found jungle fever
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The gf
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>>68324179
rude
lib dem gfs for all
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Politics is philosophy for dullards
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>>68324187
does it look hairy to you?
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>>68324151
>>68324179
>being this much invested into politics
dont understand your reason or motive
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>>68324221
well i cant really see, why do you ask?
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i'm very attractive

women love me
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>>68323487
>fake tits
vile
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>>68324232
>dont understand your reason or motive

the survival of my race and culture
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>>68324213
>be blonde
>keep bleaching your hair every month

why?....swede girls do the same and I dont understand.
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miss the gf lads
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listening to skrillex ironically
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>>68324220
philosophy isnt real and is just the incoherent ramblings of educated men

political ideologies dictate the way society is organised

take your pic as to which is more important
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>i'm very attractive

>women love me
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>dubliners literally throw bricks at the luas

bet they're all weebs as well
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>>68324277
poof
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>>68324249
t. u
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my name jeff LOOOOOOOOOOL
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>The return of this Irish lad who posts something very specific about Ireland even though he's in brit

We get it, you're Irish.
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>>68324281
fuck off
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Who will it be?
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>>68323640
and coloured contacts
they always look bad
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>>68324281
>philosophy isnt real and is just the incoherent ramblings of educated men

poppycock
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fuck sake ill just cave one day and marry whatever chubby 3/10 gives me the time of day just for the sake of not being alone won't I

I just fucking know it
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might copy and paste some edgy sickipedia jokes

anyone interested?
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Need help lads, what game should I buy
>Blood borne
>Just cause 3
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Steady as she goes
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>not wanting a lib dem gf
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how can you shag bare lads?
ain't your fanny stingin
bet your fannys fuckin mingin
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>berliners literally throw bricks at the straßenbahn

bet they're all weebs as well
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>>68324358
not watching it if its a nigger
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>>68323487
>Do you have many niggers?
no
>Is your niggresses hot in general or do they look like the american ones.
Are*
and no
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Your`re the girl that I adore
and still I live in hopes to see The Holy Ground once more.
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>>68324139

*PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRP*
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>>68324281
the former is
why should I care about the ramblings of bureaucrats any more? its nothing but subversion and control, I don't feel the need to play into that and simply remain adrift.

Philosophy allows you to step out from the boundaries and look on from outside, make decisions independent of the dogma of society and educate yourself in how to think for yourself.
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kristen stewart
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love marina with short hair <3
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>>68324358
Danny Dyer
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>>68324425
yes
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is wearing hair clips gay
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someone post the word "ukip" for a (You)
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listening to skrillex unironically
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I am a white heterosexual man
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>>68324358
Fassbender. Only man in the list. He won't touch it though.
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hate ukip
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>>68324446
post skirt
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>>68324446
A bit but so what?
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>>68324418
*Retreat into yourself*
*Get executed by nazis because you let politics go to shit*
Hmm

>Inb4 "dude it's just death lmao"
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>>68324296
>"Luas"
It's just called a fucking tram, pal.
Irish attempts at desperately trying to preserve their "culture" by occasionally slapping an Irish name on something are pathetic at worst and cringeworthy at best.
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ukip
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>>68324361
its true. philosophy is nothing more than great men trying to put down in words their completely warped and unique worldview

doesn't mean it can't provide insight, but to imply that it automatically imparts useful knowledge or is at all based in knowledge and reason itself is absurd

we all eventually return to dust, so we might as well make the most of our time on this rock

trying to answer unanswerable questions is frankly a waste of time and intellectual wankery

>>68324351
great counter point

>>68324418
>its a nihilistic teenager has given up episode

wow how can i be more like you?
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>when he doesn't browse /ck/

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>>68323310
hahaha fuck off does it? I live there. Going to cruise around hoping i get picked up by the female one
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>>68324518
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Is it more busy outside on weekdays or weekends?
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thats not all of it

