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cara

>>68305528
me on the right

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>Gigi Hadid wins international model of the year at 2016 Fashion Awards

FUCKING BODYSHAMING CUNTS

THIS TOOTHPICK WINNING IS A HATE CRIME AGAINST NATURALLY-SIZED WOMEN

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BIGOTRY AND I SHALL BE WRITING TO MY MP TO CONDEMN IT

>>68305511
her mum was(is) quite fit desu

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Hunting my dinner lads you want anything?

sara

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New housekeeper at work is a slightly goth brazillian girl who is very cute
She smiled at me yesterday

/cum/ is better lads

>>68305590
I could cuck her bf easily.

I'd destroy her tight little turkish cunt.

>>68305590
rape it

>>68305569

Cornetto

There's a paki using Yankism in the last thread getting really mad.

anyone up for a game of rock paper scissors at exactly 13:00?

Been any updates on Amir lads?

Jacamo

>>68305594
yellow is mad we raided his thread

>>68305528
Cara was made for Dutch cock

paper

rock

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The state of this so-called "Tim Montgomery", what a twat.

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>Go to doctors
>They measure me and weigh me
>Apparently I'm 4kg lighter than I was in 2012 when they last measured me and I'm 3 inches taller
>mfw I've actually been putting on weight and was 10kg lighter in April than I am now
wew lads. Was not aware of how badly I was wasting away.

Any tips on toning my abs?

>>68305704
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>68305698

>>68305711
Fuck off Russian cunt

>>68305725
wow no need to be a dick about it mate christ

>>68305690

I don't post in the autistic dumpster called mämmi lmao I post in /cum/ the best general on /int/

/brit/ is worst t.bh

>>68305740
dumb rockposter

Did the man guess the correct option?

>>68305755
fuck off back there then you little snowrunt

Might give the /cum/ general a try ngl
Heard good things about it

not sure if i can smell cum or blood
both are very plausible

>>68305569
thought he was squatting down for a cheeky bush poo for a moment there

>>68305755

you live in the worst scandinavian country

Watched the first 10 minutes of Westworld and it was complete fucking shit. Is the rest worth it

>>68305908

ya

>>68305908
yes, it has nudity in it so its really deep and mature

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Bet my hometown is comfier than yours desu.

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I present to you: Time's Man Of The Year 2016

>>68305908
its dull, drawn out and self indulgent

>>68305961
more like man of the year 1938

its so hot that i'm topless (im a gril btw)

>>68306018
post legs

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>>68305961
You didn't do anything?

>>68306018
B R I S B A N E

what's the go with carrying prescription drugs around with you?
do I have to have the prescription with me too?

>>68306074
you're fine in australia at least

>>68306074
usually the box or bottle they come in should have a sticker attached with your name on it

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>>68306032
When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all

>>68306128
I really don't understand why Beyonce is so big
She doesn't even write her own songs

>>68306145
>With a headline-worthy Super Bowl halftime performance, a world tour and a powerful second visual album, Lemonade, Beyoncé continued to surprise and provoke a global audience, using her platform to speak out about racial injustice, police violence and feminism.

>>68306128
Not a clue who the top 4 left people are, or the bottom right woman/man/thing

>>68306118
the thing is they come in a bottle but I want to put some in a little bag so I can carry them in my wallet

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morning

>>68306184
*virgin walks toward you*

>>68306128
quite the spread there

>>68306175

what sort of drugs are they?

Might spend the day applying for jobs I don't really want just in case I get offered them and change my mind desu.

>>68306173
>CRISPR Scientists
>These scientists have developed a groundbreaking new technology that can edit DNA, a technique that has the potential to transform science and the human experience, as it could be used to find and remove mutations responsible for incurable diseases.

>The Flint Whistleblowers
>Local residents, along with civil-engineering professor Marc Edwards and local pediatrician Dr. Mona Hanna-Attisha, blew the whistle on the lead-poisoned water in Flint, Mich., drawing national attention to an environmental crisis that still has yet to be fully resolved.

Doing up the old CV lads

Just having a nosy at example layouts and wow do people really use meme layouts? I just format mine like a document but there are pictures and columns on some of these cunts pmsl

>>68306201
benzos

>>68306002
Those battleship cannons aren't the biggest weapon in that photo

>>68306145
YAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY!!!!

