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The Complete and Total Emasculation of the Barbarous American State by the Heroic Men of the British Army edition
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hi
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There is literally nothing wrong with having the occasional KFC and I will not let you make me feel guilty for doing so.
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>>68275202
janitor
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>>68275181

this so much
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>>68275219
that meme is long dead mate. try and keep up.
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ah yes the so called /brit/ general
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>>68275252
nice try, janny
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my life is a joke
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Reminder that Devon spends his days bossing around teenagers at his day job as the manager of the Tiverton branch of McDonalds and then comes home and relaxes by bossing around teenagers as the janitor of /int/.
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>tfw it has now been more than two years since I've shitposted from the york uni library beanbags
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>it's another /fit/ invasion and consequent argument about height
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>>68275044
it is cute
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>>68275299
you're broke, your love life's DOA
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>>68275220
REEEE
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>>68275299
hahahahahahahaahahaha!
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>>68275299
haha why
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>>68275299
haha man up you pathetic cunt
*flicks your ear*
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>>68275310
all true except i dont live in tiverton
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>watching crystal Maze
>that lightbulb moment where they realise how to solve the really easy puzzle
>only 35 seconds left
>fail
>if they'd worked it out 6 seconds earlier they'd have gotten the crystal
>that identical look of embarrassment and autistic self-loathing they all get

Love it.
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>>68275310
How do you spend your days?
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https://youtu.be/0R0WvE8Wzec?t=6m30s
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>>68275314
>argument about height
What argument is there to be had? If you're a manlet (under 6'1) you got dealt the short straw and will have to compensate in other ways. Don't see where there's a debate.
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>>68275313
shitposting from a certain uni's halls rn
not going to doxx myself by posting which uni
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>>68275314
POST HEIGHTS, WEIGHTS, AND LIFTS ITT
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>>68275313
>york uni library beanbags
i've seen this so many times but i wasn't there at the height of the gimmick so i still don't quite get it
did people actually meet up there?
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>>68275299
Change it then. Take matters into your own hands.
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>>68275207

Fetti was geht
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>>68275299
t. manlet
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>>68275383
>under 6'1

surely you mean 6'4, right? anon?

you're not a manlet, right?
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>>68275299
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eating some honey soy and chicken chips lads
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haha moment of silence for aussie who has been truly BTFO
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>>68275389
6'3
100kg
stronger than the average lad but not strong at all by /fit/ standards
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>>68275374
all sorts really
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>its important how long your skeleton grows
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>>68275389
5'7 145KG 8% BF
DL: 100KG
BP: 60KG
OHP: 70KG
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>my manager sent out an email and quoted eminem in it

why

is he trying to appeal to the youngsters or something

does he not understand that everyone there is working purely for beer money
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>>68275196
She's so qt
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>>68275457
fuck off murderer
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businss idea: /brit/ discord

>>68275494
v. standard vague answer

I LIKE IT
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>>68275494
liquorice allsorts
lick o'rish
you like irish men
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MAGNIFICENT edition
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>>68275498
What's a skeleton?
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>>68275532
what sort of answer were you expecting lol
>>68275536
i do desu x
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>>68275498
yes as its an indicator of how inferior your genes are as well as how shite your parents are as height isn't determined by genetics alone.
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>>68275532
fuck off

skype group is gayshit, same with all non-thread shit

reddit flags should be executed
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bloody hell
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>>68275559
you're better off not knowing
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>>68275570
what kind of job you have
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I'd NEVER want to be with a guy or even be friends with a guy who's been to prostitutes.
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>>68275579
think the blood would put out the fire lad
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>>68275579
I live 50km away from there
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i'm 5'1 lads
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>>68275498
>>68275559

DATZ NOT LIBEHTARIAN GAREH
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>>68275576
facts
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>>68275615
post vagina
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>>68275597
Admin
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>>68275389

