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>why yes, I do indeed post in /brit/
edition
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>bmi of 31

ah yes obesity
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first for me, a non-waifu poster
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shant be responding to this edition
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>>68297037
bit curious here, what is it that makes you eat so much?

is it like a compulsion, where you get jittery and can't do anything unless you have a full stomach? or is it that the pleasure in food simply outweighs (!) the pleasure of being skinny?
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>these runts that don't know how to keto
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>>68297064
You know its very illegal to buy a scheduled drug without a prescription right
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am 56kg and struggle to go any higher
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>>68297102
i dont eat that much i just cant lose weight like normal people

i barely eat anything
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Make a /brit/ ps4 group
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>>68297102
high fructose corn syrup causes leptin resistance which leads to diabetes which is why it's up 2000% in the past 30 yeasr
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have a BMI of 21

t. perfect weight
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Can't give the /brit/ ps4 community the name /brit/ because it has fucking slashes in it apparently meaning it's invalid. WHAT ELSE DO WE CALL IT
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>>68297135
Try reducing your carbs and increasing protein intake as an idea.
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*takes one sniff of my bollocks after not showering for 2 days and wanking 8 times*

lads
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>>68297138
don't have a ps4
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>>68297156
wouldnt work
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>>68297148
britain doesn't have that much syrup crap
we use the sugar
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>>68297119
No, I didn't know that buying drugs from an online black market would be illegal.
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>>68297160
Buy one and make a group
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>>68297151
How about "The Lads"?
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lads someone make a /brit/ skype group
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>>68297158
ayyye
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>>68297151
slashbritslash
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need to move to a new city

been working and living here for 6 years and now im bored of it. plus all my old friends are here and i never meet anyone new

feel like a new city would force me to meet new people and do new things
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>>68297102
>or is it that the pleasure in food simply outweighs (!) the pleasure of being skinny?
yes that's basically it
also I can cook fairly decently and while I could just use healthier oils and more vegetables, they'd probably ruin the taste of the dishes

>>68297127
most of my friends don't have jobs either, or if they do it's some easy part time thing

>>68297092
did this and it didn't work

>>68297148
we use real sugar
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>>68297156
keto (true keto) is about replacing healthy fats for 90% of your carbs, moderate amount of protein and no sugar.

fat burning is called nutritional ketosis and it is the cleaning burning fuel for your cells as it creates less reactive oxygen species and free radicals and less inflammation
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>>68297151
*walks towards you*
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>>68297183
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>>68297169
>we use the sugar
still bad just not hardwiring your body for destruction bad like american food
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>>68297150
20.9

suckle upon my left bollock
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>>68297119
tried to buy a thousand illegal pills before, pretty sure they were in intercepted because the address was already flagged and nothing happened to me
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>>68297178
>>68297187
>>68297197
http://www.strawpoll.me/11809972
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b yourself
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Just /b/ yourself
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>>68297188
move to Boston
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lads when the /brit/ pinterest group going up

we need to share inspirational quotes and fashion tips
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>>68297254
Is there a /britfa/?
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Can't wait for /r/brit t'bh
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>>68297216
haha alright bizzaro me, i rounded to the nearest whole number
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kek. Jewish-owned newspapers are pushing this new 'fake news' gimmick at whatever they disagree with
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>>68297225
that guy has shite genetics but he could still look decent if he piled on some muscle

guy on the left has almost unaturally broad shoulders
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>>68297278
>Jewish-owned
>newspapers

Are you trying to trick me?
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might make a bacon butty lads
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despite my flaws, height and weight issues, at least I can grow a good beard
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making the /brit/ tumblr as we speak
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>tfw weight fluctuates by 10kg throughout the year

about 70kg right now, goes down to 66kg and up to 76kg
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Hope you pricks are happy making whites unhappy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSK8gqhELB0
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*virgin walks towards you*
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>>68297302
fat cunt
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>>68297313
>whites

are not a single race
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>>68297313
I will frankly never again take a germans political opinion seriously

runts of europe
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>>68297322
Germanics
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Bought three (3) new pairs of pants today lads
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ps4 wanker loves his ps4
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racists
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So, It's costing me €56 for 0.07 BTC
The 20 modafinil costs 32€ + 2.91€ shipping.

