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A T H L E T I C

first for me

virgin walk
ˈvəːdʒJn wɔːk

noun
1.
A pattern of walking characteristic of someone who has never had sexual intercourse, typically manifesting as an uneven and self-conscious gait.


>2017
>still having the virgin walk
don't do it lads

doing a virgin post

I'll be hosting a special game for you all in 30 minutes ;)

>>68300196
delete this

Unironically get panic attacks when I walk into a lecture

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>ywn live in a Biodome on the south pole and get into all sorts of shenanigans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIUU8o3L8-o

hello im here

could absolutely heem everyone of you runts

doing a virgin wank

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seriously considering hiring a prozzie just for the purpose of curing my virgin walk lads

Thoughts?

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>lol you nerds
>when you walk past a girl just have a slightly smug wry look on your face and look directly at them

>they get insecure as fuck and its hilarious

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>make eye contact with a girl
>attempt to bluff
>manage to hold up for a few seconds
>finally lose control and break out into a full-on virgin stare
>see the sudden realisation in her expression
>she bursts out laughing and points me out to her friends
>they all notice my glaringly obvious virign stare as well
>know instantly that they're making fun of me for being a 23 year old virgin

brits are poofters

>>68300224
used to get this in secondary school, I'd always be late and whenever I got to the door I'd freeze up and panic.

I hated walking in and everyone stop working to look at you haha

>>68300236
don't, they make you wear a 'dom

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>she's here

>>68300236
You're still a virgin, it's just like having a wank

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>that one lad in lectures who always sits in the middle and tries to make the seats beside him as inviting as possible but everyone subconsciously avoids him so his entire row plus the seats directly in front and behind him are empty.

>>68300236
prozzies don't count
the only way to lose your virginity is to have unprotected vaginal sex to completion with a willing and attractive partner

>>68300258
T H I S

I stop breathing and everything wew

>banging on about lectures like they're something everyone has been to
nah actually some of us have jobs

>tfw virgin smell

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>Canadians who posts in /brit/ thinking they're enjoyed or welcome

unironically walk weird around girls

this new gimmick is highly toxic for me

>>68300271
once sat behind a girl in a lecture and she dropped her pen somehow behind her chair so i picked it up for her and she said thank you

dropped out the next day

>This thread

you're not even 30 posts in and it's pathetic

who? me?
*points at myself while shrugging my shoulders*
*looks behind me to scan my surroundings*
*looks back at the person who yelled something*
*blushes*
are you talking to me?

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>bruces still posting

*does the virgin stare*

foggy out

have claw hands and don't know how to hold them when I walk

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>bruces still posting

*does the virgin whip nae-nae*

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>walking down the road on my way home
>see group of girls walking towards me
>fuck.png
>start to cross road
>they also start crossing the road
>halfway across
>begin to panic
>abandon crossing the road
>turn back around and go back to the same side
>start walking again
>hear the girls shout mean degrading things to me
>start running home choking back tears

tfw I accidentally do the virgin existence

>>68300246
it works totally

girls can smell your fear, if you just look amused when you do it I garuantee you will get the results I described

you just need to not be excessively short or fat or ugly

>>68300236
if youre a virgin out of anxiety and shit, it's actually a good idea.

if you're a virgin for another reason, it won't do anything for you.

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>come into lecture
>all the foreign types with their hooka pipes say waheyooo
>*walks like an Egyptian*

>>68300337
>doing the virgin walk unironically
mate

i lost my virginity to a buffting when i was 21 that's pretty much robot status

doing a virgin poo

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Have I got the virgin lips lads?

doing a virgin cuba libre
*siiiiiip*

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>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf

shan't be giving my virginity to a whore, it shall be kept for me and me only

>>68300341
not sure you understood the essence of my hatpost

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>screenshot of a picture

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>>68300370
this

>tfw you get a photo with your friends and your virgin socks are showing

reee

>>68300373
hows that

What is the most films you've watched in a single day? My previous record was four but I might break that today.

>wake up
>the state of this thread

guess its back to bed

>>68300400
probably about 4 or 5 as well

>>68300402
>he virgin sleeps

>>68300397
doesn't seem odd you're trying to intimidate random bints you're walking past?

How the fuck do you call people up and ask them to write a reference?

