If the UK had guns we'd have school shootings too edition
post AnCap memes
PUA master here
you lads wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
>>68319403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsxVC1S_bJ4
this is the only good PUA
>>68319346
not interested in working there but my friends are applying and I do the assessment tests for some of them
shoes lol!
What is the single most fucked up thing you have ever masturbated to (to completion).
>>68319403
The thing I find funniest about PUA is they take chatting to another human being and make it as if you're interacting with a fucking alien species.
>>68319359
i thought about suicide but never wanted to do it, what if you fail and end up as a cabbage? it'd be living hell unless someone just lets you die
>>68319304
http://www.today.com/news/time-s-person-year-2016-donald-trump-mark-zuckerberg-simone-t105610
been going into work for 8am lately and not even had time to get coffee for the mornings
proud of myself.
Need some to cuddle with. Or maybe just a hot water bottle.
remove kebab, r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i23HHWgvLN
>>68319452
kek so true
>>68319421
ive been on antidepressants for 6 months after 7 years of trying to just suck it up
>>68319420
>its for the best
are you serious?
>no one's going to be completely fine with a life turning out shit either
you're still going to be there with them, they're going to hear your voice, see you and stuff. even if you're a total failure. once you die there's only going to be memories of you
>>68319444
(LOL!)
(laughing out loud)
=)
>tfw post-wank depression
Help me, lads.
>>68319446
got my dog to lick peanut butter off my bellend
didnt make me cum though
>tfw not talented enough to turn my anguish and self loathing into art to make money/friends
Guess I'll just deal with my emotions by shitposting.
want to disappear but don't know how to go about doing lads
Also, do any of you office lads detest the fucking office culture
>Sit and work all day
>Coworkers sit and chat bollocks all day, take seven tea breaks and arrange pointless meetings
>Get all my work done because I didn't spend the day talking shit
>Leave half an hour before them
>They act like I'm somehow giving the finger directly to my boss even though the only reason they still have work is because they've been pissing about.
>ive been on antidepressants
chest pains from laughing lads
hmm
Gonna do a suicide and leave a hate letter to the family as a suicide note haha
>>68319328
desu I'm going to work overseas which will provide my income, I'm just finishing up my teaching certification then will get ready to go in the new year, I'm looking to leave before spring if everything goes well.
If you don't think they should reinstitute the grammar school system and that university fees are fine, you might just be a cuck
lads i got a haircut and it looks absolutely horrid. should i just top myself?
need a bf and gf
when i was tripping on saturday i slowed time down so much that i could see thoughts pass through my brain and actually sliced one in half
>>68319529
don't mate, I fucking despise it
>girls bitching about one another (always the girls)
>nice to each others faces but once they get you alone in the kitchen they start spilling the drama
>have to stand there stony faced just going "mhm" to not get involved in it
>fucking secret santa days
>>68319420
Mate your parents will never understand you in thinking it's for the best, why do you think do parents still support their deadbeat sons and daughters? your parents love you no matter what, personally no matter how bad I get I could never do that to them
If your entire family dies before you then fair game, kill yourself if you really think its for the best
>giving up your throne because of a yank divorcee
Northern Ireland has guns but zero school shootings.
>When you accidentally do a think about your mum dying and you realise how pointless life will be without her
Don't want her to die lads
>>68319555
ahh yes the man who agrees with everyone
>>68319525
>talent
talent does play a little bit in the process of creation but whats most important is working hard
if you don't start by something even if its utter shit then you wont create shit
that lad with the semi-autobiographical novel about an internet relationship at least made something he can feel proud of
>>68319644
YAAAS QUEEN
Done a mushroom, potato, and cheese pie.
>>68319639
The Firearms (NI) Order 2004 states that, unless exempted, a firearm certificate is required for the purchase and possession of firearms and ammunition in Northern Ireland.
>>68319446
Fuck off GCHQ
>>68319516
Stop wanking.
so THIS is the power of autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7dmM-QMkmg
>>68319499
>are you serious?
yes
>once you die there's only going to be memories of you
deluded memories of a better person > the living reminder of failure
>>68319650
Cannot imagine life with my parents and my home, but I guess it's something all adults go through.
Really don't want it to happen.
>>68319674
who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat bastard
you fat bastard
might insert a cheeky 'having a go' into my fast stream video interview
>>68319693
Yes, good job lad. You've found the law that says we have guns. Now quote the part where we're allowed handguns of all calibres.
https://twitter.com/vonny_bravo/status/806167140269256704
Anyone get them before the guy got b&?
>>68319744
who at all the piiieeeesssssssss~~~~
>tfw you're the office puppet master
>>68319623
god the office gossip DOES MY NUT IN
women are really pathetic creatures, they take great interest in trivial minutia of other peoples lives. so two faced and bitchy and defensive. they will rant for 10 minutes because another girl talked to her in a "patronising" tone. fucking hell i hate women.
>>68319751
>He's still not done it
Get it fucking done will you
>>68319610
yes
>>68319753
in america you don't need to be certified
>tfw op and nobody gives your post (you)'s
mummy made me some banana bread
>>68319697
you'll never be a failure to your parents eyes
and how old are you by the way? its never too late to turn your life around
>[Person] is [adjective]. [ADJECTIVE]!
Absolute horsecockery.
My suicide plan is shitloads of opiates, benzos and whisky in a nice hot bath, so i'll pass out hard enough to slip into the water and drown peacefully, with an outside chance of choking on my own vomit.
>>68319529
Sounds to me like you're having a negative impact on the team, probably want to consider being less anti-social and uncooperative.
