/brit/

hello is this the new thread?

first for me

business idea: post in Old English

I have a job interview today

Universal Credit doesn't sound as comfy as JSA, not even been on it a week

Hope I don't get it

But the secret here seems to be using a fake CV

also

>self-med for 4+ months
>have psych appointment this week (not GIC, just a regular psych who might refer me to a GIC)
>get some laser but now I have problems with hyperpigmentation and it'll still be months before my face is cleared
>try growing my hair but I seem to have hit a wall, there's just a length that I can't grow past
>situation with my body hair is better but still terrible
>use DNP to get a flat tummy, overeat and can barely maintain my previous weight, still a chubby 140lbs
>balls are fucked so there's no turning back

strongly think we should rename /brit/ /lib dem general/

>>68302049
gone ye ambition to read such scribe!

>>68302045
delete this

What's a decent cheap Android phone lads?

>>68302059
Kill yourself libraryboo

>>68302060
What's the lib dem policy on letting the 'sheeds in?

Do NOT give him (You)s

>>68302071
he said old not middle

old looks like this

HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzmmPRG4smU

>>68302092
Not gonna open the floodgates, but also not gonna kick people out just for being here illegally

Moe of a live and let live approach

>>68302071
bit thick aren't ya mate

>>68302059
Post pics

>>68302033
more like lord runtlan

>>68302108
so they're literally going to let foreigners break our laws and go unpunished because they're foreign

>>68302100
Shan't be allowing my eyes absorb one bit of light from this post

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Boarding the flight to Brazil as I type lads

>>68302117
>>68302100
CEASE future temptation to respond to my cries you cretinous oafs

is 9:30pm too early to go to bed? dead tired

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>>68302033
T. Lacy yea

*starts singing platinum disco*

>>68302108
Wait what, they're not gonna kick out illegal immigrants? Even fucking labour official policy is to kick out illegals LOL

Fuck the lib dems then

>>68302129
If you encourage people to leave voluntarily and offer financial assistance and support to return quickly and legally if they have family here, people will deport themselves rather than stay and keep breaking the law. Punishment doesn't work for criminals, and it doesn't work here. Assistance to solve the cause of their law breaking and rehabilitation are the key to the future.

doing a poo out the so-called bum

>>68302149
Enjoy waking up at 1am unable to get back to sleep

>>68302174
this is not fun

don't put your finger in the jelly nelly

>>68302156
acceptable taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0ymYGQNa8

>>68302162
>here's some money to fuck off
>no
>ok. can I have the money back though?
>what money?
>ok

>>68302141
>ywn have your bollocks crushed into singularity from the inside by a virus

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38207594
>Women and men who regularly trim or remove all their pubic hair run a greater risk of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) than those who do not, research suggests.

>Doctors say small tears in the skin from shaving or trimming could make it easier for infections to take hold.

>But they also say groomers - particularly extreme ones - tend to be more sexually active too.

STAY BUSHY
T
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B
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>>68302162
String a few up and the rest will quickly get the message

>>68302219
quite like a nice bush 2bh

>>68302208
need that goo from prometheus slathered across my balls like buttered toast

bring back hanging for skipping train fares I say

>>68302258
t. daily mail enthusiast

aussies should be hanged, drawn and quartered

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>>68302059
>JSA
How is £100 a week comfy?

>>68302258
Personally I say have a hard cunt as the conductor and if you can beat him in a fight you can go on for free

>>68302291
bollocks first please

think i'm going colourblind lads, can no longer tell the difference between the russian and bulgarian flags

>>68302290
t. train fare skipper
>>68302299
well, that'd be payment through gladiatorial means. which is fine, but if you won, it wouldn't be skipping a fare desu

>>68302313
why do you care about poor slavs
gimmick idea: shit on slavs

London will be 66%+ non white in the 2021 census

By the 2031 census white British will be a smaller group than white non British

>>68302384
Shouldn't look at race lad, we're all BRITISH

>>68302384
When whites are a minority, then we will have diversity

business idea: paint bubblewrap sheets red, sell them as "tension sheets"

>>68302407
FOY

>>68302384
will the rest of england still rely on us?