*forces your head*

THATS all of it
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got called a melt while making a ham and cheese melt in the microwave
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>>68324494
is she trying to arouse me?
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>>68324553
....weekends
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These aren't doubles
*Forces your head*
THESE are doubles
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>>68324553
not sure
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i masturbate frequently
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>>68324552
who is this
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>>68324518
good post
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>>68324528
you're the same canadian autist who talks about degeneracy and doesn't like modern architecture
now you're saying philosophy is intellectual wankery
want to brick your fucking skull you thick cunt
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saw a disconcertingly pretty man at the shops lads
kept thinking that if he was dressed as a woman he'd make a very attractive one
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>>68324494
hot
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>>68324602
unusual behaviour for a /brit/ lad
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>>68324553
a cities road and public transportation networks are busiest during the morning rush on weekdays
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>>68324595
You mean THESE
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>>68324620
wtf I love france now
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got stalked around the park by this middle aged Indian guy once

really strange
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would do ANYTHING for a shy Mediterranean GF
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>>68323145
What you do think about her mini-me m8?
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>>68324276
because naturally blonde hair looks brown compared to what most people think is blonde, which is always platinum bottle blond
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>>68324518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_26NfgQOZA
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>>68324506
you can never enact real change by floating along the party lines
you need to step outside and give them all a big smack. its this sort of blind adherence and "political thinking" that lead the Nazis to victory. hell they never had an absolute majority in German parliament and the Socialists could have easily blocked them if they weren't so caught up in politics.

no walking testicle in a pair of blue jeans stuck in a voting booth has ever changed things, they have only flowed as they are directed to.
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>>68324603
foy
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>>68324620
well if you've read so much philosophy impart some knowledge, and teach me why philosophy is so useful
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lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8
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>>68324603
paul nuttal
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>>68324494
no respect nor sympathy for people who write a's like that
scum of the earth
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*forces your head*

*teleports behind you*

*forces your head*
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>>68324510
light urban area system

look a bit silly for getting so worked up now, eh ;)
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>>68324528
>>its a nihilistic teenager has given up episode
>implying any of that
I just think you're a toad mate, you keep playing the same game and expect the rules to change
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>>68324620
yes yes let the Brit flow
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>>68324494
don't even see the problem with this

she was already sucking his dick he just wanted a bit of deepthroat
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drinking a drink
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>>68324753
Me on the right in the blue shirt
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>>68324693
because learning to think is important, its something that a shocking number of people really don't know how to do.
so many who can't see the forest for the trees and don't realise there are more options and ideas out there than what is merely presented to them on a platter.
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>>68324753
me on the right
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>>68324510
ouch
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>>68324753
321
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>>68324753
the utter state of the girl on the left's makeup
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>>68324494
why didnt she just bite down
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>>68324784
Danielle.
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>>68324784
Stacey's mom
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Who does /brit/ prefer? Stacey or Beth?
>>
got caught trespassing once
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>>68324742
lmao he shakes their hands with one finger like they're babies.
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>>68324850
pls see >>68324836
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>>68324871
i did too. Tell me your story and i'll tell you mine ;)
>>
>>68324753
don't post pics from these runt club nights.
>>
Why do so many utter mongoloids say "left-hand side" and "right-hand side"?

It's just the left and right side.
>>
>>68324871
not believing this horse shite for a second
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>>68324693
we wouldn't be here without the progress made by the thinkers mate
you probably think everything originates from scientific progress but that progress wouldn't have been made possible without philosophy and knowledge itself
didn't you have philosophy in high school? you sound like a proper spastic
>>
got caught crossdressing once
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>>68324850
thats not how you drink water you absolute broad
>>
>>68324874
pretty sure he is used to it even in the west considering he is nearly 7 feet tall and 250+lbs
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>>68324947
fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>68324970
post skirt
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someone called me a little legend at the labour rally lads
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>>68324742
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>>68324736
I hope you capped that. I would but cba because drinking.
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>>68324850
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>>68324970
My dad actually caught me wearing my sister's knickers and putting on her makeup when I was about 14
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>>68324947
P E C K H A M
E
C
K
H
A
M
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think my imaginary gf is finding out about my imaginary bit on the side
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>>68325026
not believing this horse shite for a second
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>>68324997
LITTLE
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unironically might be moving to the UK lads.

Should I not do it? I have a consulting job with Aon and theres a year long program I could work in London.