>>68319657
youre only allowed to pick one option. maybe everyone has good ideas and political parties are a bit daft
>>68319799
Do you know the word "have" means? You utter mong.
>>68319623
>>68319775
Men do it too lads.
Granted they're not as hostile as bitches but still.
>>68319780
why the rush? i did the etray on the last day too
upping my protein intake
>>68319751
>video interview
fuck sake. i wanted to do fast stream next year but theres something i hate about video interviews. would unironically rather be face to face.
>>68319623
God. I fucking hate them
>Bitch about each other, suck each other off when they're in each other's company
>That one girl who bitches about other people's weight even though she's fat as fuck and thinks by eating a salad at lunch it negates her having a large Starbucks every morning
>That one slightly older woman who hates all the younger staff
>That one girl who thinks she is a 10/10 even though she's not and thinks every time anybody asks her for help they're hitting on her
>That one girl who flirts with the boss for career advancements but then moans about how creepy the boss is when he reiterates it.
REeee
another day at work with the normie females
>so the childminder rang me and said they're closing for 2 weeks because two of them are going away but they're going next week that's not enough time for me to find another childminder and they expect me to pay them AND the temporary one. i can get my mum to mind him some days and then maybe my sister in law and my fiances dad as well. i would change childminders but you're supposed to give a months notice to them and its a good place and i prefer it if hes playing with other kids instead of just sitting at my sister in laws not doing much you know? some days i pay the childminder for 6hrs but hes only there for 1 or 2 because my fiance leaves work early and picks him up on the way home, he says its easier cos its on the way but its not like super far or anything you know the childminders already had a holiday only 6 weeks ago no way im paying them this is stupid
Hmmm
>>68319838
police approved
I'm okay with this.
hmm
>>68319872
I did the video interview for it and it was fucking abysmal.
It's so hard to concentrate when all that is on your screen is just yourself and there's nobody giving a visual response to you or encouraging you by saying 'yes' or 'tell me more about X'.
It's fucking shite.
>>68319851
Because you're holding the rest of us up.
ROOOOO. Your deadline must be close now, surely. If you applied on the final day you'd have to have it done by now surely.
>civil service fast stream
>starting salary of 28k
why are you lot shilling this so hard? that's fucking rubbish
>>68319904
You clearly have no idea the types of people the police approve then.
All the girls at work get annoyed at me because I eat junk food all day and I'm not fat, while they're all on "diets" and overweight and make no progress. Obviously they're stuffing their fat fucking gobs when they get home.
>>68319903
me in the pic
>>68319959
well it's northern ireland. the bar has to be low
Why aren't you some girls dick appointment?
ate poulet au olives tonight lads
was pretty good. tasty. fresh. delicate
>>68319945
not about the money mate, its about having a comfy job in the government
not sure how many more years I can go on alone
>>68319945
>fast stream
its a way through to major leadership positions which pay well and make you powerful, and you can move over to private sector for an easy 150-200k consulting after about 15 years
ah yes post brexit britain
Who /paranoid/ here?
>>68319693
and?
desu I see absolutely nothing wrong with licenses or certifications to own guns
but a licensed legal gun owner with a good track record should be able to own what they like.
>>68319945
Because the Fast Stream is fucking shit and pointless unless you get on the diplomatic one.
The diplomatic one lets you spend two years in London working on policy, if you pass all the requirements you start to earn like 50k and then they send you around the world and you work in embassies and shit.
All the embassies have swimming pools etc and your expenses are covered, so basically you just get paid a fortune to dick around and go to meetings to represent the government.
It's literally the top tier life.
>IWN get on the diplomatic stream
>>68319928
got a week. can we have a signal if we meet at the assessment centre?
I HATE BEING SUCH A SKELETON
>>68319979
It's extraordinarily low. We may as well not bother with the licenses. It's great.
>>68319986
no motivation to try
>>68319998
Going to aim to die of old age desu.
>not using office politics to your advantage
I constantly pit my colleagues against each other in pointless battles that make them look bad in front of our supervisors and always means I get picked first for pay raises and bonuses.
I also got the cute secretary as my fwb, despite only working there for less than a year and like 5 guys that have been there for years orbiting her. I pretended like I had a thing for the other secretary that she fucking hates and it drove her mad. She fucked me to get at the other girl, liked it, and now we fuck on a weekly basis.
>>68319773 this guy gets it
>>68319992
Might heat up an Iceland curry in the microwave.
>>68320015
don't butt in on conversations when you don't even know what we're on about
>>68320002
why do you give a shit paddy
it's none of your business
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH SNEEZED AND NOW MY HEAD IS IN AGONY
>>68320031
My interview was absolutely bollock abysmal lad, but sure, do you post here often enough to catch me to update it?
The signal is liking Shia LaBoeuf
>>68319623
>>68319775
>>68319845
>>68319873
nah men are different, we sort our issues out proper. Out the back of my office there's a disused septic tank where lads that are mad at each other go to scrap. No cameras and no grassers.
Have a disagreement, go have a scrap and work it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.
Been in there twice myself and won both fights. If you get busted up you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the bruises when you come back to work.
>I also got the cute secretary as my fwb, despite only working there for less than a year and like 5 guys that have been there for years orbiting her. I pretended like I had a thing for the other secretary that she fucking hates and it drove her mad. She fucked me to get at the other girl, liked it, and now we fuck on a weekly basis.
Eating cat stew tbqh
clinging to life
>>68320026
>you just get paid a fortune to dick around and go to meetings to represent the government.