5'11" 80kg
SQ: 135kg B: 95kg DL: 185kg
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>>68275168
DELET THIS
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>>68275571
>be beanpole dork
>have nothing to brag about
>bully people shorter than you
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>>68275640
i have a penis unfortunately
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>>68275649
bet you hate it
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>>68275389
Height: 6'4"
Weight: Like a brick shithouse
Lifts: ur mum
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>>68275576
he's a new reddit flagger, they always get excited and post retarded shit
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>>68275597
Member of the janitorial team for a well-known online image board
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>>68275668
what size?
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>>68275571
i'm 5'8 and my brother is 6'2 so it's not genetics or parenting.
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>I'd NEVER want to be with a guy or even be friends with a guy who's been to prostitutes
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>>68275661
yes and you little runts will sit there and take it
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>>68275710
it's about 3" now
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>>68275389
>5'9
>66kg
don't do any weight lifting but I can pick up my gf.
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>>68275674
I don't actually :c
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>>68275683
hehe
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>>68275375
>people taking Kyle Bosman seriously
autism
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>>68275576
Top tier post
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>>68275741
blimey
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>i'm 5'8
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>>68275773
Feel like you're taking the piss out of me very subtly?
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>>68275743
FORF

(fuck off reddit flagger)
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>>68275389
6'2
67kg
don't lift
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>>68275798
correct
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>>68275775
Jeez you got a big minge. Jeez you got a big minge.
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>>68275820
Why? :/
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someone wank me off RIGHT NOW
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>>68275506
>BP: 60KG
>OHP: 70KG
hm
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>>68275845
idk just being myself

s-sorry?
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ITT: We pretend to be Stephen Fry

I'll start

Waaaaaa I'm so depressed I'm going to kill myself not really lol look at me ahohohoho I'm depressed
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>>68275862
okay anon :3

stroke that cock for me
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>>68275829
>minge
FOL
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>>68275862
>>68275863
will smash both of your heads in
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeOhtphE7A4

me right now
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>>68275878
hmm
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>l-l-l-lanklets!
>at least I lift!
have you seen manlet "bodybuilders"? they look like literal jokes. all it does is draw attention to their lack of stature. 90% of girls would go for a 6'2 guy who has never set foot in a gym in his life over a 5'10 manlet who thinks he's shredded
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>ITT: We pretend to be Stephen Fry
>I'll start
>Waaaaaa I'm so depressed I'm going to kill myself not really lol look at me ahohohoho I'm depressed
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looking forward to talking to cheshire in the /brit/ discord voice channel
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making an arrangement
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>>68275619
Libertarianism is whatever I say it is bitch
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>>68275929
t. lanklet
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>>68275890
Goodeveninggoodeveninggoodevening, I fuck your son's face with my sweaty cock
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>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic libertarian
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*surreptitiously strokes willy*
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>>68275929
>90% of girls would go for a 6'2 guy who has never set foot in a gym in his life over a 5'10 manlet who thinks he's shredded
and? 90% of girls would go for 6'2 who doesn't go to the gym over a 6'2 sadcase who does.

it's only in the bizarre world of /fit/ that lifting weights can compensate for a personality/looks.
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>>68275931
>Go to France
>Become French Fry
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>>68275929
And they'd never go for a runt like you who makes something they had no control over such a huge part of their personality
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>>68275981
This gets me a bit worried 2bh
Not looking forward to the inevitable sexual abuse revelations that come out when he dies
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can't decide between the 13 and 15 inch lads

i've always had 13 inch macbook but i intend to use a virtue PC on this one and game on it so i'm thinking the 15 inch

however i like to carry my laptop about with me to the kitchen etc and bathroom

will a 15 be too big for that

also when your in bed lying down with a 15 inch are they just so big that it's uncomfy
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>>68275945
OK
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>>68276041
>can't decide between the 13 and 15 inch lads
wew
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>>68276041
>can't decide between the 13 and 15 inch lads
You hear macfags saying that a lot
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>>68276041
>also when your in bed lying down with a 15 inch are they just so big that it's uncomfy

gay
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>tfw 6'1
>built like a brick shithouse

now what?
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>>68275890
Stephen Fry is a stupid person’s idea of what an intelligent person is like
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>tfw I triggered two entire threads of height arguments just by saying how tall I am
Humans win again. Manlets will never learn.
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>>68276041
Buy it without the monitor and get a VR headset instead
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alri
the aj tracey ep is alright
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>>68276041
13 lad, easier to carry around

