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/lat/

>>68295671
oh fuck me

https://www.liberty-human-rights.org.uk/campaigning/no-snooperscharter

enjoy getting cancer icelad you fucking idiot

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james wolfe was an anglo-irish hero lads

>>68295659
>go town into the basement at my school where the engineering students have a sort of chill out room
>they are watching this together on the tv

>>68295714
looks like a fucking poof lmao

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i hate how your circle of friends are always people who have to like the same interests as you
why can't they just be good people that are different
what if you have no interests

>>68295723
yeah ha ha they all looked like that then

>>68295730
that's not the case at all la

my friends are all posh relatively cultured cunts and I'm a povvo essex runt

>>68295735
i literally take 30 minutes in the shower minimum

>>68295735
ah yes
t. regularly take 1 hour+ showers

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>tfw to smart to go somewhere that doesn't speak english
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=94f_1343002966&comments=1

>>68295749
>>68295754
You guys want a hug?

brexit is very important

>>68295754
You are spending 4% of your life in the shower

>have a vagina
>started masturbating at age 9
>mom leaves me in a parking lot one day when I was about 11
>bored and horny
>start rub my pussy against my coat in the backseat in a largely empty parking lot
>eventually cum a little bit but before I hit puberty cumming for me was basically my pussy tingling too much to rub it on shit anymore

I don't think anybody even noticed me in the car but if they did I don't think they would have realized what I was doing since I was fully clothed

>>68295747
how did you meet them then

>>68295772
nonce

>>68295761
>tfw to intelligent to reply to canadians

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>>68295735
Took two showers today to stay warm

>>68295787
uni

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>>68295772
>have a vagina

>>68295772
Now your dopamine receptors are desensitized.

>tfw too intelligent for a biological carcass so i uploaded my conciousness to live in eternity within a super computer

>>68295749
Hot showers lower your testosterone.

Is there no one here who hates for reasons besides loneliness? because that's the plebbiest tier of self-hate

>>68295832
no they don't

>>68295839
I don't hate myself or anyone

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>>tfw too intelligent for a biological carcass so i uploaded my conciousness to live in eternity within a super computer

>tfw have a steam shower so constantly take hour+ long showers

>>68295735
What about people who take really long shits.

For me I'm in, out, shake it all about within 5 minutes (10 if I had a vindaloo the night before). One of my mates takes 30-40mins MINIMUM, sometimes an hour. He needs readin material or an app to play on the shitter he takes so long. I don't put my ass down unless I know my shit is on the way out, basically turtle heading, and I'm out asap.

>>68295849
are you too retarded?

can't think of another reason why you'd still be coming here 2bh, especially to /brit/

resetting my sleep cycle

only need to stay awake 6.5 more hours, can't do anything productive during this time.

>>68295839
I hate ironically

so bored. literally just updating /brit/ and refreshing 2 subreddits

what else can I do on the internet

>>68295867
i have huge variations in shit times

usually 8 - 15 mins but sometimes it can be 30+.

>>68295840
Yes they do.

IM A PREFECT

I don't get how unironically announcing you browse reddit on here became an okay thing to do

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*cums on them*

>>68295905
me neither

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be yourself

>>68295905
when the thread gets saturated with normies people start to get some perspective on these things

even though it's really runty, only the most autistic of abnormies actually care

>>68295924
dont be a lazy cunt and get ripped fag

me on the right

>>68295905
they defend themselves saying "everyone does it" then complain about everything.

they are like the most shit tier expats who do nothing but bitch and annoy everyone but won't go home

>in America it's illegal to break the law
haha land of the """"""""""""""free""""""""""""""

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just be more confident bro

>>68295839
spite and self loathing

>>68295905
/pol/ is even worse. reddit users invading 4chan have gotten a lot worse since Trump. theyll leave soon enough though, they always do. they never have staying power.

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>tfw being yourself actually works

>>68295867
business idea: call vindaloos windy loos

me on the right again

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trying my best

>>68295958
Better yet call them poo in loos

>>68295956
delete this image mate

post a picture of me
you know which one

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>>68295933
i am though

>>68295958
>not pooindaloos

>>68295956
what did you achieve?

>>68295953
I think /pol/ is beyond repair at this point, you can make a really cringey reddit post and even say you came from reddit and you'll get zero replies

>>68295981
>1480388303972.png
????

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>>68295975
you on the left standing at 5'4

>>68295981
Nice shoulder/hip ratio...

Just shows you - the Ghurkas. Maybe the British forces are the best because they encompass the best elements of many different nationalities.