Utter fucking shit tb h

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>"Whats that anon? you're still a virgin?"
>"I-I don't mind, I-I am t-too"
>"Be g-gentle"

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in a bad mood today

reckon i'll be bad company so i won't be posting much

>>68300400
watched all 4 of the pirates of the Caribbean over the Christmas break with one of my mates

it was just me and him left in the university halls as everyone else had gone back for uni and we chilled out every night for 2 weeks watching films, playing pool and table football, and playing fifa on the xbox.

great times

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Any virgin runts here?

I'm gonna kick your arse

>>68300433
virgins are shit at sex, male and female

>money saved from my last job is decreasing rapidly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbFg3rE-nsk

>>68300449
bit gay

>>68300413

Which ones did you watch? I might try and watch the last couple Tarkovsky films I need to see to try and motivate myself to stay awake.

>>68300452
>posts anime
KEK

>>68300463
could absolutely out sex you lad, would have you howling in a matter of seconds

>>68300463
how are girls shit at sex? they literally just lay still while I do all the work

>>68300463
Hahahaha how would you know if virgin men are shit at sex you fucking bender

>>68300433
when I did actually lose my virginity the girl was a virgin too but I pretended otherwise

>>68300425
not intimidate

its just a subtle form of banter by making them uncomfortable

@463
virgin

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might start a giant puffball farm and market the puffball "steaks"

>>68300449
Sound bent

Did the exact same with a m8 of mine, but with Halo instead of Fifa

>>68300487
sound like a fucking creep 2bh

no wonder you still have the virgin alk

>>68300477
That means they're shit

>>68300477
t.virgin

>>68300463
Female virgins above 20 literally do not exist

>>68300479
;)))))))

>>68300506
rude
maybe im not communicating it properly but im not a creep by any means

>>68300501
bit gay

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started howling lads

had a look at the time and just thought about all the normie wageslave runts working right now

haha fucking runts

>>68300501
>>68300472
yeah I know it sounds gay as fuck

>>68300510
so what do non-shite ones do?

>>68300521
not a virgin mate, I have a gf who I shag regularly

On the bus going to my shit office job again, ho hum might as well neck myself

>>68300487
sad you care enough though
those girls haven't given you more than a moment's thought

could beat anyone here in a running race

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What did she mean by this?

*does a little dance*

>>68300551
Why not drive anon? Surely your car is better than the bus.

>>68300541
t. still lives with his mum and everyone thinks he's a loser

>>68300433
thank god you didn't piss the bed at least

>>68300551
what u do bruz
get a coffee and a nice treat its going to be alright:)

thought of a really cracking ballbag post as i was going to sleep last night, but naturally i couldn't be fucked to get up and write it down, so it's gone to the realm of shit i've forgotten, alongside how to socialise and reasons to live

>>68300541
Unironically wake up at 7am every day despite being a NEET and am much happier than when I used to wake up at 2pm or later

>>68300561
-makes a little love-

>>68300556
dont care at all

pretty sure my brother suspects me of being an alt-rightist

>>68300563
Because my town is terrible for driving and I'd rather not give my money to the petroleum jew

>>68300543
Push back on your dick if you're fucking them from behind. Get on top and grind on your dick. Etc etc

*invests heavily in a 30% stake in the emerging "virgin [activity]" market*

going make a killing on this one lads

>>68300559
Ah yes, "just put yourself out there"

Very nice

all that she wants is another baby
she's gone tomorrow boy

>>68300559
>or either you
she better be foreign

called someone racist in greggs earlier lads

>>68300578
I work for local government

>>68300477
laugh whenever i see someone think girls can't be good or bad at sex

plain as day to see you're a novice

proper girls have tekkers

Have to make an important phone call at 10 lads

How do I avoid the dreaded virgin voicemail?

>>68300607
Remember to diversify all the systematic risk from your virgin portfolio

>>68300236
i don't know what its like down under but I've gotten them in ireland(provider gives me a british flag for some reason) and it was class

absolutely stunning bird, chatted for a few, she gave me the best sex even, had a shower, got a beer and left
best €100 I've ever spent

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gimmick idea: steal someone's image and do some exceptionally bad posts with it so people associate the image with bad posts, hence ruining the person's ability to post said image in a respectable manner

>>68300473
it was just a bunch of kung fu stuff I watched while I was feeling sick

Zu: Warriors From Magic Mountain, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Drunken Master, The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, and Legendary Weapons of China

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invited a normie friend over to my apartment once and all he said was "your place is super virgin"

what does that even mean

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>>68300614
She isn't, just thick

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Would eat this if not for the fucking scrambled eggs

>>68300640
I associate >le toade with bad posts already

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walked into the barbers and when it was my turn he didn't even ask what I wanted, he just said "the virgin cut again m8?"

