/brit/

>>68287423
haha icelad is a qt

>that one smelly guy at uni that nobody liked but everyone puts up with him to be be nice

we called him Critchley

bit upset

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business idea: sheffield

>>68287423
needs to get his acne sorted

The Dutch are a crude people.

>>68287505
*withdraws investments*

>>68287485
Thanks mate I really appreciated it

>>68287505
Good post

>>68287505
shan't be investing in this
>>68287510
don't bully

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Just be yourself lads

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>>68287505
Sheffield?

>>68287505
*Invests*

t. Chinese

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jul/21/sheffield-lands-billion-pound-china-deal-to-create-hundreds-of-jobs

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need a fat gf lads

>>68287505
Ah yes *politely but firmly tells you to leave the headquarters of my venutre capital firm*

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interesting lads, you can see damage from WW2 in buildings all across Britain

Not a clue how it happened but I ended up being friends with everyone in my class, and for the ones who know me better than the rest they always come and ask me for advice and help with their work, apparently they think I'm pretty funny too. This is after being a NEET mind you, I thought my social skills were completely lost.

>>68287557
I wasn't lad, it's the truth. Acne's a terrible curse and he'd look pretty much decent if he got it sorted.

>>68287631
hot

Can anyone good with computers help? My computer crashed and I had to reinstall windows. Ever since I can't connect to the internet. I tried installing new drivers but its not working. No connections are coming in. What can I do?

>>68287605
me on the left

>>68287573
lol

>>68287643
what network device do you have? is it inbuilt to your laptop? a USB on your computer?

>edlington attackers mum regularly put cannabis in their food to calm them down

Almost every single high profile murder/torture/terrorism case is related to weed

>>68287625
In Wall Street there's still visible damage from the 1920 Bombing.

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Rorkes thoroughly BTFO tb h

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https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/On_the_Creation_of_Niggers
hmm

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me on the left

where can u watch the so called """"grand tour""" for free

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>>68287592

me in the centre

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Wealth beyond measure, outlander.

>>68287660
haha thanks

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>>68287603

iktf

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57ef585c2008b&t=1428

qt

>>68287734
t'interneh

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Why aren't you some girls "dick appointment" /brit/?

>>68287753
>radical centrist
How does that even work

>>68287774
>1 hour and 20 minutes long


that's a long ass shower

>>68287734
If you can't answer this then you're just fucking stupid sorry

Have you literally only been on the internet for a year? Fuck off
Stupid fucking facebook cretin

>>68287592
muh muh egalitarianism

fuck off. niggers are subhuman and should never be treated as human even if they happen to have some qualification from a glorified zoo

>>68287812
If we are already a nation of immigrants then why should we bother taking in more immigrants?

/Brit/? More like...

SHIT! BAHABAHABABHAHAHAHA

>>68287820
>How does that even work
It doesn't, its a 4chan meme, it doesn't exist

Its like saying Communist Nazi

>>68287830
>ass
Fuck off psuedo-yank

My self esteem is so low i think i've actually developed autism

In uni people try to talk to me and i talk back and have a laugh, but i assume they hate me and are only talking to me because they feel sorry for me, so i actively avoid them and sit alone in lectures unless they explicitly tell me i can sit with them on the day.

when i was getting diagnosed with depression when i was 16, i had to do a self esteem test. The doctor put my test results onto a graph and my self esteem was so low it was literally off the fucking chart (graph).

kill me

>>68287847
found the neet

no matter how i sit my bollocks are so uncomfortable right now, sometimes envy girls

>>68287911
got a masters degree and a solid job

>>68287830
Gotta stay until all the lads have had a wank

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>>68287887
....
...............
............................
urghghghghg????????

>Peter hitchens shilling for a Norway style """"""""""brexit""""""""""

Christ this lying stupid cunt went on for YEARS about how much he hated the EU but when we have a chance to actually leave he starts wringing his hands

Starting to think he doesn't have any actual opinions and is simply a contrarian about everything

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Hmm

https://noisey.vice.com/en_uk/article/westway-to-the-world-at-home-with-aj-tracey?utm_source=noiseytwitteruk

doing a read

>>68287930
no I said you're a neet

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Trufax. Marie Stopes disinherited her son because he married a short sighted woman and she was concerned that the handicap would pollute the family blood line.

>>68287818
ugly, autistic, socially retarded, genuinely unlikeable personality
>>68287951
me on the top

>>68287868

Nazbols exist m8

>>68287668
A wireless adapter/dongle and router. It can't read it for some reason, says its an unknown device.

