/brit/

gonna do a suicide

wish i was dead

>want to start reading
>dont want to get too smart

lifted and got too jacked

What's a good pop album?

>>68272954
Frank Ocean's "Blonde"

>>68272947
ah yes, let me just browse a YLYL thread on /pol/ and repost images on /int/

>want to start studying philosphy
>don't want to fix all the world's problems and lead humanity into a golden age

>>68272964
>black people
No thank you.

CHIP
BATTY

LMAO

>cannae delete me old thread
git tae fuck hiro ye wanker

>>68272976
>YLYL on /pol/
Hm, yes, the 'runts'

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>this costs 100k

just fuck my shit up

>>68272954
CHVRCHES - The Bones Of What You Believe

(even if Lavren isn't your waifu, it's a solid synthpop album)

>>68272954
emotion by carly rae jepsen

Fuck sake lads
Just brought all the shopping in in one go and now I'm the size of a tank
Busted my favourite shirt open and the gf left me for being too muscly

>>68273005
>2.62 MB, 3264x2448

nary a pixel

>>68272954
Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz

>>68272954
Little Boots - Hands
>>68273006
nah

>>68273031
Literally ripped off a fingernail trying to accomplish this feat

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-38207685
>Poortherners are lazy
STOP THE PRESSES

When DOES it get better?

>>68272954
xtc - drums and wires
the smiths - the queen is dead
the sundays - reading, writing, and arithmetic

stretched once and now I've turned into Tetsuo from Akira

>>68273103
Literally never.

Best one can hope for is fleeting periods of respite provided by drugs.

Excerpt from my novel lads, what do you guys think?

Jamie is a fundamentally lonely person. This not the loneliness experienced by those deemed normal by society, this is more than the occasional moment of self-pity experienced by an attractive woman on the one Friday night in six weeks where her plans fall through and she spends it watching television. The loneliness Jamie feels is fundamental, he feels it in his very soul. He first noticed it as a child, when everyone else on the first day of school quickly found their group of playmates, he found himself wandering the playground seeking a likeminded group but he ultimately only met scorn and rejection. Even when, a few years later he finally reached acceptance among a group of similarly unpopular people, he always found himself alienated from the rest. Even in the middle of a crowd he was still alone.

No one understood him, not his parents, his teachers or his peers. They all simply wrote him off as a weirdo, someone who would be permanently maladjusted to society. In the present Jamie spends most of his time on the internet, the one place where he can find communities of likeminded people seemingly out of step and adrift from the rest of humanity. Even amongst these misfits, he rarely forms any lasting connection, and he has already accepted in his mind that his life will be a solitary one. While his classmates get inebriated at parties and engage in casual intercourse, he sits in his bedroom either browsing the internet or reading likeminded authors such as Camus or Dostoevsky. He feels more at home in the fictional realms or cyberspace than he does in the so called real world. It’s ironic, he thinks, that to him these worlds seem more real and consequential than that which is supposedly real.

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>>68273121
>>Best one can hope for is fleeting periods of respite provided by drugs.
this is why I take dextroamphetamine

>>68273121
ffs, wish the family could understand this so I could have my peace without upsetting them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9neFAM4uZM

utterly convinced there will never be a more kino scene in the history of cinema

>>68273094
it's apathy, not laziness

>>68273139
>long distance relationship over the internet

>>68273139
holy run-on sentences batman

>>68273105
>pop
>any of those albums
m8

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>>68273094
Southerners BTFO

I don't even notice essayposting until someone replies, I just subconsciously ignore them. Quite weird

>>68273154
Really hope I get the chance to try amphetamines in some form before dying. Closest we have ever had access to here is 4F-MPH (which was admittedly pretty nice even though the come down was horrendous).

Yeah you can buy speed paste on the DNMs but I am to paranoid for that.