>>68300657
that's the breakfast layer

I've put the sunday roast in the oven lads.

>>68300655
I'll allow for some dodgy grammar and spelling mistakes but that is unreadable.

Good looking half caste girls are better looking than most white girls, don't let some autists on the chan tell you otherwise

>having a virgin roast

>>68300652
you'll understand once you stop being a virgin

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>>68300668
>>68300652

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

choon lids

wish some normie girl would take me under her wing and make me her project

i dont like being a virgin, she could film it and call it the virgin project haha

>>68300662
did i ask for your opinion

>>68300668
t. limmy

>>68300703
You know the singer is a black man, right

>move house
>need to set up broadband
>go on comparison site
>it recommends "virgin"
fuck sake, leave me alone

>>68300689
tanned white girls are better you pleb
Europeans are onjectively the most attractive race

Started listening to the radio 1 playlist on Spotify to keep up to date with normie music

>>68300722
Enjoy your static IP

Went into the brothel and they asked whether I wanted the girl who's good with virgins
What did they mean by that

*gimmick incorporating virgin media and the new virgin gimmick*

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>move house
>need to set up broadband
>go on comparison site
>virgin is not available in your area

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gonna visit the states lads
lady at check in said they had a plane especially for "people like me", I can't wait

>>68300640
Kind of what poleaboo did to fedoras

>>68300727
Normies over the age of 13 don't listen to radio 1 lad.

>>68300726
>european race

fuck off continental

>>68300730
you can change it, it just takes a bit of effort

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

Hate it when twats drive a new gimmick into the ground immediately and it gets boring quickly rather than letting it hang around for a while and pop up to make you chuckle when you least expect it

>>68300748
No you can't. You can set up circumstances where it might change when it refreshes, but even that's not guaranteed.

>>68300727
>started new job
>runts play the normie radio stations
>all i hear al day is
>I'm sitting in the corner watching you kiss her
>Shoutout to my ex your really quite the man!
>So baby pull me closer in the backseat of your Rover

I've noticed a trend though, most of all these popular normie songs have some weird obscure incomprehensible noise, literally they all sound the same.

>>68300747
*HEEMS you*

>>68300770
I listen to normie FM when driving, I'm beginning to like it

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ahh yes, England

>>68300745
I'm not listening to radio 1 I'm listening to the playlist

>>68300740
>>68300737
>>68300722
Gimmick mind

>>68300770
Are you a builder or do some other kind of menial work?

>>68300763
every good gimmick has an immediate boom then a lull, then every mention becomes a looping reference back to when it was big
look at "machine operator" for a prime example

Brits are objectively the most attractive european subrace.

was at a cooking course learning to cook and the chef told everyone to grab some oil, everyone started using olive oil but I wasn't allowed, i had to use extra-virgin olive oil

>>68300791
>radio 1 doesn't put songs they regularly play in their playlist

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all these people anxious about being a virgin need to calm down
one of the most successful entrepreneurs in the world is still a virgin, do you think he cares? of course not

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was going on holiday to magaluf with the lads and we all went to the desk to buy our tickets. all the other lads got their tickets fine and I thought it'd be the same for me: I'd just get the ticket fly over without anyone realising, and once there quietly lose it to some slag.

however when she entered my details it kept giving an error and saying I had to buy a virgin airlines ticket and when the lads realised they told me to fuck off because they didn't want my virgin walk ruining their chances of "slaying gash".

remain a virgin to this day

>>68300770
radio and chewing gum being the two constant friends one has whilst working

>>68300801
Should have gone to specsavers mate

>>68300794
yeah just started working for my dad construction firm so i cant escape it haha

obsessing over virginity is a sure sign of being a virgin

Mussolini had a bachelor tax for single men over the age of 30 in order to encourage population growth.

can you imagine?