>>68287951
the female on the bottom should be imagining a cock going up her tight little arse

>>68287774
Imagine working there as a camera man

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I would murder a few runts ITT if it meant I would wake up tomorrow looking like Alain Delon

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Truth

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>get a notification at 9am
>send this message

Any minute now haha

>>68288023
>2016
>being a virgin
lad....

>>68288019
You can murder my prostate if you want lad

Just got home from work, now listening to Belle and and Sebastian and wanking to cuckold porn. Does life get any better?

>>68287992

>ugly, autistic, socially retarded, genuinely unlikeable personality

So you're basically /pol/?

>>68287868
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_centrism

>>68288023
genuinely astounds me that people get off to cuck photos/pics like this

>>68288023
Why are these always written in shite English

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>Doing the ol" cheeky 9am swiping? :D

>>68288048
you sound like an utter runt to be honest mate

>>68288023
No hymen
no diamond
slut

>>68288064
no, i'm left wing

>>68287992
>tfw all of those things except ugly

JUST end my suffering

>>68288063

You could have a gf

Also

CHOONS

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J_poBhEdb8E

>>68287955
ok

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Wewlads

>>68288125
>You could have a gf
I have an iGF. Does that count?

>>68287883
>My self esteem is so low i think i've actually developed autism

Relate with this unironically

if we're going to do a soft brexit just don't fucking bother might aswell keep us in there

the bottom line is if we retain freedom of movement then the people have been betrayed

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>>68288064

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>>68287887

>>68288108

So am I. I guess I have a gf tho, so it doesn't count

>being good looking and a social failure

Cannot even fucking imagine being this retarded

Its like being handed £50 million and starving to death

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Will you join them lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2A3KidIhe8

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>>68288063

Why are Belle and Sebastian cuck related?

Also, what's an Arab strap?

>>68288103
Literally any message on tinder sounds runtish

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fish

How do i know if i'm ugly?
i look in the mirror and i'm not *that* bad, lads who are uglier than me have gfs..

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Do any of you lads have the virgin walk? Never really knew about it until a Normie girl I know said my mate clearly has the virgin walk (He is a virgin tbf)

Apparently its a big thing and most normies can tell by the way you walk if you're a virgin.

>>68288173
>join the huns in anything

no chance mate

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Just want a gf who will be naked in front of me and cuddle with me and stuff

She could have pointy small tits and a bad body but it would make me love her more

>>68288186
>Arab strap
singer who inspired a lot of their work

>>68288197
ask someone

>>68288197
how many matches do you get per day on average on tinder?

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>>68288150

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>>68288204
Do NOT do this

>>68287565
loool either he has dismal genetics or completely neglects chest & core.

>>68288186
They aren't, I just like them. An arab strap is like a cock ring but its held on with a strap

>>68288204
i am but i dont have it

>>68288197
post your mug

>>68288197
If girls are nice to you and want to be around you you even though you're an absolutely boring cunt, you're good-looking

>>68288193
pretty dire condition

The fuck is wrong with our country? Just graduated with a 2:1 and can't get a job. Decent uni too.

>No experience, sorry

*accidentally opens front-facing camera*

ah yes
*books next available appointment with Dignitas*

>>68288228
spotted one lads...he's got the virgin talk...

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>>68288228
>small tits
haram

>>68288193
Oh you got your fish?
You was the anon who was worried it would be sold?

produced a shitpost

>>68288280

Ha! I got a third and still got a job in the city.

>>68288204
Stop posting this utter rubbish you vile slug

>>68288280
get some experience

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The absolute state of me

>>68288228
how about you actually try and make yourself attractive and try talking to women then?

Sound a bit like effort? fuck it then haha, i'm sure your gf will just turn up at the door any day now.

>>68288149

Freedom of movement sounds nice desu.

I'm more concerned about how the EU is fucking over the working class, causing more of a divide between the rich and poor, while not holding certain refugees to the same standard as British citizens do.

What gender should I identify as?

>>68288280
>don't apply for graduate jobs
>expect to get hired

>>68288278
Why??

>>68288325
come up with your own

>>68288313
this is the first time ive posted it. sounds like its a common thing though?

I assume you have it?

>>68288323
>Freedom of movement sounds nice desu.
Rasheed.

>>68288280
University means nothing nowadays, literally everyone has a degree

>>68288228
Need a gf who will shamelessly wee and poo in front of me

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480825480598.webm

>>68288325

Attack helicopter. Classic one

>>68288321
>just talk to them bro

What, just walk up to them in the street and say "can you talk to me please i need a gf?"

