a beige britain edition
cara
A mix raced britain is a better britain
oi jordan reply to me on facebook a sec need to ask you something haha
mixed black/white kids unironically look awful
why would you subject your own children to that?
Archery
>>68308659
this
i hate this place
>no non-white gf
Australians are a blight upon this thread
>benzos are useless and should never be prescribed
sick of this gimmick iah
araca
>>68308693
can't resist that delish bbc
>>68308657
it's a really small dose (0,5 mg per day), i used to take more and i didn't have problems either
>>68308693
its 90% among lower classes
>>68308725
apparently they can't resist dying from HIV either
Maybe it's you
Maybe it's me
Maybe it's just the constant rhythm of the sea
Maybe it's just that I've never been
The kind who can pass a lucky penny by
>it's winter
>start bulking
>couple weeks in and I've packed on a stone of hibernation weight in preparation for the spring cocooning phase
>go see my mum
>"you've got a wee belly you've never had before"
aye mum cheers
who else is on citalopram here
this is how poland sees britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5Rnd-HM6A
Australia is literally just a large-scale Anglo-Saxon outpost
have mastered most 2015+ /brit/ gimmicks and three different posting styles
am almost unstoppable at the moment
>>68308657
I've had benzo scripts for 3 years now and have gone up to 6 months with no use
they're a perfectly adequate medication if you're not a literal retard
>>68308732
when whats the point even
>>68308763
Lol, you're all Irish.
>>68308747
Trump Force One's well nicer and it only cost 100 mil.
/brit/ is shit right now desu
What's the gfs first name?
Sveta here
tim's hallucinating a cat in his latest videos
>>68308750
used to be on escitalopram
tapered off because I didn't want the ZOG controlling my mind anymore
>>68308747
>Boeing shares fall slightly after President-elect Trump says order for new Boeing Air Force One should be canceled
screaming
*crushes 6 benzos and sprinkles them into the rolling machine*
>>68308804
and yet you couldnt be bothered to even leave a link in your post
good for nothing waste of space sack of shite
>>68308801
tfw no
>>68308781
i also take Cymbalta (which can worsen anxiety), so benzos help with that
honestly i wanna get off all medications ASAP, they're not working
>>68308827
good lad
BIG fan of tinder banter lads
giz some more (excluding that runt from the last thread)
>>68308750
desvenlafaxine here
>>68308748
don't care
>>68308640
Isn't this because 80% of Polish women breed with blacks?
>>68308868
kek'd
>Trump has some cheap Samsung phone
screaming
*drops 20mg of diazepam into my pint glass*
>>68308885
all finns should be killed
the bad thing about cigarettes, apart from cancer and all that stuff, is that they decrease appetitte
>>68308836
hes right though how the fuck does a plane cost 4 billion
governments are famous for overpaying on shit like that, same with javelin missiles costing about 60 grand each, I get they are hi-tech but I highly doubt the assemblyxresourcesxman hours involve cost anywhere near that amount per missile
Spanish girls > British 'girls'
>>68308868
>x
Northerners to be rounded up and forced before a firing line with immediate haste and great prejudice
>>68308868
I posted this to /brit/ from twitter haha
>>68308868
WHAT IS WITH FUCKING BRITS AND ENDING EVERY MESSAGE WITH A KISS
>>68308854
>he isn't subscribed to tim and watches all of his videos
you're a sack of shit too
>>68308939
>>68308957
Haha x
>of course May has a plan
Ah, yes, very good, very good.
However...
>Merkel says she wants to ban the burqa and the "refugee crisis must never be repeated"
The Germans are going to fall for it, aren't they?
trump *literally* uses a Galaxy S3 with a generic case from Amazon
>>68308938
el gallego seniores
dick pipe is hurting :/
>>68308917
Hi Pjotrzki can you like maybe fuck off back to your own stinking shithole?
>>68308928
>apart from cancer
just a meme lad.