Can sell 10 pills at 7€ each - giving me a rather nice profit.

Whatcha think lads?
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>>68297222
cor blimey
which ever reaches 5 votes wins
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haha I haven't showered in several days
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>>68297313
What on earth is up with these 11-16 year old girls making all these shitty videos on their opinions on things and what they're doing?
Do they seriously think people care? Does anyone actually care?
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>>68297344
what do they even do

are they benzos?
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interested to try the different flavours of girl wee
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>>68297366
They're a study drug that gives energy and enhances cognitive focus. Script only for narcolepsy patients
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>>68297377
delete this
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>>68297377
Racist frog
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>>68297376
What flavors do you have in Britland?
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>>68297385
make better dosh dealing khat to the arabs
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>>68297377
please delete this picture my good american friend
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>>68297403
I'm not looking to make cash, I just want a few pills of modafinil to make it through the exams.
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>>68297222
*walks towards you* wins
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>>68297422
noice

i'll not be joining it because i don't have a ps4
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>yanks have been so deprived of (you)s because of their abysmal banter that they've resorted to exploiting a /brit/ gimmick in order to get them
>not realising those (you)s don't even count
Sad!
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>>68297361
>Do they seriously think people care? Does anyone actually care?
Plenty of seem to. Those types of videos make up a huge segment of youtube's overall content.
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fucking imagine being a virgin? honestly feel bad for the abnormies ITT
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>>68297418
Are you doing this through tor?
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business idea: an exercise machine that targets the abs, called "absolution"
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>>68297460
is that righ-oh hold on, I've really got to take this....

*walks off pretending to take a phone call*
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>>68297460
the normie life isnt all its cracked up to be
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anyone got the janny hotpockets pic? i need to post it in this thread >>>/g/57861948 because he gets triggered about the hilarious /dpt/ meme of cross-dressing making you a better programmer
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>>68297476
*sees the background of your phone is a pepe the frog*

hmm yeah thats alright, I wasn't talking to you anyway
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anyone wana squad up on bf4?
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>>68297475
The Absolute state of you haha
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im literally bruce lee-esque
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It's up lads, it's called
walks towards you
because asterisks weren't allowed
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>im literally bruce lee-esque
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>>68297474
Yep
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>>68297518
>asterisks weren't allowed
wow sony are fucking nazis
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>>68297518
>not a /brit/ related meme as the profile pic or cover photo
Will not be joining
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>>68297519
garuantee youre that fat lad who cant accept that everyone else here isn't a physically inept scrub

do some callisthenics you wozzack
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>>68297546
I'm sorry mate
I tried but they wouldn't FIT
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See, this guys on a hype but I'll settle him

cuz im fresh like a mouth of dentalign
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how to post a letter for free: put the address you want to send it to as the return address so they'll send it back with a postage due notice
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ex gf just texted me saying thank you for teaching her how to love someone and how amazing people can be.... but shes getting married in a few months

why would she do this
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>>68297548
my bmi is 21.3 lad
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>>68297518
might join, what games do youz play
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Do you guys ever do anything but jerk eachother off and repeat inside jokes over and over again?
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>>68297571
to rub it in

>>68297573
fat bastard
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been eating like a hog recently lads

gotta keep the bulk going strong til the new year then begin the slow cut so i'm shredded af come the summer
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>>68297573
I guaranteed it and ive literally never been wrong about anything
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>>68297557
It's cool
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>Do you guys ever do anything but jerk eachother off and repeat inside jokes over and over again?
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>>68297571
to fuck with you
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Are we doing Secret Santa this year lads?
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Letter carriers get paid nearly $53k a year
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>>68297573
mine's 31.5
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>>68297578
i only play street fighter
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>>68297585
yes
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>>68297585
mate, I don't know about the rest of the lads here but that's how it works