already done 3 wanks and on my 2nd pint

bit degenerate but i literally do not care

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>>68302384
there was this monty python skit about some middle class prod brit ridiculing catholics for having dozens of children whereas he has only two

everytime they have sex they have a child he says
but darling we do as well adds his wife

laugh track

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Decided to move to Australia after seeing this

>>68302465
sorry no i don't have a gf

>>68302443
goo la

>>68302467
me on the right
/brit/ on the left

t. 6'4 brick shithouse

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>>68302467
fuck off we're full

added mushrooms and cheese to my soup

lovely

theyll prob convert st pauls to a mosque to represent the new religious makeup of london

>>68302552
good

Did any of you lads get beaten when they were younger?

I always got the belt off my dad when I was naughty, think I secretly enjoyed it though hehe.

>>68302503

love this gimmick

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https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/oct/18/racial-identity-is-a-biological-nonsense-says-reith-lecturer
*Does a think*

>>68302560

my big brother used to beat me up almost daily. he broke my leg, knocked out a tooth and knocked me out cold. We get on well now funnily enough.

deport all non-whites

Who has Demi Rose Mawby's nudes?

>>68302593
"bollocks about how all races are the same"
- paki von foreignname

every time

>>68302593
ah yes
philosophers

>>68302033
Not so fast. This is not a Russo-Japanese war.

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>interview supposed to be an hour ago
>still haven't called to reschedule

AMA

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conducting an experiment

How did those ideas of free speech and other inalienable rights arise in Britbong land?

I mean, the Parliamentary system can't be enough. What incentive do nobles have to grant the commonwealth essential freedoms? Didn't the Parliamentary system (and its development) initially serve to just take power from the king and distribute it among local lords and the like?

>>68302593

I thought most reasonably intelligent and well-adjusted people realised this ages ago. I Hope he's not getting paid to give these lectures.

>>68302621
How did they go?

Still unemployed after 9 months. I think there is discrimination against guys with large willies.

>>68302630
I remember the day I put my Wipeout disc in the stereo and it started playing the soundtrack
blew my fucking mind
then I put Crash Bandicoot in and the static nearly blew my fucking ears

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>>68302642

>>68302593
>His life – he is the son of a British aristocratic mother and Ghanian anti-colonial activist father, raised as a strict Christian in Kumasi, then sent to British boarding school, followed by a move to the US in the 1970s; he is gay, married to a Jewish man and explores identity for a living – meant May’s comments were both “insulting and nonsense in every conceivable way”.
Hmmmmmmm

>>68302653
on the ps1 you could load up a game, take the disc out and put another in and then finish the level while playing the music from the newly inserted game

fucked up when it came time to load again

got an apple sticker collection under my table in my office lads. eaten quite a lot of apples here.

Long Island and New York City (except Bronx and Manhattan) should be immediately ceded to New Jersey

There is no reason for them to be part of New York and aesthetically they make New York state look silly

>>68302155
Treaty of Paris desu :^)

why is 4chan so obsessed with being gay? I bet I could find you one thread on every single board about it

>>68302689
*informs the cleaner who peels them all off the next day*

clean work-space
clean mind

lads I think non-Welsh posters might be autistic

did a really big poo, made me feel violated

just paused time, flew to Australia, found some bender about to have a poo and stuck my willy up his arse haha

Good evening people.

Literally spent £11,000 in the past week.

My entire life savings, only got £240 left

>>68302759
*charges you with rape*

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>>68302775

need a game that doesn't have much dialogue so i can listen to podcasts while i play

give me a rec

>>68302814
tetris

>>68302814
minesweeper

Anyone believe a word Lady Gaga is saying?

>>68302774
what did you buy lad?

>>68302814
space cadet pinball 3d

>>68302774
That's a lot of cocaine

>>68302802
>>68302759

>>68302671
amazing

>>68302814
path of exile

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Rate the 'sique lads

>>68302774
how
why

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing

what the fuck is wrong with faggots?