No m8, you get paid to argue with the Nigerian Foreign office because they won't repatriate Mtembe after he served 20 years for murdering his wife and getting death threats from boko haram.
You're thinking of 15 years from now when you're some junior diplomat. Until then without connections you're some attache dealing with idiot Brits who got arrested fro drug smuggling and want you to get them out of prison and fly them home.
>>68320132
Reported this to the constabulary.
>>68320145
coming from jay this story would be bullshit, yes
>>68320132
You only work 2 days a month right? Get paid 60k or something
>>68320168
better not be what it sounds like
can irish citizens join the uk diplomatic stream
all this talk of it has me all riled up, I want to live in ghana in a swimming pool, having diplomatic immunity to do anything and get paid for it
>I also got the cute secretary as my fwb, despite only working there for less than a year and like 5 guys that have been there for years orbiting her. I pretended like I had a thing for the other secretary that she fucking hates and it drove her mad. She fucked me to get at the other girl, liked it, and now we fuck on a weekly basis.
>>68320179
>You're thinking of 15 years from now when you're some junior diplomat. Until then without connections you're some attache dealing with idiot Brits who got arrested fro drug smuggling and want you to get them out of prison and fly them home.
Literally ideal for me mate, if that's what awaits and that's what I have to do in the mean time then based.
Couldn't think of anything comfier. Think you underestimate, and the lads who always shit on it to me underestimate, just how much I want this.
I'd unironically give a testicle away to get on it
>>68320222
Kek
>>68320203
*punches you and makes you watch arthur while i make sweet love to your cat*
>>68319304
>>68319304
>>68319304
>>68319304
>>68319304
>>68319304
have a f(you) (You)s
>>68320217
No, you have to be a British citizen. Get a British passport, then you can apply.
Do Muslims have their own Pope?
>>68320222
keeping an eye on the development of this gimmick
>someone replies to your hatpost or jaypost to dispute it
>>68320267
jokes on you he's a boy
>>68320291
nah it's a much flatter structure generally
imagine being so much of a loser that you couldn't bag a 7/10 deanette stuck in a shit dead end job
the thought of it...
>>68320326
>Still brags about it online
rlly makes me believe you
>>68320316
I dont care
>>68320235
You underestimate how stressful the job you'll actually be doing will be, you underestimate how shitty the countries you'll be in are forthe first decade at least, you underestimate how likely it is you'll spend 5 years in London on a desk answering to the whims of foreign embassies here because all the oxbridge graduates get the cool jobs.
I know you want it badly, you don't shut the fuck up about it. But you appear to not understand what you actually applied for and just have some vague notion of being "a diplomat".
>>68320281
not a fan
you sure there isn't an exemption for irish citizens since the CTA and shit?
>Canadians going on about specifics of Brit culture like Deano and the missus
dear oh dear, it's quite embarrassing really. Like that weird speccy lad who would try and get in on jokes at school
hi
>>68320326
>settling for a 7/10 when you could have a 7.1/10
fuck off leaf
need a british-asian gf
>>68320357
whoa bit gay there
>unironically having pictures of black people saved to your computer
>>68320357
don't be racist mate
>>68320377
>Like that weird speccy lad who would try and get in on jokes at school
>>68320395
deport
practically every aspect of life is mostly determined on how good looking you are
>>68320379
heyyy x
>>68320370
Not for diplomatic. Why not apply for Irish foreign office
>>68320370
Not for the diplomatic stream because it requires you to handle very secret information and you have to swear a special allegiance to the crown and eventually you get a special passport etc.
>>68320369
Lad, you talk as if you know my work history/ background.
I literally do such similar work but just for a private company.
You say this every time, yet every time you just post something as if I wouldn't already know.
>>68320404
<greentexting
fukin pleb
>>68320406
reported to mummy may
>>68320419
and how clever, hard working, good and rich you are
>>68320350
well its not like I can talk to my real life friends about my sociopathic machinations now can I?
>>68319638
>Giving up civilised life because of 'muh independence'
>>68320419
please elaborate
>>68320132
Thats nothing, at the back of my steelmill we have an octagon set up and if lads have grievances they can go in there and beat each other with fenceposts wrapped in barbed wire.
The loser has to wear a pink tutu for the next week.
>>68320440
Then don't whinge about it here if you don't want people making assumptions.
Or tell us what you do now
not even tired but I'm going to bed because I'm sick of being awake and desperately want to escape into the fantasy dream world where I have a stable gf and lots of friends
https://twitter.com/slagtits/status/805952827713605632
No more pics for us lads
>>68320483
I can do what the fuck I want you little annoying prick.
Are you really that thick that you can't work out what I'd do now if it was very similar stuff but not for the govt?
>>68320506
>implying
She'll be back at it soon
>>68320506
who would pay for her nudes?
>>68320491
Love having pre-sleep fantasies desu, just lying there thinking of a better life as you slip into the darkness.
I have to be really lucky to actually dream about it.
>>68320506
read her account, now i have cancer, thank you
>>68320521
You're getting very defensive suddenly, almost like you've been caught in a lie
>>68320506
she gets off on posting her nudes to the public
won't last long
>>68320559
I would've pre-tattoos
>>68320559
Fuck knows but I would love to see them
>>68320559
horse fetishists
>>68320506
hahaha i might buy one and ask her to not include her face in it
enjoying some so-called "irish" cheddar on some ritz crackers
>>68320587
What are you on about?
It's a bit of a gimmick because that's part of posting on brit that I go on about it, because it's my ideal job.
