/brit/

inb4 caralad

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give me the CHOONS or ELSE.

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karen lads

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>autism threads on /sp/ and /int/ constitute my "pleasant memories"

me being a sick cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mef4HZ_9wDI

Do you know how many cows are used to produce all the tallow needed in all the new fivers currently in existence?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38200989
Segregation, deprivation and social exclusion in some areas of Britain have coincided with a growth in "regressive" ideologies, a report has found.

Public bodies in the UK had too often ignored or condoned divisive or harmful religious practices for fear of being called racist, the Casey Review said.

Immigrants should take an "integration oath" and there should be more emphasis on British values in schools, it said.

Communities Secretary Sajid Javid said he would study the findings "closely".

>The report made 12 recommendations, including:
A programme of projects to boost cohesion, such as local IT courses and sport activities for children

Councils should regularly collect statistics on hate crime or deficiencies in English

Government and councils should share their approaches to tackling segregation

Schools should promote British values to help build integration, tolerance and citizenship

A review of the "rights and obligations" of immigrants likely to settle in the UK

New immigrants could have to swear "an oath of integration with British values and society"

Funding for school projects that encourage children of different backgrounds to mix

On top of English language classes for adults, special classes to tackle any "cultural barriers" to a person's employment prospects

More funding for local English language classes and a review of whether courses are reaching people who need them

Councils should investigate whether their housing policies help or hinder integration

Better checks when children are removed from mainstream education

New oath for public office-holders pledging "tolerance of those with different faiths and beliefs"

they may exist but not to the point where it matters

think of it this way

in a certain galaxy it is likely that a whole planet is made of gold

cool to think about but entirely removed from our existence

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why are all brits who frequent this general such soft cunts? they're pretty alright elsewhere on the chon but specifically in this general they just can't handle a joke... fucking hell.

plot twist: humans were the aliens all along

>>68261377
>Literally how can you think there aren't aliens
>It's almost certain there is
You can't extrapolate from one data point.

>>68261465
unironically not reading a single word of this post.

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The willy

To end all willies

Behold my glory

>>68261377
Good post

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>>68261413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=papuvlVeZg8

ah yes another day of doing nothing while everyone else works and gets money

this unemployed life isn't for me lads

Feeling a bit blue. Let's hold the negativity in this thread, yeah?

>>68261399
He'sh ashleep

>>68261444

that's fake bro

>>68261413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Iahdahe79s

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>>68261494
stop linking me that song

>>68261499
>i jump a bridge
>people call it fake
not gonna bother

brilliant edition

watching 2001 a space odyssey

you were right, it is pretty boring

>>68261465
Well blow me down. Look, the emperor has no clothes. Decades of Utopian fantasies of the 'liberal left' and the 'liberal right ' have led to dystopian ghettos in the cities of Britain where medieval cultural practices have flourished .

It's quite simple. No more multiculturalism. No more "communities". Fit in or don't come here in the first place.

lads how do you take money out of the bank?

Like it I want to take out £1k in notes

how do i do this without walking in like an autist

>>68261465
This should have happened in 1997. What fucking use is it now? Fuck this fucking country, absolute fucking travesty what has happened here.

So fucking angry with this. People's lives destroyed, people slandered and belittled for daring to express concerns about the shifting social and cultural landscape and now, when it's too little too late, what many have been demanding for 20 years is laid out in an official report.

>>68261433
This desu realising a lot of my good memories are literally shit tier

>>68261377
I don't believe there are definitely not aliens but there is absolutely zero evidence for them.

We don't know how likely it is for them to exist because we have no idea how likely it was for life to exist on earth, let alone intelligent life.

We could be 1 of thousands or millions or even billions of planets with flourishing life and nature in the universe, or we could very much be one in the 50 sextillion planets they believe are 'earth-like' in our universe.

It's idiotic to be sure of either side because we just don't know.

>>68261532
tard

>>68261413
huh ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jf8N842NBI

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>>68261532

>>68261532
Literally go in and say you want to withdraw 1k in notes to pay for something, what's the best way to go about it?
Your bank might have a limit, or you could use a cash machine over 4 days

>>68261526
You are literally a pleb. I'm sorry.

>>68261544
It's honestly soul crushing

Unironically get a warm, cozy feeling in my stomach remembering the Daniel bullying on /rug/ and /cric/

whats the name of that wank stain of a movie where they float in space for nearly 3 hours just talking. the entire movie is just talking, and every teasipper wanked over it. movie was complete shit and i want to try and watch it again.

the universe is a lot smaller than most people think

the earth is a flat disc on the back of a giant turtle

>>68261532
Just phone up lad and they'll send it over in the post

For fucks sake what exactly were you hoping for? Go in and ask to take out £1000 in cash, people do it all the time

>>68261395
I believe molyneux was referring to you when he first said "not an argument"

>>68261565
Going to a bank teller bypasses that withdrawal limit (limited to ATMs).