15 is too big
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>>68275863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBFmDzaIE9Y

the song that plays when im crushing ur neanderthal skull in
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ireland is going to legalise medical marajuana
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>>68276078
>that
>a brick shithouse

could HEEM you with both hands tied behind my back sunshine
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making arrangements
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Thandie Newton is a legitimate 10/10
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>>68276061
oh shut up you nerd
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>>68276053
>>68276061
>>68276068
>>68276068


as i clicked 'post' i realized this would be coming

>>68276102
have you had a 15 inch and experienced this?

i've only ever had 13 inch-ers but a 15 looks so nice to game on and it's only 1 pound heavier then the 13 inch


aaaaaaaaah
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hmmm pasta by aj is quite the tune though
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>thread starts talking about bodybuilding
>coincidentally people starts attacking tall people
REALLY gets the brain fired up
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>>68276160
I've got a 13, it's nice lad
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>>68276135
see you in the discord channel in 5
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*surreptitiously looks up the new aj tracey EP*
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cooking my bollocks like pasta
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>>68276182
c-can i see it?
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>>68276182
same but how do you know a 15 would be too big
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>>68276132
Would drop you before you realised my fist was moving
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tall people make the world go round

manlets are the fodder
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>>68276160
the 15 is good but yeah as the other lad said its a bit too big even though it's still manageable
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>>68276143
brown English MILFs tbqh
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>>68276168
knew you'd like the yanky choon
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>lee trundles penalty last night

jej
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>>68276243
hmm

do you have one?
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>>68276219
seen people with them/used one myself

I find the 13 better for carrying around and being portable/doing a comfy lie in bed with it
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>>68276245
no idea why she makes my willy diamonds but she does
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>>68275990
Nothing wrong with that
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Imagine being below 6 feet tall lads
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>>68276259
loved his bronze 5 star skill card on fifa ultimate team
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>>68276259
>lee trundle
this nigger has been around for bare time
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>>68276272
i really do wonder what the 15 is like when lying down in bed
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>loved his bronze 5 star skill card on fifa ultimate team
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some eastern euro cunt just came to my door and tried to get me to sign up for some healthy recipes meal box

then tried to ask to come up to my flat and get my credit card details

ahhhh yes immigration
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>>68276263
yea macbook pro 2012
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>>68276259
Met that guy when he was playing for Swansea. Thick as shit but a decent lad
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>tfw got an 18 inch PC

Why are Mac users so small?
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>>68276338
was a normie during that time tbf
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imagine having a BMI below 20 lads
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which would you prefer

the bigger mac

or the bigger man?
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>>68276315
go to the apple store and ask if you can take one to the bed shop
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>>68276291
fuck off you manchild
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIwwLP7s6V0
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>>68276355
what's it like when your lying down in bed with it

too big?

>>68276383
if only
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>>68276376
the bigger benis
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>>68276376
big mac :DDDDD
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got the new iphone and the new macbook lads
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>>68276338
Only just realized what a horrible shirt/tie combination Deano is wearing. Also wtf is that tie clip?
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>tfw no friends at uni
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>>68276388
i am so good at fifa lad

my record is 30 wins and one loss this year online

dont play it that much now tho
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What height is deano?
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>>68276376
for me, it is the mcchicken

the best fast food sandwich
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>>68276396
got no problem but sometimes it heats up a little bit and my left leg gets red haha but in terms of size its quite good. even though smaller would be fine too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Ycv97CVNo
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>>68276338
where did this barratt new build meme come from
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>>68276445
5'11
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>>68276445
5'10
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>>68276466
might just get the 15 then