>>68273217
>new wave
>jangle pop

>not pop music

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

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>>68273094
>Children's tsar
Get the mausers

bit cold out

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>>68273268
my doctor prescribes them to me for treatment resistant depression

>>68273333
Chek'd

>>68273333
bit quads out

irish digits

I'm a bona fide /brit/ celebrity

way too many yanks, aussies and canncucks

>>68273367
Shut up nerd

>>68273380

F U C K O F F Y A N K
U
C
K

O
F
F

Y
A
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K

>>68273380
FOY

>too many aussies

No such thing

too many brits ITT

business idea: France

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Tj4bJ0VFw

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>life is actually all a simulation
>When you die you get pulled out
>So anon it says here you spent your in game youth on...browsing a Taiwanese sewing forum, mostly from the same island?
>Fascinating

>>68273432
brilliant post

>>68273434

See >>68273397

Too many nerds itt

*gets on the table*
*does a little dance*
skip skap skippydoo skappaskipadoodee

Unpopular opinion:even yanks are better than normdrones who happen to be British

I think I'm coming down with something lads

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38200989
Is the BBC becoming red pilled lads?

>>68273480
so youre saying yank abnormies are better than brit normies?

>>68273502
get down with the sickness la

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limeys

>>68273522
>Sajid Javid said he would study the findings "closely".

yeah not so sure about that mate, he's a fucking paki

>>68273535
Yeah desu. /brit/ becomes a cesspool from 6pm-12

Guys i see things in /brit/ and 4chan that no one else sees.

I usually hop on at night, when its "aussie normie hours" but ive seen some really strange shit, i dont want to go into too much detail but non brit flags should not be trusted at all, sometimes someone just says something random like you usually do in /brit/ but i once caught a non brit flag make a couple of these posts and what he was really doing was just quoting the chorus or title of a song playing on a popular aussie radio station? When he accidentally lets slip something that someone his flag shouldnt know and someone asks about it they go quiet. I fell asleep and left a thread open, i went through it when i woke when it was archived at that point and noticed these behaviors.

I also bought up the other day when posting from actual brit flags were hiro'd in some way, and during that time certain non brit flag regulars were out of action at the same time then suddenly flooded back when the brit posters coming back meaning that they could only be brit posters on proxies.

Thoughts of this house of lies that is /brit/

I even test this sometimes against other aussie posters and there is one aussie regular whos is a real shameless attention whore ive never seen anything like him, he actually changes his in-thread behavior and mimic certain posters in order to drive them off

All dreadful pop suggestions lads. Except that one lad who mentioned Emotion.

got a free USB today lads

not sure what to do with it. can I do something fun like run Linux off it?

>>68273536
*sneezes on you*
shit sorry mate

>>68273603
that's because pop is dreadful

>>68273522
No, what that article means is we need more burkas but not in isolated communities, they need to be everywhere

>>68273632
I need upbeat fun music to dance to though.

>>68273522
>27% of births in 2014 were to mothers born outside the UK
wew

>>68272978
Don't worry, you won't get to do that with a philosophy degree anyway.

why do people pretend like /brit/ is anything other than a normie general?

>>68273337
Pretty cushy situation in America as far as pharmaceuticals go. Prescription oxycontin, prescription amphetamines, prescription xanax.

We have literally nothing like those things here. Best we have are tramadol and diazepam.

ITV literally made a program about trump called "the war on china"

ah yes unbiased media

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>Yeah desu. /brit/ becomes a cesspool from 6pm-12

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>>68273656
>79% of births were to fathers born outside the UK.

>>68273589
Can barely follow you lad, not making a lick of sense

>>68273589
I noticed a few people leave. Caralad on the dutch flag and the Kraut both disappeared then came back after they got Hiro'd, swiss guy admitted he was on a VPN too.

>>68273692
you think normies would have time to waste on a place like this? They have lives and friends and gfs

we are proto-normies at the very least most are abnormies

Is cystitis a sign of pregnancy?

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>>Yeah desu. /brit/ becomes a cesspool from 6pm-12

Phimotic ring is really tight so I can pull my foreskin halfway down my nob and turn it into an hourglass.

>>68273742
im a complete normie though. this a good distractor when doing work

>>68273711
British women don't like British men?