>>68295963
business idea: have white australians interbreed with the abos to make less ugly people

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>>68295905

>>68295987
pretty much everything I wanted that's not a long term goal

>>68295999
>Dr. Pavel, I'm pölice

>>68296004
yeah like english scottish welsh and irish

>>68295996
>5'4
????

>>68296006
>breeding
>resulting in less people
do you know how babies work lad

I remember seeing a documentary which said the French Special Forces were widely regarded as the best soldiers in the world.

>>68296027
>>68295999
>people still think I am the manlet
Thinking about just kms

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could this fucker please just start running ads
sick of seeing this shit

>68296029
He meant less ugly people. If he was talking about quantity he'd of used "fewer"

>>68296029
>make less ugly people
can you even read?

if you make the abos look less like abos, after a few generations you'd basically get rid of them and there'd be less ugly people

>>68296041
>b-but muh independence

a FURIOUS magician!!

>>68295963
business idea: ensure abos have sufficient access to abortion clinics and are educated about safe sex

>>68296041
no point they'll just get adblocked

i usually take less than a minute to do a poo, and that includes wiping. dunno how your bowels can be so fucked up that it takes longer than that

SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!!!!!!! SHUT UP YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>>68296058
It was a joke you retard.

>>68296066
Business idea: twist theology so that not having condoms every time you have sex is sinful

just bamboozled a couple of abo cuckolds by interpreting a sentence in a mildly irregular way

business idea: ban condoms so that I can poz more peoples negholes

>>68296073
they'd get enough grandads without adblock to keep it going

>>68296077
There is no need to be upset.

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>girls have a hole literally designed for penises that also bleeds every month and oozes goo constantly
>girls have big fat bums that bump into everything and get in the way
>girls have jiggly oversensitive meat bags on their chest that bounce around and need to be restrained with a special apparatus, they also swell and get pointy when aroused.

https://youtu.be/AI2Yk7w81oc

normally kraftwerk's pretty drab, but this has a nice vibe to it

watching das boot

>>68296083
business idea: twist theology and invent HIV in the secret lab under the vatican, then spread it around at gay clubs to prevent degeneracy

>>68296107
I'm German.

>>68296107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi7rbbhgefs

mental how you can be a millionaire/billionaire and not even have a wikipedia page

>guys have a special pair of oversensitive nut-sized organs that need to be restrained with a special apparatus with any chance of impact
>guys have a sausage literally designed for vagina that swells and gets pointy when aroused

>>68296006
what do you think we've been doing since we came here

>>68296130
I'm not going to get put on a list for viewing this am I?

>why of course I listen to Krautrock you philistine, Faust, Can, the list goes on...

nearly finished my essay lads, although it is still a day late

Car insurance is literally a scam. why is it enforced

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0rrNcZp0CQ

>>68296141
shooting emus and getting bullied by 'roos?

imagine being born with a fanny and having guys mount you and pump inside you

mad

>>68296158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ozp2P_ENBo

Remember when England, Wales, AND NI qualified for the euros but cuckland didn't?

good memories

>Vinyl album sales outstrip digital downloads for the first time ever (In England)
ah yes londoners

>>68296152
so if you fuck up and crash into someone then the victim can actually get some money out of you instead of you going "lol i have no money, sorry i cant pay it all :)"

>>68296158
state of you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo

>>68296148
maybe in the uk

>>68296162
>Fanny
Not only are you a faggot but you're a bongcuck, In America fannie means ass, you wanker.

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>>68296166
>be Scotland
>fall behind further than literal unironic Northern Ireland

>>68296111
rorke

>>68296185
>Ass

Oh piss off yank

>>68296152
I could honestly just buy a car every time I get one stolen (which is never anyways) and it would cost less than insurance

Hi lads :3

>>68296172

people are starting to realize that compressed digital formats are horrid for sound quality.

>>68296166
Remember when England had actual achievements, and the English and Englaboos didn't have to derive their sense of pride from a man putting a ball in a net?

>>68296162
Everyone's born with an anus you utter Brit wannabe mong

Remember when Shiteland had actual achievements?

Neither do I.

>>68296207
>Fannie
>Anus

fuck OFF YOU COMPLETE BELLEND of a yank

>>68296196
America is a German nation.

>>68296204
it didn't say compressed digital downloads though did it, it just said digital downloads which includes lossless codecs, so that statement makes no sense you fucking leaf

>Soccer
The absolute state of British sports. England is second in Cricket atm, though.