I'm fine at talking to women and I'm attractive. It's getting to the point where we have a reason to talk that's the hard bit.

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>>68288315
Well, no shit Sherlock. How do I get experience if they don't hire me?

>>68288327
What are you on about? I didn't study to get any job.

>>68288354
Engineering too?

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lads

>>68288247
the cuck has been triggered

hate stoners lads

>>68288349
Your yank flag betrays you runt, you've posted it over and over in multiple threads today.

>>68288396
take a leaf outta the old jannybook and do it for free

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>>68288356
Sickened by how aroused this makes me

>>68288325
phemale

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>>68288319

>>68288245
I don't have tinder
I don't have any social media at all

>>68288275
This has actually happened
i barely spoke in secondary school, but girls used to always hug me and sit with me even though i'd barely say anything to them
gf2017 is back on the menu, boys

>>68288391
no you fucking autist, you ask them out after you meet them.

get a job
change your job
get friends and go to a club
go to social gatherings
etc..

fuxake lad, this shit is basic

As-salāmu ʿalaykum, brothers. Wishing you many happiness this Winterval time from all here in Tower Hamlets.

>>68288350

I said certain refugees didn't I? Besides, I like the idea of popping from Britain to Sweeden.

Though I suppose the two aren't that distinguishable it would seem

>>68288354
Spotted the NEET

how does America manage to look so nice when the entire country is the equivalent of Slough

>>68288350
t. Rorke who can't afford to travel

>>68288321
What do you even talk to them about? They like shoes, braindead reality TV and know nothing about football

There is literally nothing worth saying to them apart from "get your knickers off"

>>68288399
Anyone ever called one of these slag hotlines? Tempted desu

>>68288453
I'm tempted to call cherrypicking but elaborate

>>68288048
You should've asked if she said "me's" when she had that picture taken

>>68288400

>hahaha triggered XD
>I called him a cuck

t. Reddit

>>68288403
erm no. been at work all day literally got off less than an hour ago

>>68288453
Slough mentioned

just gonna blast this poo out real quick

>>68288399
Is there any audios where someone recorded their call with one of these things? would like to hear what its like

>>68288445
>get friends
ah yes

>>68288391
>club
>gym
>night classes
>cafe
>work/work events (if you work in a large firm only imo)

you may well have to conjure up some inane/jokey thing to talk about initially, if they have any interest in you they will play along.

>>68288468
>all girls are gormless chavs

you sound like a bitter mong, won't get far with that attitude.

>>68288450
it's not just holidays though you bellend people "pop over" for decades

>>68288335
the fins are all torn up and clumped and the colour looks sickly
plus his eyes are bunging
probably fungal infection
it'll be dead in a week

>>68288396
mate you're supposed apply for graduate jobs in your final year

these companies specifically hire graduates without experience

>>68288443
>I don't have any social media at all
well, you can apply to beautifulpeople (I only did it as a dare, not a fucking sadcase haha)

if you make it in then you're above average

>Injury Lawyers 4U
When did Bane open up a law firm?

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>>68288453
america is considerably "nicer" than the uk tbf

2 day streak on Duolingo. Shall be speaking French in no time. :)

>>68288399
bouncy clare bum

>>68288445
>get a job
At uni

>get friends and go to a club
Ah yes, i'll just go and pick out some friends from the old friend market

>go to social gatherings
Yes, I'll invite myself shall I.

I rarely have to approach girls because girls approach me

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So who's your favourite historical figure lads?

Nestor Mahkno for me

Post your crimbo lists lads

>posh deodrant & aftershave balm
>good bottle of chablis or riesling
>couple of books
>???

>>68288481
>le /pol/ xD
come join me o reddit!

>>68288525
>0.008
>considerably nicer
not much of a statistician are you

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Opinions?

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What do brits think of anime titties

>>68287249
haha this was me but then some girl came over and sat with me and asked why i always sit on my own and then we became friends

>>68288525
in some aspects, yes
in others, no

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>>68288399
>clare's shows start at 10
>her tits are out by 10:01
>all her clothes are gone by 10:10
>mfw

>>68288573
>underwear that isn't black
>bluetooth speakers
>travel money

>>68288547
Tbf if you're even average or slightly above average looking this will happen

Girls aren't as shy and timid as people like to act like. I've been approached by loads of girls at pubs or parties, my friends have as well.