my best mate and I can hang out chatting shit for 2 hours and still have said nothing substantial
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>>68297519
what's so fedora about this lad dressing up like the penguin? he has the perfect body type for it, and he's not trying to be someone he's not like batman or whoever
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>>68297578
I didn't set any specific games cause I don't know what you all like but, I play Titanfall 2.
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>>68297630
cba with u den bruv
you aint no muslim
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>>68297621
I would be a letter carrier it's a p comfy job as long as you do it somewhere with a temperate climate and not in a city
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>You will never experience young love
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*opens door*
thaianon got me a ladyboy wife!
maybe I should have splurged on more than just a bottle of aftershave
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>>68297672
pls gib them food and water
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>>68297652
dont have that

would be up for a game of tropico 5, fifa 15, rocket leauge or battlefield 4

i have quite a lot of the monthly freegames in my library so maybe some of them too, though they re like 90% shit
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>>68297667
Did, still in my first relationship
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>>68297619
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>what's so fedora about this lad dressing up like the penguin? he has the perfect body type for it, and he's not trying to be someone he's not like batman or whoever
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>>68297667
young love causes nothing but problems, adult love is better
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>>68297693
Same
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>>68297667
i did
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Need a comfy government job with qt benefits
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This is like a parody except it is serious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CBZZgXaE_A
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>>68297721
same
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>>68297685
give them nothing
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>>68297667
>>68297699
this, had my first gf at 16 and she killed herself after we split up
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>>68297667
Had my first real gf when I was 13
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>>68297688
I deleted Fifa 15 cuz I haven't played it in like a year
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Having an incredible hard think

Responses?

I also have no interest in doing drugs
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you will never experience 23-30 love when you're both in your prime
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>>68297718
take a look at these hands
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I only care about me and about why I don't care about anyone else.
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>>68297735
sorry to hear that
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>>68297763
>women
>in their prime after age 20
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>>68297759
>heh
it's dead
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>>68297763
I'm not even 23 lol
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anime canacuck needs to fuck off asap
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>>68297774
Nothing personal kid, this is just how the players talk
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so many absolutely stunning girls at the gym today lads how do i get one to be my gf?
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>tfw the gf is 18
in my 20s though haha so maybe it is a tad weird

she freaked me out a while back by pretending she'd lied about her age and was really 16
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>>68297782
Bit of a sensitive one aren't you
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really makes you think
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>>68297763
I probably will since im handsome, when I'm going through my bi-yearly 8-12 month depression episode I do well with women
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>>68297763
Had a 5 year relationship with a pengting starting when I was 21 and she was 19
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>>68297801
NOOOO
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>>68297793
get her preggo
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Considering suicide again lads

Just feel like I'm going through the motions now. I'm like a ghost already, I just pass through life, never connecting with anything or anyone. Things just happen around me, they don't happen to me.
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>>68297798
Nothing wrong with dating a 16 yo that's legal age
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>>68297793
1. be attractive
2. be the kind of person for whom the advice "just be yourself" actually works
3. just be yourself

>>68297806
>when I'm going through my bi-yearly 8-12 month depression episode I do well with women
opposite here, I get a gf in the non-depressed bit and then it kicks in for a couple of months and they get tired of my bullshit
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Tfw current girlfriend is 20 and I'm 19
Tfw been going out since I was 15
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>>68297806
Im handsome but im 24 and painfully single

I've had plenty of one night stands, but I either dont like the girl im hooking up with, or she isn't into me
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thinking of doing an ol' 'cide
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UH

UH

YEP

OK

OH

YA'LL READY>??
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>Considering suicide again lads

>Just feel like I'm going through the motions now. I'm like a ghost already, I just pass through life, never connecting with anything or anyone. Things just happen around me, they don't happen to me.
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>>68297828
missing a few steps there lid
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>>68297828
this is ironically good advice
chat a broody one up and give her a bit of the ol' consensual unprotected vaginal sex
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>missing a few steps there lid
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>>68297852
That's because you're b o r i n g and/or unhealthy
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>>68297834
Bit rough, maybe go on a overseas tour or something? Travel around Cambodia with a vanful of other fellas or something.
Good way to meet people I think.

