/brit/

pozz cuckolding

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>this is a """mountain""" in england
heh

My co͏mpute̕r ̛k̨e͜e̕ps̶ ̵ma̴k̶i̷n͠g҉ we̴ir͘d n̡oi͘s҉e̸s ̧l̸a҉ds

>>68298728
looks like a fucking mountain to me lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk

>>68298720
my point is you're ultimately just running from yourself but see yourself reflected in others so you want to run away from ALL "self" rather than have to deal with the thought of creating anxiety in other selves.

if you love yourself you can love the world

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post the closest house of worship to your abode

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>>68298762
nothin personnal kid

capitalism is the best system in human history

prove me wrong

>>68298728
I've been up there

it's a mountain

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this is a mountain in America

it's almost 3 miles tall

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>>68298772

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>>68298772

>>68298802
what's a mile lol

>>68298793
it's the worst system in human history except all the others

why do we climb mountains?

>>68298802
*almost 4 miles

FUCK

>>68298814
1000km

>>68298802
never post about america or its shitty runtains again

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>>68298802
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST

WHY ARE THE BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR FUCKING NATURE NOW? BRAG ABOUT YOUR CAPITALIST HELL ECONOMY IF YOU MUST IGNORE HALF YOUR NATION BEING IN POVERTY. BRAG ABOUT YOUR USELESS ARMY BECAUSE IT IS 'BIG' AND 'WORLD POLICE' EVEN THOUGH IS HAS NEVER ARRESTED ANYONE.

BUT NATURE? SOMETHING YOU DID NOTHING TO FUCKING EARN? JESUS CHRIST. I'M SEETHING. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF STUPID NATIONALISM. THIS IS WHAT YOU EXPECT FROM AFRICANS BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR FUCKING WATER GENIES AND FUCKING FOREST MAGIC POTIONS. BRAGGING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT NATURE HAVE TO THEM. UNLESS YOU WORSHIP THE SUN AND LIVE IN THE AMAZON YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PRETEND NATURE IS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN PUSHED YOUR CART AROUND A FUCKING DEPRESSING CITY ZOO TO STARE AT HALF DEAD ELEPHANTS WHILE HOT DOG VENDORS YELL IN THE BACKGROUND SO FUCK OFF TALKING ABOUT 'NATURE'

MOUNTAINS ARE JUST BIG FUCKING LUMPS OF SHIT THAT GET IN THE WAY OF WIND, NOTHING LIVES THERE, YOU CAN'T CLIMB THEM UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN AND EVERYONE IN THISTHREAD IS A NEPALESE SHIRPA ON A PROXY. CANYONS ARE SCARS I HAVE ACNE SCARS AND THEY ARE UGLY SO DON'T BRAG ABOUT YOUR COUNTRIES SCARS. OH WOW YOU HAVE A DESERT, HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR GOVERNMENT HIDING THINGS THERE. OUR GOVERNMENT CAN'T HIDE FROM US. IF WE HAD AN AREA 51 WE'D BE ABLE TO SELL THE ALIEN CORPSES IN EVERY HOME. YOU ARE BEING LIED TO AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LIE BECAUSE ITS IN A FUCKING SANDCASTLE.

>>68298818
to prove that we can

>>68298828
>Anonymous

Stopped reading there

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Post aesthetic mountains from your country

NO HILLS, BERMS, BUMPS OR SLOPES ALLOWED

just heard some runt crash his car just outside my window lads

fucking howling

>>68298806
beautiful thailad, you ever been?
>>68298810
>love for all hatred for none

nice message innit

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>>68298828
not a letter

>>68298823
woah

>>68298772
It's a bit shit really

>>68298828
obsessed

>>68298818
to hug the mountain
to envelope that mountain

>>68298826
Tallest mountain in Britain: 4413 feet (lol not even a mile should be called a mountainlet

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>>68298828
>IF WE HAD AN AREA 51
Snowden reckons this place is capable of intercepting almost all communications worldwide.

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>>68298772

>>68298828
I've never seen a brit so jealous of America

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alri thailad

>>68298879
God even our secret military bases look silly

>>68298852
Yeah, I've been to a few temples.