Get a little booze in girls and they will easily come up and say something to you

>>68288516
It had just got out the bag it was just stressed, it looks a lot better now plus brighter yellow.

Also it is a crown tail...

>>68288573
>Winter coat
>Some books
>Pen refills for my 50 quid pen
>????

>>68288547
Talked to a girl about this and apparently she would never approach a guy even if she found him amazingly attractive because her friends would insult her about seeming desperate.

Never realised this was thing t b h

>>68288537
>living off mummy's money whilst at uni

>not joining a society

>not talking to random people in freshers and then turning up to their house parties throughout the year

>>68288525
>Human Development Memedex

>>68288537
if you can't make friends then give up I guess

no idea why making friends is not possible for you, all I have to do is literally be myself

>>68287812
>we're all immigrants
So why are you always harping on about colonialism luv?

>>68288573
a friend

santy always lets me down

>>68288537
Exactly this tbqh fuck all you wankers who reply with
>DUDE ITS EASY GET FRIENDS HAHA LMAO

>>68288589

Love em. But real ones are better

>>68288495
dunno if anyone would record himself wanking

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>>68288578
considerably

Who here neet with masters degree ?

>>68288525
>UK
>worse than Singapore
>worse than Hong Kong
utter meme trash

I'd rather die than live in Hong Kong

>Finally biting the bullet and logging into online banking

wish me luck

Lot of Rasheeds in this thread, fuck right off.

>>68288280
didn't do anything extracurricular or work/inter over in summer?

degrees are the standard, you need something additional to stand out

I'm in the similar position by the way although I lucked into a semi-decent job unrelated to my degree and am applying to graduate jobs now to no avail

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>>68288642
>all I have to do is literally be myself

>>68288573
Need a new phone, current one is 7 years old. Doubt the parents are gonna shell out on something that expensive though

Seen a black lad indian girl couple on the luas today
wouldn't like to see the spawn they'd produce

>>68288504
So I'm supposed to just deny reality?

You didn't answer the question either

>>68288655
Well then you're not really a NEET, are you now?

>>68288584
autism

>>68288669

If you don't like it, then leave. Plenty of other colonies you can go to

>>68288654
Glad you have the scientific evidence of Deano from /brit/ to back your argument up lad

>>68288584
>I'M A PREFECT!!!

>>68288660
zhang??

>>68288584
id absolutely batter the nerdy twat

>>68288420
It's a female displaying her lady holes lad, if you didn't like it you'd be a right bender

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>>68288711
significantly

>>68288573
>new summer clothes, specifically light stuff ranging from some v-neck tshirts to looser button ups
>money
>quality waterproof hiking boots for warm weather

>>68288672
I did a few things. Nothing major though. LinkedIn says my CV is poor...

>>68288573
cash
muzak
books

>>68288696
>NEET
Not in Education Employment or Training

Would batter any paki in this thread.

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>>68288645

>people unironically whining about property

>>68288742
>v-neck

ya blew it.

the german girl flatmate is secretly super racist lads

>>68288722
nah I'm a white boi

I've been to Hong Kong and it's like a fucking bee hive, seems like a hellish place to exist to me.

>>68288626
not that they ask me out but that they come and initiate conversations usually or open the door so I can move in.

its rare for a girl to ask guys out in general, they usually at most will hint at it then expect the guy to do it.

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Arnold shcwhortzaniger
Think I'm gonna have to torture this nigger

Thread is filled with boring Facebook cunts again

>>68288655
Are you the guy whose getting bent over by the job centre?

>Tfw had two grad scheme interviews this week
>Tfw they both went horrifically

Ah yes. Can't imagine doing a masters without work paying for it though, why would you do this?

Pakis out.

>>68288584
>gets the wee shit to clean up the mess he made
>his mate starts trying to act the hard lad
>gets that wee shit to clean up the mess too
I don't see any issues here, except for hmi trying to crack the kid's head off the counter at the start.

just did a sex wee into the flatmates milk

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>tfw 21 but look about 16
>tried to talk to some girls at a party and they walked away giggling
>heard them saying "I wonder if he has pubes" and then they turned around at looked at me while laughing

>>68288573
money money money

my gf is in the states

>>68288752
did you graduate this summer? it's still early, a lot of grads I know are just fucking around now

>be american
>blow up entire middle east
>cause flood of refugees to Europe
>ruin europe
wtf lads, why are america so based?