>>68302913
>what the fuck is wrong with faggots?
they're gay

>>68302913
You can't get double AIDS, so once you have it you stop having to worry about contraception

>>68302922
you're an idiot

>>68302936
And you're a prude

>see a post with lots of (You)s
>hover over them in order
>first few are "kek", "10/10", "my sides"
>eventually "put me in the screencap"
>gradually more accusations of the post being "red.dit"
>scroll through thread and it's other posts arguing with the (You) posts about what is and isn't red.dit
ahhh yes, the self-styled 'chon

>>68302844
>>68302858
>>68302893
Car, insurance, house deposit, stuff for said house, christmas and birthday presents for all family (everyone but me has a birthday in december)

>carry on the grudge came out two years ago

Christ alive I keep thinking it only just came out where have the last 2 years of my life gone

>>68303018
stop banging on about things that aren't actually things as if they were things

>>68303043
this thing

>>68302936
he meant contraction, presumably

but yes you have to be SERIOUSLY mentally diseased to want to contract hiv. Even to commit suicide. What an awful thing to do to yourself

>the valley that is Wales

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/12/06/oecd-pisa-report-does-uk-rank-international-school-league-tables/

>Within the UK, results vary, with students in England and Northern Ireland scoring 493 points in maths and students in Scotland scoring 491 points on average. However, Welsh students scored just 478 points - below the OECD average - a pattern which is reflected in reading and science.

Literally a good 13-15 difference between England, NI, Scotland and Wales lmao

>>68303139
>Scots 3 points worse than England


excellent

yorkshire tea time now.
but without milk and sugar :DDDDDDD

>>68303139
>be Welsh
>literally count sheep for a living
>keep falling asleep
>fix it by not teaching your kids how to count
genius, really

pissin for england

>>68303178
Get some piping hot Lipton black tea in you for the full English experience lad

>>68303178
I have mine with milk and 1 and a half sugar

>>68303198
yes, also i have an English breakfast tea.

>putting sugar in tea
>not being sweet enough already
Stick to hot chocolate, kiddo

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>water pipe mains burst nearby where I work
>all the houses and schools in the area have no water
>kids at the school in which I work are sent home
>boss will soon tell me I can go early as well

Harry Redknapp is brinking it. Nonce guaranteed.

>>68303215
>1 and a half sugar
wew
too many, too sweet...

>>68302033
>cucking for turks
typical anglo

>>68303275
>implying it wasn't just an excuse to put the Ruskies in their place

daily reminder that dark hair is the master race

>>68303261
I use 3 teabags in it as well haha

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got to write a short bio about myself and have my picture taken as my department is being featured in the company magazine

fucks sake I HATE this sort of stuff

>>68303345
Always get reminded of just how empty and pathetic my ""life"" is whenever people/sites ask me to describe myself and what I enjoy haha

>>68303275
>>68303335
this general is for anglo aussies only
>>>/balt/

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>wake up
>senna is still gone

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>>68303345
>join a new company
>they want you to do a 5 minute presentation about yourself, interests & previous jobs in front of all the other departments

>>68303343
thats great :D
i use one teabags everyday. black tea is awesome.

>>68303335
Red hair is the rarest, and therefore the best

found out yesterday two of the qt girls at work visit the chon

they both browse /soc/ and one said they go on /an/

>Relative Humidity 98%
Literally just fuck off

>>68303433
there are no girls on the internet haha

the japanese bf

>>68302162
this didn't work here and in Germany in the 70s hence our muslim population

>>68303378
I spend most of my freetime posting on a tibetian cliffdiving forum

>>68303486
he's not your bf, you just talked to him briefly about tea

>>68303412
fuck that

> when you're waiting for the red man to turn green at the traffic lights and you see some autist on the other side of the road holding his arms like a virgin

never fails to make me cringe

>>68303534
isn't that how it works?

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>got a slant maths teacher who's shit at teaching and has a thick accent

Glad the bloke in the pic exists or I would have been fucked

need a prince harry bf

>>68303412
I remember in school I won an essay writing contest so they made me read it infront of everyone at assembly. Not sure how I summoned the courage to do it

Just having a mental breakdown

Since privatisation, customer service has improved and many rail lines have seen enhancements in this field with better on-board and station services. Passenger satisfaction according to the National Rail Passenger survey has risen from 76% in 1999 (when the survey started) to 83% in 2013 and the number of passengers not satisfied with their journey dropped from 10% to 6%. However, the impact of the Hatfield rail accident in 2000 left services seriously affected for many months after.
According to a Eurobarometer poll, satisfaction with rail of UK respondents is the second highest in the EU, behind Finland. The poll found that average UK satisfaction over four different areas was 78%, ahead of France (74%), Germany (51%) and Italy (39%).

