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kay-on

last week my girlfriend got very drunk because of a traditional weekly university event in which you're basically forced to drink loads, she got removed for being too drunk and got taken back to her room by two very nice people and was looked after well

but sadly she started texting some of her friends without coherence, and one of them came over despite being told not to by her flatmates via text (they took her phone) and I'm not sure about the details exactly but basically he took advantage of her and had sex while she was barely conscious

my girlfriend was devastated because this guy was supposed to be her friend, and she had to get the morning after pill, she was crying to me not to break up with / be mad at her and she was so sickly worried all day that I would break up, she showed me her texts with her best friend, she couldn't remember what happened at all, but her flatmates basically said that this guy was pretending that he was drunk afterwards but they all knew he was fairly sober

in this whole situation, i was asleep and i seriously shouldve been there for her but i feel very angry at this 'friend' who did this, i confronted him twice about it and both times hes trying to avoid the fact that what he did was technically rape, and i just feel like knocking the **** out of him because when we last had sex i felt very awkward about it and so did she...

what should I do? I want this idiot to be punished but every time i ask my gf to report it she avoids the topic

gonna do a ol' 'cide

>tfw I can never browse porn again
If I do the government will know what I'm wanking to.

>>68314520
not going to read this

>>68314474
#NotAllJannys

>>68314499
I wonder if Sandler is able to sleep at night, with all the anti-intellectual propaganda 'comidies' he's put out over the years. Would love to ask him face to face and watch him squrim.

fuxake lads, just came on a library textbook. really should clear my desk before wanking off.

state of my life

>>68314474
Love me some Poorly Drawn Lines

>>68314520
Shan't be bothering

http://www.strawpoll.me/11813012

>>68314564
>I wonder if Adam Sandler is able to sleep at night knowing that he has tricked movie companies into paying for a ton of holidays to exotic locations for him and his friends under the guise of "making a comedy"
aye lad, bet he's tossin and turnin all night

>>68314520
>what should I do? I want this idiot to be punished but every time i ask my gf to report it she avoids the topic

don't report people for rape at uni
it'll fuck their shit up majorly and only make everything worse

>>68314520
not reading that testament, greetings

>>68314520
read all of this
batter him or bin her, preferably both
you must do one of the two though or you are a literal cuck

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*puckers up for /brit/*

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

>>68314600
Rotting a generations mind should do that to humans.

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shan't be watching this depression inducer

>>68314606
fuck off poleaboo

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using this as my tinder pic has been helping

>>68314646
it's not really rotting

dumb people will always be dumb

Just got back in time for Bradley to explain the rules of the final chase.

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*walks towards you*

Look lads
He posted it again
How original

>>68314474
plot twist: the janny is actually a housewife whose husband resents her because she's barren and couldn't give him a genetic legacy and she knows he's looking for a way out of the relationship so she deletes threads simply to lash out at this cruel world

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>>68314687
what the fuck do you want

Anyone have the clip were the fat chaser makes a manlet joke to Bradley?

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be yourself

>>68314634
This desu
both is preferable

>>68314730
25

>>68314638
>no tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic construction worker
also 'ahh yes' started in 2015 at least, defo not a 2016 gimmick

>>68314730
17

>>68314606
oh no a rapist's future getting fucked. how sad!

>>68314674
I'm not him.

I'm just saying that if you report someone for rape, they'll likely get kicked out of uni, and that'll make it difficult to get into other unis

so now you have a guy who took advantage of a girl once and he has no degree
now employers are going to ask "oh hey what have you been doing for the past few years?"
and what's the "rapist" going to say?
is he going to have to lie?

6 degrees of separation means that he could get caught out fairly easy
especially with the way social media is these days, people don't have privacy

to report someone for rape would condemn them to a life of washing dishes or sweeping roads

>please disable your adblocker

get tae fuck

>>68314730
25

dunno how people get 17 or 70

>>68314730
25 desu

>>68314730
17

>>68314520
Dump her. But don't listen to me I'm a jaded autist

>>68314730
70, i mean 70

>>68314730
>McDonalds guerilla marketing
ah yes

>>68314806
he shouldn't have raped her then
serves him fucking right

is it ok to hit a disabled person if he's being a nob.