>>68261351
huh

*turns the leafs into compost*

>>68261577
yeah i get that but where in the bank?

my bank is big and has different desks for everything, dont want to wait in a queue then get told by the qt cashier person, "lol u fucking idiot thats over there"

nam sayin?

/brit/ 9am-3pm
>Turbo rorke
Hmmm

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*walks towards you*

>>68261532
You go in and ask. I took out £1700, it took me 5 minutes. they ask you what it's for (some stupid anti-fraud thing), just make it up if you're too embarrassed to admit you're spending a grand on a 3D waifu. Tell them you're buying a car.

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>>68261600
>95% of australians live in the parts that aren't desert
>we get called desert dwellers
bubbly

>>68261608
just grow some balls and ask them you feeble minded twat, it's not that hard.

fucking manchild

>>68261608
Are you fucking retarded?

Go to the cashier desk where they deal with payments, not the mortgage or loans one obviously you absolute tit.

What's the worst that happens anyway, I don't get it.


>Hi I'd like to get a grand in cash please
>Oh no that's that queue over there they'll help you
>FUCK MY LIFE IS OVER I AM LE AUTISTIC MADE A RUNT OF MYSELF HAHAHA AS IF

>>68261608
Find nearest bank employee and ask politely.

It's a fucking bank not Netto, they're not going to cuss you right there in public

howling at the fact poms call ATMs cash machines

>>68261608
There should be a lad in reception area, ask him.

People just blanking the Aussie attention-seekers. Kek.

>>68261608
ask for the special withdrawals bureau lad. sometimes called the large wad desk if they look informal. they'll take you to a back room.

it's religious segregation not racial , it's simply Muslims following Mohammed's commandments

Someday Blacks will rule the Earth, and Europeans must leave the planet to colonize other planets.

And as Barney Gumble said in some episode: the French will have their own planet, same the Chinese, the Germans, the Japanese, the Spaniards... and every ethnic group will have its own planet. And British will share planet with Australians, Canadians and New Zealanders. And we will all be happy.

*crashes into /brit/ on my hang glider*
alri lads

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>you will die before we discover advanced alien life
>you will die before you get to have an alien bro best friend

>>68261664
Ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaahahhaahahhaahahaha

>>68261647
>what do you call this machine that gives you cash?
>oh we just pick three random letters mate

>>68261658
When your religion and ethnicity are the same thing, how do you differentiate?

>“O ye assembly of Jinn and men!If it be you can pass beyond the regions of the heavens and the earth,pass ye!Not without authority will ye be able to pass!Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?”

What did allah mean by this lads

look at my post lads

now reply

i never thought it'd happen but i'm starting to get fat

>>68261664
as long as scotland gets relegated to a shitty barren rock i'm happy, the welsh can stay

>>68261634
<0.1% of kiwis drink horsesemen but everybody goes on at us about it, so just shut your dumb mouth wanker

>>68261647
>Machine that produces cash
>Not a cash machine

Ah yes, let me use the automatic teller machine, that sounds much less robotic.

>>68261608

Howling at this.

There's literally cashier windows and then morgages and loans desks. Guess which ones you go to to *cash out* your money.

not really in a /brit/ mood

>>68261673
maybe you can save enough money to have yourself cryogenically frozen like walt disney and jane austen

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>>68261673
>i will die

>>68261702
i never called you a horse semen drinker but ok

Has anybody seen Swiss proxy lad the past few days? I wanted to ask hims oemthing

>doesn't know how to walk into the bank and take out his own money

the state of some of you runts that post here, over the past year some of the shit ive read i'm honestly starting to think its real and you're all just autistic shut ins that play games all day and only leave the house to go to the job centre.

>>68261709
no one's ever in a /brit/ mood but still manages to be best threads

Source on kiwis guzzling horse cum?

getting in my wheely movey machine to go to the money holding building to use a writing machine to fill out a page of a new pay you later note book because the cash machine is broken

>>68261736
Craven couldn't figure out how to get off a bus

Shit happens

>light banter with a kiwi
>they vehemently state the fact that they do NOT, in fact, drink horse semen, despite nobody mentioning it previously

>>68261705
yeah i think I know now lad

theres 3 brown desks which 90% everyone uses and always has a queue then theres this long desk behind some glass window, I don't know if it has a queue or not, I think i go there.

