/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvTKtqODneQ

AY
AY
AYA FUCKIN NAPPA

i'm an atheist

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me on the left

>>68293453
>>68293415
it just gets harder and harder as the years go by
retail jobs won't have me
office jobs need experience and question my 4 years of unemployment and any excuse that I've given never works

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reviving the emilyposting gimmick

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>>68293514
>canacucks

>>68293544

find work as a janitor or dishwasher

there are shit tier jobs out there that will accept ANYONE

>>68293500
Death by hypothermia seems like the best. Just get drunk and lie in the woods

anyone else been outside today

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>>68293539
me on the right :3

>>68293544
pro tip: lie

applied for some £30k stock control job for some firm that required me to know their obscure software, just watched a youtube video on it and slapped it on my cv. They hired me and still got trained on it haha

>when he implies jacob rees mogg would take britain forward

>>68293544
find some way to lie or tell them you were doing other kinds of work or that you worked overseas

don't be afraid to just omit some information.

Rasheed here.

AMA.

>>68293557
he's a cuck for thinking obama is good, not sanders

jacob reee mong

>>68293563
its pretty painless
eventually you just feel warm and loose feeling then slowly slip away

I didn't sleep last night, went to school and delivered a presentation, and then walked home and slept all day.

pretzels are good

pretzels are bad

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'sheed

>>68293638
had my first one a few days ago, they're alright desu

>>68293638
>>68293648
foy

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>cheesy pretzels

pretzels are mediocre

pretzels are german

should be fuck off kraut not foy

Pretzels are foreign
JF OUT

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did a post that got me banned now my roomate is gonna flip once he realizes he can't post on /int/

I tried pretzels because they looked nice but they weren't very nice

think the gf has me rumbled lads

she's started to question why I'm dating her instead of someone much hotter. not really sure what to say, can't just come out with "because hot girls are too much work and I can't be fucked" and I don't feel massaging her insecurities so she feels better about herself.

>>68293500
So Fabric is undead? Good good

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>>68293569
>for some firm that required me to know their obscure software
>still got trained on it haha
why the fuck do they do this

>>68293500
you go little penguin

you go

break free at any cost

is Pizzagate real?

>>68293703
>More to dating than appearance
>I like spending time with you/talking to you

So easy lad, it takes like 1 minute to say then thats it it's gone

>>68293731
yes

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You are all figments of my imagination, dance puppets, dance.

>>68293703
thats just the girl throwing out some kind of weird test to see how you feel about her.

>>68293711

saw an advert once where they asked for x number of years experience with certain software, but it was actually longer than the software had existed.

these companies are just pure evil

>>68293731
ask /pol/

>>68293703
she's cheating on you breh

fuck wimmin

>>68293703
call her an insecure bitch and shag her in the arse

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The building that Tim's flat is a part of.

Sadly it doesn't have a fancy name like "Spracklen House"

London is such a great city

>>68293701
some are pretty dry
it depends on who's making them

really buttery and soft ones with a bit of salt are perfect

>5:00am
>alarm rings
>wake up
>press snooze button
>legs feel warm
>alarm rings
>wake up again
>take a shower
>scarf down breakfast
>wait for bus
>travel on bus, don't get a seat
>walk to coffee shop
>wait in line for coffee
>walk to office
>login to computer
>check emails
>reply to emails
>stare at microsoft word editing factum for a contract dispute
>get confused about how to apply the organizing principle of good faith versus the duty of good faith versus bad faith doctrines
>read long verbose case about it, supreme court wasn't helpful
>read some other cases to see how they've applied the law
>find a couple quotes which help my case slightly
>go to lunch
>don't have time to enjoy it, so just go get chinese food and bring back to desk
>add in some lines to the factum, mull over what words fit best
>get some grease from the chinese food on my desk
>have meeting with coworker over another case
>go back to desk
>change language from passive to active language
>feeling exhausted around 3:00, go get single serve coffee from the office kitchen
>type some more things
>get email from partner asking me to urgently do something on another file
>waste next few hours reading through dusty textbooks about something lord denning said in obiter
>go back to desk to work on factum again
>get subway and bring it back to desk for dinner
>word isn't formatting footnotes properly
>print out the factum draft and put it in a 1.5" binder with clear sheets at the front and back and capital letter tabs so the partner can review it tomorrow
>get email from partner
>says the client just resolve the lawsuit
>dissamble binder, tabs, clear sheets, and recycle the paper
>go back to desk
>its 11:30pm
>decide to call it an early night
>go back to office
>post on 4chan for twenty minutes before I get tired
>have another shower and go to sleep
>double check alarm to make sure its set for 5am tomorrow

>>68293763
>throwing out some kind of weird test to see how you feel about her.
gf literally tried to get me to break up with her to see if i actually loved her and was in it for the long run

women are crazy

>>68293749
I wish, I'm really shit at disguising my feelings.

