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/animale/

>>68316776
Disgusting edition. If I ever see you, you're getting bate senseless.

thinking of doing an ol' 'cide

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got the results back from the clinic

I'm dying of loneliness

impossible to be just friends with a girl

>>68316810
so what job was it haha

>Even the Christmas adverts in Poland have managed to squeeze an interracial London couple into them
Fucking mental

>>68316841
I have lots of female friends

What advice would you give to your 18 year old self to avoid becoming the trainwreck you are now?

>>68316861

Bender

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>ywn be good looking

>>68316863
kill yourself

>>68316825
why lad

tfw you missed out on the part of growing up where you could safely have sex with no fear of an std

>>68316863
end it fast because it never gets better

My mum unironically believes in ghosts and shit
She recently paid a so-called medium to contact her father, who recently died. She paid the cunt £50.
I want to heem the lying twat and get her money back, how much of an utter scumfuck do you have to be to blatantly lie and profit off peoples grief? Fucking disgusting.

Then again, it's my mums fault for being retarded enough to believe in this shit.

>>68316847
Very doxxable info desu.

It was a good one though.

Have one grad scheme interview left to hear back from. If that comes back bad might just walk into the sea.

It drives me mental because whatever task I'm given in a work environment I always excel at, I'm just wank at jumping through employment hoops with my CV etc because half of it is bullshit.

>>68316863
Kiss her, you fucking mong. She's in love with you.

Donald Trump is America personified.

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>>68316903
why not

>>68316850
You what

>>68316948
Imagine being this much of a failed normie

>>68316925
Spent a few days laughing with a qt in uni about how ghosts are utter bollocks but then we went for a walk through the woods at night towards an old abandoned church and we both got so spooked that we ran away.

>>68316863
Take a year out before uni and go on a working holiday.

Make sure you study the language you do at uni and get really involved.

Get involved in more societies.

Realise you're quite good looking, just a bit shy and awkward, so be more confident.

Don't spend uni summers throwing a frisky around a field, go get internships

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need a big boned gf

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>get home from work
>4 hours until I have to go to bed

What are season ticket loans? I see them in a lot of grad job descriptions, I assume it has nothing to do with football

>>68316863
i was already a trainwreck then

>>68316964
don't think about it lad haha
think about nice stuff

>>68316955
silly german bastard thought he was at war with Jews

it was Brits, Yanks and Russians who fucked their shit up, not hebrews

>>68316955
i fucking hate that little bitch goebbels, he always sucked hitler's dick

>>68316977
Poland's Amazon did a crimbo advert where a wee old polish man learns English to go and see his grandchild for the first time who was born in England. He gets there and his son has married a nigger and has a mongrel child.

>>68317015
public transport

>>68317015
they'll pay up front for a travel season ticket and you slowly pay it back straight out your salary

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>>68317009

>>68316991
Failed implies I was trying.

>>68317031
1) The majority of the Soviet government were actually Jews.

2) Churchill and Roosevelt both had Jew handlers such as Bernard Barouch.

>>68317025
this
Who the fuck becomes an abnormie at 18?
We're all deranged out the gate. Fucked from day one.

>>68316999
This sounds about right, I'd tell myself this.

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>>68317040

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5HnukNb6D8

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*winks at you across the gay bar*

>>68317009
>Get up at six
>Spend an hour having a wash, eating breakfast and getting ready for work
>Drive to work for an hour because of the traffic, sometimes even longer
>Get into work
>Slave away until lunch
>Finally, my sweet escape. It's just another shit sandwich I made
>Ah well, enjoy the momentary bliss of a chocolate bar
>That's over
>Only four hours until home time
>5pm
>Race out of the door
>Sit in traffic with others all wanting to get home
>Get home at 6/ half 6
>Make food and put my suit away
>It's now nearly 8 o clock
>Respond to a few messages on FB and read a bit
>It's 9
>Post shit on the chon
>It's 10
>Set alarms and get ready to go asleep
>Repeat ad infinitum

Ah yes

>>68316977
>>68317040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5Rnd-HM6A

>>68317054
Needs an anime photoshop
Someone get on it

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>>68317102

>>68317102
what is the appeal of this life

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>>68317102
>Respond to a few messages on FB

>>68317126
need to pay the mortgage on the barratt home

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>>68317028
nice.. stuff?

