If I die today what are the chances of me being reborn american?

>>68262789
Have you ever, at least, farted in some sort of public establishment in your life?

>>68262910
I've farted inside elevators multiple times because being near other people makes me nervous.

Does that counts?

>>68262929
Not quite..
Also being able to STAND near other people implies a low body fat percentage

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>>68262789
You should have been born a Gaucho or any other white southerner. As soon a white person from Brazil moves to the USA (except Miami-Dade) they stop being Brazilian and become Americans.

>>68263121
seriously kill your self

>>68263146
ur post makes no sense

>>68263121
So if I look white I can move to america and become american? A friend of mine moved to detroit and said he isn't adapting at all, and he's white.

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>>68262929
average smelly brazilian = fart smell

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>>68263274
>A friend of mine moved to detroit and said he isn't adapting at all, and he's white.
>detroit

topkek

>>68263395
>american thinks electric showers are dangerous

It's like you make an effort to stay ignorant.

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>>68263274
Yes. Whites from Brazil are not considered Brazilians, and I mean real white like the pic of Carol and Fabio above, not Portuguese types from Rio or SP. In the US Brazilians are a race.

Detroit is a shit hole, a guy from California would be miserable living in that city. Tell him to go live in LA/NYC/SEA/BOS, or if he wants to not speak English anywhere from Orlando to Miami or parts or Boston.

This guy is not white in the USA - he is Latino.

>>68262789
Don't fall for the reincarnation meme! We are repeating the exact same lives over and over again!

>>68263548
I think it's more the exposed wiring and lack of earthing feature you see on many home-made Brazilian showers.
Then again I've never seen a report of someone being killed by a home-made shower so it's probably cool

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>>68263556
I'm basically like pic, can I pass as white?

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>>68263610
Just barely in Redneck cities but in LA or NYC you could pass - Miami you would fit right in, just everyone will speak to you in Spanish.

pic: Los Angeles born children of a couple from Santa Catarina.

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This is what a typical electric shower really looks like. From Costa Rica to Rio Grande do Sul to the tip of Chile all the monkeys shower in these. Now you know why they all smell like a dead rat.

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>>68263862
Even these aren't dangerous, but mine looks like pic.

>>68263717
I'm from Pomerode, Santa Catarina.
My dad's family is basically polish and russian and my mother's german and dutch with some gypsy infiltrates from where I got my black hair.

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>>68264187
White Brazilians outside of Brazil are in an odd position as no one believes they are from Brazil. The good news is they lose their accents fast or just say they are German/Polish/Italian.

pic: mother of the two SC kids. Pure white German girl form SC.