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cara

As yes, 6AM

Good job, very well done

You stayed up until 6AM when you very well know you need to cram for your final exam tomorrow

No, no, good job

Fucking moron

doing a poo
on the loo
thinking of you

>>68263336
>tomorrow

Today you mean

Maisie

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*does a think*

>>68263350
No tomorrow (6th)

Lads created a new thing:

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the radical centre with you

>>68263355
referendums =/= democracy

The courts system are a fundamental part of the system

And again, they don't DECIDE whether brexit should go ahead or not, they interpret the law to see if the government has the POWER to make brexit happen without a parliamentary vote or not

Checks and balances Boris

>>68263381
needs work

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reminder to poms

>>68263072
are beaches in NZ really that nice though? can you swim in them without freezing your bollocks off?

>>68263087
Sydney. desu I have gone to the beach a couple times with ""friends"" but most of them are home for uni holidays, probably the main reason we go is there's a guy from one of those coastal nsw towns and he's pretty beach-orientated and he usually suggests a trip out
bit of a hassle though as I live inner city and it's over a half hour trip out to the beaches
I know what you mean though, even people I go with who like the beach might not even go swimming which for me is my favourite part.

>Aussies who don't like beaches

Cannot stand runts who don't like nice beaches.

There is literally nothing better than feeling the waves crash over you and doing a little swim

Doing an insanely bored.

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>>68263365
ah yes the Raj

>Girl who used to be in my class in year 9 moved to Australia with her family
>Her Facebook is full of beautiful beaches and a great lifestyle
>Regularly comments how glad she is she doesn't live in the UK anymore
>I will be stuck in rainy Manchester till the day I die

ah yes, my life

>>68263365
>tsunami/indo_1204.html
poorly executed meme

>>68263381
>radical centrist

Fuck off, you give us regular centrists a bad name

>>68263440
poo tsunami

>>68263408
>There is literally nothing better than feeling the waves crash over you and doing a little swim
Sex
Heroin
Chocolate
Having a fat shit
Dead pakis on Best Gore

poonami

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>>68263394
Can't imagine being this cucked by the state. It's taken a few generations of American control but the German people really have been truly and thoroughly brainwashed into trusting the government to take the control out of the people's hands, because they can't be trusted cause muh Hitler.

Mental aha

>>68263458
Poonami

>>68263466
Bit edgy lad, but definitely not.

My favourite thing to do is swim in the sea

>>68263466
What a grim existence.

>>68263475
ah yes no argument so resorts to silly /pol/ waffle about cuckoldry

and I'm not even a german

poor effort Bruce

>>68263403
>are beaches in NZ really that nice though? can you swim in them without freezing your bollocks off?
In summer air temp is usually around 25-30 degrees, so the water is a good temperature I think. Your standards are probably different though living in Australia. In winter it's pretty bloody cold, I hopped in at about 7 in the morning after a run with my dad sometime back, shriveled my nuts good and proper.

>>68263466
doesn't beat enjoying yourself while getting a healthy dose of sun and doing something active
makes you feel like you're doing something right

>>68263408
>do a swim
>get stung by a stingray
>get your legs bitten off by a shark
probably loads more scary things in their sea fuck that

>>68263488
t. paki virgin

>>68263507
>referendums don't equal democracy
>trust these 11 unelected upper class people with the future of Europe

ah yes

Don't think the German is actually a leftist 2bh, it's just a gimmick

Back from the bank, heres how it went.

I went to the cash machine first to see if I could withdraw £1k and it wouldn't let me so I already fucked up. I went inside and stood in the queue for the people sitting at the desks, I noticed to my right there was a desk behind a glass/plastic window that had "business banking" over it. I saw someone already there exchanging coins. I waited in the queue until that person at the business banking section had fucked off and no one was going over there, I assumed that was where I was meant to go. I waltzed right over and muttered "£1k in notes please" and the cunt gave me this look like I was an idiot or something, I couldn't hear me clearly as he was talking through one of those mic things, I knew I fucked up so he basically pointed me to the queue. I walked back over to the queue looking like a runt and went straight to the back when the old lady behind me grabbed me and pulled me to the front. I then waited and the cunt at the "business banking" area said "First please" and no one moved, after about 5 seconds the old lady says to him "he's (me) first but you couldn't help him" so I waited another 5-10 seconds before the guy starts shouting at me to come over, I walk over confused and repeat my question "£1k in notes please" he then says ok and asks me to put my card in, he then mutters something about being first in queue or something. I then spend like 20 seconds trying to put my card in this fucking machine, I thought you put it in from the back but I didn't know you had to put it in from the front near the bottom, only after he told me. He then asks me what I need £1k in notes for so i then pause for a moment and say "nothing illegal, haha" and he gives me a weird look. I knew 100% i fucked up here I was ready just to walk out but he then says ok. After counting my notes he slide the 20's towards me under the thingy. He didn't even put it in a bag or put an elastic bag around it.I then take the stack and walk out.