>>68303433
>they both browse /soc/

They probably both rated me 9/10 then

>>68303595
who's that in the picture (Patrick Jones)

Browsing the Guardian comment section apropos the Louise Casey report

>>68303412
Is that real?
No fucking way I'd be able to do that

>exams next week
>will either fail and kill myself or barely scrape by and disappoint my parents

on the horns of a dilemma lads

>>68303570
The only people that get through it well are the turbo normies.

>here's a slide of all my selfies, incase you haven't guessed I love selfies

ah yes

>>68303598

t. half chat

>don't look at me like that
>like what
>like you're doing
>that's just my face

is there any way around this?

>>68303668
Unfortunately yes, it's completely cringeworthy for everyone involved but upper management insist on it.

>>68303645
http://patrickjmt.com

This lad

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>>68303606
I use to be great at public speaking, I was even autistic enough to do the whole school captain thing in High School and had to give a speech in front of everyone

Have no idea how I managed to fuck it all up so badly from there

ate 5 apples yesterday lads

>>68303697
pull a face and refuse to look at them any other way

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Shall we begin, goyim?

>>68303727
6 here (Welsh apples)

>>68303727
>>68303757
what have you got against doctors?

>>68303753
fuck off

>>68303606
>>68303720

FON

>>68303753
Nah, your gimmick is fucking boring desu.

>>68303753
This is a worksafe board anon

>>68303753
PFM

>>68303753

haha mr. steinschlep, nice of you to join us

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>have to do presentation in front of my class
>ended up standing in a virgin pose
>kept getting words wrong and stuttering
>forgetting to say things
>can hear a couple of people laughing quietly and talking

>a japanese teaboo

what will they think of next

>>68303753

> no jew stamp

hmm...

>>68303844
whats a virgin pose
asking for a friend

>>68303844
Did that the first few seconds,thought about what would my father do and got 28/30 for the presentation.
Literally because of that I got friends.

need ideas to wank to lads im bored

>>68303891
Hang on, I'll show you, just stand up a sec
*you stand up*
THERE IT IS hahahahaha

>>68303891
its like the virgin walk, you do it unconsciously and only realise after doing it

>>68303916
business idea: wank but instead of your hands, use some bird's vagina

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>>68303919
>>68303921
hmm

>>68303956
That seems like a lot of hassle

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Hello I am look for and England

>>68303956
ridiculous concept, im out

>>68303959
*virgin walks toward you*

>be and england
>go down the car
CANNOT FABRICATE

>>68303974
yeah but i'd imagine a girl's vagina would be a nice place to put your willy

nice and moist

imagine if you actually love the girl, wouldnt that be nice haha

imagine actually being a virgin in 2017

just imagine it lads

going to heem the first runt I see in a baby pink face mask at the SOPHIE show lads

>>68304026
y-yeah just imagine haha

>>68304029
stop banging on about things that aren't actually things as if they were things

>>68304005
>>>>/IndianHumour/

Jeri Ryan was hawt

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>>68304026

>>68304026
2017 WILL BE MY YEAR LADS

first time I'll do the sex thingy with a girl without having to pay her

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>>68304004
the first ones are wrong, the second ones are """correct"""

normiebook /DramaAdd/videos/10154894294073291/

good stuff

>>68304041
can assure you this will be a thing
I like SOPHIE but this show will be full of internet runts

>>68304026
yeah c-crazy haha

*virgin walks towards you*

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>>68304055

but i thought 2016 was going to be your year? and 2015? what about those years, hmm?

