Australian Man punches a kangaroo in the face to rescue his dog

>>68290009
Rude, he didn't need to punch it.

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>>68290009
Kangaroos are very unfriendly. They drown dogs and attack children

Friendship with Kangaroo has ended, Now Emu is my best friend

>>68290009
>dat choking on the dog

dayum

Holy fuck that's hilarious

KangaPOOs BTFO

>>68290009
roo would have done a number on him he's lucky as fuck

>>68290352
Ugly ass 2 legged rats bet I'd fuck up any roo any day.

>>68290009
>A group of hunters got together to help a young cancer sufferer (terminal diagnosis) with his last wish of catching a 100 kg (220 pound) wild boar with his dogs.

Children in Need never does anything like that.

>>68290352
The guy's lucky himself, if the kangaroo kicked him he'd be fucked

>>68290467
can kangaroos actually hurt you that badly?

>>68290625
Red Kangaroos are large and can punch/claw, and kick really hard

wallabies are small and peaceful

>>68290625
apparently their claws can fuck you up when they kick you

>>68290625
Can literally disembowel you

>>68290625
Their claws can disembowel you

meaning create a wound so deep that your intestines literally start falling out of the wound

>>68290699
>>68290703
so he should have just shot that kangaroo to be safe

will keep that in mind if i ever am in australia

>>68290735
>>68290739
has this actually happened to anyone? seems hard to believe

maybe it could under perfect circumstances but is this actually a thing?

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>>68290467
thats what I said mate, the guy was lucky

>>68290792
probably, but would you risk it

>>68290431
He died on December 2nd. That's 4 days ago.
Feel bad man.

>>68290804
doesn't look like a particularly sharp claw

i just looked up pics of people attached by kangaroos and they just have scratches on them

>>68290804
That's a really big nail

>>68290861
Imagine it fingering your mum

yeah i can't find any examples of someone being badly injured by a kangaroo, including children who have been attacked

nice to see there's at least one animal that probably won't kill you in australia

>>68290804
For you

>>68290861
for you

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>>68290009
>This fucking accent

>>68290821
he should have died being attacked by dogs

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>>68290009
>An Australian man goes to his backyard

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>>68290804
doesn't looks like the kangaroo could move it fast, I think it only could hurt if is driven by it legs

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Luckily that roo is quite small.

>>68291148

what a fucking nigger

now i'm curious

Australians tell your 'Roo stories for us to hear

I wanna hear some shit like

>be in my yard
>'roo has kidnapped my little bruther
>fire a victorian bitter bottle over his fooking brow
>he leaves. The fucking cunt

>>68290974
That's weird to think of all the dead people we have put under in coffins.

I would like to be cremated personaly.

>>68291148
Is this achievable natty?

>>68291148
>Large mature males can stand more than 1.8 m (5.9 ft) tall, with the largest confirmed one having been around 2.1 m (6.9 ft) tall and weighed 91 kg (201 lb).[6]