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>>68317102
'living'

>>68316999
>year out before uni

>working holiday
Where? Bar work in Europe?

>>68317126
the appeal is that you don't NEED to live like that
you need to figure out what you're priorities are.

>>68317102
I'm terrified of post-uni life

>>68317102
The truth hurts but good job im a sadistic fuck

>>68317115
Computers got photoshop on it, think its about time I turned it on and made some OC.

Nah.

>>68317102
>put my suit away

Good thing you're compensated with 50k/year

>>68317115
kys

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>mum flicking through TV guide
>sees the Undateables
>sister says "didn't know you were going to be on TV, anon"
>both burst out laughing at me

unsuccessfully tried to force a gimmick in the last thread

>>68317126
i-it gets better anon! just hang in there! don't kill yourself and enjoy eternal sleep!

>>68317170
Depends on your job desu

>>68317194
Sister sounds like a laugh, she single lad?

>>68317162
stuff that doesn't drown you in despair and sorrow

>>68317194
screaming

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>>68317194

>Google Traffic works by analyzing the GPS-determined locations transmitted to Google by a large number of mobile phone users. By calculating the speed of users along a length of road, Google is able to generate a live traffic map.[2]

fascinating

>>68317212
gold dust

I'm still waiting for an opportunity to whip out my new gimmick

>>68317168
Definitely go to New Zealand or Aus.

It's as fucking cliche as it comes, but theres's a reason. Everybody who does that shit has a whale of a time.

I regret it so much.

Went straight to uni, got a job straight after it, now I'm basically just >>68317102 and I want to kill myself.

>>68317175
It really is fucking awful. You think it will never happen to you, it does.

>>68317191
h-h-hahaha, yeah...totally....not low 20ks

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Which one would you take to bed for some sweet loving /brit/?

I have some advice for anyone who's depressed here. 4chan is worsening your mental health.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.


People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.


This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.


I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

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unironically just bought this whole street for a box of freddos

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>>68317194

>>68317200
The art of gimmickry is that you've got to slowly put it out there, but fairly regularly. Never force it but never let it die either, people have to become accustom to seeing it before they begin using it themselves

t. PhD in Gimmickology

>>68317244
is taking a working holiday after uni reasonable?

Business idea: turn them all into Greggs

>>68317251
this is absolutely true and i've always known it... still here though

>>68317247
rolling for 0

>>68317275
Absolutely, just do it straight after.

>>68317247
they all look like people who get easily offended by everything

>>68317251
Shan't

>>68317275
Definitely lad

>>68317194
Don't know why it's called the undateables when everyone on the program is dating someone

>>68317194
*drapes my arms around u in a hug*

Where can i buy all-natural free range gimmicks?
I'm sick of these artificial GMO gimmicks

>>68317251
agreed

we should all go to reddit

pack your bags lads

is the lad that just did an interrail travel here? need to ask a few

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>mfw on £7.20 an hour

>>68317275
Yeah but don't come to Australia it might blow your potato saturated mind to find out most of our Uncles are alive.

im a fashy goy

>>68317337
I offer some black market gimmicks

I'll only show you If you show me you have the (You)s to pay for them though

>>68317251
There is no escape

>>68317251
Yes, cease using the only method I have of communicating with the outside world. I'm sure that'll be good for my mental health.

>>68317370
I wish I never mentioned that

>>68317359
Cannot stand people who self-flagellate themselves

>>68317194
Heard it all before, from the lads, from my family, normies ree etc.

>>68317251
Why? Reddit is just as much of a mindless shithole as here it just has a different culture.

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>>68317406
So you're the cunt who got these Aldi-brand slavs to keep accusing me of having a dead Uncle every time I reply to them?