>>68273333
What are you talking about? It's 8°c out, that's fucking summer right here

>>68273733
swiss flag admitted to it? didnt take him long, was a shit attention cunt gimmick anyways good riddance

>>68273683
who said anything about a degree?

fucking arrogant students think they have a monopoly on all knowledge

>>68273772
normies dont come to places like this

>>68273733
Caralad's a real dutch lad. I saw him when I went on holiday to the Netherlands.

>>68273694
Yanks need to take the legal version of heroine and coke to not have to come to terms with living in yankland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkry3zzutI

>>68273772
you're what known as a bizzaro normie

basically you've deluded yourself into thinking you're a normie but you're still an abnormie on the inside

Just because someone has a gf or goes out doesn't make them a deano

Well adjusted =/= normie

>>68273807
More like their government know that giving the people what they want and what they need to get through the weekly slog of wageslavery and misery is much more productive for their economy than being autistically uptight about preventing autonomous human beings taking the "wrong molecules".

>>68273816
who the fuck had windows 2000

if you didn't go from 98 straight to XP you may as well just off yourself now

>>68273856
>Just because someone has a gf or goes out doesn't make them a deano

literally no-one says that's what a deano is you fucking leaf

>>68273802
normie here. got a wife and a career and a mortgage.

>>68273856
deano is a certain lifestyle

only a small percentage of normies fall into the deano category

>>68273896
piss off you didn't

put this gimmick in the bin mate

>>68273869
You're not wrong but we need to reorganize society in a manner so that your average worker doesn't need to be doped up to not want to go postal

>>68273856
deano isn't just a "normie" you twat

>>68273936
>>68273915
>>68273905
Getting the deano gimmick "wrong" always triggers brits haha

>>68273907
again, normies dont come to places like this. you're just in denial about having something wrong with your brain.

>>68273971
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>68273979
nah

>>68273905
>>68273936
>>68273971
amusing because what people call normie now is different than the original meaning

>>68273989
>follow up (you)s

god probably doesn't exist

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howling and screeching

>>68273802
>>68273842
nah im a complete normie desu

check off everything on the normie list

>gf
>loving family
>full time career
>friends
>travel all the time
>handsome

Believe it or not there are other normies like me ITT

My willy went hard by itself :)

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>I'm a fan of capitalism, communism or fascism

Deano:
>Somewhat successful, but only moderately so
>NOT overly intelligent
>Automatically a normdrone
>LOVES FIFA
>Likely has a gf who wears too much makeup and posts selfies all day
>Has a bunch of mates who are all lads, smithy, the smithster, kev and daz

>>68274023
Look at the post below you mate

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>>68274028

>>68274028
Chads BTFO

>>68273139
>This not the loneliness experienced by those deemed normal by society,

>>68274055
this desu

normies arent automatically deanos, but deanos are ALWAYS normies

>>68274029
no, you're just a drone. abnormies can do all that too.

normal people with normal brains dont come here. dont be ashamed as its not a problem.

>>68274028
>Archie Lloyd, 18, was celebrating the end of his A-Levels in Malia when he became involved in an altercation and was struck by Sebastian Trabucatti, another Briton who was working on the Greek island as a club promoter
>going to malia
>ever

>>68274055
>somewhat successful

Oi cunt who's the one that's going to own a HOME and a GERMAN WHIP soon?

>>68274010
everyone is a normie apart from me

>>68273139
Is this a semi-autobiographical novel by chance?

Doing a poo

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>>68274028
That's brilliant

>>68274010
Original """""Meaning""""" was crafted by yank mongs

will i get deported on March?

>>68274118
FONT

>>68274098
im not. im a proud normie desu

>>68273405
see >>68273405

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I like this picture

>>68274129
deano was crafted by albion mongs

>>68274100
Two of my mates went to Malia and when I asked them if it was good, they said yes and when I asked if anything interesting happened, one of my mates said that he threw up on his own face but was too drunk to realise he had done it himself and started accusing those nearby of having thrown up on his face.

>>68274141
Yes, pack your bags mate

>>68274118
RIVERS OF BLOOD

>>68274146
alright, whatever you say.

