/brit/

/brit/ sucks

Terrible edition

KNEECAP
HIS
UNCLE
Lads

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who dies /brit/ want to win sound of 2017?
surely it HAS to be dave or aj tracey

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WARNING: THIS IS A NAZI CONTROLLED THREAD

>tfw terrible overbite that i never got corrected

>>68289537
>>68289594

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Here are 10 of the lovely ladies that reside in my harem. Roll to see which of these temptresses you get to spend a year to do ANYTHING with (some even have a surprise for you)

>SD card corrupted

im going to fucking kill myself

>>68289653
Don't know any of these tbqh

very disappointed with the so called prostate wank desu

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>>68289662
are you a gril
it may look good on you

>>68289668
>ladies

>>68289668
3 get

>>68289672
>2016
>people still think SD card slots are a feature

>>68289598
lol imagine getting a fancy pen for christmas if my mum and dad did that to me i'd stab them in the jugular and convince the police/child line they raped me every night at 8pm

>>68289672
what did you have in that SD card

wanna take me to maccies and that
cuz their girlfriend is a little rat

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I've got $500 to blow on clothing (seasonal clothing allowance) but I've already got enough cheap shirts and cargo shorts.

Help me pick out some cool clothing from
http://www.cyberdog.net/collections/testestestest

>tfw terrible underbite that i never got corrected

What's the strongest a woman has ever come on to you lads that wasn't a gf/ partner?

>Went out at uni once and some girl offered to buy me drinks and hold my coat the whole way round, she seemed really insistent so whatever.
>Finally leaving and ask for my coat, she offers to walk me home.
>Black out, wake up in a field with her sucking me off, my hand in a load of nettles, she won't stop and it's really toothy.
>Tell her I can barely see and want to go home (did a mild panic because I wasn't sure what the fuck was going on)
>She starts saying she has condoms back at hers if I just go with her we could fuck and nobody has to know.

I'm not even remotely good looking, no idea where thefuck that come from.

>>68289698
I give you my word that at least half of them are

>>68289695
That does NOT look good

>>68289694
i tried it once
feels like shitting in reverse, uncomfortable, 3/10

>>68289728
would throw rocks at you if I saw you in public wearing this tripe

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>>68289732

>>68289668

Are these all trannies or something?

Rolling anyways

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>>68289695

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The old 'xiety is a funny one

Getting less of the social, but more of the generalised kind recently

Really makes the noggin flicker

>>68289732
>What's the strongest a woman has ever come on to you
>implying

>>68289762
I'm always flattered when people say stories from my distinctly average life are lies.

That either means my life isn't that bad or that some people are just really boring.

>>68289668
roll

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>>68289752
you don't look good

>>68289764
>>68289743

I imagine a lot of you look/act like that nonce in that Black Mirror episode

>>68289732
Fucking weird lad, she probably spiked you and has a rape fetish
Strongest for me was just a girl grabbing my arse
>>68289762
I believe him tbqh

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>>68289662
>why don't you smile anon

Back from jiu jitsu absolutely fucked

>>68289787
It's pretty uncommon to get knocked out and raped by a woman mate

>>68289732
when i was younger this qt used to always hug me and constantly take pictures of us on her phone
she'd try and talk to me whenever I was out
i basically just blanked her and only realised when a friend told me she was mad for me

>>68289811
It was really weird though, I knew her from class but she was fucking silent.

Probably should have seen it coming when a girl was offering to buy me drinks. She wasn't great though so maybe that's why she thought I was easy prey.

>he watches Black Mirror

>Had a smoker's cough for four months now even though I don't smoke at all
I'm going to be fine, right? Starting to get a little paranoid, desu.