>>68314730
shannot be participating in this fragrant advertisement attempt

>>68314806
>>>/r9k

>>68314852
Yee

>Interviewing lad for a job
>in his 20s and barely had a job
>Ask why
>Mumbles and looks away, says something about foreign workers
>'Was it foreign workers fault you failed high school and have nothing to offer?'
>Looks down and meekly laughs
Ohhhhh yes, a dirty but conquering feel.

>>68314852
Yeah, not in the legs though

>>68314730
15

>>68314730
25

>>68314852
Wouldn't come up, disabled people are nice

>>68314849
everyone makes mistakes

society shouldn't seek petty revenge on people for a mistake

young migo young migo young migo young thugger young migo young thugger young thugger

/brit/ is the first place I come to when I have girl problems

>>68314821
This doesn't apply to
The countryside, villages, London, Bath, Edinburgh, York, Harrogate

>>68314773
>>68314785
>>68314816
>>68314824
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>>68314839
bunch of fucking mongs
it's 15 because BODMAS and notice the chips are only worth 1

>>68314839
o shit ur right
didnt notice the "x"

>>68314904
The chips are worth 2 you prat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU

aaaaaaaah yes

the modern british male

truly fascinating

you aint no lib dem bruv

>>68314904
double chips in 2nd equation

>>68314730
10
5
2

5+(2*10) = 25

refute this

>>68314905
yeah same, dunno what these other mongs are on about, it's clearly 70

>>68314730
coke = 10
burguer = 5
fries (one pack) = 2

=25

Jewish leaders in Europe have expressed relief that Austrian voters have rejected a far-right politician as president in Sunday’s election.

Reacting to the news, Moshe Kantor, President of the Brussels-based European Jewish Congress, said he was looking forward to working with Mr Van der Bellen. He joined others in “breathing a sigh of relief that the first openly racist and xenophobic head of state was not elected on our continent.”

The Conference of European Rabbis, headed by Rabbi Pinchas Goldschmidt of Moscow, said they were “delighted” with Mr Hofer’s defeat and hoped the results “will strengthen political forces in Europe which are committed to combat racism, antisemitism and xenophobia.”

Austria’s Jewish leaders had expressed concern about a possible Hofer presidency. Oskar Deutsch, head of the community, recently endorsed Mr Van der Bellen, despite the fact that some Austrian Jews reject the Green Party’s stand on the Middle East conflict. He insisted Mr Van der Bellen was clearly the preferred candidate.

>>68314904
CREASING

>>68314904
>bongs learn """""BODMAS""""" instead of PEMDAS master race

>>68314730
The answer is clearly 50 like mate

>>68314730
>2 cups of warm coke costs more than two burgers
Murrica

>>68314730
the correct answer is 16

its BIDMAS you idiots

>>68314956
not reading a single phrase off this

>>68314973
its BOMDAS actually

>>68314730
10+10+10=30
10+5+5=20
5+2+2=9
5+2*10=70 or 5+(2*10)=25

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>BODMAS
>PEDMAS
>not BEDMAS

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me in the middle

julius evola

only joking lads. i nicked that post from somewhere else. don't even have a gf haha

business idea: create a program that identifies and catalogues nonce posts then reports them to GCHQ

>>68314730
gonna make one of these but delete half the fries out of one pack in the 2nd equation

>>68314520
Bounce the cunts head off the ground, or the gfs head its upto you

Or report the cunt, unless she was a slag

>>68314730
I see you know your runts well, quite a healthy (You) farm

Will be using similar images in future.

maths wanker loves his fucking maths

>>68315045
how can you tell genuine nonce posts apart from ironic nonce posts?

>>68314924
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>>68314994
the chips are worth 1, there's 4 on the 3rd line
the answer is 15 and I'm the ONLY person on /brit/ with a brain

(((>>>68314990)))

Me and the gf just had cheeky text banter. She says shes grinning like an idiot in the library from it

Feel a pleasant ache in my chest from it. inb4 the ache is heartache cause im fat

>>68314988
for me it was BIRDMAS

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These violent delights have violent ends.