Buddhism is comfy af

The feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4

;_;

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>>68298840

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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>68298897
>tuppence a bag
>for fucking stale breadcrumbs
>she probably spends it on opium, that's why she's homeless

Fuck that bitch, I'm not feeding those disease-riddled flying rats

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>>68298891
alri

>>68298854
>vomitchan.jpg
>>68298885
impressive. sikh? muslim?
>>68298896
>>68298896
>Buddhism is comfy af
yeah my dad is buddhist

business idea: let the free market decide

>>68298917
>yeah my dad is buddhist
>Canada

Why am I not surprised

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>>68298907

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How cozy would it be to live in a city inside a hollowed-out mountain? I'm not talking about hills, the sort you'd see somewhere in England, but real Mountains.

>>68298900
Very aesthetic

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> yfw a FUCKING PRISON COLONY is safer and has a lower crime rate than fucking Britain

>>68298918
>le lazy fair economics

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parents arent at home lads

>>68298942
post fucking machines

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>>68298772

honestly dont get why people are trying to act macho about their countries geographical features

knew this was going to happen the instant mountains were mentioned

>>68298930
Not too cozy I imagine cabin fever would set in p quick desu you'd have The Shining on your hands in no time

>>68298923
he's a white baby boomer brummie with a decalcified third eye
>>68298946
wew. looks brutalist, kind of soviet almost.

>>68298946
In the name of Allah I command you:
D E L E T
T H I S

>>68298894
Britain is a silly country

>be from melbourne
>its comfy
>move to brisbane
>its too hot and traffic jams 24/7
ah yes

>>68298960
honestly it's just another manifestation of toxic masculinity

mountains are phallic in nature so sociocultural norms take over which unfortunately means toxic masculinity

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>>68298960
at least it's not the classic HDI argument

thailad

>>68298936
hasn't been a prison colony in years mate whereas we have Scotland and northern direland

>>68298930
Why is North America so blessed in the landscape department?

fucking cunts

>>68298983
Come get shitfaced with me on friday evening, you fucking bender

Need a boyfriend

>>68298930
ahah alright Gimli

>>68298984
I sure hope you're a girl because you sound like a faggot.

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>>68298968
I like when they light it up at night

>>68298960
t. mountainlet

Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin

would like to know what makes that yank believe he's welcome here

>>68299025
mate how good is Seal

>>68299014
t. slept through gender studies

>>68298999
sorry satan i dont meet strangers off 4chan

Just found out that this weekend is the second consecutive 3 day weekend in a row :>

4 days left of voting

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214

the tallest building in a society says a lot about its priorities
what's the tallest building in your city?

>>68299031
would take any yank over the canadians desu

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>>68299071
Although there are others under construction set to overtake it.

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>tfw you find out your ASMR waifu is a god-botherer

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>>68298960

I just find mountains to be quite beautiful and wanted to share that sense of awe I get from looking at them with you desu

>>68299066
wasnt bollocks posting introduced in the 4th quarter of 2015?

>>68298960
t. landlet

>>68299066
not impressed that um no sweetie and deano have so few votes 2bqh

>>68299066
Very strong contenders this year. Hard to choose

Why do low class British girls sound awful but posh girls might have the best accent in the world

>>68299107
Same. I thought deano was introduced just at the right time to get a lot of support

Tim is the only acceptable option

Shame his new flat doesn't have a name like Spracklen House though

Remember white women

Dont have kids

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38145118

>>68299097
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214
and its basically dead now

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>>68299071
whright in a benis

>>68299066
Ah yes, bollockposting

BRAAAAAAAAAAPPP

I want to sniff that sweet thailad boicunny's ripe bum hole. Hmmmm rice and pork. yum yum

>yanks believing all classes have a uniform accent

embarrassing

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>>68299127
>I'm now 50 and broke. Thankfully just financially because I kept my sanity and life intact despite the children. Motherhood definitely isn't for everyone and just because we have the equipment doesn't mean to say we have the disposition. I gave everything I could, did everything I needed to but was it a "joy"? No. If I had my time again I would never have children. Joy, Bath.

>'ve never been someone who's good with kids... and I'm still not. My child is six now and I still find it hard to relate to him and his friends. A whole lot of the time, I just don't like being a mother, and I generally don't fit well into this role. I feel like an outcast among all the school mums who are so actively involved. Anonymous, Cologne.