@68263522
You're wrong and a fucking runt. KYS

>>68263408
What are beaches like in britistan? Aren't they a tad cold?

>>68263526
Scariest thing in the sea over here is the yank tourists, you're pretty safe mate

the alien related thread was more interesting

what do you think about aliens lads? i'm almost certain i've been anal probed by them before

Got a question for any of you lads that know about food.

What kind of sausage is in a sausage roll, and could I use yeast dough instead of puff pastry? I was looking around online but none of the recipes I've seen have mentioned a specific type of sausage; I was thinking of using the closest thing I could find to a Chipolata and using yeast dough instead of puff pastry or shortcrust because making those is a pain.

>>68263561
that might even be more frightening
do NOT wish to be crushed

>>68263558
You seem upset.

>>68263553
Haha you literal fucking runt, see a fucking doctor or something you freak

>>68263561
>What are beaches like in britistan? Aren't they a tad cold?

Yes, you wouldn't really swim in beaches in the UK except for at the height of summer somewhere like Cornwall.

Most people take small breaks to just fly to Spain or somewhere though and lounge around there (costs like 40 quid to buy a budget return flight to a nice European beach location).

>History repeats itself. This is exactly how Mussolini came to power. It's 1933 all over again. I'm literally shaking
>I'm literally shaking

Fucking state

>>68263553
How do you get through the day?

>>68263553
so why did you need 1k in notes?

>>68263508
do beach temperatures reflect air temperatures? assumed it had more to do with nearby sea temperatures/ currents but maybe it's that too
It's just that I used to swim a lot around the gold coast/ queensland as a kid and coming to Sydney I even find the beaches here a bit chilly, can't image how cold it must be that far south and with the roaring forties blasting your coastline
danglies pensively retracting at the mere thought

Fucking despise mainly because their recurrent use of the same words everytime they attempt to discredit someone

>KEK NUMALE LEFTY etc

>>68263553
Shan't be reading this

spending time in the ocean swimming is actually a really good pastime, love that fuckwits like
>>68263466
have put forth those awful suggestions as if they're not just distractions


time for reflection is increasingly valuable in a society that increasing denies the individual

>>68263553
1. Why did you think you were a business customer. Do you own or run a business?

2. How the fuck can you not use a card machine?

3. Why the fuck did you freeze when it was your turn?

4. Why did you not ask for an envelope for the money?

5. Why did you try and make a joke when it was all already going so wrong?

I find your story suspicious

>>68263578
Lincolnshire

>>68263578
You can get premade puff pustry lad

>>68263570
that was me haha sorry xox

>>68263538
jog on Vlad

>>68263613
where was the march on washington

>>68263578
it's sausage meat, not an actual fucking sausage

@68263592
You have to go back, Ahmed.

>>68263622
All groups get like this once they reach a certain size desu.

>The Last of Us: Part II
>Crash Bandicoot remastered

Excellent time to be alive for the casual gaymer.

>>68263648
washington presumably

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pic is of me

>>68263669
fuck off, darkie

>>68263600
Can't imagine going on one of those holidays to Spain,would be absolutely loaded with chavs.

Wonder how they're gonna feel when that shit gets more expensive post Brexit.

>>68263553
Genuinely howling

sick of this neetlife

any unorthodox careers you kents would recommend?

>>68263654
Monday not going so well?

Imagine being such a runtish autistic fuckwit that takes everything written on here so seriously like this hideous sack of shit>68263629 and waffles on about "time for reflection" whilst getting upset on a Chinky wig-weaving board

>>68263553
You a drug dealer or what?

>>68263697
dolphin trainer

>>68263632
1. As I already said I seen someone getting cash (coins) from there so I assumed that was where i get the cash from

2. I never use my bank card to buy stuff when I'm out so I didn't know how to use it, I saw people put there card in from the back in shops etc.. so i didn't know I had to do it from the front this time.

3. Because I thought that wasn't where I was supposed to be, I already went to him and he pointed me back to the queue, so I thought I needed to go to the desk people.