Imagine lying on here then getting very upset when it's pointed out.

got knocked out and raped by a gang of small oil coated Japanese girls on my way home from work today

>>68289820
>not boxing
Get OUT of Dublin, Xhang

What a boring fucking thread
Boring facebook cunts

You have absolutely fucking ruined /brit/

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https://twitter.com/cosmixhoney/status/805247637410770944

Reminder that women do not believe white lies are lies and therefore should never be trusted

>>68289732
when i was a prepubescent a slightly older really slutty girl was really into me

she probably would have had sex with me

>>68289845
the christmas episode was a good one

>Workout
>Eat healthy
>Get enough protein
>Take multivitamins
>Buy fitting clothes
>Stay up to date with current events
>Brush teeth consistently
>Get a haircut that suits your head
>Get rid of glasses
>Keep skin clean
>Sleep 7+ hours a night

Reminder if you aren't doing these things, than you have no reason to complain about no gf

>>68289820
>foreign sports
fuck off

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>What a boring fucking thread
>Boring facebook cunts

>You have absolutely fucking ruined /brit/

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>>68289863

https://en.lichess.org/VRLQP9YU

>>68289732
Alri Mark

>>68289851
If it lasts more than 3 weeks you should see a doctor
Seriously see a fucking doctor lad, please

might stay up for another 3 hours lads

Am I going to fail this exam tomorrow? Yes

Do i rate kiwis? No

>>68289856
I do Muay Thai too

>>68289904
runt

>>68289732
A girl once said I have nice teeth.

>>68289878
most of these aren't necessary

>>68289904
Might just be a correlation there mate

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>Foreign sports
>fuck off

So what do I do? Hurling and Gaelic?

>>68289732

Knew a girl from school who started to work same place I did and she used to ask me round to her house after work sometimes.
Asked me to help her with Accounting, ended """showing""" me her room and """accidentally""" leaving her underwear all over the place, started talking about sex then.
I didn't do anything though, she had a bf and I'm a faggot anyway.
She invited me to her birthday party too and when I didn't go she rang me up at 3am looking for a """lift""".

She doesn't talk to me anymore, think she got mad for obvious reasons.

>>68289906
Bet i could still bounce your head off the ground you fragile slanty-eyed knobjockey

>>68289878
only 3 me

2016? More like poo-thousand and sixteen

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>>68289863
>>>/pol/ is that way my man

>>68289933
Yes.

>>68289933
Football and rugby

>>68289878
>get rid of glasses
ah yeah I'll just click my fingers and make my eyesight better

>>68289933
Boxing is the true Irishman's pass time, we didn't even invent it and it's still ours

>>68289878
Reminder that literally millions of normdrones don't do half of this and still have meaningful relationships.

>>68289732
Night was winding down and bar was emptying

Was standing near the dance floor

Girl approaches me suddenly and wines pon mi

She sucked me off at a park near the bar

>>68289950
Something wrong with her face I think, can't put my finger on it

>>68289956
absolute runt

My favourite musicians are Elliott Smith, Sufjan Stevens and Chet Baker. Do I have good taste? Think I'm probably hipster-tier desu.

>>68289956
try contact lenses, i'm gonna get those soon

>>68289974
Sure, but face it, you're not a normdrone. So suck it up and put in the work

What should i get the gf for christmas? We both agreed it's only gonna be a small thing for around a tenner. Was thinking body butter but i'm not sure

How comfy are you lads right now? I'm wrapped up warm watching the original Dragonball, might just pull an all nighter doing so since it's maximum comfy and I don't feel like sleeping.

>>68289950
r9k is the woman hate board

>>68289984
Are you me?

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>>68289950

>>68289984
bit of a fag aren't ya

>>68289974
Cause we don't use words like "normdrones" you fucking tit

>feeling a bit down
>remember Elliott Rodger was a real person
>feel better

>>68290000
My cock

It's a small thing desu

>>68289977
her?

>>68289966
we were heavily influential in its codification

>>68290026
theres a bit of elliot in us all

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>>68289998
>Tfw do all of these things and NO GF
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>68290004
laying in bed, same shit different day, 6/10

Applying to beautifulpeople

Wish me luck lads

>>68289998
>is a yank
>gives shit advice

figures
My New Years resolution is going to be to bully every yank out of /Brit/

>>68290005
oh yeah
alt-righters though
>>68290014
what's this
the women you know are shallow skanks who repost silly facebook pictures so they must all be?
or you get rejected and just project that image onto everyone else?

