>portugalcoholic

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>>68289456
Portugal is a very special country, it always stands out <3

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daily reminder: this isnt shopped

>>68289456
WTF PORTUGAL

>>68289720
rekt

>>68289720
frogs on suicide watch

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>>68289768
>>68289803

>>68289456
Moldova can't even afford to drink it's own produce XD

>>68289498
>>68289530
:(

>>68289456
Kek, is that supposed to embarrass us? We take that with pride here.

>>68289498
>>68289530
Those are less prideful, but it is mostly under control these days, and it's a leftover from the 90's. Turns out, drug decriminalisation and counselling works. Who knew?

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>>68289456
>inb4 Spaniards/French say they drink more beer to make up for the gap.
Nope.

Can't compete with spirits, though, the Slavs have us beat.

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>>68289456
King Barbosa is dissapointed

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>>68289498
all these aids niggers around us

Jesus, man, you can't take our alcoholism from us. That's part of our national identity.

I'm honestly surprised it's so low. Older people pretty much drink wine with every meal, and younger people drink it at parties, or when they eat with other people. I definitely drink more than a liter each week, and I don't even like wine. Most people started drinking at least a bit of wine with water at like 12.

Maybe the Muslims bring the average down.

>>68291752
We are the same but we're actually depressed so there's why we drink more.
It isn't funny or cute.
It's just shit.

>>68289456
>Drunktugal
>Inebriatugal

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>PORTugal

>>68289456
drunktugal
>>68289530
aidstugal

>>68289530
>TFW no aids gf

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>>68289456
Portugals isnt that alcohol.

Eesti on the other hand..

>>68297720
>Portugals isnt that alcohol.
Wow i should go back to bed1

lying pieces of shit!!!! we´re mostly sober, who made this bullshit map?

>>68297720
Inb4 russians
No Estonia, it's you.

>>68289720
Porto is considered like a wine

>>68291752
Alcoholism is not our identity. Depression is. We're the #1 antidepressors consumers in the world (per capita)

>>68289456
>mfw Turkey is unironically too poor to afford wine
lmao

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>>68298608
Look again, France.

You are nothing.

>>68289456
slavs drink shitty cheap wine

they are not humans

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AYO *Hic* Holdsh Up

*Drinks Port from the Bottle*

Ish you saying caralho?

*Throws up on the table*

Ish you shaying?

*Mumbles about an empire*

That we be alcholicsh and...*hic* Shiet!

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>>68289456
But wine is not alcohol, you know.
>>68298608
>>68300869
This. Being depressed is part of our culture, but we do live in a pretty fine country. Btw don't believe French posters in this board, they are all declinist rightards .

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>>68289456

>drinking wine

plebs

>>68301140
France confirmed the biggest Britboo's

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>>68301140
DELETE THIS

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>>68300996
This is a tired-horse soup. It's a meme food some old geezers eat for breakfast to start up.

That's wine, bread, honey and cinnamon.

Before a shot of bagaço, of course.

>>68301322
It sounds nice as a stew if it wasn't made of bread irmão