4. I didn't know you could ask, I just wanted to get out as I didn't want to look like a runt

5. I didn't know what to say when he asked what it was for, If i said to buy a card he might ask for my drivers license, I don't have one so i just paniced and tried to make some banter with him.

sorry

>>68263703
i'll have a big mac, ta. x

>>68263706
way too slacker to be a dealer

>>68263688
You do realise lad there's more to Spain and places than just ibiza?

I know what you're saying because i can't fucking stand them, and there are hot spots, but not being brain dead and using your brain you can easily find middle class centric, or dare I say it, local cities and towns with lovely beaches.

I'm disillusioned anyway. I went to the UAE, it was full of fucking chavs, went on holiday to Barbados, there were fucking chavs.

You can't escape the cunts, I've no idea where they get the money.

Looks like we've got a hot head lads.

>>68263697
mental health analyst for timothy james byrne

@68263701
Better knowing you pakis have finely been outed as unwelcome

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38200989

>>68263703
bet you're bored as fuck half the time dickhead

>>68263697
Undertaker

>>68263600
>Most people take small breaks to just fly to Spain or somewhere
Ah yes forgot about that, being close to more than one country is a bit of an odd idea for us

>>68263621
>Mount Maunganui sea water temperatures peak in the range 19 to 22°C (66 to 72°F) on around the 7th of February and are at their minimum on about the 29th of August, in the range 13 to 15°C (55 to 59°F). Mount Maunganui sea water temperatures are warmest in the first part of February.
Don't know what the water temperature is at aus beaches though. I always felt fine in just shorts but you're probably used to warmer temps.

Once you've been in for a little while it's fine anyway, you get used to it pretty quick. Just gotta get your nads in and your head under and after that you're all good.

>>68263730
don't go to SEA, full of bogans

>>68263718
>1. As I already said I seen someone getting cash (coins) from there so I assumed that was where i get the cash from

You thought you were a business customer? What the hell did you think the other people in your queue were doing then?

I hope your story is fake, it's making my blood boil

>making fun of banklad who couldn't withdraw his own money without looking like a runt

dont be mean to people who aren't fucking turbo normies

Don't know why poortugal isn't a more popular holiday destination for brits, I think that open ocean would be much more fun than those shitty calm mediterranean beaches that look like they're on a bay

>>68263703
Aussies are the ultimate autismos.

It's that action-posting freak that is incredibly sensitive and easily triggered

really want to ravage banklads boipucci

>>68263306
this 2bh

off work till 2017 lads

>>68263759
Then why did he say "First please" ?

He was obviously wanting to someone to come over regardless if they were a business customer or not

fuck off runt

I won in the end

Think I finally understand the appeal of blacked porn

back from my run lads, those yoga pants on girls do things to me tbf

>>68263797
reeeee answer my question what did you need the money for?

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>>68263553
this is why i would probably just up my max withdraw able so i don't get to be in this position

>>68263778
probably don't want to get mccann'd

So lads are any of you worried about posting anything nasty now the government literally records everything you do online?

>>68263634
>>68263651
Alright then. Don't think I'll be able to find any where I live so I'll find a recipe and grind up my own.

>>68263639
Yeah, but it's expensive and I'm a skinflint.

Thanks all.

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>all these crybaby aussies getting btfo

Deary me.

actually really sad that this 13 year old gay kid killed himself man, real sad

one of my good mates hung himself when he was 16 and you just wish you could show them what life has to offer, even the darkest days end

still don't know why he did it

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> that scent on the back of your pants after sitting down all day sweating from the summer heat

>>68263816
Yes, unironically toned down the banter and deleted all pepes in case I get fucked over.

Never felt quite safe since that lad got prosecuted for posting a comment on the UK subreddit.

>>68263778
The Algarve is a standard Thomson destination, it's just Portugal is kind of literally who compared to Spain and doesn't cater to us quite so much
I remember hearing it had a spike in tourism during the daily muslim attacks in Europe, since it's so irrelevant

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>>68263828
ALWAYS KNEW GAYS WERE HUNG BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS

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>>68263430

>>68263837
That guy got got because he was doxxed and they sent his info to the police I believe.

>>68263755
true, always find beaches here freezing the first few seconds but you don't even think about it after bodysurfing some sick waves. even if it's cold I still love walking along a lonely isolated beach, great with a bit of wind too
want to reference my testes again but I'm fresh out of material

>>68263828
To be honest, I've been down before and thought life isn't worth living but I have some sort of kill switch that immediately flicks which thinks, if you're against a 100% failure rate by suicide, you may as well just pack your bags and fuck off to Africa to try and live like a king, or just spend your time reading books and computer games, better than nothing.