*farts into your open mouth*

>>68290030
Your cock isn't worth a tenner unfortunately

>>68289732
>be me in undergrad
>chubby awkward girl falls head over heels for me
>she takes photos of me in public and posts them to a facebook album of hers
>she leaves gifts outside of my dorm room
>eventually, she finds out my class schedule and switches into some of my classes
>starts waiting outside my room before I'm about to walk to class
>she walks with me, initially trailing several metres behind me
>eventually works up the courage to talk to me and sit beside me in class
>friend gives her my phone number and she constantly texts me despite me only replying once
>she keeps trying to invite me to parties or dates or restaurants
>finally get fed up of the stalker and try to throw her off by skipping our mutual classes and not frequenting the same areas
>suffer through a game of her following me and desperately trying to connect over the course of the next few years of undergrad
time passes
>its the last month of undergrad
>I decide to go to a big party, and she shows up there too and spots me
>challenges me to a drinking contest
>I drink quite a bit of vodka while she dumps hers secretly and drinks pure chase
>I get pretty drunk, and she offers to walk me home
>we get back to my place, and she offers herself inside
>starts physically coming on to me
>decide what the hell could go wrong, I'll never see her again probably
>have sex with her, with no condom
>wake up the next morning realizing I came inside her
>try to get to her to leave, and she happily obliges strangely
time passes
>a few months later, she's pregnant in her facebook photos
>nobody knows who the father is
>she has no record of boyfriends in the past few years
>she isn't known to sleep around frequently
time passes
>she has the child
>three years have since gone by
>and still, nobody knows who the father is

>>68290064
you're ugly jordan

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>living in uni accommodation
>kitchen above me full of normies
>have to hear girls laughing and lads bantering every night

Kill me

>>68289940
You could try but it wouldn't work

I'd damage your thighs with some big kicks and maybe a few jabs and hooks to the jaw then I'd flip you on your bony little Arse and pound your insufferable face into a fine red paste

>>68289966
Nothing wrong with Muay Thai for a striking sport, plenty of Irish lads competing in Thailand atm

>>68289878
Barely any of these matter, you missed
>Be sociable and have friends
Literally the single most important factor assuming you aren't fat or hideous

>>68290007
No I don't think so, I've never even been to America.

>>68290015
Yeah haha, not actually a genuine homo just like 'sensitive' music.

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Phew

>>68290004
just sitting here doing nothing as usual, feel a bit shitty to be honest

>>68289878
I do all this consistently and have no gf

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>>68290037
>implying that Sinead, vanguard of the few whites left in the US, is anything resembling a male

@68290080
shall not be reading this undoubtedly riveting and not at all autistic leafpost

anyone ever watched a 70mm IMAX here

What can we replace fedora posting with? Hmmmmmm

>>68290103
Maybe we're long lost twins
Or soul mates even :o

We can dance to Angeles at our wedding

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>>68290046
Nice
>>68290094
>I'd damage your thighs with some big kicks

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Whew

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You're walking in the park when this finely statured fellow gets your dog in a headlock

What do you do? Keep in mind he's 6'9 and built like a brick shithouse

>>68290148
vape posting

Why are there people who go to the cinema at 3-4am

>>68289878
You forgot

>Book extensive maxillofacial surgery

>>68290197
Seems comfy

>>68290157
it's not a coincidence that the first bout to determine the heavy weight champion of the world was between two ethnically irish fighters

>>68290197
have a cheeky wank in it

>>68290185
>this is a 10/10 in Australia

>>68290197
To watch a film i think

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>>68290157

>have an EE contract
>my network shows up as T-Mobile

ah yes britain

>>68290185
>6ft9
Ha, pick the little fella up and chuck him away

>>68290185
heem him and the dog
the weak should fear the clever

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>>68289878
>tfw I literally don't do any of this and I have a gf

weird haha

>>68290149
Surely Say Yes should be our wedding song you fucking pooftah, I like Angeles but I just don't think it's quite right for the occasion. And I'm having Between The Bars for my funeral after I die from alcoholism.