It's PEMA

Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplication/division
Adding/subtracting

since the last two lines have the same level of precedence, you just do them "at the same time" left to right; I feel it's necessary to make such a distinction with the acronym

Has pakipoo blown up the mail room yet?

>>68314730
60

>>68315088
Don't know why anyone would want to fuck that black one 2bh

There aren't any parenthesis in the image you cunts so the answer is 70

Things I have learnt today: /brit/ is shit at maths

>>68315081
>intelectuales españoles

@68315079
you don't even deserve a (You)

*types brit post
*leans back in chair with satisfaction*
*camera zooms out on me as bittersweet symphony starts playing*

>>68314882
>>68315079

I don't think so hun x

>>68315105

BODMAS

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ahahahahahah the spaniard deleted his post because he's retarded

>>68315130
>Maths
>S

hahahahhahah what the fuck?

It's BIDMAS you dolts

>>68315186
Math(ematic)s

"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know...

'Cause tonight is just like any other night
That's why you're on your own tonight
With your triumphs and your charms
While they're in each other's arms..."

Must say lads, I was expecting more insults being thrown at me for that "gf shagged a lad while she was drunk" post, but for some reason you just gave me actual advice. Even the advice was just variations of "dump her, deck him".

Unsure how I feel about this. I was hoping to inspire more anger with that one.

One of you lads needs to explain to me why you were so level-headed in your response to that situation.

>>68314806
>would condemn them to a life of washing dishes or sweeping roads
As the bottom barrel of genetic trash should. Don't see the problem.

>>68315186
Things I have learnt today: yanks can't spell

>>68315133
i totally forgot that multiplying comes first i feel so ashamed now
fuk u
...bomboclap

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Hmm

>>68315186
You nicked the S from Maths and put it on Lego.

>>68315212
you only just learned that today?

>>68315202
you should rape him to get back at her

>>68315215
it's ok m8 we all make mistakes

>>68315202
not reading this either

>>68315133
>>68315143
LOOK AT THE IMAGE AGAIN YOU BRAIN DEAD MONGS >>68314730
ON THE 3RD EQUATION IT IS BURGER (5) + 4 LOTS OF CHIPS = 9
ON THE 4TH EQUATION THERE IS ONLY 1 LOT OF CHIPS (1)
>>68315222
4 will spill over first

>>68315222
ur mum's tank

>>68315251
hmmm
quite a subtle one this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71eXXNBjlY

anyone ever play games like spin the bottle in their teen years?
let me vicariously live through you

Do english people seriously think that the EU governs England the same way that the UK governs Scotland?

>>68315222
3 and 4 at the same time

>>68315121

Thandie Newton is a qt m8

>>68315202
Most /brit/ posters are betas, they'd gladly look the other way while their gf gets breeded if it meant they can have one.

>>68315222
2 fo sho

>>68315251
Things I have learnt today: Aussies are gullible

>>68315078
from being a professional 4chan poster

>>68315202
Maybe /brit/ is growing up?

@68315270
nice try but no (You) yet :^)

>>68315222
1 if the water is going quick enough that it fills before it can drain into 2

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>>68315294

Would gladly do

>To emphasize that addition and subtraction have the same precedence (and multiplication and division have the same precedence) the mnemonic is sometimes written P E MD AS; or, simply as PEMA.

>wiki agrees with me

very nice feeling

>>68315279
did once when i was still in primary school

no one actually had the balls to do any actual kissing though so it was basically a waste of time

>having more than 6 (six) tabs open at any one time
woman tier. sort yourselves out ffs

>>68315056
He copied it off me, I am the gimmick founder, and thus the ultimate (you) farmer. Correct answer is 15 btw

>>68315202
I replied and it's because I'm not a bitter virgin
I would've decked the cunt without hesitation

>>68315294
she's basically an uglier version of carla from scrubs

Things I have learnt today: I am gay

>>68315088
Semi-related but do Shakespeare quotes and stuff make anyone else cringe or is it just me? a lot of people seem to love it just because it makes them feel cultured and well-read.