>>68306219
>pictures
I've seen some that look like a geocities page lad.

>>68306225
if they're cannons then wheres the hole that missiles come out of

checkmate

defecating

>>68306193
alri

so if the police find mysterious pills on you do they just arrest you on the spot or do they do some sort of on site testing?

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/5gq5sr/you_guys_got_this_pakistani_girl_horny/

L O N D O N

>>68306128
Surprised they included are nige
Even more surprised with more putin, what has he even done?

wag a mama

>>68306264

>He doesn't have a guestbook, hit counter and underconstruction.jpeg in his CV

:L

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ah yes goldberg

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>I've seen some that look like a geocities page lad.

>>68306287
he's ending the syrian civil war single handedly

>>68306284
yeah, they'll take one of them and see what happens

>>68306224

I think u should be fine since most of the commonly prescribed benzos are only Schedule 4; however, if you've got xanax then i wouldn't be carrying them around in a sandwich bag because it was up-scheduled from Schedule 4 to Schedule 8 in 2014.

>>68306323
delet this

Literally can't stop wanking today lads

>>68306367
Go have a siesta

>>68306128
Why include people who've already won? Zuckerberg and Putin already have one

>>68306128

Who is the continental European looking gentleman on the top right? I'm almost certain he's from Brussels

>obverse women and their thought processes
>get majorly confused by their odd decisions

>>68306374
Woke up at half 11, bank holiday here desu

it's a shame russians are so homophobic because i desperately need a russian bf

>>68306374
Siestas are going to be the only thing getting me through summer
Brilliant people the Spanish

>>68306383
I forget his name but his wife's German and he works for the EU so you might be right

>>68306409
you know what they say about overly homophobic people
they're the gayest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafOkWXjqjc

>>68306352
yeah it's lorazepam but I did have xanax at one point (no idea why they made it illegal)
was worried because I knew someone that got done for dexys but apparently they're schedule 8

>>68306435
yes that is what (((they))) say

>>68306435
>>68306435
>you know what (((they))) say about overly homophobic people
>they're the gayest
fixed

>>68306447
>>68306456
Rorkemind

also you're both gay

got done for dexys in greggs

what's your favourite colour of mini egg lads?

>68306447
>68306456
Ah yes, runts

haven't got a winter jacket that fits me, so what will I wear when I go out to shop for a new winter jacket?

>>68306456
>>68306447
as a jew, I would appreciate if you didn't use neo-nazi symbolism in this thread

>>68306483
lilac

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>talking to a girl
>she's ugly as fuck
>she's dumb as fuck
>she's mental as fuck
>still gets laid regularly and has had 5 boyfriends

Life on easy mode lads

我儘

got a massive exam tomorrow that @ve only 60% revised for and another one on Friday that I've 10% revised for lads

I'm a catastrophe

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>>68306492
sure thing, shlomo

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redpill me on biscuits

Hallo where is da disgussion aboud breggzit :DDD

>>68306367
I've been doing two a day for the last week
cant help it desu

>>68306540
they're tasty famadan

>>68306540
Great with gravy

>>68306442

> (no idea why they made it illegal)

probably because people are stupid and don't research the drugs they're taking and just assume that drinking alcohol or mixing other drugs with prescribed drugs wont kill them which is a bigger issue with xanax because i think you have a higher chance of dying on it when u mix it with another depressants

>>68306519
don't care, would never swap

>>68306540
sugar dispenser

Alright alright, settle down now

>>68306442
xanax isn't illegal, i got a script for it earlier this year

>>68306519
There's a girl at my work who's probably about as objectively attractive as I am (6/10) and she has guys flirting with her constantly, will always be texting at least a few different guys, goes out on dates regularly, etc. I've not even kissed a girl for years desu. I think it changes as soon as we get towards the late 20s and early 30s though, so just gotta tough it out for now really.