Feel really sorry for lads that kill themselves desu, would literally never do it.

I knew a lad with a great job, was young, single, just bought a house and everything and one day just put a bag over his head and killed himself.

>>68263778
It is, what the fuck are you talking about??

>>68263797
Business transactions take a while, they were probably nearby not queueing right in front of the window

>I won in the end
No, no you did not

Shitting my guts out lads

Ran out of toilet paper so having to use spot wipes

The normies have begun watching Westworld lads, fortunately I was in on it early and have plenty of theories saved up to discuss with them

>>68263778
I went on holiday to Barbados to a beach facing out into the ocean.

Was the most mental thing I've ever experienced, waves literally too big to swim over, about the height of two or three houses on top of each other, you get caught under and just launched against the floor.

Mental times

>>68263828
>still don't know why he did it
Oh, I think we can all have a very good guess.

>>68263430
>he has a toilet
>still shits in the field

wew, why don't they just arrest them or beat them with a stick? They'll soon stop when their legs get caned a couple of times.

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#smashthefascists

>The normies have begun watching Westworld lads
They've been watching it from the start. It's a fucking normie TV program

>>68263553
>He then asks me what I need £1k in notes for


Tell him you need to pay his mum

He shouldn't ask you that

>>68263864
hahahah you fuckwit
>>68263882
yeah its sad as man like its a very permanent solution to something that is more than likely impermanent

also, anecdotally at least, seems to be people who're quite successful or at least headed to a good place, both our mates were

>>68263828
>what life has to offer
what does it have to offer most people beyond a mindnumbing career and a few time wasting activities for the weekend? would rather suffer no pain in the bliss of eternal sleep

>>68263811
money to use for prostitutes

not even joking

*everyone is at their necks arguing*
*suddenly the door swings open and everybody goes silent and looks at who's here*
*i lift my head up to reveal my face which was covered by my fedora*

Enough squabbling, it's runt hunt time

*slams shut the door and chains it shut*
*teleports out of vision*
*the lights turn off*
*the runts are squealing trying to get out of /brit/, hopelessly running and bumping into eachother trying to escape in the dark*
*teleports into the middle of the room*
*holds the end of a small flame to my face in the dark*

Time for a roast

*chars everysingle runt to black tar*

>le no (You) gimmick
Normies at work weren't watching it you cunt

>>68263926
>Diet Germany isn't one of the ones to bring about the end of the EU
shocking

>>68263926
he was an idiot for contesting it anyway, people probably voted against him out of spite

*smiles at you warmly*

@956

'sheed

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>>68263381
Fuck off you lying cunt.

fucking hell that post

*cares about you*

don't really understand how a leaf can be a runt master

>>68263952
Shan't be wasting a single pixel on this

>>68263964
Or because, you know, he's a fucking moron and they don't want him running their country?

the beach is shit

>>68264003
There's a hierarchy within runt society itself with leafs, being naturally the largest runts, usually at the top

>>68263946
>also, anecdotally at least, seems to be people who're quite successful or at least headed to a good place, both our mates were

Interesting, I wonder if it's a sense of nothingness or the idea that if this is success in life and they can't get a greater meaning it's pointless.

I just checked and very surprised to find there's a higher suicide rate for men in both Aus and NZ than in the UK.

With all that sun I thought you guys would be in a better mental place.

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>what does it have to offer most people beyond a mindnumbing career and a few time wasting activities for the weekend? would rather suffer no pain in the bliss of eternal sleep

>>68263778
The Atlantic is cold as fuck to swim in though

Portugal is 10/10 though - Lisbon's one of my favourite cities in the world

>>68264014
No, I like my idea better.

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rasheed

Why do Aussies lie so much?

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MMMMFF, THOSE MICKS JUST MAKE ME SO DANG ANGRY

is this board for burgers to ask about other countries

The "shan't be" gimmick is probably the must paki-tier nonsense I have ever seen.

>>68263828
>>68263882
>>68263946
>>68264023

>Compassion in a /brit/ thread
Proud of you lads 2bh

@68264092
shan't

Just blocked Australian flags lads

Post quality has improved tremendously

Shan't be wasting anymore finite resources reading their dribble

To post number 68264092,

Shan't even give you the satisfaction of a (you)

Yours truly,
Bruce

@092
shan't be reading a word of this post

>>68264092
shan't be casting my eyes on this drivel

>>68264065
yeah go ahead

>>68264065
No, it's for Aussie and Mooseniggers to bore the fucking life out of people

>>68264127
sure feels like it

>>68264092
What makes you say that?