You guys are lame this thread is lame I'm outta here

>>68315346
That's quite an old picture

>>68315364
>having notifications enabled on your phone

woman tier

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>where we're going, she's a two

>>68315412
>implying you don't have them enabled but it's academic since you never get any

MONTHLY REMINDER: Favourite Worst Nightmare is Arctic Monkeys best album

>>68315395
Thinking about doing the same, the spackers have fucked it irreparably

>>68315437
is this the biggest plothole in history?

>>68315279
nah played a bit of soggy biscuit tho

the gf has a pet eel and works as a pastry chef

what would freud say about this?

>>68315202
You posted this at 6pm. 6pm is officially inside the normdrone /brit/ time. Therefore you received relatively normal advice. If you had posted this during the morning-afternoon or late night you would have got
>Implying she was drunk
>Implying she didn't invite him over
Type posts

>>68315457
i think you'll find that's humbug

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Reached a stagnation point in the 'tism quest

>68315485
'dora bait

>>68315474
On your own, I bet, you dirty old bollocks.

>>68315373

I never felt attracted to Carla. Thandie is a long time crush, back from the days when she was on ER.

wonder how pathetic the other sperm would have turned out if they couldn't even beat me lmao

I met a guy in a club and ended up going back to his place, we were having sex but then he attempted to have anal sex, I didn't want to so I put my hand back and pushed him away, saying 'don't' and we went back to having regular sex. Soon after, he tried again to have anal sex and I responded the same way, again we went back to having normal sex. He tried for a third time, I don't remember if I said anything at this point but he managed to enter me and began having sex. I was surprised and tired and just wanted the whole experience to be over so I just stayed silent and let it happen. Was this rape?

about to become a yank next week

does anyone else sometimes worry that there will only be like three people at their funeral

>>68315506
Your collection is shockingly bad

Also get a map, this list is ugly

>>68315555
I did only start a week ago

>The restaurant's added 20 minutes to your delivery time.

Gee, thanks

>>68315546
nah

people turn up to funerals in ireland in droves

>>68315529
>implying your sperm didn't just put all its points into retard speed and none into genetic quality

>>68315546
I have 5 siblings so no

AARGH MY HEAD IS PERPETUALLY ITCHY

>>68315546
>having a funeral
Plan on being cremated ASAP, the few people who care by that point can work out some sort of small get together amongst themselves

>>68315474
>That cunt who would rub the biscuit against his arsehole before we started

>>68315546
yeah, the vicar, the guy who operates the furnace and a stray tramp that is seeking refuge from the cold

>>68315546
>three
big generous there mate

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Alright lads, new problem

Prove that the equality does not hold for any integers x, y, z

They still haven't proved Assange is alive

When two people are doing a bit of anal sex and the penis is inside the bottom, if the person on the 'receiving' end squeezes, can it push the penis out?

>>68315279
was always embarassing

>>68315578
my favourite chinese takeaway always does this but they always arrive before the original time

>>68315546
told the 'ly that i don't want a funeral, overpriced needless sentimentality

>>68315590
wash your hair you gimp

>>68315642
When you start including letters in maths you can just fuck right off

>>68315642
>american maths textbooks

>>68315648
hillary did him in months ago

wanna creampie my cousin

>>68315590
scabies

>>68315546
i have thoughts about what my funeral would look like if I died today, would be like 95% family I never talk to probably

>>68315546
I literally do not care, i'd rather have one person who actually cared about me show up than have 100 people pretend to care
quality > quantity

>>68315546
No. Once you die, 'you' will cease to exist. There won't even be blackness, not only will there be no colours, but you will not be able to perceive any of it. You won't even have a notion of you anymore. You won't even know you ever existed, or that you currently don't exist. Fascinating really, time will stop and simultaneously accelerate, for 'you' nothing will have any meaning.

>>68315594
a funeral doesn't mean you have to be buried

>>68315590
have you got nits?

>>68315698
This 2bh
The problem is that by the time I'm old and grey I doubt even family would show up

>>68315702
>>68315712
edgy

>>68315712
Rasheed

>>68315712
not really senpai you're going to be reincarnated into your deepest wishes

>>68315721
hm?

rubbed peanut butter on my balls but my dog refuses to lick it

>>68315724
nah he's just a twit :)

*rapes you*

>tfw normie
>normie without a gf

this is a worse feel than your abnormie no gf feels. I'm surrounded by friends with gf's and have had tastes of relationships with fwbs

What happens in the Orkney islands and Shetland?