Either that or seek help, I dunno.
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why is that dog wearing a hat
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>>68297856
haha
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>>68297842
cheers la' i'll get right on that
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>>68297806
>>68297842
>non-depressed bit
don't understand this, my depression has been going nonstop since it started
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Sometimes, aye, you get your wee zones of relative freedom to retreat into, those light, delicate spaces where new things, different, better things can be perceived of as possibles.
Then it stops. Suddenly you see that those zones aren't there any more. They were getting smaller, you knew that. You knew that some day you'd have to get round to doing something about it. When did this happen? The realisation came some time after. It doesn't really matter how long it took: two years, three, five or ten. The zones got smaller and smaller until they didn't exist,and all that's left behind is the residue.
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>>68297897
bit of a sensitive one aren't you
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>>68297902
because someone put it on him, don't you ever put a hat on your doggo?
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Going to sleep

Bye
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Business idea: Holiday in Cambodia
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>yfw you learn depression literally only has to last 5 weeks before it becomes clinically significant

4 years going strong haha
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>>68297916
I'll give you a sensitive arse hole if you don't shut your gob

Fucking yank
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business idea: everyone on earth gets a donation of 1 dollar from every other person on earth, then everyone will be a billionaire
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>>68297913
because you try to recreate the solice that can only exist within the mind and imprint it upon the real world as a way to escape the self and the threat of introspection.

when you carry your solace with you, you can never have this anxiety.
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>>68297923
put a sock on my cat's ears once. he was not impressed
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the reason why so many people feel disconnected from life is mainly because of television (but there are other factors to consider)

it's a globalist propaganda outlet designed to demoralize and confuse individuals by making them feel ugly and weak and powerless because the globalists know that if people realize their power then the globalist stranglehold on the culture will evaporate
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>>68297842
sorry i meant when I'm not going through the depression. When I am I just stay in and dont do much or see any of my friends

but yeah same after a few months when I cant consistently be the same person they get bored and leave
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>>68297857
$200 to shoot a cow with an RPG
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>>68297801
terrific post, based saffie
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>>68297933
Nonce
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>>68297972
>>68297933
wrong leaf
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>>68297881
neither. think i have too high of standards is what it is desu

that and when i finally do find a girl im interested in getting serious with i come on too strong
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>>68297907
>don't understand this, my depression has been going nonstop since it started
you probably live a very monotonic lifestyle then
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How to fix your depression: do varied exercise and eat healthily
also have a good lifestyle
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>>68297945
coming up on 8 years myself, noob
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ah yes doing a so called shant
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>>68297967
I just think its because humans as animals aren't at all designed for this environment

the rate of change is too great, too many wants and not enough needs, too many people, our innate sense of mistrust converts that to excessive anxiety and stress

>>68298007
I'm probably in the best shape of my life right now and I've been depressed for a good many months right now idk sometime before the summer. It helps sure but it doesnt necessarily make it go away
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>>68297933
POL
POT
POL
POT
POL
POT
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Immediately prior to the Statute of Westminster, the British Parliament held sovereignty over 450 million people, or 22.5% of the World's population.
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>>68297967
Yeah, nah, I thought it was probably just a major depressive episode but your Alex Jones rant seems spot on actually.

Spastic.
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>>68298007
Yet there's still 10/10 alpha chads that get depressed and off themselves, how do you explain that?
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>>68298007
ah yes, this will surely alter your neurotransmitters and chemicals in your brain enough to help you come out of clinical depression, and you will certainly have the motivation to do so
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ah yes the so-called 'previous primeminister'
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>>68298049
well if you can't will yourself to do some basic exercise then you're never going to cure it
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>>68298060
autism sunnies
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>>68298027
>I just think its because humans as animals aren't at all designed for this environment

