You wake up in Uruk, Sumer.

how am I even supposed to communicate with these people?

>>68288151
Sumerians were ancient Finns

Kill the Monarchs and their sons and rape/impregnate their daughters and wives

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>>68287982
Nice

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>>68288176
>asiatic races

>>68287982
>will never see this for real

Fuck you for bringing back old feels

>>68288151
They were my ancestors, so its easy for me. I WUZ

>>68287982
Take a donkey cart over to Akkad to find and kill Sargon before he ruins it all again with his...Sargon complex.

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>>68289198
You mean we were their ancestors.

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>>68287982
conquer Sumer and black everything that hasn't already been blacked

things that didnt exist back then you could be the inventor off

horse riding, be it on charriots, or on horseback
cammel and dromedary weren domesticated back then

you could show them the alphabet, as a better idea than their cuneiform writing

>>68289339
Doesn't it literally say that Sumer is older than Nordic culture?

pop out to get my swisher n pop a cap in a niggas ass