Grandfather's been smoking since his teens (to cope with polio) and he's well into his 70s with no cancer
moved from melbourne to brisbane but i shall be moving back to melbourne in a few years as i don't like brisbane
>>68308936
yes they do, 60 grand is fucking nothing in terms of military equipment
>>68308980
Merkel probably thinks the crisis is that they only took in a million of the fuckers.
>>68308957
don't know x
>>68308980
germany is too far gone and tbqh I never much cared for them in the first place
they made their bed
only pakis care about phones
if you don't own a second hand iphone you're not white
>>68309014
why in gods name did you move to Brisbane from Melbourne
also what suburb
>>68309035
The problem is that they're trying to make everyone else lie in it.
>>68309000
it's just a meme, Pekka
>>68308980
>burqa
not good enough. hijab or else
>>68309026
because literally all of it is overpriced
>>68309051
family reasons
springwood
>>68309042
if you own and iphone you're not white
>>68309035
>germany is too far gone
unironically this
just build a wall around it and forget about it
>>68309072
>springwood
no wonder you don't like Brisbane
i have a shitty alcatel
>>68309078
You sound like a bit of a communist lad
/brit/ is strictly for non-reds
>>68309071
most likely, but i reckon it still costs AT LEAST ten grand to make just one javelin missile
>>68309072
that's logan not brisbane
Immigrants pour billions into our economies
There is no winnable economic argument against immigration
>68309142
'dora bait
>>68308976
>Responding to the report, a Government spokesperson said: “This is not a Government report and we don't recognise the claims made in it.
hmm
>>68309105
if i was a communist then why would i have this picture on my computer :^)
a little bit about me:
radical centrist
420 friendly
secular humanist
atheist
egalitarian
>>68309136
shh
>>68309142
aye but at what cost mate
wank so much I've got scars on my nob and it's currently bleeding
need help
>>68309173
nicest guy i ever met
>>68309127
probably, maybe even higher but I think they are still overpriced.
and they are on the cheaper end of targeted missiles
just had a telephone interview lads
feel like it went rather well, but I likely won't know until next week
a little bit about me:
alt-right/neoreactionary
strict moralist
christian nationalist
catholic (deus vult!)
monarchist
>>68309142
more to life than money sweetie xx
>>68309221
>>68309228
literally don't care
>>68309221
They give telephone interviews for machine operators?
>>68309228
>strict moralist
Doubt this
first day at work today lads
did no work whatsoever
Is ethno-nationalism as seductive an idea for non-whites as it is for whites?
>>68309228
>alt-right/neoreactionary
this is a contradiction
t. neoreaction pro
*pretends to give a fuck about planet earth II*
>>68309255
nope, we don't even think about an idea like that
>>68309244
no1 cares about you doe
>>68309246
yup, when it's business consultancy machines
>>68309255
it's the default position for them
Give me one good reason to live if you're not attractive nor have connections in the business world.
>>68309255
no because then they wouldn't get freebies
https://www.starnow.co.uk/timbyrne1
>a little bit about me:
>alt-right/neoreactionary
>strict moralist
>christian nationalist
>catholic (deus vult!)
>monarchist
>skipped almost every single PE class in secondary
howling
>>68309305
if you've got a room and internet guaranteed
>>68309319
yeah, it shows
*pats your belly*
>>68309319
same haha
PE teachers fucking hated me
got called a virgin at my interview lads x
it's all starting to make sense...
>>68309309
why is he so fucking sweaty/slimy
>>68309319
*slaps your bitch tits*
arghhh bit sweaty mate
>>68309319
ah yes. you; the kid who always had a tore foot.
>>68309338
I have a perfect BMI
>>68309269
Chile isn't white?