This tb h

The natural state of human existence is to live in the knowledge that there are about 100 people in the entire world and you know them all by name.
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just got 50 1mg Lorazepam tablets lads
business idea: mong out
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>>68297967
>the reason why so many people feel disconnected from life is mainly because of television

its not because of telivision
or globalists
or der mainstreem medeya


this is an issue that has always excised and will always exist. people retreat from themselves and use materials and outside stimulation in order to dull their conscious mind and run away from the Self rather than face the pain it brings.

so long as man has been able to think he has been trying to escape from the pain of thought, though both physical and metaphysical means.

but those mountains that box you in and tower over you menacingly are there not only to imprison but to be climbed

there are some people who see no other option than to climb and gaze unto the unknown, even if it risks death.
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>>68298060
1999 called, they want their sunglasses back haha
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manufacturing jobs aren't coming back to the US because they went to robots why can't amerilards see this?
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>>68298027
>I just think its because humans as animals aren't at all designed for this environment
>the rate of change is too great, too many wants and not enough needs, too many people, our innate sense of mistrust converts that to excessive anxiety and stress

That is overall why yes

I heard an interesting talk by a psychiatrist about why PTSD rates are so high and he posited that it's because society is so disconnected people don't even know their neighbours anymore these days

He hypothesized that the Comanche Indians didn't ever get PTSD despite being a tribe that waged wars of extermination against any group that wasn't them because they were living as people evolved to live that being small bands of people who spend their entire lives together and share the same beliefs and cultural practices and will protect each other to the death
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drank too much water
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>>68298096
republicans are retarded
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morning lads!
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the world would be a much nicer place if we were all just a homogenous blob of beige people
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>>68298120
you know what you're going to get responded to with right?
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>>68298114
when are you cunts gonna spread silicon valley all over the US and educate middle america
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>>68298096
Country bumpkins still think they're important for some reason
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>>68298080
>muh
>unabomber
>worldview
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>talk to a girl
>said she was depressed and lonely during 6th form
>shit same, what happened?
>well basically I went out with this guy for a few months and my ex was jealous and then I had sex with this other guy at the bi-weekly house parties I attended and the first guy filmed it and everyone called me a slag and I had to eat lunch alone for like an entire week

They just don't understand lads.
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>>68298096
manufacturing jobs can easily come back to the US, and retraining workers to work in more modern factories is not an impossible feat, Germany did it at great cost but the benefits far outweighed the investment.
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>>68298126
It's called being Welsh and it is wonderful.
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>>68298120
post le fuck fuck machine xD
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>>68298142
germany had the additional benefit of having foreign workers and foreign money poured into its manufacturing industry
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>>68298130
good morning as well?
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>>68298120
PFM (please fuckoff mate)
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>>68298137
dunno im from mexico haha
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>>68298080
we can never go back, I'm sure you know

people are breaking down in the Global world because they are weak and lesser men.
the higher man embraces the new world, makes it work for him, and eventually rises out of it like a phoenix instead of wallowing in a past which will never ever return.
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>>68298140
howling
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>>68298049
Healthy diet and exercise and getting enough sunlight will change your neurotransmitter levels drastically
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Might do a cry
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>>68298159
so does the US
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today is a red letter day
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>walks towards you
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>>68298176
too bad there is no sun here
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>>68298140
too accurate
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>>68298200
*walks away*
*she laughs at me for having the virgin walk
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>>68298126
https://youtu.be/Wb55teb1gJ0
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you people sicken me

put the video games down and stop watching your Chinese cartoons. Get a job, get a wife, and have kids you fucking manchildren
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>>68298165
Nuclear holocaust will be the reset button we secretly crave. A thousand suns will be lit above a thousand cities, mankind and all our creations will melt away like wax, the surface of earth will turn to glass. We will all make the journey together and this time, no-one will be left behind.

Would press the button without a second thought.
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>talk to a lad
>said he was depressed and lonely during 6th form
>shit same, what happened?
>well basically I spent my whole time on the computer mostly playing video games and
was too much of a pussy to just speak to someone (people go to war knowing they die but this isn't brave enough to use some words) so I had no friends
I just don't understand sisters, why was he so frightened of just talking?
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>>68298235
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>>68298143

this.. is my life right now.

still pissed at myself for missing a class last week because I slept in.
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>>68298201
This. Took this pic at high noon.

