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/int/ Colonizes An Alien Planet 2016-12-05 05:20:51 Post No. 68273584
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/int/ Colonizes An Alien Planet 2016-12-05 05:20:51 Post No. 68273584
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The year is 2159 and every nation on Earth except Israel has access to interstellar travel. 60 light years from Earth in a binary star system lies the lush garden world of BallsackMcHorsetitties.
Use this map to claim your country's space clay. Obviously green is land, blue is ocean and white is glacial ice. BallsackMcHorsetties has two suns and four moons, so the sky is bound to be beautiful most of the time. The atmosphere is breathable to humans and the gravity is slightly lighter than Earth's.
A virgin world awaits; take care of her /int/
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Size comparison with inner solar system.
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Overview of BallsackMcHorsetitties Star system. As the planet's year progresses, the suns slowly move across the sky. During summer, the suns are on opposite sides of the planet simultaneously lighting both sides. In Winter, the suns form a conjunction together on one side leaving the other dark for a few hours.
The planet receives roughly equal heat from each sun despite being 10x closer to the one it orbits. Their habitable zones overlap.
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Outdated webm of BallsackMcHorsetitties rotating.
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Not country, but I am going to be the Native Civilization of Sharooroo
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OP here. Forgot to mention 1 pixel is roughly 10km x 10km (depending on lattitude)
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srry lads it had to be done
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>>68273584
>interstellar travel by 2159
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>>68273584
here is my Anglosphere
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>>68273584
>no penis shaped peninsula
what's the point even?
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>>68275406
You can draw somewhere close, but only if you change your space refugee policy.
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>>68275923
>>68273584
Added myself
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>>68275406
> anon wants to see cocks
> checks flag
every time
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>>68276519
SAVAGE
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>>68273584
Draw a vertical line at about 2/5ths to divide it into 2 equally large landmasses (maybe at that one river).
Right is Portuguese, left is Spanish.
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i might smell like cock but that is besides the point, i live and will always live in a country shaped like a dick that is my geographical joy of being born.
for example if i were finnish i'd be pretty damn pissed if my country stopped being the ballsack of scandinavia.
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>>68282360
meant for
>>68276519
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>>68281810
>>68282360
>>68282412
just give up lmfao
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CLAIMING THIS NEW ENTIRE CONTINENT ON BEHALF OF THE GREAT CORNISH EMPIRE
In 2020 Cornwall held a referendum to either remain part of the England, or to secede from it and become it's own state much like Wales and Scotland. Cornwall overwhelmingly voted leave, however the tyrannical British government would not allow it to become it's own state. Instead Cornwall was allowed the secession so long as they became, not a state of Britain, but it's own sovereign nation. This offer was considered too ridiculous to ever come to fruition by the British government, however Cornwall council obliged and thus Cornwall became recognized as the 196th country in the world and gained it's own flag on 4chan.
By 2100 97% of people living in Cornwall spoke Cornish again and the language was successfully restored and taught in British schools. The only people still speaking English in Cornwall where old relics of the past.
Though Cornwall was perfect in every way and could easily survive as a sovereign nation, the Cornwall senate still despised the rest of the world for always looking down upon them. Cornwall wanted to expand it's borders and managed to take over Wales and Scotland, adding both these British states to the nation of Cornwall. Britain is now comprised of only England and Northern Ireland.
Cornwall kept expanding it's borders through brute force. By 2150 the Cornish army matched America's and they where a force to be reckoned with. Cornwall had now taken over several countries in Europe and Asia.
in 2159 a new habitable planet was discovered and the discovery of this planet lead the Cornish empire to launch it's own space program. A few countries beat Cornwall to colonizing this planet however was successfully the 11th country to colonize BallsackMcHorsetitties in 2165, colonizing more land than any of the pathetic other countries on earth. Establishing itself as the most powerful interplanetary nation in history.
More info on the great Cornish empire incoming.
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More info on the great Cornish empire;
The great Cornish Empire conquered many countries by 2159. Here is a map displaying all territories claimed. several European countries, a huge northwestern state of the US including Alaska, Asian countries such as Kazakhstan and Mongolia, we even managed to get North Korea. We also own both the north and south poles, and many countries in Africa including Egypt and Madagascar.
The Cornish Empire is a democratic republic ran by a president with no term limits. Because of this the all perfect President Doc Mustard (seen here singing a Christmas carol: https://youtu.be/00hUQJiS6ro) has ruled over Cornwall for the past 143 years unchallenged.
Doc Mustard won over the hearts of the Cornish people through the power of music with his smash hit "the old Cornish ways" (https://youtu.be/Pt8dJwjOJ4s) President Doc Mustard is a far right wing libertarian who abolished almost every non-violent legislation put in place over Cornwall by England. As such, all citizens of Cornwall have the rights to own any and all firearms and weapons, any and all drugs, and any and all types of pornography.
Cornwall's population as a nation was due to the lack of all these regulations. It is a very prosperous and free nation to live in. Studies show that cornwall is the happiest nation on earth, just before Denmark. Cornwall is also the third largest economy on planet earth and the first largest economy of planet BallsackMcHorsetitties, on account of Cornwall's claimed land being highly rich in useful high demand resources.
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>>68283223
>>68284704
As the Ambassador and current governor of the Finnish province of BallsackMcHorsetitties, I am happy to have a neighbor as mighty and noble as Cornwall.
May I invite your leader to visit our beautiful nation? We could discuss some trade, New Finland has a booming meme industry. I wish that we will be great allies in the future.
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>>68286060
>>68284704
>>68283223
This is autistic. Nobody asked for your cornish fanfic you freak.
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>>68286158
If massive landmasses are concerned I will rather neighbour new Cornwall than Russia.
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