>>68306560
This

there was a 2 hour period today where the weather site was saying it "feels like" 36+

don't like this country

>>68306557
from my experience it's pretty much identical to any other fast acting benzo
>>68306570
yeah but you have to get an authorised script from a specialist
there's no point when you could just get prescribed something almost identical from a regular GP

>>68306656
mine was from a GP

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>>68306640
>36+ degrees
that is not comfy
why do so many people move to ausland

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me about 20 minutes ago

>>68306673
Britain is shit

There's people who are unfortunate enough to live outside Yorkshire

The very thought

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>have to go through an entire 750 page antenna design textbook in 3 days

>>68306666
are you sure it's alprazolam?
GP refused me when I tried a while ago, saying he couldn't do it

There's people who are unfortunate enough to live outside Staines

The very thought

>>68306712
OH LOOK AT ME,IM THE BIGGEST PROVINCE IN ENGLAND RAAAA

>>68306677
>waking up 20 minutes ago
wasteman

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> Is sexism putting women off studying computer science?

>>68306673
It is OK if it's dry heat, it's the humidity that'll fuck you

>>68306726
yeah but it's possible he didn't know he wasn't allowed to prescribe it

i had ritalin prescribed by a different GP once and didn't find out until later that only specialists are allowed to do that

>>68306726
>>68306666

> http://mpegmedia.abc.net.au/rn/podcast/2016/07/hrt_20160725_1755.mp3

this person who conducted a study on the rescheduling mentioned that the laws can vary from state to state

BIT FOGGY OUT LADS
*stumbles through /brit/*
LADS??
*walks into a lamp post*

>>68306751
they literally have girls only coding clubs in my uni to help girls doing any sort of software development and the classes are still 80/20 m/f

>>68306779
Why don't you stumble onto my willy la

where is latexlad

>>68306816
not sure mate, tightslad here though, can I be of assistance?

>>68306816
up my arse x

>In response to the increasing illicit use of alprazolam and evidence of alprazolam dependence, alprazolam was up-scheduled from Schedule 4 to Schedule 8 of the Standard for the Uniform Scheduling of Medicines and Poisons on 1 February 2014.
pointless move to sate retarded pearl clutchers

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>>68306806
what's the reason for this

>>68306846
girls prefer to do girly things

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who /hasn'tbroughtasinglepresent/ yet?

>>68306846
our brains work differently, stem and computers appeal to men more

Currently catching up on Planet Earth II lads, didn't have to pay one cent to view this glorious piece of television either

Imagine living in a country where you have to purchase a yearly license to watch it
Christ...

so lonely
so alone

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Where can I get a hairy gf?

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ayyy

>>68306887
>>68306896
what are women good at then

>>68306889
Me.

I'm only getting my dad and brother some socks and my sister and mum some some chocolates this year.

>>68306889
glanced over this and saw "lasting elephant"

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>>68306899
go to the gym

seriously

>>68306911
the circus

>>68306911
good god that's disgusting

>>68306911
that's literally more hair than I have under my arms and I'm a hairy bastard with a full chest/beard full

how

>>68306937
um sexist much, going to have to ask you to leave xx

>>68306913
Howling

might go for a stroll

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>>68306911
I have an unironic piss fetish and this kind if stuff makes me feel ill

>>68306914
giving birth
breastfeeding

hmm

erm... ugh

>>68306913
is that a bot?

>>68306975
Nothing wrong with water sports 2bh

>lapland stabbing

literally what even happened here

>>68306913
Tinder has to be the most depressing thing on earth desu

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the gf

>>68306976
bet if men could do either of these we'd be better at it

>>68306899
same lmao

>>68306984
>attractive girl initiating a conversation
99% chance it's a bot

>>68306914
medicine is 60/40 f/m usually. Women go into social care a lot more than men too

need a shy eastern euro gf to protect from racists

just made a girl in hong kong laugh by implying she was a giant monkey

online cheating doesn't count as cheating

>>68306899
i bet i'm even lonelier >:D

have reported several of you to May

>>68307007
probably

>>68305951

MALVERN
A
L
V
E
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N

>>68307006
was this from 4ch or 8ch brit/pol/?

>>68307054
>he thinks they're actually laughing when they type "lol"

Stony faced m8

>>68307065
all chileans should be killed

Overtoun Bridge.

There's a old house to the north of my hometown in Scotland called Overtoun House, and the legend goes that walking your dog along the bridge that leads up to the house will cause it to spontaneously leap to its death from the bridge.