>>68296204
Vinyl just looks better too
if I'm buying a physical copy I want something big where I can see and enjoy the album art, not some crummy little plastic case

>>68296204
But vinyl is only superior to lossy digital if you have a $3000 turntable setup, and most people don't know/care about the difference

Let's be honest, it's because of hipsters

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>Cricket

>>68296223
>>68296228
>>68296229
>>68296231
SNAP

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>>68296223
*independences towards you*
Nothing personnel, kid

>>68296229

and what percentage of all music file downloads are those? 7%?

fuck off

>>68296198
It's not just for when it gets stolen
Here if a car is older than 25 years you just pay some joke price. Like my old BMW was only like $300 for a year

at autism clinics in Britain, one of the questions that identify autism is 'can you differentiate FLAC from ordinary mp3'

>>68296251

>americans bullying eachother for not being british enough

absolutely bizarre

Why does every single company want their own tv/movie streaming service?

why don't they just bundle them together with netflix or prime?
nobody's going to pay for more than two of those services

always like to see the attention to detail in posts that make sure to use "personnel" instead of "personal"

>>68296262
It's a shame those Autistic kids can't tell the difference and thus experience true patrician music.

>>68296264
Because they will pay for it

http://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/how-algeria-could-destroy-the-eu/

>>68296264

you can make more money by owning the distribution.

>>68295512
like a puppet on a string, dancing to my tune

>>68296274
>>68296277
oh right so people are just dumb

nice

>>68296271
Actually, that's how we spell it in the US, like "color" and "program".

have british people heard of tortilla chips? they're crisps but made with corn instead of potatoes

>>68296251
yeah okay someone would rather go out and buy a fucking vinyl for an album than just downloading the lossless format if they want quality sound right? fuck off dumb leaf, it is because of hipster faggots want dudeoldshit lmao

>>68296288
Hey, there's a sucker born every minute.

>>68296296
Chips and salsa is a pretty good snack, ngl

>>68296288
And bears fuck in the woods

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>>68296296
A corn based crisp snack?

How absurd!

I figured here would be the place to ask as I know both our systems are really alike.

Has anyone ever faked ADHD symptoms to get a prescription for concerta/adderall? Is it viable?

Or do you have ADHD? What was the testing like?

Do I just go to my GP and say "Think I have X because of Y and Z?"

HE'S HERE
HIDE THE KIDS

yanks should have just resettled all the blacks in britain, as punishment for fermenting and spreading abolitionism

>>68296296
yeah i think they call it monster munch

they should bring back crystal maze

>>68296337
I doubt they'd do it justice.

This fart is stuck inside me

>>68296326
GPs can't prescribe ADHD meds you have to see a psychiatrist for that and you'll also probably need to prove that you've had it since you were a kid

>thailad doesn't respond to any of our messages in the fb group chat
>posts on /brit/

hmmm

>>68296350
How would I "prove" that?

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>>68296353
>fb group chat

Starting to despise social media, especially Twitter and Instagram

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>fb group chat

>>68296381
Tell them about your /brit/ friends and their gimmicks

>>68296381
tell them you were an obnoxious little shit in school and get your mum in to vouch for it or something

>>68296296
the salt and lemon lime juice chipotle puts on them with the salsa made me make the ahegaiyo face in the restaurant

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>yanks who post their face to 4chan
alri beautyman

>>68296131

>>68296385
Is she cosplaying a cat with a tail....

thailad called me a cuck over skype when I told him I don't believe pizzagate is real
your typical alt right /pol/ tard

>>68296381
Start playing angry birds on your phone in the middle of the conversation

>>68296418
I go on my phone to look up something while I'm in the pub with a few workmates

>send thailad a snapchat
>he doesn't answer
>posts on /brit/

hmm

need my good close friends on brit's opinion on this
http://www.strawpoll.me/11809805

>>68296427
That's a bit different.

As a mental exercise I invite you to try to understand how.

>send thailad a postcard
>he doesn't respond
>posts on /brit/

wtf

>>68296402
Fuck, that won't work. She'd know I'm just in it for the drugs.
A fat fucker of a friend of mine got diagnosed last year (he's 19) and he was your stereotypical fat kid. No the little shit you'd expect a ADHD kid.

>>68296418
I've the leg tapping down and the blank stare. I just want something to help with balancing work/study.

>>68296343
he's a tranny apparently now aswell :\

Please pray for me lads

Going through a rough time

>>68296435
Wtf? I hate Thailad now

>match thailad on grindr
>he doesn't respond
>posts on /brit/

hmmm

>>68296438
>the state of this runt
don't think you're meant to be a 'grammer lad

most programmers start in their early teens

>>68296385
did the man dress up as a woman?

kangaroos are stupid violent deanos

>>68296455
hire an old prostitute to pretend to be your mum

>>68296477
Not a lot of spare cash coming up to crimbo

>>68296477
I'll be his mum for a cut of the 'rugs

>>68296455
Nothing says "I'm a spanner, pls drug me" like the full volume of a popular bird flinging phone application in the middle of a medical interview.