>>68317359
Ah yes the ol wage gap fallacy

>visible sebaceous filaments on my nose

ah yes, the you will never have good skin gimmick

>that constant empty feeling you get when you're off work because you've realised how empty your life is
Make it stop, it's physically hurting my belly

>>68317251
Agreed.

I'm staying here.

Death truly is the greatest equaliser. Once you're dead, the greatest man is equal to the worst man to have ever lived. That is to say, they both amount to nothing. Zero. They cannot remember their fame or failures, their success or solitude, their demise or despair. Because at that point there is no 'them'. They are nowhere, nothing, in a place that simultaneously does not exist and cannot be perceived.

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>Tfw born with a giant hole in my chest
>Tfw mocked relentlessly through school for it
>Tfw can never bulk up or take my shirt off to look good
>Tfw still had several gfs and sex with them all

Lads, you're living on easy mode. There's no excuse

>>68317194
Thankfully my family don't point out the obvious. Worse anyone does is sometimes my sister asks if I'm gay, but that's no so bad.

>>68317455
Yes, and now it's just thrown around like it's a joke by all sides whenever they want to try and get a leg up

>Demonstration of a Five-Step Foot Clearing Using Gemstone Therapy
Ah yes, mentalists.

lads have you ever listened to a song where it was the perfect song you had been waiting to hear all your life

it was spot on to your tastes and you just couldn't stop listening to it

what was that song?

>>68317476
What if there's an afterlife.

>>68317488
Bulking can definitely help with that. Plus, surgery.

scared my diplomatic service video interview will leak and you lads will make fun of me

>>68317521
I GOT A REGRET RIGHT NOW

I'M FEELING THIS

>>68317488
Will?

>>68317465
Once wanted to find out if a girl blocked me on MSN so I went to reset one of her friend's passwords and the security question was favourite food? Pretty easy when the account was something like chocolate_lover

>>68317521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDM

>>68317501
Little life lesson for you then. Don't try and make an identity on /brit/. There's a reason they all get forced out. I got recognised once and it was shit.

>>68317521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0ymYGQNa8

>>68317521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlNSZLG2mBc

>>68317488
why'd you never get bars? I think i have sub clinical pectus excavatum, my chest has two little dips in

>>68317537
We're all going to burn in the firey pits of hell

>>68317521
Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois -- Sufjan Stevens

>>68317549
>Tfw I rang them today to ask how long it would take to hear back
>Tfw they said mid Jan to Feb

REEEEE why are they so slow

>>68317111
>house that nice and big in the uk
>poles and coons having a house that nice and big in the UK

howling

>>68317592
cute
CUTE!

>>68317586
I wasn't trying to make an identity lad, some other cunt had been impersonating me mid-argument and I was correcting it
Lapse of judgement

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>its a stupid cunt prompts endless waves of posts of nothing but youtube links to their shitty music episode

>>68317521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHsip5xOenQ

>>68317521
Literally this is SOOOOO me omg it was so perfect

https://youtu.be/AjyyoAeHPzU

>>68317592
there's a bar better version of that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwhjqdSPw5g

>>68317611
10,000 applicants, say 10% go diplomatic.

That's 1,000 video interviews to sift and only probably 3 people sifting them.

>>68317627
he's 6+ foot but he looks like a manlet

>>68317521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKhiNkqBpJk

>>68317611
typical government.

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>>68317642

>>68317652
and I'd do it all again damn you


*laughs evilly*

none of the australian posters have uncles

lads
anyone here done a degree with the Open University?
Wouldn't mind doing one when I'm established at work

bit peeved that I earn 2x the minimum wage but still have to pay a 1/3 of my wage entirely on renting a shit flat or terraced house. I don't even live in london

>>68317652
then post something else instead of complaining you stupid cunt

The only thing keeping me going at the moment is the thought of borderline ODing on coke and alcohol when i get my Christmas break + bonus

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pick one

>>68317691
see >>68317664

>>68317668
it's a big plane

Might start my own business where all the staff I hire work in spaces where they'll never have to see their co-workers, or even know that co-workers exist. I'll tell each of them that we're the co-owners of the business, you do your job and I do mine and we'll share a profit. What they don't know is that there are thousands of co-"owners" all doing the same thing, making me lots of money while I manage the money. I don't show off how much wealth I'm making so that when I give them an average runt employee's earnings, they don't feel cheated because they think I'm earning the same amount. When they quit, they're easily replaceable.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11813842
http://www.strawpoll.me/11813842
http://www.strawpoll.me/11813842

how you holding up, /brit/?