"h-hi Giuliana... Il Duce says we need to f-fu I mean marry... so ah... how about coming over next thursday my mum can make some p-pasta... and we can listen to the radio"

>tfw too dumb to be british

>>68300814
Why are you attempting to claim the songs radio 1 plays aren't normie songs, its objectively wrong and makes you look like a stupid mong

>>68300833
This would work if adultery and divorce laws were the same though.

>>68300726
There are different races within europe you twat

>tfw getting a Virgin Atlantic flight to the British Virgin Islands and ordering a virgin sex on the beach

>Phone up speculatively for job
>"And what university was it again?"
>The university of life
>And your previous job?"
>Machine operator
>"Ahh, yes ok, one last question are you a virgin?"
>Y-yes

didnt get the job

Got to make that call in 40 minutes

Scared i might sound like a complete virgin

Virgin liking this virgin new virgin gimmick
t. virgin

wish girls would just come up to people and ask for sex, would make it much easier for the both of us

maybe this is just my virgin speak but i think this would help

>tfw too masculine to be swedish

>>68300785
*leicester

Is there any way to consistently increase the amount of cum you produce? Feel silly when it's the third wank of the day and just a little dribble

>>68300892
celery and pineapple juice

>>68300849
Why are you attempting to claim the songs radio 1 plays arenormie songs, its objectively wrong and makes you look like a stupid mong

>Going to Magaluf
>Going to Benidorm
I honestly hope you're doing it ironically

>>68300880
virgin jokes are way funnier once you've lost it

>>68300840
do you regret choosing to be swedish

>>68300881
If that's how it worked girls would just be asking attractive blokes (not you) lol

>girls who don't like swallowing cum

are they lesbians?

>>68300892
Zinc lad

>>68300903
>Shagaluf
>Bentidorm

haha

>>68300905
wouldn't know to be honest
for the reason that I have never once done it sexually with a lady and am therefore a virgin

>>68300892
Take zinc tablets and drink lots of fresh juice, works for me. And wank less

Born and raised in England but only ironically desu

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bought this hoody and shall be wearing it out in manchester today, if you see me come say hi

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>>68300862
that's classed as a hate crime lad
call the rozzers

>>68300952
'sheed

White people must play a role in integration too

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>Afghan migrant suspected of raping and murdering an EU official's daughter he may have met through her work with refugees.

>Hussein K., just 17, has been linked by his DNA to the murder of Maria Ladenburger, 19, a medical student whose father is a senior legal adviser to the European Commission in Brussels.

>Maria worked in her spare time in the ancient university city of Freiburg helping out the migrants in various shelters and homes. But in October, as she cycled home after a party, she was ambushed, raped and then drowned in a river.

Ngl this one made the rorke rise in me

Alright lads, it's time to game

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=180

10 slots max so don't wait up

>>68300974
yeah, master

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this is the average british male in 2016

>>68300988
#NotAllMigrants

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me n the lads

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>Phone up speculatively for job
>"And what university was it again?"
>The university of life
>And your previous job?"
>Machine operator
>"Ahh, yes ok, one last question....no, it seems silly to ask but you understand it's just protocol...obviously it's clear you're not..."
>"Are you a virgin, sir?"
>N-No..
>"what?"
>Pshh, no way....
>"Wha....hang on...<muffled>Sir, this one sounds like a fucking virgin....I know, unbelievably.....<muffled>..."
>"Sir, please look directly into the camera while we check for the virgin stare"
didnt get the job

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Snowing out again
got 2 comforters on
You could say I'm double comfy

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>>68301026

>>68301010
132
not averse to a spicy curry

>>68301034
literally me

>>68301048
123

>>68301018
Made me think of a funny post idea parodying that replicant test in Bladerunner but for virgins

But I'm already in bed so not tonight

>>68300940
have you tried being yourself?