>It is difficult to say I regret having children because I love them. But, on balance, if I could turn back the clock and tell myself what it is like, I'm not sure I'd bother having any. It's only "wonderful" a very small proportion of the time. Without them I'd have money, freedom and far less worry. Mary, Edinburgh.

>>68299142
ban this sick filth

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>>68299071
these colossal structures

>>68299127
modern day Gnostics
how have people so deeply lost faith in themselves?

If you pronounce scone to rhyme with gone you're jock scum

Tim was clearly the gimmick of the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0r-R0asgMY

Want to live in the UK but I don't want to be that obnoxious American cunt. How do I assimilate into British society well?

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>opens door
>walks up to mic

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the BBC

if I had my way I would return the London skyline to it's former glory

>>68299044
don't be gay

>>68299180
Live in Canada for a few years first

only 4 more hours of supervised driving at night until i can take the test to get my provisional drivers license :)

>>68299180
Fuck off we're full

>>68299180
Convert to Islam

>>68299180
don't come here

chances are you can't anyway

>>68299127
This is classic globalist propaganda that's intended to demoralize and depress people

They openly attack the idea of having families and here they raid farmers markets and the Amish

It's all part of trying to remove what little is left of true human behaviour so they can create a world of depressed zombies slaving away for the machine

The more people that plug into the matrix the more the globalists profit

if i had my way london would have twice the skyscrapers it does today

>>68299066
ah yes, doing a screech

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>>68299186
>fighting for a good death

>>68299097
No

not a fan of this general lads

>>68299227

t. thin-skinned aussie

>>68299186
>heavy metal hijabis

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>It's all part of trying to remove what little is left of true human behaviour so they can create a world of depressed zombies slaving away for the machine

>The more people that plug into the matrix the more the globalists profit

>>68299197
how much do you have to do these days

>>68299210
its far older than globalism
its life denialism at the core.
the world is a bad place and you'd be luckier to have never existed.
when you awaken from this nihilistic stupor everything is a game, and your mind is no longer for rent.

ENGLAND YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xANc3C6q1U

>>68298828
Hi! Just dropping by to let you know I won't be reading your post.

Regards, Jeff.

>>68299247

100 hours of day driving
20 hours of night driving

i did this two day "safer driving course" (3 hours in class, 2 hours in car) last week which was worth 20 hours of day driving though.

>>68299259
who cares what a bubcg if children think

>>68299208
why couldnt he

>>68299194
why would you like leafs more

>>68299197
>the test to get my provisional drivers license

por que

>>68299259
>>68299186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0

>>68299277
quite hard for people outside the EU to get in lad permanently

would you eat human flesh

>>68299282

L > P1 > P2 > Full Drivers License

you can begin driving on your own once you get your P1 license

>>68299305
only of an albino

can you ski in Australia?

>>68299289
Honestly, the fact that some insecure Indian guy made a song about racemixing and got tons of negative feedback from canadians is much less concerning than manipulating small children at school into believing that gender roles should purposefully be reversed.

>>68299270
far out, it was only 100 with 10 hours of night driving for me when i did it haha

>>68299311
That's retarded

>>68299295
i think you just need a degree and a job willing to sponsor you

idk it doesnt seem that hard

>>68298879
Looks like something out of a film

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Thai anon, I saw this in a thread on /v/
Could you translate?

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>>68299323

> only

>>68299319

yeah but i think it's cheaper to fly to NZ and ski over there, where there's better snow, so i'm not sure why you'd want to ski in australia.

>>68299325
truly assimilating is likely impossible 2bh

everyone else has a lifetime of experience growing up in the UK and you can't get that

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>>68299319
No, that's why they all come here and work on the mountains. All the employees at ski resorts and in nearby ski towns (ex. Banff) are Australian.

>>68299350
so I can be with you :x

>>68299324

What do you have over there?

>>68299319
ye but like the other lad said, it's very expensive and the seasons are very, very unpredicatble. some years it legit barely snows at all while others are packed with it

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Hows your vocabulary lads?

https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/

>>68299357
yeah thats true but if you want to come over, you do your best at assimilating.

i like hard working immigrants, if someone comes over to California and tries to learn English and tries to learn our culture then I'm pretty on board with that guy

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>>68299322
I'm not getting into a cuckoff with you, just pointing out someone in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Also it was on CBC.