Could honestly see myself staying in the UK for a long time desu, especially if I found a british qt
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>>68324660
bit young
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>>68325019
crikey
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>>68324996
nobody that would attend a labour rally is qualified to discern who is and isn't a legend.

>>68325058
fuck off la
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the desired gf singing a paul simon tune
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>>68325058
no fuck off we're full
>>
>>68324620
france shows why they're one of the best posters on /brit/
>>
>>68325058
if its in London then make sure you have a decent salary otherwise you're going to be renting in some shithole area and regretting it
>>
>>68325067
Dodging the question lad
>>
>>68324742
is this shaq? he put on some weight
>>
>>68325019
pale soft skin, bearing hips and boobs that can feed 5 babies for years.

shes so perfect.
>>
Really like the idea of having a bedroom with a full-length window but then I remember I live in Belfast so there'd be nothing worth looking at and it'd probably get bricked.

Wish there was a good middle ground between rural living and city living.
>>
>>68325085
seek help
>>
>>68325058
>london
shoot some pakis for us while you're there
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>at work, manager is in my office gossiping with all of her friends for an hour
>don't like standing up when shes there because she instantly always steals my chair
>run out of work, go to get some more from the other room
>"going to order my lunch on your computer"
>say ok and freeze a bit, have infowars playing in the background and the youtube chat wasn't hidden, pray she doesn't open google chrome
>come back and shes in chrome
>shes done with her order and tabs back to youtube and asks me "what are you watching? what is the alex jones show?"
>shes a black woman
>"theres a chat too! i hope you're not chatting" and she looks at the chat for a second
>pray that no one in the chat is saying anything bad about black people

it turned out alright and she was joking around with me about it but phew, could have easily been more embarrassing. she got a brief glimpse of my power level
>>
I am thankful every day that I live in a wealthy area in London.
>>
>>68324798
No amount of literature is going to make a pleb intelligent. They can know every single fucking philosophical theory there is, and still get manipulated easily if they don't have an innate capacity for independent and critical thought.

A truly intelligent person doesn't need to be taught what critical thinking is. They practice it themselves from a young age, questioning authorities, power structures, norms, etc. and craft an understanding of the world for themselves. Just like you don't need to be taught whether or not murder is wrong, however some people are born with no capacity for empathy and murder doesnt affect them.

>>68324953
And a bunch of other philosophers were religious in nature and actually contributed to the stall of scientific advancement.

There isn't a material need for philosophy, it just satisfies an intellectual itch.

I know you're a bullshitter because of all the human progress made before the greek thinkers, and the period of technological stagnation between the renaissance/classical period

I do however think there is definitely a case to be made about philosophy helping to break the shackles of christian dogma and allow intellectual expression in europe.

The knowledge you speak of is in fact separate from the philosophy.
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>>68325067
She's British too so it's all good.
>>
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>tfw no wholesome new england gf
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>>68325127
we went to Belfast for a weekend and we got a penthouse thing on airbnb and it had full length windows
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>>68324953
He's probably a public school mong
I went to Catholic school and we had one year mandatory philosophy plus two more optional.
>>
>>68325159
ann?
>>
>>68325159

fuck me that carpet's shite
>>
>>68325179
Yeah but I bet you looked out the windows and went "wow belfast looks wank".
>>
what's wrong with durham?
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me
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>>68325170
you should bin yourself for watching that regardless

also FOY
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>>68325095
Hmm yeah might not be high enough. Around 75k
>>
>>68325170
alex jones is paid opposition
>>
Brexit will either prove we have a genuine democracy or expose it as a sham.
>>
>>68325233
me with the long neck and the feathers
me in the front
>>
>>68325159
egg?
>>
>>68325228
even London looks pretty wank from up high desu
>>
>>68325136

for what
>>
>>68325172
>No amount of literature is going to make a pleb intelligent
intelligence isn't the same as wisdom. a "stupid" man can still be intellectually independent and thinking beyond the veil of society