Fucking hell lads wanted to actually buy my familia gifts this year but my brother has done his usual and went out and bought shit and said I'll have to pay for half of it. I hate this, everybody knows I didn't buy any of it and consequently everyone thanks him with a
>Oh yeah and thanks anon
What do I do?

SCREAMING at all these wallaby wankers getting ignored

How did your family vote lads?

Mine:

Referendum:
Me: Leave
Wife: Leave
Father: Leave
Mother: Leave
Sister1: Leave
Sister2: Leave
Grandpa: Leave
In-laws: Leave
Uncle: Dead
Cousin: Stay

2015 election:
Me: UKIP
Fiance: UKIP
Father: UKIP
Mother: Tory
Sister1: UKIP
Sister2: Tory
Grandpa: Labour
Future in-laws: Tory
Uncle: UKIP
Cousin: Greens

>>68261757
Tell him he fucked up because you've already bought everyone gifts, then go buy your own gifts

>>68261757
Buy your own stuff, or talk to your brother like a pair of adults

banklad just made me remember that autist that couldnt figure out how to get by the train gates few months ago

literally started howling on the train

>>68261755
I don't fucking drink horse cum fuck off you autistic pom

>>68261757
dont pay him
get em yourself

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>mfw when I realise I've forgotten my PIN because I never withdraw money

>>68261773
Could care less lad

>>68261773
your cousin deserves a cheeky stab in the gut

>>68261773
Sister voted tory with her husband

Parents might have voted Labour but don't know, brother is a self righteous wanker who lives in a different country who complains about how we vote the wrong way but doesn't vote himself.

>>68261773
more like cucksin haha

>>68261773

Would unironically only want to know your cousin. Good on him for escaping the runt trap.

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why are all poopeelanders so rude?

also, goodnight /brit/

>>68261773
You're cousin needs to be eliminated from your based family lad

doing a post on the information machine

>>68261764
Is she basque?

>>68261773
Rorke

>>68261811
Are you the swiss proxy lad?

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>wallaby wankers

doing a massive cry because of some of the posts I read on here

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>>68261813

Speaking of money I'm in real need of just 5 cents does anyone have any

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When the cashier says 'how's it going' I usually just say 'Hi, can I get a ...' but should I answer 'good thanks, how bout you?' or something of that nature?

>>68261845
>interacting with the lower classes
Haha no

>>68261816
>>68261811
>>68261809
>>68261806
He's only 19 lads he might come around.

He's spending Christmas with us this year since both his parents are dead as of this year.

>>68261377
Sentient life is a statistical mistake, anon.

We're alone in this universe. Face it.

>>68261845
>When the cashier says 'how's it going'
Mate just because Australians are helping you out ITT doesn't mean you have to go to an Australian bank
Deary me

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I honestly don't know what she means by the second message

>>68261845
good thanks you

Going to do a poo in the poo machine

Wish me luck lads haha x

Oh and john key resigned

>cashier says hi
>"Hi, can I get a big mac and a mcflurry please, thanks"

>>68261860
>both his parents are dead
good, he deserves to be an orphan

>>68261868

She's a fan of legenday Wallaby winger David Campese?

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>>68261845
You're supposed to say "good thanks" aren't you? Or are you supposed to ask them back?

A bit scared now

i always liked john key because his name rhymes with donkey

>>68261868
Camping grounds

>>68261891
>russia
Explain

Lads

How the FUCK did Sumerians know there were 7 other planets in our solar system

Literally 6000 years ago

>>68261876
art graduates hey lad. hahah what idiots

>>68261868
Camperdown? might be confusing the suburb with the name of the park

>>68261868
>My self-summary
>I am

>What I’m doing with my life
>Existing

>I spend a lot of time thinking about
>Doom
Red flag mate, what are you doing

>>68261912
by looking up you twat

>>68261912
are you joking?

>>68261912
they interbred with aliens

fun fact: more than 80% of humans alive today carry alien genes

>>68261876
>m8 you have to tell me if you want it as a meal and what type of mcflurry
>is you fuckin retarded or is you a mcdonalds virgin
>OH MY GOD IS YOU A VIRGIN LOL!

The absolute STATE of the antipodeans in this thread.

Literally screeching over here.

>>68261961
return to fields Sergei

there is much working to be do

>>68261868
she means camperdown memorial rest park
funnily enough I was there a couple hours ago and sperged out when a qt randomly approached me

>>68261974

Nice proxy, Bruce.

>>68261944
Fuck do you mean im joking?