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Nigel Farage on Time's person of year shortlist

Unironically want to give this Tauranga freshcunt the bash

I am the only regular kiwi poster, you are nothing but a cockroach friendo

>>68299371
No test for the provisional, you just get it.

No minimum driving required, you just do the theory and practical test.

i tattooed my intials above my ex gf's vagina and allegedly they are still, to this day, above her vagina

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I saw a pair of cardinals two days ago
my favorite birds
probably getting ready to settle down for the winter

>>68299390
might have a bash while watching you bash that freshcunt

>>68299388
>Narendra Modi Wins Reader’s Poll for TIME Person of the Year

>>68299409
incredible post

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still not slept

feel absolutely dire right now

>>68299390
>this maori reckon he can give me the bash
i fuckin don't think so matey

>>68299416
Imagine how much tighter his handshake will get when he wins

>>68299441
Trot on runtypoo

>>68299390
You don't post THAT regularly tho :/

>>68299441
maoris are the staunchest race

>>68299435
Stay up until 8pm then go to sleep so you're back on a regular schedule (which is pronounced "sked-jul" NOT "shed-jul")

>>68299416
who? >.>

>>68299488
The Indian PM

>>68299469
I've been bretty frequent since late 2014

I took a break April till Septemberish this year when I made a pathetic attempt to quit 4chan

A man's value to society has never been tied to what he does in the bedroom. Rather, that is society's value to the man.

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>>68299379
wtf that test is shit

>>68299390
trot on runt, go back to the crevice in the earth which you crawled from

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>>68299379
>tfw slightly smarter than you are

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He looks like that stock image guy

>have to leave in 10 minutes
>car is frozen
>instead of scraping it like a loser, just start it and leave it running on my drive while I go back inside and finish my tea
Imagine it, you dumb townies

>>68299517
>trot on runt

Absolute plagarism (see >>68299458), I am CLEARLY the better man here

people it's inevitable

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the misfits were my favourite band as a young teenager and on re-listening they're fuckin fantastic, complete spastic imagery and lyricism, teenage sperg fantasies, devoid of any political inklings

just great stuff all round


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M63vCzCGwX0

>>68299538
>leaving your keys in your car

Enjoy your stolen cat

>>68299538
cold out

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>>68299524
he looks like he's forcing a smile

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>>68299548
w-w-who would steal a cat?

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>>68299379

>tfw high-achieving law student

How are "avarice" and "baneful" considered challenge words?

>>68299379
got 28925 but honestly that test is a load of bollocks

>>68299548
Yeah but it wont be because I don't live in some shithole city like a bellend

>>68299551
Is a bit

>>68299544
we will have a gay president next

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>Enjoy your stolen cat

>>68299541
You have no idea what you are talking about, didn't you see my vocabulary score?
I'm obviously the superior one here kid, scarper while you can

>>68299547
good taste
rarely see them mentioned desu

>>68299547
dont care

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Don't know how to write grown-up birthday cards

Still put the ol' "To X, Happy Birthday, From Z"

http://www.canada-da.com/calculator.html

1) Your country
2) Would you be admitted to Canada if you applied to immigrate?

>Canada
>No

bane?

>>68299567
cheating is the gift man gives himself

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>>68299578
tfw too intellegent to test my vocabulary

>>68299567
>How are "avarice" and "baneful" considered challenge words?

To the average person they are but I'm convinced that the 4chan userbase is smarter than the average person

Think I'll try for the 100 hours without sleep challenge lads, I'm nearly done with 24 hours without sleep.

>>68299578

you know those tests are designed to give those who complete it a high score so they publish it on their facebook profiles for free advertising, right?

if I licked tongues with another lad does that count as a kiss

>>68299609

life hack: smoke meth to stay up even longer!

>>68299567
haha yeah ur so smart bro

Think I'll try for the 25 years without shagging a bird challenge lads, I'm nearly done with 20 years without a shag.

>>68299598
got 96 points
the "do you have work lined up in Canada, do you have family in Canada, have you spent at least two years in Canadian schools" and such won it for me

>>68299627
no, kissing involves penile penetration

>>68299598
76 points so dunno lol

>no option for don't have a spouse
reeee

>>68299607
tfw only knew avarice because I watched full metal alchemist :^)

>>68299616
don't you know I'm in the top 0.31% of the world for my vocabulary? I'm Shakespeare. I can even create new words that will expand the English dictionary.