>>68317740
me second from the left

>>68317317
>>68317300
would you not be fucked in terms of graduate jobs?

>>68317666
Yeah, just found out apparently that they're putting a very high pass mark on it and those that did very well are going to start hearing by the end of this week and those who did extremely badly are going to be filtered out.

Then they're going to slowly filter out everybody from there.

I don't think I'll make it though because my interview was shit and I forgot how to speak in cogent, clear sentences.

How did yours go?

Also diplomatic is by far the most popular first choice scheme, so way more than 10% will have put that down as their first choice. It's by far the hardest choice to get on to.

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>>68317521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2T0vdfT1ps
It'll be alright in the long run

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>family think I don't have a gf because I'm asocial
>the real reason is because I'm gay
fools

i put bread on my beef
call that a rich boy sandwich

>>68317769
Why? Just apply for the next cycle, ie: the year after. As long as you were actually doing something in your year after uni then they're not going to care.

>>68317769
Why would you?

You'd just be a year behind everybody else who'd applied straight out of uni.

Nowhere has a limit on applying for their grad jobs and even if they do it's usually something like 2-5 years out of uni.

>>68317740
Maisie a cute

>>68317763
at the point now where i get a little joy of seeing myself fail because i think i deserve it

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>>68317744
>>68317664
Thanks for linking that mate, really enjoying it.

>>68317770
I didn't apply, I just know CS Resourcing is shit.

And yeah, they tell the successful ones first so they can backfill any places for people who drop out or decline. If you failed you won't know for ages.

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>>68317750
for you

>>68317814
Fake tan and make-up should be fucking illegal

>>68317769
you can get deferred offers

Important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/11813858
http://www.strawpoll.me/11813858
http://www.strawpoll.me/11813858

http://www.strawpoll.me/11813858

>>68317814
why the fuck is that retard wearing a bra over her dress?

>Shocking footage shows masked 'New IRA' carrying ROCKET LAUNCHERS around residential streets in Belfast

This is "shocking" to the English lmao.

>>68317814
The worst part about all of this is that not one of these girls are actually good looking, yet you can tell they think they're the second coming of Kylie Jenner or whatever she's called.

>>68317814
That lads gunna overdose on Vitamin C

>>68317814
the utter state of everyone in this picture

run, run gordon

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>>68317102

us at the bottom

>>68317814
Ah yes the cheerleader effect

>>68317833
iktf

just going through the motions of life 2bh

going sleep lads

>>68317833
same, it's actually quite funny, like I'm watching a movie of someone else's pathetic life

>>68317814
So /brit/

Would you take one 9/10 hottie for a one night stand or would you take these 15 ugly slags together for one night.

>>68317883
>He isn't part of the Committee of 300
lol

>>68317833
was walking to work in the rain yesterday literally laughing out loud at the state of my life

>>68317965
I'm part of the crown council of 13 lad

>start thinking of suicide for the first time in months
>mutter "it'll be okay" outloud over and over
>start biting my hand and contemplate putting out my cigarette on my arm
I'm fucking losing it

>>68317521
there are loads of songs like that that get me
I'll regularly listen to one song or a handful of songs/an album on repeat for a while until I burn out on it.

this and Power and the Glory by the same band are some of my favorite albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRVq80EfoRY

I also like John Fahey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey04dUTM_gQ

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How do I stop the self-hatred lads?

Not even sure why I hate myself since I have all the basic components of a life. Kind of have everything except money and I doubt that's what's causing my bitterness. What do I need to do to be happy?

>>68318024
>I also like John Fahey
good lad

Why do people post songs here?

It really fucking winds me up. Nobody cares about your personal music taste, nobody will open it unless they already know the song, and nobody ever fucking replies.