>Sumerian incantations of the late second millennium BCE make references to seven heavens and seven earths. One such incantation is: "an-imin-bi ki-imin-bi" (the heavens are seven, the earths are seven.)[1][5]

walked up to some fucking abnormie at camperdown memorial rest park and he absolutely lost his shit and ran away.

runt

>>68261999
>>68261974
only way for proof is to post your big aussie willy :D

I don't give money to homeless people who ask not because I don't want to but because of how bloody awkward it is
What do they expect me to do? Get out my wallet and choose how much change I would allow them? I don't have 20p sitting around on its own in my pocket on the off-chance

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#LockThemUp

saw some paki runt with fleas or something walk up to me in camperdown park, was absolutely terrified, had to speed walk away from the cretin

>>68262031
s-sorry

>>68261773
*Age and profession:

Me: 27, research fellow at uni
Wife: 24, research assistant at uni
Father: 56, chartered accountant
Mother: 53, chartered accountant
Sister1: 23, unemployed layabout
Sister2: 30, translator
Grandpa: 78 (retired) engineer
In-laws: ?? HGV driver and housewife?
Uncle: dead at 51, reader at uni
Cousin: 19, student at uni

>>68262004
>look up
>see a bunch of stars
>a few of the stars move every night while others stay in the same place

>>68261860
>both his parents are dead as of this year.

where's he living now?

what happened to them?

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Decay of modern mainstream media aside, I actually think this is a good idea for convincing normoids to question consumerism.

>>68262031
Doxxed

literally have a presentation in 3 and a half hours lads

2071
No one cares, you boring fucking paki

>>68262093
thats not a bad idea tbf

>>68262093
>just four presents
>just four
what kind of mong give their spoiled shits more than 4 presents?

>>68262073
Stupid twat

>>68262093
>Just four presents

Ah yes, consumerism is dying

but I think that's a good idea desu, something they want to have so they're happy and then practical things.

Can't argue with that.

I'm a boring cunt so last Christmas people got me books and pens lmao

>>68262093

western economies are based on consumption, so we're all fucked if the normies stop spending up to their eyeballs in debt

>>68262093
Those kids are going to be pissed when they get back to school in January and find out their mates got like 30 presents and none of them were shitty books or jumpers or something they "need" like school books

>>68262093
>fucking hate consumerism
>let's follow this #trending twitter trend and post it on facebook on christmas to show capitalist pigs! haha

>>68262105
you can present to the class why you're such a failure. and invite your parents

Whats santy bringing lads


Phone/music box thing for the car here

>>68262119

the fuck kind of shit parents did you have lad

you get one present from 'santa', one present from mum, and one from dad

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>>68261773
My entire family were all adamant Leave voters as far as I could tell. I went to ask my Grandad about it before I left for Australia because he was the only one I hadn't spoke too about it and he told me

>well I voted Leave anon but your Nan said she was going to vote remain
>it's okay though she got me to do our postal votes because she couldn't find her glasses and I put her down as voting Leave

>>68261843
Please respond

>>68262159
What are you doing in Aus lad and how old are you?

>>68262169
think he's a welsh labourer or some shit

>>68262169
I'm 22 out here on a working holiday. Really need to find some regional work out in the fruit/vegie picking fields soon cause i'd like to extend my visa.

>>68262135
It's a step in the right direction if you have parents who are buying their kids dozens of presents, much of it unwanted junk, which amounts to wasted money and more plastic crap sitting in a landfill somewhere.

I'll bet you're one of the gimps who denounced the ice bucket challenge because normoids used it as an avenue for virtue signaling and feeding their narcissism, while ignoring that it raised hundreds of millions of pounds for charity regardless of the intentions of thoughtless normans.

>>68262090
Yank mother had cancer and father (the uncle) was generally ill and had a stroke when alone at home.

Cousin now lives at his late father's flat.

>>68262156
yeah that's how it worked for me too, the article seemed to be implying that each parent bought more than 4 presents for each child

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>>68262189
>when /brit/ figures out who you are

>>68262192
Thinking of doing it lad, any advice?

I graduated from uni and got a really good but intense office job but then I ended up quitting.

I could find another job but I'm worried I'm wasting my youth, only thing is I don't wanna go out there and slave away picking fruit and then have nothing to come back to.

What are you plans when you come back?

>>68262194
sad 2bh

hopefully he has m8's

>>68262206
I literally have created a book full of /brit/ characters. I honestly know when people post, I have methodically logged what time these characters post and the characteristics of each post.

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>23 and on £16.5k per annum
>everyone my age who finished uni with a non-meme degree is now on like £30k starting

Maybe I shouldn't have dropped out of university twice afterall...

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>>68262257
How far does the book go back?