>>68293763
could be lad

>>68293787
no she definitely isn't lad, you don't know her

>>68293731
If it's not, those are some pretty fucking strange emails.

There's SOMETHING weird there.

@799
rasheed

>>68293544
either lie (they probably won't ever actually verify your work history) or apply for entry level technical positions (HVAC, become an electrician or a carpenter, mechanics always need entry level help, etc)

lots of places need assistant and are willing to train + you'll have plenty of room to work your way up.

redditor here, AMA

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>>68293754
can your figment of imagination do THIS

*kicks your arse*

>>68293806
shut up

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>>68293806
didn't read a SINGLE word of this

>>68293731
im not usually one to believe in conspiracy theories but i believe it. at the very least there's some sketchy shit going on with the clinton foundation and a lot of the political elite and we know for sure that john podesta is into some occult shit

>>68293699
>posting on 4chan without a dynamic IP

what is this madness

>>68293806
How much do you earn?

>>68293500
woah

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>call her an insecure bitch and shag her in the arse

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>>call her an insecure bitch and shag her in the arse

>>68293699
haha what was the post? anything weird that he'll see?

>>68293817
Don't care what you say

London is a beautiful, massive, historic, wealthy city. I don't give a shit that a few shitty poor areas on the outskirts give you the impression that the entire place is a shithole

London does far better than American/European cities which are either 80% black or 80% muslim

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>>>call her an insecure bitch and shag her in the arse

>>68293871
when will you get tired

>>68293731
what even is pizzagate?

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>>68293862
he posted some cheese pizza

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>>68293882

These yanks really don't know what they're missing with their cut cocks.

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>>68293874

>>68293874

erm

aren't the english a small minority in london

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>>68293895

>>68293896
yea phimosis and bacteria buildup sounds pretty exciting

>>68293810
>Disguising
Do some mental gymnastics lad
>Fit girls are too much effort to talk to
>Therefore it's not fun to talk to them
>Since she's not too much effort
>It must be fun

>>68293895
thats a shoop of israel as is the other one about jews

captcha: close canadian

>>68293560
janitor jobs require cars and I can't afford cars
could do dishwashing though
>>68293584
>>68293569
I've tried lying in various ways in the past and they've always seen through it. I try to avoid doing it now.

>>68293913
Ah yes because everybody has phimosis and nobody cleans their penis, of course.

we need to take in more Syrian refugees

>>68293938
go on then, lets see the head

>>68293847

Salary is only about 45k GBP but it escalates to 100k in maybe 6 years. If I get partner, then it jumps to 150k and keeps going.

The current rate isn't really worth it on a per-hour basis. And its the worst type of work, both (i) menial, and (ii) difficult. They only start paying you well once you've already given up on having a fulfilling life.

>>68293913
that's only for extreme autist weirdos on 4chan
i pull my foreskin back to wash my bellend in the shower everyday

>>68293917
they are both albania actually you lying fucking leaf. now blow along before I crack your fucking nut with a big stick

>>68293913
I know this is hard for amerisnips to understand but in the vast majority of cases phimosis is defeated by simple stretches.

And of course yanks don't wash their bellends.

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could throttle everyone of you runts

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>>68293947
here

>>68293963
how would you like a taste of my AK 74

>>68293957
sauce faggot

what happened to the tough guy angry irish lads who used to post here?

>>68293999
beat him in haxball

there are people from the northern american continent in MY /brit/ thread

not too sure about this

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>some sissy Brit boys have NEVER seen the most important part of their own willy

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>how would you like a taste of my AK 74

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-38210837

the thicc meme was right

getting kinda bored lads

>>68294007
yanks are ok but you should feel anger about the canadian problem

>he will never have any sensitivity in his bellend
>he will never know that feel when a girl rolls your foreskin back and starts licking the tip
oh to be an american..

>>68293999
/eire/ meetup

no survivors were found

>tfw no sensible dutch gf named Geertje

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>>68293988
now fuck off and stop being your typical lyin' leaf

*suddenly the entire thread is set ablaze*

>>68294050

fuckin hell, it a trap of the eternal anglo?

>>68294072
*blocks the only exit*

>>68294045
>>he will never know that feel when a girl rolls your foreskin back and starts licking the tip
haha yeah those americans..

my name jeff

>>68294066
all i wanted was the source, thank you!