This is an observable thing that actually has happened at least 50 times.

People will refuse to cross the bridge, as there are also people who report feeling suddenly and unexpectedly depressed after crossing. There was even a man who threw his baby son off the bridge in a fit of insanity after claiming his son was the Antichrist.

There's an old Scottish myth of a "Thin Place" where the afterlife and the physical world are very close together; Overtoun Bridge is said to be one of these places.

ahh christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBjl-jPcVM

>>68306438
>Almost all of them recognise Michael Jackson
That fucker really was more famous than Jesus, wasn't he?

>>68307036
a vast majority of the female med students I knew did about two years after graduating, got preggo and quit for good to be stay at home mothers

lmao

>>68307108
delet

>>68307023
(for you)

>>68307005
why

do not use the 1st person sg. pronoun

>>68307138
Reducing relationships to a human meat market is depressing

>>68307114
>Google street view car didn't go over the bridge

kek

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i remember when i used tinder and snapchat regularly

fun times

>>68307114

fascinating

*stays to talk with you about other interesting things*

>>68307114
don't jocks act like that normally?

unironically pulling over the curtains and putting the lights on at 2pm

>>68307205
how big is it

When I eventually kill myself i'm certain part of it will be due to the summer heat

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Having a nature walk and you see this, what do you do?

>>68307205
good job finding a girl with a belly fetish

it's unironically 1 am and i still haven't gone to sleep

>>68307288
fantastic post

>>68307246
not very, like 6 inches, but because it's veiny and use flattering camera angles, girls are too thick to ever accurately estimate measurements and sizes

if a girl says her bf has an 8 incher, it's quite likely she's just gullible

>>68307296
thata not evebate faggot

just copped a sausage and bean cheese melt and a ring donut lads

managed to avoid throwing an racial slurs around whilst in there

>>68307298
cross post

>>68307288
screaming

wouldnt know what to say if a girl called my six inches big

>>68307296
Im up til the sun at least every day

>>68307352

it statistically is bigger than most penises

got called politically correct in greggs

>>68307352
"thanks you too"

>>68307352
"For you."

Average vaginal depth is only 3-4 inches. They can stretch but it's highly unlikely a girl would ever enjoy 8 inches

>>68307377
yeh but Asians skew the data so it doesn't really count since they aren't eligible candidates

>>68307403
it increases a little bit if they're aroused

>>68307403
throats are way deeper tbf

>>68307299
I envy the balls of this kid tho

NEED a gf with a smaller than average vagina

girls before:
>oh my god it's so big!
*ego through the roof*
girls after
>is that it? you're finished already?
*completely and utterly emasculated*

heh all in the life of me :/

>it's a "girls watch too much porn and think that the actual fucking should take hours" episode

ah yes

>>68307403
That's alright, cuz I'm only 7 inches.

>>68307450
just go down on her beforehand

>>68307405
nice broscience

do you believe blacks all have bigger dicks too?

the average male penis size is around 5.5"

the only information skewing that perception is porn. 6 inches is above average

>>68307352
the asian gf said mine is massive compared to asian lads

didn't know what to say as it's only 6.5x5.5....

>>68307403
girth > lenght

>>68307469
How long should it take?

ITT: everyone is >6"

>>68307469
I can fuck for over an hour

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> tfw you need to do a minimum of 30 minutes foreplay before even considering performing the act of penetration

why must women ruin everything?

the concept of vaginal fucking seems disgusting to me, i'd rather eat a girl out

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She still doesn't have a fucking clue what she's doing with Brexit, does she?

>>68307555
Same

Have done neither tho

>>68307499
as quick as humanly possible

>>68307503
bit gay

>>68307564
no

>tfw insensitive cock so I can last for well over an hour and a half without even coming close to cumming while she's had three orgasms already

it may be nice for her but i don't really enjoy it. feel biologically broken. don't even get to cum every time cause I get too tired out

>>68307500
I'm a little below ._.

>>68307555

>i'd rather eat a girl out

enjoy getting a mouth full of STD's

>>68307564
It would be fine if the bloody remoaners just came around and backed team UK!!