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hate this cuntry

>>68296455
I did this in yanklad but its much easier to get prescribed to adderall desu

they also made me take some test and I purposely answered questions fast and wrong. not all wrong, just enough wrong

Its a dangerous path desu. Its pretty addicting and soon you'll not be able to put in tons of effort without it

>>68296483
just buy them online

>>68296456
The bald presenter guy? :/

ayy

>/brit/

BAN

THIS

SICK

FILTH

>send thailad a facebook message
>seen 11:56PM
>still hasn't replied
>posts on /brit/
wtf i hate thailad now

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*sniffs the air*

ohhhh

*creeps towards the source*

ahhhh

*inhales*

THAILAD!!!

>/brit/ facebook group
runts

>>68296503
The fucking price of bitcoin atm.
Although seen some modafinil on alphabay in the UK at a decent price.
I'd rather a script tho.

>>68296496
It's literally just last from late december to mid jan - exam season :(

>>68296438
Just took a class to do with functional programming and I don't really see the point in it tbqh

lads come on the /brit/ IRC, it's a bit barren atm

>>68296530
oh yeah i was on it to get into grad school and it helped so much for studying every day

good luck maybe you'll find some from someone. they are everywhere at american unis

about to rewatch unbreakable

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im lonely lads and i have no more drugs :(

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>>68296525

Were all in here lads

http://irc.lc/swiftirc/brit/irctc@@@
http://irc.lc/swiftirc/brit/irctc@@@

>>68296549
why is yingluck nicknamed poo

>>68296560
virus do not click

>>68296530
you can buy it on the clear web

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how many of you fucks bet money on herTM winning?
>>68296533
a lot of times it's more concise than imperative

>see a comment by Varg on a left green video calling them cucks
>tell him Iceland should offer him asylum
>he gives me a (you)
came in my pants

>>68296571
Have you done so before?

>>68296545
I managed to through 2 people on yikyak who'd sell and they bailed

>[email protected]

what did thailad mean by this?

Imagine being one of those runts who dont go to uni and work some labour job like carpentry and living with their parents

Bet their lives are very stress free

>>68296568
Pou is her nickname, it means crab (ปู)

>>68296591
varg is the biggest fedoralord out

>>68296602
stop posting fucking malware pls

haven't wanked in 12 days or so lads

balls beginning to ache after had a naughty conversation w my 17 year old toy girl

>>68296607
they only think they're happy

Is there a /brit/ ps4 group?

>>68296607
You know what a tradesman makes?

might open a PO box for drug purposes
only 25$ not too bad

alri pozzcuckold

remember when you had to type noko when making a thread haha

>>68296639
Does sage still work? I don't even

>>68296625
Nope. Just a snapchat one and /brit/ twitter

The /brit/ snapchat lads hardly ever post.

Only the 2 lads from brum do
>Brighton
>Luton
have never posted

>>68296634
alri lad

Can't wait until I graduate

Working a wagejob is so stress free

>>68296650
Lame

>>68296657
being an ignorant student is a bliss isn't it

>>68296669
You want me to make on lad?

>>68296675
Tell me how working a 9-5 is stressful

Literally how

Maximum comfy

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>>68296646
all fields
>>68296639
what an oldfag
>>68296657
welcome to life 2.0
>>68296625
console fags. when will they learn?
>>68296560
doesn't work

>>68296691
mental illness

in love with a girl that told me she just wanted to be friends 2 days after we kissed on a date

still stare at her twitter and fb all the time, yet havent hungout with her since she said that

>>68296657
Looking out a window for a year, if you have a window. And for 12 months contract, if you're lucky. Ahh yes. Such sights to see.

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>>68296560
http://thailad.zz.mu/chat

>unreciprocated love
is this runtiest gimmick in history?

state of these benders 2bh

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trying to analyze this image

>>68296730
dick go in hole??

>>68296678
Go for it

>>68296620
nonce x

>>68295999
Stop this mixup

Icelad is banned for 2 weeks

>>68296614
dibs bedora :DDDDDDDD

>>68296763
woah
WADDUP BOII

>>68296763
What happened Icelad?

>>68296691
jobs are fucking shite lad

>cunt boss
>monotonous routine
>no appreciation
>little sense of satisfaction

>>68296782
My job in a nutshell

>>68296763
>>68296764
>>68296775
SNAP

I've never had a job in my life.

