/brit/:

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>He doesn't like bacon

benis

The old 'xiety is a funny one

Getting less of the social, but more of the generalised kind

Really makes the noggin flicker

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which dave is more important

>>68289935
all daves are very important

>>68289935
>nigger
>ever important

>tfw being tall enough to instinctively duck, but not actually tall enough to hit head

>>68289935
The one on left because he obviously doesn't have AIDS and even if he did he would never be able to spread it.

I'm going to add a middle name soon. What should it be?

My current first, middle and last names are pretty common anglo names.

how many brexits can we do?

>>68289674
ah yes white trash

>>68291373
rasheed

theres an old new faggot

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>>68291162

>>68291162
anything 2 syllables is pretty good

does janny still ban you if you post vapeman?

>posting in a yank edition

Ah yes the so-called "lads"

>>68291413
only if you offend him

if your full name is longer than four syllables you are a rasheed

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>does janny still ban you if you post vapeman?

>>68289935
lookin' good, Dave

FACT: Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world.

>>68291446
I love this picture

>>68291452
nope that's chileans

>>68291182
just keep on splitting until the concept of a country disappears completely

no need to name a patch of dirt or apply rules to it, just keep brexiting on away forever

>>68291452
the flips are weak

>>68291448
Thanks, Dave

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new twitter gimmick: the one finger challenge

quite clever really

>>68291452
alri half pinoy half canadian

ENCORE UNE FOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>68291446
>>68291464
>the hat
>the glasses
>the vape
It's like it was made for 4chan

>>68291485
Yes, it's a great way to find out who should be eliminated from the genepool.

>>68291485
she looks like a blobfish, would still fuck though

give me attention

>>68291501
>Half Canadian

Doesn't exist.

why

>>68289935
Are dave is

But the real question is which dave is are dave???

>>68291524
hey there soldier, what's your name?

*eye fucks you*

>>68291519
vapeman is just so fucking perfect, his raised eyebrows and unkept hair are on point

>>68291532
half-anglo or half-french then

>24 unique posters
Come on lads, give us a You.

>(You)

>>68291543
does your love hurt do much

You

@68291559
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4R66MRVEZY
me in me E36 lads

>having anything nice to say about pinoys

<<68291559
>>68291574
>>68291584
>>68291591

All me

>>68291559
>>68291559
>>68291559
>>68291559
>>68291559
alri mate

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>I love this picture

>>68291619
DELET

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me on the right

i REALLY want to post vapeman but you know how janny reacts

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>68291645

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480986293232.webm

>>68291660
you JUST know that he got hatposted at one point

got lost in the sauce

>>68291588
link to test

janny banned me for a fedora before

never had a gf lads

Who is the fattest here?

320 pounds here

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>i REALLY want to post vapeman but you know how janny reacts

>>68291706
uk.isidewith.com

who is the thinnest here?

112 lbs here

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>>68291664
That cat is hilarious

That penguin is saddening

I don't know how to feel right now.

>>68291718
twice my weight lad
You fat fuck kys

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Repost

God i just hate white people so much
like just kill them all already

>>>/mu/69490311

discovered a chav lads

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shuddering about the time I shagged a really fat bird
and I ain't talking a bit chubby, I mean a proper yank tier whale

>>68291740
post ass

I remember for a while there was no janny on /int/, or at least he never bothered to do anything.

it was a month of constant shit posting.

>>68291771
Got any pics to post? Quite fancying a quick butchers at her

>>68291718
haha you're fucking poor I have 600 pound

>>68291769
just called him a chav, ta

>>68291781
it's just skin and bone :dddd kill me x-DD

>>68291771
we all know you're a virgin

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Thinking of going for a classic middle part curtains look guys, Brendan has nailed it here, what do you think?

>>68291769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3hxXQoUx4

Having some mushed up weetbix at 2 in the afternoon

How wacky am I lads

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>>68291030

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*samples Scottish cuisine*

*presses your shift key 5 times without you noticing*

I tried heroin once and it was fucking shit and I just felt sick

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>>68291785
i suppose the haitiANO went crazy with the scat posting

>>68291799
nope was a girl I met in the pub, don't even remember her name
>>68291807
>we all know you're a virgin
this is a normie general fuck off

>>68291811
chooon

>>68291807
c u l o

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I really don't know how I'm supposed to go on now that the kiwi PM has resigned

feel dreadful

has mexicunt been around lately?