*suddenly it turns out that i'm an undercover fireman who was sent here to turn off any potential blazes, and turn off the blaze in the thread he did. the end.*

hello gays

>>68293952
You wouldn't recommend a law degree then?

>>68294146
kankerhomo

>>68293978
I'll give $3,000 for it

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Trump LITERALLY eats babies
that's how you know he's a baddie

>>68294207
damn here you can buy them for like $400 from some guy from the internet that wants to meet in the Walmart parking lot

>>68294022
there's a reason wide hips are considered attractive
there's a reason most people find things attractive really

>>68294213
Donald Trump, HONEST Donald, he'd also LIKE you to think that he's not a baby eater, but he's never gone on record saying that he isn't.....
MAYBE HE'S TOO BUSY EATING BABIES

>>68294247
why do people find feet attractive

>>68294213
>>68294248
Sad!

>>68294261
you need a good pair of feet to walk and run on
you want to breed with a girl with good feet so that your kids will also have good feet

nobody finds flat feet attractive

>>68294261
4chan

>>68294213
this is the most redpilled comic of all time.
all of the powers that be eat and fuck babies and small children because its easy to extract the life force from children. it makes them feel youthful.

>pass my semester of night classes at tech school
>only friend in the class didn't pass
>gonna be all alone next semester

it's gonna suck even more pham

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>Looking for jobs online at 3 am at your uncles farm in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Such is the life of a mixed blood

actual tune ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkm8mGlfm9w

Business idea: we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>68294261
perverse

>>68294213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvc9_GDoWI4

handed in a shite essay lads
scared i'll get a desmond or worse overall haha that would be shite

>have to send in my phone by post to motorola if I want a screen repair

poooooo

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>>68294304
That future is called Nova Scotia.

>>68294304
na it's too far gone

not much we can do outside of genocide, but nobody's going to like that apart from the far right

though you might persuade an environmentalist or two that we're extremely overpopulated and that we need to exterminate everyone

just took a valium

>monarchists lost in russia
>nationalists lost in china

if America intervened then we would literally have no communism and a far better world today

just got rejected from one of my grad applications lads

>>68294326
bit of a shame that we essentially let each other do this to ourselves

>>68294320
try again, dumb fucking cuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africville

listening to the so called "rock" music

>>68294330
Where abouts in Staffs you from lad?

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>>68294261
cos my gf has nice feet and also cos im a pervert

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what happened to George Lucas?
he used to be one of the good ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykmZp5cgbkU

>>68294365
just a random flag mate

>>68294377
goldberg: give me star wars
lucas: Okay

that is it

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>Russian carrier just lost another aircraft in less than a month

>>68294345
America DID intervene dummy
hell there was a huge campaign in support of the monarchists in Russia.

>>68294379
Meanie. I've not seen a Staff flag on here since I came here a few months back.

>>68294396
it wasn't enough

business idea: state issued suicide orders for the pathetic and worthless

>>68294377
he got old and stopped caring and he didn't really want to do the prequels I think

(also he had people helping him more with the originals whereas with the prequels he just had lots of yesmen)

calling it early tonight

night boys

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Fucking leafy cunts shitting up a perfectly good general AS PER USUAL.

There is almost nothing I'd like to see more than a mass exodus to 1944 Auschwitz by all leaf posters on this board

>>68294403
sorry

thinking about making some cinnamon toast with a lot of butter and then having milk with it

>>68294423
good post

>>68294413
what criteria would determine who fall sunder pathetic and worthless?

>>68294345
Maybe YOU should have intervened. At the time you were just as powerful as us on the world stage.

>>68294456
browsing 4chan

>coffee in my mug has cooled down again
feels sad lads

>>68294482
all me

>>68294240
Im not even joking
I'll pay you $1 per round for 5.45

>>68294456
Long term unemployment
job centre letters would include the countdown until you're deemed of no use to the country

>that snap that birmingham lad just posted

screeching. why aren't you part of the /brit/ snapchat group?

>>68294502
kamen rider you mother fucker, shine on you crazy diamond

>>68294524
>blackmanonthephone.jpg

state of yanks itt

>>68293377
>they're Chinese
Really? Didn't think the Chinese looked like that

Always thought they were upper-class Koreans/Japanese. They dress really well

>>68294524
>t.Icelandic Anders Breivik

A Kiwi Got Detained By Kazakhstani Officials Who Didn't Believe NZ Was Real
https://archive.is/AnRsD

mmmm forbidden doughnut

>>68294527
screenshots
do people show themselves? I want to join but scared to post username

staying up late
reading book
dont want to go to hopital
or on holiday

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480351484663.webm

2bh lads

>>68294417
hell he had Joseph Campbell talking with him for the originals

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic international gun trafficker

>>68294527
how do i join?