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Come along now then lads, only a few slots left

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=180

i have a tabby cat

>>68301082
this is actually what worked for me

>>68301082
what, a virgin?

off to centrelink lads might glass some abos if they start asking for me dole haha

>>68300153
>gf want to move in with me
how do I stop this happening? I just want my privacy I mean I'm fine with her staying weekends and shit but I don't think I could tolerate her (or anyone) 7 days a week

Work in a shop and the "Christmas bonus" is a £35 gift voucher that can only be spent in the shop and has to be redeemed before the end of December

What a load of shit just gonna spend it on alcohol 2bh

>>68301130
you have your answer in your post lad

>>68301130
say no you pussy

>>68301134
paki shop is it

>>68301130
can't imagine this scenario 2bh

always break up soon after they start chatting about feelings

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>>68301107
tell me more about your kot

>>68301143
I fucking jokingly said when she suggested it I don't think I could deal with spending 7 days a week with another person and she kicked off like IM NOT JUST ANOTHER PERSON THOUGH IM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE etc etc
>>68301158
I just lie about my feelings, it's worked so far

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>>68301174

>>68301186
she hates other cats, and will always hiss and yowl at them if they get too close

>>68301156
No Aldi m8

Wouldn't buy any of their shite with my real money but I suppose I'll take their alcohol

>>68301207
did she ever have any littlekots

>>68301211
>paki shop is it
>Aldi
>no
uhhh

>>68301211
>he doesnt shop at aldi

fuck off turbo millionaire who shops exclusively at waitrose and gets his food shipped in from other countries to be cooked fresh by his personal chef

george, george, george of the jungle
strong as he can be
watch out for that tree!

>>68301234
post fucking machines

>>68301197
>I just lie about my feelings, it's worked so far
I'm a dreadful liar though

If you dont shop exclusively at the follow supermarkets you are a runt:

Marks & Spencers
Morrisons
Aldi
Tesco

well hello /brit/ the greatest general, correct?

>>68301232
Aldi is from Germany ma- ah, yes I see your point.

>>68301233
As an employee of Aldi - our stuff is shit

>>68301257
shut the fuck up and post them you runt

>>68301245
I got aspergers so I think always talking a monotone voice with no facial expression helps, plus I don't really know how I feel to begin with so it's ok for me

>>68301257
ah yes

>>68301257
post fucking machines

- wanker loves his fucking -s

>>68301266
thats not me you stupid cunt

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its not getting any better

just bought a copy of january vogue; david cameron's wife has a whole story for herself, skett

Definitely reckon I probably have the 'tism but terrified of being diagnosed and becoming "that guy" in the family.

>>68301289
post fucking machines

>>68301289
>wah wah you've got the wrong guy pleaaaase
shut up and post them you worthless shite

>>68301174
me on the left

>>68301307
the spectrum is really fucking wide lad

there are spergs like you on it but there are also runts who don't communicate at all and keep fidgeting like crack addicts because they need to feel their bodyparts constantly

there was this one kid who kept bending his head so hard that he broke his neck haha

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https://twitter.com/YouAndBabe/status/797564390354468864

>>68301320
>>68301321
make me you nimwitted rorkes

Working at a supermarket has shocked me at the amount we waste. There are crates upon crates of wasted food at the end of every day and the majority of it would be perfectly fine for consumption. For example we take half of the bread off sale and waste it 2 days before it's best before date. Mental. At the very least we should be able to take that stuff home for free or something, or it should be donated to homeless shelters and charities. But we just fucking bin it.

>>68301352
post fucking machines

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Lads

>>68301352
post them

>>68301352
he has done great harm to this flag

>>68301369
if I wanted a slag with mong eyes I'd call my cousin to come back from Edinburgh

>>68301369
"Don't mind small hands 2bh, makes me feel like a big guy haha"

>>68300906
yeah id like to take a hammer to my own face desu

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>>68301369
What does big hands have to do with trivia?

>>68301349
Yeah but i'd rather people think i'm weird than actually, clinically autistic

>>68301398
post fucking machines

>>68301352
post fuck machines

>>68301350
Fucking disgusting

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>>68301398
post the fucking machines mate

>>68301398
fucking machines

is crohnes disease the poo one?

>tfw all I listen to now is synth, vapourwave, and other indie shit
Fuck how will I ever have a discussion with normdrones about music now?