Better run while you can brainlet

>>68299602

I didn't even cheat. I was awfully tempted to at times, but I just made a lucky guess or two after eliminating obvious outlier options. The hardest part is ensuring that you're clicking on synonym/antonym as specified.

Rasheed choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjckE61jSNM

>Your English Vocabulary Size is: 22500

tfw you're the dumbest nigger on /brit/

>>68299658
when's Henry V 2 coming out

@8

Shan't be glancing upon a pixel of your so-called "post".

>>68299641
You're basically still a child tho

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PUKANA

wich 1 of u fukn gayknt palangis wnts 2 go?
meet me south aukland cuz ill drop you kunt

>>68299379
22800

>>68299676
wouldn't it be Henry VI?

>>68299683
fuck off back to /cric/
it's becoming exceedingly obvious that you first ventured into /int/ a few days ago

>tfw you will never haka with the all-blacks in front of nelson mandela

>>68299609
Done 70 myself then collapsed and slept on the bathroom floor for like 7 hours

Enjoy the auditory hallucinations

>>68299692
that one was shit though

>>68299656
I know it from the seven deadly sins

Will this week be the week?

>>68299699
fuck off keint ill bash ya

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>there's 3 kiwis in the thread now

>>68299683

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>>68299725
>>68299732
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

I AM THE ONLY KIWI THAT POSTS HERE

all New Zealanders bar me should be killed

>>68299609
>Fatal familial insomnia
The disease has four stages, taking 7 to 18 months to run its course:
1) The patient suffers increasing insomnia, resulting in panic attacks, paranoia, and phobias. This stage lasts for about four months.
2) Hallucinations and panic attacks become noticeable, continuing for about five months.
3) Complete inability to sleep is followed by rapid loss of weight. This lasts for about three months.
4) Dementia, during which the patient becomes unresponsive or mute over the course of six months. This is the final progression of the disease, after which death follows.

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>>68299379
think i got the highest out of the non-cheaters here

>>68299732
>ewh newh bruh, aih betta fackin kill misself

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so it turns out if you read books in middle school ur a genyooz

poo

>>68299712
>>68299609

my record is 132, only did it because I was working on uni shit for year end deadline and had no choice

no drugs just lots of tea, after the daily bout of extreme tiredness for 4-6 hours passes you always get a 2nd wind and are alright, but each subsequent day it gets stronger

around day 3 the shadow people and keyboard insects will creep in and slowly get more intense as you go

by the end it was like a walking dream

I'm unironically still fuming about that dickhead delivery boy who asked me why i wasn't going out on a Saturday night in a condescending tone.

I'm now genuinely considering following him home after one of his shifts to find out where he lives so i can pop his tires while he's asleep.

Not even memeing, btw.

>>68299769
post fucking machines

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>>68299766
wrong pic

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>>68299777
Levels of autism as of yet unrecorded

>>68299748
I've been here all day you southern runt, finders keepers losers weepers

Don't they teach you anything down there? Or did your school fall into earth?

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all me

>>68299737
please make us a state and purge the rest

>>68299752
>>68299752
lmao stop being in denial. I got 28925 (top 0.035%) and I definitely didnt cheat

I just don't believe the results are necessarily accurate in terms of the number or placement on the bellcurve

>>68299777
hahaha remember you haha

>>68299808
You're on the bellENDcurve lmao

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>be pseudo-autistic engineering that never reads any novels
>get a score in the top 0.19%
ah yes...I'm sure this test is reliable....

>>68299803
>all day
first day on the 'chon is it?

>>68299749
>tfw people can develop this randomly out of the blue in adulthood
>there is no cure and death within the year timeframe is unavoidable

titanic is dogshit

got a bit of apple stuck in between my teeth i can't get out lads

wat do?