Getting to that point where I just want to get a train somewhere interesting for a day, where should I go? I like history and am in Kent.

http://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/michael-harding-mary-and-jesus-have-gone-off-on-the-bus-and-i-want-them-back-1.2879445

>A child rearranged my crib, leaving only the donkey, ‘because it’s a stable and he’s a donkey’
>I put the crib up last week because I don’t like having to do everything on the days before December 25th, and it was perched on the mantelpiece when a young couple arrived from Dublin for lunch, with their five-year-old daughter. The parents are sophisticated artists. He wears a rainbow-coloured tea cosy on his head, and she is so slim that when she swallows a sliver of apple you can follow it going all the way down to her stomach. Their daughter’s name is Melody and she had not seen a crib before in someone’s house. I think her parents don’t like to expose her to sectarian images of one particular religion, so Melody guessed that the little crib was a replica of Santa’s grotto in her local shopping mall.

>from Dublin
What a shock

>>68315712
third eye firmly crusted

>>68315712
Yeah I think about this sometimes

How can you have no consciousness, its not even like darkness or anything, you won't even be dreaming

You won't even know you exist, there will be literally nothing

I can't comprehend this, how is it even possible

>>68315712
Death is no different than before you came into existence.

Deep down I'm still hoping I get reincarnated as a cute girl though.

>>68315787
incest

>>68315761
people who get cremated still have funerals

What experiences am I supposed to use for success and inspirations in interviews if I have no life and work a tedious data entry position?

lads I do 85 odd usually and it feels like almost everyone I give a lift thinks it's "too fast". I'm not even a gaz or a chet, just a confidencelet with 'tism. Why do people drive so slow la?

>>68315802
london

>>68315812
How did you exist before you were conceived? Exactly the same

How long does it normally take to start getting matches on tinder?

>>68315820
I know la, I was making a joke before expanding on it

>Fake taxi video
>Has a right qtpi for the scene
>Skip to the blowjob so I can see her face
>Guy forces her to rim his arsehole
>Goes so far as to make her use her nose to fuck him
Every fucking time. What is with that cunt and bumplay?

>>68315783
Try being an abnormie who has NEVER even kissed a girl, yet still some how still has quite a few friends, most of whom have gfs.

You know nothing or suffering

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is it possible to die of loneliness

asking for a friend

>>68315812
when you die your spirit orbits the universe until you are selected for a new life

no memories as your brain is what stores these

>>68315857
I drive 65 in the fast lane

>>68315857
are you ok m8?

>You are now remembering that first kiss you had with the girl you really liked

>>68315880
oh, guess i'll blame it on the time heh

>>68315783
fo

>>68315485
To be fair, those types of posts would've been more accurate that you think. Considering the lad who actually posted that shite on a different forum admitted that she was "persuaded into sex" and that her flatmates were there when the lad arrived with a condom and didn't do anything while his gf allegedly was "raped".

>>68315883
>Try being an abnormie
>yet still some how still has quite a few friends

fuck off

Streets of rage 2 is the BEST beat 'em up ever

After we die our data is harvested and analysed and then it's placed into a new body for further experimentation.

>>68315868
few hours

Do most of you virgins actually care about sex, or would you rather just have a gf to love you?

>>68315886
Takotsubo cardiomyopathy is possible i suppose

>>68315905
that's complete bullshit

your consciousness gets transported to an alternative universe where you're not dead

>>68315955
i think it's a bit disgusting

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>>68315913
imagining*

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>>68315913
>implying

>>68315886
no i'd be dead by now

>>68315886
just like AIDS makes it easier for other diseases to infect you, loneliness exacerbates depression, which can lead to suicide

>>68315955
I can't actually really comprehend either feeling so I don't know, but at my most lonely I just want to be held so the latter I guess

>>68315964
yeah or something like that

*vapes DMT*

>>68315955
honestly would rather just have a shag

having a loving gf seems like a hassle

>>68315955
I don't care about sex at this point
A hug and an "i love you" once per day is good enough for me

>>68315955
both

>>68315955
Sex and gfs are an absolute non-factor in my life, I've never had it and I don't pursue it desu.