Doesn't help that everyone always complains about them.

Shan't be bothering with that

I don't fucking understand these retards that constantly share shitty content on facebook

why would you bully someone for unreciprocated love

>>68296802
bit rapey

Left the house 3 days in a row, have to go out tomorrow as well

>>68296802
it's pretty pathetic 2bh

it's like those middle class history students bitching about how hard their life is.

>>68296795
same except instead of the job it's sex i've never had

getting my daily dose of Nerd3 lads

>>68296821
not really that pathetic desu. happens to loads of people

its pathetic if there were never mutual attraction

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>>68296795
>I've never had a job in my life.
What do you even do with your time?

>>68296799
same reason people post utter drivel here or spam memes
they have no creativity and have stunted minds due to too much technology use.

Sippin a beer lads

>>68296829
think about killing myself

>>68296819
ok see ya

>>68296836
No its more like they spend way too much time on the internet

>>68296826
yeah, but you should just cut and run 2bh

it heals with time, continuing to pine over her is pathetic

>>68296829
browse the internet
post things
shitpost occasionally
maybe play video games
go out for a walk
hang out with friends

occasionally I'll apply for a job and either get no response or go to an interview that I fail

>>68296842
kys yourself Tauranga

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>>68296844

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why aren't you some girls dick appointment?

>>68296887
I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREE MAN

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480351484663.webm

>>68296868
How do you pay for things?

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>>68296868
>hang out with friends
>tfw I have a job yet no people in my life.
How old are you?

>>68296887
I'm 5'7, 90kg, ugly, wear glasses, and am not a very interesting/exciting person

such is life

>>68296910
>ugly
post a pic

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getting voted out lads

>>68296871
hey that's not very nice

are you that southerner from earlier today or some other runt?

>>68296900
me too thanks

>>68296741
ta

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Drinks are on me lads

when was the last time thailad had a full on rorke meltdown

>>68296902
inheritance money
and that'll keep coming in over the years
I might get a job as something mundane like a cleaner or a dishwasher by then.

>>68296905
24

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>>68296900
>that weird, unwanted feeling of catherisis
what does this mean lads?

have got testicular cancer but not going to the GP

>>68296887
Why is Twitter filled with teens speaking like niggers

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tfw2'n'telligent4brit

>>68296931
I'll have double Jameson gold reserve and coke laddo

>>68296947
that is American culture nowadays

Everyone white 14-28 tries to act black

>>68296910
>5'7, 90kg
fuck sake lad put the pie down and go for a walk

want a jewess to take all my money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzmbwRNfmA

>>68296947
You could ask the same about this place, just replace niggers with chavs or something

>>68296910
>90kg
Lad being skinny is literally the easiest shit in the world

>>68296900
weak tits

>>68296910
>bmi 31
fuxake lad

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>>68296924
You know it bitchboi

>>68296900
>she will never step on my face while I cry softly

why even live?

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hmmmm

>>68296969
Its revolting

See myself as relatively normie and nobody I know tweets consistently anymore

was trying to do the dishes just now but the combination of the summer heat and the heat of the dishwater made me go wew so i decided i'll do it later when it's cooled down a bit

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if the holodeck can't create real physical matter how come Picard was hit by Wesley's snowball when he was CLEARLY outside of the holodeck's boundaries??


boy I hope someone got fired over this blunder

>>68297011
thanks feinbergwitz

>>68297005
Why not get Adderall?

>>68296919
no
>>68296970
>>68296991
>>68296997
I've tried dieting in the past but it's never really worked
plus I don't really care much at this point

>>68297011
desu Facebook has changed a lot too, its literally just people sharing trashy "content" and posting inane blogposts

>>68297019
>star trek

fuck off nerd

>>68297037
this. im just big boned, not fat. and unlike most people i couldnt lose weight if i tried

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>>68297028
I've heard good stuff about modafinil.

This works out better even again - I'll keep shopping

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>you will never receive a stern telling off from maggie thatcher

>>68297037
atrocious

>>68297057
>i'm big boned
not a thing

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>>68297019
>>68297019
the holodeck accesses built-in transporter device to create real matter that dissipates slowly when outside of the force field driven grid

how do I go to sleep

being skinny is literally the easiest shit in the world

It's free and requires nothing

>>68297057
troll post

>>68297079
>>68297079
>>68297079

>>68297037
>I've tried dieting in the past
just eat less and move more
what else is there??

count your fucking calories you tub-o-lard

lads bought some bokkles of fanta for only 50p

>>68297078
just type 'exit'

>>68296868
>go out for a walk
>hang out with friends
sure you do.
Maybe I am projecting so what