>>68309142
>Immigrants pour billions into our economies
This isn't the 1950s when the majority were Sikhs and Hindus and maybe some Poles escaping Communism who came here and worked their arses off. Now we get a very high percentage of the very worst escaping the shithole their ancestors created because western governments started throwing money at anyone who came. The data on the recent surge of migration and the huge cost places like Germany are having to fork out speaks for itself. I'm not against immigration per se but what we've seen these past few years is not the way to do it.
going now, got life to attend to
>>68309319
PE teachers got angry at me because they knew I was the fastest cunt in the school but I refused to apply myself. Story of my life desu.
>>68309319
failed a semester of PE cause I didn't go to camp
>if you didn't go to PE you are fat
Literally have a perfect BMI
PE was literally just normie retarded cunts playing football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvvJbxl4Vmk
>those guitar riffs
boxers are full of semen rn
>>68309383
52% according to wikipedia
>>68309374
some people just sweat a lot
t. person who sweats a lot
*throws your clothes into the girl's changing room*
>>68309433
What are you ;*
loved PE 2bh
always started for the footy team and played as striker
>PE was literally just normie retarded cunts playing football
>>68309142
bad for the environment
bad for the native population
growth isn't infinite
this country has to import lots of food, having even more people will mean we have to import even more
My stats
173cm
87kg (26% body fat)
>>68309459
mestizo
>>68309491
youre fat
>>68309463
>played as striker
you realise that's a spot for shit tier players?
the only good player spots are: CAM, CM, CB and LW/RW depending on how stacked the team was
>>68309491
5'11
70kg
6% body fat
also known as (ideal)
>>68309491
alri big'un
>>68309491
bloater
>Burka must be banned in Germany ‘wherever legally possible’ – Merkel
>>68309491
210cm
120kg
-5% body fat
>girl I know dumps her bf for another guy
>that guy then dumps her and now she's all alone
screeching
>knowing your bf%
vain cunt
>lying about your bf%
vain runt
>>68309534
lel fuck off to your "life" captain insecurity
>>68309500
>The term mestizaje - taking as its root mestizo or "mixed" - is the Spanish word for miscegenation, the general process of mixing ancestries.
How much racism is there in Chile?
>>68309560
She had it coming.
>>68309566
>he doesn't appreciate the beauty of lisicki's posts
>>68309563
>waaah I'm a physical mess so no one else is allowed to be in shape
projectors became totally obsolete in the mid 2000's just so you know lmao
Reading a Vice article called "Part of Canada's so called alt right is endorsing Kellie Leitch"
>>68309591
he's just a boring wanker
isn't even worth bullying him anymore
>>68309563
my bf (boyfriend)% is 0 unfortunately
>>68309580
a lot, especially against peruvians and haitians
>tfw otter mode
feels good.
just saw some flashes of lightning outside
>>68309591
wonder who posted this
>>68309609
Leitch is a meme.
She's never going to get elected unless someone goes very durka durka here in Canada. Though it would be nice if she actually stood a chance.
>tfw skeleton
>i even have a thigh gap
>>68309127
That's still a profit margin of 500%. The market industry common is about 10%. Government contractors are literally shoveling money into their bank accounts.
>tfw skinny runt mode with six pack showing through
>tfw it doesn't count and is not attractive at all
>>68309614
good, I'm just one of you now.
I'm glad people are seeing past the name now.
>>68309657
>>68309661
great skelly minds think alike.-
>>68309657
post gap
>>68309536
>5'11
foy
>>68309374
He covers himself in bio-oil several times a day
https://middleeastnewsservice.com/2016/12/06/wikileaks-57934-emails-from-erdogans-son-in-law-now-leaked-and-prove-that-turkey-processed-isis-oil-beratsbox/
>68309657
>68309661
Believe this to be the same bloke trying to pad his phone and desktop (You)s
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
>>68309618
I know a guy from Santiago who said that the only racial attacks he saw were aimed at individuals with very dark skin. This a trend?
>>68309747
>its not being reported on a single western news site
screaming
@68309752
item worn on head
Doing a cry
doing a bike
>>68309776
that's because wikileaks is "fake news"
>>68309752
he looks comical
>>68309767
physical attacks i've never seen, but yeah a lot of hostile attitude around nigs
To: 68309752
Regarding: Your image to showcase how you feel
You realise he's a manlet right?