Stop wasting your time.

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>>68318022
Hello padded room people I'd like to book one please

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starting a political party

it's gonna be marxism, except we hate pakis

anyone in?

What's the best porn website to upload to?

Needs to be free and not get deleted so I can watch it later on in years to come.

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>ASMR bookstore roleplay
>she pulls out a tyler oakley book

>>68318061
https://youtu.be/6WZNyxo1fgQ

>>68318072
can we hate jews too?

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>the state of this thread
Are we beyond help, lads? Maybe we should all just pool our money and go to Vegas

>>68318072
basically what the BNP was

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me

>>68318061
Quite true desu, I open about 1 in 100 and thats only when an anon I'm talking to wants me to watch it.

>>68318084
eporner. Better quality than the pleb sites too.

>68318061
It ALWAYS winds up someone if nothing else, pissing people off to the point that they feel it necessary to voice their anger is equivalent to at least two (You)'s

>>68318061
Wait a second....do you actually think there's a point to anything that gets posted here? It's all fucking pointless, including the music

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Going to start a political party lads
It's going to be even more in the radical centre than the Lib Dems

>>68318072
So instead of internationalist communism it's nationalist communism? Perhaps we could give it a snappy name like 'national socialism'

Why do people post anything here?

It really fucking winds me up. Nobody cares about you, nobody will read your posts, and nobody ever fucking replies.

Stop wasting your time.

>>68318177
>Anonymous 12/06/16(Tue)12:21:04 No.68318177

Did a stinky poo then sniffed the paper haha

>>68318072
Been thinking all day about starting a political party with the main focus of kicking out muslims. Reckon I'd get decent support.

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putting my feet up

>>68318128
>max virgin
>I love the capitalism

/pol/tard confirmed

>>68318143
This desu, going to start songposting now to annoy this one lad

>>68318177
I have nothing better to do.

t. NEET of 4 years

>>68318156
Yes actually, people shit on it a lot but theres's a large amount of self-awareness and reflection on what we're like as people and the lives we live on here.

It's nice to chat with lads, even if it's just for a laugh. It's not nice to see people waste their time by posting into the void.

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Carrie Grant is so fit lads
>she's 51

>>68316948
this

>>68318208
yeah it's called the BNP

>tfw home alone

ahhhh yessss

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>Finnish men

>>68318252
I'm in Norn lad.

>>68318072
Is kstew in it?

I had a bit of a mental breakdown at 4am last night, was punching the fuck out of the walls. My neighbour came banging on my door and threatened to call the police if i kept being loud. I just slammed the door in his face when he finished talking, it took every fibre of my being not to maul the cunt.

I probably shouldn't have done that.
Ah yes, good ol' mental illness.

>>68318061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ

Centrist idea: forced deportation but for native brits too so nobody is happy with it

Duolingo time

>>68317406
You didn't, atleast under the Aus flag guessed it.

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going out

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>>68318291

>>68318281
>that thumbnail

Hmm, yeah, no thanks lad

>>68318261
>Cara before her shower, shit and shave

>>68318285
Language you learning la?

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hmmmmmm

>>68318277
>Ah yes, good ol' mental illness.
t. diagnosed himself after a 30 minutes on tumblr

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>>68318261

>ohhh yeah, you're right! yeah man i feel good vibes for this winter x

Should I reply to my mate here? I feel like that's an appropriate end to the conversation but I don't want to just leave him hanging waiting for a reply. I get really autistic with messenger sometimes.

>>68318061
I open songs if I've heard of the artist, if it's relevant to what i'm talking about or occasionally if I havnt anything to listen to and its not rap/grime

>>68318285
你说汉语吗?