>>68301490
those will be mainstream in the next 5 years

>>68301490
>falling for the /mu/ memes
brought it on yourself 2bh, there's plenty of good music that's also acceptabel to normies

>>68301490
More like how will you ever have a discussion with anyone who listens to music

which bird should i fug in stardew valley?

did you see that ludicrous display last night

>>68301518
stop banging on about things that aren't things as if they were things

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>when the teacher tells you to get your sex education stampbooks out and yours is completely blank

>>68301548
>tfw you are away on sexual education tutorial day so you get paired with a mongoloid for the peer-to-peer penis inspection

Got 5 of us, NEED two more

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=180

>Direct orders to sever penises and guides on how to do them were broadcast widely by Thai media to Thai women, famous Thai women endorsed inflicting penis severing on Thai men and it was deemed to be an "empowering act" to sever penises by the Thai which led to the widescale spread of Thai women severing the penises of Thai men. The surge in "female empowerment" by the feminist women's wave in the 1970s helped boost the massive outbreak of Thai women severing the penises of Thai men. The penises were feed to animals by Thai women

>tfw you werent a thai man in the 1970s

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Reckon she might be a virginophobe lads

daily reminder for daily reminder issuers to issue their daily reminders

>>68301508
Never go on /mu/ desu, just genuinely quite like those genres. Could not name a song in the top 40 or anything atm don't think. People I know all seem to like club tracks and shit
>DUDE WAIT FOR THIS SICK DROP LMAO

>>68301604
Wut

doing the virgin play videogames

Going to have a big bowl of rice with tabasco sauce

>>68301636
oh that reminds me, thanks
*orders a new batch of runt feed*

Only listen to guitar music

have not read a single post in this thread

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>>68301629

should I wank today

or tomorrow?

Eating beans on toast RIGHT NOW

attention all brits now that /int/ has finally been founded we clearly deserve our own place in the world (which belongs to us anyway)

hence I found the glorious general of /brit/, devouted to British people of all kinds and races, excluding Pakis

have a go at it lmao don't forget to bump one in a while

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>>68301670
>Wanking less than 1 a day
Ah yes, a low test runt

>Penis severing Thai women took inspiration from the enthusiastic broadcasting and publishing of penis severing in the Thai media. A blender was used by a Thai woman to destroy the penis of a Thai man, while a helium balloon was fastened to a different Thai man's penis and ducks ate the penis of a Thai man after they were given it by his wife.
fuck sake
how much do you reckon they charge to do it today

>>68301505

vaporwave died in 2015

Alri,

Going on a /brit/ sabbatical until next christmas
Keep the toilet seat warm for me

Love and waffles,
J xo

>>68301636
User to do that kind of shit all the time when I was a student povvo 2bh

>>68301718
Alri Jo

vote lib dem

>>68301694
why /brit/ and not /uk/?

>>68301735
*votes labour*

>>68301735
would genuinely rather nail my bollocks to this table

>>68301740
because we're Brits, not Unitedkingdomians

>>68301756
Do it. Periscope it

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>>68301756
*Nails your bollocks to a table*
Heh, you're going to need medical cannabis now son

Med Bil Etov

Sat in a meeting lads, they think I'm taking minutes but I'm actually on the 'chon haha

>>68301774
>we

Don't come back, Pawel.

>>68301740
then we'd have to let northern direland is

>>68301749
literally why

>>68301784
medical marijuana is such a gimmick, we all know everyone pushing for it is a recreational user

>>68301795
bizarro Deano

>>68301808
well I'm certainly more British than certain Scots that's a given

>>68301820
Well the lib dems want to go full legalisation mode so no need to worry

>>68301825
There is one man here who is a middle aged Deano talking about the lottery.

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>>68301816
Up the revolution lad

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>>68301814
S-STOP

>destroying your body with hard drugs like marjiuana
degeneracy

una vela

who's going to win /brit/ personality of the year lads

imo jewish fuck machine has it in the bag

>>68301917
Wish there were more Jannys about to shut him down 2bh

>>68301917
Zac

>all these yanks itt calling it 'marijuana'
FOY

>>68301917
How about generic Australian #53 I think he's had a good year

>>68301953
>implying there are that many
lol nah

also Deano's gonna bag it

business idea: DDOS google

>the two most significant current Irish military deployments are peacekeeping missions to save refugees in the med and protect Israel's occupation of the golan heights

Really causes one to ponder

>>68301940
dont know how its spelted haha just copying others x

what am i like

>>68301917
quite clearly ribenaboo

his dedication to the art is beyond anyone else

getting arrested repeatedly to make up for his sheer lack of personality

genius

>>68301505
Synth and vaporwave are already mainstream

>>68301969
>Irish """""""military"""""""

>>68302033
>>68302033