>>68274098
wtf are you on about?

Preferred the generic Barratt new build gimmick to the deano spin off

>>68274156
isn't gordon fairly tall already? why does he need those stupid shoes?

>Whats the capital of Egypt?
>Egypt

Creasing lads, post that lad laughing wiping away the tear from his eye

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>>68274118
>Gf

>>68274181
dont reply to my posts, pillock

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>>68274161
Kek

My mates went, I refused to go didn't want to waste money on a shit holiday. The best thing they told me is after they found a place with fishbowls half the price of everywhere else they woke up and they all had vibrant green shit.

https://deaddrops.com/

looks fun

>>68274201
The Chase?

Fookin' 'ell lads nearly froze me bollocks off on the bike today.

>>68274028
middle class poofs absolutely obliterated

tybworkingclass

>>68274193
He's like 6ft1, those Manlets are still insecure around us

t. 6'4

Dunno what i expected but that 8 gigs of chinese loan shark pics was severely disappointing

>>68274028
Completely justified

>>68274163
even if i heff job?

>>68274201
who are you quoting

>>68274218
I had a McDonald's in Amsterdam and shat green for the rest of the day.

>Mr Hutchinson said he was so concerned for his friend that he sought a second medical opinion when they got home, but the telephone number they were given did not reply.

>The friends put gifted sportsman Mr Lloyd in the recovery position and fell asleep at around 7am. However, they woke at midday and discovered blood on Mr Lloyd's pillow, who was unresponsive.

mong friends. take him to the fucking hospital

>>68274218
Don't aussies have better holiday spots in asia to drunkenly devastate?

>>68274261
Even then

>>68274240
>Harrow
>Middle class

Mong

>>68274244
>6'4" manlet calling others manlets
Love when you poofs see me approach and you start panicking when you realise I tower over you because it's something you neve experience. The absolute delusion and fear in your eyes is incredible to behold.

t. 6'7"

I bet you kiss girls faggot

>>68274284
I'm an expat, this was after A Levels in the UK.

>>68274240
>Harrow is middle class


Winston Churchill went there you bellend

>>68274314
Imagine being a stick bug that could never look built and can only shag African long distance runners

>>68274280
>so concerned for his friend that he typed some numbers on a phone and then gave up and went to sleep

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Got the fish I really wanted :)

I also bought a new tank, figured it would be nicer than putting it in the small one I originally planned to.

Only problem is the filter is really loud.

got called a scrounger at Job Centre

>>68274314
>6'7"

Alri Shaquille O'neal

what should I get my brother's gf for christmas?

>>68274360
that's a werid fish m8

looks like buddha

>>68274314
>6'7" manlet calling others manlets
Love when you poofs see me approach and you start panicking when you realise I tower over you because it's something you neve experience. The absolute delusion and fear in your eyes is incredible to behold.

t. 7'3''

>>68274314
>>68274244
Loving the delusion between these two manlets
t. 8' and built like a brick shithouse

I never want to go back to liverpool again
what a shit hole

>>68274351
My left leg probably weighs more than you, you little manlet cunt.

t. 255lbs

>>68274360
can you do a closer pic?

>>68274378
your D

Fired up the ol' xbox for a quick round of FIFA 17 before the misses gets back lads playing Manchester as always haha, love me some Rooney the legend

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>>68274360
>screenshot of a picture

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ah yes

>>68274347
upper class then?

>>68274360
Is that a Betta?
I have one of them, my "quirky" friend gave me one for my birthday last year even though at the time I had no fish and expressed no interest in owning one. He's a cool lil guy though

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>tfw 6'6 and built like a skinnyfat manchild
wish I was memeing

Post bangers

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the so called gee-eff

>>68274397
I actually like being a normal height thank you very much

It's nice only ever thinking about my height when insecure virgins with their heads in the clouds get uppity on 4chan

>>68274425
Hope you've got more than a 30L tank lad

>>68274408
yeah thanks mate

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>>68274434

>>68274451
Not this again please not this again. I'm begging you guys.

>>68274407
what's on the flash drive?