>>68318263
I don't understand

>>68318335
nice assumptions

>>68318282
now you're thinking like a radical centrist lad

Political Idea: sterilisation at birth

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absolutely howling at the suicidal anons that think there's an easy cure for the depression like getting a job, friends or a gf

protip: I have those and I still wish I was fucking never born

there's no way out of the pathetic misery, learn to live with it lads

>>68318277
put yourself instead of punching an innocent wall mate

Centrist idea: take money from the rich and give it to the poor then take it off the poor and give it back to the rich

>>68318040
no material will "make" you happy
at most it can only allow you to be happier if you're already happy, but it can also bog you down and pull you away from what brings you true happiness.

really the key is not to worry, remove anxiety from your life.

start meditating and learn to communicate with the "self" that way you can learn to love yourself and respect yourself.
soon the toxic aspects of your life will start to melt away as they no longer seem as important

>>68318160
>25% Lib Dems
>23% UKIP
>22% Labour
How did you even decide to take the test?

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>>68318115
are nige(ella) is jewish so it's a no from me

>>68318173
none of that "muh glorious nation muh ancient empire" cringey bollocks, just more like "fuck off pakis", maybe we can lure them all to middlesborough and then "accidentally" do a chernobyl

>>68318268
i'll e-mail her my proposal and get back to you

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I don't deserve to be lonely, I'm a perfectly fine human being

>>68318335
>projecting

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

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r8

>>68318337
giz a source for this without kev please thanks

Centrist idea: bring back grammar schools but you only get in if you fail the 11+

>>68318401
I'm out

>>68318347
>ending a message to your mate with a kiss
tragic
Seems like a fairly decent place to leave the conversation though

>>68318410
>>68318356
did I hit a nerve?

>>68318405
I'll be your friend mate

>>68318061
I actually do look at what people post and give many of them a listen because sometimes its good stuff

often its incredibly trashy though but still.
someone posted these yesterday and I liked them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2Yk7w81oc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0rrNcZp0CQ

Not saying I'd ever do it or even condone it but I understand why some lads go on shooting sprees

>>68318277
Punch the nearest Frenchie instead of an innocent wall.

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Can't wait for the birthday "party" in a few months

>>68318441
not the best idea 2bh

>>68318337
look at those thighs my nigga she thicc

>>68318354
不是他, 但我知汉语

>>68318347
yeah mate, that's fine

>>68318480
rasheeeeeeeed

Really happy rn lads ngl

>>68318139
how do i know it won't get deleted

Centrist idea: national service but only for people who were going to join the army anyway

>>68318451
No, it's just dumb.
I was diagnosed by 3 doctors, my dude.

Centrist idea: a medium amount of government with an equal amount of left and right wing viewpoints

>>68318486
It's like looking into a mirror that makes you handsome

>>68318480
alri poleaboo

>24
>only once ever had a proper gf
>that was when I was 16
>last a few months

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>wake up bleary eyed at 5:30
>wake up, feed cats, make myself a coffee, no time for breakfast
>wash and head out the door
>get on the train, assuming it isn't delayed
>spend an hour on the train
>pull into station
>get on the underground
>spend 40 minutes on the underground assuming it isn't delayed
>Get into work
>Slave away until lunch
>Finally, my sweet escape.
>go to an overpriced chain coffee shop or sandwich shop for a shit sandwich with money I don't have
>That's over
>Only four hours until home time
>5pm
>Race out of the door
>wrestle my way onto crowded tube (assuming it isn't delayed)
>pull into station
>get on train home
>hour later get home, 6:40 at this point (assuming everything runs smoothly)
>Make food and put my suit away
>It's now nearly 8 o clock
>Post shit on the chon
>It's 9
>Set alarms and get ready to go asleep
>Repeat ad infinitum

want to know the best part? all this is for an ***unpaid*** internship

>>68318451
nope, i'm diagnosed
you don't know anything about that anon, so saying he's self diagnosed is silly

>>68318480
GCHQ here, will be tracing this post and informing Theresa May forthwith.

Enjoy your decade in prison and ruined life prospects

>>68318478
wanted to call you a pretentious wanker but you posted a track from the best kraftwerk album

>>68318486
my last 2 (two) birthdays I have done nothing at all, with nobody at all

it is a normal day except I got drunk at night despite it being a weekday

Centrist idea: the death penalty but instead of having it by firing squad, execution, hanging or lethal injection we wait until you die of natural causes

I wish I could turn back the clock and do everything differently.