>>68309747
what a surprise, no one could have seen this coming
eating an ice block
>>68309810
someone call Jacob
>>68309824
>Chileans calling other people niggers
oh my days
doing a nothing
mmm tites
>>68309738
>foy
are you being serious?
you just majorly embarassed yourself you fucking tit
>>68309782
not at all insecure about my height and 4chan will never make it so
>>68309878
one thing is an amerindian/mestizo, other thing is a nigger
don't get it twisted
can you tell how many vagina's i've seen irl by my posts?
>prepare carefully for interview
>turns out it's just with a HR runt just designed to filter mongos out
any post-punk man in
>prepare carefully for interview
>turns out it's just with a HR runt just designed to filter virgins out
>>68309903
unlucky mate, maybe the next one won't have that
If black people and white people are equals, how come there aren't any white people still in the stone age?
Seriously considering doing a suicide
How many of the 68,300,000 odd /int/ posts are yours lads?
>>68309895
yes
exactly 0
>>68309810
why are you wearing tights lad, judging by your pathetic quads you never really push yourself on that thing or work up a sweat
the trick is every time you get to a big hill dont switch gear down, leave it as you would on a flat but instead sprint up the hill to the top. works wonders for your explosive power and stamina
>>68309824
I'd like to be a mountainfolk in chile with one of those hats and an alpaca and a poncho
will they shun me for being white?
>>68309949
all me
>>68309949
600 i guesstimate
>>68309903
>don't prepare at all for an interview because it's supposed to be some HR runt filtering mongos out
>turns out to a technical interview in which they want me to demonstrate my knowledge and apply it practically
fucked that one so i did
very hungry
*touches third-rail*
ah yes
>>68309948
why don't you commit some sort of crime if you're going out anyway?
>>68309963
no, whites are welcomed in south america
>>68309949
prolly like
20k?
who knows been here a long time. since a few years before flags when it was a dead board running at like /sci/ pace
want to visit chicago & boston
reckon I have the nicest bum in the company I work for
would love to move to chile where 5'8 is considered tall
Just got told I didn't get the job because I walk like a virgin.
What the fuck does that even mean?
tinder date tonight
thoughts?
>>68310001
Could do, any ideas?
want to visit the british countryside, london looks gorgeous but i think it's too crowded, isn't it
>>68310022
I've been Chicago, it's nice
proper snows there in late feb and the overhead trains downtown are surprisingly comfy
>go to interview for H&M
>only male there
>have to where a colourful sash and sort clothes out with girls 2 years younger than me
>notice a lady jot something down on a notepad when i refuse to wear the sash
>tell HR this is demeaning
>walk out
>he has the virgin haircut
>>68310041
you're looking a bit headstrong haha
>>68310041
I think you're getting ahead of yourself
Just got done over the canister with a cricket bat
>>68310002
5 year plan, move to australia for 2-3 years. work and save loadsamoney then when I'm done move to south america and basically spend as long as possible living as a frugal traveller walking and cycling around the continent exploring the nature, perhaps picking up odd jobs when available to help sustain. will also learn spanish ofcourse
r8
me and the lads just before a night out
>>68310023
grim
>>68310051
you visited in the winter?
tell me a bit more about it lid
Jewish owned Rebel Media just posted a video accusing the CBC of celebrating white genocide.
>>68310047
I absolutely do not endorse forcing yourself on the stacey of your school year
>>68310082
sounds comfy, our countryside is amazing
>>68310085
funny to think more blokes in this photo have sucked cocks than been in a fight
my girlfriend is a pastry chef
>>68310105
D U C K S
U N L I M I T E D
C
K
S
>>68310100
I went east coast to west coast through the midwest via Amtrak, starting on February 14th
where do you wanna know about?
