cuntree
when did you realize that Santa isn't real
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>>68276018
Wait, you mean Santa doesn't exist!?!?!?
>>68276763
Nice pepe I get it
>Santa isnt real
then who put all those presents out under the tree and ate the milk and cookies?
>>68276826
>ate the milk
bruh
>>68276763
NO it DOESN'T
>>68276826
It's your parents
>>68277046
impossible, neither one could ever fit down the chimney
>>68277046
But then how did I sat on his lap at the shopping mall last year huh?
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>>68276018
>Santa isn't real
shut up yellow nigger
>>68277252
they infiltrated using the front door
>>68277388
it's some random old man hired by the shopping mall
and do not sit an old man's fragile lap ever again
>>68284481
I asked him if he was the real Santa Claus, and he told me he was, so it's your word against his.
>do not sit an old man's fragile lap ever again
He's not any old man, he's Santa! I'm sure he can handle a 85kg person!