>>68274434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SkWIqQ3oLY

>>68274314
IDEAL height = 6'3 - 6'5

Pushing it = 6'6

Lanklet status, too tall for many activities and comfort in many beds and while travelling, never be able to look hench, possible health problems and trouble buying clothes = 6'7 and above

>>68274444
>I like being a normal height
t. smaller than some women

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why can't brits handle the burger?

>>68274459
either way still btfo by based working class GODS

Just got punched by a bouncer

>8ft tall
>Cock is 11 inches
>Weigh 350lbs
Howling delusional 6ft5 cunts itt could lift you up and throw you little babbies

crimbo choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFU4qPQS8lU

>>68274494
in Greggs?

>>68274474
Why would I want to shag a 6'1 woman? They're all disgusting lesbian rugby players or models you'd never shag anyway

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>>68274482
why can't yanks handle the banter?

https://youtu.be/2qVt_MlxOF4

>RISKY ROADZ TAKES TO THE STREETS OF MELBOURNE TO SHOWCASE THE GRIME TALENT FROM OZ
hmmm giving this a watch

Business idea: die young to limit your expenses

>>68274470
>too tall for many activities and comfort in many beds and while travelling, never be able to look hench, possible health problems and trouble buying clothes
All of these are true, except for looking hench. Even at my skinniest, girls assumed I was fucking tanked just because of my height. Broad shoulders at 6'7" puts you out of the realm of most men. Almost every single human being you will ever meet will look like a fucking twig in comparison. Utterly inferior.

I'll take not fitting in aeroplane seats as the necessary sacrifice, in that case.

>>68274465
Hm? Just looking out for the safety of the bettas lad, 30 litre tank is far too little. Wouldn't feel comfortable sharing a thread with an animal abuser

The pinnacle of power and efficiency of the human body=5ft9
Connor MacGregor is this height, and he could destroy any lanklets itt. At that height power and efficiency are maximal, in a survival situation no lanklets would survive

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at some point, as this man was helplessly flailing around inside a drying rack, he must have actually realised he was going to die. youre getting your washing and the next second youre stuck inside a washing rack, thinking about how its all over, about hows thats how it going to end.

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why do brits poo in the pool

>>68274434
https://youtu.be/kK42LZqO0wA

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>>68274509
>manlets screeching about tall women
>TALL WOMEN ARE UGGO LESBIAN WHORES I HATE THEM THEY'RE FAT AND UGLY AND I HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68274500
howling at somebody thinking an 11 inch cock is impressive when he is 8 foot tall

equivalent of a 6 foot man having a 5 inch knob

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>just ordered a fleshlight

>>68274552
You're a fucking liar my friend is 6'4 and girls didn't believe him when he said he lifted

Everyone knows gains get exponentially harder with height

Business idea: don't die at after working a long time but before collecting pension. Instead die before you worked a long time or after you retired a while so to make most of NI contributions.

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>>68274586
>logging

6ft is unironically the best height to be for athletic ability, anyone claiming otherwise is delusional

>>68274600
delete this image mate

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>Even at my skinniest, girls assumed I was fucking tanked just because of my height. Broad shoulders at 6'7" puts you out of the realm of most men. Almost every single human being you will ever meet will look like a fucking twig in comparison. Utterly inferior.

>>68274467
>flash drive

*jumps from my 6th floor hotel balcony into the pool before unleashing a huge log a shit*

ah yes, magaluf

>>68274630
me on the left

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Reminder if you wear shirts with collars that don't button down you are alerting every girl in the vicinity to your virginity.

Social anxiety is getting real bad lately lads

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>>68274628

>>68274635
tahts what it's called

>>68274641
>magaluf
more like make-a-loaf ahaha

>>68274508
What Greggs has a bouncer you fing mong?

>>68274482
good post
>>68274536
alri Autismo

>>68274653
literally never seen a shirt with collar buttons

@@68274653

You're not getting a (You) that easily you utter runt

>>68274657
No longer use my microphone in games because I can't stand talking with people
It'll be alright in the long run though h-haha

>>68274605
>YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR I HATE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
kek. Manlets, when will they learn?