thanks lad

actually, do you carry it about with you all day and is it annoying?
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>>68276223
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>>68276478
it was me
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is your fanny not stinging i bet you're fannys fuckin minging
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>>68276521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgBisJ_z6gk
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>tfw I'm probably the only girl who posts here regularly
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>>68276546
>>68276476
>>68276427
>>68276422
>>68276394
>>68276370
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>>68276478
Danelad spammed it
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>>68275389
>Height/Weight: 188cm, 82kg
Bench: 1.66 Maisies
Incline Bench: 1.41 Maisies
OHP: 1.26 Maisies
Squat: 2.05 Maisies
Leg Press: 3.55 Maisies
Barbell Shrug: 1.20 Maisies
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>>68276502
take it to work sometimes
i have a sleeve thing to put it in then I have no problem with putting it in my bag
not heavy, no problems with carrying it, everything is there
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>>68276592
Proof that Danes are the scum of the Earth
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>>68276637
okay thanks
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>>68275196
Would do a threesome 2bh
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/brit/ meetup 2016 cheers for coming
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>>68276503
Chin up lad
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going to bring in the marks and spencers shopping for my mum

still waiting on that discord
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>mum think she's about 30 even though she's starting to act more and more like an old woman
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like the sound of these so called "mormons"
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>>68276705
:)))))))))))))))))
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>>68276737
wtf
fucking chav if your mum is 30
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>>68276668
>three niggers out of nineteen people

What the fuck
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>>68276668
trevor is so qt
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>he wasn't brought up by a single mum who had you in her early 20s

Alright Tarquin, had a good time at Eton did you?
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>>68276771
My mum is 59, I said she THINKS she's 30
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telephone interview tomorrow for a technical consultancy role

good thing I sound like a teenage gay spastic haha
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>>68276844
vocaroo
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>>68276844
low test nigga
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>>68276844
>technical consultancy

tech support?
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>>68276831
I wish. is your life like the gilmore girls except where you're a boy
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Need a snuggle buddie
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I wanked too hard and injured the ol' foreskin lads.
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WIDYATALKINABEET
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY-1Um1Gzzk

doing a think
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>>68276836
oh
she doesnt do pic related does she
some old lady at my church does it's really weird
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>>68276870
nah, you lot would take the piss

>>68276889
no, it's as an actual consultant

salary £33k
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need a black gf
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there's at least 2 girls in the new office i want to bang but i bet they have bfs. not that it would matter if they didn't haha
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Show

don't tell
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>>68276962
That could be quite a threatening statement if said with a gun in your hand and a throbbing erection
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>at my church
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need to push a babby out my urethra
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>>68276910
you fukken druggo
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imagine getting endoctrinated by hitler speeches 70 years after they were pronounced oh my days
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmMk1Myrxc&feature=youtu.be

we are living in the future lads
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>>68276948
Haha, classic Hans with the racemixing
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>>68276895
same
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>>68277021
>>68276921

screeeeeching
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It's so dense.

Every single image has so many things going on.
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>>68276924
lel no
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>there are girls that post on /brit/
they must be weirdos, like this girl that was part of my otherwise all male friends group in uni

some of the lads here are normal, but I reckon all of the girls are fucking spastics
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>>68276958
>bang

FOY
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>>68277021
imagine getting so indoctrinated by jews to the point of willingly accepting the complete cultural and ethnic destruction of your own people
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>>68277027
>how to overspend
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need a shag
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1022020
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>>68277233
All the girls that post here are total normies
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>>68277269
>your own people
my family is fine mate thanks for caring
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>>68277027
>grocery shopping in person

No thanks. Never leaving the house is the real future.
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>>68277233
How do you know there are girls
>>68277291
Is that bucksqt?
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>>68277291
2,1,3
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>>68277299
thanks for proving my point
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>>68276896
hahaha.
Did it hurt?
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>>68277283
>Q. Do you do bareback? A. Never ever even if anyone offered me a million pounds my health is more important to me than money so please dont ask.

>implying she wouldnt
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>they managed to fuck up the CoD4 Remaster
How? Fucking how?
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>>68277308
her name is bucks, not bucksqt you TWAT
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>>68277291
>"hey gals lets take a group photo"
>>takes a selfie with the others barely poking out of the background