30mg of Noopept straight up the arse

girl just texted me saying I'm better looking than literally everyone in her halls

reckon I'm in there lads

have not read a single post in this thread

>>68294636
rip
>>68294613
>5'4"
can you ride roller coasters?

>>68294549
link reddit thread

SHADILAY SHADILAY

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>>68294577

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>>68294613
IM NOT THE MANLET FFS

>>68294705
>that desperate compensation

screaming

>>68294705
>entire icelandic armory circa 1941 (colourised)

>android deleted all my contacts

ah yes thank you

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>>68294726
He's actually 5'6 (the manlet)

just purchased some penis pills lads

black girl here ama

is everyone a midget in iceland?

>>68294747
serves them right, glasses are in

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why does the leaf arouse just jealously? problem?

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>>68294743
more like my living room circa 2018

>>68294765
why do your pussies stink so much

>>68294778
literally the result of the shitty aus-can war of 2014 or something

there is nothing wrong with canadian posters

>>68294786
dude, you are such a badass, holy fuck, im sorry, dude, im sorry, just back off man dont fucking kill me

>>68294705
all the different Icelandic posters are your different characters

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>>68294539
???
me bad at english

From personal experience only thing I can say is white is a bit tighter but I think that depends on the girl too.
But honestly its all the same. Blk = probably wetter. They're just overall better at sex imo. If youve never had a blk girl or latino on top then you're missing out, I promise.

Edit: Just saw everyone talking about blk chicks being loose. Not true.

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>>68294815
its a joke lad

>>68294765
why do you look like poo

>>68294811
that whole internet rivalry thing was so cringey

>>68294854
MATE DELETE THIS POST PLEASE

>>68294770
no actually, Icelanders are a lot taller than brits on average
that's why it's even funnier, at 5'4 he is in the top 5 shortest grown adults on the entire island

>>68294816
a bit true
>>68174973
If this amerikanski is in this thread I would like to say almost all of those are me

>I know there was who posted when he was 17 and got his drivers licence (or something),
me
>Another from Akureyri, might be an immigrant?
me
>One guy really likes to talk about jeeps/trucks, but he's sad because he had to sell his off.
me
>teenage alt right stalker that goes to the same school as me and always makes reactionary shitpost replies to my threads
me
>that one underage b& nazi bwoy
me (not underaged anymore

>>68294854
ummm racist and
>>68294789
sexist much??

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>>68294839

>>68294786
>>68294705
>>68294752
shall be reporting this to the icelandic equivalent of GCHQ

*googles it*

oh you just have police and a counterterrorism squad of sorts I think

ahahaha

>>68294877
kys KEK

>>68294839
you're so cute

did not read a SINGLE post in this thread

canadian fisherman
canadian who knew literally everything (probably asian)
nova scotia (honorary brit)
canadian who posts old shit

>>68294839
will you be my gf?

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'member that eppy of dr. who where the ringo starr guests as the wacky man and beats the daleks?

of course, of course

>>68294922
don't encourage them

you now remember that time you did that really embarrassing thing with that girl

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>>68294922
>nova scotia (honorary brit)

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I don't understand women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqAozHRKzxI

Based Sam shitting on British slags

stop killing the mandem you fucking fascists

>>68294965
STILL don't understand if he's an ultimate post-ironic internet memer and everything in his videos is done on purpose, right down to the shit quality

*runs into the thread like Naruto*
Konnichiwa fellow shinobi's!

>>68294871
>might be an immigrant
are you the pole?
>teenage alt right stalker that goes to the same school
tell me about the guy who said that, why do you stalk him? do you discuss 4chan in real life?

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>>68294960
As soon as they get what they want, they think they are missing something from having it then decide to drop it and then act like victims because they're full of regret and they can't cope with their terrible decision.

>>68294960
and why would this deserve to be an article, there are millions of people who are alone and depressed. if shes alone its probably her own fault too, as it is in the case of 80% of the lonely people

>>68294999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brdx7kmxx2I

This is fucking kino though

>>68295046
don't be silly

men can't be alone or depressed

nor can they cry

>>68294965
Not interested in anything to do with yanks
>>>/cum/

>>68295052
the 3 cuck bros

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Two times per week, I apply a charcoal face-peel mask to my face, and spend a few minutes staring at my reflection in the mirror and making funny faces, pretending to be a black person.

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>>68294910
i know

>>68294924
yes for like one (1) minute

>>68295062
of course they can't but absolute faggots can

>>68295044
It shouldn't be an article, but if a woman marries an emotionless man. She will drive herself to insanity.