>>68291763
>agreeing with green economic policy

Americans really are retarded

>>68291816
>injecting mars bars

>>>/mu/69490589

Utter fucking mong

>>68291835

I can't remember that, but I remember porn threads staying up for days and cheese pizza not being dealt with

>>68291851
>b-but I'm a Radical Centrist with all these views

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>>68291808
careful lad, you'll be walking a fine line

>>68291829
One of my students (I teach programming in an MSc course) turns Caps Lock on and off whenever he needs to capitalise a word.

Dismal.

>>68291869
>>68291769
FUCK YOU GUYS I AM NOT A CHAV

do girls like lads with big arses?

me arse is quite large from squatting and deadlifting

lads how do I get my life back on track?

>>68291880
Green economic policy is literally "LOL SPEND MONEY FOREVER"

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>>68290054
>be Argentine
>burn steak

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Posting more inspiration

>>68291769
fuck off pardner

>>68291901
yes, at least they do here

>>68291908
/r/getmotivated , also just be yourself

hm yes very interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQJ8bJj1XIs

>>68291813
heh

>>68291898
What a fucking mong.

>>68291901
don't reckon they give that much of a shit in general

in general they probably like broad shoulders, a six pack, slim or slightly muscly

besides that it's tall and good looking

>>68291968

money.

>>68291850
I think he's necked himself

>>68291912
Fair enough, I guess that's why I'm a Democrat in the US.

>>68291901
My mum used to tell me I need to get a gf.

Then I started lifting.

Now she tells me my thighs are too big.

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Yes, curtains cannot go wrong, that's it decided

>>68291991
i guess, although I've not yet met a girl for whom this was an issue

>>68291995
good

>>68292004

the fuck, your mam comments on your body?

just burnt my tongue lads :x

>>68291944
sounds like hes saying "when they don't accept the quimby" as in mayor quimby of the simpsons.


quimby is a poor mayor and politicians like him should be attacked by drones of people

the simpsons is full of codes...

>>68292023
Only when she wants me to skip leg day.

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who /needsanEdwardianEnglishgf/ here?

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>>68292004
my mam used to do the same
now she just doesnt

quite sad really

>>68292031
they predicted the chapecoense plane crash

>>68292023
My mum laughed at me when she first saw my thighs after 2 years of lifting :(

soggy weetbix with yoghurt really is an underrated food choice, I recommend you lads try it.

>>68292048
he walks like he's trying to hide a boner, or maybe he's about to shit himself

>>68292058
Once got lost in the forest and didn't eat for 8 hours and then the first thing I ate was weetabix and in my delirious state I actually thought I liked it

>>68292023
Mine does but she has nothing but good things to say.

>>68292058
>weetabix

enjoy eating cardboard, runt

>>68291940
do they talk about it?

it's 2pm in New Zealand and it's 10pm here

so from a kiwis perspective i'm from the past

really makes the noodle flick.-

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t-t-thing are looking up

46 hours to go

>>68292023
>put on a big jacket
>you look good anon, like a muscled man not a slight skinny boy

Thx for pushing me closer to the edge ma x

>weetabix
Imagine saying this irl

>all these absolute muscle runts thinking they're becoming attractive by engaging in their weird hobby

>>68292103
well i've seen those typical instagram/facebook pictures that go "when he has a big ass!!" with thousands of likes, but haven't heard any girls actually talking about it. honestly your ass is one of the least important things when it comes to dating

I've found god lads

Once got lost in the forest and didn't use the internet for 8 hours and then the first thing I saw was a canadian poster and in my delirious state I actually thought it was likeable

>>68292097
>weetabix
A bit funny in the head are we?

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ah yes, the outer reaches of London

>>68292127
don't think you'll make it lad, mine was in the far green end at the start and ended at about 2/3s

good luck anyway

>>68292127
get ready to ride a rollercoaster because that things going to be pretty volatile

>>68292127
ABSOLUTELY NOT

>>68292150
link some IG hotties please

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>>68292152

good lad

>>68292120
Chiles so thin you guys probably have like half a time zone
it's 1am here

>>68291901
pictures please

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ah yes the japanese

>australians call weetabix weetbix

runts

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>>68291402

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Ah yes the BNP definitely not a joke of a party

>>68292183
all the orientals in London are literally 10/10s

I have no idea where they're from, Korea maybe

They're probably all rich too

>>68292183
Bottom right is cute tbqh.

how long will it take for a valium to activate if i put it under my tongue and let it melt?


i.e. how soon after should i start trying to sleep

When did you finally realise Yung Lean was a musical genius and not just a meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u24e43iW9KE

>>68292226

cringe

aren't they controlled opposition?