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The Man Who Would Never Be What They Made Him To Be is the closest thing to true art I've seen in a decade or more, and MDE is unfunny bullshit.

>>68315546
A girl told me out of nowhere that she would go to my funeral if I died. I think it was her autistic attempt to tell me she cared about me or something. We don't really talk much anymore, so I doubt she'd even go to my funeral. Therefore only 3 people that aren't related to me, would be at my funeral.

Things I learnt today: /brit/ is full of beta males

not trying to brag abut a girl sat next to me on the tube coming home from work this evening and had her her shoulder and arm in contact with mine for like 30 (thirty) minutes

>>68315911
no la I'm depressed, unemployed and a virgin but thanks for asking

>>68315909
Not funny

>>68315955
would like to try sex but having a full-on gf would get annoying after a while i think

obsessed with marina visconti

Crazy how much in common people from around the world can have. People from Chile, Ireland, UK, Australia, US, all having the same type of no gf feelings.

>>68316082
porn rots the brain

>>68316103
They also pretend to be normies even though they browse 4chan haha.

>>68316070

last time this happened to me i got hard

Ah yes, "mood swings"
I swear, i flip between being happy and sad about 20 times a day

>>68315905
Without memories are you really you, is it really YOUR spirit inside them?

Isn't it just that a similar kinda person was born after you got rekt. Our experiences and physical body/genetics make up all of who we are.

Can't fathom the thought of someone actually being interested in me

>>68316070
Fuck off you stuffy cunt I wish that happened to me

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Lads I'd like you to just take a minute to appreciate your headsets.

Mine broke recently and it's a fucking nightmare

>>68316128
it genuinely made me feel happy for some reason
I think physical contact is more important than people think, probably why everyone here is so depressed

>>68316171
Shut up you absolute fucking mong.

>>68316151
this
It's hard to admit it, but i'm unattractive on every level

>>68315804
>They donkey, ER
Is he taking the piss?

>>68316171
I don't have one

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>how do you want me to repair your 40s bomb damage?
>just fuck my shit up f.am
>say no more

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when last entry is 11pm but church doesn't finish until 10:45pm

>>68316151
can't fathom the fact that people actually vote for the lib dems but they do

>>68316136
>being happy that often

Alright for some

>>68316082
How would you fuck her?

>>68316151
I get that there's been people interested in me but the thing that I cannot fathom is myself being in a relationship with someone.

don't remember the last time i was truly happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ

doing a cannot fathom

>>68316171
fuck off pc gamer

>Cranial Nerve Test with Pat LaFontaine & Dr. James Kelly
ah yes

>it's only 6pm
This day has felt like a life time, i can't wait for tomorrow

going to sleep
pray for me that i don't wake up cheers

cannot fathom fucking a qt girl from behind as she is exposing her bumhole to me and asking me to spank her

unpopular opinion: the inbetweeners was never as funny as it was made out to be

>>68316248

would like to DAP her and have another mans cock rubbing against mine inside

cannot fathom putting my penis inside a vagina

>>68316332
it was fucking shit and the movies were worse

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Suppers on

Father O'Donnel reckons I have to do 10 million hail Marys for forgiveness. Not happening.

Wonder if people would be silent if it were Trump losing the election despite winning close to 3 million more votes
hmmmm

>>68316332
It was alri

>>68316375
>be a vegetarian
>want your food to taste like meat

???????????????????????????????????????

>>68316375
there's a darkie in your house lad

gonna eat my pizza and go to bed

Could be yours in a moment, but you're too lazy

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>>68316375
I know this is a bait image but
>GMO free

>fat free
>sugar free

why yes I do want to consume chemicals added to products to make up for the lost taste and texture due to the removal of sugar/fat

at the dentist

*checks in on foursquare*

I put some photos of me on a site where you pay to have people rate them.
I'm rated as unattractive (around bottom quartile) in all of the ones with my shirt on and attractive (around top quartile) in all of them with my shirt off. All you need to do is hit the gym fellow uggos. And move to a country where it's not shit weather four fifths of the year I guess.