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1480915244852.webm

literally howling over here

>pay £30,000 for a piece of paper
>don't even get it

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>>68262257
Somewhat disturbing, although if you could use it to tell the angry Irishman my Uncle is alive and well and I have no idea what he's talking about that'd be great.

>>68262272
If it makes you feel better I know someone your age that did a 3 year degree that is just barely on the £20k salary

>>68262285
why lad?

>>68262272
It's not even too bad either way to be honest lad, I studied history and even I can get graduate jobs

>>68262071
>marrying a woman from a working class background

ya blew it

>>68262303
what degree?

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>>68262285

>>68262285
Me on the right.

Bit chewy.

>>68262323
Machine operations (like I'm really going to tell you la that's doxable)

>>68262330
that staredown

>>68262285
Need that done to me

>>68262285
;_; poor lad, writhing in pain, having his knob chewed off

>>68262330
>2MB
>460x258
>23 seconds
>that bitrate

Amateur webmsmanship.

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>>68262330

>Tfw using safari to save my mac's battery
>Tfw it can't play webms

REEEEEEE

>>68262281
Since I've posted on /brit/ so around 2012-2013

>>68262290
noted

>>68262351
>that's doxable
what? just say the broad industry if it's really that specific
or is it actually machine operations

>>68262369
I didn't make it but I assume they used webmforretards, it's what I use when I need to make a fast webm for 4chan, it was designed to be light weight, easy and for-4chan from day one.

What would you suggest to use that is better, because I've been wanting to use something better for a while.

>>68262377
>my mac
you being serious

>>68262398
>say the broad industry
STEM :^)

unironically feel better about my life knowing that suicide is always an option

>>68262377
need some way to play webms in the 'Phone, really ruins the phoneposting experience

>>68262392
I wonder if I have 2 characters in your book. Me in the UK and me after moving to Aus.

>>68262377
Just embrace it and use a proper browser.

I've had this Macbook Air since 2010 and used Firefox the entire time. I had to swap the battery about 2 years ago but it was easy and cost me about £100 including international shipping for the battery + screwdrivers.

>>68262408
It was expensive and the chan not being able to prime post on 4chan, which I could with chrome, but prefer safari, it is by far the best laptop I've ever owned.

Even from using the mousepad to scroll up and down or between windows effortlessly or whatever, it's definitely much better. 13 hour battery life is also good.

I don't buy this 'le real computers are big and bulky laptops got to get that extra RAM I use for my little pony animations lel' shit

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reeeeee

>>68262404
ffmpeg

keep getting called a gormless tosser lads

what's a gorm and where do I get it?

>>68262445
really hope this is edited

>>68262435
I just enjoy having like 12/13 hours full battery charge, so even if I sit in the house all day it only needs one charge in the morning for like half an hour and it's ready to go

>>68262392
Do I appear in your book?

>>68262471
Gorm, or gaum, means "attentive or alert", and is the basis for the word gormless.

>>68262425
Mate, very well might. This little black book is chokers.

just called someone a gormless tosser in greggs

>>68262496
Are you going to sell it once you prove a royal has been using /brit/ for some time now?

Desperately need a lioness to demolish my bollocks and eat my cock off.

>>68262478
unironically have my laptop on charge 24/7, don't see the need for this

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>when someone posts your karen image

>>68262445
I really can't tell if this is fake

>>68262515
nah lad, i'll be passing it down to my son who will eventually post on /brit/ and so forth

>>68262530
Haven't turned off my Thinkpad since 2013.

>>68262476
this is bydlo tv.
our television is full of it.

>>68262530
Because it kills the battery and I like to move my mac about, i.e. lie on the bed, bring it into the garden, go on holiday with it etc.

>>68262476
>>68262551
oh it's true

Back in work again today, on a project that's going no where. Wonder if I'll be sacked when we can't finish.

Keep on having this dream where Australia gets nuked to fuck, then when I wake up and realise it hasn't happened, have this overwhelming sense of disappointed.

>>68262543
>tfw you will never fuck your nasal voiced jewish nanny and piss off your sexually frustrated business partner
why even live lads

>>68262605
probably has more to do with you waking up in britain lad

>>68261377
Fermi paradox:

There are billions of stars in the galaxy that are similar to the Sun,[2][3] many of which are billions of years older than Earth.[4][5]
With high probability, some of these stars will have Earth-like planets,[6][7] and if the Earth is typical, some might develop intelligent life.
Some of these civilizations might develop interstellar travel, a step the Earth is investigating now.
Even at the slow pace of currently envisioned interstellar travel, the Milky Way galaxy could be completely traversed in about a million years.[8]

According to this line of thinking, the Earth should have already been visited by extraterrestrial aliens. In an informal conversation, Fermi noted no convincing evidence of this, leading him to ask, "Where is everybody?"