>>68289653
man like dave

i haven't interacted with anyone of my age in 6 months

Are kangaroos actually hard?

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>>68290267

do dolies and disability scroungers get christmas bonus in the UK? Here's it's about 150 euro for this on the full 200 a week

>>68290222
gf wanked me off in the cinema before and I done a big cummy on my jacket :3

>>68290272
>>68287423

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Honestly nothing enrages me more than the sound of women laughing

Reckon it's my 'tism telling me they're laughing at me

>>68290283
My dick is

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>>68290283
Hard as fuck tbqh

One swipe of this marsupials claws WILL tear your torso wide open

They're also naturally muscular and have low bodyfat %

>>68290185
Honestly lad that aussie punching the roo was the most pathetic slap I've ever seen. Would've knocked that wee uppity cunt out like i don't know what

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>>68290304
>go for a walk
>hear people laughing 50m away
>assume they're laughing at me

>>68290080
Shan't be giving this post the time of day

>>68290303
Clean up your acne lad

>sit at the front of the bus on the top deck
>completely empty
>put headphones in and anticipate a comfy ride home
>at the next stop loads of college kids get on and sit at the front
>moving around, making loads of noise, laughing
>keep catching glimpses of them in the reflection in the window
ahhhhhhhh yes *has panic attack*

>>68290269
You're right bb
I got caught up in the thought of you in my poison arms

My favourite artists are Neil Young, Ben Folds and Nick Cave. What does that say about me?

>>68290303
couldn't hear that from down there short stuff

And it's another episode of the gf taking all of the duvet again

>>68290327
>>68290131

Let me summarize then

>crazy girl likes me
>spends years stalking me
>gets me drunk one night
>I have sex with her
>I might be the father of her kid

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Probably a Northerner haha.

>>68290321
Wise up you fruit, there's not a slap in you

>>68290359
You are russian, I can tell that much

>>68290345
tried
didnt last
accepted it and realized I'd rather spend time on my sled than my face

>>68290370
dont care

>>68290370
oops

>>68290314
That's a different breed of kanga than the video

really want to visit Boston and Chicago

>go for a walk in the beautiful streets of Peñalolén
>sit in the park, nobody around
>smoke a bunch of cigs, watch the smoke fly around in the air

even though i feel like shit, this is one of the comfiest feels

>>68290358
Bit gay haha

>>68290359
I started this gimmick and I did NOT give permission for you to copy it. A Russian, of all people!

really nice how everything worked out in the end
everyone got what they deserve

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>>68290392

The boss showed a partner company's CEO around our lab and introduced me as "Anon, our team's genius" lads.

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Which one should I ask for as my Christmas pressie?

need my sack ripped off by an an angry alpha male kangaroo

>>68290410
used to love that feel at 3am

can't afford cigarettes anymore though so I haven't smoked in a week

>>68290391
Fair enough, maybe it'll go in time aye

>>68290437
want a medal or summit ha

just want one qt gf, is that so much to fucking ask?

>>68290438
the cute one in the yellow jersey

>>68290437
*bows down before you*

>>68290454
why are you unable to get a gf?

https://youtu.be/3gqBvH2N3P0

aussies make me howl

>>68290412

But where is the proof?

>>68290410
que tal penaloen
hay muchos japs?

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>A muscular brick shithouse red kangaroo will never tear your bollocks open with one clean swipe of his claw from the Arse crack to the scrotum leaving a gouging red mess

>>68290379
Me spewing forth the eldritch death fumes of pestilence.

>>68290410
One of my favourite memories is living in Beijing and going to the 7-Eleven at like 3am, buying loads of cream doughnuts and sweets and sitting in my room just posting on the chon and looking out my window


comfy max

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>Me spewing forth the eldritch death fumes of pestilence.