>>68299804
probably the highest of the non-cheaters

>>68299846
floss

>>68299846
stop eating runt fruit

t. patrician berry consumer

>>68298894
That's how we keep them all guessing

reminder we are going to beat nz in the cricket, you might be my second favourite nation but gosh once you're on the pitch boys its open warfare and we intend to win

Living near a high school does my head in

Saw 5 unreal schoolgirls within 30s of leaving the house

>>68299186
I guarantee nobody watched or read any of this

>>68299854

ugh

have eaten more fruit than any of you today

no spray
two nanas,
apple
kiwifruit
punnet of strawbs
handful of blueberrys

black berries are the best berries

>>68299866
Yeah >we are doing fucking awful

>>68299892

enjoy your tummy ache >:^)

alri townies
just took my toasty warm car (which is still firmly in my possession) to work, in ~20 minutes (m-muh commutes)
had a nice chat with the neighbour about how his dog likes the cold weather aswell

blue berries arent a stand alone fruit desu

>>68299892
you're a big boy now

>>68299866
Cricket is solely for benders and pakis

>>68299882
delete this post mate

the only good berry is a strawberry

t. berry conoseuir

>>68299892
eating some strawbs with vanilla ice cream
divine

stayed awake for 9 days once

>>68299935
don't think I asked tbf

>>68299892
ate some yoghurt

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Love mushrooms
idk why they get such a bad rap
I collect them from the woods and just cook them up and eat them all the time, yet people act like I'm crazy.
the variety of mushrooms at the market is pretty dismal.

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>he eats fruit besides berries and bananas
>he has a vocabulary less then 25k
>he doesn't enjoy dadrock
>he does the virgin walk/chew
jejune runt

mushroom wanker loves his fucking mushrooms

Really shit thread atm lads

t. Time person of the year 2006

>>68299892
>eating the le healthy sugar foods

baka

>>68299926
ok

>>68299956
its not good to eat too much fruit
t. Steve Jobs

eat more leafy greens and complex carbs like root veggies.

attractive girl looked me in the eyes today and I unironically broke into the virgin walk

>>68299949
can't wait until you eat something toxic and die a horrible painful death

cool uncle rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhZkB_CpxnY

>>68299963
It's all the kiwis mate

absolutely atrocious posters

Blueberries are the undisputed king of fruit

>>68299999
nice dubs

>virgin walk gimmick becomes a thing just when I've noticed how awkward I am when I walk past girls

Are you guys telepathic?

>>68299988
doubtful since its not like I can't identify mushrooms

>>68299999
shit get
unironically wishing for Rena part 2

wtf is the virgin walk

>>68299935
t meth user

ate 4 nectarines today

unironically not nervous around girls because i know there's not a snowball's chance in hell any of them would let me fuck them so what do i have to worry about

virgin walk
ˈvəːdʒJn wɔːk

noun
1.
A pattern of walking characteristic of someone who has never had sexual intercourse, typically manifesting as an uneven and self-conscious gait.

>>68300030
glad someone else said it

Nectarines are peaches for benders

>>68299980

how long was it? i made eye contact with a v attractive female for about 3 seconds on saturday which was probably the highlight of my week.

>work in 8 hours

i dont want to go lads

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Do I have the virgin eyes lads?

>>68300037
I only get nervous when they walk past me on the street

watermelon is my favourite fruit, nothing better on a hot australian summer day

inb4 nigger

>>68300062
crispy chilli beef and a special chow mein please, mate

tfw looked at a qt in a lecture and started breathing manually

>>68300038

haha my face just goes really red when i'm around or talking to attractive females haha

ahhhhh...

>>68299999
wahey where's the pointy fingers kid when you need him

@062
'sheed

>>68300056
extremely brief
just caught me out
she was taller than me too that's probably what did it

>>68300068
fuck off murderer

>>68300062
post legs

>>68300063

i just don't make eye contact and pretend they're not there until they pass, my autism has yet to be rivaled by another virgin.

treading the fine line of being rude enough to my ex gf she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me again, but charming enough our bodies merge again

>>68300064
never liked watermelon desu, too watery

you are now posting manually

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>>68300082

had beef stew for dinner tonight

>>68300038
Fuck, going to be thinking about this every time I'm walking anywhere

Delightfully cruel gimmick desu

>>68300116
FOYM

opening my third eye

erm just got trips lads
where are my (You)s?

new
>>68300153
>>68300153
>>68300153

opening my virgin eye

lol you nerds
when you walk past a girl just have a slightly smug wry look on your face and look directly at them

they get insecure as fuck and its hilarious

>>68299589
what more do you need?