>>68318547
someone posted it yesterday desu

>>68318522
I'd probably just quit the internship.

That's just not fucking worth it.

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>>68318486
>this picture

literally me

>>68318573
Been doing this since I was about 12 desu (aside from the drinking part)

>>68318355
it's a common thing to say to taxi drivers

>>68318495
哦,太好了

>>68318573
sounds like bliss. The family insists on pretending I should be happy about living another year

>>68318522
>unpaid internship
FOY

>>68318480
I used to fantasise about doing it when I was at school.

You'd have to be proper mental to actually do it though.

>>68318560
yo en el medio

ah yes curry almost done lads

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doing a vigorous think

>A Republican elector in Texas vows to withdraw his backing of Mr Trump when the electoral college meets next week

It's over. Electoral College will throw Hilary a lifeline

>>68318615
they tried the first time but I wasnt having it
>>68318610
didnt your family used to take you out? mine did for a couple of years even after I lost all my mates

oh fuck not this connection error shit again HIRO I FUCKING SWEAR

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>>68318600
it's only until march, just needed something on my CV

>>68318324
French

Centrist Idea: Ban the burka but also ban all other religious head wear like the kippah so it doesn't look like we're singling out one religion

>Alleged racist used Facebook and YouTube accounts post anti-black and Jewish material and called for 'real holocaust' to rid the world of 'sub-human' Jews, court is told
>Lawrence Burns, 26, is accused of writing 140 racist Facebook posts
>He allegedly commented on YouTube that he wanted to 'hang the black race'
>A search of Burns' home revealed a number of anti-Semitic books, a scarf with a 'neo-Nazi' logo and a phone, which has 125 photos depicting racialist views
/pol/'s at it again lads

>>68318486
It's my birthday on Thursday and I'm going to be spending it drunk on here.

>>68318519
Exactly the same here lad, its ok

>mental illness is real
howling at this lads

stop staying in your room all day and just go out and be social

Need to get some friends lads

>>68318613
Ah yes, very chatty.

>>68318743
Lad, just get fucking applying for the parliamentary jobs already jesus christ.

>>68318759
What happened to Freedom of Speech

>>68318592
was me

>>68318772
>JUST GO OUT AND BE SOCIAL BRO
>ITS EASY BRO DON'T WORRY JUST BE YOURSELF

>>68318772
kek innit

>abloo bloo I'm so sad

absolute weaponheads, the lot of them

>>68318772
>just go out and be social
already do that lad

doesn't help

The relationship I have with my gf is a bit like in school when you're sorted into groups in class and have to work with a chatty, flirty but a bit dim girl. She's a good team player but not really an intellectual equal

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the doc said I have OCD but if this lad here says mental illness is not real, I guess I'm ok

>most Mothers are worried about their teenage son getting a girl pregnant
>my mum was worried about me killing myself
>those days i got drunk and passed out and didn't answer my phone, so my mum would drive home quickly from work because she thought i was dead and would wake me up while crying her eyes out

You fuckers don't know the meaning of self hatred. Not only have I ruined my life, i've also ruined everyone elses life simply by existing. The ride never ends.

Lads I just had week old soup and I'm starting to feel like shitting and vomiting at the same time. See you after the toilet treatment

>>68318772
I was diagnosed with agoraphobia and used to have panic attacks just leaving my fucking house it was awful.

Alri now though, realised I just had to push myself otherwise I'll never get better.

>>68318730
thankfully they respect my (>>68318615) wishes enough to never have made me go out for it

>>68318780
questioning how far working in parliament can get me though

>>68318772
>b urself

>>68318795
We never had it.

>>68318772
hanging out with other people is mentally taxing and i just want to be at home in front of my computer whenever im out

my favourite part of the night is speeding home drunk in an uber with a kebab in my hand

did 4chan just shit the bed for anyone else?

>>68318730
No, even when I had parties it'd always just be at home with some cousins and shit anyway. It was alri, we had a pool and my birthdays in January
After I stopped caring that all stopped, mum still gets a cake though