everyone needs to be taught critical thinking, and really philosophy is so much more than that. as an inverse of the above there are plenty of highly educated people who are essentially dull as bricks and utter automatons.
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>>68325178
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>>68325193
yeah same
even though we only had one year of it but it was 8 hours a week so it was enough to build a good pedestal for those who were interested in philosophy
>>
>>68325244
£75k? can live in the nicest place in the richest area with that lad
>>
>>68324935
I don't like this or when people say "half a dozen" instead of just 6
>>
>>68325309
not a solid 7 in the bunch
>>
>>68325287
That's what I'm saying. I'd love to have a full-length window with comfy scenery outside it.
>>
everyone's got a price
>>
>>68324537
haha thats exactly what me and my mattes wanted to do when we found out, then a very short debate about whether it was real or not lmao
>>
>>68325309
all this thiccness
esp one on the right WEW
>>
>>68323630
sara is the best!
>>
>>68325365
who are your mates man? if you're around 20 odd and from the area there's a decent chance we know eachother through friends of friends. What school did you go to?
>>
>only 3 (three) more days of wage servitude left

This time tomorrow there will only be 2 days left then if I make it through the day after that it'll be the last day. This is the kind of thinking one must adopt in order to mentally survive wageslavery.
>>
>>68325341
>>68324935
What about people who call anything they happen to disapprove of "disgustin" (always with some horrid working class accent).
>>
>>68325228
Belfast is a dump.
Even Hollywood that's a posh dump.
Ards is alright.
You're the wrong side if you want views. Enniskillen or Donegal.
>>
London
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>>68325425
Amazing city
>>
>>68325321
lel no you couldn't

he'll have to pay UK + US income tax on that 75k, will end up with around 40k after tax, that's not enough to live in the nicest place in the richest area with

Even £4k pcm in somewhere like Kensington wouldn't get you all that much
>>
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>>68325425
>>
>>68325408
I know lad. I don't even want something spectacular. Just something nice and cozy to look at while it rains.

Not sure I could bring myself to give up city life for it though, at least not yet.
>>
check this out. upper body blows his away
>>
>>68325362
whats yours
>>
It's amazing how utterly terrified some of the pro-Brexit people are at the possibility that this issue might have to undergo some scrutiny or (heaven forbit) additional public consultation. Easiest solution: have another referendum, this time with something that actually can be implemented. Or are you too scared? If it's the "will of the people", you have nothing to worry about.
>>
>>68325452
>UK + US income tax
KEK
>>
>>68325482
>just keep voting til i get what i want
fuck off
>>
>>68325478
about three fiddy
>>
>>68324147
Yep. Its actually pretty easy to push a heavy cube accross a flat surface.
>>
>>68325513
XD
>>
>>68325452
That can't be a fucking thing.

I just Googled it but there must be a way around that, that's the most commie shit I've heard.

Paying tax on stuff you earn abroad?
>>
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Listening to some Tangerine Dream
mum comes by and asks what that awful noise is
>>
>>68325362
wonder how they sleep at night
>>
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>>68325309
they look a little skanky tbqh, slags up from boston or something
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h_cye6_ydw what a choon !!! ah non c'est terrible !!!
>>
just puked after eating some really spicy ramen noodles

fucking horrid
>>
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ah yes
>>
>>68325374
jewish fetish for wasps truly knows no borders
>>
>>68325565
b-b-b-but assad's days are numbered
>>
>>68325508
So we should stop having general election then?
>>
danelad/ketlad what are your parents incomes/net worth like?

i reckon youre both spoiled batty boys
>>
Do you think gordon did that airplane pose on purpose so he becomes a meme?
>>
>>68325565
What are the colour codes here lad?
>>
>>68325543
what was the song in the intro?
>>
>>68325525
we would need to know more variables
depending on what the cube/ground were made of and the kind of shoes the man has it can be easy
>>
>>68325565
ah yes the so-called islamic """state"""
>>
>>68325452
I was factoring in tax already. Id be making about 75k after tax according to my family financial advisor.
>>
>>68325543
ahh no
>>
>>68325565
CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD
>>
>>68325543
what's the general theme of what they're saying
>>
>>68325547
don't want to know
>>
>>68325619
What do you do lad?