>>68310130
yeah I've heard, Chile and colombia are at the top of my list
>>68310105
What's Rebel Media? What's CBC? fuck off.
ed...
Just got back from my first teacher training interview, I feel sick with anxiety now.
>>68310143
she also has a pet eel
>>68310172
Don't you hate it when people bang on about things that aren't actually things as if they were things?
>>68310105
she's such a fucking attention whore, jesus christ
her whole "please pay attention to me I'm le right-wing edgelord just like you, except with tits xDDD" gimmick is truly pathetic
>>68310214
I also hate Canadians.
>>68310105
that girl is probably a complete psycho
>>68310218
kinda like shoeonhead
>>68310172
A so called alt right news service and CBC is our state run media.
>>68310127
I'm at uni, so it doesn't really apply
Not sure I could actually go through with it anyway desu.. even if I wanted to
love pooing in the summer because my bumcrack gets all sweaty making wiping a breeze
Genuinely cannot understand how humans form relationships with eachother, like how do some people know so many others and have so many friends? how do they have the time to cement these relationships? mental
>>68310272
you don't have to be in school to find her
>>68310218
who is it
I wana say lauren southern but I dont actually know what she looks like
>>68310293
by spending time together instead of online shitposting
incredible concept, I know
f.lux, engage!
>>68310293
well for one they never waste all their time on 4chan and reddit
I'm a short lad but I will absolutely not tolerate low ceilings
>you will NEVER be an autistic 14 year old who spends most of his time playing WoW and listening to Weezers blue album ever again
good times, even if they seemed shitty at the time
i wish i could go back
>>68310310
>spending time together
w-what?
>>68310299
>lauren southern
yeah
>>68310310
So if I just walk up to someone and start talking to them will they be my friend? or do we have to be in the same workplace, school, pub etc.? which is the pre-requisite for becoming friends?
>>68310293
Have trouble understanding this too..
Especially sexual relationships, not sure how that even begins to happen.
Think i might have mild autism desu
recently realised how much work you actually have to put in to be a normie and a functioning member of society
how do normies live with it
im tired
>>68309560
good riddance
not much of a capeshit guy but looking forward to Logan (2017)
>>68310100
gonna assume you just want to know about Chicago
downtown is poor yet comfy, it's where the train station spits you out and I had to get a cheap travelodge there because Amtrak cancelled my train from Washington DC
in the middle of Chicago is Millennium Park, which is where the bean and a bunch of other artsy things are - also an ice rink
there's a fountain where the misses and I had a snowball fight and some weird underground shopping centre where we stumbled upon a muslim prayer room and ran away
the upper parts are more well-to-do, all big hotels and """malls""", we got an apartment there which was pretty sweet
'go 'za is a meme, it's basically a cheese and tomato tart
the aquarium is decent
go up Willis Tower or whatever it's called if you get a chance, you stand in a glass box right at the top - it's cool
>>68310359
I don't know lad, I understand the sexual interest but I don't get how that leads into a relationship.
>>68310404
Like anything in life, your "fitness" builds gradually
>>68310416
>>68310359
very funny..
britain is hands down the most bleak and depressing place in europe (besides shitty slav countries), but it's also the most productive
why is this?
HALLO EET'S ME, IDOOBZ, DOIN MAI SEELY VOICE
what am I meant to do with my political economy degree?
>>68310472
are we supposed to know what this is?
>>68309929
been listening to metal box a shit load recently, lad. good album
>>68310356
>or do we have to be in the same workplace, school
this, usually
>>68310471
Only the north is really productive so it's even worse
>>68310471
Hardship breeds success
Honestly wouldn't choose to live anywhere but here even if it is utterly dire most of the time
>>68310471
our noble aristocracy firmly cracks the whip on the dirty proles
>>68310464
I'm being serious..
It's like my brain is missing the part that understands sexual relationships or something
>>68310471
England is actually beautiful, it's an acquired taste.