Every time I do, or mention it casually chatting to others about it, you autistically screech in the corner about how I don't understand what it's like.
It's pathetic I'm doing the gimmick, imagine how pathetic it is for you to sit getting upset and whining about it.
>>68320606
Lmao do it
only good lead poster is the lad who sometimes deploys absolute dnb anthems
Post things from your childhood you only realised were fucked up when you were an adult
>that time the heating broke in the winter and we couldn't afford to get it fixed
what is ireland? is it a region of britain?
alri craven
>>68320002
>Owned by a non-EU company
WHEW
>>68320698
yes it is the bad part of the british isles
>>68320694
Nova is a fucking retard
>>68320696
when my dad choked me in a drunken rage
>>68320698
some random part of britain
>>68320587
He's just mugged you off here lad.
>>68320655
>>68320696
Mum lost our house and we went to live with grandparents for a year in their tiny cottage
>>68320696
when the butler stripped down to speedos and played volleyball in the pool with me
>>68320696
that's not fucked up that's just being poor mate
>>68320655
If you're such a bigshot private secotor foreign embassy type that making 25k in the civil service is your dream you'd give a bollock for then yeah you're pathetic
Alright I made this post in June.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/60477766/#60477877
I would like all the twats who replied to me to apologise IMMEDIATELY
>>68320696
got a naked massage from my footy coach
>>68320739
Hot
>>68320748
did she find it?
>bangbus rolls up beside you
>Has your favourite pornstar in it
>"Come on in!"
What do you do?
>>68320696
I only learned the other day that none of my friends got their shit beaten with a belt, where it was a borderline regular occurrence for me.
I don't think it was "fucked up" though.
>>68320782
Why are you so upset? I never said I was a big shot, I simply said I do the same kind of work that I'd come across in the fast stream for it.
I'm not motivated by money and couldn't care less, it's about doing what I'd enjoy and like and I know that's it.
Why are you so upset? Do you not have anything you feel passionately about? Nothing you can aim for?
I can't imagine spending my days getting upset on brit about lads posting about what they want to achieve. It just suggests you're probably missing something yourself.
>>68320789
>guessed 2 50/50 scenarios correctly
incredible mate, should tour with that
>>68320789
Trump still isn't happening
He will not become president
You must be fucking mental if you think they're electing him
They'll find a way, either through a recount or the electoral college
>>68320827
no lad, that is very fucked up. would you treat a child that way?
To the Civil Service Fast Stream lads in here, what was the security vetting process like?
>>68320811
'no'
I'd probably end up like that YouTuber who couldn't keep it up 2bh
>>68320863
If he was acting the way I did when I was a kid, I'd probably beat them worse than that. I was a cunt. My dad showed incredible restraint, looking back.
>>68320811
>>your favourite pornstar
>>68319816
>you'll never be a failure to your parents eyes
everyone has a breaking point
i don't want any life i'm capable of
is that ship guy here
>>68320789
pshhhhh loving this
all of those poor deluded cunts
>>68320911
Source?
Used to use margarine on my toast, switched to olive spread and swear my skin has cleared up since
Dunno if it's just confirmation bias tho
>>68320848
Neither were really 50/50
There was like a 35% chance we'd leave and a 15% chance or even less that Trump would be elected
>>68320924
and thats how people abused as children become abusers themselves. vicious cycle.
>>68320905
You don't get vetted until you're successful and it depends largely on your stream, but it's very strict for anything decent.
>>68320811
She retired cuz she got the hiv
>>68320905
intrusive, hope you're happy discussing fetishes with a stranger
>>68320789
Can't tell if they were deluded spastics or just spastics memeing on you to fit in.
>>68320696
>mum makes £50,000 in a single year on property market
>buys a massive house with the money, gets mortage she can't afford because she's an uneducated single mum on minimum wage, spends all her money going on holiday, we lose the house and have to go live with her new bf
women are incapable of long term thinking
>>68320989
cody?
>>68320981
no, it was a yes/no scenario
if you'd have said that Cameron would hold an election on Brexit and Donald Trump will not only win the Rep nomination but also the Presidency then I'd be impressed`
>>68320989
off you ya?
>>68320985
I wasn't abused you poncy little wat.
>>68320968
VitalyZDTV I think his name is, google it and there's plenty of videos of it
Somehow he's actually managed to make a pretty sizable channel. He's one of those "just a prank bro" cunts tho
>>68321031
Naomi
>>68321048
I fucking wish desu
>>68321050
physically abused, pillock
how do I not look like a scruffy git
>>68320994
How hard do you reckon it'd be to explain the concept of fembois?
religious people don't genuinely believe any of that nonsense do they? they're just having a laugh with us right?
there's a guy at work who orbits this married girl with a 1yo son, it's painful to watch
>>68321075
I wasn't physically abused you sissy little shit. When I was a cunt putting holes in walls and shit like that, my da would discipline me and I learned to control my temper because of it. The belt made me a better person.
>>68321087
>religious people don't genuinely believe any of that nonsense do they?
most believe in an afterlife of sorts
most are aware that the bible is just a series of stories
>>68320696
some weird autistic kid down the road threatened me with a kitchen knife
think he would have stabbed me if I didn't run home crying
My dad went mental at his dad he probably got beaten to a pulp the little cretin
>>68320946
just tell us whats really wrong lad
why are you in this current state
>>68321133
if you say so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAXnqjUfal4
>>68320987
>>68320994
What's the purpose? Is it to discover and list all your secrets in the event that you are kidnapped/ blackmailed?