How old are you?t
>>
>>68325617
>>68325607
malnourished runts
>>
>>68325584
not my fault :<
>>
>>68325459
Get out of Belfast matey. Anywhere is better.
>>
>>68325624
>>68325617
>>68325607
what does this mean? Genuinely curious

t. retarded fat redundant yank
>>
so-called """"""""""islamic"""""""""" """""state"""""
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watch how fast this gets deleted
janny is in this thread
>>
going for a poo :) yes thats right i shall be squeezing a soft, brown bum log out of my little hole and making it go splishy splashy in the water as you read this
>>
>>68325612
i think its from kendrick lamar
excerpt from the instrumental of a song on good kid maad city don't remember which one though

>>68325637
well you know, drug selling, money, luxury. just like american trap. some nice sarcastic bars here and there
>>
>>68325598
that's not the same thing mate
general election is when you've had a chance to see something in action and decide if you like it
brexit hasn't even happened yet. What you're proposing would be like having one general election, then deciding that you should have another before the new pm is even in office
>>
>>68325656
ok sorry hope you feel better soon
>>
>>68325673
>>68325655
ISIS are on their way out
>>
>>68325651
Consultant. Nearly 25
>>
>>68325673
syrian govt retaking aleppo from rebels
ignore the "lol isis" runts
>>
>>68325702
So we'll have a second referendum after brexit happens then?
>>
going to a cool party tonight lads
>>
>>68325685
hmm
>>
>>68325622
hook is

ahhh no its terrible
u snitch and act like ur gang
ahh no its terrible

ahh no its terrible
man left u for a peng ting
ahh no its terrible
>>
>>68325723
Am I being memed or is Britain third world?

Why are you getting paid so much, so young?
>>
>>68325715
ty xx
>>
>>68325784
>Why are you getting paid so much, so young?
nepotism
>>
>>68325482
spotted a paki
>>
>>68325607
>What are the colour codes here lad?
I remember colour codes in Northern Ireland.
Been a while.
>>
>>68325759
why are you acting like such a dense cunt. No we won't because the EU wont allow it. That doesn't mean that you can just insist we keep voting until it goes your way. How many more referendums would it take for you to think maybe people do actually want to leave the eu?
>>
chinese girl added me on facebook and i accepted her

now i have a hundred different chinese people as suggested friends

did they recently unblock facebook in china?
>>
wgm. bco. iw. siot. hiwwuab. omwhnfd. sttw. u. y. iessn. gscigsf. dkwtrotdid. jshig. ttya. b.
>>
are you a LAD Bible lad or a UNILAD lad?

LAD Bible here
>>
>>68325619
Fucking hell lad

You can live like a king even in London on that, mad ting

Unless you're talking dollars but even still that's a lot
>>
>>68325784
>>68325803
Yeah pretty much this. I also have a graduate degree in business and worked full time while going to night classes to earn my degree.
>>
>>68325824
The EU won't allow us to have a second referendum? According to what?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkUcIAzC5l8 me with the mask on
>>
>>68325925
Congrats lad, well done.

Did a weird panic there for a second, I know our wages aren't as high as Americans but thought it had got ridiculous there.
>>
>>68325918
they are both kikebook cancer
>>
>>68325857
Yes

Cuckerberg agreed to put a Chinese govt approved content blocker on
>>
>>68325925
Are you the one who said was going to work in St James or something last year?

Or are you connected to that ukrainian oligarch
>>
haitiANO
>>
>>68325918

good lad
>>
>>68326000
>>68326000
>>68326000
>>
good night lads x
>>
>>68325938
nah eu leaders would veto us re-entering after we've officially left
>>
Hello senpai
>>
>>68325925
Medal's in the post
>>
>>68325619
Why is your "family financial advisor" already estimating your earnings if it's only an idea? Sounds like bullshit to me
>>
>>68325992
>>68325857
holy shit

they are going to FLOOD facebook
>>
>>68325925
>degree in business
>100k+ at 25 for a company like Aon

Why are you lying? I know people that age in well paying IB and VFs who aren't being paid half that much
>>
>>68325350
>full-length window with comfy scenery outside it
literally me
>>
get out you fucking scumbag, this is my place
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