Grey skies with god rays breaking through the clouds and slight rain over a bright green field is maximum comfy desu
>>68310538
'tism
*surreptitiously googles metal box*
>>68310538
you mean to tell me you've NEVER been in a sexual relationship?
not buyidng it mate do I have stupid written on my forehead?
>>68310547
excellent post
>>68310558
>(1.29 MB, 1279x678)
Shan't be bothering
>>68310547
>Grey skies with god rays breaking through the clouds and slight rain over a bright green field is maximum comfy desu
this
love the weather/country here
>>68310464
Seriously do not know how to form any sort of relationship.
>>68310558
>mfw humanity
>tfw 6'4 built like a brick shithouse
FIFTEEN SCOOPS
>>68310547
reminds me of this summer when I went hiking in the peak district, climbing up some 300m high way off the path in the warm sun but with a light drizzle raining down on me
beautiful
thank god i wasn't born in the UK or NZ
shitholes on opposite ends of the globe
>dont shower for 1 day
>suddenly become a giant ball of grease
aaijhghg
>tfw 5'7 and built like a shit brickhouse
>>68310552
I'm perfectly normal in every other way though.. I understand other social relationships/structures perfectly fine and have pleanty of friends. I have no problem interacting in social situations at all
I just have trouble understanding sexual relationships
>>68310625
missed out the word "ravine"
im alexander
>>68308885
>mixed raced caribbean-eastern european underclass
>native white british middle and upper class
im okay with this
>>68310632
I'm sure tumblr has a name for you
>>68310654
Indian banter is one of the funniest things I've come across on the internet desu.
>no mummy to hold my hand when I cross the road
not a fan of this being an adult business
>>68310686
>tfw adult responsibilities
>>68310558
could heem this runt
>tfw adult entertainment
Kill yourselves you fucking scumbags
>>68310674
I think what makes it so good is that they don't really understand everything they're saying 2bh
>tfw adult sexual relationships
>>68310747
you saying what you son of basterd bitch
>>68310558
He's RUINED his body
This should be on the same level as obesity and anorexia desu
Disgusting. The worst thing is, I bet he thinks he looks amazing.
>>68310558
Thats the bloke that went on about women preferring small balls because of steroids right?
>>68310558
What's going on with him now? last I heard his bird cucked him
>>68310735
me on the far right
>>68310747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NM434zqmT8
>>68310558
The fucker could fly with those wings
>>68310558
good fucking morning
>>68310810
tell me about the british, why are they always prepared to take a piss
>>68310810
***POWER STANCE INTENSIFIES***
>>68310558
I wonder how much he'd weigh without all the synthol
>women
>>68310810
Always have a giggle at Osbourne, Blair is the only one who pulls it off though desu.
indian banter on the internet is unmatched
want to get a train to some random nowhere yank town and just walk around
>>68310558
GOOOOOOOOOOD FUCKING MORNING GOD DAMMIT
>>68310810
who told them this was a good idea?
>>68310891
aren't they Pakis?
>>68310810
bet there's some PR firm giggling itself silly after telling everyone that standing like a spaz exerts power
>>68310891
Salman looks like a fucking slippery snake, I wouldn't trust him
Asif looks like the one who sits on the left on Gogglebox
>>68310810
>Ywn be the photographer who fucks around with these wankers and gets photos of them in ridiculous positions
>>68310912
yeah
>I'm a seasoned feminist
>>68310912
they're "asian"
>>68310929
Mayonnaise isn't a seasoning
>>68308640
that can't be real
>>68310912
...what's the difference?
New blogpost
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
is there any places to ski in britain or do you lads have to go to the continent
>>68310910
body language memeologists
every move they make is fed to them, they ever seem ""submissive"" or anything like that
theresa needs to sort her fucking posture out
awful
>>68310978
better than mine
>>68310968
they can never*
>>68310910
spin doctors
>>68310995
sort your fucking posture out
no excuse for being hunchback of notredame