Have to be on night shift this week so I can work with our companys aussie team
Not best pleased

Is living in Australia / New Zealand permanently that good?

It seems great and I love the beach but feel it's probably not as great as it's made out to be after a while.

Have a mate who lives in Dubai and he is always saying how amazing it is but whenever he chills out a bit bragging he is always slagging it off and saying how he misses home.

keep having this dream where I think people give two shits what I dream about, then wake up and realise they don't

*twists to the left*
*POPPOP*
*twists to the right*
*POP*

Ah, back feels much better

>>68262605
Kek.

Imagine coming on here and there's none of those fucking attention seeking thin-skinned shitposting runts stinking the place out with their shit craic.

>>68262656
it's alright yeah

just don't come here if you're a non white please thanks

>>68262643
Maybe there's no reason to expand outward because energy isn't the limiting factor for civilization, but communication latency is.

Got a feeling in the professional environment everyone's ready to stab each other in the back.

Starting to wonder if all the older people in companies got where they are by screwing over colleagues.

>>68262656
I wouldn't compare Dubai to Australia/ New Zealand

>>68262694
It is statistically likely that everyone posting with a British flag is, in fact, non white
Safer to just assume they're an asian right from the start

>>68262643
The problem with this is the word

>similar

It is entirely conceivable that there is some unknown force, action, process or combination of these that was necessary for life to evolve on Earth, or maybe just indeed to evolve so rapidly.

We don't know yet, scientifically, what makes Earth a beautiful example of nature and evolution but when we do, if we do, we can revisit just how many planets might be habitable.

They think 50 sextillion 'earthlike' planets in the Universe exist, 100 billion in our galaxy alone, but maybe being earth-like just isn't enough.

>calling indians and arabs asian
FOP

>>68262694
>>68262705
I just wonder what it's like though. I heard the internet is shit.

Do you go to the beach all the time, or is it not that great when everything's really warm and there's nothing really around but desert and huge expensive cities?

I'm not shitting on it, it's better than here, but just wondering what the wank circle is about.

@68262633
No, it's to do with a deep loathing of you things. KYS

>>68262726
VERY racist

can't stop the feeling

>>68262735
It's like France; beautiful county, just filled with utter fucking shit-tier creatures

would love this country to be nuked

>>68262780
why are aussies such slags?

>>68261377
Uhhm excuse me?
>universe is nearly 14 billion years old
Actually just under 6000 there kiddo
>estimated 100 billion galaxies in the observable universe (because its so fucking gigantic we don't know how big it actually is)
Uhhm actually the stars are flat discs and galaxies are just imagined patterns scientists see because they jerked off to too much star wars

>>68262735
Don't really know if I could give a complete analysis as I've never lived anywhere else

A lot of the brits here seem to wank on about how britain is so much better, but that's just the british isn't, they obviously prefer it here otherwise they'd leave.

>>68262768
bit of a rude one aren't you

>>68262787
There's a ridiculous amount of German backpackers here every year and each and every one of them is just gagging for Australian cock la

>>68262809
>giving him attention and (You)'s
mate...

>>68262809
*the british way

>>68262735
I've only lived here a year and I love it
would go to the beach more often if I actually had friends, as it is I go by myself haha but still great
don't believe the memes, you'll likely spend all your time in wet coastal regions, might go slightly inland for a holiday or something but probably not the true desert. Bugs and stuff are only a hassle as far as mosquitos go and maybe a few spiders but there's really nothing venomous or whatever you truly have to worry about unless you live in certain areas
internet is slow but I only use it to stream stuff/ shitpost and it doesn't really affect that, you could pay for alri internet if you really wanted

>>68262809
Interesting to be honest, can't stand anything worse than cunt who leaves somewhere voluntarily then bangs on about how much better it is elsewhere desu.

Sounds like it's nice, I'd love to live somewhere warm where I could spend my days swimming at the beach.

>>68262656
>Is living in Australia / New Zealand permanently that good?

Okay this post might get a bit long but I'm a Brit who moved to Aus. I miss the fuck outta the isles, I really do, I had a good life at home and I miss my family and friends sometimes. That said, Australia is a great place, I can miss home and still love Australia. The job market is better here, the people are kind and friendly there are so many Brits you NEVER feel out of place, the weather is amazing and the beaches are not only abundant but fucking beautiful compared to that of the UK.

The wildlife is so different and there aren't actually a bunch of snakes and spiders investing every house killing people willy nilly.