>>68307484
it's not brosecience you fucking rhubarb and yeah blacks do have bigger willies

>b-but race is a social construct

>>68307529
I fucking hate these pricks

>>68307564
no but it's anti-british to question this

>>68307564
Lmao

And Merkel just called for a burkha ban

Politicians are collectively losing their shit

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>when you're having a good day but then see a youtube video of a bunch of good looking people that are all friends having a good time and remember that you have no friends

>>68307323
>managed to avoid throwing an racial slurs around whilst in there
how

>>68307580
same but I don't think it's because I'm insensitive, I can just actually hold it in

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>>68307603

racist much?

>>68307564

red = bloody
blue = lewd
white = racist

>>68307639
also, by using a gendered insult like pr*cks to refer to two males, he's completely erasing the female gender - so it's racist and sexist

>>68307618
Good, fuck Britain.

Getting the daily dose of Laci Green

>>68307625

hmm yes i know this feeling

>>68307564
she might be chatting babble but what do you expect her to say? reveal our negotiation tactics?

don't worry lads when the time comes we will show our perfidious ways once more

>>68307688
why does anybody care?

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>tfw slightly above average length but very thin

been told by a certified sket that my willy is above average

what constitutes foreplay?

asking for a friend

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-6d083913-0bfb-4988-8cd8-d126fa6dcff1

lisicki is mentally ill

either schizophrenic or some sort of extreme personality disorder

>>68307737
swaffelen

>>68307716
Me :(

6.0" length (yay)
4.5" girth (no)

gf says it's really nice for anal tho

>>68307711
>Tripfag asking who cares

>>68307716
lol what are you talking about??

>i can diagnose mental illnesses over an anime imageboard

>>68307783
ive been posting here for 3 years and I've watched you for 3 years

you're not right in the head

>>68307702
There is precisely zero evidence that May even has a functional Brexit plan, let alone any negotiating tactics.

Honestly, I think she's just waiting for the supreme court to rule against it and for it to be shot down in parliament, and she just trying to save face.

being low test is suffering

I have good intentions and not the vitality to fulfill them

how do I /man up/ lads?

Got a sore tummy :(

>>68307772
>gf says it's really nice for anal tho
dear oh dear

>>68307774
>you're wrong because you're a trip XD XD

>>68307804
absence of evidence is not evidence of absence

>>68307819

just do a poo

>>68307737
cornetto

>>68307810
wank but don't cum

>>68307791
grow up.

>>68307804
Ah yes, the so-called "supreme" court

>>68307841
this one really steams the ol pot noodle

Most blokes seem to use the cock as a battering ram to pummel the woman into sexual pleasure.

But the thing you have to learn is, it's not sledgehammer, it's a rapier - you have to get her 75% of the way there with your fingers/tongue before you even start penetrating. Then there's a good chance she'll cum while you're pumping her, and after that you can do whatever you want to her.

t. has actually had sex with several women

my jaw hurts

wonder what it must like having a thin willy

mines pretty thick (need to 60mm 'doms) so I can get a good solid grip on it. it must be weird having a thinner one.

>>68307837
and you're on record as being one of the most annoying and insufferable cunts in /brit/

>>68307873
edging is dick torture and bad for sexual health

it is likely i will never have sex

>>68307873
broke an inadvertent 12 days of no-fap today

productivity at work plummeted and I'm far more anxious and air-headed

there's surely some science behind this

Have never bought condoms desu

No idea how you even go about it haha

stomaches grumbling

>>68307841
Sure it is.

Why would she be relying on such asinine empty hand-wringing whenever anybody challenges her on it if she had a plan?

playing dragon age inquisition

honesly been playing it for over a year on and off and still haven't finished it

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>Most blokes seem to use the cock as a battering ram to pummel the woman into sexual pleasure.
>But the thing you have to learn is, it's not sledgehammer, it's a rapier - you have to get her 75% of the way there with your fingers/tongue before you even start penetrating. Then there's a good chance she'll cum while you're pumping her, and after that you can do whatever you want to her.
>t. has actually had sex with several women

>>68307928
marcus aurealius

>>68307928
Same

And even if I do, I can't see it becoming a regular thing.

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>>68307895
>not just fucking until you spaff and and then rolling over

it's what I do every time. doubt I've ever made a girl come.