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Why are they so perfect lads

>>68288762
Oh I've completely misunderstood the term, thought it was "No Education, Employment or Training"

>>68288773
v-neck is the best
looks good, better than regular ones

really I like a good mix though, usually form fitting t-shirts with a handful of loose cool ones


I basically need a whole new wardrobe for going overseas since most of my clothes are for cold weather.

You know what triggers me?
Normie twats saying "TFW" on social media
They always put it in caps too. Absolute runts.

>>68288829
europe was ruined ages ago

>>68288817
who are you quoting?

>>68288626
>women are the rejecters, men are the rejected
ah yes, feminism in action

>>68288817
should've said come with me and find out

>>68288829
That's what happens when we get an entire continent to ourselves.

>>68288817
Howling.

Used to look really young for my age, no idea what happened but I started to look older , people stopped ID'ing me all of a sudden and girls started being attracted to me.

Don't worry lad, it will hapepn one day.

>>68288848
I'm telling you now that v-necks are shit-tier and not at all fashionable.

I'm trying to help you out here baka.

>>68288829
the EU is America's enemy

it can't allow anyone to gain power over Eurasia.

>>68288848
>tfw american apparel uk closed down
their tri blend shirts are exquisite imo

>>68288817
Yeah there's lads in my year who could legit pass for 12. Feel sorry for you desu, I do know someone who has a gf (she's 16 though and he's 19) in that position.

>>68288848
I don't understand this. If it's hot just don't wear jumpers and coats. Maybe buy an extra pair of shorts. Why the need for a whole different wardrobe

>>68288770
cackling in the living room at this pic
flatmate asked me wag1
explained it to him

>>68288890
probably got a beard tb h

>>68288866
they definitely are speeding up the process

>>68288525
>>68288654
>>68288739
Hey it's that rump roasted yank with his same 3 pictures again

>>68288827
I hate being a parasite. My parents say I'm stupid for even saying that, but that's just me. I have to do something. Graduated last month.

>>68288888

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>>68288886
>entire continent to ourselves.

Fucking yanks

>>68288864
I relate to the TFW when that happens

lads make next thread /facesofbrit/
wanna see if we're all as qt as iceland :3

>>68288815
top bantz lad

>>68288923
Na, still can't grow a proper beard, just randomly happened.

>>68288945
Pretty much, yeah, when our borders are with a fucking Leaf and Mexico.

Where can I find an introverted gf who studies STEM and prefers staying in and watching anime over going to nightclubs?

Do they even exist?

>>68288961
bender

Everyone that's a 'socialist' or a 'communist' cares more about Muslims and darkies than economics and the working class

>>68288982
America will be a latino country in our lifetime

>one of my mates is asking about the people from /brit/ that I have added on snapchat

hmm dunno how to answer this one

>>68288961
I haven't had a shower in 4 days so my hair is all greasy. I'm a 3/10 right now.

>>68288982
not really a continent just a rather big country you stupid twat

>>68289021
mental

>>68288993
Yeah theyre ugly twats who all already have a boyfriend who's a better looking version of you

>>68289030
who did you add on snapchat from /brit/

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>>68288993
They do exist, they're just incredibly rare

>>68289018
ah yes... the primary economic disparity in the world right now is between a poortherner on bennies and a southerner with an actual job

>walking home from a night out with the lads on Friday
>halfway home
>Three girls seem to be following me for a minute or so
>they're all 16, maximum
>There's a group of drunk lads further up the road
>the girls run a bit and catch up to me
>One of them asks if I'll walk them home, I assume because it's 3am and there's drunk lads just ahead of me
>These girls all clinging to me as I walk past these lads who just say "alri" to me and I say "alri" back
>the girls thank me and let go of me but continue to walk along with me
>start trying to have a conversation and tell me where they live so I can walk them home
>turn and bolt down a back alley without a word
fucking wenches. i just wanted to walk home and listen to some music for fuck sake. i do NOT want to babysit you. why are girls so fucking weird lads?

>>68288894
V necks emphasize your jawline and make your face look more angular
I like to have a mix of both v-neck and crew neck
>>68288914
Moving to Vietnam
I need a new wardrobe
my summer clothes are shitty and mostly workout stuff

>>68288993
they're mostly ugly munters thats why they stay in
women are much more social creatures than men

>>68288993
>tfw i found a qt girl who studies STEM
>she invites me out
>to a nightclub
fuck SAKE

>walking home from a night out with the lads from greggs
>halfway home
>Three girls seem to be following me for a minute or so
>they're all 16, maximum
>There's a group of drunk lads further up the road
>the girls run a bit and catch up to me
>One of them asks if I'll walk them home, I assume because it's 3am and there's drunk lads just ahead of me
>These girls all clinging to me as I walk past these lads who just say "alri" to me and I say "alri" back
>the girls thank me and let go of me but continue to walk along with me
>start trying to have a conversation and tell me where they live so I can walk them home
>turn and bolt down a back alley without a word
fucking wenches. i just wanted to walk home and listen to some music for fuck sake. i do NOT want to babysit you. why are girls so fucking weird lads?