A man who simply does not react to a woman's vagaries will likely find himself with a psychopath or without a woman sooner than later.

>>68295090
what about 1 lifetime? x

Women literally cannot be lonely or depressed

Even some menopausal whore can find betas willing to worship her

Post a picture of any girl and I will photoshop her to look better.

>>68295078
is that a picture of you wearing the mask?


you look like a straight up bitch son

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>>68295129
No fuck off

>>68295113
pardon me imma on lunch break now

(You) me later my bf lad

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>>68295129
photoshop this

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this will be your pillow tonight

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>>68295129

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erica_Blasberg

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>>68295129

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>>68295129

>>68295158
fuark brehs

what's her routine?

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>>68295143
reminder that this guy has a gf and they watch anime together while you don't

>>68295150
delete this image mate

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>>68295129
no chance mate
let's see how good you really are

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>>68295143

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>>68295181
well wolverine is probably good in the sack

>>68295189
Christ
her face looks like one of those racial reconstruction surgery patients

>>68295181
I'd bin any girl who watches or even mentions anime in my presence

>>68295036
>are you the pole?
no lmao
It's a guy that goes to my school, I'm not autistic enough to actually talk about 4chan irl
I always post his name when he posts because his posts are so painfully obvious. He always posts pro commie shit

>>68295178
smolov curl routine + gomad

up in 2 hours and 17 mins for work

>>68294895
hes the one laughing mate, his government doesnt spy on him

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>>68295181

Britain is fucked isn't it, lads? This Casey report is fucking depressing.

https:// .4cdn.org/gif/1480351484663.webm

howling at this webm

don't know why lmao, none of it is true about me but I love hearing it.

also I hate myself lads haha

>>68295242
>his government doesnt spy on him
Funny joke

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up in 40 hours for work

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cringe

>>68295208
want to blow my load all over that disgusting hooknose t bh

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>>68295189
not very good

>>68295291
I want to cum on her tits and force her to lick herself clean

>>68295246
Im surprised it took this long for them to realise it

>>68295248
>that link
nice one drongo

>>68295306
Someone tweet this to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcPXkiIbe7U

>>68295248
virus do not click

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>tfw no female version of myself to date

>>68295306
Holy fuck a million times bettern, good job, she looks good now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQsqN_aWg4

>>68295347
>tfw I would be perfect for myself

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>>68295158

>>68295365
really? I'd fucking hate dating a girl version of myself

Hey guys. I'm curious about a city in the UK called swindon.
I heard some jokes made about this city, it's a bit of a meme, I heard.
Can you explain to me?

>>68295399
it's a shitehole

>>68295399
depressing place

>>68295413
yeah? how so? is it poor?

>>68295414
Uhm, you got me curious. Explain.

>>68295347
Dated the female version of myself for 5 years

Now I'm a broken man

Don't do it

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>>68295431
depressing rundown 70s town

it will drain every last part of your soul

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wew

>>68295347
holy shit, this so much.
hahaha i've dreamed about fucking myself once.
it was out of this world.

>>68295461
well, doesn't look that bad. i mean, maybe for the 1st world.

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>>68295398

wish america never used blacks as slaves, but just because i hate that there's so many over here because of it. i personally don't care about slavery

cuckolded my best mate on various occasions recently
feels good

>>68295347
>lazy as fuck
>autistic and very technical interests
>shite taste in music
>shite taste in everything cultured
>sound like a mong
quite a catch haha

>>68295487
this
honestly would have been better to just keep using the Irish

What are your favourite kind of threads? I like threads abot Australia being death island

>>68295476
are you planning to live there or something

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>wish america never used blacks as slaves, but just because i hate that there's so many over here because of it. i personally don't care about slavery

I wish I was in Tijuana
eating BBQ iguana

Why do South American countries not get any flak for slavery?

>>68295510
only like /brit/ 2bh

favourite episode is fedora autists or depression hours

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>yes, i still wet the bed

>>68295510
>>68293251

>>68295523
they aren't white

>>68295510
any thread that is not made by a leaf

>>68295519
I'M ON THE MEXICAN RADIO

>>68295523
would just be pissing in an ocean of piss

>western cartoons

go ahead and kys immediately

>>68295523
because they're shit and the white aristocracy already shat itself due to severe autism

dancing a jig

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>>western cartoons
>go ahead and kys immediately

brexit

>>68295563
https://youtu.be/3zfugAtGNXk?t=8m13s

whatever happened to the mexican?

>>68295601
good do

redpill me on life

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>>68295601