>>68274630
Love when manlets get fuming.

5ft10=perfect height
Just above average, tall enough for everything while also having great gains

>>68274677
One near me does to keep the chavs away

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>>68274657
same because my acnes coming back after having perfect skin for about 4 years

im 23

>>68274560
There was an overly long argument about tank size and bettas a month or so ago. Very very long argument. Ruined /brit/.

>>68274718
stop squatting in jeans mongo

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>>68274705

>tfw 6ft5
>Look like a fucking disproportionate freak
>People stare at me constantly
>Constant jokes at my expense
JUST

>>68274690
I am literally the most potent (You) farmer in this entire general. Man has been stacking (You)s since before you finished your incubation period on /b/.

>>68274714
I'm well aware lad, we were just trying to ensure the bettas had a comfortable life. No one in their right mind should buy a 30L tank for them

hey lads, what's the latest?

banger for the 6'4+ master race lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

https://clyp.it/lnpvkmgp

need to diversify this bassline and of course add some atmospherics

>>68274407
is this one of those CP traps

>>68274712
ah yes
the so called president of the united states of america

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>>68274695
Love it when lanklets get fuming, 6'4 will always be ideal

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>tfw existentially secure

>>68274744
What's disproportionate about you or are you just a manlet in disguise?

>>68274748
wat

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>tfw 6ft3
>Lifting 2 years
>Can't make gains
>Can't admit I lift because people laugh
>6ft guys I know lifting shorter amounts of time way more muscular

>>68274780
>settling for the god delusion

pmsl

>>68274768
>>68274757
t. manlet

When will they learn?

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>>68274780
>tfw not

>>68274768
the manlet meme has gone too far

I'm 5'7 and I've never really understood the manlet meme

I've literally had sex with dozens of people

>>68274814
>implying unimplied implications

>apply for a job
>get a reply saying where the second page of my cv is
>don't have a second page

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>He has the virgin walk

>>68274590
If a girl is a tall and pretty she's most likely a model

How many models have you shagged?

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>tfw I've triggered the manlets so badly they're starting to false flag as humans

i'm 5'9 and I feel like a literal child

this height is a joke. only acceptable in a 3rd world country

Reminder that along with reviewbrah the manlet meme and even the word is originally from misc, got filtered through /fit/, then Reddit and eventually ended up on /brit/

This general is basically 9gag

Are fitness trackers a meme?

>>68274705
>>68274742
he REALLY wants to get laid

>>68274860
ah yes I remember being 18 and applying for jobs straight after A-levels

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>tfw 6ft2
>Long gangly limbs
>My lifts all suck
>Huge rom for every single lift
>Meanwhile normal height people gain muscle within months of starting

>The advice to "flood" yourself with high anxiety so that you will get better does NOT work for people with social anxiety. The attempt to perform an activity that is highly anxiety-arousing almost guarantees failure. This, in turn, leads to further embarrassment, humiliation, and depression. Do not force yourself into high anxiety producing situations. This will only make your social anxiety worse.

So I've been doing it wrong this whole time..

>>68274833
bet you're 5'10"

>>68274867
Joke's on you, I almost exclusively shag short girls.

>tfw surrounded by womanlets

>>68274860
what job?

Is Leicestershire about?

Ah yes, 'us and them' you need to evolve. The earth is round and beauty exists within all personkind (I refuse to use the term Mankind because it is patriarchal) and only by unifying as one race, the human race can we march onto the endless future of progress.

>>68274925
Not seen him sorry.

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>it stops it rotating

>>68274914
6'4 you genuine unaltered arsebeast

>>68274910
This is factually incorrect.

t. socially anxious twat that threw himself into a few public speaking things and then went out of his way to talk to strangers every day

>>68274910
Just bee yourself and push yourself out of your comfort zone bro!