Winter is in the summer and I spend it alone because Flights to the UK over Xmas day are nearly £2000 return via Hong Kong (not going through the ME because I'm on medication that the arabs deem recreational). That's shitty. Alone in 40*C heat while all your family is together back in the UK and all your friends are with their family in Aus but, it's only a couple days until everyone is getting ready for NYE.

The internet is shitty in general but I have 200mb/s down unlimited fibre net and it's brilliant. I get better ping/DL speed than in the UK usually because the servers are Melb/Sydney instead of mainland Europe. If that's a real worry, you CAN find places with good internet.

I'd honestly say come out on a working holiday, there's no commitments and if you love it you can stay (and work) and if you hate it you can just book into a nice hotel an have a few weeks of holiday before you come back to England, nice holiday in a nice place and don't have to live there.

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>A man has been arrested after firing a rifle inside a pizza restaurant in Washington that was the target of a bizarre fake US election story.

>The pizzeria has been targeted by conspiracy theorists who believe it is involved in a child sex ring run by former US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and aide John Podesta.

>The man arrested on Sunday told police he went to the restaurant to "self-investigate" the theory, dubbed "pizzagate".

>homes under the hammer
>some speccy fagrunt buys shitty london home for £300k
>renovates it
>now valued at £1.15m

Fucking state of London

>>68262850
Hmmm, to do a working year there or not.

Just cba being poor and having to come home and be depressed haha x

>>68262857
not a single word

>>68262878
the GOAT daytime show

>>68262809
>bit of a rude one aren't you
Was referring to Aussies. You Kiwis are sound.

>>68262870
See, goy, we need to crack down on all this fake news! It's a danger to society.

is anyone here actually white?

>>68262870
He told /pol/ he was gunna do it. He said he had nothing to live so he'd risk his life to try and catch them in the act, and 'fuck it may as well'. I figured it was another LARPer but the mad man actually did it I guess, or it was a coincidence. Either way he didn't catch them in anything.

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>watching daytime tv

>>68262894
That's Money For Nothing.

>>68262787
why are germans such nazis?

>>68262870
so excited I've been a part of an irrelevant internet community that's actually creating an impact on the greater world
makes me feel like I understand what's going on better than most people

>>68262857

Thanks lad, very interesting to know, appreciated.

What happens when your visa runs out though? Are you fucked? Is there any chance of getting permanent residence ?

>>68262912
>not watching Judge Rinder

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Reminder I have the best body in this thread

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really makes you think

I think ClassyIssie/IssieQuenn ia my new favourite camslag.

Is 34DD big or not? She's 17 my friend said

Well it's almost 6 AM on a Monday I have no job, no school, no friends, no nothing. What the hell should I do all day. It's snowing.

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is anyone here actually not white?
aside from the obvious paki who shall not be named

>>68262972
my gf says she'd fuck the shit out of you

>>68262990
yes its big

>>68262881
tbf I'm an aussie that's returned home since I moved away when I was young so I'm not really impartial
as this guy said though >>68262857 job market is good, obviously depends if you have qualifications/ looking into a specific field but you'll probably gain decent experience and I imagine it would be impressive for British employers to see you took the initiative/ had the will to move overseas

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There's a rapist on the loose in Bham lads.

>>68263017
>a

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>>68262998
Literally the whitest cunt out. Transparent skin tier white.

I think we solved the fermi paradox lads >>68263027

i'm white

>>68263002
Pics

Got no (You)s in days. Please. Give a desperate man his fix

>>68263027
ayy

@68263062 (You)
:)

>>68262855
If you do ever move or work here, for fucks sake don't go to Auckland unless you've got a very good job opportunity there, or some other reason. It's a bland annoying shit hole full of chinks and other undesirables, house prices are fucked and everyone's a pretentious wanker. They're the california of new zealand basically.

If you're looking for unskilled seasonal work come to the bay of plenty or hawkes bay or whatever and work on the orchards or something. But if you do have skills you'll fit right in because most of our doctors etc. are poms too.

And tauranga has the best beaches in the world pretty much

Or you could go to aus but they you'd have to be around aussies fulltime xx

>>68262899
on ya lad

For some reason on twitter Andrew Neil seems to argue with literally everyone who tweets at him, pretty weird.

>>68262949
I intend to apply for a partner migration visa, hopefully leading to permanent residence and then dual-citizenship.

>>68262850
Where are you anon? I don't go to the beach much because I don't really have any friends who like beaches, it's kinda odd I think after living with it all their lives aussies obviously don't see the beaches as being as nice as outsiders see them.