>>68321077
get a sharp suit from jacamo
>>68320506
Wish my life was this easy.
>>68321087
talked to a Christian lady who genuinely doesn't believe in evolution or the big bang and thinks Jesus will have a second coming and all the dead will rise with the Rapture before Armageddon
you must be insane to truly be religious
>>68321166
t. poncy little upper-middle-class TWAT from London
>we will never be diplomatic service employees together
rip the bantz
>>68321214
yeah, really showing off that mild temper of yours mate.
>>68321169
absolute tune
daily reminder that aisha posts nudes for free
>>68321169
good choon
>>68321245
yeah, really showing off that hard lad man of the people working class grit and resilience there lad
>>68321087
dogma goes both ways
there are plenty of secular people who are equally as delusional as young earth creationists
>>68321273
would rather be in northern ireland with beth 2bh
>>68321184
I think that the idea is that considering you'll be handling top secret information on behalf of the UK government they want to make sure you're not a dickhead.
>>68321239
>Ever giving in
I couldn't care if I'm 25 or 35 lad, I will never give in on getting there, you shouldn't either.
>>68321087
t. believes nothing exploded and became everything
>>68321273
Just once 2bh
>>68321169
Blur's worst tune
their best? why Charmless Man of course
>>68321350
t. believes a wizard turned nothing into everything
i UNIRONICALLY called my mum a degenerate without even thinking about it earlier for preferring modern architecture over classical stuff
took the red pill too hard lads
>>68321319
also that they don't find anything you didn't mention so they know you've got no pressure points
Both the religious and staunchly atheistic are stubborn fools, any rational person is an agnostic.
>>68321398
sounds like you're mum has more developed taste than you do friendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVmIVdMKUac
>>68321372
you must be joking lad
>>68321428
fuck off leaf
you underestimated the power stance
>>68321372
>worst
yeah ok you're a twat
The universe began with a paradox
Sometime at the end of the universe, where time travel has been achieved, they send an actual working Hadron Collider to the beginning of the universe filled with all the histories and information from our own that ends up creating the universe out of the "great nothing". We created ourselves
it's why time repeats itself
>>68321419
>not being a Christian Buddhist
brutalism is better than gothic architecture
god probably doesn't exist
>nihilism
>max stirner
this is literally just underage rubbish that you stupid retards surround yourselves with to seem more intelligent
it doesn't even fucking mean anything
>look at me I'm a NEET and I have to pretend i'm learning something lol nihilism
>>68321487
true
>he doesnt follow buddhist economics
if you know anything about architecture I guarantee you're a shirt lifter or a student
>>68321419
Political stance of /brit/
Staunchly lib dem
Theism of /brit/
Agnostic
Third eye status
Firmly open
>>68321487
brutalism is better than all other architecture
>>68321523
t. 19-year-old fascist
>>68321487
>>68321530
Are you both Jewish? Why do you hate architecture?
Feels good that my city is pouring billions into demolishing and redeveloping ugly brutalist crap
>god probably doesn't exist
>>68321393
>God is a wizard
Fucking hell, yanks truly are the most embarrassing species to ever exist. The yank atheist may be the top of that little heirarchy of embarrassments though.
>>68321523
nihilism is deary and the sign of an undeveloped mind.
makes me laugh when people call Nietzsche a nihilist, he may have influenced Nihilist theory but that doesn't make him one, he's closer to Kierkegaard than Stirner
>>68321576
splendid post
tfw literally have no clue what to (attempt to) do with my life.
Been this way forever. Never had a clear direction. Anyone else the same?
who /absurdist/ here
>tfw day by day all the ugly brutalist crap in my city is disappearing
thank you based capitalism
>>68321592
can you not find the beauty in the despair?
Why did Europe and Asia start great civilisations while the Americas, Oceania and Africa stay savage shitholes?
got called racist in greggs today
>>68321372
literally the opposite you twat
>>68321639
Still don't feel like I've matured a day over 16 2bh
Dreading the day when I have to actually venture out and be an adult
morals aren't real
Theory: Religion was invented to stop people doing naughty things
>>68321657
*checks hdi ratings*
hmmm
mentos aren't real
Genuinely can't think of any job that I actually want lads. I've got a MSc and I still work as a barman - I hate my directionless life, but can't think of a single direction to give it. Help me out pls.
>>68321436
>>68321463
>>68321677
so many tasteless plens itt
quite sad really
>>68321669
What happened lad?
>>68321206
they're not insane, they're just told from the time they can talk that the bible is right about everything and cannot be questioned
People itt are given the great gift of this sandbox of ours called 'earth', and they choose to go to the same space every day on the same floor of the same building and do what they're told by someone else. They never really think about any of it, and make disparaging remarks towards those who do. Truly intriguing, although depressing individuals, caution to those who spend too much time around them lest you fall into their webs of lies and deceit.
>>68321644
replaced by cheap prefab with horrible cladding to make it look stylish but won't last 6 months.
>ywn live in the barbican
>>68321740
if you want careers guidance you're gonna have to pay us
>>68321361
faggot
>>68321147
>whats really wrong
i don't fit
>why are you in this current state
im tired of reading that i'm not allowed to stop suffering because others might hurt
https://soundcloud.com/homusapien/oh-shit-im-feeling-it
>>68321746
was being racist
>you will never become London mayor and destroy the Barbican, the last bastion of ugly brutalist dog shit
Might have a word with Khan
>>68321746
Said alri rasheed to a brown lad
Just got a VR kit from Poundland not even joking haha banter
Lads. Explain Indians to me. Is this kind of behaviour genetic? Why are they all invariably weird paedo perverts?
desu classical architectural forms are fine, and its good that people appreciate them, but architectural stagnancy/sticking to a single style is not a good thing.