>>68307934
like you'd buy anything else?

>>68307931

it means the shills are winning

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>>68307928
i haven't lost hope yet

>le ebin jay gimmick XD

Exactly why we need out, here they go telling us what to do! They can shove their bent bananas where the sun don't shine, invoke art 50 and let's get out asap, as per the democratic wish of the people!!

50 Modafinil in shipment boys

>>68307934
got to superdrug la' they do the pasante extra wide condoms

pay with a £5 note say to keep the change and try to avoid eye contact with the cashier

>>68308022
Giz a bit

>>68308005
you deserve to die

there is nothing redeemable about you

get out of my gene pool

>>68308005
>a pathological lying pathetic football loving virgin doesn't like the Jay gimmick

ah yes

>>68308022

pathetic drug addict

>>68307928
same.

autism + phimosis

i really want a PS4 for christmas so I can play GTA V

>>68308049
good post

>>68308011
Voted leave for personal reasons but leave voters honestly are the biggest load of pompous twats in existence

>>68308011
Is this a comment from a BBC news article on brexit

>>68307945
And why she should she weaken our chances of getting a good deal to satisfy whinging mongs like you?

Of course they've began to plan on our negotiation tactics, the only argument is whether they'll be any good

>>68307966
Well he's not wrong.

Women like foreplay. They don't like jackhammering.

welcome to /brit/

the grimmest gen' on the 'chon

>>68308000
I think it's more down to diet and lack of exercise during puberty tbf

the moment I got an xbox all sport went out the window

now my body is conditioned to be a weak nerd

>>68308060
already bought it for 360 when it first came out and i'll be fucked if i'm giving (((rockstar))) more money for it

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>i don't like drugs, they're degenerate

>>68308060
never played any GTA game before
looks fun but don't like being addicted to video games so i try to avoid them

it can't be half 2 already

>>68308080
Theresa May has an awful track record, why should we expect her brexshit negotiations to be any good?

you fucking idiots, I'm trying to give you actual help with your pathetic sex lives and all you do is jaypost me

fuck off, you insects don't deserve help

>I believe in the no-fap science of reddit
ah yes

>>68308039
alri met

*goes to drop one in your palm*
*redirects it into my mouth*

mmmmm :) ahaha

>>68308056
seldom do drugs, just have heard good things

>this australian kid has followed me from /brit/ to /epl/ because I'm ignoring him

pretty pathetic.

how would you describe the benzo high to someone that's never done them?
I always say it's like the feeling of getting into bed after being tired for so long but much more intense

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>you fucking idiots, I'm trying to give you actual help with your pathetic sex lives and all you do is jaypost me
>fuck off, you insects don't deserve help

>>68307841
really using the ol' noodle

>she literally just replies in emojiis

Now i know I've fucked it haha

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>you fucking idiots, I'm trying to give you actual help with your pathetic sex lives and all you do is jaypost me

>fuck off, you insects don't deserve help

>>68308163
fuck off

>>68308132
>implying anyone here has a sex life at all

>>68307097
Good lad.

>>68308127
because she's PM whether you like it or not and we have to hope for the best

regardless of anything though, she doesn't need to reveal any plans just yet

>>68308151
I don't bother with that, I'm certain of it purely from first-hand experience

>>68308080
>Of course they've began to plan on our negotiation tactics

And they're obviously scrambling about like a blind pigeon with its foot caught in a snare.

They literally do not have the faintest clue what they're doing, it's clear to everyone.

>>68308166
the biggest benzo high i've had was 4 klonopin at once (i'm a skeleton so i don't need a big dose)

all your worries go away and you feel dreamy - euphoric

>>68308022
I used that for some of my university exams. Didn't really make too much of a difference to me if I'm feeling perfectly honest, felt fairly alert, but I always did for exams anyway.

Is it possible to get a gf without having to do anything sexual with her before?

>>68305951
>>68307097
Was this the answer from yesterday?
any upton upon severn man in?

>>68308206
>first-hand
waheyyy

Sometimes, not often enough
We reflect upon the good things
And those thoughts always center
Around those we love

>>68308235
what?

>>68308225
I think if you say euphoric people start comparing it to MD though