>>68292227
t. person who has seen every single oriental person in london

>>68292179
fuck off bent cunt

absolute STATE of my life

>>68292226
rourkes

http://www.strawpoll.me/11808828
http://www.strawpoll.me/11808828
http://www.strawpoll.me/11808828

>>68292268
just having a laugh haha

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Ah yes, the BNP

What are some examples of exemplary British automobile manufacturing?

>>68292270
what's wrong with it lad? we're in depression hours now anyway

doubt it's as bad as mine

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lmao

>>68292304

they won almost a million votes one year in eu parliament elections

>>68292226
what's the problem with this haha

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>>68292316

>>68292268
he was just pulling you leg mate hahaha

but if you do want to post it feel free, ill pull more that just your leg x

http://www.strawpoll.me/11783954/r

ah yes, "exotic" new zealand

Go to bed every night contemplating a bullet to my brain haha

>>68292301
>>68292349
okay i'll post it lemme get a good pic

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>Adam Lanza, the perpetrator of the massacre at Sandy Hook elementary school, at the time of his autopsy, weighed only 112 pounds.

>112 pounds
>i weigh 112 pounds

>post something like "who wants to get hammered with me next weekend?" on an app called whisper
wew lads gonna drink slots(cheapest beer here) and moonshine with a 16yo girl

>>68292333
Does that really matter, though?

Almost every time I go for a walk in London I end up being asked for directions, often by attractive foreign women.

Does this mean I'm handsome lads?

(it never happens in Cambridge where I live)

>>68292365
me too la

>>68292365
it's really difficult to get a gun here in Chile, so I contemplate a tight rope around my neck :DDDD

>>68292384
>112 pounds
>50kg
the fuck
how tall are you

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>how many sexual partners have I had?
>well that's a weird question to ask your fiance ... I mean you just proposed a week ago
>well I guess I've had around ... X?

what would be your cut off limit lads? I'd say around 10 for me, bear in mind this woman could be raising your children. Plus you never know when women are telling the truth.

>>68292393
>walking in a shit part of london
>asked "Do you speak English" before being asked for directions

howling

>>68292249
what do you mean? they're pretty irrelevant these days, EDL is probably more relevant than them, maybe even Britain First

>>68292432
>getting married

In order to understand why the snoopers act passed, you have to understand that british people have a different mentality regarding mass surveillance. They trust the government not to do the wrong thing.

This is something the rest of the world needs to learn from.

>>68292434
>>walking in a shit part of london
you got a death wish lad? haha

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>>68292431
172 cm / 5,7 ft

>>68292432
Depends on her age. If she's 25, 5 maximum.

>>68292460
EL 155

>>68292460
ok now wtf
expected something like 155cm
wtf

>>68292357
exocitc just means far away these days I reckon

what do girls think about phimosis lads? disgusting or don't care?

Doxxable info: i went to school at john g althouse

>>68292432
0

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>>68291393
1, you say?

>being a giga virgin of who is not worthwhile to most women
>saying on an anime imageboard a girl between 18-25 is now allowed more than 5 past sexual partners

hm.

>>68292452
Its surprisingly safe, even the shittest parts of London I feel fine during the day

During the night is a different story

Remember being in year 7 at school and talking to my mate about BNP/EDL and him saying there was the other one called UKIP

Never really heard of UKIP properly until years after

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ah yes the human species

http://www.strawpoll.me/11808828/r

>>68292432
I would never even be with a girl who isnt virgin let alone consider marrying a non-virgin girl

>>68292478
ese es uruguayo

>>68292460
Easily possible. I was 60kg at 6ft when I was like 16

>>68292514
nice

>>68292486
They notice but your nobs already out so there's no going back now. Get some steroid cream.

>>68292444

I mean as far as I know the government controls them in order to prevent them actually gaining any influence and in order to round up and track their supporters

screencap this: first female president of the US will be trump's daughter


also im going to marry her in a few years, just you wait and see....

>>68292496
>this is a man

mental

>>68292485
Ah yes so every New Zealander raves about their exotic holiday in Sheffield? Hmmm makes sense

wah me say? wagwan /brit/

>>68292533
*wraps my loose foreskin around your neck*
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>>68292432
why do you care?

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KNEEL BEFORE ZEUS

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>>68292514
hmm I seem to have saved the thumbnail, and cant find any higher res versions now

absolute STATE of me

Do NOT like gimmick of tranny posting

think christmas would have a little magic again when you have kids

>>68292556
kek
if sheffield looked like south island I'm sure they would, though I suppose that's a flawed example since they live there...