>>68290437
By partner company, are you talking about an associate or subsidiary?

>>68290489
japs? no he visto ninguno

>>68290509
hello normoid

new ATCQ albums pretty good

What are your MAL stats?
4620 episodes desu

>>68290379
maybe thats just what english sailors looked like in those days

need my useless gonads torn asunder from my body by a berserk kangaroo and left to rot in the beating outback sun

>>68290437
how do planes work?

>>68290516
I had this, but it was because i was poor

>>68290437
nice lad

>>68290516

hyperrunt life

the game won't shut down and the task manager wont open think my pc is fucked

>>68290532
1242 episodes

How does having a stiff upper lip impact snogging a girl?

>>68290488
You have my word sir.

>mfw posts like this from some third world shit holes.

You think you´re really fucking clever because of your nice little comment there, do you? I tell you what shitskin: You life is pure shit. Complete shit. There is nothing you can change about it. At the very moment your whore mom pushed that piece of shit out of her dirty pussy that shouldn't even be allowed to carry a name you lost. You never had a chance. You have to pick up shit from the streets to afford yourself a internet connection while your grandma is running on a hamster wheel so the connection doesn't break off. What do people from shit countries even think when writing stuff like this? I just smile because I know even if I fuck up the worst way possible my life will be a 100x times better than yours. When I visit your shit landmass your females pussies will go crazy because they want to fuck the wealthy white man. When you visit Europe people will just avoid you and check their pockets if nothing is missing. You can "banter" as much as you like but at the end I still win mehmet. Never forget that.

>>68290482
im jewish

>>68290610
Haha get fucked Schlomo

>>68290595
Rorke

>>68290522
Much larger company (~10k employees to our 30) we have been subcontracted by recently which is supposedly looking to buy our company.

>>68290558
Wings and such I reckon.

he's made an absolute brexit of that

>>68290587
>show little to no emotion around a girl

they think you're a serial killer

>show too much emotion around a girl

gay serial killer

Don't know why Bond was so desperate to get off that contraption in Goldfinger's lair. If that was me I'd be inching myself as close to the laser as possible, aching to have my pathetic little spuds sliced off my body.

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h-h-here we go

See you in two days mates

memed myself into affixing everything with "the so called"
takes conscious effort to not say it out loud
aaahhh yesssss

>>68290645
One of the only ball busting posts to ever make me laugh out loud

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>ABSOLUTELY NOT

Weed has completely destroyed my memory
I literally can't remember anything that's happened more than 2 days ago

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>>68290646
>Absolutely not

>>68290595

kek

>>68290516
>raised on egg and chips
No
>played in the dirt
Sometimes, I was a child after all. Mum says I never liked getting dirty though
>Had 4 TV channels & no remote
5 and one remote
>school day always started with assembly
At primary school yes
>shops were closed on Sunday
Most were, a few weren't though
>Watched films without thinking they were real
I was a child, so obviously I wanted to think of them as real
>recorder the top 40 by blocking the holes on cassette tapes
No, I did record funny cassette tapes with my sister though
>drank water from a hose
Obviously
>didnt know what a happy meal was
Course i knew what one was. And i loved the toys
>and still turned out ok
I did not

How did i do lids?

>>68290646
Absolutely not

>>68289668
roll

recently started listening to infowars because i was hungry for post election trump discussion and pizza gate discussion so i figured that would be the best place to get it

should have started listening to it years ago

now i drink colloidal silver and smoke liver cleanse daily, i'm a new man

listening to some sargon of akkad

>>68290646

fuggos OUT

>>68290646
Hmmm Absolutely not

Anyone else really embarrassed to be seen with their parents.
My mum n dad picked me up today to give me a lift home but we got stuck in traffic n there was loads of girls from my class stood at the bus stop opposite and my dad was basically dancing in the passenger seat and they pointed at me for some reason and my mum saw and smiled at them.

Was really embarrassing

>beter dan

>>68290670
ah yes the so called meme out loud "problem"

>>68290524
:( que triste, oí que son los lidered de chile

>>68290715
Underage b&

>>68290677
remember donald trump getting elected?