>sun is 40 degrees above the horizon

REEEEEEEE
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>>68298235
i want to live in a cave bruh
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>>68298235
t. posting at like midnight on a monday night
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>Nuclear holocaust will be the reset button we secretly crave. A thousand suns will be lit above a thousand cities, mankind and all our creations will melt away like wax, the surface of earth will turn to glass. We will all make the journey together and this time, no-one will be left behind.

>Would press the button without a second thought.
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>>68298236
hat.png

good point though
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>>68298248
Toxic masculinity
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>>68298215
>mimics your virgin walk
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>>68298257
What a shitty life dude
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>>68298257

why the fuck do all of our cities look the same. it's fucking shit
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>>68298248
Except that is literally the clinical definition of major depression. More than half of people with depression also have anxiety.

Stupid twat
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>>68298186
>outsourcing and 3rd world immigration taking jobs from natives
>this is somehow a benefit
i see
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>>68298285
who tf dressing this bitch
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>>68297079
Calicuck reporting, tired of all the liberal bullshit going here and want to find a more conservative environment. Dunno if I should transfer to a bong school, like Kings College.
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>>68298236
>Nuclear holocaust will be the reset button we secretly crave.
no it won't and people who wish for apocolypse are said failures, who want an outside force to whisk away all their problems and give them a tabula rasa to start again, when in reality we all know that these sorts of people would likely struggle in a new world anyways, that is if they didn't die from something basic and brutal like starvation or radiation.

besides no apocalypse would return us to Eden, it would only create something new, and dire. the only return to Eden possible is as conquerors to take the fruit from the tree of life as we once did from the tree of knowledge and gained this nebulous ability to think and contemplate thoughts.
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>>68298325
Ah yes, the ENTIRE state is a hippy paradise, very impressive
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>>68298308
this was in a fucking vomit inducing shithole 8 miles from downtown

it was all office parks built in the 60s and 70s off the highway

my workplace
>>68298296
do you live in socal or florida?
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>>68298319
Your Mum
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>>68298253
his nose looks like someone copy pasted it from 30s germany cartoons
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>canadian tax payers funded this

>>>/pol/101713741
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>>68298325
California is probably one of the most politically diverse states.
just >nogunz sucks
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>>68298351
NorCal formally of SoCal
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>>68298345
I'm taking about the campus environment you tit.
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>>68298354
are we leather posting now?
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>>68298373
I don't see why not
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>>68298341
>assumes I'm some kind of cuck fantasist who wants to live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, entirely ignoring the part when i said everyone will die
>follows up with with a load of esoteric sounding, meaningless shite

Ah yes, absolutely abhorrent.
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>>68298369
and it was -2C in the pic btw

are you in Mendocino county? is SF considered norcal? ive got family there, v nice city. too many homos and homeless though
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>>68298381
good lad
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What do you guys think of the Inbetweeners?
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wish we could ban guns lads, so many people dying for no reason
oh wait haha
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>What do you guys think of the Inbetweeners?
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>>68298390
good galdem
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>>68298400
I liked it, haven't watched it in ages though.
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>>68298401
secretly the real issue is mental health
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>Nuclear holocaust will be the reset button we secretly crave. A thousand suns will be lit above a thousand cities, mankind and all our creations will melt away like wax, the surface of earth will turn to glass. We will all make the journey together and this time, no-one will be left behind.