Burger King 5 mins from premier inn I'm at tomorrow

alri dinner sorted

>>68316410
do you think people are vegetarians just cos they dont like the taste or something

>>68316439
>removal of sugar
wat

>>68316375
nigger

*defends women on the internet*
heh that will get me virtually laid jelly you virgin creeps?

>>68316476
replacing sugar with aspartame and other cancers

>>68316375
Have you broken into that Polish girls house again, Poleboo? For fucks sake mate, leave her alone

alcohol is hitting the bloodstream

>>68316531
doesn't sound safe

>>68316506
Yes, but what food naturally has sugar that's replaced with an artificial sweetener?

>>68316465
explains why australian girls are so easy i guess

this whole reincarnation shit gets me

you are your memories, you are a product of your genetics and experiences
if you had different genetics or experiences, you would not be you, you would be somebody else
ergo, if you become somebody else after you die, without your memories, that is not you, that is somebody else, and it is pointless
this also works as a retort to "arent you lucky you werent born in africa and starved" which my mum always used

>>68316543
mexican coca cola has real cane sugar

>>68316146
the spirit is unrelated to memories

My entire life revolves around working 5 days a week so i can afford to get absolutely fucked on drug cocktails and browse 4chan on the weekends

>>68316375
*breathes heavily*

RASHEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>open iPlayer
>1/4 of shows are about black people

i wonder who could be behind this

>>68316467
fast-food doesn't fill you and is a bit expensive considering

a bag of chips is THE best choice for fast food

cheap and filling

Wonder if actors would hate how their deaths are announced
They spend their entire life working in movies, on stage, radio and whatever else and in the end the headline is shit like "93 year old actor, who was in that one show that one time, has died"

Must be a bit shit

>>68316586
Saw a video of some yank lads driving down to Mexico just to buy it en masse and bring it back

>>68316579
apparently when i first spoke it was with a german accent and i used to tell my mum she was better than my last mother
also had night terrors

make of that what you will

Lost my job and can't get another lads.

Been rejected after interview for two grad schemes.

Living in a nowhere northern shithole with no hope and no life.

I'm 22.

WAHEY

>>68316370

the movies are amongst the worst I've ever seen, I think the series as a whole tries really hard to be relatable but it just isn't at all

>>68316624
pfft like there are going to be any decent chippies in the south

>>68316632
kids are weird as fuck who knew

I used to eat sand off of the beach and then shit it out the next day wahey

>>68316639
why'd you lose your job?

>>68316579
the person you are currently will choose the next person you want to be in a future life, but once in that next life your experiences will determine what you will make of it

>>68314806
t.rapist

>>68316694
Somebody in the company lost millions and they started making cut backs.

I was one of the ones to get the chop

Mum told me the other day how she almost drowned as a kid

Mad to think I nearly never existed

>>68316579
...says the materialist

>>68314885
Should think of the victim first then you mong

>>68316717
was it a decent job?

>>68316718
The more you stare at this picture the uglier you realise most of them are. Very strange.

Only good ones are top right and bottom left. The rest could literally pass as mne.

>>68316764
cheerleader effect

*rapes a lass*
wew lads it was only a mistake haha

>>68316747
nice argument

what would you say? we're all "fated" to do things?

or even better, that we actually have "choices" that we make that we could concievably have made a different choice for

>>68316776
>>68316776
>>68316776

>>68316757
Unfortunately yes. It was an absolute ball breaker to get too, so I don't think I'll get one nearly as good.

The pay was good, the work was exactly what I liked, the management were great and it was a chilled atmosphere 90% of the time.

>>68316738
my dad has nearly died a lot of times
and my mum's parents have also nearly died several times before having her

it's odd really

there is no such thing as "spirit" or "consciousnesses beyond death" or "transferal of
atoms to another conscious being"

>>68314878
Matt

>>68315029
hmm so there arent arguments against the bottom left quadrant besides "muh degeneracy"

>>68314520
If you believe that it was rape than either beat him half to death or call the police. As for the gf she cant help it if she got raped; would depend on what was she said in the texts as to whether or not you should dump her
>>68314606
>>68314806
Rapist dont deserve a future