>>68274742
>western misogyny in the same ballpark as "stone the whore" Arabs

Oh my days Rasheed the western criticism of the hijab comes from a place of women's liberation from patriarchy (Islam)

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>>68274811
>was skinny fat
>lifted for about 8 months 3 times a week without fail
>took real care with my diet because my main concern was getting rid of my skinny fat stomach
>just became an ultra anorexic tier skelly with a bit of a belly and small man tits
>lifts barely went up at all
>gave up
>just started eating pure shit for a few months
>unironically looked better after a few months of just eating what i want and not doing any exercise

>>68272954

Strawberry Switchblade's self titled album

>>68274939
forgiven

>>68274904
what the fucking shit does rom mean? we're not all acronym/abbreviation/contraction masters here for fucks sake

>>68274586

commonman, new york, United States, 2 years ago

been doing this for years always makes for a fun vacation drop a duece in the pool the day ur leaving also love urinating in the hotel bed

Is Essex about?

>>68274949
t. manlet

>>68274999
this meme has gone too far

>>68274985
it's for the unemployed people who get up early

>>68274983
range of motion

>>68274925
How can I help you pal?

>>68274985
NEETS, stay at home parents, old people

>>68274983
Range of motion. Taller people have more distance to travel so are weaker.

>>68274983
Range of motion. Humans need to move the weights further than manlets. Part of the reason why humans are so much stronger than manlets.

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>>68274401
Sure
>>68274406
It stops it from rotating

>>68274425
Yeah it is a yellow crown tail betta
The woman who sold it to me said she was really surprised it hadn't been bought yet

I like the tank a lot as well, I like the tall ones instead of the long ones

Girls at work started talking about willy piercings earlier and of them said she'd get her nipples pierced
>sweating.jpg

>>68274988
aww look which normie wants to see their normie friend

re-e-e-e

>>68275027
deffo not you 'pal'

you don't have that qt writing style he does

>>68274914
So you shag short women i.e. The vast majority of them congrats you loser

Well guess what me too whoah looks like they actually do have sex with men below 6'5" who'd a thunk

>>68275054
me on the right

>>68275037
Then how come the lads doing worlds strongest man and massive deadlifts are all tall as fuck

>>68275043
>manlets aren't human

bit rude

>>68275054
>Maisie will never hoover up your bollocks until blood circulation is cut
ah yes, the sad existence that is ""life""

anything higher than 6'4 is just silly

>>68274867
>If a girl is a tall and pretty she's most likely a model

nope

>tfw 6ft
>Tfw never even thought about it
>Tfw gains are fine, height is fine
Don't get it desu

>>68275062
>you don't have that qt writing style he does
gay cunt

>>68275101
>6ft
>height is fine

screaming

>tfw failing out of uni

Gonna tell the GP I feel suicidal and depressed so I can waive this semester

CANNOT fail the same course twice or I actually will top myself

>>68274964
let me guess, you did;
>a lot of cardio
>had a ton of rest time between sets
>too few or too many reps per set
>tried to eat fewer calories than you burned
>trained too many muscle groups each day you went instead of focusing on one or two per session

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>>68275075
>5ft10 is tall as fuck

>>68275113
says you

2bh the manlet cut-off point is 6'7", if you're not atleast 6'8 you're probably a low test manlet.

t. 8'1"

Sensing some perturbations in the emotional nebula lads. Keep it down will you?

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/5gko7f/woman_sentenced_to_1_year_in_jail_for/

>those comments

ah yes, women

>>68275151
exactly. take a look at yourself.

>>68275168
>>68275168
lads
>>68275168
>>68275168

>want to get dressed but have a small willy
>get some porn up so I can get a semi and feel better
>end up going all the way

This is genuinely how 90% of my wanks happen.

>6'3 189 cm
>gains are easy

guess you faggots just lack testosterone lol

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>>68275145
>World's strongest man
>5f10
>This is what manlets actually believe

>>68275047
i was once at a predrinks where i was the only guy and this girl started talking about nipple piercings then she actually flopped her tit out and showed everyone

think she forgot i was there desu

>>68272889
>>68272889
>>68272889

wahey (this is old new)

Not a fan of this "linking to reddit" gimmick.
Not a fan at all.