I'd rather endure ugly buildings in the hopes of something good developing than rot in neo-classical purgatory forever.
Theory: Religion is a product of perpetual psilocybin mushroom intoxication in palaeolithic man
Ah yes,
Just in case you didn't catch it earlier: I am going on a sabbatical from /brit/ until next Michaelmas. I will not say 'do not weep', for not all tears are an evil. Take a punt for me if you would lads. Have a go for me. It would mean the world.
Three fucking scimitars,
J xo
>>68321786
pull yourself together soppy bollocks
>>68321786
>i don't fit
and you're going to off yourself because of that? fucking hell
Theory: I'm gay
>>68321819
they're fucking weird man
there was a couple indians in my college course and on the nights out they turned into proper creeps around the girls
>The Chevrolet Captıva
>The heıght of Worst Korean desıgn.
slagtits doesnt approve of owen jones
she's cool in my books
>>68321762
>ywn live on the top floor and look down over the grey foggy expanse below as the ants scurry about
I got the cute secretary as my fwb, despite only working there for less than a year and like 5 guys that have been there for years orbiting her. I pretended like I had a thing for the other secretary that she fucking hates and it drove her mad. She fucked me to get at the other girl, liked it, and now we fuck on a weekly basis.
Theory: it's not gay if he's feminine
>>68321856
Might be onto something here
>when you're walking past a redevelopment site where the new buildings match the historic style of the surrounding area
very good feel
>>68321744
nobody asked your opinion
>>68319446
Giant animal vore
Remember that episode of Law & Order where they discovered you can fake DNA and made it out to be a game changer for police forever
Remember how they never mentioned it again and still use DNA every week
Law & Order is shit
>>68321860
>>68321819
just their rich and vibrant culture lads don't be a little englander
FOB
>>68321762
Looks like they took a page out of jenga in designing those, atrocious buildings
@68321887
Shan't be reading this
>not using office politics to your advantage
I constantly pit my colleagues against each other in pointless battles that make them look bad in front of our supervisors and always means I get picked first for pay raises and bonuses.
I also got the cute secretary as my fwb, despite only working there for less than a year and like 5 guys that have been there for years orbiting her. I pretended like I had a thing for the other secretary that she fucking hates and it drove her mad. She fucked me to get at the other girl, liked it, and now we fuck on a weekly basis.
>not using office politics to your advantage
I constantly pit my colleagues against each other in pointless battles that make them look bad in front of our supervisors and always means I get picked first for pay raises and bonuses.
I also got the cute secretary as my fwb, despite only working there for less than a year and like 5 guys that have been there for years orbiting her. I pretended like I had a thing for the other secretary that she fucking hates and it drove her mad. She fucked me to get at the other girl, liked it, and now we fuck on a weekly basis.
>>68321918
was it the DNA plot holes that told you?
>>68321918
Welcome to Bollywood
>>68321911
t. Charmless man
>>68321822
nah fuck off steel and glass was a mistake
>>68319674
That looks incredible.
>>68321903
do you approve when they put a plastic and glass building up but retain the original frontage?
>>68321918
I don't pollute my mind with TV
>>68321768
How much?
>>68321911
>likes blur
oasis for life, lad
>>68321893
this is why rasheeds in afghanistan make all adult men grow their beards out
>>68322000
20 (You)s per hour
>>68321812
GUESS 'OW MUCH IT WOZ
>>68321944
what
yanks clearly have more billionaires
>>68321819
I had a brown person complain to me today that the ones that live in brownistan are all possessive and autistic.
damn, that musıc on Auto Mundial, need source.
the goal is to move to brentford
>>68321944
>pakistan
>gay porn
uh
Pizza or chips?
>>68321993
it has its uses
>>68322083
Which kind of chips
>>68321944
finland btfo
>>68321984
fuck off
>>68321992
Yanks don't have pies, none for you.
>>68321944
Can't really fault Iceland for lecky. It's freezing and there's only about 20 of them anyway.
>chinnook salmon
Good lads fush
>>68322105
french fries, out of steak cut
>>68322037
per cap. prob.
>>68322083
both
>>68321944
this was made by someone from a runt country judging by the choices made
>>68321944
>colombia
>happiness
>not using office politics to your advantage
I constantly pit my colleagues against each other in pointless battles that make them look bad in front of our supervisors and always means I get picked first for pay raises and bonuses.
I also got the cute secretary as my fwb, despite only working there for less than a year and like 5 guys that have been there for years orbiting her. I pretended like I had a thing for the other secretary that she fucking hates and it drove her mad. She fucked me to get at the other girl, liked it, and now we fuck on a weekly basis.
>not using office politics to your advantage
I constantly pit my colleagues against each other in pointless battles that make them look bad in front of our supervisors and always means I get picked first for pay raises and bonuses.
I also got the cute secretary as my fwb, despite only working there for less than a year and like 5 guys that have been there for years orbiting her. I pretended like I had a thing for the other secretary that she fucking hates and it drove her mad. She fucked me to get at the other girl, liked it, and now we fuck on a weekly basis. ..
>>68321845
why shouldn't i?
>>68322083
daddy!!