>>68289081
Alri' schlomo

>>68289083
>Here's a vague story of women showing interest in me, but I was a total autist about it, I have embellished it slightly too, but I've pretended I didn't get the fact they may have been interested. Let me now make a disparaging remark to show how I DIDN'T recognise this at all.

Fuck off, cringed at this post

business idea: sell positive pregnancy tests to women, is that legal?

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https://vine.co/v/hIIMumEYHuY

the gf

>>68288993
why stem? aren't all stem students proper social outcasts? i literally don't know one and im a normie

>>68289142
>i have embellished it slight too
h-haha y-yeah ur right

>>68289142
He's made you look a proper mug now haha

Study stem and the only birds on the course are slants or ugly >le so random xD cunts who have a million beta orbiters

>>68289132
pipe down silly racist

>>68289030
>>68289065
there used to be a /brit/ snapchat group type thing

we all added each other. theres like 10, I think only 2 of us are yanks and 2 others never post

>>68289173
>aren't all stem students proper social outcasts?
if you read his post that's what he wants

>>68289209
i do stem and have some absolute peaches in my course
they're all shite at comp sci though haha

>>68289209
I'm doing Computer Science and there's about 20 girls in the class, none of them are chinks and I'd say only about 4 of them are ugly.

>>68289061
We have North America by the balls silly billy

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>comp sci

>>68289224
kind of want to add you but my username is doxxable :/ x

>>68289264
Doesn't make the US a continent you silly billy

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http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/12/women-make-dramatic-beauty-moves-after-trumps-victory.html?mid=twitter-share-thecut

>women should be taken seriously

Absolutely howling

>>68289303
I never said we were a continent, I said we had an entire continent to ourselves since our neighbors (inb4 "FOY") are so weak.

>>68289146
sounds like neutral evil to me
go for it

>>68289224
Yes.

>2 from birmingham
>1 from Luton
>1 from brighton
>1from greater london
>2 yanks
>1 from somewhere in scotland
>1 from york
>1 scouse

>Sitting down in an empty public bathroom stall taking a dump
>Some guy takes the stall next to me
>Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes politics
>He doesn't respond
>Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder
>He says "not really"
>Ask him if he rates Trump
>He says "No"
>Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage
>Instantly regret it
>Say "Sorry"
>He doesn't respond
>Feel really bad
>Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering
>He doesn't take it
>Tell him to take it
>He says no
>Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave
>Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise
>See him come out
>Say "I just want to apologise"
>He says "Fuck off"

Tell it to me straight, /brit/. Did I deserve that?

I have literally no standards, i'm attracted to every female who isn't morbidly obese and i STILL can't get a gf

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Ah yes, London

VERY nearly forgot how to flirt lads, wew

not found of this misogyny from bitter young manbabbys

Women have no hobbies. They just pretend to for attention or money. Women lack empathy. They only care for themselves.

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>>68289328
yes yes whats all that build wall rhetoric about then

>>68289317
We already saw that with Megyn Kelly and that happened mid-election. Trump broke her.

>>68289337
>2 from birmingham
half me

>>68289341
laugh every time

>>68289345
>1 white woman
every time

>>68289366
Interesting
I'll be sure to take this information onboard

>>68289372
Rats are weaker than man, but you still don't want them in your house.

According to /brit/ the following degrees are meme degrees

>Civil engineering
>Law
>Medicine
>Maths
>All sciences
>All "sciences" ESPECIALLY economics/finance
>Humanities/arts
>Stupid shit like architecture or accounting
>Computer science
>Anything with a generic word like 'studies' in the name

All remaining degrees are acceptable

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>Women have no hobbies. They just pretend to for attention or money. Women lack empathy. They only care for themselves.

>>68289353
the lads I know with a lot of female friends are mostly chads who have a worse view of women than anyone tbqh

>>68289366
Haha mad innit
*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>68289411
>tfw electrical engineeering
excellent

Bachelor of Commerce

>>68289411
>tfw studying philosophy

>>68289345
Dave, AJ tracey, PK and etts all mentioned