>>68290705
Have you tried SUPER MALE VITALITY(tm) yet?
My dicks grown 5 inches in a week and my pineal gland is 100% decalcified

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Is he /ourguy/ ?

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>>68290715
>my dad was basically dancing in the passenger seat and they pointed at me

i'd be embarassed too

>>68290743
18, look 20, feel 14

>>68290715
now you have something to talk about when you see those girls, believe it or not your chances of having sex with all of them went up a few %age points

>>68290532
5,495 episodes, 270 completed, feels like nothing desu

sacas una foto de tu ventana porfi chileño

>>68290532
0 episodes

>>68290747
"it's made me as strong as i've been since i was 22 when i could bench press 400 pounds, squat 600. it's crazy."

>>68290787
está oscuro

>>68290771
>18
>caring about being embarrassed by your parents
Stopped that shite at 17 lad, you don't pick your parents, every shitebag knows that
Fuck anyone who doesn't like your family tbqh

might post my dick on /soc/ dick rating threads and get the opinion of normal heterosexual males who frequent those threads and perhaps the occasional female right lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOkBZjE1HOw
mastubating to the idea of playing this while driving my E39 540

>>68290787
>chileño


estas hablando con una chilena..........

>>68290777
>>68290532
>>68290582
>He's a male
>He's 18+
>He still watches anime
Beautiful [ ]
Hmmm OK [ ]
No [ ]
ABSOLUTELY NOT [X]

>>68290805
:( hazlo brillante

im obssessed on instagram with a girl I don't even know

we all have a bit of elliot inside of us

Best song on Pablo Honey?

>>68290840
a gimmick with potential

>>68290701
>flag
wahey wahay *10 minutes

Playing RE7 demo bricking it lads

>>68290840

I haven't watched anime since undergrad, though.It was just a phase.

I even got an awkward threesome with some runt girls at a convention out of it.

rate the so called din dins

can of mackerel on toast
mug of cocoa

>>68290857
Waheyyy

Whereabouts lad? Littleover here

>>68290072
Americans arent afraid of pakis.

>>68290807
When i leave college I'll probably feel this way but I've still got half a year of basically being a kid.

Also it's more the fact i dont want people knowing i have 2 parents because then they think you're privileged and happy when my dad abused me my childhood and i bought everything i own myself

Wish I was a chav tbqh

>>68290846
me da miedo que puedas ser un violador asesino

>>68290887
if it's mackerel in tomato sauce there's literally nothing wrong with that

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Pretty sure there's going to be a big argument at work tomorrow between my manager and her manager

>>68290532
What the fuck is a MAL?

>his gf/fiance/wife doesn't cook for him

culinary cuckoldry

>>68290836
>not blasting this as your drift around Reykjavik at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

>>68290854
creep 2bh

>>68290898
estas muy lejos cari xx

>>68290859
Wish I had P.T. on my PS4 so I could get my da to play it and have him scared out of his wits.

>>68290890
heanor
this place is a shithole

>>68290910
My Anime List

>>68290859
new demo any good?

>>68290893
>having fantasies about experiencing tragedy
The Germans have a name for this

>>68290903
the tomatoe ones are objectively the best

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r8 this strong Colombian male from /lat/

>>68290909
yeah women in the work place are always mad about something

now i know why men back in the day mostly just worked with other men (no homo) and if they had women there would be a few in subordinate roles. we should go back to that.

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>>68290944
Dreams?

>>68290913
my mom cooks for me

Installing Kazaa lads.