Classic women
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>>68277318
don't really see how is the destruction of culture and ethnicity is happening
would you please show me? went outside today people were still speaking french haha, just like yesterday too
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how can you shag bare lads
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>>68277358
nice projection
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>>68277341
i thought condoms protected against babbies not stis
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>>68277339
Got a little scab growing on the ring of it now and there's a darkish spot on the side where I think I bruised it.
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>>68277400
don't know, never shagged a lad haha

maybe you should ask your dad though haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIt3PM5DF_c
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>>68277400
being bent helps
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>>68277348
>implying you're not loving autists over the internet calling you qt
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>>68276766
Where did it all go so wrong?
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did the essay (badly)
suck meeeeee
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>>68277381
over 25% of current french children are muslim

http://tempsreel.nouvelobs.com/education/20160202.OBS3878/exclusif-l-ecole-defiee-par-la-religion-l-enquete-qui-accuse.html
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post cross eyed slags
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>>68277453
The point where he became mentally ill
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Who saw that really nervous lass on The Chase? Qt Shaking like a leaf.
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Lads! I had my first ever date last Friday. It was a success. I've been happier than I've been in about twenty years. I'm so cynical that I'm afraid something terrible will happen.

Why can't I just enjoy happiness?
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>>68277448
>get aids

ahh yes
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>>68277488
Shan't be enabling your degeneracy
>>68277496
Brilliant insight lad
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https://twitter.com/jjauthor/status/805589388902076416

Is this true?
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>>68277519
Well done mate
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>>68277475
9000 kids from Marseille were used for this survey
not quite every french children haha
do you have other arguments maybe
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girls get the fuck out of my /brit/
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>>68277519
That's pretty normal 2bh

Now arrange your second date for tomorrow
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What's the best dating site

OKcupid is horrible
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What things can someone say/post that makes you know they're a JF?
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>>68277519
Normie cunt, off yourself
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>Did I hear you talking shit about Wales you cheeky cunt?
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>girls get the fuck out of my /brit/
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>>68277572
no :)
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>>68277550
Yes, ignore the lefties commenting
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>>68277551
Cheers. I told you all there was still hope for gf2016. I didn't start talking to her until three weeks ago and now I might just make it.

>>68277574
Can't, I'm working. Might try and sort something for this weekend. Haven't spoken to her today but oh well.

>>68277581
Don't worry, if gf2016 happens I will do the honourable thing and leave 4chan. It's been a good ten years anyway.
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>>68277579
why does she want to get rid of queensland senate candidates
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>>68277586
She's fit but boring
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>>68277564
>do you have other arguments maybe

yes, that basically every white country will be minority white within our lifetimes and people think thats fine because they have been brainwashed by jews since birth
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>>68277638
Tomorrow night you spacker

You need to keep the fire going
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>>68277607
What's it like coming here as a girl honestly? Is it not weird?
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>>68277575
Match.com is at least better in Canada

Too many Trans* and ultra-leftists "smash the patriarchy" types on OkCupid
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>>68277657
hmmm that's quite a bold announcement
reckon everyone should be informed about this
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>>68277575
Elite Singles
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>yes, that basically every white country will be minority white within our lifetimes and people think thats fine because they have been brainwashed by jews since birth
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>>68277680
just here for the cute boys and banter
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>>68277519
well done lad
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>>68277662
How the cunting christ am I going to get a day off work at this late notice? I am on the late shift so it's not like I'd go after work. Trust me, if I could see her right now I would, but we're both busy. We have our own things to do. We've already said we know what we want to do next time we meet, now just isn't a good time.
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>>68277712
has he got a tiny hole in his crotch?
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>>68277700
https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/sep/03/race.world

im sorry you had to find out this way pierre
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>>68277727
>cute boys

Where are they?
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>>68277755
Sorry I didn't realize you work 16 hours a day and have literally no free time
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>>68277693
>moyes
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>>68277638
>Don't worry, if gf2016 happens I will do the honourable thing and leave 4chan. It's been a good ten years anyway.
yeah, right

thought the same thing but i've had a gf for ages and i'm still here
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>>68277575
They're all hit and miss. I had my only successes on OKC. PoF was like staring in to the abyss. Never tried anything else.
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>yes, that basically every white country will be minority white within our lifetimes and people think thats fine because they have been brainwashed by jews since birth
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There's literally nothing wrong with white people becoming a minority
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>he doesn't order all his food from amazon
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>>68275570
>i do desu x
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>>68277781
That's not it, but I work in the afternoons and evenings and she works in the mornings.