>>68322133
So hot chips
Pizza then la
>>68322083
Bread and water
>>68322063
kurupt fm mentioned
>>68322116
>MUH
>MODERNITY
fuck off, good thing the vast majority of people on earth dont have your mentality
>>68322143
fucked that up did you you fat twat
Lads. Do not ignore my farewell. It will not go down well. Do not test me, lads. Don't even fucking try it. You will meet an end at my hand, be it by blade or bostaff. I will make you cry.
http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/40892064?featured=1&utm_content=featured_listing#1r5UcH6qiJei21g4.97
carpet bomb this country and start over
>>68322127
We have pies, it's just that not as many people eat them here.
Yesterday I had a chicken pot pie.
>>68321822
that building is literal fucking degeneracy
>>68322133
He asked about chips, not fries.
Please ignore his farewell
>>68322173
Looks nice you stupid yank twat
for FUCK sake failed nofap again
>>68319304
Do you feel irrelevant being not in the club?
give sara some money lads
>>68321984
with steel and glass we can build buildings lighter and bigger than ever before, we can do things no one ever thought possible when we only had stone and concrete, we can play with all sorts of shapes and designs
early attempts with esoteric geometry were fairly ugly but they laid important groundwork
this is the Williams tower in Texas, I've seen it in person and it looks like a shining pillar of silver in the Texan sun.
@68322143
Shan't be reading this
office wants to do secret santa lads but I don't have to buy for any specific person, they call get distributed somehow (can't be arsed explaining)
any ideas?
>>68322188
Fuck me.
Why doesn't the government grow some balls and move their non essential London offices out of fucking London?
>>68322173
yeah nah fuck off
>>68322218
retrograde
>modern architecture is shit
t. lives in some shitty provincial town where the most experience they have of modern architecture is social housing which has no thought of design or materials put into it
>>68322253
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8GrSpsj8V4
>>68322198
I bet it was nice.
American home cooked stuff is underrated. Wish we had a thanksgiving.
>>68322160
Ell of course chips are hot, do you ask for a glass of wet water too?
>>68322268
a retard hat aka hat with propeller on top
>>68321993
I do
I like the contrast when done well
>>68322255
>overdraft limit £0.00
>>68322225
What looks nice, the stock exchange? I agree
Too bad its encased in a steel cube
>>68322256
if you think houston is any way a nice city please fuck off and die, and never respond to me again
>>68322322
looks like fucking marge simpson
Literally won't be happy until the entire British isles is a London commuter belt
Can easily happen when travel is fast and cheap enough
secret santa at work is asking us to offer something thats worth less than 10 euro
dont know anything about the person i picked, have no affinities with she whatsoever
>>68322342
lel
>>68322173
that looks great though
there is NOTHING wrong with modernism or post-modernism
just shitty artists/cheap developers looking to cause a fuss.
>>68322342
doubled over laughing
do a new you stupid cunts
>>68322342
laughed so hard I gave myself a hernia
>>68322222
checked
>>68322342
screaming
>>68321992
Thanks, made the crust from scratch as well. x
>>68322385
Don't tell me what to do you cheeky cunt
>>68321740
Also work in a bar lad.
Almost identical situation to you, though my degree is worth less, kek, it's an MA
>>68322385
How about 'no'
Doing a cry. You are all very rude.
>>68322198
Thatmeme pie is the only one you have.
Your ancestors, the English ones, the real Americans, would be ashamed of you.
I'm currently watching an anime that so far has included:
>graphic seppuku in the first minute of episode 1
>father-daughter groping (with nudity)
>heavily implied sexual relations between a 14 y/o samurai apprentice and an old samurai
>burning a mans penis with a hot iron
>nipple removal via katana
>eating said nipple
Most interesting.
>>68322375
>>68322293
>>68322225
with your toxic modernist mentally that beautiful piece of architectural history would have been bulldozed to make way for the glass piece of shit
we're nothing without our heritage, it would do you well to remember that
@68322435 still not giving a (You)
>>68322364
>>68322381
>>68322411
>>68322417
It's not that fucking funny you weirdos
Busıness ıdea: don't renew to trigger that Yank.
>>68322160
But I had Pizza like two days ago la
might shave some lines in my eyebrows
thoughts?
>>68321740
What's the MSc in?
>>68322427
Before you decide your degree is worth than mine, you should know that mine is in sport and exercise psychology. Not sure you can get too much more meme-tier than that, it was a bad decision.
>>68322512
Psychology
>>68322479
>>68322173
Reminded of a Kids in the Hall sketch.
>>68322510
4 lines on each brows like soulja boy
>>68322477
Wew lad going to need a name.
freedom for palestine
>>68322479
yeah nah, fuck off
with your mentality we'd all still be living in shit huts because god forbid we be creative and/or try something new
>>68322479
>toxic modernity
that's troglodyte talk
I don;t disagree that people put up ugly buildings, but this has always happened, there's no point to sit in stagnancy, we need to keep the fire going
>>68322018
Works desu, I'm not attracted to lads with beards at all
>>68322527
>>68322534
>say psychology for a laugh
>it actually is psychology
>Trump already has a company planning to create 50,000 jobs in the US
wew
european cities crack me the fuck up tbH
>>68322547
Shigurui
It's pretty damn good honestly
How old are you lads that have masters degrees and work in bars?
I can't imagine working in a bar post 24/25, I'd struggle
>>68322604
>destroy thousand years of culture to copy manhattan
>end up as a shit version of it anyways
lmao the """"""""""british isles"""""""""""""
>>68322604
Do people actually live in there? It looks frightening.
Shan't be going there.