>>68263072
>the california of new zealand basically

so essentially the best part of the country, widely maligned by jealous country runts

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>The Supreme Court will begin a landmark legal hearing on Monday into whether Parliament's consent is required before official Brexit negotiations can begin.

>Its 11 justices will hear a government appeal against last month's High Court ruling that only Parliament has the authority to trigger Article 50.

Can someone, ANYONE, explain to me why a group entirely of white heterosexual cis-gendered people are the ones deciding about Brexit when it's something that affects a population where they are a minority compared to the ethnically, sexually and gender identity diverse nation we live in?

>>68263072
>because most of our doctors etc. are poms too

>tfw most British doctors are pooinloos
>because all the actual British doctors move to a better country

>>68263106
The supreme court doesn't "decide about Brexit" you utter runt

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>>68263099
ah fuck off achmed

los angeles then, no denying that's a shit hole

>>68263106
>only 2 of the 11 justices are NOT Oxbridge graduates

Actually think we might be fucked lads.

>>68263016
I work in politics and corporate communications over here lad, not sure if there's lots of that type where you guys are.

>>68263072
Not being rude but what do most New Zealanders do if they don't work in a big city?

I imagine getting an office job is basically non-existent if you're from a random area. Like not much opportunity.

my gp is brown
my dentist is asian
my endocrinologist, optometrist and psychologist are white

make of that what you will

>>68263128
Parliament will 100% vote BREXIT down.

They are, essentially, technically, deciding if BREXIT happens or not.

>>68263128
It decides whether parliament get the final say which could conceivably result in parliament vetoing Brexit as a whole (though they probably wouldn't do this because of muh referendum muh mandate muh voice of the people).

>>68263141
los angeles is fantastic

with more liberalised planning it would be the best city on the planet

>>68263086
Twitter brings out the worst in some seemingly reasonable people. It's like that cannot just stop themselves getting dragged into petty quarrels with argumentative oddballs.

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>>68263168
brexit WILL happen

>>68263168
>>68263169
They don't decide, they interpret the law as is their job

>>68263169
But the people are idiots. Decisions like this should be made by experts in international affairs and economics, not Gaz the white van man who reads about refugees getting £1000000 council homes in the Express.

>>68263157
>endocrinologist
faggots out

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>Ywn be a dual UK-Aus citizen

Literally the best of both worlds.

>>68263211
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do German's trust their government so much holy shit. How can you really think these cunts will be impartial. If there was any fucking chance of that then Parliament would vote the voice of the people but we already know that won't happen.

>>68263301
>>68263301
>>68263301

nu

>>68262717
without having some more information, (getting data from earthlike planets), we can only speculate.
earth could be the only place with any life in the entire universe.
Or earth isnt even the only planet with life in our solar system.

fermis paradox can be solved in many ways.

>>68262695
this can also be a solution. But our next neighbour is just 4.2ly away. Ignoring all "future" techs, it isnt totally impossible to get a little probe there within a few hundred years. With some "future" techs (solar sail, see IKAROS) it could diminish the travel time to under a lifetime.
Sure there is no reason for us to send a few thousand probes to some stars. But it could be done.

>>68263260
Kys Rorke

If you don't like democracy fuck off back to your paymasters

>>68263320
>11 people, 9 of which graduated from the Oxbridge University bubble (I studied at Oxford, I know what that insane bubble of non-reality is like) getting to decide the outcome of a decision that the majority of people democratically voted for in a legal referendum is democracy

Are you high?

>>68263119
It's great, posh poms suit the medical field really well, their voices are quite soothing and professional

And highly skilled blah blah all that shit

>>68263153
>Not being rude but what do most New Zealanders do if they don't work in a big city?
How do you define big? 100k or more? For most of the small towns like Taihape, Ohakune, etc. a lot of work is in tourism or other jobs in the service sector I think, with industry such as logging, aluminum smelting, beef packing etc in some towns. Dairy and other agriculture is also pretty big. Not really an expert though, small town nz always seemed a bit grim to me, I think 100k is the ideal size.

You could have a look on http://www.stats.govt.nz/, that might have some answers. Or https://www.seek.co.nz/ or http://www.trademe.co.nz/jobs for employment.

>>68263072
are beaches in NZ really that nice though? can you swim in them without freezing your bollocks off?

>>68263087
Sydney. desu I have gone to the beach a couple times with ""friends"" but most of them are home for uni holidays, probably the main reason we go is there's a guy from one of those coastal nsw towns and he's pretty beach-orientated and he usually suggests a trip out
bit of a hassle though as I live inner city and it's over a half hour trip out to the beaches
I know what you mean though, even people I go with who like the beach might not even go swimming which for me is my favourite part

>>68263320
Aussie BTFO