>>68290984
this is disgusting

>>68290958
hes got really nice eyes

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>>68290984
ah yes

>that time my mum let my rabbit starve to death to prove a point

Accidentally downloading child porn from WinMX again lads.

the best job I ever had was working in a McDonalds
the manager was lovely

office work makes me want to commit sudoku

do you feel that christmasy atmosphere in the air yet? you know, christmas lights, music, trees, decoration...

because i don't feel it yet

>>68290984
>I have a son and he's caramel colored
>I'm a single mother

well at least she's being realistic

>>68290984
>deployed in Ghana
why does this always get me

>>68291040
is your house decorated yet?

https://m.soundcloud.com/anomalyxd/anomaly-kms-feat-atlas
me

>>68291032
haha, whoops

forgot west london exists

>>68291040
listen here kid, you're a boring twat and your posts are fucking tiring to read

do us all a favour and fuck off yeah?

>>68290093
this what it must have felt like to live near me in my first year haha

>>68291061
methinks this is not an original comment

>>68291080
ladbroke grove is where I reside

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>>68291073
nope

>>68291084
i read your post and pic related

from this day forward i will only eat junk food once every 20 days, MAX

>>68291032
>Accidentally
>flag
yeah ok

another cringey attempt at humour

texas shan't be getting any more of my (You)s

>tfw me and my only friend are depressed NEETs who are covered in self harm scars
I wonder what people think when they see us in public. We're both absolute messes. Fuck me.

>people shitting on the spic
>not shitting on kiwiland's absolutely abhorrent and worthless posts
Good idea this one

>>68291142
amusingly enough the american gf I had at uni got horribly ill if she didn't eat a burger at least once per week

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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!

you're not even worth mentioning you bender

KLUKKAN ER LUMMA

haha thanks

>shan't

I think you'll find that using shall not instead is much more esoteric, while the use of shant is dangerous idiosyncratic

I remember when extraflags first came out and it was revered and literally everyone was using it

HOW THINGS CHANGE

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doing a watch of Hitler: the rise of evil. I must say, how can they get away with such a grossly inaccurate portrayal and pass it off as History.

Watching him beat a dog was ridiculous, it doesn't take much research to know that he loved animals and dogs in particular. The whole 'Look how autistic he is with every intimate social interaction' also really gets the ol noodle cookin

>>68291265
>>>/pol/

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>this fag pretending he doesn't love me

i see right through your lies m8

>>68291258
ain't reading this

at work tonight i ran into a really really qt girl that i had seen before when she was getting trained and she flashed me a smile and the eyes in her first or 2nd week.

tonight she was ambling around slowly while sucking on a lolly pop looking like she was just killing time, she was wearing a nice little red dress and sandals so there was lots of skin on display today. she went to a cubicle and i looked up at her for a second as i was passing by and she kept audibly sucking the lollypop and she started walking towards the isle of the hallway as i passed by, came within 4 inches of a girl who was sucking something in her mouth......... first time for me..... tonight will be forever burned into my memory.

>>68291265
>i defend a genocidal maniac
you know there's an entire board dedicated to that

how is bias even real nigga just read something else looooool

>that fat girl you bullied at secondary school is now even fatter and uglier, and also cakes her face in makeup

ah yes

>>68291265
Absolutely loved the bit where he molested his niece

>>68291220
So who are you actually quoting?

SOMETIMES I FEEL VERY SAD
SOMETIMES I FEEL SAD (SAD)
I GUESS I JUST WASN'T MADE FOR THESE TIMES

>>68291307
Not a single word

>>68291338
>>68291338
>>68291338
>>68291338
>>68291338

>>68289728
Give me the $500 instead, I won't waste it like you would. Idiot.

>>68289593
>>68289593
>>68289593
oldnew

>>68291344
theres an old new faggot

>>68291344
theres an old new faggot

>>68289668
For the love of god please 1

>>68291314
>>68291288
It's not about "defending" him, it's about history being rewritten so we can circle jerk even harder about how we defeated le evil gas man

>>68290014
They do if they want me to fuck them lmao

>>68291288
more like >>>/his/
I'm by no means a nazi sympathizer but when there is perfectly good evidence which shows that, much unlike his political/public persona, he was a man who had emotions, doubts, joys, and so on. By all means he helped orchestrate perhps the worst conflict and genocidal event in human history but the profile that most non-learned folk will attribute to him is far better suited to men like Reinhardt Heydrich.