>>68263950
got any funny autism stories related to prozzys?

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>>68264062
Why?

Anyone here ever actually tried to kill themselves?

Did it once drunkenly, although I'd just started a new course of SSRIs. Don't really remember it. The next day was the worst in my life, having to explain to my family on the way back from the hospital. Plus I've got some pretty fucking hideous scars all down my arm so I can't wear a tshirt now

>>68264108
Well done.

Literally shaking from rage at banklads lack of common sense.

His vote is worth the same as yours.

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Reminder that the Irish are literal subhuman scum!

>>68264162
>not filtering leafs
baka

>>68264179
'ted

got called a wet blanket in londis

>>68264025
tell me i'm wrong

>>68264159
nice one idiot

got called a nonce in mothercare

got called an absolute breadbin in carphone warehouse

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>>68264173
Give me a (You) dammit

So lads, other than becoming famous, what carers are actually worth staying in the UK for?

>Banker
>Politician
>International lawyer
>Civil servant making a fortune

other than that, there's fuck all worth staying here for is there?

>>68264127
>>68264125
really im a huge faggot and want to move out of the us and ask dumb shit on to norwegians on pol all the time

uk seems alright besides london and geordie shore shit

is there still small english villages that look like the shire, far away from muslims that are somewhat affordable

>>68264225
Military R&D

>>68264159
Actually did when I was sectioned. Stole a Bic off one of the other patients. Ripped the blade out and slashed my wrist in the shower. Must have passed out as the next thing I recall was being wheeled into an ambulance and taken to A&E.

Felt a bid bad after as one of the other lads in the nut house came into my room to ask if he could use my radio and found me slumped in the corner of the wet room covered in blood.

why's it called a kingdom if they dont have a king wow really makes you think huh

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>civil servant making a future

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I REFUSE

Top gimmicks for December
1. Shan't
2. Kevposting
3. Chip posting

>>68264152
Not him, but I once got ripped off for 60 euros by a hooker in Amsterdam

Was drunk and ended up going mostly just to get it over with. Negotiated with the hooker, then went back round the street to check one last time if there were any better looking girls (my friends had picked her but she wasn't really my type - pornstar look). Went in with her and she suddenly tried to get 240 euros more from me to do what we'd negotiated previously - turns out it has to be literally on the door, you can't leave for a minute and come back with the same terms. The result was an emotionally traumatising handjob and me being the butt of "he can't even organise a shag in a brothel" from my friends for the rest of my life.

>>68264238
>is there still small english villages that look like the shire

yeah but why would you ever want to live there

>>68264225
>Civil servant making a fortune

kek

Also Lord Mayor of Blackpool is a respected career

>>68264225
machine operator

>>68264179
Don't mind leafs, they can be a tad annoying at times, but they aren't overbearing tedious unfunny wankers like Aussies are

>>68264238
It's called the East of England

>>68264225
You could become a famous youtuber and spend all day playing the same days acting like a clown for children's amusement.

shitterton

>>68264023
it's actually a pretty big problem here, this year three other acquaintances have killed htemselves, two of them a husband and wife who made a pact

as for the cause no idea hey. nothingness, hitting some goal in life and going 'is this all there is?'.

i think people are really lonely and feel isolated these days and there isn't neccesarily alot of things that one can feel a part of, like to get that sense of belonging. sorry if that was phrased poorly but you get it.


please dont kys /brit/lads you're honestly the best bit of my day unwinding after work, have a wank, get a decent feed, both of those things are generally pretty good


also as fucking dumb as it is and as much as you're gonna hate hearing it but have a go. don't just give up, even if it feels as empty and pointless as anything and you're just running through the motions, try to maintain normal life function. eat sleep shower go to work all that shit

because it all gets harder if that goes out the window
fuckkk wish that trying to be positive didn't come off so fucking cliche hey

>>68264287
not a word

>it's another "haha guise le UK is objectively shit yurope and america are MUCH better places to live xD" episode
next please

>>68264302
tis tho

>>68264225

There's a lot of jobs that most people wouldn't even think of that pay very well in the UK however lawyers are paid better in the US.