>>68277792
Oh, I won't really leave. I'm here forever.
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>>68277819
but i'm insecure and don't want to compete with le blacks
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>>68277773
at last i truly see
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There's literally nothing wrong with [something you disagree with]
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>>68277841

>replying to a 50 minute old post

kys
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What do you reckon then knobjockeys, Die Hard or MIB 3?
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gf just sent me this

>I really really enjoy giving oral and I've been told I'm excellent at it to that's because I genuinely enjoy it. However I don't like my head being forced down onto your member I really enjoy giving it you don't need to force me lol.
I also really enjoy reverse oral for the obvious reasons ha I'm a gusher though so watch out ;). I'm not keen on reverse cowgirl or the 69 position ( but I'm more than happy to sit on your face) as it's usually not comfortable or practical with me being a tall girl but I do love to ride and my favourite is from behind as I do like my bottom slapped a bit but I'm pretty flexible and enjoy most positions you just have to ask :) xxx
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>>68277579
how is "no more mosques" politically acceptable in australia?

isnt it against the australian constitution?
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>>68277882
Both total pap
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When there are no whites there will be peace at last
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FUCK OFF OSWALD MOSLEY
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>>68277301
would steal all your stuff
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at what time do you normally start predrinks with the lads
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REALLY itching to have sex
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>>68277872
I can I'm allowed
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>>68277921
9:30 to 10
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>>68277888
really horrible thought that the lips you kiss enjoyed being wrapped around some other dudes cock
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A bunch of SJWs are going to march from Germany to Aleppo

I found these cucks on Twitter. A bunch of SJWs are going to march from Germany to Aleppo. When they get there, they are going to basically act as human shields. This is to good to be true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2A3KidIhe8

https://twitter.com/AleppoMarch

http://www.civilmarch.org/
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>>68277841
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>>68277921
7
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>>68277903
australians don't have a real constitution like us they're fine
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>>68277921
take the first red ups around midnight
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>>68277970
like the children's crusade
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>>68277888
>the lips you kiss enjoyed eating a shit out of another blokes arsehole
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>>68277903
No lol
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>>68277910
Anchorman 2 it is then, cheers mate
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spooning sainsburys basics jam out of the jar because there's nothing else to eat x
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Do you kiss your gf after she sucks your cock and swallows?

I just realised I do, but that might be pretty gay haha
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>>68277921
I don't drink or have any friends.

Checkmate
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>>68278013
>the north
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>>68277550
KEK @ replies
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>>68278017
I never kiss my gf after sucking her off that would be gay
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People that tell you Die Hard is their favourite Christmas film REALLY tell you it's their favourite Christmas film. The Worst Cunts.
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FA Cup draw lads

like the draw more than the actual matches desu
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https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/dec/02/mps-write-letter-channel-4-culture-secretary-karen-bradley-board

bloody racists
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one day I'm going to be a supreme court justice lads. And in the chilcott enquiry or operation yewtree of the time, I'll insert an inside joke meme that only you lads will get

watch BBC parliament in 2040 lids
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A jumped up country boy who never knew his place
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>>68277953
>>68277980

hmmm
usually start it at like 8 when im with the lads but tonight im going out with people at work from my new job and one of them said he'll text me when we're meeting for pre's and now it's ten past seven and he hasnt said anything

dont want to be a loser and stay in x
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>>68278063
trading places is better
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>>68278017

it's the other cocks shes sucked you should be worried about, not your own
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>>68277550
Seriously though, I stayed in Marble Arch with my family years ago and it was all Islamic. Tons of people just smoking sheesha on the sidewalk.
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weather isn't irish
weather has no nationality
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>>68272889

>>68272889

>>68272889

old old new
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>>68278076
Stop giving the Guardian clicks
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>>68278042
lmao
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>>68278088

ermm you might want to look up that lyric again
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>>68277921
why the fuck are you going out on a monday
is it someones birthday?
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>>68277998
im fucking crying omg
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>>68278282
just for the bantz

theres several clubs that are LIT on mondays
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>>68277921
9
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>>68278013
grim
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>>68277712
Yahtzee a cute
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>>68278088
Spoopy listing to it as of typing
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