>>68292611

reckon stress too

>>68292589
got banned for three days for posting a pic of russian trannies, fully clothed

>>68292510
A lad in uni is doing his PhD so he did a few lectures for my class and told us a story of when he went to London. He decided to walk to Canary Wharf and got stopped by some black lads who asked for the time. They proceeded to beat and mug him and when they went to walk away they said "Fuck off out of London, you Irish twat" but he's a spastic Unionist so he replied "I'm Northern Irish" and then they stabbed him.

Couldn't stop laughing at him for about 20 minutes. Had to leave the lecture to recover.

just calculated my BMI, it's 17.4, am severely underweight

>>68292432
Hmm. Let's assume she's 25. In that case, I'd say 5-7 depending on how attractive she is and how much I trust her. I think that's fair enough desu.

>>68292680
things that happened

>>68292539
why would they even bother, nick griffin is a joke and widely despised

>>68292555
>slav
there's your answer

though japs also have the femininity down to a scary degree

Women need a man for so much more than for sex. Can't say the same the other way around. Without sexual market value, women are literally worthless.

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>>68292680

post really good songs about suicide, regardless of genre, preferably if the lyrics go into deep detail

i'll start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJbsJJwN8hg

>>68292432
>brother-in-law's older sister
>NEET shut-in
>had a complete mental breakdown when a classmate she fancied rejected her at 15
>barely ever left the house since then
>is 31 now

She's probably a virgin tbqh. Have considered trying to have a go at her even though she's older than me (I'm 27). Not that bad looking too, thin and all, solid 6/10.

She might fancy me too, seemed dead chuffed to be at my side at the baptism of my sister's (and her brother's) first son. She's the godmother and I'm the godfather.

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*cums*

>>68292749

very good reference

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>Women need a man for so much more than for sex. Can't say the same the other way around. Without sexual market value, women are literally worthless.

>>68292735
hat

>>68292735
le item worn on head

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don't mind me coming through.

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>le item worn on head

ive slept in the same bed as my mom while i was blackout drunk before and in a hotel room, not many men can say that they've achieved that

>>68292332
>let's censor and ban people from voicing their opinions
>We totally don't want to be seen as Nazis so let's remove freedom of speech
Conversely
>Let's restrict personal freedoms in an attempt to eliminate extremism
>Not knowing that this literally causes the opposite effect to occur
The Absolute STATE of Krautland tbqhwy lads

>>68292704
>>68292749
Wish I was lying desu. I thought he was a retard for telling the story because everyone would inevitably lose respect for him and it was just a shitty segue into talking about this thing he made where a USB's contents are password protected and if the password is entered wrong 5 times, it deletes all the files.

>>68292808
ah yes 2004

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>Women need a man for so much more than for sex. Can't say the same the other way around. Without sexual market value, women are literally worthless.

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>>68292589
noted lad, only pure women from now on

related: my gf melissa

Key to ensuring women tell the truth about partner count:be reassuring and open and tell them it doesn't matter. By doing so (over a period of time) you'll be able to piece together the truth

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>>68292853
what the fuck

>>68292680
Howling

>>68292841
i've slept in the same bed with your mum before mate

almost certain every year since 2008 has been the exact same

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>>68292853
>that awkward smile at the end
had a pretty big laff

>>68292853
Every fucking time christ why did this happen

>>68292752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WvTBRgw9tM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ogz7NhQKTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJd3jEoP8yI

>>68292842
will collapse by 2020 desu

>>68292680
>be 6'4" bald Polish /fit/fag
>hear poles are getting attacked by white anglos
>would fancy a fight tbqh
>walk around hoping to get attacked (not in minority areas, don't want to get stabbed)
>it never happens

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>>68292853

>>68292853
Name one thing a woman is worth if she didn't have a fanny. What can she give that no male friendship can?

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>Name one thing a woman is worth if she didn't have a fanny. What can she give that no male friendship can?

https://youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc

>new star wars is about the downfall of white supremacy

ah yes

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>Name one thing a woman is worth if she didn't have a fanny. What can she give that no male friendship can?

>it's the if women didn't reproduce we'd hunt them for sport episode

hello me two years ago. Sure is fresher here/

>>68293009
/pol/ is a sad, sad place

I remember being a redditor back in 2011. it was actually pretty good back then

when i get a gf im going to have this joke designed about like how my dick is small cuz its a diet cock...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeGTEtdhHd0

>>68292993
kek even better with the music

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>Name one thing a woman is worth if she didn't have a fanny. What can she give that no male friendship can?