>>68264302
t. rasheed

>trying to find somewhere to go with the misses
>google "english staycations"
>all just dictionary sites explaining what a staycation is
ah yes, very helpful

>>68264260
i live in california and all im trying to do is get an english degree so i can teach somewhere to get the fuck out of here

i want a /comfy/ life
i dont give a fuck about almost anything else
its some weird safety autism shit

i could jerk off to pictures of small town rainy england
malmesbury is perfect

>>68264272
I also heard South England is nice, is that a lie?

>>68264225
This government has literally fucked medicine up as a career. The UK's now probably the worst developed, non-former Warsaw Pact country to go into it now.

Hunt just announced a couple of days ago plans to allow senior nurses to become doctors without med school.

>>68264238
Try North Yorkshire.

>>68264287
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only thing stopping me from killing myself is my family iah

>>68264287
S-she'll be right

>>68264333
Yeah, Brighton and that are supposedly alright

>>68264338
kill them too

>>68264338
kill them and you're good to go

I'm not a racist but

>>68264333
wish i could live in california

>>68264358
>>68264364
wouldn't be good for my legacy

>>68264350
B R I G H T O N M E N T I O N E D

>>68264398
P R O B A B L Y A B E N D E R

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

Living in a luxurious condo on Biscayne road in downtown Miami. Working at an investment firm raking in $12 million dollars a year.

I'd have a serious girlfriend who wants to get married but I'd constantly cheat on her on my cocaine fueled parties during business trips.

>>68264416
I D O N T L I V E I N K E M P T O W N M8

>>68264238
>is there still small english villages that look like the shire, far away from muslims that are somewhat affordable

Pretty much anywhere that isn't a large city/town. Ethnics are sparse outside the large urban areas.

>>68264287
>/brit/ is the best part of his day
>still thinks life is worth living and tries to convinces others with nothing but 'it might get better!'

>>68264287

Very good, Aus lad and i completely agree. This place is a great place to chill and be a bit silly without being judged.

I am jelly that you probably aren't freezing your knackers off in snow though when you're feeling grim and can just get a swim on

>>68264455
have a crack

>>68264426
I'd own a Bentley as my everyday, a lamborghini for weekends, and a motorcycle for special occasions

I'd have a summerhouse in Italy where I go to spend time with my Italian mistress

My wardrobe would be filled with expensive custom suits

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>>68264336
>>68264350
Thanks anons

>>68264368
I live in Sacramento which is Northern CA.

It's alright man. Nice places cost quite a bit here. Some places are overrated and generally anything that seems really nice probably has a drawback.
Theres some hidden gems in CA still like Mendocino.
Were you raised in a city anon?
I think its all about wanting what you didn't have growing up.

>>68264450
stop trying to get me hard anon

Fuck virgin

Trying to play a quick game of BF1 before having to get ready

So fucking laggy it's unplayable

Supposed to be getting like 120 mb/s or something

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reminds me of the missus

>>68264238

rural Warwickshire, Worcestershire, Shropshire. i.e. the places that supposedly inspired the shire in LOTR. Quintessential England.

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Swiped nonstop and this was my one match today

Might marry my hand

>the alt-right
ah yes.

>>68264512
I was raised in the countryside

I've lived in cities since I was 20

country is too quiet for me

>>68264515
not how it works lad

>>68264544
she ain't 25 m8

>>68264510
In 10 years i'd be retired, travelling the world and dining at the finest restaurants

Id spend my days by the harbour on my yacht with my other retires friends smoking the finest cubans

business idea: the alt left

can't connect to a single person
feel so out of place with all my friends (who don't contact me ever)
the low amount of girls I have dated give up on me quickly
there's just something wrong with me in all honesty, like I'm not a fully formed human being

>>68264584
better idea: you press alt+left

>>68264571
She ain't anything because I unmatched

>>68264584
I think that's just hippies.

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>>68264601

>>68264565
How does it work then?

I can get up to 90 mb/s sometimes with a VPN but the connection just seems so fucking inconsistent

There's generally half an hour or so each day where none of us in the flat can get onto the internet at all

I doubt it's to do with heavy usage given that I'm the only one in the flat atm and most people'll be at work, and I doubt it's BF because the servers will be quite quiet

>>68264601
It's called not trying

Some people are a plug, some people are the socket

Always be the plug

>>68264601
>(who don't contact me ever)

they're probably wondering why you never contact them.