>Would press the button without a second thought.
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>>68298389
Alameda County

Yes it is, it's the biggest city here
The homos are whatevs, it comes with the package but the homelessness is disgusting. At least in LA they're trying to clean up Skid Row
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>>68298401
the problem with guns in america is unironically largely to do with gangs and mentally ill people who fall through the cracks
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>>68298401
i watched a doc on the columbine guys yesterday, imagine if it happened in any other country they would have just ended up in a psych ward or something. can't believe teens can get guns so easily, reminds me of war torn african countries
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St Pauls from Ludgate Circus, 1885
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just found out the UK has a larger industrial sector than france

bit of a surprise because france still actually builds stuff like nuclear power stations, cars, trains, aeroplanes etc..
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>>68298476
Looks comfy
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Bees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQJ8bJj1XIs
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>>68298485
what the fuck do we even make?

confectionary?
vimto?
supermarket shit?
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>>68298500
jaguar cars and grand theft auto (the video games)
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>>68298476
I have always thought St Pauls is really unimpressive desu (senpai)
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>>68298500
Shitty luxury automobiles that break down once a month
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had to vacuum my room
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>>68298536
I'll have you know my Land Rover lasted 5 months.
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>>68298476
Just imagining the times when poor people actually used to live in the shadow of St Pauls makes me feel a strange nostalgia
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I'll be at Piccadilly Circus noon Friday if any of you soft cunts are up for a battering
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>>68298388
as if vomiting up Schopenhauer's dissertations is profound.

there is a dedicated and constant push for life denialism within society, you see it everywhere, society is suicidal and wants to bring everyone else along for the short ride to the end of a long rope.
I blame the cultural baggage of Christianity and Abraham in general. why should we wipe the planet clean of all its wonder and beauty just because we have some existential misgivings? its all based on the idea that this world, and the self/ego are "bad" things and for one reason or another shouldn't exist.
but they do exist and that is justification enough. the weak can apologize and fall on their swords to preserve their honour
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>>68298341
Futurists should be fucking gassed
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>>68298528
genuinely prefer this and not just cuz I live here

got way more of an intimidating fear god vibe
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>>68298559
shant be reading a word this
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japanese cars > non-japanese cars
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rate my doodle of the english countryside lads


http://sketchtoy.com/67708919
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>>68298559
t. just read Plato's Republic for the first time
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>>68298500
just looked it up

apparently we're the second biggest country in aerospace so...aeroplanes.

we also manufacture a lot of cars (even if they're not british) like nissan etc. and then there's pharma and defence, both of which we're very good at

since our industry is so highly specialised, it is unlikely that what's left will be shipped off to a third world country. pretty comfy 2bh.
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>>68298590
Here's a doodle of my willy

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>>68298549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4

;_;
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>>68298559
The planet wouldn't be wiped clean though, unless we knock it out of orbit or something, which is an idea. Full biodiversity will be reached again in a mere 10 million years.
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>>68298564
the future is the undiscovered country, its the only path that exists for us.
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>>68298590
There's no mountains in england you nonce
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>>68298654
yes there are

they just arent epicly huge mountains but it doesn't mean they aren't nice
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Why pay for the future in steel and coal when the message of those from above can enlighten us with nothing more than scraps of hay and gusts of wind? The call of the wild never errs and through listening to its subtle intonations we can pursue that which our essence drives us to be and nothing more but all the same it will be ahead and never behind, never looking back. Truly the sweat of the innocent can only be produced through the toil of the strong and those who do not toil will not be welcomed into the new gated centrifuge of pithy nothings and naysayers. If you kill your enemies, they win, and if you share your wife with all, then all will be shared with you.
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>>68298566
my neighbourhood anglican

guess which province
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>>68298629
but why wipe it at all?
only for your fear of the future and of yourself

have you ever tried being alone with yourself? or does the dull ache of dread creep in too quick forcing you to stimulate yourself somehow as a distraction.

apocalyptic fantasies are just a guilt free version of suicidal fantasies because there is nothing left to cause anxiety even in death.
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>>68298703
>>68298703
>>68298703
>>68298703
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>>68298675
Wales is nicer
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>>68298697
nova scotia
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>>68298698
>apocalyptic fantasies are just a guilt free version of suicidal fantasies
>he thinks I don't already know this

Your point being?
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>>68298710
I disagree

lake district alone is far nicer than anywhere in wales
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>>68298715

i accidentally'd the pic
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>>68298744
cute
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>>68298735
I do like the Lake District a lot
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