>>68304091
well in 2015 I did lose my virginity (to a prostitute haha)

and 2016 isn't over yet, I'll be going to spain and stay there for 2 weeks, plenty of time h-haha

>>68304078
*pull up in my doc martens*
ah yes pc music, lobby therry i like that haha
*nod my head while the choons are being played, take a few snapchats*

im a virgin because im so superior to everyone that they arent worthy

doing a virgin stance

going into a virgin trance

Alright then

If I have no mates, no social life and I'm 4/10 (bad face, average and slim body) how do I go about losing my virginity? I have no pictures of myself after 2009 and I will look worse in person so I don't really want to trick people on dating sites or tinder.

Should I just get an escort? Maybe if I pay for some kinky stuff with sex as an extra I would pass as a non-virgin.

>>68304144
more like pull up in my baby blue tracksuit and platform air force ones
imagine men well into their 20s dressing like hannah diamond

>>68304169
you sound like me

I fucked an eastern-euro prostitute somewhere in europe

couldn't get it up haha

jack reacher is actually a very good film

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> tfw ywn be a virgin again

Just shaved my overgrown toenails on my extremely veiny feet, amaa.

>>68304196
>I fucked
>couldn't get it up

hmmm

>>68302297
It's free money

hungry

polnd

>>68304182
>baby blue tracksuit and platform air force ones
bit bent
nick their iphones

visiting virgin france

stop taking the mick

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>electronic music

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Charlie Brooker is always correct

erm, don't talk to me about pain unless you've kicked an ingrown toenail on the corner of something sweetie :^) x

ahh yes, the christmas party

can't wait to get felt up by all the 40-something single mums

got 50 Atavan pills today lads

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>>68304334
>tfw yew step on a le lego

>>68304356
>tfw never gone to a christmas party while single

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like the good paypig I am I just sent this to rosie

mind if i wild out

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SISSY

shit in my arse
shit in my arrrrrrrrrrse

poo on my face
then shit in my arse

>>68304377
>buying frumpy clothes for someone who's only worth existing for their body
should've been a balaclava mate

>>68304330
wtf am i looking at

>>68304323
>he doesn't like having a dance with his friends

>>68304377
is that the big titted one?

ahh yes, the christmas party

can't wait to get stared at all night by all the 20-something greasy skinned, creepy, obvious virgin betas who spend their free time shitposting on a Cantonese basketweaving forum

>>68304377
really?

i have no words

*does the virgin stare*

>leave the house for the first time in a few days
>Everything looks ultra HD out here

penis nigger bumhole fart

my christmas party was shit
no one hooked up and I was stuck with a guy from high school telling me about his first and only gay experience (this part was pretty funny tbf)

might have a wank

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>saying you would attend the christmas party

So many schoolgirls in sheer tights can't handle it lads

>bbc call "pizzagate" a conspiracy theory
>bbc covered up Jimmy Saville


Got some serious thinking going on here

>>68304501
>>68304511
yeah the thread is called /brit/ not /ausshit/ would you kindly fuck off please. thank you

>>68304558

Do you have a job?

4 days left to vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

business idea: charli xcx's pum pum wining pon mi cockey

Just got back from visiting Australia for my work's christmas party
Was a bit awks, this bender kept flirting with me so I span him a yarn about having a gay experience before, didn't want him to think I was a homophobe haha poor sod

havent left my room since 2011

>>68304584
Yes, and the easiest cop out of any optional business event is prior engagements. Unless you're naive enough to think they're going to fire you on the spot for declining?

>>68304596
nah he brought it up out of nowhere
said he thought he had AIDS

>>68302033
helo yes

i liek dis

>>68304615

> 2011

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>>68304592
Phantom typer isn't even there you shut cunt

>>68304643
because it's a vote for decent gimmicks

Australia will have more people of White British stock than Britain by 2020 2bh, you lads should be licking our feet and we might let you in when it all goes belly up

>>68304617

I was just wondering why you were posting Bradley at midday

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i'm proper in love with rei ayanami boys, i seriously love her so much

i get butterflies just looking at pictures of her

>>68304592
Genuinely surprised bollockposting has so many votes

>>68304668
lunch break posting lad

>>68304330
Is that true, you can't drive on a rating of less than 4.7?

>>68304421
Uber driver begging for 5 star ratings

>>68304662
Good post

>>68304677
ah yes, the typical virgin post

foggy out

>>68304681
aussies are mental for it

>>68304690

So you have those pictures on your phone?