>>68293047
approve of this

>>68293033
>we'd hunt them for sport
that's a literal quote from the amazing atheist (0:41)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2NmbJ5iftM

>>68292969
>Better at talking about feelings
>More supportive
>Less aggressive/competitive

>>68291485
How does it work??

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>>68292853
this fucking webm just gets better everytime i watch it

really want to shag Alexa t b h lads she's proper fit

>>68293082
those are negatives

>>68293088
did australians not do reflections at school?

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>>68293082
>women
>less competitive

>>68293111
I've seen mirrors before mate

>>68292853
never been able to watch it all the way through

>>68293101
thank you :) ur so nice x

>>68293082
>more supportive
>less aggressive/competitive
skepticalman.jpg

notice how the thread is slowing down? brits are falling asleep

>>68293088

magnets

why do mirrors switch left and right but not up and down?

>>68292893
>>68292895
>>68292912
>>68292915
>>68292964
>>68292969
>>68293095
>>68293151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBR6UeSiol4
HOWLING at this

>>68293168
are u the kid who's always nobgobbling sanchez in /arse/?

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>>68292853
>this kid has talked to more girls than anybody on this general

>>68293150
isn't the reflection flipped though because you're in the southern hemisphere?

>>68293180
nope, i suppose that's a /sp/ general?

>>68293182
mate i've shagged 20-25 girls and they all fucking loved it

>>68293176
aww mane i thought it was gonna be an Eugene video, instead it's just an even more cancerous version of leafy :(

>>68293203
this is just asking for the forbidden vaper

ded thred
who's got some fags?

>>68293176
>CoDtuber

not a single second was watched of this

>>68293195
Only if you turn your head to the side

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>mate i've shagged 20-25 girls and they all fucking loved it

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>>68293247
>that tiny nip slip

>>68292127
The hell is this.

>>68293261
haha badrik bagina

>>68293255
Hey that just reminded me I have a cap and ball pistol somewhere
wonder how many years there is for having it

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mde world peace got cancelled

>>68293283
probably because sam hyde shot up that pizzagate parlour

>>68293283
his skits arent funny

him talking about HIV AIDS in front of ivy league liberals = priceless

>>68293278
the police are en route now man please don't run it'll only make it worse

>>68289674
>>68291373
imagine being thrown in jail for throwing cuts of meat at a building

>>68293304
i can't watch that stuff though. it's too stressful

whats like


the best music

to like

listen to

>>68292183
I remember in my first year of NEETdom my parents tried to get me to move to Japan and become an english teacher

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>>68293322

>>68293304
nice try
siggi löggiman just stopped my friendo about 10km's away and nobody else is on shift

>>68293316
yeah me too mate i totaly get you

any i've gotta run for a bus mate see you later

>>68293325
shoulda done it

which year is it now? maybe it's not too late

>>68293283
watched the first 5 minutes of every episode then skipped around to find the funny parts
I didn't find any
then repeated the same process with the next episode. I really tried to like it, but it is honestly just unfunny le edgy humour shit

>>68293283
good

it wasn't funny

>>68293322
the one that gets you in the mood for genocide
***tips stahlhelm***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ldIMP2Ads

looking up my m8s, ex's instagram

she has a new boyfriend now

lel

>>68292227
>Korea
Nah, there's a fair few Korean QTs but very few Koreans in the UK, most Orientals in London are from the old British ports, so Hong Kong and Shanghai mostly.
There's also loads of rich Chinks running around playing at University

>>68293359
4th year of NEETdom

>>68293293
he has been going a bit overboard with that shit
i believe that there probably are a lot of paedos in DC/Hollywood (same thing happened here in terms of the BBC/that parliament paedo ring/ that friend of the royals selling sex slaves) but they're not fucking satanists operating out of a pizza parlour

>gf got 3 sunflowers (black ink) tattooed on the side of her torso with xxx written underneath

What did she mean by this

>>68293362
>>68293360

fuck off and watch something else then you fucking bellends.
waaaah waaaah i dont like it take it off the teevee

>>68293384
abysmal

>>68293322
anime music or kpop if i'd have to hazard a guess

>>68293373
>female friend breaks up with her nice but beta boyfriend to be with someone more alpha
>alpha boyfriend relationship doesn't work out and now she's all alone and depressed
>beta boyfriend has moved on to a prettier girl and looks a lot happier with her

I giggled

what we need is a billionaire in downing street to stick it to the westminster elites

>>68293384

get a job. any job. YESTERDAY.

>>68293439
ye my friend was the beta boyfriend

problem was though his ex was most likely the prettiest he was going to hit on.

he's sad rn