>>68264603
mean

>Corsican nationalists sometimes shoot or spray on the traffic signs, damaging the French version of names

Ah yes truly making their cause of independence known

>>68264628
yeah mate after that I'll just be myself cheers

>>68264287
if they commit suicide its mainly because their lives switched from a continuous line, with new stuff to come and such to a simple repetitive loop
surely people must go mental after reaching that point, even though its just for a moment
all the lads on here that feel depressed and have suicidal ideas don't do it (for the most) because there's still something to look up to, but for the ones who suicide theres nothing from that point (from their point of view), its very sad but also understandable

>>68264645
It's a cunt eat cunt world and everyone's getting fucked

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If you use the wilderness in Runescape you are a bad person FYI

>>68264653
It's your choice as to whether you try, the rest of the time is you telling yourself you can't xoxo

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>>68264628
Aussies are right plugs

Pluggiest country for sure

>>68264668
looks like we've got ourselves a sigmund freud over here.

any other profound insights you wish to share?

>>68264258
haha thanks for posting mate

>>68264680
agree with this sensible post desu

>run into wildy for a clue
>some pure mage cunt comes and fucks you up
ah yes for what purpose

>>68264719
poo

>>68264708
And?

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>>68264740

>>68264749
yodeled at this post

I'm sociable enough lads, I have a small group of very close friends and a decent range of other friends and acquintances. I go out most Fridays, Saturdays and Tuesdays and I generally have no problems interacting with people on a friendly level.

However, I'm completely inert with girls. I've kissed a couple of times - always while completely fucked - but I've never had any experience with them. I literally have no idea how I'd go about approaching a girl, how to tell if I'm being annoying or if they're attracted etc. I think I missed the boat in highschool when others were in the same position and now it seems to late. If I had any idea I could go for that and build on it but it'd be building on mud justnow.

>>68264740
just a prank bro innit

Never played Runescape tbqh

Was addicted to Warcraft 3

>>68264740
used to have a pure mage character and dress up like a normal warrior then trick people into doing staked duels with me

good times

>>68264757
jokes on you i'll be back within a minute and you'll have wasted your runes getting absolutely NOTHING x

>>68264751
Run along plug

haha someone fell for the meme
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38205885

>>68264680
I didn't think it was possible for Reddit to get more autistic

>fremantle banned from changing australia day festivities due to cultural sensitivity issues

eat shit utter runts

>>68264813
howling

>>68264705
I have tried
I'm just fucked up unlikable
wouldn't really mind if everyone didn't bear witness to it and I could just be alone in peace

>>68264763
you'll have to immerse yourself in normiedom and constantly talk to women to catch up,
starting by leaving the chons

>>68264842
>August

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noon

>>68264894
But I quite like the chons

And all my flatmates and most of my friends are normies

I'm literally the only virgin in my group of friends

I can physically feel an influx of neurotransmitters in my brains frontal lobe as I orgasm

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Really makes you think

Got my first interview on Thursday, start to mildly brick it now, ngl.

guys i dont get what this board is but thanks for the small town england reccomendations

green street hooligans was a good movie

>>68264763
long story short anon, dont give a fuck
dont play to cool, dont be to desperate, which sound hard but the goal is to basically act like youve been there before
fucking up is good, learn from it. dont care to much. girls are fucking idiots and they want to believe your superman so convey yourself as superman but dont be to much of a cunt
anon just think your nervous about talking to a group of people who believe in horoscopes
its gonna be ok, just step out of your comfort zone

Gypsies > Pakis > Niggers

Prove me wrong.

>>68263991
Alright.
You caught me.
I am Richard Osman.

>>68264946
good luck lad what are you interviewing for?

>>68264946
do a poo before you go x

>>68264921
Bit thick aren't you?

>>68264931
have you spoken to them about it?

this may sound autistic as fuck, but when i was confused about what to do, i just watched my m8 who is a legit mentalist when it comes to getting girls and just observed what he did

>>68264950
nah
nigs > muslims

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>>68264938
>huffpost

>>68264967
ye care to explain?

Have a conference about modern UK political parties.
Could you give me some links about it?

ok i was exactly 2 hours in

>>68264962
Radar design, my physics knowledge is good but my engineering background is probably substandard.

>>68264866
someone could have been hurt

>>68264950

>this horrid shit is better than this other horrid shit

yeh great mate

>>68264996
No, don't think I shall
Just know that you're a retard

>>68264950
Needs more context

Pile of steaming shit > Romanian Gypsies
> Niggers > Pakis > Irish 'Travellers'

Immaculate Princy is typing...

could someone tell my why cuckolding is a bad thing? is it just because of the guys that are associated with it?