>>68304701
Ballbusting is one of very few funny and regular gimmicks 2bh
Still voted for are Tim tho

>>68304715
are you some kind of casual?

struggling to choose between Bollockposting and Deano

>>68304592
Where's the /brit/ personality of the year poll?

>>68304330

would've given him a 1 star rating for that

>tfw you have a resting virgin face

>>68304730
spoilers: Deano doesn't have nearly enough votes

>>68304718

> ballbusting
> regular gimmick

nah

it's p funny when done well tho

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went to bunnings last night and bought the heaviest sledgehammer I could find, which is too heavy for me to lift on my own, so I've decided to dedicate the next few months of my life to strict training and diet regimen so i can finally fulfill my dream of pulverising my knackers into a fine red mist

>>68304727

Seems a bit gay mate

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>>68304700
i've had sex before but what's the point when nothing will EVER compare to rei

the bar is set too high so we may as well just drop it all and stop trying

>>68304662hes much better than half the shift there

>>68304750
yeah went with the goolies
Deano will carry well into 2017 imo

>>68304730

> not voting for the 3rd eye gimmick

smfh

>>68304757
I quite like the little random posts in response to people, they're posted very often

@68304766

virgin post identified

I will stop shit posting if Trump releases his tax returns

>>68304801
he already admitted hes a tax cheat

When a tranny chops their dick off and makes a fanny hole instead, how do they keep the insides clean?

I will stop shit posting if I release the vicegrip on my testicles

>>68304823
STOP

>>68304823
the dick is turned into a plunger, nothing is left to waste

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bit sad that runtposting died off

it had potential

anyone else got a gimmick they wish had survived a bit longer?

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>>68304787
a strong contender but ballbusting is in a league of its own

>>68304823
wtf I hate trannys now

>>68304844
the wifebeating one

>>68304844
storm

>>68304887

elaborate

>>68304836
did you even understand the fucking question?

>>68304844
It takes quite a while to formulate a decent long runtpost and often times you won't get a single (You) for it
What good is a gimmick if you aren't getting any returns on the time invested

just noticed that the 67 mixtape lets lurk is 67 minutes long

>>68304921
why I stopped tbf
t. foremost runtposter who wrote half the pastebin

>>68304914
there was some american runt who was named storm hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCRhpJxNabc
dad's done me a video

>>68304863
bollockposting definitely deserves to win
the only one that actually makes me laugh

>going to do the bull run with my bollocks painted red

>>68304945
post pastebin

>>68304844
my three gimmicks launched this year
ballbusting
burning my dog with my ciggy for barking
assaulting my gf in various ways

>save up for something for a month
>see that it's still in stock
>order it
>success
>waiting for it to arrive
>suddenly get an email saying I will be refunded because they realise they didn't actually have any in stock


RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68304972
some aussie made it

>tfw never had a gimmick catch on
>my /brit/ legacy is that one lad that has all my pictures saved

Nothing more sad than claiming that you created a gimmick you actually didn't

>>68305021
what the fuck

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raisins are highly underrated

just chugged 6 boxes of these in a row

starting to enjoy kpop lads

>>68305062
>tfw no sunmaid gf

>>68305038
>tfw my only gimmick past on is the "hahahaha hey lads!!" gimmick

hehe

>>68305051

check the archives from 6 months if you don't believe me la'

I created the gimmick of claiming that you created a gimmick but actually didn't

fite me kunt2

>>68305090

i actually started that gimmick, not even joking as well but no one will ever believe me...

>>68305090
think you'll find that was me sweetie :)

kunt fite me

Ah yes, another upset and presumptuous Aussie wanker

>>68305117
me

>>68305117
me

>>68305117
not me

>>68305117
them

don't think I've ever met a jewish person in my life

shooting up a school lads tbqh

>>68305204
Unironically going to report this to GCHQ

>>68305187
went to school with a jewish girl and used to say all sorts of antisemitic nazi shit but she laughed it off probably because she fancied my uncircumcised gentile willy

Just shows you - the Ghurkas. Maybe the British forces are the best because they encompass the best elements of many different nationalities.

Testing

Is anyone there

>>68305204
let it be known to gchq that i denounce this post