>>68322604
your willy is rubbish
>>68322662
Tbf if you do it at the normal age you can end up with a masters and be 22
>>68322534
At least it was interesting (I assume) but don't make the mistake I did and leave it too late figuring out what you want to do. I try to figure that out asap if I were you.
>>68322604
now compare this to Dubai
the West is falling behind because we've lost confidence in ourselves.
we had the ideological advantage in the past, but now other nations have simply copied those ideas which made us great and are catching up and passing us.
>>68322612
Cheers lad I'll give it a go after I catch up with Ajin.
getting my weekly dose of the daily shoah
>>68322716
Yeah but working in a bar at 22/23 is fair enough if you have a masters because you could just be looking for work, but getting toward 25 seems shite
>>68322584
who
>>68322718
>>68322604
This
>>68322718
Also this
>>68322534
>>68322582
A few of the branches of psychology (e.g. clinical, health, forensic) would have led to a stable and respectable job, I just picked the meme one because I though, what the hell, I enjoy sports so it could be quite comfy to work in that field all my life, if a bit meaningless. But about 90% of a degree is a joke and the jobs market is shit too.
>>68322662
Turned 24 last month, feeling the pressure to get a proper job but just don't know what to do. Don't want to get some shite office job just for the hell of it.
how to fix britain:
raze everything built from 1910-2013 and start afresh according to georgian/victorian styles
Honestly wonder how many people have killed themselves because of how depressing post-war britain looks.
If I lived in birmingham city centre i'd have offed myself decades ago.
>>68322604
That's Chicago m8
>>68322718
My brother works in Dubai, it seems fucking shite.
It just seems like a soulless void full of people with more money than sense.
>>68322770
Softbank.
>>68322718
dubai has godawful city planning but at least they don't get sentimental about old piles of rocks
>>68322718
Dubai is a terrible example mate.
Singapore might be better for the reasons you stated.
>>68321944
>Bolivia
>№1 in Brazil nuтs
>>68322718
i'm well travelled and dubai is easily the worst major city i've been to
Why would anybody do a masters degree in something that isn't paid for by work or isn't directly vocational?
Getting a masters for the sake of it is fucking awful.
japan has the best city-planning in the world
lads
>>68322718
thank you for outing yourself as a rasheed philistines
having a good old laugh at some PUA videos
it just boggles the mind who actually pays for this stuff
like look at this lad, he's clearly good looking even though his face is blurred - nice hair and that, shouldn't have any trouble getting girls
https://youtu.be/G5HnukNb6D8?t=439
>>68322872
aka how to be a gay virgin manbaby
>>68322872
quite a good description of /pol/ in the jerrycuck phase
Paris has the best city-planning in the world
>>68322844
Nice working conditions la
>>68322913
t. Hans
>>68322872
>“the BNP used this method well”
Remind me of how that turned out.
Brasilia has the best city-planning in the world
>>68322827
singapore is even more of a special case. not a good example
also you saying they have ideological advantage? haha
>>68322863
In engineering loads of people do a 4 year undergraduate programme that you come out of with the equivalent of an undergrad+masters degree so you can become a chartered engineer more easily
>>68322942
*sees yank*
*heems him*
>>68322318
I bought it frozen from the store, it wasn't home cooked. It was alright.
>>68322438
Yeah but they probably would be ashamed of me even if I knew how to make pie.
>>68322912
There's no way people watch this
What type of person watches this shite?
>>68322810
>>68322816
>>68322827
of course its soulless, because the city has no roots, I'm saying that the city has an energy that many western ones lack
I only see this kind of fervor in American cities, and not nearly as much.
Europe is wallowing in its own self-doubt while European architects go to Asia and build wonders.
you're right Singapore would be a better example but I just like that picture of the city rising out of the desert, its a great example.
>>68322970
>also you saying they have ideological advantage?
Not me. I've worked in Singapore and it looks better than fucking dubai is all.
Milton Keynes has the best city-planning in the world
>>68322477
Sounds like complete garbage.
>>68322941
I know, quite unexpected.
>>68322967
*achem*
city-planning is unnatural artificial cancer
>>68322996
not sure what the point of this post was
>>68322912
Cba to watch the whole thing but is it meant for autists who never learned how to socialise properly? Never looked into it
*does the virgin walk to the virgin room*
*sits down at the virgin desk and turns on the virgin PC*
*loads the virgin general and makes the virgin post*
>>68322806
He was gloating about that lad
always get a good laugh at people with very simple names and grandiose job titles
"Hi, I'm a research fellow at the University of Wankerville. Names Gavin."
aha
>>68323059
its meant for lads who want to know how to pick up girls using some sort of persuasion techniques or some shit
>>68322963
A million votes in the 2009 European elections.
>>68322477
m-m-mmmm,
GCHQ will not like this one little bit.
>>68323044
Nahhhh
You're wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rARXeeHbnS4
>>68323060
great post, pic related is the virgin walk
this is the virgin general >>>/int/brit
this is the virgin post >>68322872
>>68323052
leeds is what the neutron bomb was built for
this is what airburst strikes were built for
just watched this lad walk into the room and post on 4chan
could totally tell he was a complete virgin. it was glaringly obvious, he did everything the virgin way.
>>68323148
looks like theres something wrong with his spine
>>68322970
not an advantage
but the ideological superiority that was once unique to the West is not any longer, now other nations have adopted it and are developing in time.
Europeans are suffering the worst for this, as a whole the continent feels "old" and haggard, there is a desperate need for some sort of revival movement of one kind or another.
America I think will be alright, its spirit is much more vibrant and futurist than anywhere in Europe