>>68265016
not an argument

>>68265005
Labour == goodies
Tories == badies
UKIP == racist white van men
Lib Dems == reddit
Greens == tumblr

t. chief political correspondent

>>68265027
the idea of sharing my wife or of a girl i love, makes me want to fucking kill myself

i wouldnt even enjoy fucking a hot girl infront of a guy because id feel bad

i think its so disliked because its such a fear and also somewhat sad

got the fucking runs lads

>>68265007
a good 2 hours?

>>68264976
yea but I don't really want to turn into the whining virgin meme 2bh

and they all say different things. One of them pulls without trying 'cause he's good looking and pretty cool. One of them doesn't really get one night stands, just grafts for a while and arranges stuff. Finally the one that would give me the most hope (ugly and fat) is also the one I'd least like to be given that he's a borderline rapist.

Might be setting up a thing with a girl soon though, I think she's fairly into me and we've been chatting a bit so was considering asking her out for drinks.

>>68265009
best way to prepare i find is to write down all the questions you think they'll ask you and then prepare 1-3 answers for each one

goes faster than you think

will they be asking mainly questions about your studies or more generic questions?

miss the days when there were hundreds of mini golf flash games to kill time with

>>68265079
*takes a putter and whacks you in the bollocks with it*

>>68265070
idk if you turn into a virgin meme if you ask questions desu it's a compliment to them more than anything

i'd ask the one who pulls without trying and the one who grafts. there's obviously something both of them are doing that is working because as a guy, you can be really attractive but the sperg can still let you down

>>68265027
History really

Back in the day you always knew who the mother was but there was no way to prove who the father was. Raising kids is expensive and time consuming, so people generally don't like raising kids that aren't their biological own. As such a massive social stigma grew around it and any man whose wife was sleeping with another man was seen as a figure of ridicule.

>>68265062
>the runs
FOY

The correct term is diarrhea or "a dicky tummy".

does anyone still play flash games on addictinggames and miniclip and such? are we just too old for that or do adolescents not bother now either?

>>68265071
>write down all the questions you think they'll ask you and then prepare 1-3 answers for each one
Good idea desu, didn't think of that.
>will they be asking mainly questions about your studies or more generic questions?
Bit of both probably, though I imagine technical questions will dominate.

>>68265129
>not playing social games in your facebook group chat

lad

>>68265046
Bretty good)) 0
Where can I find out more?

I sneezed and wee came out

>>68265152
use whatsapp desu

>>68265162
prostate cancer

>>68265162
stop snorting piss

>>68265147
i'm a business runt so it's always exclusively generic questions

business studies is a joke and nobody really cares about what you learn after school

>>68265005
political parties are a joke you should know this being russian

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morning lads

>>68265153
http://about-britain.com/institutions/political-parties.htm

>>68265214
Yeah, the real power is the queen

>>68265227
>12:18
>morning

Idiot

>Did and interview for Bank of England
>We'll let you know if you've been successful in January next year

Rlly made me think. What the fuck?

had a nightmare where there was a country called newe szealand and they invaded australia

i want to make the new thread so nobody else make one ok???

>>68265275
FONT

>>68265311
Suck my plums, Harold.

>>68265258
THANKS

just saw an action post on /r/boxing

Anyone use anal toys when masturbating?

redpool me on liverpill

>>68265351
Before

>Out for a fag by the bins
>Kids get out of school for lunch
>Suddenly have a massive influx of parents walking by with kids
>Feel like the biggest piece of shit in humanity as parent after parent gives me looks

>>68265349
*chins you*

>>68265349
was me

>>68265360
normally I might but literally cannot be fucked, think whatever you want. We're all scum because of our accent

>>68265410
Smoking is grim but there's nothing worse than mums who think their little child is the centre of the universe.

>>68265360
scouse is delish

>>68265410
>fag

FOY

Thinking of becoming a school teacher and dressing as seedy as possible to unease the parents

>>68265360
meme city so shit even pakis don't go there

>>68265441
if your mum didn't treat you like the centre of her universe then you had a shit childhood.

>collared shirts which don't have button-down collars

Why do these even exist honestly?

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>>68265499
>he wears button-down collars

>>68265521
>>68265521
>>68265521

>>68265499
>what is smart casual

immolate yourself

>>68265437
just had a look through your post history mate

very autistic baka

>>68265463
Think you've got it round the wrong way m8
>>68265477
Not him but kinda disagree. My mum was a fantastic mum, but she certainly didn't treat me like I was the centre of the universe or could do no wrong. Always quick to point out when I was being a little shit and stuff. Was never spanked or grounded though.